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>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight barbara walters. from "frozen," josh gad. and music from fall out boy with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for watching. thank you for watching. thank you for your energy. i need energy.
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i'm tired. i woke up at 6:30 this morning at disneyland. i don't know how it happened. at home having a few drinks next thing on the matahorn. the truth is i was at disney land to ride this awesome new ride they have called the view. you sit in a chair. it doesn't move but you're surrounded by five women who shout questions at you and you freak out. i was on "the view" this morning or i had a vivid dream that all of my aunts were mad at me. barbara walters is here tonight. this is the first time she has ever been here. we both work on abc. we got off to kind of a rocky start the first 11 years of the show. at long last she is here and tonight barbara has promised to answer this question. >> i know this is an uncomfortable place to bring this up. of all the co-hosts you have
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worked with over the years and i want to ask you tonight and you don't have to answer this now, which lady of "the view" you like the least. >> you going to answer tonight? >> i have a little time to think about it. i'll tell you tonight. >> yeah, we're going to find out who that is, tonight. i think i have it narrowed down to two names, possibly three. come up with your own names at home and when she gets here we will see who was right. it will be. a rough weekend, thunderstorms, tornados caused immense damage. hundreds of thousands don't have power, that doesn't mean that they don't have a sense of humor. the local cbs in chicago was covering the broadcast. see if you notice anything out of the ordinary here. >> you are taking a look at the washington, illinois, photo here. some very dramatic photos coming in from that area. >> first of all that is not from washington, illinois, but it is
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a storm that hit oklahoma last may. they must have grabbed it off of the internet. if you zoom in, you can see a sign warning drivers to slow down for man on sheep love making? i don't know. all i know is somewhere there is a 19-year-old kid high fiving the hell out of his college roommate right now. this is funny, too. the arizona cardinals beat the jacksonville jaguars yesterday. in the third quarter of the game, cardinals running back lost more than just yardage. >> they're playing tough. comes out with a handful of hair. >> he yanked out his dread locks. an episode of the real housewives or something. they returned his dread locks to
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him in a plastic bag. that's what barbara walters does to whoopi goldberg when she interrupts. i saw it myself. in college basketball, he is is a very talented forward from chicago. a lot of colleges have been trying to recruit him. he narrowed it down to four schools. university of illinois t. kansas, depaul, memphis. this is how he announced where he will be going. >> after careful consideration, i have decided to continue my education at the university of kansas. >> that's one way to make a whole state hate you. here is the good part a group of students at illinois, they were so hopeful that he would come to their school, not only were they watching live but they were video themselves watching. this goes from party to funeral in about four seconds flat.
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>> oh my god. >> yeah! [ screaming ] [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> that's how you react when someone puts on a hat, you're going to have a tough life. toronto mayor, you familiar with him in he's not shying away from the spotlight. ever since he admitted to smoking crack in office, the mayor has been under siege. the city council has been stripping the mayor of his powers because no one has a sense of humor any more. today they took his office budget and his staff away. he has been removed from his position on committees and lost his power to fill vacancies. the only power he has left is to represent the city at official functions. that's the one i would be worried about.
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the city council meetings have been unbelievable. half the time rob ford is defiant, half the time he is apologetic. today things actually got physical. the mayor, apparently he thought his brother was getting into an argument with someone. he attempted to rush to his aid and in doing so almost trampled another city counsellor. >> we have got some angry exchanges going on. the mayor is -- >> he attacked somebody. >> the mayor has -- >> it's like canada's running of the bulls. that was the only great moment from toronto. the mayor's brother was giving a statement and he was interrupted by another city counselor. apparently the city counselor was stopped at a dui check point. it was embarrassing that he brought up via pantomime.
