>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jason schwartzman and from "scandal" guillermo diaz and this week in unnecessary censorship and music from jake owens with cleto and the cletones. now if i may be so bold, here's jimmy kimmel! champion [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for all the clapping. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching.

it would be embarrassing if you didn't. i'm glad you're here. we have some good stuff for you tonight. jake owen is here tonight. from "scandal" guillermo diaz is here. jason schwartzman is here. should i say it? now that he discovered who his real father is, jason schwartzmanagger is here. very cold anyway lot of the country right now. it was 30 below in colorado today whereas here in la, we had a high of 60 degrees and everyone is talking about how cold it is. we don't deal good with cold weather. we wear knit caps when we watch the movie "snow dogs" here. i had to squeeze into a tube top in between my yoga pants. whenever the weather drops below 70 degrees, our local news stations go nuts. other than the body parts of some of the reporters

there is nothing fake about this other than some body parts. >> southern california is getting a bitter blast of cold weather this morning. it is cold outside. >> it is cold. it's a little windy out there as well. >> leaves certainly blowing all around. trees swaying. >> how are you feeling right now? >> cold. >> let me ask you a question about this cold. people come in and they come in to escape the cold. this is a really nice spot you have here. >> uh-huh. >> that's okay. >> we see it, do you have some sort of a breeze? my hair's blowing around and the leaves blowing around behind me. so, that can cause some problems. >> what do you think of the temperatures? >> it's getting colder. >> the cold is not only affecting people, it's affecting crops. these are some of the oranges we found on the ground. >> jim sanders is in town for work and was caught off guard by the cold snap. with only a windbreaker. >> a little bit of wind showing up here. >> are those clouds? a little bit of cloud cover out there. >> right now it is 42 degrees. here in lancaster, earlier

it might have snowed if the temperatures would have dropped just a little bit more. >> customers at starbucks were choosing the drive-through as warm beverage after warm beverage was handed out. >> stop it. i can't watch it anymore. when starbucks has to start handing out warm beverages, wow, that's when you know we're in trouble. now to a place that is actually cold, toronto where mayor rob ford is giving football picks on a morning radio show. he's a big redskins fan. he loves the nfl. he loves talking football. he's a regular blob costas. he debuted this morning. most of the talk was about sports. the mayor wouldn't say much about yesterday's police report saying he used heroin and tried to buy an incriminating videotape.

he is supposed to be on a diet and strict workout program. he said his trainer provided him with the wings which means either he's got a terrible trainer or he's on crack again. i don't know. ford also reiterated that he should be re-elected mayor of toronto on october 27th because he saves taxpayers money. i agree, although i think he should be re-elected because he's hilarious and because i don't live in toronto. but if things don't work out in canada, there is a very good reason he is doing radio in washington d.c. >> washington d.c. needs a mayor we can trust, a mayor like rob ford. passion. >> [ bleep ]. i [ bleep ]. >> drive. >> the mayor is going to attack somebody. >> cracky. >> mayor ford, please stop disrupting. >> rob ford for mayor of d.c.

he's barry good! >> he started it all. he doesn't get enough credit. "the washington post" has new details about the nsa and how they're monitoring us. according to those documents by edward snowden, the nsa collects almost 5 billion records a day that can pinpoint a cell phone anywhere in the world, track its movements and map the personal relationships of the person using it. this is interesting. because i'll tell you what this means. you know those crazy people that wear the tin foil hats because they think the government is tracking them, it turns out they were right. and, by the way, maybe i'm oversimplifying it, but how is it possible that they are able to track every cell phone in the world but they can't build a health care website. maybe they should put the nsa in charge of obamacare. lack of privacy news, more than 2 million passwords

for google, twitter, yahoo! and facebook have been posted online by what they believe to be a group of hackers. fortunately my beloved christian mingle was left unscathed. linkedin passwords were also hacked which makes me glad i ignored all 8,000 requests i got to join it. they found the most common was one, two, three, four, five, six. that is dumb. if you want to protect yourself, you have to have something harder like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, for instance or maybe go to eight. this is the time of year when people are especially vulnerable to fraud because there's a lot of online shopper and i feel bad for all of the delivery guys that have to bring all this stuff to us carrying all this crap. this video popped up online. this is a guy who you can't see him but clearly he has had enough. and he just is tossing one -- i think that's a vacuum. one item after the other out of his truck onto the ground. santa would not be happy about this.

