>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, elton john. and from "revenge," emily vancamp. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> welcome. if you just stumbled on the show, you picked a good night to do it.

emily vancamp is here tonight and so is elton john. i should say sir elton john. he was knighted the queen and the lion king as well. how does he expect the tiny dancer to hold him closer. the dancer is tiny. he's regular size. if anything he should be the one doing the closer holding. are you excited? >> very excited. >> what's your favorite song? >> tiny dancer. >> besides the one i just mentioned, what is your favorite? >> from the lion king. >> you don't get over the border by not being crafty, right.

we also have a great and potentially uncomfortable show planned for tomorrow. kanye west will be here tomorrow. we had a disagreement a couple of weeks ago and it got a little out of hand on twitter. we will sit down and discuss it like normal people do, on television. us and dr. phil and neither one of us is leaving until the government shut down is solved. today was day eight of the government shut down and there is still no end in sight. a small group is still refusing to allow a vote on the new federal budget. president obama called speaker boehner to say there will be no budge in budget. obama says he won't negotiate with a gun at his head. republicans offered to point it

at his nuts instead. under the affordable care act, most americans will be required to purchase health care or pay a fine, but there is one group that is exempt from the rule and that is the amish, for real. they are exempt from most federal safety nets including this one. amish communities actually pay for their health care with a combination of church money, benefit auctions and cash discounts they negotiate. they have their own community of celebrity doctors, too. ♪ >> good blessed afternoon all ye. we will seek ways to feel young. how art thou feeling?

>> i feel warm in the blessings of the almighty. i fell upon a claw hammer and it's brought great discomfort unto me. >> we see this often. we know what must be done. good nurse, bring forth the butter bucket. [ applause ] we'll be right back after these messages from yoder's buggy whips. ♪ >> yoder's buggy whips, summon yoders. yah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: none of them will never get to see that. it's "dr. am." the new $100 bill went into circulation. make sure to burn your old ones. this is a new bill. part of the reason they update it is to stay ahead of all of

the counterfeits being produced in north korea. apparently they produce like tens of millions of dollars worth of counterfeit bills. when you hold it up to the light there's a water mark on the right hand side and a naked lady on the left hand side. i thought this was cool. it comes in four exciting new flavor, grape, bubble gum and lemon berry sweet. they say this is the most advanced piece of paper you will ever cram into a stripper's underpants. the folks over at fox news are on the forefront of technology. yesterday they unveiled the fox news desk. it's a futuristic newsroom full of giant touch screen and gadgets. it looks like what happens when a guy gets divorced and goes nuts at best buy. shepard smith got to show it off yesterday. he had trouble containing his excitement. >> as you can see, it totally pummelled right through the gates. >> there's not a safety fence there or anything. >> no. they're looking into that.

he's being held on suspicion of manslaughter. that's the latest we've heard. >> eight people dead and dozens hurt. these things are fun to work with, aren't they? >> they're pretty cool. >> it's a general rule of thumb, try not to say eight people dead and fun in the same sentence. a lot of the new technology seems unnecessary to me. i was impressed by the new life saber. >> it takes a lot of tools. here is a new one. this is a piece of equipment that's been installed and never been used in broadcast television. it allows you do manipulate this 38 foot video wall. >> the force is strong with that one, indeed. it is. [ cheers and applause ] this is a great time of year for sports fans. the dodgers are going to national league championship series. [ cheers and applause ] that is exciting. we have baseball players, we have hockey. the nba pre-season has started

and football. carrie underwood does the theme song for sunday night football and for 20 years hank williams jr. did it for monday night football. and now brad paisley recorded it for football on tuesday. brad is is a friend of ours. he let us world premier his new song tonight. enjoy. ♪ it's tuesday night. i'm ready to go ♪ >> the wings are hot and the beer's gonna flow ♪ ♪ we're all fired up to sit down and watch a game ♪ ♪ but there's one little thing i didn't get right ♪ ♪ ain't no football on tuesday night ♪ ♪ derek and wayne are unamused ♪ they're sitting around dazed and confused ♪

♪ plenty of games on saturday and sunday and again on thursday and don't forget monday ♪ ♪ high school football and friday night lights but there ain't no football here on tuesday night ♪ >> brad what are we going to watch? >> there's a whole world of football on. ♪ fashion police and hair fabulous ♪ ♪ amish mafia, bad girls, tmz or storage wars ♪ ♪ house hunters, access hollywood ♪ ♪ there's only an hour of the price is right because there ain't no football on tuesday night ♪ >> or wednesdays either. [ applause ] >> that is sad. >> i know. >> i want my guitar back, and the hat. do that again.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: he's trying to help. we need to go to break. when we come back i'm going to chat with the guy behind this video. s behind this video. ♪ [ screams ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love this video so much. we tracked them down. they're from little rock, arkansas. there they are. we're going to talk to these guys when we get back. we have elton john and emily vancamp. come back and let's make a night of it.

