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>> jimmy: i am jimmy kimmel. the reason you are seeing me backstage instead of on stage, tonight's show will have limited commercial interrumeption thank to hp, a two in one design, a high performing device and portable tablet with detach bulky board. just, very, very, very exciting. >> guillermo: we are going to have more time for each other. >> jimmy: for each other and a holiday prank. >> guillermo: sound so good. >> jimmy: release me from the clutches. get out to the spot and let's go do the show. >> guillermo: just one more second. okay, let's go. >> jimmy: okay. >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy
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kimmel live." tonight -- plus idris elba, chef rene redzepi, and music from chvrches and now, i'll remind you, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ jimmy kimmel live ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. this is -- this is going to be a -- a big fat show. because we are, we are coming to you with only two commercial breaks tonight. it will almost be like hbo only with less nudity t if any of you
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are watching at home need a break to go to the bathroom we are taking two breaks. tweet me. i will stop talking and wait until you get back. this is going to be fun. all of this made possible by hp. which interesting fact, hp, which stand for hewlett-packard, one of the world's biggest tech companies started in a garage. which, google started in a garage. microsoft started in a garage. and apple started in a garage. hp started. maybe we should be spending less money on education and more money on garages. let's get every nerd in america a garage. you know, thanksgiving is -- just over a week away. who in the studio is in charge of cooking the turkey this year? anybody? yeah. well cooking a turkey, juicy on the inside. crisp on the inside. cooked all the way through. can be a challenge. in fact it has never ben donen . if you need help call butterball
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talk line. a phone number, call it. a live person will peick up and talk you through turkey preparation. my impersonation of every other call to the butterball line. did the button pop up? no, leave it in. did the button pop up? you have to leave if the in until the button pops up. it popped up? then take it out. no. no, do not eat the button. did the button? butterball started taking calls on november 1. they have did a big change this year. for the first time in their 32-year history, the turkey talk line will have male operators manning the phones. used to be all women. now women and men. bume butterball started hiring men, more men have started cooking turkeys. talk to a man, i would rather talk to a woman. some of that turkey talk can get, very, very sexual. i have never called the butterball talk line. now i am curious to see what
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kind of guys they hired, if they can actually, maybe help me with my thanksgiving feast. let's bring them up now, via skype. see if we can. hello? hello? hi there. oh. >> thank you for calling butterball turkey talkline. this is angel, i am a dude. how may i assist you with butterball need. >> hello. >> it's me, jimmy kimmel. >> it's jimmy, jimmy kimmel. ah-ha ha. i am so sorry! >> jimmy: you are answering the butterball hot line now? >> yes, yes, yes, we are trained in turkey matters. gyp >> jimmy: they supply jokes we outsource. do you know how to cook? >> yes, yes, yes. we are handy in the kitchen. and familiar with the american tradition of stuffing bread
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crumbs up, you know the word, rec-rec-rec -- >> jimmy: rectum. >> it almost killed him because of the rectum. gyp >> jimmy: i didn't get it. what are you dressed as there? >> corn. >> he is indian corn. >> we call him maize. >> isn't that a-maize-ing. >> we are not indians? we are not n-- >> jimmy: i did not call for jokes. i called for tips on, on preparing thanksgiving dinner if you could help me with that? up aoff course, of course, we have many fine tips for your annual sacrificial bird.
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let me get our number one turkey tipster. we are getting roger. okay, jimmy, you might want to pull out pen and paper for this is the most appetizing tip. >> jimmy: okay. yeah. all righty. i'm ready for whatever you have. >> jimmy kimmel. gobble-gobble. >> jimmy: gobble-gobble to you, roger. >> okay, why did the turkey cross the road? >> jimmy: can someone tell roger, i don't need jokes tonight. >> tips. tips. >> yeah. >> jimmy: looking for tips. >> sorry, jimmy. here is a riddle for your question. >> jimmy: okay. are you sure? i will try again. >> of course. >> jimmy: what temperature, for how long should you cook a 12-pound turkey? [ speaking foreign language ]
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>> okay, jimmy. according to my calculations, you should probably just wing it! >> tips, tips. >> jimmy: funny. again that's a joke. not a cooking tip, necessarily. >> yes, sorry. he is all straightened out and ready to deliver excellent cooking tip thousands. >> jimmy: all right, you said that last time. >> he is ready. >> yes, jimmy, i am ready. ready for you. >> gobble gobble. >> gobble gobble. >> jimmy: gobble gobble. i think most people want to know what is the best way to stuff a turkey, maybe that's -- >> ookay. let me tell you. >> the best way to stuff a turkey is to take it out for pizza and ice cream. >> get out of here! >> jimmy: yeah. >> see he is stuck in mode of
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telling jokes. >> sorry, jimmy, i think roger is [ bleep ] to the head. >> jimmy: three sheets to the wind. i think is the -- >> yes, that's what i said. >> jimmy: i called to get cooking tips. can i at least ask you for one? >> oh, sure. i've guess, we can help. >> jimmy: what ill best herb to use when you are, basting a turkey? >> i will tell you, but we are all out of time! >> out of thyme. sorry, jimmy, let me call you back later. >> the herb time, the herb time. >> jimmy: i get it. gobble gobble to you too. >> gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble. >> jimmy: thank you. i've don't know what is going on over there.
