>> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, kim kardashian -- from "the bachelor," sean and catherine -- this week in unnecessary censorship and music from jason derulo. with cleto and the cletones. and now, how should i put this, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you for coming. the united states and canada anxiously wait for news about justin bieber. you know, just when the streets are finally safe from lindsay lohan, justin bieber comes out of nowhere, arrested in miami beach early this morning on charges of dui, resisting arrest, driving with an expired license and he's in trouble with his grandparents for not stopping by to visit while he was there. he's driving that very low key yellow lamborghini. justin just got pulled over. >> oh, many i god. >> jimmy: yeah, there he was. he was reportedly driving 60 in a 30 miles an hour zone. his friend was arrested for dui, too.

no word yet on whether justin will be charged with a felony or a misde-bieber. that's pending. he did admit to police that he drank alcohol, spoked pot and took prescription drugs that night. that may have just been his way of announcing he's running for mayor of toronto. he failed a field sobriety test. of course he did. his pants are halfway down his ankles. how is he supposed to walk a straight line. photographers were on hand outside the police station. and you can see look, i mean, look at how how humiliating that is. they made him wear a garbage bag. oh, those are his own shorts? okay. justin was booked. then he had a major event. he took his very first mug shot.

and there you go. that's the smile of a boy who does not need to call his mommy for bail money. he looks happy. maybe he'll get one of those proactive commercials out of this. this is the side view. i think between the first and second picture, they took his juice box away or something. then he was taken to the correctional center. the turner knight correctional center. is it a good thing to have a correctional center named after you? is that an honor? he was brought before a judge who set bail. >> mr. bieber, you are charged with the following, dui, alcohol or drugs, resisting without violence and driving with an expired driver's license, so the total bond would be $2,500. broken down $1,000, resisting without violence, $1,000 for the dui and $500 for the expired

driver's license. >> jimmy: where is he going to get $2,500? wouldn't it be funny if launched a kickstarter campaign for that. his fans would probably fund it, too. the beliebers have been tweeting nonstop since this news broke. this was trending today. free bieber, free justin bieber, deport bieber. pray for justin bieber. some of the tweets are classic. these are real tweets. this one says, everyone is blaming justin. it's not his fault. it's society and the media's fault. it's especially the media's fault. it's especially anderson cooper's fault. i don't know why, but it is. here's another one. i won't believe that he got arrested until you see pictures. i'm not believing anything. okay, it's healthy to be skeptical. i don't mean this to be disrespectful to the situation in anyway, but now even criminals in jail get to meet justin while we're still waiting.

sadly. you know what, she's right. the point is, no one is talking about the real victims here, the people who aren't in jail meeting justin bieber. as you might have guessed, justin was able to post bail and was released this afternoon. got up on a car to wave to his adoring fans as if he was at a movie premier. i was watching that and it seems familiar to me. and i was thinking what does that remind me of? yes, that's exactly what that reminds me of. when michael jackson was in court. so that's a good sign. i don't know, i wonder where it all went wrong. he was a cute kid with a bowl hair cut and now he's a drunk

driving drag racing hooligan. here he is in 2007 with a guitar. here he is in 2008. 2009, still very innocent looking. 2010, the gloves i could live without, but still okay. 2011, oh, a little bit aggressive. but no major red flags. 2012, starting to get into bag of douche territory. and then we hit 2013 and that's where, shirtless, cocky, pants half off, tattoos. he made the turn in the summer of 2013. and next, based on my projections, this is what justin bieber will look like in 2018. just a few short years from now. at least he'll still be patriotic after all that time.

another canadian misadventure news. toronto rob ford was scheduled to give a speech directly across the street from his office at city hall. the speech was supposed to start at 11:45. but more than an hour went by and the mayor was nowhere to be found. so the reporters went looking for him. everyone was looking for him. he finally showed up at 1:15. turned out he got stuck in the hotel elevator. for real. i'm not kidding. i guess the problem started when the elevator tried to go up and mayor ford and a few other people with him got stuck in between floors in the freight elevator. they were in there for, like, 45 minutes. luckily it wasn't during the mayor's feeding teem so they escaped unbeaten. eventually they got them out of the elevator and mayor ford got them to the podium where they're supposed to make a speech and officially began his campaign for re-election. >> ladies and gentlemen, on october 27, you must ask yourself one question. who do you trust with your hard-earned tax dollars.