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(girl) what? (announcer) built to be there for your family. love. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru. >> jimmy: welcome back. elton john and emily vancamp are backstage. people who work in manhattan got a scare yesterday. a construction crane moving a lot of concrete malfunctioned and caused all manner of chaos in the neighborhood. >> west 57th street, a crane got stuck with a load of concrete dangling 40 stories high. there it is. streets had to be closed leading to gridlock. the crane used in construction of a luxury high rise going up near carnegie hall. and yes it was the same site where cranes collapsed and dangled dangerously during super storm sandy all most a ye all m

ago. >> here we go again the i hope they will fix that crane this time. >> jimmy: did that scare you? you know, we showed that at rehearsal. it scared everyone. so, see we had some cameras pointed at you guysen the audience here. did we get any good reactions. let's see what we got here. okay. all right, nothing to crazy there. let's go to the other side. anything on the other side? no, nothing. you [ bleep ]. i'm so, did i just -- i just cursed? all right. you are a lot less jumpy than our staff. you should have seen this guy, stage manager, alex went through the roof when he saw that. all right. you know before the break i showed you a very funny video. workers at a liquor store almost gave their boss a heart attack by doing this. ♪

>> ah! >> jimmy: ha-ha-ha. beautiful. that guy that got scared is paul lewis. the night manager at colonial wines and spirits in little rock, arkansas. paul and employees are with us. jt and jake. paul, you tolerate this even though you are the boss there? >> yeah, it's quite, quite invigorating you might say. it's pretty amazing feeling. >> jimmy: jake you were the master mind of this. and how long have you been doing this sort of thing to paul? >> we've been scaring paul for about five years now.

and it's the new blood and new idea. here we have a pretty famous video on our hand now. >> jimmy: how many years do you think you have shaved off paul's life with these stunts? >> no telling. no telling. >> jimmy: j.t., you jumped out of the box. how long were you in the box by the way? >> it wasn't long at all. we had it planned pretty well. we took a few hours beforehand to laying every out and planning it to getting it all set. >> jimmy: all on the clock i assume? >> yes. >> jimmy: of course. let's watch paul's reaction again together. see. it is a thing of beauty. the arms. he looks like a baby teradactyl being born. have you tried to make your scared face less hilarious? >> just a reflex. i can't control it. >> jimmy: what other pranks or tricks have you played on paul? >> rubber snakes.

live crickets. thrown over his shoulder. stuff as easy as jumping out from around the corner. >> the basics is what you get become to? paul, do you ever retaliate is? there every any -- retribution on your part? >> no. every time i try to scare one of these kids they just look at me like what's wrong with you? >> jimmy: okay. ha-ha-ha. you are owe skay with this? >> yeah, allen good fun. doesn't bother me. i get a kick out of it too. >> jimmy: i want you to know i approve out the pranks and even more of a boss who has a good enough sense of humor to allow this to go on. [ applause ] thank you for joining us. jake and j.t. and paul from little rock, arkansas. we should all, let's, together look back on this video when they ultimately kill paul. ha-ha-ha.ny it is then.

tonight, we have a good one for you, emily vancamp. is with us. and then we will be right back with sir elton john. so stick around! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ i took the good times ♪ i'll take the bad times ♪ i'll take you just the way you are ♪

>> jimmy: tonight on the from "revenge" and emily vancamp

is with us. she's nice and you'll definitely want to join us tomorrow night our guest for the hour will be the one and only kanye west. kanye and i had a disagreement a couple of weeks ago and so we will attempt to hash that out tomorrow. and on thursday owen wilson will be here, from the la clippers chris paul, blake griffin, and deandre jordan, and music from panic at the disco. join us then. our first guest is an oscar, grammy and tony-winning singer, songwriter, composer, and philanthropist who has recorded some of the greatest songs produced on planet earth. this is his 31st album it's called "the diving board" please welcome elton john. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how are you? it's a real troot eat to have y

here. thank you for coming. i like the shoes. >> i got them from judy garland. they're nice. >> jimmy: if there is trouble. you:00 the you are gone. >> could have used them last week. is he really coming on tomorrow? wow that should be fun. >> jimmy: do you know what happened? is that on your radar? >> i do know what happened. >> jimmy: will you come back and help me. >> i would wear a suit of armor. i love him. i played on his record. he is a genius. >> jimmy: put in a good word for me, will you? >> i will, yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations, do you care you are getting great reviews for this album? >> of course i do. i have been around. it any nice to still get great reviews and put out a record that you really like. yeah, i am very excited. >> jimmy: it is interesting to me that you do pay attention to that stuff with cat rear ththe .

