it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight josh duhamel. barbeque master adam perry lang. and music from luke bryan. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hi, there, thank you for watching. thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: glad to be here tonight. glad to have a job. i'm especially happy i'm not in school anymore. the end of summer, the fun is almost over. i'll never forget the advice my dad game me, it was a new school in las vegas, he said the first thing you do when you walk in the school yard is you find the biggest kid in class and punch him in the face. in hindsight, i think he might have been confusing school with prison, but didn't matter, never really listened to him anyway. today was the first today of school for our local unified school district. our local fox 11 news. there was a brand-new school, they were outside interviewing the students, and they were fortunate to interview a very upbeat second grader named carlos. >> carlos, a second grader here, you were a little nervous last night, you said you couldn't sleep before coming to class last night? >> yes. >> so you didn't know you were going to be the first student

ever to come to this school? >> yes. >> you know you hit the jackpot? >> yes. >> you know you're the first student, right? >> yes. >> are you excited? >> yes. >> do you have anything else to say to anyone else out there with school coming and starting? >> yes. >> what do you have to say? >> yes. >> jimmy: well, he is very different from when i was a kid. now days, you learn how to do things in school your phone already knows how to do things better and faster than you ever will. there is almost no point to it. i think the only thing that stuck with me was the pledge. that and all the words to 99 left balloons in germany. the national anthem, the pledge is one of those things we don't screw up. we recited it every morning in school. i still recite it because i love my country.

it freaks the guy out at coffee bean. not everybody does this. if you're rusty on the pledge, don't worry, we asked people to recite it on the streets today. this is how it goes. >> recite the pledge of allegiance. >> i pledge allegiance. to the flag of united states of america -- that is as far as i can get. >> recite the pledge of allegiance. >> oh, say can you see ♪ >> pledge of allegiance, to god, under the united states of america. >> i pledge to the flag -- for justice for all. i -- all right, we're going to have to cut that. >> i pledge to the flag of the united states of america. for which it stands, one nation under god, individual -- individual. >> individual.

>> individual. >> independence. >> in-- >> in -- is that the word? all right. okay, i think -- i'm going to have to work on it some more, i'm pretty sure. >> recite the pledge of allegiance. >> i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america, for which it stands, one nation, under god, with indivisibility. and liberty and justice for all. >> jimmy: thank you, superman, if only he could spin the world backwards and start all over again. [ cheers and applause ] josh duhamel is here, luke bryan is here. and smoking meat, the great chef, adam perry lang. in our parking lot, there he is,

hello, buddy. this is a book for people who know what they're doing on the grill. called "serious barbecue." what are you doing tonight? >> i'm going to teach you how to do a serious barbecue sauce, and these ribs, of course. >> jimmy: adam happens to be jewish, so if you're in the market for a circumcision and you have a blessed child. >> very good, i'm going to try not to gnaw my own arm off. very good, we'll come back to adam a little later. and tomorrow is the big night, too. oprah winfrey will be on the show. [ cheers and applause ]ñr ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: what is this? oprah is going to be here tomorrow. i said tomorrow. yeah. so back out and wait. tomorrow. >> oprah! >> jimmy: yeah. this is why i post the events calendar in the lobby and nobody reads it.

by the way, just so you know that is what it looks like when you spend $8,000 on a dumb two-second joke. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: worth every penny. there is a major television event coming up monday i would like you to be aware of. it is a special on tlc called the man with the 132 pound scrotum. it is not what you think, this is a show about a guy whose scrotum weighs 132 pounds. the guy with the scrotum in question is 49 years old, lives in las vegas, he has a rare medical condition which looks like this. which is -- to put 132 pounds of scrotum every day, that would be like walking around every day with heidi klum crammed down your pants, carrying a ham maybe.ñr and he has a sweat shirt he wears on his legs which he uses to accommodate his massive

things. you know, they do have pants that is -- would work for that, justin bieber's -- i looked up the pant, boulder pants, man seeking a woman, for anything at all. i like to take very, very slow walks on the beach. you think about it. though, the girl shows up, your profile picture made it sound like your scrotum was only 80 pounds. tlc show cased this guy on their show. "strange sex" last year. he seems to be handling it pretty well. >> the weight is probably equal to a very large sack of potatoes. very large sack of potatoes. >> we got to get that guy on "dancing with the stars" right?

