>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- andy garcia. chef norman van aken. and music from broken bells. with cleto and the cletones! and now that i have your attention, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for showing up to my work place unannounced.

i'm happy you're here. i know you have a lot of entertainment options out on hollywood boulevard. i mean, there are two wax museums on this block. so i appreciate the fact that you selected me tonight. did any of you watch president obama's state of the union address last night? why don't i believe any of you. president obama said the state of the union is strong, which is something the president says every year. just once i would like to hear a president say the state of the union is dope. we could use some dopeness. but this to me is the most interesting part of the speech. >> tonight, this chamber speaks with one boys to the people we represent. >> jimmy: why is john boehner the darkest guy up there? how does this happen? it's 25 degrees in washington,

d.c. how is he tanning? the president said we have to act now on the issue of climate change. if you don't believe the scientists, look at john boehner's face. after the speech, the republican party gave their traditional rebuttal. washington congresswoman cathy mcmorris rodgers was chose chb to give the rebuttal. do you remember when marco rubio took that long drink of water? well, this congresswoman had a swallowing issue, too. listen to this. >> i wouldn't have thought it possible. that's the genius of america. [ swallowing ] tomorrow, i'll watch my son cole get on the school bus. the chance to go from my washington to this one was unexpected. [ swallowing ] is to once again ensure the best, brightest and hardest working from around the world [ swallowing ] we also know what it's like to face challenges. [ swallowing. >> jimmy: what a surprise that the congresswoman from a state that legalized marijuana has cot in mouth.

i don't know, maybe don't have a boba drink right before you go on camera next time. new york congressman michael grim gave his rebuttal. this was specifically to a reporter. a reporter from new york 1. the reporter changed subjects and asked grimm about some campaign finance allegations and that's when things got tense. >> you know, he throws things in there as if they're wins and victory and look how great my administration is doing, but the facts doesn't just don't prove that to be true. and finally, before we let you go, we haven't had a chance to kind of talk about the -- >> i'm not speaking about anything offtopic. this is only about the president. >> what about -- thank you. >> congressman michael grimm does not want to talk about some of the allegations concerning his campaign finances. we wanted to get him on camera on that, but as you saw eh refused to talk about that. back to you.

>> jimmy: do they test congressmen for steroids? i'll break you in half like a boy. why is boy the first breakable thing that comes to his mind. not twig or pretzel? boy. he apologized today. he took full responsibility. i guess he's been watching "rocky iv" too many times. that's not appropriate behavior for a public servant. you don't threaten them. you close a bridge in their town. that's how you do it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: anyways, it's fine. he called the reporter today to

apologize. he said he overreacted and according to facebook they're now back in a relationship. i want to wish my love to oprah winfrey. should thnt be a national holiday. oprah turned 60 years old today. seven more years and she can finally start cashing those social security checks. buying a gift for oprah. her favorite thing, she already has all of them. they're in her magazine. i just gave her a gift card to be bed, bath & beyond. justin bieber was booked for assault for an incident that happened in december. at the time of the incident, police were investigating whether it was justin who did an assaulting or someone in his entourage. they wanted to talk to him about it. but he never showed up. so today, they forced him to show up. he had to flight to toronto to turn himself in. boy, this kid is on a real crime

spree. he's become a menace to society. i liked him better when he was just a menace to music. and by the way, when you have justin bieber and rob ford in the same place, it's like gotham city getting attacked by the joker and the penguin at once. a major winter storm is causing big problems all over the southeastern united states. and georgia and alabama, cars have been abandoned on the side of the road. police were stuck in their vehicles. people -- not police, but people for more than 12 hours today. they had to deliver a baby on the side of the highway. it was regular rush hour here in los angeles. but the baby that was born was a little girl. they named her grace. it's very rare nowadays that people are conceived and born in the same place. but the mayor of atlanta is getting a lot of criticism.

they weren't ready for the storm. there were 940 car accidents reported in atlanta alope. this is on cumberland boulevard. every one of those cars was abandoned by their driver. this is why i drive a mopster truck, and people make fun of me. this is impressive. weather channel reporter jim caner to was at the college of charleston in south carolina. he got a surprise visitor. but jim did not let that interrupt his report. >> i've come to charleston a few times before for tropical storms and hurricanes, but not an ice storm. we haven't gotten into the worst part of this storm yet. that is to come a little later on tonight. obviously here at the college of charleston, they're already having a good time. >> jimmy: he's like the chuck norris of meteorologists. he didn't even look away from the camera. look how calm he is.