do you remember bad reviews, great reviews? >> first time i came to america, i got a review from "los angeles times" that made my career in america. i never look back. i always look forward. it's nice to get them. but good not to pay too much attention to them. some people think you are awful. some people think you are good. you can't please everybody. better not to, to take notice. it is nice when you do get them. >> jimmy: you made the album with your lyricist? >> yes, together 46 years. >> jimmy: everybody knows, familiar with your work the arrangement you have. he writes the lyrics, you write the music? >> i do. >> jimmy: you despise one another? >> we despise one another. well, i'm gay, you see. >> jimmy: that's a spoiler alert. >> yeah, i know. and you know, i am so happy you got some one else on the show

tonight as well. >> jimmy: i like the word play. yeah, it's nice. speaking of being gay, congratulations on that, i don't think i ever mentioned that. >> thank you, it was hard. and it still is. >> jimmy: you and your partner, david, god bless him. you have ben en together. >> 20 years. >> jimmy: are you going to take add van j advantage and get married? >> if the laws are being made for people look us, 30, 40 years ago it was hard to come out of the closet. in england we had civil partnership which we did in 2005. and that made a huge difference. a commitment to your relationship. i didn't thing it would. it did. really helped our relationship. and if the laws are going to help us again, then, as a famous gay couple we will do it. and it's our duty to do it to make sure everyone knows this is something that is a gift from,

you know we never dreamed we would ever get. >> jimmy: that is not very romantic, it is admirable. you say to david this is our duty we must do it. >> no, the first time we had a big reception. a small -- small -- kind of -- you know, the vows were taken. just eight people. and this one will be the same. i don't want a big flash wedding i've just want, it would be nice to do that, having, being unromantic when i say it. when it happens it will be an incredibly moving occasion. >> jimmy: i would loike to be oe of the eight at the wedding. any chance? cater do whatever i must. >> you can itch you want. >> jimmy: i would look to be there, yes, yes. i would imagine. >> of course i do. >> jimmy: registered for gifts? >> of course. k mart. target. >> jimmy: i know you love shopping. when you shop do you go to the

store? do you go to the store? buy things online. >> i deon't do anything online. i never downloaded anything in my life. i don't have a phone. i don't twitter. i don't -- >> jimmy: let's go back to you not having a phone. you don't have a phone? >> no. >> jimmy: wow. >> my life is fabulous. nobody is ringing me two times a minute. >> jimmy: do you have a guy with a fen that follo-- a phone that you around. hold tight your ear. >> jimmy: that's how you know you are powerful you. don't need to have a telephone. >> i couldn't bear to have a phone. i have an ipad for the kids. keep skyping them if i'm not with them. >> jimmy: wow that is something. do the kids steal the ipad when you let it go? >> 2 years 9 months he has his own ipad. >> jimmy: how old were you when you start playeding piano? >> 3. >> just watch out guys.

>> jimmy: do you play any instruments beside the piano? >> no. >> jimmy: no? just wondered, thought i will pick up the guitar. >> i have small hand. tried to play the guitar. i can barely get an octave. most pianists have long fingers. i have little fingers. they have done the job well. they're very worn down now. >> jimmy: from all the pressing. >> yeah. that's why, never, never could have been a classical pianist. i don't have the equipment. but i have good rock 'n' roll fingers. >> jimmy: talking about you, making music with kanye. you have recorded with eminem, the killers a christmas song with you. seems like you stay on top of current music. >> yeah, i did fallout boy. just came from the recording studio with jack white. >> wow. >> that was good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you listen to the radio? >> no, i buy cds, i lech to have the cd.

i look to find o i like to find out who played and recorded. gets harder to read. they are so small. i buy cds every week. a list of what is coming out in britain and america. i buy the cds. play them in the car. play them at home. i listen to dance music first thing in the morning. i like dance music. that wakes me up. during the day i listen to other sorts of music. >> jimmy: do you go to the record store? >> wish i could. no record stores to go. in atlanta i used to go every tuesday morning. now in england there is hardly any record stores at all. buy them in supermarkets. get them in coffee shops. best buy. book shops. ameba record in l.a. which is fantastic. i miss it. >> jimmy: ameba record is a great store. you are known for giving great gifts. rod stewart was here. he said one year he gave you a wine refrigerator or something. >> just an ice bucket. >> jimmy: an ice bucket.