he's got a cake. he's got -- oh, what else does he have? a guy? i didn't even know you could ship people. you know, thank you. took like 11 hours. history channel is developing a new tv show about jesus. it's based on the book. no, actually, it's not based on the book. they say this show is about the lost years of jesus' life that are not covered in the bible. it's from age 13 to 30. this, of course, the jesus we know but producers of the show were somehow able to dig up his high school yearbook photo and went through an awkward teen phase. stars, they're just like us, you know? former president george w.

bush is keeping busy. his foundation is selling christmas tree ornaments painted by the president himself for $29.98. he went from invading country and controlling nuclear weapons to selling on manies online. president bush has been painting a lot in his retirement. this is a video the president and the former first lady made to promote this new endeavour. i have to say, i watched this like 11 times and i'm really not sure if he's okay. ♪ >> well, i have become a painter, and i painted a cardinal for a friend of ours and i really like the bright red on the cardinal and the greens of the foliage and chose my painting for which i'm grateful to become the christmas card and ornament. i'm flattered. and i hope it -- i hope my painting meets expectations. >> george's original art will be

on our christmas card and part of the christmas ornament for our christmas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank goodness he can't read. that's tough stuff. now one thing before we move on, and now, it's thursday night, time for our weekly tribute to the fcc. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> coming up on news this morning, moms aren't [ bleep ] [ bleep ] like they used to. >> it's not as [ bleep ] cold as it was earlier this morning. >> i think hillary clinton is ultimately the more [ bleep ] democratic nominee. >> let's hope our fellow americans get covered. let's give every [ bleep ] american a chance. >> i have had [ bleep ] jobs. >> coming up, some amazing footage of a thinning ice [ bleep ] but first check on our forecast.

>> i can't tell you the feeling i have [ bleep ] [ bleep ] here again. so many familiar [ bleep ]. >> you are a different kind of [ bleep ]. you were able to bring your [ bleep ] along. >> either stiff [ bleep ] or purple [ bleep ]. that's a medical emergency. >> folks you never want to be [ bleep ] your doctors. >> it's used at a [ bleep ]. >> not when you've had as much practice as i've had. >> hey. what's wrong with the cat? >> that's strange. he's never done that before. [ cheers and applause ] >> we will take a break. when we come back, when we come back, i'm going to hook some children up to a fake lie detector. that's always fun, plus, jason schwarztman and guillermo diaz from "scandal" so stay with us.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. guillermo diaz is on the way. with less than three weeks left till christmas, santa is very busy so my friend guillermo and i decided to help him out. we decided which should go on to the naughty list and which should go on the nice. we did this by hooking kids up to a lie detector. the lie detector we used is fake but the kids don't know that so their answers are very real. >> hi there, i'm officer jimmy.

nice to meet you. this is the truth fairy. >> hi. how are you. >> jimmy: i'd like to ask you a few questions. the truth fairy is going to put a polygraph. do you know what that is? >> no. >> jimmy: it's a lie detector. do you know what a lie detector is? >> no. >> jimmy: if you lie to us it will buzz because it senses your stuff, okay? are you ready to begin? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> fletcher. >> jimmy: that is true. okay. how old are you? >> 6. >> jimmy: 6. fletcher, have you done anything naughty this year? >> i think i forgot. >> jimmy: you for got. you're saying you don't remember. [ buzzer ] the machine thinks that you do remember. do you remember? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. tell me about some of those things. >> my brother tackled me and i tackled him back. >> jimmy: up sum.

