>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- courteney cox. the bachelor juan pablo. director martin scorsese. and music from johnathan rice. with cleto and the cletones. and now for the first time this year, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. thank you for watching. that's very nice of you.

this is our first show of the year. what year is it now? 2014? really? you know, ever since dick clark passed away i can't keep track of it. but we were off for two weeks, which was good. i'm relaxed. i'm rested. i've been sleeping 12 to 14 hours a night every night since christmas. so i'm ready to go. you i went to mexico for new year's. have you ever been to mexico, guillermo? [ laughter ] it's a lot of fun. but for some reason, i still don't know why, on friday we had no internet or cell service. and not just in the place we were staying, in the whole region of mexico. there was no way to get online for 13 hours. it was just like that movie "127 hours," except instead of 127 hours it was 13 hours. and instead of me being forced to cut my arm off i was forced to talk to people. but still -- [ laughter ] very painful. i have to say, 13 hours without internet was so much worse than i imagined it would be. i had to make my own pornography from scratch. [ laughter ] although not having the internet

did give me a chance to be a know-it-all again. i immediately started sag things like you know, tomatoes aren't actually a vegetable or a fruit. they're from the legume family. [ laughter ] and no one could google it to prove me wrong. the next month i'm holding -- i hope you'll participate. i'm holding a 10k run to raise funds to make sure it never happens to anyone there again. [ laughter ] i hope you had a fun new year's celebration. every cable news channel now has their own new year's eve coverage. and i should say also i realized as i was standing in a group of people on new year's eve, all staring at a tv screen watching a ball drop, we're not that much different from cats. [ laughter ] they're just better at falling than we are. fox news had a reporter down in south beach to cover the madness there. and adhere to the old broadcasting adage, which is always put drunk people on live television. >> well, hello there, tall drink of water. happy new year, people. >> happy new year! >> say something to the nation. >> we got five minutes till 2014 and we're going to [ bleep ] it

up! >> whoa. watch your language. >> jimmy: well, maybe you should have mentioned -- those two will be fox news anchors by the end of the month, i guarantee. [ laughter ] who here made a new year's resolution? a real honest new year's resolution. nobody? oh, one person. two people. most people resolve to lose weight or spend time with their family. or to spend more time telling their family to lose weight. but losing weight is hard. it would be easier to lose like teeth, right? i didn't make a formal resolution for new year's. wa i d what i do, i look for small areas in which i can improve. i find none and i go back to eating full jars of peanut butter in the middle of the night. my new year's resolution is "keep up the good work, jim." [ cheers and applause ] instead of new year's resolutions we should have "easter i did it." if by easter you actually did the thing you resolved to do you get to talk about it.

until then keep quiet. you wouldn't know it from walking around here, but it's freezing cold. in fact, it's below freezing cold because of something called a polar vortex, which sounds like a weapon mr. freeze would use to destroy gotham city. [ laughter ] or a new flavor of powerade or something. but it's cold. chicago got down to negative 16 today, which is an all-time low for this date. it was 23 below in madison, wisconsin, minus 32 in fargo, and with wind chill it got down to 63 below zero in parts of montana. which at that temperature if you remove your hat your thoughts will actually freeze inside your brain. [ laughter ] so many flights have been canceled. we have an extra audience member tonight. the sister-in-law of one of our writers. oh, there you are. wow. you look just like your sister. what the hell? you even have the same glasses. did those come out of the womb on you two? anyway, correct me if i'm wrong. you're supposed to fly to new york on jetblue. >> yes. >> jimmy: you got postponed, what, like four times? >> yes. >> jimmy: at like 2:20 in the morning.