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ha-ha, the connection is amazing. really is. speaking of the holidays, something i had how to do a bit early this year a round the holiday season i have a tradition. that involves vandalizing my friend john's home. there is a reason i dupe this, a few years ago, john and his wife, emily blunt broke into my house. they're my neighbors. made the mistake of giving them a key to the house. in cover of the night they snuck in and set up this light up santa claus and snowman in my living room. alarming. and a star of david outside of my bedroom in case i converted or something. i had to get them back. i did that. purchased a large neon insurance sign off craigslist and mounted on this on their front wall. there is john. never sent a thank you note. next year they struck again the they all most scared my wife to death by planting a zombie in our garden.
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so we decided to go big last year the i've bought a 26-foot inflatable reindeer, not as expensive as you might thing, very reasonable. covered their yard with giant reindeer poop. but this year, hp vol uunteer t help me do something bigger. eight trucks, with decorations and 15 person crew to john and emily any house. john was at work, brought in trains, candy canes, wrapped 200 fake gifts. covered trees with bows and lights and snowflakes. we brought in giant toy soldiers. we brought in fake snow, and ornamen ornaments. we wrapped the doors, the windows. we gift wrapped every inch of the house. we even set up a snow machine. and it, it took seven hours. it was beautiful. and then we waited for john to come home. and here he comes.
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john and his friend danny. his friend danny. what? ♪ deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ ♪ 'tis the season to be jolly fa-la-la-la ♪ ♪ don we now our gay apparel ♪ the ancient yuletide carol ♪ fa-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la ♪ >> surprise, john! merry christmas! >> i almost threw up. >> jimmy kimmel. >> i had no idea this was you. because no one has ever done anything like this. but you. i hate you, i love you. merry christmas. thank you for this. this is amazing.
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>> you are, john. >> the worst thing is i will never get him back. i didn't have enough money to do something like this. >> guillermo: you can come with a great idea. >> you will do it. >> guillermo: i will do it. >> it goes all the way back. you covered my door. >> hey, guys. hold on. how do i get into the house? >> all right. we'll just leave it i guess. >> jimmy: so there you go. he will do something to me. just move out of my house, not tell him. let him get arrested by his new neighbors. "people" magazine last night named their sexiest man alive for 2013, this year the honor goes to adam levine, from "the voice" and maroon five. you know what? he beat me by exactly six abs. the cover of the magazine.
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he is sexy. but if you think about it. he has an unfair advantage. spend his week sitting next to celo, who looks like a cadbury egg. proud of that. knew he was sexy. even a sexy baby. tonight i present the award for sexiest man alive to adam levine. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. thank you, guys. this its -- this is tremendous. thank you. you guys, this is a tremendous honor. unbelievable. a lot of people trivialize this sort of thing. say it is shallow. think it is a silly media stunt
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to sell magazines and perpetuate hollywood being based on looks. and that's totally true. it is. but i am completely cool with that. this award means everything to me. coming this cool, confident and seductive has been quite a journey. in fact i have a list of people i would look to thank. -- i would like to thank. hey. first and foremost. my mother and father. both incredibly sexy. especially my dad. thanks, man. i would look to thank all my friend for constantly telling me how [ bleep ] good i look. thanks, boys. ryan gosling, thank you for turning this down constantly. that really helped my campaign.
