>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight: chris pine. from "shark tank" kevin o'leary. this week in an unnecessary censorship. and music from gregory porter. with cleto and the cletones. and now and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> tom: thank you for watch. thanks very much.

are you here to help me sell brit my oscar nomination? unfortunately i wasn't nominated again this year. apparently you have to be in a movie to get one now. that's racist. but the nominations for what i'm told is are the 86th academy awards were announced at 5:30 this morning in beverly hills. so if your publicist called you screaming at 6:00 a.m., either you were nominated for an oscar or you're justin bieber. award nominations and search warrants are the only things that wake celebrities up early now adays. but leading the pack were "american hustle" and "gravity." best actor nominations went to

christian bale, bruce dern, matthew mcconaughey and chiwetel ejiofor. i'm not sure if that's a name or a candy bar. 84-year-old june squib was nominated for best supporting actress for "nebraska." if she doesn't win, she's threatened to die during the broadcast. which would create all kinds of headaches. sadly, there were some notable snubs. matt damon did not get a nomination for his role in "elysium." although i did call him at 5:00 this morning to let him know personally. tom hanks and oprah were also snubbed, which surprised me. you see what happens when you're nice? they spit right in your face. one of the nine films that was nominated for best picture was "the wolf of wall street." or as i call it twows. it still received a lot of

critical acclaim. there's also been conster nas about the amount of cursing in the film. the f-word was used 506 times in three hour, which is apparently the record. but you have to hand it to the producers, not only are they apologizin apologizing, they're open ly embracing it. >> we're making a name for ourselves. >> and now it's nominated for five academy awards. including best [ bleep ] pict e picture, best [ bleep ] director, martin scorsese, best [ bleep ] actor, leonardo [ bleep ] dicaprio. yeah, the wolf of wall street, for your [ bleep ] consideration. >> tom: anyway, congratulations to all the nominees. and good luck not eating anything for the next month and a half. in other awards show news, the vatican announced they're making

some changes to the way they handle applications for saint hood. did you know you have to apply for saint hood? the application process can take years and cost up to $1 million along the way. becoming a saint costs almost as much as winning a golden globe. but they say if you find five other friends who also want to be saints they give you a discount. anyway, in an effort to have even the playing field from places that don't have a lot of money, the vatican is planning to significantly reduce the cost of the application. so it won't cost $1 million to get sainted anymore. and also, you no longer have to perform a miracle to become a saint. you just have to do a really cool magic trick. i'll tell you something, with these low prices, people can't afford not to be saints. a sl in a bit of a pickle. this is something paris will relate to. the apple app store has a rule, or i should say had a rule where for 15 minutes after you bought an app, you could buy more things without having entered the password again. so patient parents would put th

password in, buy an app, hand their phone to the kids and their kid would buy other app subpoe. one woman spent $600 on pet hotel. this prompted a class action lawsuit and now the federal trade commission is forcing apple to make full refunds. they have to pay $32.5 million, which is a lot. by the way, i'm not completely convinced these accidental app purchases are the case. i've been on angry birds. if i got a $600 charge on my credit card, i would probably blame it on my kid, too. same way grandpa blames his gas on the dog. the truth of the matter is we owe apple probably $75 billion in baby-sitting fees, but they're going ahead with the

refunds anyway, and not just for the purchases made by kids. >> good afternoon. a basic principle of pron s consumer protection is they must get consent before charging for goods and services. today we're announcing that apple has agreed to settle a complaint alleging the company fell short on that principle. in accordance with the settlement, apple will refund all transactions made by children and all customers who at the time of purchase were [ bleep ] faced. i, for example, got pretty loaded and bought 200 lives in candy crush. now if you'll excuse me, i have some angry pigs to kill. >> tom: the pigs aren't angry. well, there you go. finally, a corporation that understands we should not be held responsible for our actions.