uh-huh. so you're saying that some of the naughty things you do are only because your brother starts it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. tell me about some of the nice things that you have done. >> santa giving me a couple presents that i have and now i have them but now my brother broke them a little. >> jimmy: okay. so that's not really a nice thing that you have done but it's a bad thing that your brother has done. what's your brother's name? >> sammy. >> jimmy: sammy. okay. tell me some of the bad things he has done. >> tackling me, like i said. >> jimmy: he tackles you, okay. >> the good thing that he likes to do is play football. >> jimmy: but you like to play football with him but you don't like him to tackle you? >> it's just that he tackles me too hard. >> jimmy: o.e. he tackles you too hard.

how old is your brother? >> 4. >> jimmy: oh, he's 4. >> he's a little stronger. >> jimmy: do you ever tackle him too hard? >> no. because i'm a gentle boy. >> jimmy: oh, you're a gentle boy but sammy is not a gentle boy. >> he's a rough boy. >> jimmy: i'm going to write that down. sammy's not a gentle boy, he's a rough boy. and i'd like to bring sammy in to question about this. well, if it isn't sammy. hello, sammy. how are you? >> fine. >> jimmy: now, your brother was just here. do you know your brother? what is your brother's name. >> fletcher. >> jimmy: fletcher said that you are a rough boy and that he's a gentle boy. is that true? that is true. you just like to tackle him sometimes? and what what happens when you tackle him? does he get mad? he does. what do you say when he gets mad? >> sorry.

>> jimmy: are you really sorry when you say it. [ buzzer ] oh, wow. so you're not really sorry when you say it. but you just say it because it makes him stop complaining? does he complain a lot? has he done anything nice this year. no, not really. well, i appreciate your honest si. tell us about some of the mean things your brother fletcher did this year. >> he bites me a lot of times. >> jimmy: he bites you? i might have to bring him back in here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: fletcher, do you know why we brought you back in here? >> why? >> jimmy: i was ask iing about some of the naughty things that you have done and you didn't mention biting your brother. >> yeah, because i forgot that. >> jimmy: oh, you forgot that. did you forget or you just didn't mention it to me? >> i forgot. [ buzzer ] i mean i didn't.

>> jimmy: yeah, you didn't mention it. do you want to apologize your brother for biting him. >> sorry. >> it's okay. >> jimmy: do you want to give each other a kiss just to show -- i see -- i see fletcher kissing sammy but i don't see fletcher kissing -- go ahead. maybe you can help them. >> give him a kiss. >> jimmy: but that's on the shoulder. i was thinking right on the face. yeah. that isn't really a kiss. give each other a kiss. >> i'll hold it for you. >> jimmy: ah, that's very nice. santa is really going to like that merry christmas, guys. i think you were very honest with me for the most part and i'm going to tell santa that you're on the nice list. >> okay. >> jimmy: did you want to kiss each other again? oh. sammy, did you like that? he's a rough boy.

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>> jimmy: hi there. tonight on the program you know him as huck on "scandal," guillermo diaz is here. it's a two guillermo night. and then with music from this brand-new cd, it's called "days of gold," jake owen from the sony outdoor stage. we've got a great lineup for you next week. tom hanks will be here, queen latifah will be here, as will ryan seacrest, carey mulligan, rachael ray, bradley whitford, scott foley, and we'll have music from cage the elephant, mac miller, jeff campbell and childish gambino. so join us then. our first guest is a very talented actor from a very talented family. his uncle is francis ford coppola, his

cousins are nicolas cage and sophia coppola, his mom put the yo in adrian and he co-stars alongside tom hanks and emma thompson in "saving mr. banks." it opens in select cities a week from tomorrow. please welcome jason schwartzman. [ cheers and applause ] >> great, great. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: i haven't seen you in a while. >> i know. >> jimmy: how's your little girl, your daughter? >> my girl is now 3 years old. >> it's been that long? that's crazy. i guess she would be doing things. >> jimmy: she's doing -- i guess she would be doing things. >> she's done a few things. yesterday was a big day. yesterday was her birthday. it was disneyland.