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of course my predecessors, george clooney, brad pitt, johnny depp, george clooney, george clooney, brad pitt, johnny depp, and george cleoone. and finally, i would like to thank, surprisingly like to thank nick nolte, people's sexiest man alive 1992. for making me feel, maybe this award wasn't as out of reach as i might have once thought. and thank you, justin timberlake and thor, have fun sniffing my super sexy armpit in the corner over there. and one more thing tie would look to say, please, one more thing i would really look to say -- people of america, great choice and you're welcome.
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[ applause ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: see that, wow, it really paid off. here is a fun fact. adam levine is still a virgin. getting too sexy in here. take a break, one of two commercial breaks tonight. when we come back we will be dropping prizes off our roof on to pedestrians done below on the street. you catch it you keep it next. plus, plus idris elba, chef rene plus idris elba, chef rene redzepi, and music from chvrches too. ♪ trek, look at that sleek form. i'd introduce her to my mom! oh yeah, not only is she super bad,
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and it works like this. we will drop a valuable prize off of our roof. if our contestants on hollywood boulevard can catch it they can keep it. we have guillermo, our professional dropper on the roof right now. guillermo. are you harnessed in? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: into holiday s & m in that thing. >> guillermo: whatever. >> jimmy: you are ready to drop thing thousands, guillermo? >> guillermo: ready. >> jimmy: cousin sal on hollywood boulevard. >> how is it going? >> jimmy: sal, you gathered people strolling by. >> this young lady is dressed perfectly for occasion. >> jimmy: yes had to put you in protective gear. something we gave you. you weren't wearing that? >> no. >> jimmy: your name? >> sarah. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> l.a. >> jimmy: what do you do? >> i work at savings.com, a community manager there. >> jimmy: a community manager. that sound diabolical. well, can you catch things?
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>> we'll find out won't we? >> jimmy: we will. secure your face mask. and we're going to turn the speakers off on the streets. so sarah does not know what is being dropped on her. guillermo, what is the first item to drop? >> the hp split x 2. >> jimmy: the hp split x 2. the reason we have two commercial breaks. attached balloons to slow don't to avoid slicing sarah in half. go, sarah, ready on the street? >> ready. >> jimmy: are you ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: guillermo are you ready? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: release it. and there it goes! nicely done! look at the instant relay right now. she had to go way out of the target zen to gone. she did catch it.
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nicely done. >> thanks. >> jimmy: back to the roof. guillermo. what do you have? >> i have jello over here, with money inside. >> jimmy: by yellow. he means jello. by money, $100 in there. $100 in there? >> guillermo: right. >> jimmy: who is our contestant on the street? what the hell is this? >> what is your name? >> baker, how are you? >> jimmy: are you ready? >> i am ready. >> jimmy: what is that around your neck? >> part of a jewelry line. >> jimmy: does anybody been it? >> of course. >> jimmy: i'll take your word. >> drop harley davidson off the roof see what happens. >> my lucky charm. >> jimmy: secure your face mask there. i don't know what good this is going to do for this particular item. you don't get sticky.
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and, you got your catcher's mitt on. guillermo, you ready? >> guillermo: ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. when you are ready on the ground. let me know. >> ready. >> jimmy: three, two, one. here we go. >> jimmy: oh, he got it. did he get it? >> he did get it. >> jimmy: disintegrated on impact. he did catch it. nicely done. that's not bad at all. you've get to keep $100. thank you for playing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: our next contestant? >> i don't know. i just made $100. >> jimmy: belongs to him. what is your name? >> yaya. >> jimmy: your name is yaya. how do you spell that? >> yaya. >> jimmy: simple as the it comes. where are you from? >> decatur, georgia.
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>> jimmy: you are on vacation? >> no, four days ago moved here. >> jimmy: you are on television. did you move by yourself? >> me and four kids. >> jimmy: great, an item that will be great for you. put on the helmet. put on your face mask. go back up to the roof. turn the speakers off. yaya doesn't know what she is trying to catch. gill mouillermo what its our it? >> pumpkin pie has tickets inside. >> jimmy: what tickets inside? >> guillermo: to disneyland. >> jimmy: tickets to disneyland. make sure she has enough for her family there. >> jimmy: i wasn't talking to you. >> guillermo: okay, jimmy. >> jimmy: yaya, ready on the ground? >> ready. >> jimmy: guillermo, ready on the roof? >> guillermo: ready, jimmy. >> jimmy: count of three. three, two, one. and here we go. here it comes.