then you showed up at the airport the next day. they canceled that flight. and now they told you the next available flight is when? >> sunday. >> jimmy: sunday. >> today i got there and they told me the flight i was on was actually a made-up flight, it wasn't even real. they were hoping a plane would show up. >> jimmy: you actually live here now is what's going on. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you know, the planes can't fly when it's that cold because all the diet sodas on the plane freeze and you can't fly without diet soda on the plane. you know, i know it's annoying that it's -- it was almost 80 degrees here today. in the rest of the country it's freezing. but on the bright side everyone here in l.a. is eventually going to hell. so it evens out. [ laughter ] if your breath is freezing in a cloud in front of your face right now, good news, the bachelor is here to thaw tonight. and he is a feast for the eyes. let me tell you. [ cheers and applause ] tonight is the premiere of "the bachelor" here on abc. this year -- "the bachelor" this year is an interesting guy. the fourth ranked chess player in the world. studying for his ph.d. in plasma

physics. just kidding. he's a soccer player. his name is juan pablo galavis. he looks like if ryan gosling decided to become a hair stylist instead. [ laughter ] juan pablo, you may recall, appeared on "the bachelorette" with desiree, and now he is the bachelor. he has 27 women to choose from. and the chemistry so far is intense. ♪ >> hi. >> how are you? >> i'm good. >> nice meeting you. >> nice to meet you. >> i feel like this night has taken so long to get here. >> it has. we're here. so we're good. >> we're good. >> yeah. >> nice meeting you. >> jimmy: nice. she did not get eliminated, by the way. there's a woman named lucy who said her job is a free spirit. that's not a job title. that's a warning sign. [ laughter ] she made the cut. juan pablo was raised in venezuela.

so he has a little bit of an accent. kind of hard to understand at times. fortunately we have a fully fluent translator here on staff to help us understand what he's saying, and i think you know where i'm headed with this. >> good to talk to you. >> i will definitely want to get to know you better. >> i want to have sex with you. here's a flower. sex. >> sure. >> jimmy: there you go. that's our own little rosetta stone. [ cheers and applause ] that is juan pablo, and he'll be hear in just a little bit. and whether juan pablo and i fall in love or not, i'm excited to take this journey with him. i really am. meanwhile, for men tonight the college national championship game from the rose bowl in pasadena. it was florida state versus auburn. the seminoles versus the tigers. if you missed it and you still want to see an indian fight a tiger, check out "the life of

pi" on netflix. [ laughter ] i don't know how to describe this other than using the word "amazing" happened at the beginning of the broadcast. brent musburger's the lead announcer along with kirk herbstreit. somehow brent musburger managed to screw up his own name. >> good evening and welcome, everybody. i'm kirk herbstreit along with brent musburger. we certainly hope everybody is warm. >> jimmy: well, you're not. well, mrs. musberger's in for quite a treat tonight. that was the last bowl game of the season. i'm kind of glad the holidays are over. the gifts -- what percentage of gifts do you think people actually like? is it 40? because since the holidays are done i decided to send my cousin sal out on hollywood boulevard to ask people what was the worst holiday gift you got this year and who gave it to you? to protect their identities we let them do it from behind masks. and this is tonight's edition of "hide and speak." >> what was the worst christmas gift you received and who was it from? >> i would have to say it was a

scarf from my grandma. >> a scarf from your grandmother. >> yeah, a scarf from my gran a grandma. had any name embroidered on it in different colors with a pocket right here. >> my aunt gave me a box of nerds candy and a $20 bill. >> nerds candy and $20. >> yeah. >> wow. >> i received some baby food from my girlfriend. i think she was trying to hint she want a baby. >> she wants a baby? >> uh-huh. >> why didn't you give it to her then? >> because i've got three kids. >> a unicycle. >> a unicycle. what 30-year-old man drives a unicycle? >> what was the worst christmas gift you received this year and who gave it to you? >> oh, my god. it would have to be a vibrator. and my best friend gave it to me. leah. >> what was the worst christmas gift you got and who gave it to you? >> i got fired. so i got it from my boss.