cooks and chefs are going to be required to wear gloves. the chefs hate it because it makes it hard to work. and the truth is it's ridiculous. is governor brown you can still pick your nose with your gloves on, because you can. i mean, they're marinating the chicken. they're not giving it a prostate exam. it's also true that people who don't wear gloves don't -- people who wear gloves don't wash their hands as often, which means the food could be even less safe. i hate this -- i mean, you're forcing professional chefs to wear gloves at restaurants. and people can do whatever they want cooking at home. i twrus wolfgang puck more than i trust my aunt chippy. our chefs have to wear gloves, our porn stores have to wear

condoms. you can't work unless you're encased in rubber anymore. i want so get to this. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> check it out. got michael douglas from behind the candelabra. >> i heard you actually [ bleep ] liberacci as a child? >> who should chris christie [ bleep ] next. >> i got a [ bleep ] in my mouth. >> woody allen is the recipient of this year's cecil b. i assume it's for the tiny man with a [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ] on national television. i have no problem. >> that would never happen. >> i'm watching this amazing

body. please [ bleep ] me. >> lebron was so [ bleep ] up, i thought he was going to give me a hug and knock me over. >> am i really going to have to live with this [ bleep ] forever? >> told moms to feel free to [ bleep ] their babies in the sistine chapel. >> jimmy: we have a special academy award nomination. chris pine, kevin o'leary and music from gregory porter.

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>> jimmy: this is a fascinating story. two penguins at zoo in israel started a relationship two years ago. the fascinating part is a blood test revealed that the penguins are both female. they're calling them the first lesbian penguins. apparently, it happens regularly with male penguins where they couple, but zoo keepers are surprised because this is the first time they've ever seen two female penguins. i'm surprised they're surprised. a lot of lesbians wear tuxedos. the penguins named suki and chubchakoni are living together. they behave identically to heterosexual penguins. except they're planning to open a bed and breakfast in vermont. i think they adopted half a

dozen rescue dogs. so there you go. the plot to "happy feet 3" is writing itself. i don't normally enjoy arson, but this might be the funniest arson video ever. this happened in philadelphia. the man you see is trying to light an apartment building on fire. he appears to be using some sort of molotov cocktail. the first attempt didn't go well so he tried again. and that didn't go well either. so he comes back. he relights whatever that is. you know, he may be an arsonist, but he's not a quitter, that's for sure. and here we go. he throws it and back. if he tried to do it in a comedy sketch, it would be impossible. but somehow -- and you know what the hell with it this time, he said. it's like one of those trick birthday candles, you know? well, they can't all be international jewel thiefs. well, one more thing. as i mentioned, the academy

awards nomination came out today. it was a big story in hollywood. they were announced very early in the morning and not everyone follows this sort of thing, but it is big. so we thought it would be interesting to see if people pretend to know about oscar nominations that we made up. we sent a camera crew out on to hollywood boulevard today. this is a special oscars edition of lie witness news. >> how did you feel when you heard adam sandler was nominated for a fourth time. >> i have nothing but respect for adam sandler. i love him. i think he's a great actor. amazing comedian. but i'm not sure if i agree with this nomination. >> how did you react when you first heard he was nominated. >> pretty shocked really? >> where were you when you heard? >> i think i was back in the uk. >> yeah? >> yeah, yeah, in the uk. probably on the internet somewhere. >> how did you feel when you heard rob schneider was going to be hosting the oscars.

'. >> i mean, there are funnier people i think that could have done it. rebel wilson i think should do it. she's the best person ever. but i think he'll be fine. but i think they could have picked someone else. >> what did you think of the performance in "panera." did you think it was oscar worthy? >> no, i don't think so. >> why? >> his performance, i don't think it was up to scratch. i think an oscar is something you strive for and work really hard for. and something has to be outstanding to be deserving of an oscar and i just don't think it was. >> he won the italian oscar. >> yes, he did. >> what were your thoughts when you heard that clifford huxtable was looking to get a memorium because it's too much of a bummer? >> i felt a little bit let down. i think it should be held to a little bit higher importance. if that makes any sense. >> who do you think is going to

win in memorium this year? >> betty white. >> she's not technically dead. >> that's what i was thinking. >> there were a lot of snubs. what did you think about army hammer being shut out for "lone ranger" because he's black. >> no, i disagree with that. i do think it's a shame, though. he did an amazing job in "lone ranger." >> you don't think race played a factor? >> i don't think so, no. >> observe a was snubbed for a ground breaking role in "the butler." and she's forcing them to cancel the red carpet. how did you feel when you heard that? >> sometimes you have to accept your wins with your faults and be accepting of everything that you have. >> i agree with her. >> tell where were you when youd about that? >> we were on the plane watching satellite tv when we heard about.