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>> jimmy: let me see that president? she go out. as far as i'm concerned. >> jimmy: she got some of it. no way to get all of it. you got enough of it. you can take your kids to disneyland. >> cool. great. >> jimmy: all right. eat that pie while you are waiting in line for pirates of the caribbean. i think we should take a break. in fact this is the last break thanks to our friend at hp. we will be taking tonight. when we come back we have lots in store. we're going to cook with a man whose restaurant was named best in the world three years in a row. chef rené redzepi. we will hear music from >> jimmy: welcome back. we will hear music from churches, and we'll be right back with idris elba. ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: welcome back -- the rest of our show is brought to you commercial free by our friend at hp. no commercials for the rest of the show. in a little bit, here to
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show us how to make fried pork skins with chocolate. just in time for thanksgiving, and his collectible three book set is called "a work in progress" chef rené redzepi is here. his restaurant noma was named best restaurant in the world three years in a row. even golden corral never got that. and then, with music from this album called "the bones of what you believe" chvrches from the sony stage. a fun show for you tomorrow night. a lot of fun, tracy morgan will be here tomorrow, chris pratt and music featuring pharell williams. >> jimmy: in addition to being an emmy-nominated and golden globe-winning actor, our first guest continues to make history by being the only "idris" ever to appear on this show. you know him from "the wire" and "thor: the dark world." next he plays the former president of south africa in "mandela: long walk to freedom." >> i have cherished the ideal of
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a free, democratic society where all live together in harmony with equal opportunities. it is an ideal which i hope to live for and achieve, but if need be it is an ideal for which i am prepared to die. >> jimmy: "mandela: long walk to freedom" opens in theaters november 29th, please welcome idris elba. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> i feel like i was just here. >> jimmy: good to have you here. i heard you brought a documentary crew with you. what is going on with that? >> when i did mandela, i made
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this album, a love letter to mr. mandela about playing mandela. i produce music. i took musicians from london, won't to johannesburg, worked, made the album. documenting the process of an actor making an album. >> jimmy: singing on the album? >> no. >> jimmy: playing an instrument? >> rapping. >> jimmy: rapping? >> no. co-wrote, about my sensations playing mandela. music is amazing. i want to document that. >> jimmy: south african flavor. >> traditional. english. great. really good. >> jimmy: we talked about this last time, you were a dj. you played a lot of record. i didn't know you were making records too. first time you have done that? >> no. i have put some stuff out before. i was actually rapping, believe it or not you. know what i am saying? >> jimmy: dangerous thing to do,
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rapping. >> i can rap, actually, the thing is nobody wants to see me rap. >> jimmy: why do you think? >> maybe the english accent. >> little weird. the english accent. doesn't fit with rapping. >> come on, man. >> jimmy: i know how you feel. i am telling you how the whole rest of the world feels about it. it seems wrong to us. we have a hard time accepting it as bona fide rapping. >> i want to change that. no, i made music. produced music in my bedroom. now is the first time putting ow music out properly. >> jimmy: fun thing for you, i would think? more fun than regular stuff you have to do? off awe a >> acting is a discipline. makes music is a discipline. i enjoy the process. doesn't involve my face, just my ears and feeling. great, great process. i love it. >> jimmy: i thought of something today. struck me as important at the
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time. now it seems kind of dumb. your name, an unusual name for us here in the united states, idris elba, guillermo's name is elba rodriguez. thought it would be a wonderful moment for the two you've to meet. >> are you joking. >> jimmy: she is here right now. bring your mom over here. >> hi. >> hi, nice to meet you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> fine, thank you. >> jimmy: how is everything? >> everything is good. >> jimmy: you don't need to sit, it is okay. >> jimmy: would you look ike tog out? >> if we get married, you could be alba elba. that's good. >> jimmy: would you be all right if idris married your mom?
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guillermo -- >> guillermo: that would be great. >> jimmy: thank you so much, alba. we had all the extra time. i figured that's the sort of thing we could make happen. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: they're going back up to the roof. bring your mom to the roof. you did the right thing. he deserved it. there is no one in the building that felt bad about that happening. now back to the movie. you screened the movie for president obama? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how did he like it? >> it was great. great experience. joy wouldn't it be funny if he hated it? >> he is very fond of mandela. he actually, what happened is they got a lovely screening room in the white house. i have been to the white house before, but never the screening roome room. came into the screening room the a hand fufl tful of the filmmak. he did a speech. i want to thank the filmmakers.