>> oh, no. >> yeah, it was pretty bad. >> around -- on christmas? >> yep. it's probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me. >> what a pig he is. no offense. >> all right, elmo, now that you're totally disguised, tell me, what was the worst christmas gift you received this year and who was it from? >> my ex-girlfriend gave me a dead frozen squirrel. >> that's not true, is it? >> yeah. in a shoebox. i swear to god. >> you're a mess. >> i don't know why. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, guillermo has somehow scored an exclusive interview with the great martin scorsese. plus courteney cox, the bachelor, juan pablo galavis, and music from johnathan rice. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the show. courteney cox, the bachelor, juan pablo galavis, and music from johnathan rice are coming up. how are you doing, guillermo? everything all right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have a good break? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you sent a picture to me today. e-mailed it to me. now, you know guillermo has a young son named benji. how old is benji right now? >> 2-year-old. >> jimmy: 2 years old. guillermo took him for his first haircut. some kids hate haircuts. some kids are okay with them. let's see how benji did. [ laughter ] he loves it. you should never put him through that again. you should let him grow his hair out long like fabio or something. >> i'm not going to do that. >> jimmy: now, on top of getting his son's hair cut, guillermo also got an exclusive interview with the great and legendary director martin scorsese. he has a new movie called "the wolf of wall street." and maybe even more exciting

than that a new interview with everyone's favorite parking lot security guard. here's martin scorsese and guillermo, "uno on uno." >> hi! >> hey. >> welcome back, mr. scorsese. >> hi. how are you? how are you? >> how are you? >> good. great. photo? >> yeah, sure. >> all right. thank you. >> mr. scorsese, thank you for doing "uno a uno." >> thank you. it's really an honor. >> come in. everything good? >> yeah. looks terrific. >> whoa. name, please. >> this is mr. scorsese. >> take a look right there. that's me. >> oh. sorry. >> sorry about that, mr. scorsese. >> that's all right. i understand you've got to -- you know. >> so tell me about this movie, "the lion and the wardrobe." >> no. it's "the wolf of wall street." >> oh. >> "the wolf of wall street." the lion and the -- >> hold on. >> watch out. they go fast.

>> mr. scorsese, sorry. so tell me, real wolf in this movie? >> no. there's no >> science and -- >> no. >> i was afraid to see a werewolf because -- >> no, it's "the wolf of wall street." >> mr. scorsese! can i take a picture with you? i love you from "taxi driver." "goodfellas." "gangs of new york?" god bless you forever. thank you. thank guillermo. >> thank you. >> i'm sorry, mr. scorsese. he's a little bit -- >> i know. >> he's a little bit crazy. so what were you telling me about this movie? it's wolf -- >> it takes place on wall street. it's called "the wolf of wall street." >> so it's a werewolf.

>> no. there's no werewolf. ♪ >> hey. mr. scorsese. tell me more. >> well, listen. this guy -- >> whoa. sorry. >> you guys are just preparing now or what? that's what all this is? >> yeah. i apologize. so mr. scorsese, tell me about this movie. >> well, look, it takes place on wall street. this guy -- >> hold on. i think we have a clip of the movie. roll the clip. >> okay. >> what can i bring for you on this glorious afternoon? >> well, here's the game. >> which one is the werewolf? >> no, there's no werewolf in the picture. there's no werewolves. it's leo dicaprio, matthew mcconaughey, and it's "the wlofl of wall street." it's a picture about guys on wall street. >> no werewolf? >> no. >> stop the clip. stop. mr. scorsese, i apologize, we

ran out of time. this shot took us too long. >> tracking shot took too long? >> yes. >> what are you going to do. >> sn. >> i'm sorry, mr. scorsese. i have to call a cab for you. >> no, i don't need a cab. >> next time. >> no, i have a limo back there. i'll go back that way if you want. >> i'll call a cab. here. let me call a cab for you. okay? >> okay. all right. call a cab. >> cab! cab! all right, mr. scorsese. >> that's it? that was the whole thing? >> yeah. i apologize -- >> maybe you should have started a little later. >> no, it's okay. >> it's all right? >> all right. thank you. it was a pleasure anyway. >> good luck in hollywood. i wish you the best. >> thank you so much. i'm a big fan. okay. don't forget. listen, don't forget, "wolf of wall street." okay? "wolf of wall street." "wolf of wall street." see you later. thank you. >> well, that's it for my exclusive interview, "uno a uno" with mr. scorsese.