although in june of this year he actually raised enough money to have his giant scrotum removed. and this is not a joke, i'm not kidding, it actually left him with a one-inch penis. alanis morissette is writing a song about it. apparently he just woke up one morning and they kept growing. and guillermo put together a quick video that could possibly help you diagnose this at home. >> nope! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very thorough. you know, we make jokes about this, because we're joke-makers. that is what we do. but when you hear a story like this you have to wonder, why does something like that happen to a person? you know, you can't judge the

will of the lord? but why would the will of the lord involve a super sized scrotum? i guess it couldn't hurt to ask. god, god? i don't know if you're listening, but it is me, jimmy kimmel, and god? >> is this about slam dunking again? because it is not going to happen. >> jimmy: oh, no, no, i gave up on that years ago. i just wanted to know -- i understand that in your wisdom and glory that you created the world and that it is beyond the capacity of any human to understand your ways, but 132-pound scrotum? >> is there a question? >> jimmy: yeah, well, i mean, why that? it seems kind of random? >> are you questioning my decisions? are you questioning the lord? >> jimmy: oh, no, no, no, not questioning, i'm just looking for a little insight. i mean, you have to admit. even for you that is a big scrotum, comically big, and why that guy?

hitler didn't get a 132-pound scrotum. why did you saddle this guy get -- with one?. >> maybe i should take it off of him and put it onto you. >> jimmy: no, no, no, as long as you're fine with it, it's okay. >> anything else? >> jimmy: can i please just slam dunk one time? >> no, now behave yourself and i'll see you in 18 months. >> jimmy: wait. what? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a lot tonight, josh duhamel, music from luke bryan, and when we come back we'll talk to a woman who is a very big fan of the redskins, such a big fan, in fact, this is how she reacted when she went to

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. josh duhamel, adam perry and luke bryan are on the show. first off, i want to introduce you to a woman named kimberly lewis, who is a life-long redskins fan, so much so that last month she woke up, drove all the way to their training camp hoping to get autographs.

from the players, unfortunately, she did not get any autographs, so she broke out her cell phone and made a video of herself doing this. >> i just drove all the way to the redskins' camp for nothing. i've been here since 6:30 a.m., it is like 12:00. and all i wanted was autographs, i couldn't even get that. nobody even came to where i was standing. i was so disappointed in the redskins. i've been a fan my whole life. i waited my whole life. i just wanted one. i took off work for this and everything. [ crying ] >> jimmy: do they make face diapers, because they should? kimberly also wanted to make sure this tragedy never happened to anyone else. so she issued a warning to any other redskins fans who may be watching. >> do not come to the redskins training camp. i repeat, do not come to the

redskins training camp. it is a waste of time. you won't get an autograph. you will just wind up wasting your time. i took off work and everything for this. i can't believe that the redskins would do their fans like this. [ crying ] >> jimmy: terrible problem, what do you think about that, guillermo? >> terrible, she is crazy. >> jimmy: i have to admit in a sick way i found kimberly's ñi level of despair to be fascinating. so we tracked her down and she is joining us live by skype, how are you doing? >> i'm doing well, thank you. >> jimmy: how old are you, kimberly? >> 27. >> jimmy: oh, kimberly, and what do you do for a living? >> i work -- i'm a manager at a market. >> jimmy: so you have a responsible job, would you call that like a fit or tantrum that you had? >> more like a hormonal

