dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jake gyllenhaal, dianna agron, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from the weekend. with cleto and the cletones. and now, as you may or may not know, here is jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you all for coming. it is wonderful to have you

here. before we, before we get started tonight, i have a quick question. have any of you seen my wedding ring? after the show last night, i was sitting mine office talking to my brother. i noticed my wed ring is not on my finger anymore which is bad. i thought i had it on during the show last night. but then, we watched the videotape and turned out i didn't. i had my pants on which was good. but no ring. so i searched my office, my bathroom, my house, my car, but ate nowhere to be found. i guess what i am trying to say -- guess who is single, ladies? [ cheers and applause ] i will say this -- oddly my wife does not find this amusing. there is a very good possibility f i ate it. my mom will call in an hour and say "where was the last place you took it off?" the weird thing is i don't take it off. i don't know, maybe it slipped

off in one of the guest's dressing rooms last night. sorry, can we send, can we send like, camera into the dressing room for a second to look around there. i'm sorry, but it's just -- on my mind. i would love to be able to -- yeah, if we could just, yeah, good, great. i hope we are not interrupting anybody. here we go. oh. wait a minute. that's my, that's my wife, molly. molly what are you doing? >> hey, what is going on? >> hey, jimmy did you find your wedding ring yet? >> jimmy: that's jake gyllenhaal. >> did you find your wedding room yet. >> jimmy: what are you doing back there? >> just hanging out. >> did you find your wedding ring? >> jimmy: i didn't. i was looking in the back there. >> all right, let me know when we are married again. >> jimmy: i was hoping you would

have sex with me. we had a good run. remember when people laughed when i got my ring at kracostco is now down to $339. i guess i will have to buy a new one now. i may have to go another place i was up late last night. saw a xher sthal for a new jewelry store i may have to check out. >> announcer: looking for high quality jewelry at reasonable prices, come to dennis rodman's face. dennis rodman's face has an array of earrings, nose rings, lip rings, necklace for men, women, and whatever. and don't forget dennis' guess what? policy. dennis buys gold. guess what? he is open 24 hours a day. >> guess what? >> his prices can't be beat. just ask this satisfied customer. >> guess what? i buy all my jewelry at dennis rodman's face.

[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: dennis rodman's face located in palm beach and pyongyang. [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: any way, if you come across a wedding ring with the word yolo inscribed in the inside. it's mine. "the new york times," published an op-ed piece written by vladamir putin. taking the case directly to the american people. i like he thinks we read "the new york times," op-ed. if it was published in the cross word section 99% will never see it. he warns against am can exceptionalism. tuesday, president obama called americans exceptional, different from other countries. putin disagrees. it is extremely dangerous to encourage people to see themselves as exceptional whatever the motivation. sound like a fun dad, huh?

i guess, i don't know. maybe they just inspire people differently in russia. for instance these are some popular russian motivational posters. this one of a young tree. this one is about determination, i believe. translated in english, you are pathetic and small and will amount to nothing. this is the classic kitten poster we have all seen many times before. russian version translates to hang in there, it is likely you will plummet to your death. then there is this one of neil armstrong, the russian version, achievement, you take off helmet, you suffocate. here is one, i have seen this one. a guy rowing on a lake. it says perseverance, you are friendless, alone, no one can hear you scream. also do not reach for the stars. they are hot and will kill you. putin said that when americans claim to be exceptional it offend other countries around the world. this from the man who regularly wrests his political opponents and persecutes people based on

sexual or yen taeientation and girl band in a labor group, for singing songs he didn't like. we don't think we are better than everyone else, we just think we are better than you, specifically. i hope he is watching. he watches the show on youtube. he stayed up late tonight to see jake gyllenhaal. something light harhearted out rush yeah. it's cold in russia. it doesn't just affect humans. it affects monkeys too, like this one. all bundled up. and ready to do the most adorable thing that has ever been done. how wonderful is that? that is exceptional, right there. that's, i tell you what i feel like, i feel like i just died