back to you, lady. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nicely done. the bachelor juan pablo is here. we have music from johnathan rice. and we'll be right back with courteney cox. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheering ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] build anything with the new toyota tundra. toyota. let's go places. you may be muddling through allergies. try zyrtec-d®. powerful relief of nasal congestion and other allergy symptoms -- all in one pill.

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bachelorettes every monday here on abc. the bachelor, juan pablo galavis is here. and then this is his album called "good graces" johnathan rice from the sony stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night amy adams will be here, from "the wolf of wall street." margot robbie. and we'll have music from zolie mora and the strange kind. and later this week sofia vergara, kristen wiig, from "shameless" emmy rossum, nick kroll will be here and we'll have music from yuna and lord huron. so please join us. and also i'd like to congratulate my cousins sal and melissa, his wife, they had a baby over the break. and he looks exactly like him. [ cheers and applause ] that is harrison francis iacono. this is their third son. three boys. which i believe is called karma. [ laughter ] he's very cute. weird thing about this kid, he came out of the womb, and i don't want to be too graphic here. but he came out wearing this shirt. [ laughter ] isn't that strange? all right.

our first guest tonight is our friend to the end. she is back to work drinking jug after jug of wine on season 5 of "cougar town." it premieres tomorrow night at 10:00 on tbs. please say hello to courteney cox. [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. you look great. >> thank you. so do you. >> jimmy: this is going to sound weird. but i would ask you how you spent the new year. but we spent the new year together. >> yes, we did. >> jimmy: not in a sexual way. or was it a sexual way? >> well, no, it was not. >> jimmy: no. we stayed together. >> we stayed together in a house, and we had the greatest time. i will say that was a memorable trip. i loved every minute of it. >> okay, good. you said memorable. and usually when people say memorable to me it means that i did something weird. >> no, no, no. it was so much fun. all of you were so fun and funny

and just spending new year's together, it's something i will never forget. >> jimmy: it was a lot of fun. >> it really was. i'm not sure that you will remember. >> jimmy: oh, no. hold on a second. who took this picture? [ laughter ] this is after midnight, right? this is not on the way to the party. there is courteney in the corner and my wife, who thinks it's funny to take pictures of me drunk. yeah. [ laughter ] >> by the way, i don't look exactly sober. >> jimmy: yeah. but you are conscious, which is the difference. >> of a memory of it. yes. >> jimmy: the guys who worked at the house we rented, when -- you left before they re-enacted my stumbling into the house afterwards, and apparently, i grabbed one of them -- >> the next morning. >> jimmy: i grabbed one of them, i hugged him, and said "merry christmas" even though it was a full week after christmas. and then i grabbed the other one and said "new year." >> that's it. >> jimmy: so what happened?

it was new year. so yeah, i have a problem. [ laughter ] yeah. that's good. you know what? i can't show this to my new little cousin. uncle jimmy is a slob. well, what are you going to do? i noticed you were texting a lot during the trip. >> yes, i was. >> jimmy: and by a lot i mean nonstop from morning to night. maybe in the middle of the night. in fact, all i saw of you was your hairline most of the trip. >> well, first of all, there were three couples. and not three -- three happy loving couples. so you guys are all like oh, lo lovey-dovey kiss all the time. and me. i just was like, all right. i'm texting the whole time for sure. >> jimmy: your partner was your phone. >> yeah. and let me tell you, some of it was really riveting. me and coco have a thing going. >> jimmy: your daughter. >> yeah. she was in aspen with her dad.