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>> if there is a code of conduct should be going through the right process. it shouldn't be happening -- i'm getting to my question, thank you. okay. you have got your own issues. i wouldn't say too much. >> counselor ford, please direct the question to the chair, to the staff. >> again. who do i speak to about the code of conduct? >> counselor matters, with respect to code of conduct. >> sorry. >> mayor ford, please stop disrupting. >> those improv classes are paying off. i love him. i really do. every time he's in public he does something great. he's my favorite new reality show. if he lived in america, we would be renewing him for a second season. this is from an interview that aired today on cnn. bill weir met the mayor at a holiday toy drive. there are a bunch of children
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there which made it the perfect venue. >> why did you decide to finally admit that you smoked crack. >> i'm not going to run around and be phony and lie and i'm not going to have someone try to blackmail me and hold it over my head. i have had enough. i'm sick and tired of all of the allegations and all of the [ bleep ]. excuse my words. that's all it is. and i shouldn't be swearing in front of the kids. >> the kids will hear it some time it might as well be from their mayor. and that was great. i think this might be the quote of the decade. mayor contends that he didn't lie and what he did wasn't so bad and he defends it thusly. >> i drank too much. i smoked some crack sometimes. what can i say? i made a mistake. i'm human.
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>> he smoked some crack sometimes. oh, are the kids still here? tell them i only smoked some crack sometimes. one day there will be a great statue dedicated to this man. i will be there to see it. i really would love to sit down with rob ford. the media makes people out to look like they're nuts. i would like to get a sense of this man. i would like to get to know you. i would like to take you to a go cart track. maybe we could do a buddy cop movie together. [ applause ] we need to take a break. when we come back we will play one of my favorite games. it stars my friend yaya. he stands outside restaurants waiting to take pictures with celebrities. he loves famous people but he knows nothing about famous people. the game requires yaya to describe celebrities that he has photographed to blindfolded members of our studio audience.
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it goes a little something like this. >> okay. go ahead. >> the movie, he fly through the air. >> he do something with the black glasses. >> mark? >> will smith. >> that is absolutely correct. >> when we come back we will play name that famous celebrity with ya ya. plus barbara walters, josh gad, and music from fall out boy when we come back.
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famous celebrity. and here's your host, jimmy kimmel. >> hello everyone. let's meet tonight's contestants. they were selected from our studio audience and blindfolded for reasons that will soon be made known. our first contestant is katherine. what do you do and where are you from? >> i'm a stay-at-home mom and i'm from toronto. >> oh, you're from toronto. do you think maybe you will have a little baby mayor ford? >> i don't know. >> i hope so. did you vote for mayor ford? >> i did not. >> will you support voting for him next time? >> perhaps. >> and tim, where are you from? >> philadelphia, pennsylvania. >> what do you do there in philadelphia? >> i'm director of sales for an electronics company. >> boring. all right. now let's meet the star of our game.
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please welcome ya ya. ya ya, come on in. ya ya, stand right here. how many celebrities have you photographed? >> almost eight thousand something. >> you're in the shots and you get in the picture. >> i don't make any money. i do money with you. i love you, jimmy. you're the best. god bless you. yeah, he's the best. >> we do give him money. the reason you are blindfolded tonight is we're going to show ya ya a photo that he has take within a famous celebrity. he will describe that famous celebrity the best he can without saying the name. do not say the name. >> free coffee. when you think you know who ya ya is describing, you buzz in and you guess. >> nobody help them, please. are you ready? you're beyond help, ya ya. let's begin.
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describe this famous celebrity. ya ya. >> the guy was in batman. he's like a bad guy. and he is in the movie, he is a very big comedian. made a movie. he's like jerry lewis. you know? >> no. and he is a comedian. he have a new movie coming out maybe soon. very big comedian. >> he is is a very big comedian. >> jim carey. >> tim, what was the -- what was
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the clue that tipped you off. >> big comedian. >> very good. all right. our next celebrity is yes. go ahead. >> she have some tv. tall lady. she do like a barbara movie. >> did do a barbara movie black hair. yes. >> she african-american. >> african-american. i don't know if you guys heard that. she's a freaking american. >> she's tall. >> she's not that tall. >> not that tall. in the movies she tall. >> that's a movie, ya ya. >> i don't know. >> i don't know either. do you want to describe her any
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more? is there anything else you can say about her? >> i won't say her name. >> don't say her name. but it is an unusual name. >> usual name. >> royalty right? >> tim. >> queen latifah. >> yes. tim with the big lead. now our next famous celebrity is, there you are with queen latifah. i think you're right. here we go. oh. >> she's big. she won four oscar. she won't take picture. i said i know you. she told me not me. >> you had her wrong. >> what movies has she been in. >> mama mia. >> that's right. that's correct. yes. >> make it easy for you, man. mamma mia. she won four oscar. she's big star. >> i think reasonable people would get this one at this point. do you know any of her other films?