and that, same year you gave him a rembrandt etching. >> etching. yeah. >> jimmy: did you then all tete. the next year did he get? >> nothing. we have always played jokes on each other. but that wasn't supposed to be a joke. it was, a nice ice bucket. it was a rembrandt ice bucket. >> jimmy: nice ice bucket. we will take a break. later we'll hear music from this album. there it is "the diving board" and elton john is here we'll be right back! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] (music plays throughout) ciao nini ah, mirabai, mirabai, mirabai hi patsy jambo gooday cobba dude look what the cat dragged in eduardo lucas oh! mama ni hao ma hello mama namaste wrong number?

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. >> jimmy: we are back. elton john is here with us. this is his new album called "the diving board" and you kind of got back to basics for lack of a more descriptive term on this one. right. >> well, the producer took me to lunch. you never made a piano based and drum based album. that's how you became successful. i thought, yeah, you are right. we stripped it down and went in with the three of us. three musicians. put the tracks down very quickly. and then added things, the way weep thought were necessary. >> jimmy: it is really good. i like the song "quicksand" a

line in the song said "i want to paris and woke up with an accent." >> yes. >> jimmy: do you know when bernie writes these lyrics for you do you always know what they mean? >> not necessarily. no. i never knew what take me to the pilot meant. from this day on. i still don't know what it means. but most of the time, yes. if he has been, i know what quicksand is about for. me i think i know what that its about. he may think something different. great thing about the two of us. he may write something. i may see a different thing completely. usually works out all right. >> jimmy: who is officially right? he technically wrote the song. but the word are coming from your mouth. if we really, had to go to court over this, where, where would it wind up? >> never going to be mccartney/lennon. >> you are a baseball fan? >> i am.

>> jimmy: an atlanta braves fan. >> in mourning all day. >> jimmy: are the braves aware of this from your dodgers stadium show in 1975? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: seems like this is in dodgers stadium this photograph. >> listen, the dodgers are the team to beat. because they have been playing so well. the start of the season they were right at the bottom. everybody was writing them off. then all the injuries came back. and they had an incredible last 2/3 of the season. surprised if, they don't win the whole thing. >> when you go a game do you yell at the team, shout at the umpires, sing me take me out to the ball game? >> yeah, of course. i don't go to baseball, you don't really yell at baseball games. you yell more at football games and soccer games. because the of the ref receive. the umpire. always yelling at the come pyre or t -- umpire, referee, posing player. of course that's why you go to live games. >> jimmy: how crazy to look up in the stands opposing player

and elton john is heckling you? >> it happens. yeah. >> jimmy: well we are going to hear, we are going to hear a song from this album tonight. and a classic as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and again the album is called "the diving board." it its an excellent album. it its the 31st from elton john. elton john, everybody. we will be right back with emily vancamp. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] when francois thibault said he was going to make vodka in cognac, everyone here said...non, non but true to his word, he did indeed create a vodka that tasted like no other! grey goose, francois?

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♪ turn around ♪ every now and then i get a little bit hungry ♪ ♪ and there's nothing good for me around ♪ ♪ turn around ♪ every now and then i get a little bit tired ♪ ♪ of craving something that i can't have ♪ ♪ turn around barbara ♪ i finally found the right snack ♪ ♪ try new fiber one cinnamon coffee cake. >> jimmy: music from elton john! >> jimmy: despite the fact that she is from canada a land where vengeance does not exist. our next guest plays a woman who is obsessed with it. "revenge" airs sunday nights at 9 on abc. please welcome emily vancamp. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ >> i can barely walk in the shoes, i am sort of -- >> jimmy: that's why i never wear high heels. are you an elton john fan or too young? >> who isn't, really? isn't everybody an elton john fan? >> jimmy: i think so. it's look -- everyone no matter how old or what their race or whatever? >> absolutely. absolutely. i did get, i think seven text messages by the team i wok up th -- time i woke up this morning from my mother. listing all the things i am going to say elton john. i was like mom, you don't all ways meet these people at these things you. have to it's elton john. giving me talking points. how did you get so text savvy? >> jimmy: what did she tell you to ask him about?