she is old enough. in theory i heard it was designed for 3-year-olds so i was waiting for that day to come so we went there and had quite a day. >> jimmy: is she big enough to go on the rides and stuff? >> not big enough to go on certain rides. you have to be 40 inches to go on certain rides. >> that's height, right? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. but we went on certain rides and she had a great time. i do feel bad because i wanted to go on this cars ride. have you heard about the cars ride? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and she was too small to go on so i left her. and i didn't think it was that until after. i was just waiting. i went into a reptilian mode. you wait here. it was incredible. i came off so excited. it was incredible. and i grabbed my daughter. happy birthday, it was amazing and it was so great. and i could see in her eyes there was a sense of what happened to my father and my

wife saying, that's not good. it doesn't help with her feelings right now. it was bad. >> jimmy: a little weird. >> i did get excited. >> jimmy: did your parents take you to disneyland a lot when you were a kid? >> yeah. well, i grew up here in southern california, and so i went the average amount. sorry. i just assumed. >> jimmy: as a little kid or a punk, as a teenager? >> i went throughout and just for the record, the difference between little kid and teenager for me, i don't know. you really were very nice. but i went as a teenager. and i have a great memory of that. it was my school, my high school. i was in an art class. tony de las reyes was my teacher if he's here tonight. it all comes back. anyway, we went through disney land for this art class and we

said we're going to disneyland and you go and pick any aspect of disneyland and you're going to write a paper about it and we're going to dig into it. i had no idea what i was going to write about. i was just excited to go to disneyland. we walk in. i'm with my friend gideon. the door opens to disneyland, and he just takes off running towards a lamp pole and jumps on it and starts swinging on it. and i said -- i had not known he was going to do that. and what is he doing, oh, my god. and this guy comes out of nowhere with a security thing and he walks up and says get off that lamp pole, young man. and he said, or what? and i was like, gideon, you should not be doing this. and he was like, what are you going to do about it? what if i don't get off? and the guy is like off the lamp pole. my friend kind of let go. and he walked away and i said what are you doing? what is this? i'm trying to get thrown into disneyland jail. [ laughter ] i said, what is disneyland jail?

and he said there is a rumored place within disneyland that is is a legitimate jail and he was trying for his paper for my art class to be thrown into it. and it was amazing. >> jimmy: wow. >> and for the rest of the day we tried to get thrown in jail and it didn't happen. but that was when the seed was planted into my brain what is this jail? and then because i'm in this movie, "saving mr. banks." >> jimmy: which is a great movie, by the way. really, really great. >> thank you very much. it's a disney film. and courtesy of disney we got to go to disneyland, a guided tour from an imagineer. those are the people that create the rides and it's got tony baxter, a legend. he gave us a tour. and like when we went there, it was supposed to be for research for the movie and i walked in and all i could say is can we talk for a second about disneyland jail? and he gave me a look like who are you and how do you know of this? and he denied it for about five hours. he denied it, and i stayed on him.

we were with a group of people. all of the actors from the movie were there. i stayed next to him looking to see if he was acknowledging any doors that could be a jail, giving's cues to odd men. anyways, finally i think after like eight hours of kind of staying with him on what is this thing, stay with tony baxter on this, he finally said, look at me. i know that you are a fan of disney. you care about this, and he whispered something in my ear, which i cannot tell you, but he did say, i'm going to give you a treat. come with me. and i followed him. i was so excited. i couldn't believe it. and we're walking. and then we go into the indiana jones ride but through the exit. and i go, tony, this is crazy. and we walk through the line and people look at us. and he walks up to a thing that doesn't look like a door but a strange piece of wall, and he goes -- and the door just goes.