and went to monkey snowsuit heaven. oh, look how cute he is. i want one of those. i would look a monkey in a snowsuit and a chicken in a top hat. and another epic rant last night, which means we will have six more weeks of summer. he was in brooklyn at a listening party for his friend's new album, the album "my name is my name" which is true. and, he goes to a lot of these listening parties because he is such a good listener. but at one point he grabbed the microphone and stopped the music so he could scream for 2 1/2 minutes about all manner of nonsense including corporations, camouflage pants and people who put numbers on the backs of their t-shirts. >> we make good music! we make good music! we don't give a bla[ bleep ] ab how much money you [ bleep ] make. we make good music? >> jimmy: what he is trying to

say. he makes good music. doesn't he have a baby at home. you think if kanye west ever met kanye west he would like him? not sure if you have been following the adventures of the new pope, pope francis. i like him. unusually humble man. doesn't wear fancy pope clothes. he washed and kissed the feet of prisoners. he calls people who send letters to him. and he just got a used car. that its his car. there he is, haggling with the used car dealer. i don't know what. he talked the guy down 200 euros. and a set of jesus mud flaps. 1984, renault 4, 190,000 miles on it. very old. the pope said he wanted an old car so he could drive around listening to his billy idol cassettes. how crazy is it that the pope has a car. imagine through driving through rome, a renault cuts in front of you. you flip the guy off. it's the pope.

speaking of flipping people off. last night on the show we talked about a survey, women are more prone to displays of road rage than men. female drivers are more likely to give the finger and more likely to curse while their children are in the car. now, i don't know if i believe that. but i don't. i don't think most mothers curse in front of their kids. just in case. i decided to conduct my survey. i sent a camera crew out on hollywood boulevard to ask young kids what is the worst thing you ever heard mommy say. kids are honest about these things. let's find out what they had to share. what's the worst thing you ever heard your mommy say when she is dad? >> it's pretty bad. >> stupid. >> pretty bad. who was she calling stupid? >> me. >> what's the worst thing mommy said? >> guys we are frying to have a conversation here, can you please be quiet?

>> does mommy ever yell? >> yes. >> what does she say when she yells? >> no, no. no. no. no. no. no. no. >> what's the worst thing your mom ever yelled when she was mad? [ bleep ]. >> disgusting. >> she just say mean word. she just say stupid. >> what is the worst thing you heard your mommy say? >> can i say it? [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] let's see -- [ bleep ] serious? all i can think of, really. >> what is the absolute worst?

>> ooh. >> does your mom get so mad she uses a bad word in front of you? like what? >> yes? >> the fer some times. probably all of them. i probably heard all of them at more than one time. >> what are they? >> like the f word -- you want me to say them? >> do you want to say them? >> i'll say them, [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. is this going to be on tv? [ cheers and applause ] we're going to take a break. when we come back, i'm going to get to the bottom of scary attack that was carried out on two of our local hollywood boulevard super heroes. this week in unnecessary censorship. we've also got jake gyllenhaal,

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and welcome back. before we get to them. we had an incident here in hollywood last week. if you ever visited us on hollywood boulevard, you know our sidewalk is teeming with people dressed from characters of movies and tv shows. a lot are dressed as super heroes. kids love super heroes. and kids are not smart enough to know what a hobo is. on friday, two of our local heroes ran into what could be the world's least fearsome super villain. >> there was a real life super

hero tale played out on the streets of los angeles this one starring superman and wonder woman. the character impersonators jennifer wenger and christopher dennis say they were attacked by a cowboy boot wagging transient on hollywood boulevard. with the bruises to prove it. they were taping jimmy kimmel live when she wsays the attacke targeted her. >> with all of her boot throws. she hits wonder woman. i reflected it. ricochetted off my arm and hit her in the face. >> he means deflected it. but grammar is his crykryptonit. they were attacked by a cowboy boot wearing transient, narrows the suspects done to everyone walking on hollywood boulevard. right now we have superman and wonder woman standing by. hello there, hi, guys. thank you for joining us. first tell us in your word what happened? >> well, first i was coming in