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>> she do a movie with a lot of celebrity. >> a lot of celebrities. >> tell this who this celebrity is. >> meryl streep. >> one more famous celebrity and ya ya do your best to describe this gentleman. >> he is on for audition tv. african-american, too. he's a big guy. bald guy. >> he's a little bald guy. >> he's bald with adam lavigne. >> yes, katherine. >> cee-lo. >> yes. tim, you may take off your blindfolds now. tim, you are the winner. you both will get the money. tell them what they have won. >> going home with a name that famous celebrity home game. let hollywood's favorite photo hound confuse your friends in the comfort of your own home.
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available wherever imaginary board games are sold. >> tonight on the show, josh is here. we had music from fall-out boy and barbara walters. >> welcome back. ,,
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artists here with music from this album called "save rock and roll" fall out boy from the sony outdoor stage. tomorrow night elizabeth banks will be with us. larry king will be here to celebrate his 80th birthday. and we'll have music from daughtry. our first guest is a multi-emmy award-winning broadcaster who has never been here before. she might hate me. it's the truth. i guess we'll find out. all this week, she tackles topics of many temperatures from disneyland on the seventeenth season of "the view" please say hello to barbara walters. [ applause ] >> you were on this morning. >> i was.
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>> take me through your day since this morning. you're working all day, right? what did you do. >> you were on and we did the show. and then i decided to go on some of the rides because i had never before to disney land. >> which rides did you go on? >> i'm afraid of heights so i went on it's a small small world. loved it. >> you did. >> and then i went to one called soaring over california. >> right. >> okay. i told you i'm afraid of heights. i mean, if there was a platform here i wouldn't get on the stage. just before i got in the car they said if you're afraid of heights you shouldn't take this ride. i was too late to get off and i was sitting next to a man i didn't know. i held his arm. i held him so tight. we are engaged. sometimes we have talked about
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having a man on the show permanently. >> really? >> this morning was your audition. >> how did i do? >> don't give up your night job. [ applause ] no, you were wonderful. all that estrogen. >> there is so many of you. it's like being mugged by a street gang. >> there is only four of us, we just seem like a lot. >> you had demi lavoto on also. >> she's going to be on all week. she's a guest co-host. >> you have a new addition to the hosting panel, do you have a hazing process. when jenny mccarthy came on the show, is there a spanking machine? >> that's a thought. we love jenny and sherry and
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we love jenny and sherry and whoopie. "the view" has been on 17 years. it amazes me. it is my creation. it is just wonderful to have these women. no kidding. if we didn't have this kind of chemistry, if we didn't like each other we would never have lasted. >> we will get to the ones you don't like in a minute. >> i'm thinking about those. >> think, think, think. you said you're going to retire in may, correct? >> around then. i think it's time. >> but you will stay on as executive producer of the show. >> co-executive producer. we do things like ten most fascinating people. >> you will continue to do that? >> i think so. i want to leave while people say we will miss her. i don't want them to say is she still on. i sort of think that may is a good time. >> i don't know. i think you could go on forever and i think people will be upset when you leave. i honestly do. because there are certain
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things -- >> thank you. >> you still do your job very, very well and there are certain things that we count on. it's almost like a neighbor or something and one of them is you being on television all the time. most of us have never lived a day that you were not on television every day. really. >> people come up to me and say i have been watching you since i was a very little girl. >> that's a weird mixed compliment. >> sort of, yes. >> you have interviewed so many presidents. >> i have interviewed every president since richard nixon. >> what was richard nixon like? >> where do i begin? you know he was a very uncomfortable man. you're too young to remember him. >> i think i remember him mostly through people's impressions of him more than anything. >> as a person he was uncomfortable. he would try to talk and be
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friendly with the cameraman. maybe if we had an audience and he would tell off colored jokes, this is true. he really wanted to be loved and he never was. he was an uncomfortable man. it sounds like i'm talking about abraham lincoln. how many years ago? i did not interview abraham lincoln. >> you did not. >> it's a myth. it's a myth. [ applause ] >> is there anyone left? are there people that you would be interested in talking to. >> there are a couple of people who i have never done interviewed. a pope has never done an interview. this pope may be more amenable. no pope has done a television interview. queen elizabeth has never done a television interview. >> i didn't realize that. wow.