breakdown. >> jimmy: a hormonal breakdown. you were -- what happened at training camp that specifically made you so upset? >> i just in my head thought it was going to be something other than them training. obviously -- >> jimmy: i see. >> obviously, i didn't understand training camp. >> jimmy: you missed the words "training" and "camp." you thought you were going to go to a very sweaty autograph session? is that right? >> yes, i guess so. at least i thought it was going to be a meet and greet, i don't know, in my head i thought i would just meet all the players. like after they practiced they would come over and meet and greet the fans, and it would be awesome. >> jimmy: maybe they would lift you up and carry you off on their shoulders, give you a trophy of some kind? who posted this video? >> i posted it on my facebook and it was accidentally uploaded

to youtube from my phone. and some of my friends from facebook uploaded it to youtube, as well. >> jimmy: and the idea was, you wanted to kind of embarrass the redskins for mistreating you, instead you wound up embarrassing yourself, i guess? >> totally. >> jimmy: do you roll video every time you find yourself crying, or just in this particular instance? >> i just didn't have anybody to vent to at that time. so facebook is like the platform for everybody's venting, so -- >> jimmy: what does your family think about this? what was their reaction? >> they make fun of me daily. >> jimmy: they do. >> every time. >> jimmy: did the redskins reach out to you to calm you down? >> yes, they did. the redskins' organization is a great organization. i repeat, the redskins organization is a great organizes, they treat their fans very well in the community.

and me. >> jimmy: do you go to a lot of redskins games? you must really like the redskins? >> unfortunately, i work most sundays. so it has not worked out that i could go to a game. >> jimmy: oh, you have never been to a game? >> no, i watch it on tv -- >> jimmy: well, how big a fan could you be? >> i'm the biggest fan from home ever! >> jimmy: okay, you're home bound. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i did see a good lesson, and that lesson is if you cry like a 2-year-old, eventually you will get your way right? >> especially if you drive 50 miles. >> jimmy: have you ever seen the movie "up"? >> no. >> jimmy: yeah, don't watch it. okay? all right, thank you very much, kimberly. and good luck. we have a good show for you tonight, barbecue from adam perry lang, music from luke

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a total savings of 45% to 75%. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. i wish you could smell through your television right now. his best selling book is called "serious barbecue," chef adam perry lang is with us tonight, he is making short ribs, that was guillermo's nickname in the fourth grade. and then with music from this album, just came out today, called "crash my party," luke bryan. tomorrow night we have a special visitor tomorrow night. oprah winfrey will be here tomorrow. as well as christopher mintz-plasse. and we'll have music from the wanted. and ashton kutcher, and our first guest is a vanquisher. a popular actor. and later this month, the proud father of a black eyed baby pea.

his new movie opens in theaters august 23rd. available in video on demand. please welcome josh duhamel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're about to have a baby. they're very excited to see you. >> you guys were all in the green room, i take it? >> jimmy: a little -- a little party out in the parking lot before, i think -- >> that is what is cool about this show. >> jimmy: do you have your phone on? what if your wife, fergie goes into labor -- right now, while we're on the show? >> i did leave it back stage, somebody would page me -- >> jimmy: that would be exciting if you had to dash home -- >> that would be great tv. >> jimmy: have you picked out a name yet?

>> we have. >> jimmy: what name have you picked out? >> i can't, she would have my balls. no pun intended. i saw the segment earlier, so i can understand that guy -- >> jimmy: what, now, have you had the baby shower and all that stuff? >> we have had a couple of baby showers, there is still one more to go. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, i went to one a couple of weeks ago which was unlike any baby shower i have ever been to. it was a gaby-shower. all of her best gay friends threw her a baby shower, and i tell you what -- >> jimmy: and they called it a gaby-shower? >> yes, they called it a gaby-shower. and it was easily the best dressed party in l.a. >> jimmy: you were at it? >> oh, yeah, i went to the whole thing, i thought as the father-to-be, you just show up at the end and -- >> jimmy: just take the gifts. >> she insisted i was there for the whole thing, and i'm glad i was, because it was actually really, really fun.