to check in, charging my phone at his place. she yelled at me on the way. so i went back to get my phone from his place. i saw her. i told him here is my friend. she got up. that's when she physically attacked me. he stepped in. and my superman. >> superman, very, very brave of you to step in. especially kiddiconsidering the that your muscles are made of foam rubber. >> think that's whey i stepped in. >> did superman save your life? >> sure did. it was coming for my face, the steel boot that did that. he deflected it with his chest. >> has this made you more than super friends? >> i think we have always been super friends. >> should your assailant be put into some kind of transdimensional prison like general zod was put in? >> i agree with that. >> jimmy: has this soured you on show business overall? >> not me. but -- what about you? >> i don't think so. it soured me from talking back to homeless people.

>> jimmy: okay. is that woman still hanging around the boulevard? >> yeah. >> jimmy: she is? >> still at large. we haven't seen her out here on the boulevard. >> she is creating an army. >> jimmy: don't head her in your invisible plane. >> i deon't have a lock. >> we'll weld it shut. >> jimmy: all right suessman. it looks like superman is developing foam rubber muscles in his pants there. thank you, superman. wonder woman. be safe. [ cheers and applause ] it does raise an interesting question, while our protectors are protecting us who protect our protectors? sorry, i zoned out for a minute there. one more thing. it's thursday night. our weekly tribute to the fcc, we beep and blur things whether they need it or not. this week in unnecessary censorship. >> we might have come up ape

littli -- a little short in this campaign. we are all unified in this fight. if we keep [ bleep ] and i hope you will, if you keep [ bleep ], i will keep [ bleep ]. >> late night show, jimmy kimmel [ bleep ] us all. >> how long is your [ bleep ] can i ask? >> a minute, admit it you have done it, we all have it's called [ bleep ]. >> i can afford to kind of be [ bleep ] on a [ bleep ] and relax a little bit. >> that looks like a [ bleep ] stain. >> it's still fresh. >> of the two of you who [ bleep ] more who would you say? >> "20/20" continues with crazy stupid [ bleep ]. >> who loves [ bleep ], who loves [ bleep ]? we do. >> d.j., i need you to hold me down, while jeff, you stuff that [ bleep ] in my mouth. and no matter how much i scream or beg you have got to feed me that [ bleep ]. >> sure, i am in.

>> jimmy: diana agron is here. and we have music from the weekend, and we'll be right back with jake gyllenhaal, so stay.

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jimmy: tonight on the program, you know her from her tour of duty on "glee." starting tomorrow you can see her alongside robert de niro and michelle pfeiffer in the new movie "the family." diana agron is here. with us. and then his brand new album is already #1 on itunes, it's called "kiss land." the weekend from the sony outdoor stage. the weekend is a person. we've got a great line up for you next week. next week -- amy poehler will be here, as will aaron paul, andy samberg, james caan, stephen merchant, malin akerman, hannah ware, morena baccarin from "homeland", and we'll have music from jim james, laura mvula, bastille, and grouplove. so please join us for those shows, too. our first guest tonight is an

oscar and golden globe nominee stand one nafl of the half of tl with six as in their name. he is excellent in everything he's in, and "prisoners" opens in theaters september 20th. please welcome jake gyllenhaal! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> so good to see you. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> i just want to take a moment to acknowledge the fact that you look fantastic. >> thank you. thank you. >> it's been a while since i have been here. last time i was here, i have to say. i don't know if you remember this, i had a little bit of a qualm if you will with your tie. >> jimmy: you became the fashion

police all of a sudden. >> i did. i did. >> jimmy: what was it again? >> it was just, a mighty girth to your tie. it was just weird. very strange. i have a picture of it here. >> jimmy: it was a bib. >> i brought a picture of it here. i don't know if you know. yeah. >> jimmy: let me show it. >> just very big. very stripy. i just felt like it was really taking away from your personality. you were vying with it too much. you know what i mean. then i don't know itch you rf y remember, you ended cutting it off in the break. you cut it in half. really helped a lot. you had half the tie. i want-up to kn you to know sin you have been nominated for two emmys. you changed to the 11:35 time slot. >> jimmy: you believe that that may have had something to do with this? >> it definitely had something to do with it. and i, like i say, since then you got marry. you don't remember it. don't really keep your wedding