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harvey winest techein. namoi harris. and this guy, this guy, idris elba when he came to the white house last time, the ladies wouldn't leave him alone the i am like, wow. he said, so, ladies, leave him alone. let him watch the movie. it was so funny. i was sitting in the back, my head was like this. i was like, barack, stop, man, come on, stop, man. [ applause ] >> jimmy: did he sit and watch the whole movie? >> no. he has a country to run. he bounced. >> jimmy: that would be a weird thing for him to sit there the whole time. kind of wondering. >> he did send word. he has seen the film. he loved it. loved it. very proud of mandela. they have a good relationship. a very special moment for me. two very unique individuals. i kind of fit in there somehow. really interesting.
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>> jimmy: have you met mandela? >> no. >> jimmy: you have not? >> no. >> jimmy: has he seen it? >> apparently. parts of it. aster th steory that he saw the end of the movie, a clp ip of m walking up the mountain. wearing the shirt. he saw it and looked at it. said it that me. how did you get me to do that? i take it as a compliment. >> jimmy: sure. he took it as a complyment no doubt. because i understand from the president, the women won't leave you alone? >> well, thanks, barack, you made me real. >> this was something that was posted on, armani's facebook page this week. and this is a photograph. you can read the caption here. it says, idris elba posing in a gorgeous armani dress at the fifth annual governor's award. you do look great in that dress. >> thank you. oh, yeah.
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>> jimmy: how did this happen? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: were you at the event? >> i was there. >> jimmy: you did not have a sex change operation? >> i didn't. okay, i did, but. listen. >> jimmy: why don't we go back outside. we have items to throw off the roof. you can help us with this, idris. >> jimmy: sal, cleaned up? >> i have unfinished business with his punk -- i'm going to take him out. >> jimmy: i will pass that along to him, sal. who dupe we have on the street with you? >> danielle. >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: want to say hello to idris alba? >> hi, danielle. >> stupid name isn't it? >> sal, you have icing in your hair? >> jimmy: where are you from? >> chino. >> jimmy: beautiful. beautiful part of the country.
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>> chino, california. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. isn't there a prison out in chino. >> kind of down the street from me. >> jimmy: that's convenient. >> yeah. >> jimmy: try not to end up in it. >> i will try. no promises. >> jimmy: you catch it you keep it. we will throw something off the roof. you have to catch it. if you catch it you got to keep it. >> yes, done. >> jimmy: do they do this in england, idris? >> no. >> jimmy: they do not. interesting. guillermo on the roof, oh, with his mom. >> with my wife. with alba elba. there she is. >> jimmy: i like the fact that guillermo is secured by harness. and his mother is left all to her on devices. >> guillermo: i have her right here. >> jimmy: you hang on to her. that would be great. what do you have in your hand, guillermo? >> couple tickets for the lakers, jimmy. >> jimmy: what is it attached to?
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>> guillermo: a balloon. >> jimmy: not a balloon. a thunder stick. >> guillermo: a thunder stick. >> jimmy: thunder stick. have you seen them? bang them together. sound like thunder. okay, all right. take your arm off your mother. alba, maybe a safe distance away. are we ready on the ground? >> yes, ready. >> jimmy: at the count of three. three, two, one. guillermo, you should be looking. there we go. he dropped it. and boom. [ applause ] >> thanks. >> a good catch. >> jimmy: very good catch. a lot of good catches tonight. you've will go see the lakers/clippers. >> whoa! >> jimmy: bring that thunder stick. do one more. do one more. wluflt t what the heck, what is your name? >> alex.