>> jimmy: were there famous people at the gaby-shower? >> oh, yeah, rue paul. >> jimmy: wait a minute, rue paul. rue paul is gay? hold on a minute. >> yeah, jamie foxx showed up. he said he was in the building. >> jimmy: he has a radar, if there is a party within 40 miles he knows where it is and just makes a beeline to it. wow, that is something else. so there is another baby shower? >> well, there was one last week, her aunt pam threw it for her. it was more of a family affair. you know, all of her closest relatives showed up for it. and it was a perfect excuse for me to go off to my buddy game weekend in minnesota. >> jimmy: now, tell us about it. what is the buddy game weekend?

>> it is epic. it is something my friend has done -- his name is bob schwartz. we call him buddy glue, the guy who keeps us altogether. i have really great friends, some from kindergarten. he just built this house in minnesota, we planned this thing for months. it involves go-cart racing, paint ball, darts, a lot of streaking across the wiffle ball field. >> jimmy: oh, there is wiffle ball? >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that is right up my alley. >> he literally streaked across the field in a paint ball helmet and an air gun. >> jimmy: this sounds fantastic, you go to go-cart tracks? how does it's work? >> yeah, there is this thing called pro cart that we go to, somewhere in the minneapolis area. >> jimmy: and at this end is there a winner? >> oh, yeah, very competitive. >> jimmy: who is the winner? >> well, you know, it is under appeal at the moment. >> jimmy: oh, it is?

>> yeah, because -- a guy named greg greenwald won it, but we didn't get to finish darts and we didn't get to finish bean bags, because bob was too drunk. >> jimmy: bob was too drunk. >> so we didn't get to finish, and i was like two points behind him. and i was in the championships for darts, so i felt like i had a chance to win. >> jimmy: i'm sorry to say this, i think you treat it like a rain-out with baseball, in this case, bob got drunked-out. if you have gone at least five innings. if you were only running one or two events and then it ended, well, yeah, then maybe you might have a case. but i think you're going to have to say maybe you didn't win this year. >> you're right, you're right. tough pill to swallow, jimmy. he takes this very seriously. >> jimmy: well, as you see i didn't even go and i take it seriously. >> you are invited next year. >> jimmy: i would never leave. >> it is funny you say that,

because my friend, chad bjork, i get a text from him, he says that he is not sure chad is going to go home. he is still here and there is no plans to leave tomorrow. and bob is back to his regular life, he has a wife and three kids, taking his kids to t-ball. >> jimmy: chad, it is time to leave, to pack up and go home. you brought video here. what are we going to see? from the buddy game. >> this is the highlight, we had a playoff to win the golf competition. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> we had to play an extra hole. we still tied. and then we had to go to a practice range and hit from the practice range onto the practice green. well, you'll see what happened. take a look. >> jimmy: okay. [ horns blowing ] [ cheers and applause ]

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>> it's all good, god, we were here all day and all night last week? we need food, water, something, just anything -- where are you going? wait! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: josh duhamel! "scenic route," is now available on "video on demand" and in theaters on august 23rd. what is the movie about? >> well, it is about two friends who drifted over the years. kind of like me and bjork, maybe, this is an effort to reconnect, but the truck stalls on the side of the road. but the short of it is, we get stuck there for four days with no food or water. so it goes from a buddy comedy to an all-out survival movie. i'm really, really proud of the movie, we shot it out in death valley. rehearsed it like a play -- if

you can avoid those crazy weather conditions, it is not too bad. >> jimmy: yeah, stay inside at all times. it is a beautiful place. so you have other projects, and this is a more serious project that you were working on. this is based on a true story. >> it is. i saw this -- this documentary series on tlc about the man with the 132 pound scrotum. >> jimmy: right, i just happened to be telling you about that earlier. >> and yeah, i noticed that you had it on there. so i just felt, you know, as a way to feel like how it is to walk in a man's shoes, to sort of see how he sees the world and how he fits in, i just felt it was sort of my duty to sort of walk a mile in his shoes. >> jimmy: i didn't know you were so sensitive. i had no idea.

but i believe we have an excerpt from it now. let's take a look. >> yeah, i'm very proud of it. >> well, i'm about to put on my disguise. got a wig. camera glasses, and my hat. so time to put on the giant scrotum. is it this way? >> no, i guess i just have to get out there and face the world. i'm nervous. i sure hope the people will look past what is on the outside and see me for who i really am. those people that were staring at me, judging me, based solely on my scrotum. that is not funny, man! i'm human like you, just walking down the street i felt like an object. people don't want to talk to me or make eye contact with me.