ring. but beside that. i think i have had a lot to dupe wi -- do with the success in your life. and you should thank me for that. g >> jimmy: i thank you. i thank you for, you encouraged me. i was fretting there was wine left over in the bottle in my house. you said you can make vinegar. i said how do you do that? when you left. i looked everything up. i have been making my own vinegar since that time. >> i want to thank you so much for the bottle of vinegar that you sent to me. no. no. >> matter of fact, i have a bottle of red wine vinegar and white wine vinegar for you. and my own logo. take those. >> can i give it a taste. >> i will give it a taste. vinegar is really. >> jimmy: your thing. >> wow. that's fantastic. >> jimmy: good wow. >> really, really, really good.

>> jimmy: good. i didn't do anything. let it vinegarize. >> made from your red wine? >> jimmy: yes. >> amazing. >> jimmy: i didn't stomp the grapes or anything lick that. >> well then, never mind. thank you. send you home with these. guillermo, will you help jaek ho -- jake home with the bottles? >> yes. >> jimmy: i want to ask you, a year and a half ago you were with, went to see mumford and sons the band. >> yes. >> jimmy: you wound up going on tour with the band? true? >> yes, true. >> jimmy: how did that occur? and why? >> well, i count luckily in this blessed life that i feel like i live, i count mumford and sons as close friends. i have a lot of friends from england. i am not sure why that happened. but it did. and they, i happened to meet them years ago before they had the great success they have been having. i want to see them in san pedro. they were on this train tour, do

you know the train dur thtour t they were on. one of my best friend set up the train tour, he is manager for m another bavenlnd. the show finished in san pedro. marcus mumford came up and said get on the train. get on the train with us. i was like, oh, i have to admit, i like my life a little planned. i am a little like that. there was one guy, ha-ha-ha. everybody in the audience, ooh that is kind of annoying. he was like, "me too, man." and i was like, no, i have so much to do. i can't. he is like what do you have to do? i said i have no much. i said, my contact lenses, i don't have an extra pair of contact lenses. and sure enough it was look every band there and they all gathered around. they're like get on the train. get on the train. so, i got on the train. and we want to arizona.

spent the evening, you know, riding the rails to arizona. old school style. and it was incredible. they had like a whole, a train car with all instruments recorded the whole time. people would play. pick up any random instrument. incredible. >> jimmy: you had nothing with you, luggage, clothes, anything. >> no. i ended up staying two weeks on the train. ended up staying two weeks on the train. and i had my, my contact lenses sent to me by my mother. the one guy over there is like, ha-ha. >> jimmy: that is your soul mate in the audience there. so mom fed-exed them to the tran or something. >> we arrived in arizona. we were going to austin. she sent them to austin the i kept the same pair, got saline at dwayne reid. i would get shirts. hanes shirts. ripped my pants, in a pickup basketball game. i ended up having them sown on the train by like. >> jimmy: like a hobo.

like a person with a stick. >> i was living almost famous. literally that's what it was. >> jimmy: did you do anything, play the tambourine with the band, did you get of on stage at all? >> i did. ended up playing the horn. in the horn section. don't ask me me, hey, the only place to be. >> jimmy: what horn did you play? >> a trumpet. >> jimmy: were you playing or pretending? >> of course i was playing. how dare you ask me that question? >> jimmy: you were just -- >> i played the crap out of that song with that. >> jimmy: this is some life you are living. do you plan to do that again? or not okay to plan something like that. >> it is no planning. once in a lifetime. you can't go back. >> jimmy: until they surround you again and you get on the train. >> god forbid that happens. >> jimmy: last time we saw jake, he had a trumpet in his hand. don't think he know house to play it. >> there was an amazing time, the train got stopped. a great documentary on the whole trip actually that won the