>> what was your reaction when you heard that cate blanchett already tweeted her acceptance speech for the oscars? >> she should have waited till at least she won. but it is what it is, i guess. people will talk about it. >> would you retweet it? >> i did not retweet it, no. >> were you offended when you read it? >> i was not offended. i kind of laughed to myself about it a little bit. >> jimmy: i feel the same way. tonight on the show from "shark tank," the mean judge, kevin o'leary is here with us tonight. we have music from gregory porter and we'll be right back with chris pine. so stick around.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. kevin o'leary is here from "shark tank." and cently from his grammy nominated album it's called "liquid spirit" gregory porter from the sony station. he's great.

one of the guys in hi office came in and said he will change your life. i hope not for the worst. next week, ll cool j will be with us is well as greg kinnear. christina ricci, kim kardashian, kenneth branagh. from "new girl," jake johnson. from marvel's "agents of shield," chloe bennet. former bachelor sean lowe and his bride-to-be, catherine, will join us. and we'll have music from jason derulo, danny brown, young the giant, and vampire weekend. i've got some exciting news to announce. the week of march 10th we're packing up the show, guillermo and all, and taking it to texas. we will be in austin for the annual south by southwest festival. we're broadcasting from the long center and we will give you ticket information for that soon if you're going to be around there. that will be fun. there is no place better than austin texas, there just isn't have you ever been to austin, texas? >> guillermo: no, i haven't. >> jimmy: we're going to eat everything in the whole town. including the people. our first guest tonight is a talented actor who does a very

fine job of filling very big shoes, whether they be that of shatner or ford. he plays cia agent jack ryan in the new thriller, "jack ryan: shadow recruit," it opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome chris pine. [ applause ] >> jimmy: everyone is excited. >> yeah. >> jimmy: a member of our studio audience having some personal problems at home. but she came out to see you tonight. she might not have a home anymore. no.

[ inaudible ]. >> that was a fantastic hug. i remember it. you're very warm. it was good. >> jimmy: what are you -- >> it's not every day you come to a talk show and you get a gold grill. so thank you. >> jimmy: meryl streep got one last night. you have to have a grill nowadays. it's all the rage. how you doing? by the way, this is an unbelievable thing, because first of all, you become captain kirk. now eve become jack ryan. i mean, if i was daniel craig, i was watch out. you might be james bond next also. this is -- it's a pretty big deal to take over a franchise like that. >> it's a lot of fun. i mean, you know, two of my -- three guys that i've gotten a chance to know over the years, harrison ford and alec baldwin and ben affleck, played them before. >> do you contact those guys?

>> i was really lucky. harrison ford came with at the set "star trek" before i got the part. we talked about it a little bit and how he was very gracious when he found out i got it as well. >> jimmy: did he say yes, this is a great idea? >> well, we had done an animated picture together, this thing called "the guardian" a couple of years ago. we would run into each other coming in and out of the voiceover booth. one day we were in new york and i caught alec. he was hovering very close to the appetizer table double fisting turkey rolls. and i asked him if -- what he thought of the turkey. and then i said what do you think of -- do you have any advice? and he just took me by the shoulder and said do it.