i thought that was impressive. so we got in contact with jim. he joins us live now via satellite. hi, jim. thanks for joining us. >> thanks for having me, jimmy. >> jimmy: that was quite a moment. i guess you have to be ready for anything out there, huh? >> right. especially when you're shooting live. >> jimmy: have you had run-ins before with nuts like that? >> every once in a while someone does something silly. but i'm so focused and do so many of these reports i really don't even remember. >> jimmy: that actually looked like something right there. do you have bodyguards with you or anyone to protect you? >> funny you say that, no, not really, just me, audio guy and the camera guy. they're pretty busy, too. >> jimmy: seems to me like you've had a couple of altercations just since we've been speaking here. >> you could be right. i'm just so accustomed to

reporting the weather that i just -- you know. >> jimmy: that is jim cantore from the weather channel. he's a very tough guy. we're going to take a break. when we come back from our break, we're going to talk to a guy who's very, very confident in the seattle seahawks chances this week in the super bowl. his name is tim connors. he decided it was a good idea to get a super bowl champion seahawks tattoo on his body before the season started. so if they lose on sunday, he's screwed. and i have many questions for tim. we'll ask him the questions after the break. plus andy garcia, chef norman van aken and music from broken bells. so stay right there, all right?

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>> welcome back. andy garcia, norman van aken and music from broken bells. are you familiar with the looms that kids play with these days. peg boards that they make bracelets and stuff like that. my plan is to have people send them to me and weave them together to make a loom suit. we got about 100 pieces of loom jewelry in the mail today from kids all over the country. we also received a loom bracelet from an adult that was not made

of rubber brands. it was made of human hair. that i don't want. some patients even tweeted pictures of their kids working on stuff. sailor pinstripe rainbow loom. work on plants for your loom suit. thank you. my girls are making a loom bracelet for jimmy kimmel. my boys laid down mir weapon nerf to answer your call for a loom suit. i'm wearing one of the loom bracelets that i got today. this one was made by a little girl named jessica. she sent a letter with her loom and i thought i might read it. my name is jessica. i'm 7 years old. enclosed is a bracelet with my rainbow loom. ps, say hi to aunt chippy. i like her but my mom and dad don't let me watch her too much because she says bad words. i'll pass that along.

in the meantime, would you rainbow loom a muzzle for my aunt chippy? so if you're parent of a kid who would like to participate, have them loom me something. po box 4351-830. hollywood, california, 90078. take pictures of them making it, too. don't tell your kids i'm the guy that made them cry during halloween. super bowl xlviii is happen on sunday. fans of the broncos and seahawks are getting very excited about the game. the fans are called the 12th man in seattle because they're very loud. because of that, two hard core seahawks fans who have the last name man just gave their baby an interesting name. sidney lee twelve mann. it's refreshing to see a noncelebrity couple give their

baby a dumb name. this man's name is tim connors. he really jumped the tattoo gun this year. >> tim connors seahawk pride will never fade away. >> my wife, my kids, and the seahawk. >> no matter how much it hurts -- >> just the love of the seahawks blocks out any sort of pain. >> no tattoo says seahawks xlviii champs before the game even played. >> i asked him to join us live via skype to talk about it tonight. and we have him now, the very confident tim connors. hi, tim. when did you decide to get this tattoo? >> i did it back in august. i wanted to get it done before they played a game. >> jimmy: before the season started. why were you so confident?

>> really because the way they ended last year, the offseason stuff they did. and it just came to me one day. and i just -- i felt that much confidence and i just wanted to get it done. >> jimmy: did people give you a hard time about it when you got it done? >> a little bit, but it wasn't really till the news picked up on it and a lot of people had, because of the news, they had -- they were under the assumption that i had just gotten it a couple of weeks ago after they beat the saints. >> jimmy: yeah. that would make too much sense. what did your wife say when you came home with this? she just gave me that normal look she always gives me. i have a lot of tattoos. >> jimmy: how many tattoos do you have? >> close to 20. >> jimmy: so you've lost count? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. and what is the last tattoo you

got? the seahawks tattoo? >> no, i actually yesterday got a new tattoo of the golden girls. >> jimmy: all of them? we have to see that. why the golden girls? >> why not the golden girls? they're icons. >> jimmy: bae arthur played offensive tackle for the seahawks i think back in 1978. >> i think you're right. >> jimmy: can we see the golden girls tattoo? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i would love to. >> let me go ahead and strip here. >> jimmy: i no longer care about the seahawks tattoo. oh, wow. this is like what i do at home. videos like this. wow! those are the -- wow. very sexy. thank you for being a friend.