>> you! the sweaty guy with the big tie. i trust my tax dollars with -- he's the best. i mean, after all this that's gone on this week, he gets stuck in a elevator? who gives stuck in an elevator? this has to be a movie. a child was brought into the world last week. andrew jacob cervantes, 15 pounds, 2 pounces. which is more than every oscar nominated actress combined. not only was he heavy, he was two feet long. he came out 24 inches. already tall enough to ride space mountain. and this is the most amazing part. his mother is 5'1". by easter he will be carrying

her around. and this miracle birth could not have come at a better time. next month, a new restaurant is opening in l.a. called choco chicken. they specialized in chocolate flavored fried chicken. it's as if god has been reading my food journal. my goal in life is to get rob ford and the 15-pound baby to join me at the opening of this restaurant. does that sound like an appealing thing to you? chocolate chicken? i mean, really. i guess you would have to try it. these guys who open it, just because there's a medical marijuana shop on every corner here, people would want to eat chok lan fried chicken. i have a lot of nieces and nephews and cousins, and a lot of them are into these looms, the rainbow looms and crazy looms. they're little plastic peg boards with giant bags of colorful rubber bands. and the kids spend hours hunched over these things makes

bracelets. you read about countries like afghanistan and nepal, they force children, like 6 and 7-year-old kids to work on looms in carpet factories. in terrible conditions for low pay. meanwhile, our kids are over here doing it for free. if we were smarter, we would be encouraging them to make their own i pads. it's interesting, if you're the parent of a child who likes to loom and you want to see them go pro, if you want to see their work on tv, ask them to make a little something for me. a bracelet, a necklace, anything they like. and then mail -- i would like

you to mail that loomed creation to me here in hollywood along with your contact information to this address, jimmykimmel live and shoot video of your kid making it, too. when we get enough of them, i'm going to hire my own team of child laborers here in l.a. to weave them all together to make the greatest suit ever worn. a loom suit, which i will wear on the show. i even promise to be buried in it. we have a lot of reality tv stars who are about to get married on our show tonight. this would make a great gift for them, too. kim kardashian is here. former bachelor sean lowe. they are making the rounds. sean and catherine are getting married live on abc on sunday. and they were on e news this afternoon. they were doing a newly wed game thing. and i think we might have a problem here tonight. >> if he married a movie star instead of you, who would she be married to? >> this is hard. >> i like it.

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unfortunately the truth of the matter is there are hundreds of ways these hackers can get your pass words even if you take all the steps. the only way to protect yourself for sure is to not have any information they might want. don't make any money, don't buy anything, don't communicate with friends. start a teapot collection and spend the rest of your life in bed. this is good. pelicans played the canes in new orleans. one of the fans who showed up was jacoby jones. fox reporter jennifer hale thought it would be a good idea to interview him. it was until he started speaking. >> we're so glad to have you home after your season with the baltimore ravens. how are you doing? >> i'm good. i'm home. going to be home in a minute. this super bowl. it's good to come home and just support, you know what i mean? >> has it been that long?

since the super bowl last year. >> all right, i'm good. i appreciate it. >> jimmy: seems like maybe he smoked a few super bowls. i watched that six times today and i still have no idea what he said. and while jennifer probably should have stopped the sbher -- interview there, she didn't. >> how tough is it to play in those conditions when we talk about the super bowl being outside this season? >> the snow, it won't be busy. it's a mind thing. but i think a team that plays outside all the time will win the game. which both teams do.

but it will be interesting. my pick, i think denver will win. >> all right, going with peyton manning. jacoby jones, thank for your time and enjoy your offseason. >> yes, ma'am. >> jimmy: he has a brought future in broadcasting. yes, ma'am. thursday night, it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> just when you think the [ bleep ] mayor in toronto couldn't embarrass himself any more, think again. >> there was some sort of controversy and this time it was mayor ford getting [ bleep ] in an elevator. >> i saw brad pitt [ bleep ] daniel day louis. and i will never, ever forget that. '. >> ummm. >> i'm actually a [ bleep ]. no one really knows. >> it's weird [ bleep ] somebody that you know is [ bleep ] other people. >> i hear you have a hard time swallowing [ bleep ]. >> it's impossible.