>> you're out of your mind! >> i'm not a freak? normal things i take for granted are almost impossible. i can't see! i have gesticulitis, big [ bleep ] deal! that feels better on my back. what are you looking at? what are you looking at? have you ever seen anybody turn around -- ouch! oh -- but just when i was about to give up i realized exactly why i was in this situation? guys, i don't know how much more i can take, this is depressing.

i feel like a freak. like an object. let's cut it. >> somebody help me, please, help me please? somebody help me, please? >> help, help! >> please, somebody help me, my baby. >> throw me the baby! >> are you sure you will catch her? you have to catch her? >> i'll catch it. throw me the baby, i'll catch it. >> why do you have such gigantic testicles? >> it is a medical thing, just throw me the baby, come on! three, two, one, go! >> ahhhhhhh! you can't really know a man until you walk a mile in his scrotum. and after today, i believe that. 100%.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is the master of meat, metal and fire. you can learn his secrets in the greatest bbq book ever written called "serious barbecue." please welcome chef adam perry lang. hello, adam. good to see you. >> jimmy: good to see you, too, now, you have been living in our parking lot, making your own charcoal and smoking meat, which

is insane. i have to say it has been a real struggle not to gain 800 pounds this summer. >> the best advertisement you could ever do. >> jimmy: and are the flies supposed to help? helps the flavor? what are we making? what is on the menu? >> i'm going to show you about beef, this is the absolute best cut of beef on the animal for barbecue. >> jimmy: what cut is that? >> that is plate short ribs. they're expensive, but worth it. i lie the certify -- i like the certified angus beef. but let me show you what we do. >> jimmy: please do. >> serious barbecue, i do things that are a little above and beyond, i make a little mustard moisturizer. >> jimmy: the mustard moisturizer? and the cows love it? >> they do. >> jimmy: keeps them looking young. there we go. >> season it a little bit. >> jimmy: you do it from here, right? as if god is seasoning it himself. >> all right.

and that is really it. you know, we're going to put it right into the barbecue pit. >> jimmy: okay, and how long will it cook here in the pit? >> for here, about three or four hours. and then we'll do a wrap. let me show you that quickly. >> jimmy: this is aluminum foil? available at any aluminum foil center. and look at that. that is what it looks like after you cook it? >> it just kind of pulls together -- >> jimmy: it actually gets a boner, what is this? >> this is brown sugar and butter. you don't have to do this. but if you just want to create like a difference in flavor, sometimes you do like a sweet/sour, i put a little bit of cider vinegar, we wrap it up. put it right into the pit. heavy, huh. >> jimmy: and you have to have a pit? >> well, you don't have to, you can just do something like that. there you go, throw it in, boom. after it is done for about say

two hours, really tender, unwrap it, put it back in and it is good to go. >> jimmy: i think it feels like it is ready. let's pull one out. >> we're going to make a serious barbecue sauce. >> jimmy: i'm hungry, now, you can get barbecue sauce at the store, but it is nothing like this. >> no, definitely not. look at this, cooking vegetables on the grill. >> now, i like to cook vegetables here -- i put a little george dickle whiskey. here is the key thing, whether you do serious barbecue sauce or regular, just the store bought, because you can do either. the key thing is reduce it down, cook off the alcohol. >> jimmy: i got you. >> so why don't you just help me add this. >> jimmy: tell us what this is as we go. >> i don't know, so many spices, you have clove, chili powder. >> jimmy: hash. >> now, mix that in. >> jimmy: all right, i'll mix