a lot of cleavage there. what's the next step after the golden girls? designing women. >> no, no, they have a special place in my heart. >> jimmy: i think you are the only human being in the history of the world to have both a tattoo of the golden girls and the seahawks on one body. now, do you have a tattoo of your wife or any of your kids or anything like that on your body? >> i have their names. i actually have a portrait of my dad right here. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. all right. yeah, i see him. he's a handsome fellow. >> and when you have an itch it's like he's making out with one of the golden girls. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> i work in a pawn and gun shop. >> jimmy: okay, that makes sense. if god forbid the seahawks lose,

how will you handle it? will you keep the tattoo? add an extra roman numeral to it, go for next year or what? >> well, as we all know, they're not going to lose. we will be triumphant come sunday, but from the start, i always said win, lose or draw, it will stay just the way it is. >> jimmy: all right. we might have to check in with you on monday after the game, tim. >> all right. >> jimmy: that's tim -- thank you, tim connors from washington. i like tim. we have a good show for you tonight. chef nor man van aken is here. he's going to make corn dogs. they make those. they don't just grow. we have music tonight from broken bells and we'll be right back with andy garcia, so stick around.

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>> jimmy: coming up, he's a very serious chef but coming up next he's going to show us how to

make carney corn dogs and spring rolls and then i will eat them in front of you it. will be fun. and then broken bells from the sony outdoor stage. tomorrow night, zac efron will be here, as will allison brie, and we'll have music from sarah bareilles. >> jimmy: our first guest is a very fine actor whom you know from "the godfather part iii" all the way up to "ocean's 13"; his latest film is called "at middleton." >> excuse me. excuse me. hi. you took my spot. >> i thought you were pull into that one. >> no, i was going to back. i was going to go like and then come in and back into this one. >> oh, you're up with of those. there's a parking lot, a space. celebrate. >> celebrate? >> of course a guy who wears a bow tie would back into a parking space.

"at middleton" opens in select cities and premieres on demand friday, please welcome, andy garcia. in real life would andy garcia be that cordial about someone stealing his parking spot? >> no. >> jimmy: i don't think anyone would. >> you don't want to argue with vera for a parking spot. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. how's everything? last time you were here, i think i was bound and gagged by matt damon. yeah. >> i was looking forward to giving you the taser but they didn't let me do it. >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> the electronic, you know -- >> jimmy: taser? you wanted to give it to me? >> yeah. >> jimmy: who didn't let you do it? >> i think it was yours sta sta.

>> jimmy: oh, good. thank you, staff. why did you want to tase me. >> that was part of the bit. >> jimmy: i didn't see that in the script. >> i think it was a prop. >> jimmy: oh, it was a prop. i would have been okay with a prop, yes. but not a real taser. you're good, right? everything is good with us, you and i? we're cool. i don't know. >> there are some things. >> jimmy: now what's wrong exactly? >> your guy call med this morn pg. he says you have to do this interview to be on the show. as though we remember what the hell we said. >> jimmy: he likes to know what's new with you. >> he says you're going to be on the show eight times. >> jimmy: your eighth time here. >> i said the first time i was on the show, jimmy invited me to come over his house for a barbecue. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're supposedly a great barbecue cook. >> jimmy: i'm okay. >> h >> huey lewis said -- >> jimmy: he vouched --

>> he vouched for you. he also invited me to your house. >> jimmy: why didn't you come? >> because you have never actually invited me. you only on the air said come over to the house. >> jimmy: let me explain something. i don't invite people personally. i have huey lewis invite people for me. he's my representative in that way. but do you really want to come to my house? most of the time people say that and they don't actually. >> i want to come to your house. and i invited you to come to my house and have cuban food if you remember. >> jimmy: people invite me to come to their house but then they never give me an address or a date or any kind of follow-up, so i just assume it's something that they said. >> you wanted me to come on this show and play guillermo. >> jimmy: that is true. you're right. we'll come together and kill something eat it. maybe it will come prekilled.