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sean and catherine's wedding. it airs live on sunday night. sean lowe and his fiancee are here. then this is his ep. it's called "tattoos." jason derul zo making his late night television debut at the sony outdoor stage tonight. next week, zac efron will be here, as will andy garcia, chris o'donnell, ana faris, alison brie, chef normal van aken -- from the indiana pacers, paul george will be with us, and we'll have music from broken bells, sara bareilles, and motley crue. >> our first guest tonight from twitter, instagram, tumble, facebook, vine, whosay, and even good old fashion cable television. she is on season 9 of her family reality show and we still aren't caught up. "keeping up with the kardashians" airs sundays at

9:00 on e! please welcome kim kardashian. thank you for coming. >> thank you very having me. >> jimmy: i heard you suffered a terrible tragedy this morning. >> i did actually. i dropped my blackberry in the toilet. it did. it happened. i don't really care, though. >> jimmy: you don't? >> no, i still haven't fixed it. i haven't gotten another one. >> jimmy: wow. >> i think when you have a baby, you just don't care. i don't care who's e-mailing me. i'm with my fiance and my baby. nothing else matters. >> jimmy: if you drop the baby in the toilet, then you have problems. it's like thor losing hi hammer, kim kardashian losing her blackberry. you know it, you're really growing up before our eyes is what's happening. you and your fiance were in paris. i know this because everyone

follows you around and takes pictures of you. which is nice because you don't have to have vacation photos or anything like that. you were looking at the palace of versaille, right? >> we took a private tour. him and i have never been there. we just wanted a tour. and of course, everyone thought we were, you know, picking that as our wedding place and all that. >> jimmy: but you're not? >> no, we were just taking a tour. but we will be getting married this summer hopefully in paris. >> jimmy: oh, nice. that's a great place to get married. >> but when i say hopefully, i don't mean hopefully getting married. i mean hopefully this summer. >> jimmy: have you settled on paris for sure as the location? >> i think so. it's like our second home. we spend so much time there. we have an apartment there. >> jimmy: that's nice. yeah, that's nice. now you're going not going to try to keep it a secret where you're getting -- well, if you are, you're doing a very bad job of it. >> i'm not telling you where or

the date. >> jimmy: i see. okay. but i think it's kind of obvious that it's in paris. >> jimmy: who's more interested in the planning of this wedding? you or kanye? >> i think we're both equally. they say the guy doesn't care, just shows up. kanye really cares and he's really passionate about it. >> jimmy: i believe that 100%. i do believe that. >> it makes my job really easy, but i love it. it's just -- he knows what he wants, and i love that about him. >> jimmy: yeah. and he's very specific about this kind of stuff. and why wouldn't he be about his wedding? got the style involved, music, you've got, you know, the design, the interior, the whole thing. >> kind of taking different roles. he'll take care of the music. i'll take care of the seating chart, different stuff like that. so we're making it really easy on each other. >> jimmy: will he rap his vows? >> i don't think so. i will ask him. >> jimmy: will you take his last

name when you get married? >> i will. yeah, i'll probably be kim kardashian, move that to my middle name. >> jimmy: will they have to change the title of the television show then? keeping up with west and the kardashians? >> no. >> jimmy: and you did not bring your daughter to paris with you. which i think was a good idea. i think that was good. >> yeah. we live with my mom in her house because our house is being worked on. so we don't move in yet. >> jimmy: are you having money problems? why are you living with your mother? >> we're building a house, but we -- we went on a vacation for new year's. and we shared a condo with my mom. we all went skiing. he was like babe, can we just have three days to ourselves without any family members. like it's too much traveling for her. please, i just want alone time with us. i was like you are so right.

let's spend these couple days together. >> jimmy: so your mom watched the baby then. >> my mom, my sister, everyone. >> jimmy: who is the best baby-sitter of the group? >> i would say khloe, she's the best. >> jimmy: and who's the worst? >> i would say rob. >> jimmy: that's exactly how i would have guessed it. >> i tricked him the other day and i wanted him to spend time with her. i told him that i really needed to do something and i had a meeting that was so important and could he please baby-sit for an hour. he never showed up. and i didn't even need him. i was just going to go be in the other room. i called kourtney and she was like why would you ever let him baby-sit her? that's the worst idea ever. so i was like it's not real. i was going to still be there, just spy on him from the other room. but it never -- he never showed up. >> jimmy: well, it's interesting. i'm not sure whose side to take there. because on one hand, rob should have come if he said he was going to come.