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>> jimmy: where are you from? >> melbourne, australia. >> do you know who idris elba is? >> no idea. >> jimmy: he is guillermo's stepfather. >> are you here on vacation? >> yeah, here on holidays. >> jimmy: we call it vacation. >> yeah, do yeah? >> jimmy: australians get eight weeks a year off. >> i don't know about that. maybe four. >> jimmy: oh. even that is too much. have you ever played the american game of baseball? >> no, i haven't. >> jimmy: all right. have you ever worn a catcher's mitt before? >> no, never. >> jimmy: that would make sense never played baseball. idris, ever played baseball? >> softball. in london we call it rounders, not quite the same. >> jimmy: rounders, a little different. we call poker rounders here. let's go up on to the roof. guillermo, what do you have on the roof? >> guillermo: a game, call of
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duty ghost. >> jimmy: okay, anything more you want to say about it? >> it is inside of a gravy plastic bag. >> jimmy: a bag full of gravy. >> yes. >> jimmy: so, all the. gym mow does your moth gym -- guillermo, does your mother have any yipd whidea wha going on tonight? >> she is so beautiful. very cute. >> jimmy: do you know what is going on to night? >> no, jimmy. >> jimmy: we don't either! all the. all right. on the count of three, idris. want to count this down for us. >> three, two, one! >> oh, my goodness. >> come on. >> jimmy: very sad. just out of his reach.
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he has no experience. hard to catch when you have the glove closed. but you know what -- what the hell. we will give that to you anyway, all right. ♪ have you ever been -- have you been to the restaurant noma, in denmark. best in the world three years in a row. and the chef is here. would you look to cook with us? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have no opportunity for you to leave. you can't go anywhere. >> i don't want to leave. >> jimmy: you have to stay here. there is an apron. >> pork skins, right? >> jimmy: he did say pork. >> i don't eat pork. >> jimmy: you can cook with us anyway. they're covered with chocolate. you can have the chocolate part. >> my apron. >> jimmy: put on the apron. let's check in with the band too. are you guys, you guys are aware what we are going to do is we are going to cook and come right to you.
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there will be no commercial break. you have to be ready to play, all right. all right, very good. they're from scotland. a lot of foreigners on the show tonight. our next guest came from denmark, restaurant, noma, named best in the world, three years rung. you can build your own little noma with his box set of books. three books. called a work in progress. journal, recipes and snatch shots. -- recipes and snapshots. and there he is. chef, how are you? >> thank you, thank you. >> thank you so much for coming. this is idris elba. no pork for you. how are you doing? i have read a lot about you and your restaurant. >> we need you to start slicing. >> jimmy: we're all business, right. what do you want me to dupo? >> cut this like this. into ape piece.
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and take off all the fat. >> why don't i do this for you? >> jimmy: have i disappointed you already. >> what you will do is go ahead and trim off all of this here. so so only this skin is left. then we will boil it. >> jimmy: i will do that. >> over here, the chocolate. can you chop it. this much of it into these fine pieces. >> shavings. >> shavings. >> seems like a pig i am cutting into. >> like fileting a fish. >> jimmy: am i doing all right? >> very good. >> jimmy: interesting you would use the skin of the pig and not the meat of the pig. >> the meat you can use for something else. but the skin, the skin is so good. >> jimmy: you love the skin. >> everybody loves crispy skin of a mammal. >> jimmy: idris does not like it at all. >> no, no.
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>> cop show on tnt. >> what do you think? >> jimmy: it is all right. all right. okay. >> so, boil it for two hours. >> jimmy: two hours. >> two hours. >> jimmy: we don't have that much commercial time. once it is boiled for two hours. what happens, you dry it 24 hours. at 140. and then these big slabs of pork turns into this. >> jimmy: they don't look delicious. i'll be honest. >> pork jerky. >> jimmy: this one has a tattoo on it. let me ask you about your restaurant. before we move on. and winning best restaurant. who named your restaurant best of the year. >> there its 900 food critics around the world. each put in a vote.
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we were lucky for three years in a row. >> jimmy: three years in a row. this year second. what happened? >> what happens is that three years, you know? three years. >> jimmy: i am not diminishing the askccomplishment. >> what was good. i was in the kitchen. i was fine. guys, it's good. we are able to push. one of the german guys said rene this is the biggest thing that could happen to me, this know it happening on my shift. what happened, the team came with this new energy that, that usually i was the one pushing for ward. now the team is pushing me forward. that's amazing. >> jimmy: this is motivating them. >> yeah, insane. >> jimmy: to get the title back. >> jimmy: i would go put a rat in the other restaurant that won number one. >> that's in spain.