and she'd write things like "it's cold." so you've got to write back, "i bet it is." [ laughter ] she'll be like, "i'm hungry." all right. then eat. not great texting, believe me. >> jimmy: but you gave her a phone for christmas. so part of it was she was trying out the new telephone. >> yes. >> jimmy: has the texting -- interesting that you were not texting us then once you left mexico and were there. the texting stopped almost completely, it seemed. >> um. >> jimmy: yes. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: do you do that normally? because i thought it was weird when you sent us to the other room and face timed us instead of sitting at the table. >> i did face time you guys when you left. >> jimmy: it didn't work very well. >> no, it didn't. >> jimmy: thank god you weren't there for -- >> oh, god, i can't believe i didn't show that picture. >> jimmy: for the internet outage. you would have gone crazy. >> there was an internet outage? >> jimmy: yes. >> that would have sent me over the edge. >> jimmy: you obviously weren't paying attention to the monologue. it was very, very bad.

[ laughter ] it's okay, though. it's all right. do you text while you're driving? >> no! >> jimmy: would you swear on a stack of "oprah" magazines that you don't? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. because you took a picture while you were driving what are we going to see before i show this? describe why you took this photograph. >> okay. i go to work every day, and this is something that i see on my way to work. and i'm always driving. i look over, and like -- i've never not done a double take. it doesn't matter. i know what it is. but i always -- i'm like, what -- oh, my god. >> jimmy: this is? >> is this the way you want your child's school picture to be? i know it's horrible. but this is what i see. >> jimmy: what is that? >> i feel like i'm going to get in trouble. don't show her too long. >> jimmy: yeah, that makes a difference. wow. what are they learning at this school? i don't know. >> but isn't it weird? >> jimmy: yeah, it's very weird.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back. juan pablo the bachelor is here and music from johnathan rice. your daughter coco is 9 years old. does she like even know you were on "friends"? is this something she's aware of? >> yes. she knows i'm on "friends." yeah. she actually likes "friends" a little bit. but she was watching me do this episode of "cougar town" the other day because i'm a producer, and i was watching one -- i was watching the matthew perry one. and i was doing something really stupid in it. and she's like, ah, it's so embarrassing. i'm like coco, it's a character, it's what i'm doing. but anyway, she's actually a cool girl. i will tell you, i went to this -- i directed this movie this summer which has not come out yet but hopefully it will be in a festival. [ knocking ] >> jimmy: what's the name the movie? >> it's called "just before i go." anyway, this guy in the movie his name is evan ross. it's diana ross's kid.

and i went to go see him at the hollywood bowl. and of course evan because i was his director got me tickets and backstage passes and parking passes and everything. and i pulled up and they were like, yes? and i said, oh, i'm courteney cox and you know, i'm looking for the backstage passes. and then whatever. the parking -- gave me nothing. and coco leans out the window and she goes, "monica? friends? ring a bell?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did that work? >> it worked. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it rang the bell? >> ring a bell? >> jimmy: now, do you allow coco to watch "cougar town"? does she watch? i mean, mommy's drinking a lot on that show. mommy's drinking more than kathie lee and hoda, i think. [ laughter ] >> coco sees a lot of mommy doing that anyway. no. [ laughter ] i'm just kidding. i do -- you know, when you do -- when things are around the house all the time, she's seen more

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. music from johnathan rice. our next guest came to this country to take our women. let's make no mistake about that. and he is succeeding with his quest. he is looking for life with 27 at once. please welcome el bachelor juan pablo galavis! [ cheers and applause ]

you really actually are very handsome. >> thank you. that beard looks fantastic on you, bro. >> jimmy: well, maybe we should shower together or something after the show. [ laughter ] >> i just showered. i just showered. you should have told me that before. >> jimmy: i meant recreationally. not for cleanliness. [ laughter ] how are you doing? are you enjoying this experience? >> i'm enjoying this experience. >> jimmy: you are. >> it's tough. you know. >> jimmy: why do you need chris harrison to find you a woman? it seems like you just have to wave them over, right? >> i know. and you know what's funny? that i'm helping chris harrison to find a woman too. >> jimmy: are you really? >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: wouldn't that be something? wouldn't that be a twist? >> it would be a twist. >> jimmy: is he looking for a woman right now? >> he's very looking for a woman. >> jimmy: he is? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i would love to see him host and be the bachelor simultaneously. >> that would be a good one. >> jimmy: have you seen the promos abc has been running? >> yes, i've seen them. >> jimmy: well, let's run one of