on the other hand, you were tricking h imin the first place and really had no intention. i don't know who loses in that. >> he should have showed up. >> jimmy: i do want to ask you about living with -- i just -- the idea that you're living in your mom's house is mind boggling to me. i want to ask you about that. and, you know, we have the bachelor, they're getting married on television also. >> really? >> jimmy: and if you will agree to get married on television, specifically this show. kim kardashian is here, everybody. we'll be right back. ♪ whoa, who-o-o-a ♪ whoa, who-o-o-a ♪ one, two, three, four! ♪ ohh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ ohh, oh-oh-oh-ohhh ♪ go, let's go ♪ hit me like a supernova ♪ let it flow ♪ over like an ocean ♪ when the sound explodes ♪ everybody's feeling all right ♪ ♪ everybody's feeling all right ♪

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♪ hey! must be the honey! ♪ ♪ hey! you got that medley crunch ♪ >> jimmy: we're back. kim kardashian is here. the ninth season of keeping up with the kardashians. will we see that you're living with your mom on the show? >> yes, you will. >> jimmy: okay. so that does make it convenient at least for the television show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it seems like for kanye who's been living on his own for a long time, now all of a sudden he's got a whole family to deal with. >> 32 people in and out of that house every single day. he's moved in with me, my mom, my two little sister, there's so much going on. but that's why we need our time to go to paris. we do our own thing to get away. >> jimmy: there's so much going on that bruce jenner actually moved out of the house. was that a surprise to you?

>> no, that wasn't a surprise. they had been living like friends for a really long time. i just feel like, you know, you want your parents to be happy. i think it was more awkward for them to live together and just not sleep in the same room. >> jimmy: i don't know anything about what's really going on. it seems like no one has ever gotten along better than these two after they have split up. >> yeah, i think it's like the space away has just gotten them back to that really good friend place. and they just realized they're better as friends. i think they're just really mature about it. my theory more lately as i've gone through experiences as just that, you know, life is so short. you should just be happy. so i support them and everyone else in my family that's going through something. >> jimmy: khloe is going through

that also. you said you didn't think that would work out from the beginning? >> no, i always thought it would. >> jimmy: oh, i thought you said that. >> maybe that was a kourtney comment. >> jimmy: i didn't think it would work out. >> why? >> jimmy: he's too tall. you can't keep a guy of that height in a building. do you ever feel guilty that things are going so well for you while these other situations are happening around you? >> i think there's been times when things haven't been so positive for me and they' been having really exciting times. i think now it's a little bit more understandable. >> jimmy: they deserve it is what you're saying. >> no, i'm saying it's so understandable because for so long everyone was feeling really sad for khloe, thinking she wasn't getting pregnant and everyone around her was. and the whole time she wasn't

trying to. and she was not showing up to these doctors appointments behind our back on purpose. she knew it wasn't right and she knew she wasn't ready. so now we understand it. we understand her decisions. and it's very clear. so i don't -- you know, it's life. and everything in life is about learning things and figuring it out. when you have a really good support system, it can be easier. it's never going to be easy, but it can be easier. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about something you put on instagram. this is something you claimed to have cooked -- >> i claimed? i cooked that. >> jimmy: here's my thing. i don't disbelieve you, but if you cooked the chicken and the macaroni and cheese. don't you have -- like, don't you have ceramic ware at the house. why do they look like they were picked up at a restaurant on the way home? >> well, i am flattered that you think it looks that good that i didn't make it. but i was bringing that to the

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>> jimmy: 10 months ago, our next guests got engaged on the idyllic season finale of "the bachelor." and now abc is calling their bluff.

on sunday night, they will get married live on tv, followed by an online webcast of their honeymoon night. please welcome the former bachelor and his bride-to-be, sean lowe and catherine guidici. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're still together after all this time? >> believe it or not. >> spoke to the executives at abc they said if you decide not to go with this on sunday you can still keep the gifts. >> and next? >> jimmy: that's up to you. the ceremony is in three days. when you were a little girl, did you always dream of having a big televised wedding? >> of course. >> jimmy: were you able to do things you would not have been able to do because it's on tv? >> everything. we got a five-star wedding.