grammy this year. my friend brian ling, manager of edward sharp, made the documentary along with the malloy brothers and great filmmakers and won the grammy this year which is pretty cool. there was, we got stopped by the state troopers at one point in texas. >> jimmy: for what? >> i'm not sure. when you see like some random hobo trains going through in the middle of texas on their way to marpha, they stopped us. probably shenanigan thousands, you can arrest people for. but there weren't. and i was researching to play a police officer. and i thought i really knew how to talk to police offser offic. i had done two or three months of researchers. hey, guys, don't worry about it. they're almost about to arrest me. that would have been a good story. >> jimmy: the police did not buy your shenanigans. >> i almost didn't get on the train. nobody bought it. almost left in the desert. >> jimmy: what kind of police officer do you look like with your pants all sewn up.

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>> it's done now. tell me what you are drawing. you said you were drawing a map. it looks like a puzzle. you tell me what you are drawing. tell me what you are drawing. >> yes you can! yes you can! >> jimmy: that is prisoners, jake gyllenhaal. very intense movie. excellent movie. >> it is. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: really disturbing. i don't want to give too much -- well i will leave that to you. tell everyone. >> hard to talk about the movie without giving anything away. that's the thing about the movie. every scene. >> jimmy: subject matter is intense. >> it is. two families whose each daughter from a family is abducted. one of the fathers who hugh

jackman plays. terrence howard, viola davis. and hugh jackman and their daughters are kidnapped. hugh doubts what i am doing and how i am doing it. he takes it into his own hands and tries to find his daughter on his own. it's much, much more complicated. in my opinion much more interesting than the way i just explained it. >> jimmy: it its. it is engrossing. it is very intense. it's very scary. >> yes. >> jimmy: very, very good. i was telling you, i saw the screening. then i was scared to go to the bathroom by myself afterward. >> according to molly back there, that happens all the time. >> jimmy: well, you know. she was by the way, ten times as the scared to go to the bathroom afterwards. i scared her. that made me feel less scared. when i transfer that negative energy. >> save that for off-camera. >> jimmy: with a movie like this. i want to ask you. you are going to the premiere right now. is there a party afterward.

because i cannot for the life of me and you will understand this when you see the movie, i mean this its not the hangover three. i can not imagine there, you having cocktails after this thing. >> everybody is constipated apparently. you know, there is a party. >> there is a celebratory spirit to when you make a film regardless of how scary it is. but it is very good. i want you to know that. as the guy did. yeah. but i mean, yeah. i mean, first of all, everybody in the cast and our director are really genuinely the nicest people i have ever met. i hate talking like that. >> jimmy: nicer than mumford and sons? >> they're, they're. maybe not possible. >> jimmy: not as nice. >> not possible. but they really are. so making it felt like hugh jackman, essentially the man who got the movie made. >> jimmy: he gives a great performan performance. a lot of great performances. yours included. very, very good.

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jimmy: you know our next guest as quinn fabray, cheerleader on "glee." now, she trades in her pom-poms for pistols as the dangerous daughter of robert de niro and michelle pfeiffer in the new action-comedy "the family." it opens in theatres tomorrow. please say hello to dianna agron. >> you look handsome. >> you flew in from new york did you wear it on the plane. >> no, i wore what i was wearing on "good morning america" on the plane. i got many strange looks. i was wearing lube tchristian louboutins and ape dress a dres

jewelry. >> jimmy: it was probably nice for the stewards, flight attendants to see that did you have the premiere. >> two nights ta ago. my highlight of the premiere were on the carpet. 50 cent comes up to michelle pfeiffer hugs her aggressively. i'm in the appropriate place to see her face. and i see her just go. i don't know she ever met 50 cent before. i mean, i haven't. he didn't do that to me. gyp he didn >> jimmy: he didn't do that to you. do you think he knows michelle pfeiffer? >> he loves michelle pfeiffer by this hug. >> jimmy: if michelle pfeiffer turns up prg nant egnant or som. we'll know. >> she's happily married. >> jimmy: did you know michelle pfeiffer before making the movie? >> no i am from the bay area.