take the part and do it. do it. don't let go. that's my impression. what is the blue light thing happening? >> jimmy: well, i don't know. you seem like a person who would, like, want to do his own stunts. is that true? >> you know, i think people often ask that if you do your own stunts. i just figure it's par for the course. it's a great opportunity -- >> jimmy: i had never do my own stunts. >> really? >> jimmy: no. i have to be carried in here by people. i don't even like to walk. >>

thing. >> jimmy: are you really riding a motorcycle through new york? >> i learned how to ride a motorcycle for the first time in star trek. and in this i had to ride a dukati. it's the biggest bike they make, heaviest. i was at dodger stadium in the parking lot, trying to figure out -- >> jimmy: during a game? >> no. >> jimmy: do you get to drive around dodger stadium? >> it's great fun. it's a day off for the dodgers. >> jimmy: the police academy is right next to dodger stadium. >> and you forget the vantage point from dodger stadium here in los angeles is incredible. you have a full view of downtown l.a. >> jimmy: dodger stadium is the greatest. are you a dodgers fan? >> yeah. yeah. dodger fan. right on. >> jimmy: they like whatever you like. that's why they're bathed in blue.

oh, you don't follow baseball? >> for year, i played it gro uhhing uh i -- growing up. i played in the backyard. my father when i was 8 years old very kindly took me to -- that was the year the dodgers won the world series and they played the oakland a's. >> jimmy: right. >> the famous game where kirk gibson homered. it was incredible. >> jimmy: limping and everything. >> the whole bit. my father took me to the field. my father was on a television show in the '80s called "chips." robert pine, there we go. >> jimmy: i like how you got to that. called "chips." >> i lowered my voice like i do. so we got to go to the dugout. as an 8-year-old kid, meeting all my, orel hershiser, and all i wanted to do, my dream was to

sit in a game on the field in the dugout. and one of the guys was kirk gibson, in fact. and that year he was having an incredible year. and he was like the prototypical baseball player with the, you know, grizzled, gnarly -- he played for the tigers before theyer er they tore down that great stadium. he said why don't you go -- i told him about my desire to sit in the dugout. and he's like why don't you go up to tommy. tommy loves to have kids -- >> jimmy: tommy lasorda. >> ask him if you can stay in the dugout for the game. he loves to have kids. >> jimmy: i think i know where this is going. >> i'm an awful storyteller. so i go up to tommy and he's sitting off to the side in the dugout. he's all tommy. and i said, you know, my

8-year-old very fanatical baseball game. tommy, do you mind if i sit in the dugout. he's like get the [ bleep ] out of here. >> jimmy: i would blame kirk gibson for that. >> when i look back of course, kirk is like hey, right, he's setting you up. >> jimmy: we got to figure out a way to get him back. chris pine. "jack ryan: shadow recruit" opens in theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back. "awareness"] nshend we read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. and the human race is filled with passion. and medicine, law, business, engineering - these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. but poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay alive for. to quote from whitman, "o me, o life of the questions of these recurring.

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>> wow. it's magnificent. [ applause ] >> jimmy: the movie is good. you kind of go -- well, you go back -- >> jack ryan is classically a cold war character. he was born in the '50s and came to be an adult.

he was harrison and alec baldwin. and then affleck at a point. >> jimmy: but he's just getting younger and younger. >> benjamin button. >> jimmy: it's remarkable. >> he'll be 7 years old in the next movie. >> jimmy: meryl streep was here last night. >> oh, god, yeah. >> jimmy: i was chatting her after the show. she said you did a movie -- well, you shot a movie called "into the woods" a musical. and that you are a great singer. >> she said that? >> jimmy: she did say that. >> you did tell you that? >> jimmy: i'm not bsing you. >> jimmy: i'm not kirk gibson. look at you blushing. are you a great singer? a. >> i'm a shower singer for sure. but i have to tell you something, if you think you're a good singner the shower, it's a big fat lie. the acoustics in bathrooms are

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>> jimmy: still to come, music from gregory porter. our next guest, a very successful entrepreneur who came to this country from canada for the opportunity to tell americans we have terrible ideas. he's the ruthless investor known as mr. wonderful on "shark tank," which airs friday nights at 9:00 here on abc. please welcome kevin o'leary. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: for those who don't know on "shark tank" you're like -- well, you're kind of like the -- you're like simon cowell with a better haircut. is that fair to say? >> jimmy, i just tell the truth. when you're talking about money, you need to tell the truth, even if it breaks your heart sometimes. >> jimmy: so you don't feel bad at all being mean or kind of smashing these thoughts that people have? >> no, because reality's going to strike them anyways. i might as well tell them the good news while they still have some money left. imagine if you mortgaged your mother's house and the idea's really stupid. >> jimmy: i have. >> so if i was telling the truth, that's why they call me mr. wonderful. no one else does. i'm the only shark that tells the truth. everyone else is, "just keep doing what you're doing and wasting money." >> jimmy: who started calling you mr. wonderful? >> i think it was barbara. barbara. >> jimmy: okay, i feel like it was you, i don't know why.