those. a piece of one anyway. >> juan pablo. >> he's so cute. >> oh, my god. >> juan-derful. >> he's got. >> and juan in a million. >> i speak the language of love. >> "the bachelor" two-night premiere event starts sunday juan-uary 5th on abc. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did that embarrass you? did you know they were going to do that? >> when they told me, okay, first episode take your shirt off, take your pants off, take your -- you're going in the shower. i was like, what? >> jimmy: they tell you to do this. >> well, i needed to take a shower. >> jimmy: and they needed to shoot it. yeah. they always seem to be there in the bathroom, don't they? >> i heard, you know, you have to be shirtless all the time. >> jimmy: why don't they do that with the bachelorettes? i think that's discrimination. >> i was upset in my show that desiree wasn't in the shower. >> jimmy: what goes on in the fantasy suite? be honest. >> i don't kiss and tell, buddy. i don't kiss and tell. >> jimmy: so there's kissing. [ laughter ]

>> there's kissing everywhere else. >> jimmy: there's a lot of kissing. >> a lot. >> jimmy: is it uncomfortable for you to eliminate these women or -- >> that i already kissed? >> jimmy: just in general. yeah. >> it's not easy. you know, it's not easy to say good-bye. i hate hurting people. and obviously, there's going to be -- i thought there was going to be 24 people going home. and there were 27. so i was like, whoa. it's tough to say good-bye. >> jimmy: did you ever suggest that maybe you would just take all of them? [ laughter ] >> i suggested to take 10. but they said i couldn't. 10. me, 10, we do a soccer team, we play together. >> jimmy: yeah, that would be nice. [ laughter ] now, on tonight's show there was an awkward moment at the rose ceremony. it wasn't actually your fault. at the beginning of the show you said you were bad with names. >> i'm terrible with names. >> jimmy: can i ask you a question about the mechanics of the show? like when you stand there and it's the first week, you're in front of all these women. have you memorized all of their names when you're telling which ones can come forward? >> you can address here.

>> jimmy: or do you have somebody that goes -- holding up the cue card with someone's name. >> i wish they had that. i made that mistake of pronunciation. >> jimmy: i didn't think it was your mistake. let's take a look at it. >> okay. let's take a look. >> kat. >> oh, i thought you said kylie. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: yeah, that was weird. you saw -- you guys saw -- >> i said kat and kat was smiling. she -- >> jimmy: yeah, she jumped the gun. she really did. that was bad. and then you didn't pac her. . >> i know. sorry. >> jimmy: that's where almost on the fly you have to go the hell with it, i'm just -- >> you know, like i said, my english is not very good. maybe she understood wrong or right. but i'm glad you showed the cards because if guillermo would have been with the cards after

the translation he did today. hey, rosetta stone for english for you, buddy. >> jimmy: that's right. >> [ speaking spanish ]. >> jimmy: you were a soccer player. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: and then you went into like broadcasting and -- >> no, no. i played soccer from 4 to 16, went to college, played soccer in college, got back to venezuela, played professional in venezuela six years. then i went back to -- i got signed in miami fc in 2008. then my daughter was born. i quit soccer. but i want to come back. >> jimmy: oh, you want to come back to soccer. >> yes. >> jimmy: is that a possibility? >> the possibility for me of coming back, i have to lose like 15 pounds. i have to run from here to vegas like 20 times. then i'll be fit. and i'll play. >> jimmy: you'll come back? >> i think i've got some -- my left foot's still got something. >> jimmy: all right. good. and traditionally what i will do on the show is i will -- and i'm very, very good at this. and i'll be honest, my wife is really the one that's good at this, and she advises me on this