are people surprised to see you in a comedy? >> yes, i think in general people are surprised, you know? i've done some stuff and recently the movie "city island" came out so people saw me a little bit more. but yeah, people are surprised. >> jimmy: usually we expect something terrible to come out of you. when you go -- this movie is set on a college campus. the idea of the film is you're taking your character's son around. >> it's orientation in college. >> jimmy: orientation day. and so have you done that in real life? >> i have three older daughters who went to college. i took them to orientation. took them to the dorm, carried the sofa up the sfars. >> jimmy: so when college kids see you on campus, what film do they know you from most? >> the kids seem to like this movie i did a long time ago called "thanks for doing denver with your dad."

>> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> a couple of kids in the audience. >> jimmy: that's the weird choice. >> the character had things with boat drinks and, you know, i get -- and they scream at me boat drinks and stuff like that. >> jimmy: do different age groups recognize you from different gim fims? >> sure, of course. >> the teachers, especially the female audience, they like "when a man loves a woman." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i think that's the one, every time you're on the show, one of my aunts calls me and reminds me that she -- as if you're going to go make love to them at my command. >> it's a torturous movie to watch. it's really an emotional film. people come up to you and they're kind of crying saying i've seen that movie 35 times. and i'm going that's terrible. that's a terrible thing. i had a crazy experience happen when the movie came out. i went to have breakfast over here at the sleel at patty's. and it's a very famous old diner there. and i walked into the restaurant and a group of people, like 30

people stood up and started givinging me a standing ovation. and i said what an odd thing at 9:00 in the morning at patty's. so i went over and said thank you very much. but keep it down, it's okay. he goes no, we are part of an alcoholics anonymous group and we all went to see the movie last night. and they had -- you know, so they were responding to a film. >> jimmy: wow. i guess that's flattering. you can't really order a bloody mary with lunch. you had an honor, you got to throw out the first pitch at a dodd jers game. have you done that before? soo. >> no. >> jimmy: were you nervous about it? >> well, i was a little bit concerned about it as you would be because it's a big audience. >> jimmy: it's a lose-lose type of proposition. >> but it was cuban heritage day. yasiel piuig was going to catch

the ball. but i had a couple in me before i threw the first pitchout. >> jimmy: did you feel that affected your performance? that's not a performance enhancing -- >> i don't remember. >> jimmy: did you practice? >> no, no. >> jimmy: you just figured i'm going to go out there. so you go out there, do you have a plan when you go -- the reason i'm asking is -- i have yet to do it. >> they said to me just before i went out on the mound said aim high. aim real high because people usually throw at the pitcher like this guy pointing the camera and it falls short. you have to go above the pitcher. >> jimmy: we have the videotape. >> of course you do. >> jimmy: let's see how that turned out. there's andy garcia.

takes the mound. and who is this young batter? and here's the pitch and oh, my goodness! wow, i did not even realize that was you. you like to cook, right? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: would you like to stick around? i think we're making corn dogs. have you ever made a corn dog before? >> no. i have my own. >> jimmy: well, you're going to have another one in a minute. andy garcia. his movie is called "at middleton." we'll be right back with chef nor man van aken.

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cuban, of course, is huge. so i wrote this book "no experience necessary" to show this unusual sort of career, this arc of a person who started with -- the running back it's called "no experience necessary" was because i was a roofer, i got fired. i needed to find a job. short order cook needed, no experience necessary. i said that's me. put my tony tail behind my shirt and got the job. >> jimmy: you were working at a carnival, too? >> i was doing everything i could to have fun, chase girls. >> jimmy: there are a lot of great stories in the book. you talk about the carnival. there was a lot ofs by fistfights. >> there was a big fistfight with emeril legassi and i. we smashed some chairs up against this bar. >> jimmy: did he yell bam when he smashes chairs up against the bar? >> i think the guy that almost got hit yelled bam or something.