>> she sits beside me in "shark tank." we get along. i bought her a new broom this year -- >> jimmy: you butt heads sometimes. >> sometimes that happens. >> jimmy: do people on street see you and react negatively like you're too hard on these people? >> you know, yes. that happens. i'll tell you a story. i was at the airport with my daughter and my wife. and i said, i'm just going to run to the men's room for a second. no one has ever stopped me before to talk about "shark tank" or anything like that. and only one other guy in there. we're just doing our business. he keeps looking over at me. he's to my right. and he finally says are you kevin o'leary, the guy on "shark tank." and i said, yeah. he said, you're an [ bleep ]. i said, why would you say that? he said, because last night you took 51% control of some guy's company, it's the first round he's ever financed, and now you stole his soul. and i said, what? it's my money, i'll cry if i want to, i'll do whatever i like, i'm an investor. i said to him look, a lot of business gets done in washrooms, not today.

he walks out. couldn't have known my wife or daughter and says to my wife. that [ bleep ] kevin o'leary is in the washroom. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and she says, "i know." >> jimmy: oh, great. sounds like you're enjoying your personal life, too. do people pitch ideas to you everywhere you go? i would imagine. >> everywhere. and that, you know, is a bad idea. because if you want to get on "shark tank" you can't tell me anything about your idea. the first time i see it is when it steps out of those doors. so, you know, for those listening that want to get on the show, don't do that. >> jimmy: is it just a trick to get people to leave you alone? >> no. >> jimmy: what is the worst idea that you've been pitched in a casual setting, not on the show? >> a woman once told me she could take a five-gallon bottle of water, like a water cooler, and sing to it for 20 minutes in a small cubicle and split it into three elixirs. one solves for jealousy, which

she thought was important. i can see making money with that. secondly, she said the next one, which is a third of the bottle that she can somehow extract, helps you fall in love. finally the last one makes you rich. and i said, you know, you're a nut bar factor of 10. that's ridiculous. i said, if i'd come to you 100 years ago and showed you a sticky liquid with cocaine and bubbles, you'd have called me crazy. it was coca-cola. and i said, you know, that's interesting. but she was still nuts. >> jimmy: it is interesting that somebody that is apparently nutty or thinks she's a witch has ann analogy like that, it i a pretty good analogy. >> i've learned something, jimmy. as these come, the shows -- sony and abc have built this thing up to an amazing platform now. if you get on "shark tank" and you get financed and people see your product, incredible things happen. we've got a case from last friday night on a deal called group book. they're millionaires today.

they got 50,000 subscribers. in four days. >> jimmy: people do want to come on the show. people ask me about getting on the show sometimes. they want me to get them on the show because they have an idea. and it really seems like they want it for the advertising just as much as maybe an investment. >> think about it, it's unique. it's the most remarkable venture capital firm on earth. first of all, you've got sharks that have been operators in multiple sectors. i don't care what your deal is, one of us knows something about it, which is great. secondly, we've got money. we're all there to write checks. it's our own money, we want to invest. but the magic is the 7.5 million people watching you for eight minutes and understanding your product. and the next thing you know, the show airs the next day and 50, 60, 70,000 people buy it. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> and so the buzz in the valley is huge. we have 40, 50,000 applications online now. we can only shoot 300 of them. >> jimmy: have you made a lot of money from things you've invested in on the show? >> yes, there's been a couple of interesting deals.