and michelle lives up north. that is a very prideful thing, people are really proud to say that. my high school, brilliant high school, dangerous mind was partially, you adore her one for her work and two for the fact that. >> jimmy: a local hero. >> i am living in l.a. i'm not doing anything yet in korea town. my mom calls me. you will never guess, i had to, a friend had a cater company called my mom over and said, do you want to help we're doing this school fund raiser event thing. so michelle pfeiffer is there and robin williams, sorry, i'm on the deniro. >> jimmy: still pretty good. >> she calls and says michelle was there, she is so beautiful. i couldn't speak to her, she was too beautiful. i gave her a coffee. i did speak to robin williams. i told him you are in l.a., you are an actress. he says good luck.

okay, thanks mom, living in korea town. no jobs yet. she is like be as graceful as michelle pfeiffer. and robin williams is on your team. >> jimmy: wow, robin williams wishes of good luck. propelled you. tommy loe jones ee jones is in . playing a federal agent. he is required by law. >> a federal agent. only. >> jimmy: he doesn't seem like he has a lot of fun. is he -- >> he gave me a ride one time. so, we're in normandy for half of the time and paris. >> jimmy: in france. >> in france. in normandy, i was ant lon't alo have a car. i kept asking. i'm 27, can i have a car. they're like we'll got you one next week. >> he put his foot down. >> so, on the weekends i would have to beg somebody to give me a lift off to the train station, or whatever. so, didn't see a lot of

normandy. one weekend, tommy, was like, hey, darling, there is a live stock fair we should go, we should see that. >> jimmy: live stock fair? >> live stock fair. i was like that sound great, especially if i get a lift. >> jimmy: you went to the live stock fair? >> we went to the live stock fair. tommy is a scow bcowboy. brilliant man. lives in texas. plays polo. has horses. a real cowboy. to see him in this, normandy is very untouched. it's kind of seems like you are stuck in the 80s or -- and so there is, plumes of smoken one corner and there is all these kids and onsie outfits with neon and roping cows and braiding tails. and tommy is walking around smile ear to ear. we would tally how many times we could make tommy smile or get him to smile. >> jimmy: what was the final tally? >> it was like, five or six.

>> jimmy: wow. >> i got one. i got a big one. i don't know, that much french. unfortunately, but i understand a lot. and, so i would say "but yes" or "of course" i wouldn't be able to follow up with any body. and -- he made me sound like a cool foreign princess. >> jimmy: he smiled at his own joke is what you are saying. >> yes, yes. >> i don't think you get that one technically. the movie is "the family" dianna agron everyone. we'll be right back with "the weekend."

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>> jimmy: his debut album "kiss land" just came out this week. making his television debut in the united states with a medley -- with "the weekend."

♪ ♪ ♪ somebody told me it was pointless for me to come back into your arms said you ♪ ♪ another man finally i knew this day would come whoa oh oh cause i see fear in ♪ ♪ your eyes you've been living out your life as long as you know that when i land you're mine it's been ♪ ♪ exactly three sixty-five since i've seen your face i've been living on the road and you've been ♪ ♪ living all alone at home girl i hope he made you satisfied well baby i won't cry

as long as you know ♪ ♪ that when i land you're mine and you will never feel so and you will never feel this beautiful when i make it there ♪ ♪ oh when i make it there there are certain things that i've come to understand expectations can kill a simple man ♪ ♪ simple man i try to master the art of that far away love only so much can keep a woman

warm now it's times ♪ ♪ like this that i say to myself we've been living in a cold cold world but at least i have you to rely ♪ ♪ even if for a short time as long as you know that when i land you're mine and you will never feel so and you will never ♪ ♪ feel this beautiful when i make it there oh when i make it there and he can't make you feel this pretty and he won't make ♪ ♪ you feel this beautiful when i make it there oh when i make it there

ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh and you ♪ ♪ will never feel so and you will never feel this beautiful when i make it there oh when i make it there and he can't ♪ ♪ make you feel this pretty and he won't make you feel this beautiful when i make it there when i make ♪ >> los angeles make some noise!