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a bit. >> jimmy: restaurants burn down sometimes, too, that's another thing. >> can i gement yot your attent? >> jimmy: yes, get my attention. >> the crispy skin of pork. >> jimmy: up huh-huh. >> hot oil. look what happens. >> jimmy: what kind of oil? >> look. >> jimmy: you don't know what kind of oil that is? >> grape seed oil. >> jimmy: high burn temperature. >> yeah, it does. >> jimmy: really big. >> it is it expands. >> making you sick, idris? >> little bit. >> can you do five of those? >> can you do five of these. and quick. >> how is this, good? >> put it up there. let's melt it. put on the heat a bit. >> jimmy: do them all at once. individually.
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>> throwen a ein a few. i can handle a lot. >> are you sure? >> you have to stretch them. stretch them. >> you didn't tell me about stretching them. >> you are not paying attention, friend. you are not paying attention. gyp i burned this one. like bobbing for pork skin. >> there you go. gyp >> jimmy: i didn't know. i am not paying attention. i will pay attention. >> can you take over here. this one? all of these are quintessential, flavors, sage, dried cranberries and all spices. if you want to grind this up. vigor, use a lot of force. you look like you can handle that. i will grunt. >> there you are. >> jimmy: you are saying this is a healthy treat?
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>> no. i didn't say that. ha-ha. i didn't say that. it is a delicious treat. not necessarily healthy. but, you know this is only for thanksgiving. only once a year. >> jimmy: mrs. obama doesn't leapt let us eat this stuff in this country. did you know that? >> i did not. >> you want me to add more stuff. >> go crazy. >> jimmy: what is trash cooking you talk about trash cooking in your book? >> trash cooking is something that thhappens in winteren copenhagen, when everything is frozen over. and we are losing ingredients. we sort of run out of ingredients, we just say what do we usually throw in the bin as in fish head. how do we make that delicious? for instance? >> jimmy: how do you make that delicious? that sound not delicious. >> it is delicious.
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it is delicious. >> jimmy: any meat on the fish head? >> the best meat its underneath the eye of the fish head. you pop the eye out. the meat is laying there. the most juiciest, fat yeast, delicious piece of the fish there 'tis. >> jimmy: wow. [ applause ] >> i need you right here. >> jimmy: okay. you are going to paint these. >> with chocolate. >> jimmy: wonderful. i will show you one of them. you do look this. chocolate. chocolate. chocolate. >> jimmy: did you've make the chocolate? awe all no. >> jimmy: from den snasmark. >> this is american chocolate. >> jimmy: the best chocolate in the world, right. >> three of these. they need how to be done two times you. have to hurry up. >> two times chocolate. >> jimmy, give me some skin. >> jimmy: i like that one, i do.
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did you hear that, your new husband has got a great sense of humor. >> jimmy: just on the one side? >> just one side. not both side. if you put both side on with chocolate. you lose the porkiness. >> jimmy: don't want to lose the porkiness. >> essential for when you have, this with coffee. that there its enough pork in it. >> jimmy: this is something you would have with coffee for breakfast. >> this is good. >> he is doing a good job. [ cheers and applause ] >> do another coat. that its a good one. put that here. what we are going to do is -- take the spices.
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>> you don't know what is going on in this country, do you? >> sprn cuinkle on, cranberries. >> jimmy: looks good, doesn't it, idris. >> would you mind doing one of these? >> yes. have you ever had a chicken mcnugget? >> i actually don't think that i ever have had. >> you should have one. you would look it i you look thlook -- you would like it. if you like this stuff. you would like it. >> jimmy: berries. >> now, it its done. >> jimmy: it is. should we eat it? >> yes. >> normally you dry for two hours. i have done that. >> jimmy: you mind if i eat it. you want to try this, you and your mom. >> this is something we share with each other. >> jimmy: idris, lick the chocolate off of this.
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>> i will eat the chocolate. >> let me see here. >> jimmy: really good. >> it is good. we serve it for coffee. >> jimmy: dessert item. >> a petit-a-four. a . >> jimmy: amazing you stay so thin. i would loike to eat this. not taking commercial breaks tonight. the book "a work in progress" available now. rene redzepi. thank you. >> thank you. >> and guillermo. >> here we go! >> i would like to thank hp for
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doing the show with few commercials. and, idris elba, i would look to thank, adam levine. and matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. their album is called "the bones of what you believe" here with the song "the mother we share," chvrches. ♪ never took your side never cursed your name i keep my lips shut tight until you go oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪
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