i don't know. >> jimmy: somehow mickey rourke got involved in this? >> the guy who owned the hotel where i was working decided to fire my partner, my mater d, the guy who was the brains of the place. i said you're out of mind. he said let's fight. mickey rourke was hanging out at the beach. >> jimmy: he appears magically where there's a fight anywhere in the world. the rule was whoever landed on their back first lost. well, i pick up this gentleman who was a little bit older than me at the time, picked imh eed and threw him on the ground like a sumo wrestler. and i lost my job. that's part of my story. >> jimmy: are these regular hot dogs or ones you made yourself. >> vienna beef makes great hot

dogs. >> jimmy: we have a vienna beef fan. >> i heard you're good with cracking eggs. if you can crack that egg in there. >> jimmy: it's always insulting the things i'm asked to do. >> wow. no shell. andy, if you could get started over here. you're going to blend all these ingredients into the bowl. >> all of these? it's like [ bleep ]. >> the entire quantity of it? >> great questions. the entire quantity, all of it. and just push those guys over there. >> jimmy: should i do these, too? >> you're going to put the dry ingredients, flour, corn meal, baking soda, the spices all in here. give them a little bit of a whisk, beat that egg, beat that egg. then you're going to mix milk and butter milk in with the egg. and this becomes the batter for the corn dog. good, good, good. these are asian noodles. you can use other kinds but i

like them very much. nice texture. when you get that done, just put enough on there to give this a nice coating. >> jimmy: look how good a job i'm doing over here, norman. >> what did you do? >> should i mix the milk in there, too? >> mix the wet and the dry. i like how you have the fork and the whisk going. now beat that up like crazy. once that's mixed up you're going to take your hot dog, your skewer, stick your hol dhot dog on the skewer, then batter it and fry it. and maybe use the spoon to get the batter up on the hot dog. >> jimmy: you don't need anything to make it stick. >> this is not such a late night show. >> jimmy: get your mind out of the gutter. we're making food for the carnival here. >> perfect.

then drop it in there, but try not to get the fat slashed. >> do i hold it? >> no, just drop it. >> jimmy: a few more while i'm at it. and this is a healthy meal, right? >> well, it does fulfill most of the food groups. >> these are spring rolls. they look like plastic. going to put it down in this water here. >> jimmy: why do they call them spring rolls? >> i have no idea. maybe they grew in the spring when the plastic was fresh in the forest. take this, and you just get it compliant. then we have crab meet, mushrooms and moodles. this becomes like a little cloth. two, three, four, five more seconds. then i'm going to take this guy. see how it went from this hard plastic thing to like this. isn't that wild? this is our spring roll wrapper. >> i'm very excited. >> we're all excited. >> jimmy: it looks like with we're making condoms for the

corn dogs now. lift up that towel. homemade. >> perfect. then we'll set this guy down here. i don't know how much time we have left. these are the noodles with the marinade. we're doing good. >> jimmy: we have no time. >> shitake's and crab meat. do you want to roll this? roll it like something you probably have never rolled before. >> jimmy: like a cuban cigar, andy. >> perfect. >> and how about some of the corn dogs. look what jimmy just made. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. mine are almost cooked. whoa, that's bad. i'm going to try this. >> dip it in, don't eat the stick. >> do you want one of these? >> that is a really good docorn

dog i have to say. >> this right here. >> i have to try one of these? >> vietnamese spring roll, nice and lying and healthy. that's fusion cuisine, isn't it? >> jimmy: i'm going to choke to death but that's really good. thank you, norman. his book is called "no experience necessary." buy it, read it, you can find his recipes on the website. jimmykimmellive.com. we'll be right back with music from broken bells.

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank andy garcia, chef norman van aken, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first, their album "after the disco" comes out on tuesday. here with the song "holding on

for life" broken bells! ♪ ♪ girl take a seat rest your weary bones your secret's safe in my hands ♪ ♪ tell me 'bout the years and let me buy an hour maybe help me to understand ♪ ♪ ain't nobody calling ain't nobody home

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kicks while you can ♪ ♪ and in the latin quarter sitting on your own what a lovely day to be lonely ♪ ♪ you're holding on for life holding on for life you're holding on for love ♪ ♪ you're holding on for life holding on for life you're holding on for love ♪ ♪ well you might belong to another time still you have to carry on yeah ♪ ♪ no where else to go and you never know6♪ ♪ what to hide and what to show no ♪

♪ you're holding on for life holding on for life you're holding on for love ♪ ♪ you're holding on for life holding on for life you're holding on for love ♪ ♪ [ applause ]

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