that in. >> after it is kind of mixed in like that -- >> jimmy: sometimes when cooks come on, we'll tell what the ingredients are, there are so many, you look on your website, adamperrylang.com, and it will be there. we have catchup -- you like to mix it in? >> i do, i do. >> jimmy: brown sugar, his parents were killed by catchup. and a little bowl of -- glass in there, too. >> this is like a secret ingredient, apricot preserves. >> jimmy: well, now it is not a secret anymore. >> okay, and basically put it back into the big green egg. what i wanted to point out to you is i'm using a low pot. so the smoke actually penetrates it. if you have a high pot you really can't get that flavor. >> so you don't want -- >> you want it more even, that is why we do a low pot. >> jimmy: all right, nice. we have about a minute and a

half here. >> we're going to do it. >> jimmy: and you have a finished product. >> that is it, here is the finished product. now, do you like your sauce chunky or smooth? >> jimmy: chunky. >> i like it smooth, so we'll do half and half. >> jimmy: guillermo, you see what is going on here? >> now, just press the button. >> jimmy: oh, that one, okay. now, we're buzzing this a little to get everything mixed in. >> now, let's cut up some of the ribs with my -- >> jimmy: we have one admit left here, adam. guillermo, come up here. oh, yeah, you got your big machete, you made this yourself. guillermo hold onto this, okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, don't lose your mustache. >> okay. >> you like that, how does it feel? >> dangerous. >> jimmy: feel like you're in west side story, you need a winner. okay, look at that, that is beautiful. >> pour some of that -- just like that, we'll eat right on the board with our fingers.

>> jimmy: is that what we're going to do, right on the board. >> i do a little bit of board dressing, which is a little bit of olive oil and herbs? >> jimmy: and let's eat it, shall we? what does he do? just dip it in there. >> here you go, buddy. i mean, you could do that, poor guy. >> we should have had him do it. >> jimmy: yeah, i feel terrible for him. well, thank you very much. adam perry lang, his book is called "serious barbecue." go to his website. adamperrylang.com. it is thick and hot. we'll be right back with music from luke bryan. >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony.

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>> jimmy: his new album "crash my party" came out today here with the song "that's my kind of night" luke bryan. ♪ ♪ i got that real good feel good stuff up under the seat of my big black ♪ ♪ jacked-up truck rollin' on thirty-fives pretty girl by my side you got that suntan ♪ ♪ skirt and boots waitin' on you to look my way and scoot your little hot self ♪ ♪ over here girl hand me another beer yeah all them other boys wanna wind you up ♪ ♪ and take you downtown but you look like the kind that likes to take it way out ♪ ♪ out where the corn rows grow

row row my boat floatin' down the flint river catch us up ♪ ♪ a little catfish dinner gonna sound like a winner when i lay you down and love you right ♪ ♪ yeah that's my kind of night this is my kind of night tonight oh oh oh oh might sit down on my ♪ ♪ diamond plate tailgate put in my country ride hip-hop mixtape little conway ♪ ♪ a little t-pain might just make it rain you can hang your t-shirt on a limb ♪ ♪ hit that bank and we can ease on in soak us up a little moonlight you know i know ♪ ♪ what you like yeah all them other boys wanna wind you up and take you downtown ♪ ♪ but you look like the kind that likes to take it way out out where the corn rows ♪ ♪ grow row row my boat floatin'

down the flint river catch us up a little catfish dinner ♪ ♪ gonna sound like a winner when i lay you down and love you right yeah ♪ ♪ that's my kind of night yeah that's my kind of night woo oh oh oh ♪ ♪ my kind or your kind is this kind of night we dance in the dark and your lips land on mine ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh gonna get our love on oh oh oh oh oh time to get our buzz on ♪ ♪ all them other boys wanna wind you up and take you downtown but you look like ♪ ♪ the kind that likes to take it way out out where the corn rows grow row row my boat ♪ catch us up a little cat fish by