>> if i ran out of things to say. i guess he has a home in canada. you can just talk about that you. have that in common. i don't think that's going to happen, but i will try. i will try. very sweet though. a die hard fan. >> jimmy: well, it was, maybe you should stay out and then in the middle, a musical interlude you can ask him about his house in canada. >> my mom would be so proud. >> jimmy: what was your first concert as a kid? >> eminem. >> jimmy: how old were you? >> 12 i think. in 1999. >> jimmy: really. so you are listening to eminem at that age? >> i was a big fan. i never got into the boy band thing or any of that. i think my first album i bought was the fujis. >> jimmy: yeah. >> an interesting fact. >> jimmy: weird reaction. ah. i heard that this summer you

shot captain america 2? >> i did. i play agent 13. >> jimmy: 1813. agent to the shields. >> yes. i wasn't a huge comic book fan, once i started immersing myself in the world i was going to be a part of it. so fascinated by it. amazing. my assistant is a huge comic book fan, we were geeking out on the way to work every day. i thought i never would be having these conversations. but we were. an amazing world. what a cool universe. i hear you are a big fan? >> jimmy: i like comic books, yeah, yeah. i don't want to position myself as a nerd. i am still very, very cool. >> nerds are ruling the world. >> jimmy: that's what they say. then you wind up getting beat up in the alley. >> yeah, right. >> jimmy: i like captain america. not my favorite of the marvel super heroes. he's cam tptain america. he was kind of a square super hero. >> a square. >> jimmy: as far as they go.

spiderman was my guy. he is funny. i like spiderman. >> i see how it is. >> jimmy: i know you only listen to curse word and stuff when you were a kid, eminem and the fujis. on "revenge" have you murdered everyone? are you out of people? >> i still haven't killed anybody. i still have yet to kill somebody. i am certainly destroying people's lives as one does. no, it is a great season. we have, we are on episode nine of season three. we are really taking it back to its original roots of season one which i think people were really craving. and really, really proud of the show. >> jimmy: your scowl on the show -- i know, i regretted telling any body. but we call it the crock, i will tell you why, the origin of the story, which is that -- i had this research book that i put together. you know? when i was devil devil ucof --

developing a character. one was grace kelly, emerging from water, so stunning, coming out of the water beside it was a picture of a crocodile emerging from the water. they look really similar. so everybody started calling that stare the croc. >> jimmy: nothing to dupe wi iie terrible shoes? >> no. >> jimmy: the plastic shoes. you should stay out for elton. would you look to stay out for elton john. give your mother a thrill? >> sure. >> jimmy: elton john will be here. and the show is revenge, sunday nights at 9:00 here on abc. we will be right back with elton john!

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to those who've been waiting welcome to covered california. the place to find quality, affordable coverage, and nobody can be denied because of a pre-existing condition. enroll today at coveredca.com. >> jimmy: i want to thank emily vancamp and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night our very special guest kanye west will be here. "nightline" is next, but first his new album, "the diving board," is out now here with the song, "home again" elton john. ♪

♪ i'm counting on a memory to get me out of here i'm waiting for the fog around ♪ ♪ this spooky little town to clear all this time i've spent being ♪ ♪ someone else's friend just one more time for old time's sake i'd like to go ♪ ♪ back home again the world had seven wonders once upon a time it's sure enough ♪ ♪ the favored nations aided their decline and all around me i've seen times ♪ ♪ like it was back when but like back then i'd say amen

if i could get ♪ ♪ back home again if i could go back home if i could go back home if i'd never left ♪ ♪ i'd never have known we all dream of leaving but wind up in the end spending all our time ♪ ♪ trying to get back home again could have been a jailbreak and the spotlight ♪ ♪ hitting me or was i just some

nightclub singer back in 1963 ♪ ♪ in the old part of valencia on the coast of spain never tiring once ♪ ♪ of hearing songs about going home again if i could go back home if i could go back home ♪ ♪ if i'd never left i'd never have known we all dream of leaving but wind up in the end ♪ ♪ spending all our time trying to get back home again

if i could go back home if i could go back home ♪ ♪ if i'd never left i'd never have known we all dream of leaving but wind up in the end ♪ ♪ spending all our time trying to get back home again ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ blue jean babe pretty eyes you married a music man ♪

ballerina you must have seen her dancing in the sand and now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand ♪ ♪ jesus freaks out in street handing tickets out for god ♪ ♪ turning back she just laughs the boulevard is not that bad ♪ ♪ piano man he makes his stand in the auditorium ♪

looking on she sings the songs ♪ ♪ the words she knows the tune she hums ♪ ♪ ♪ but oh how it really feel lying here with no one near only you and you can hear me when i say softly slowly ♪ ♪ hold me closer tiny dancer ♪ count the headlights on the highway ♪ ♪ lay me down in sheets of linen