there was one called talbot tea. it was actually oprah's hairdresser who was able to smell tea and blend it. he built this company up. he got an order for $500,000. >> jimmy: he makes tea out of oprah's hair? >> no, what happened to him was he gave her a cup of tea when he was doing her hair. she goes out, sips it, and says to the audience, "this is the best tea i've ever tasted." the next day he gets a $500,000 order. he can't fulfill it. i gave him $250,000 for 35%, bang. jamba juice buys the company. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i really like it when that happens. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> it's wonderful. >> jimmy: oprah really missed out on that one. she's going to be kicking herself. >> but that happens all the time now on "shark tank." deals, we don't make money on all of them. some of them make it, some of them don't. but the platform itself, i call it shark tank nation because you're putting products into a place where people can see them and buy them. that's exactly what happens. >> jimmy: i hope this isn't inappropriate, but i have an idea for you. something i've been trying to

get off the ground. i wonder if you'd be interested. >> hit me. >> jimmy: you've been in concerts, right? rook concerts. the concert t-shirts they have? concert pants. [ laughter ] >> i mean this with all sincerity. don't quit your night job. >> jimmy: you don't like it? >> it sucks. >> jimmy: i'll take it to mark cuban is what i'll do. he'll know the value of concert pants. >> i've got something on fire for you. >> jimmy: you have a book as well you've written. it's called "cold heart truth on men, women and money." what can we learn about men from this book? >> i'll tell you something, one of the three most important things in life, there they are. men, women and money. >> jimmy: men, women and money. >> and they don't come together without the money part. >> jimmy: i think air, food and water are probably more important. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: just me. >> after that in the hierarchy. these matter. people say what about love? and i say, try to live without money sometime.

>> jimmy: you must be a lot of fun on valentine's day. >> pragmatic advice on how to survive. >> jimmy: all right, well you're doing pretty well for yourself, i guess. the show is "shark tank." it's a lot of fun to watch, it really is great. >> we're having a lot of fun. >> jimmy: i would think so, and you're making a lot of money in a very unusual way. >> that's the part i like the best. >> jimmy: there you go. kevin o'leary, friday nights at 9:00 on abc. "shark tank." we'll be right back with gregory porter. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony.

>> jimmy: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank chris pine, kevin o'leary, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his album "liquid spirit." here with the title track, gregory porter. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ un re-route the river let the dammed water be there's some people down the way that's thirsty ♪ ♪ let the liquid spirit free the folk are thirsty cause of man's unnatural hand ♪ ♪ watch what happens when the people catch winds of water hitting the banks of the hard dry land ♪ ♪ clap your hands now clap your hands now clap your hands now clap your hands now ♪ ♪ get ready for the wave it strike like a final flood ♪ ♪ the people haven't drank in so long the water won't even make mud ♪

♪ after it comes it might come like a steady flow grab the roots of tree ♪ ♪ down by the river take a cup when your spirits low ♪ ♪ clap your hands now clap your hands now clap your hands now clap your hands now ♪ ♪ get down take a drink and fill your water tank ♪ ♪ get down take a drink and fill your water tank ♪ ♪ hey hey hey now ♪ ♪ ♪ un re-route the river let the dammed water be there's some people down the way that's thirsty ♪

♪ let the liquid spirit free the folk are thirsty cause of man's unnatural hand ♪ ♪ watch what happens when the people catch wind of water hitting the banks of the hard dry land ♪ ♪ clap your hands now clap your hands now clap your hands now clap your hands now ♪ ♪ hey hey hey ♪ wade in the water wade in the water children ♪ ♪ wade in the water ♪ god's going to trouble the water ♪ ♪ un re-route the river let the dammed water be there's some people down the way that's thirsty ♪ ♪ let the liquid spirit free the folk are thirsty cause of man's unnatural hand ♪

♪ watch what happens when the people catch wind of water hitting the banks of the hard dry land ♪ ♪ clap your hands now clap your hands now clap your hands now clap your hands now ♪ ♪ hey liquid spirit ♪ come on clap that spirit now come on clap that spirit now ♪ ♪ hey now hey now ♪ hey now hey now hey now ♪ hey now hey now ♪ hey now hey now hey now ♪ hey now hey now ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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