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>> another interview i would like to do because it was the highest rating interview of all time was the interview we did with monica lewinski. everybody else from that period has been able to move on. monica has not. she happens to be a very nice woman. >> she works at the yogurt shop down the block. i think you could get her. >> it's very hard for her to get a job. >> have you spoken to her recently? >> yes, i have. i would love to interview, but i don't know if she would want to. >> i have met her. she was my co-host here at the show for a week in the early days of the show. >> are you kidding me? monica was your co-host? >> that's right. she was. it didn't go as well as it did with the president. >> i shouldn't be laughing. [ applause ] >> now that i would like to see.
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>> well, i'll give you a tape. trust me it sounds better than it was. we talked mostly about handbags to be honest with you. >> that's right. you're not kidding. >> i'm not kidding, no. >> i thought you were. you're right, she was making handbags. >> that's right. when we come back we will get to the question that you promised to answer and this is something that i cannot wait to hear the answer to this question. when we come back barbara walters will tell us who her least favorite co-host on the "the view." >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is brought to you by sony.
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>> we are back with barbara walters. i was on the show with barbara this morning. >> this whole week "the view" is coming from disney land. >> it was amazing. you have hundreds of people there to see the show that show up at 4:00 in the morning just to see you and then they are enthusiastic and very excited to see them. >> it's a very big thrill to be here. to be that close to the audience, we love it. we have had a good time. >> the question i am asking you. >> i am trying to avoid it. that's why i'm talking. >> you have been through many, many many co-hosts. who was your least favorite? the candidates as far as i have
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narrowed it down, some are a lot more likely than others. meredith -- >> i love meredith. i love them all. >> whoopie goldberg, joy behar, starr jones, elizabeth hasselback. lisa ling. >> yes, what is your question. >> of the names i just mentioned. >> yes. >> who is your least favorite person? >> i don't like any of them. you know what? you cannot have the show and work as closely as we have. no you can't. >> guillermo and i are bitter enemies. right? >> guillermo: right. >> the view was my creation and i wanted to show that women did like each other and women could talk to each other. >> but not everyone likes each other and i'm not even saying
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that you dislike these people. i am saying which is your least favorite. i narrowed it down to rosie o'donnell and starr jones. [ applause ] >> that would be -- i can't imagine it. i think that could be -- a most interesting show. yes. yes. they are both laid back and quiet. i happen to be -- no kidding, i happen to be fond of both of them. >> i'm sure when your foot kicked them right out the door. >> they are very talented women. >> one more than the other. but i think -- >> i am not going there. >> i may go somewhere. >> i would like you to consider me if you're looking for a male
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co-host of the show. not that i could ever replace you. >> this morning was your audition. >> thank you. >> and you're being, how do i put it, considered. >> that's all i could ever ask for. i would love to have my name up there with rosie and star. >> we do another show that we're -- called "the ten most fascinating people." doing in december. >> i would like to be on that one, too. very fascinating. >> you didn't make it. >> i didn't make that list either. i failed twice tonight. >> personally, i love you. nothing personal. but you didn't make anything fascinating. >> i don't believe one word of it. i am straer very happy that you made it here. please come again. barbara walters, "the view" airs weekdays at 11am on abc. we'll be right back with josh gad.
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josh, i think you woke me up this morning. i had a wake-up call at disney land. i was delirious but i think it was your voice. >> disney actually makes you call people every morning as the character. the woman who played snow white is 102 and the poor lady is still doing it. >> it's effective. they must know what they're doing. do you have a character yet? >> i don't have a walking around character. i have -- do you know what the -- pirates of the caribbean guys like this. i have the i am robot josh gad. and my daughter, i just took her to disney land and my character talks. my daughter literally looked up at it and looked back at me and was like what the [ bleep ]. some sort of like black magic that daddy was throwing his voice into a snow man. it's a very cool thing.