stuff. but i like to predict who will be the final three. >> all right. >> jimmy: and now i'm going to predict -- >> go on. >> jimmy: the final three. in fact, the woman that you pick. >> let's see. >> jimmy: and here we go. >> i'll check. >> jimmy: can i get a drum roll or something? >> i like the band. whoo. >> jimmy: your final three -- andy. andy's very smart. she's an assistant district attorney. she will probably wind up suing you. [ laughter ] andy in your final three. remember, you're under oath. >> march. you have to see it. >> jimmy: wait till march. number two, renee. renee is a real estate agent. also a single parent. renee is in your final three. >> why, jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm doing good so far, right? >> i wish i could say yes. >> jimmy: you wish you could. all right. and finally, the winner i believe will be nicki. nicki is a pediatric nurse.

[ laughter ] she is -- and in fact she tweeted -- on saturday you tweeted, "can't believe what happened to the kansas city chiefs." she is from kansas city. >> i cannot tweet about kansas city anymore, i guess. can i tweet about atlanta? can i tweet about tampa? can i tweet about sacramento? i cannot tweet about 20-something states. >> jimmy: where is andy from? >> atlanta. >> jimmy: she's from atlanta. >> tampa. i cannot go to a baseball game in tampa. >> jimmy: what did you say? atlanta, tampa, kansas city -- >> i can't go. i can't go to sacramento, either. i know all of them. i know all of them. >> jimmy: wow. this is very, very interesting. i don't think there's any reason to watch the rest of the show now. you just gave the final three away. now, as long as you keep taking your shirt off, i'll be there, my friend. [ cheers and applause ]

it's very good to meet you. >> pleasure to meet you. >> jimmy: we'll see you on the other side. i hope you are holed up in kansas city with your new bride. >> or the atlanta one. or the sacramento one. how about the chicago one? >> jimmy: either way. don't try to smoke-screen this. we know who you're with. juan pablo, everybody. "the bachelor" on abc. we'll be right back with johnathan rice. [ cheers and applause ] tomato florentine soup, it took a little time to get it just right. [ ding ] ♪ but finally, it happened. perfection.

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♪ i can reach the low hanging fruit just fine there's no need to reach so high ♪ ♪ we can make love at half past three why would we wait for tonight ♪ ♪ we really broke the mold more in love as we grow old watch the turtles swimming for the beach ♪ ♪ smoking acapulco gold could've been a banker like my dad or a speed freak ♪

♪ like my brother sam could've held a walgreen's up for pills and spent six months ♪ ♪ on the lam instead i gave my love to a girl with eyes like smoke ♪ ♪ we live free of wrath and judgement smoking acapulco gold darling don't you worry ♪ ♪ your pretty little mind the resonance of past lives ringing inside

♪ as luck would have it ♪ ♪ we survived through the awful grace of god sometimes the space ♪ ♪ 'tween life and death feels like fifty milligrams baby i still want you ♪ ♪ till my body's finally cold till i'm swept out with the ashes ♪ ♪ of our acapulco gold ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm getting back in your good graces i'm getting back on your good side again ♪ ♪ you took a while now you're here good gracious you're gonna give ♪ ♪ me one more chance i don't wanna act like i deserve it never wanna act ♪

♪ like it's a given i'm forgiven i'm forgiven and it feels so good ♪ ♪ i might do wrong just to feel it again once in a while i might feel temptation ♪ ♪ i fight the urge then i dive right in i don't wanna act

like i deserve it ♪ ♪ never wanna act like it's a given i'm forgiven i'm forgiven ♪ ♪ and it feels so good i'm forgiven i'm forgiven and it feels so good ♪ ♪ oh, look ♪ oh, look ♪ oh, look ♪ i see the look on the crowd's faces they wanna annoy and destroy our love ♪