and literally we walked into the secret back security section of indiana jones, the ride. and back there in this room and i just realized as i'm saying this i shouldn't be telling this story. but it was great. sorry. so, yeah, minus that, minus that aspect of this whole story, the door opens, i walk back and in it are like 40 20-year-old girls dressed as indiana jones -- >> jimmy: being held prisoner? >> no, no, no. [ laughter ] yes. even better, they were dressed as indiana jones, and they work the indiana jones ride. and they're watching these monitors. you can see these hundreds of tvs. baseball hat on turn five. it was like the most beautiful, funny, odd, greatest moment of

my disney life to be in the beautiful indiana jones ride with these beautiful women. and i'm so, so sorry for talking about it. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. and the movie is called "saving mr. banks." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. [ male announcer ] every inch. every minute. every second -- we chip away. making the colors of earth and sunset skies into rich interior accents. or putting the beauty of a forest in the palm of your hands... it will take you to another place... wherever you happen to be. this is the new 2014 jeep grand cherokee. it is the best of what we're made of. well-qualified lessees can lease the 2014 grand cherokee laredo 4x4 for $359 a month. have a cuervo.

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♪ ♪ >> no. no. responst responstabbe is not a word. >> we made it up. >> well, unmake it up. >> jimmy: well, that is "saving mr. banks." that movie is really, really good. >> thank you so much. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: tom hanks plays walt disney and you play one of the guys who wrote the music to "mary poppins." >> he is one-half of the sherman brothers and they are one of the most legendary songwriting teams of all times. they wrote "mary poppins,"

"chitty chitty bang bang." they wrote "it's a small world after all." >> jimmy: they should be put in disney jail for that. >> it has gone past catchy to a point where it's like no. stop playing this song. >> jimmy: it's like malaria. like in that same way. >> it's amazing. while we're talking about malaria, do you ever play hide and go seek? >> jimmy: is this some kind of a sex thing? the game? >> yes, the game. >> jimmy: of course. >> you have? >> jimmy: i have. it's not like a regular. i don't have hide and seek night. you played hide and seek as an adult? >> is that a real question? yes, of course i play it as an adult. i play it weekly. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah, i do. it's one of the few games that you can play with friends or alone. and i love it.

and i play it, i have a hide and seek night. and it's actually two nights, and i'm missing it to be here, so i would love to -- would you want to play with me? >> jimmy: i guess. it was a long time ago. i'll do it, i guess. >> should i be the seeker or hider? how do you want to do it. >> jimmy: i'll be the one who closes his eyes. >> the closer? >> jimmy: is that what they're called? >> depends on where you are in america. here they call them the finers. so give me like 25 to 30 seconds. >> jimmy: okay. >> wait, wait, wait. that's one thing you don't. you wait for me to tell you. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. i don't know the rules. >> you ready? >> jimmy: okay, yes, here we go. one, two, three -- >> close them? >> jimmy: four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 13 -- what's going on out there? 14, 15, 16 -- >> yeah. give me 35 seconds. i need 35 seconds. >> jimmy: okay, where was i? >> you were at 15. >> jimmy: okay, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 28, 29, 30. five more? 31. >> you can look now.

>> jimmy: 32. >> you can open them. >> jimmy: 32 1/2. >> open your eyes. >> jimmy: open my eyes? >> i'm hidden, you can open them. >> jimmy: all right. okay. all right. i guess i seek now, right? okay. you back here? all right. there's the audience. yeah. is he back behind anybody here? no. is he over here? is he really? oh, he's not over there. all right. all right. he's in the back there? well, i guess that's not really fair, is it? >> no, he's not. guillermo, did you -- did he go out the door? >> i did not see him, jimmy. he's really good at

hide-and-seek. he's really good. >> jimmy: okay. oh, there you are. how did you get under there? [ cheers and applause ] you're really good at this. >> thank you. thank you for playing with me. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> thank you. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> it is incredible. thank, you guys. thank you for not saying where i was. >> jimmy: really incredible. guillermo, you didn't see where jason went? >> nope. >> jimmy: unbelievable. you're right. that was fun. maybe invite me next week. jason schwartzman, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a week from tomorrow. what is this? right back with guillermo diaz from "scandal."