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it's one of those things that i checked off of my bucket list. i didn't know it was on my bucket list to be a robot at disney land. >> has your daughter seen the movie yet? >> no. but i tried to prepare her to see it by showing her "monsters inc." i hear a scream from upstairs. it literally sounded something like this. i go up there and i'm terrified and she's balling. the scenes where you figure it all out. i showed her a movie where the monsters build energy by scaring children under their beds and power their city. my daughter thought she was being terrorized by monsters because of me. she has not been sleeping since
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and it has been a very upsetting thing. she learned this trick, she learned how to climb out of her crib and i was fast asleep last night and i just saw her standing at the edge of my bed like this and i woke up with such a startle. it was like one of those things from the ring. one of the apparitions. >> she had become one of the monsters scaring people in the night. >> she has become a terrifying monster. i'm now the hunted. >> i saw you in the book of mormon, the play, in new york and you were absolutely brilliant. the same play every single night it seems like it would be a gruelling thing to do. >> it is increedibly gruelling. the definition of insanity is to
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repeat the same thing over and over again with no end. so i started to go clinically insane. you know, you start to like look out in the audience and you see different celebrities and one night i saw a famous celebrity in the front row texting non-stop and i kept thinking of a funny quip that i was going to say to him that i was going to point out what a douche bag he was. and then i hear the chords to my second act opening number and i not only forgot the words, i forgot the human language. my co-stars were screaming my line to me and all i heard was -- silence. and i didn't know what to say. i'm generally a good impro visor and the only thing i could say is what the [ bleep ] is my next line on a broadway stage in front of everybody. and i'm not going to name the actor. >> please name the actor. >> no. no. >> i couldn't possibly tell you it was star jones and rosie o'donnell. it was both of them.
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>> together? >> they were using the same phone. they were sharing a phone. >> this is amazing. >> and it was obnoxious. >> do you ever get star struck? >> yes. i was recently at a movie and harrison ford was there taking a picture with one of his co-stars. i went up to him and i'm like hey, can i get a picture with you, too and he goes no. i said you just took a picture with that little girl and he says i no. she's a little girl. yeah. awe thank you, josh. we will be right back with the fallout boys.
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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank barbra walters, josh gad, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first their album "save rock and roll" is out now here with the song "alone together" fall out boy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i don't know where you're going but do you got room for one more troubled soul ♪ ♪ i don't know where i'm going but i don't think i'm coming home and i said i'll check in tomorrow ♪ ♪ if i don't wake up dead this is the road to ruin and we're starting at the end say yeah yeah ♪ ♪ let's be alone together we could stay young forever scream it from the top of your lungs ♪ ♪ say yeah yeah let's be alone together we could stay young forever we'll stay young ♪ ♪ young young young young oh oh
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oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh you cut me off i lost my track it's not my fault ♪ ♪ i'm a maniac it's not funny anymore no it's not my heart is ♪ ♪ like a stallion they love it more when it's broke in do you wanna ♪ ♪ feel beautiful do you wanna yeah i'm outside the door invite me in ♪ ♪ so we can go back and play pretend i'm on deck yeah i'm up next ♪ ♪ tonight i'm high as a private jet 'cause i don't know where you're going ♪ ♪ but do you got room for one more troubled soul i don't know where i'm going but ♪ ♪ i don't think i'm coming home and i said i'll check in tomorrow if i don't wake up
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dead ♪ ♪ this is the road to ruin and we're starting at the end say yeah yeah let's be alone together ♪ ♪ we could stay young forever scream it from the top of your lungs ♪ ♪ say yeah yeah let's be alone together we could stay young forever we'll stay young young ♪ ♪ young young young oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh my heart is like a stallion they love it more when it's broke in ♪ ♪ do you wanna feel beautiful do you wanna yeah i'm outside the door ♪ ♪ invite me in so we can go back and play pretend i'm on deck

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