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest plays a cia assassin turned office i.t. guy on the very popular show, "scandal." watch it thursdays on abc. please say hello to guillermo diaz. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? very good to meet you. i don't know if you're aware of this, but there is a lot of confusion as a lot of people think guillermo's last name is diaz but his last maim is rodriguez and it has something to do with you and i don't know how that happened. >> if you google guillermo, i think both of our pictures pop up along with some basketball player and guillermo del toro.

>> jimmy: it's a very common name, it's william, basically right? >> i guess. i always thought my name was unique and rare. in school nobody could ever pro-noups it. i thought it was cool. i thought it was really cool. it's like there is a guillermo everywhere. >> jimmy: yeah. your parents are from cuba originally, right? >> yeah, they're from cuba. >> jimmy: they moved to the united states. >> they moved to the united states and to washington heights. that's where i was born and raised. >> jimmy: they must be thrilled they moved to this country and their son becomes a famous actor. >> my dad takes all of my magazines that i have been in in newspaper clippings and he gets them all laminated. dad, you know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: is he reading them in the rain? >> he just wants to preserve them. so he literally has -- even my mom has boxes of my stuff laminated. he'll bring them to the doctor's office or the supermarket and just kind of take them out and be like -- [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: you don't mind if he does that? >> i don't care. >> jimmy: did they take you sometimes when you go home on the tour of all their local places that they go and like show you off to people? >> yeah. they will take it over to like neighbor's houses. >> jimmy: this character. i was thinking about it today. he's a good guy. he's on the side of our hero, but he's really not a good guy. >> yeah. no, not at all. >> jimmy: in the show that aired tonight, you do something terrible. >> yeah. torture. it's bad. there are teeth involved. teeth and blood. >> jimmy: it's somebody you love. >> somebody that i love and part of the family. it's creepy, but people still feel this sort of they want to save huck. there is something very sad and tragic about him because he wants to change. he wants to be a different type of man and doesn't want to torture people anymore.

>> jimmy: is seemed tonight that he did enjoy the torture. >> he did. >> jimmy: and what is that like when you're an actor turing one of your fellow actors? is it just like whatever? or is it uncomfortable? >> tonight i was torturing my girl, katie lowe. she's like -- i'm close to everyone on scandal. i'm closest, i think, to katie. it wasn't as weird torturing her. this is a weird conversation but if guest stars come in and i have to torture guest stars i have never met before and they literally have to get naked and they put them in a dingaling sock if it's a guy like a skin colored dingaling sock. can you say sock? >> jimmy: why do you think naked is one of the prerequisites of huck's technique? >> he doesn't want to throw away clothing. he doesn't want to bloody too many things up.

>> jimmy: do you untie them for lunch? >> no. you know what's funny? i'm always overly nice. they're always strapped in by plastic wrap or electrical tape. >> jimmy: they're laminated. you're laminating people. just like your father was doing with the articles. so crazy, the genes really. >> i'm overly nice and bring them water. and i'll be like, hey, you guys all right? >> jimmy: i guess you have to do that. >> i have to cut your toe off now. >> jimmy: the character is great. everybody loves your character and probably one of the most popular characters on the show. congratulations on all of your success. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: and your parents too. guillermo diaz, everybody. "scandal" airs thursday nights at 10:00 here on abc. when we come back, music from jake owen. [ applause ]

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank jason schwartzman, guillermo diaz and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, this album, "days of gold," here with the title track, jake owen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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