this wedding planner, mindy weiss, the wedding planner to the stars. >> jimmy: she was my wedding planner. i'm a star. >> we heard. >> anything you dream up, mindy brings it to life. >> jimmy: she's bringing things to life? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's nice. that's fun. and you don't need to pay for it. is that the best thing ever? abc is very cheap with us. do they say maybe you should have the chicken instead of the shrimp. >> everything we want. >> jimmy: i know you wouldn't have invited juan pablo there. >> he's invited. >> jimmy: i know he's invited. he's on the promos. i thought what the hell is juan pablo doing there? do you know him? >> we met him a couple of times. >> jimmy: do you have aunts back home not invited and everybody is going way is juan pablo coming and we aren't. >> i'm sure i have a lot of aunts that are upset. >> jimmy: do you think your family is going to mix well with the tv stars that are there? >> probably not.

>> no. >> jimmy: did you write your own vows? >> yes. it was his idea. >> as a guy i'm a procrastinator. so i'm still fine tuning my vows. but i'm in a process of writing them. >> jimmy: they'll be on a napkin on your knee in a golfcart on the way to the wedding ceremony. do you feel like you might get emotional and cry during the reading of the vows. >> i'm the softy of the two of us. i have a feeling i'll break down and cry. >> jimmy: we need you both to cry. ratings. >> i'll laugh while he cries. >> jimmy: you will laugh at him? now you made it very clear that you've chosen and -- i can see you know where i'm headed with this. to not make sweet love to each other until your wedding night. which brings to me a lot of questions. first of all, have you really done -- is this true? is it really true? >> 100%. >> jimmy: 100% true. okay, you seem like you're lying already. secondly, what i want to ask is

how do you know you really want to get married? maybe you're just very horny for each other. when you put yourself in a situation like that, it might just be, you know, it might just be like your hormones taking over here. you know, you're not thinking rationally. your head is all full of sex. >> that could be, but conversely, we have to sit down and talk to each other. which i've gotten to know her and fall in love with her. you can look at it both ways. >> jimmy: okay. all right, all right, now do you know how to do it? >> we're going to find out. >> jimmy: what i'm saying is, i've done it dozens of times. and if you need any tips or hints or anything like that, you can call me that night. i'll give you my telephone number. and i'll talk you through it.

>> we'll facetime. >> give you the bluetooth. >> jimmy: this is going to be some wedding, isn't it? is the reception going to be on? >> just the ceremony. >> jimmy: then you will relax and enjoy the wedding. >> then cut loose and won't have to worry about the cameras. >> jimmy: how long after the ceremony is done will you guys head to the room? >> probably 15 minutes. >> jimmy: the credits will still be rolling and we'll see a puff of smoke as the two of you -- yeah, this is going to be crazy. i really hope you call. i really hope you do because i would love to know -- why don't i believe this. i really don't. i don't know, it's just so -- how long has it been since you guys got engaged? >> 14 months. >> jimmy: 14 months. and you decided to hold off on it. is there any possibility like tonight you'll crack. >> yeah, you're getting us really excited.

>> jimmy: is the proximity to me making you more or less sexually excited? i think this is very interesting. not that i don't believe you, it just seems so beyond my realm of imagination. i would like to offer you this opportunity, and this really isn't an opportunity for either one of you, but it is for me. we have a polygraph expert. there he is. his name is dennis. dennis is a professional lie detector. i'm going to offer you the opportunity to after, now as the show ends, go in with dennis. he will ask you a few simple questions about whether or not you have indeed remained pure for each other. we won't ask you about any of your other previous relationships. and then on monday night on this show, you guys will be off attacking each other, ravishing each other. but we will reveal the results

of your polygraph test. do you accept the challenge? >> i accept. >> jimmy: you do? wow! >> yeah, let's do it. we can do it right now. >> jimmy: okay. you know what, let's do it. are you ready? guillermo is there to observe. why are you holding a briefcase? >> guillermo: i'm helping him. >> jimmy: "the bachelor" wedding live sunday night at 8:00 here on cbs. right back with jason derulo.

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,, ,, >> jimmy: i'd like to thank kim kardashian, sean and catherine, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, his new ep is called, "tattoos." here with the song, "talk dirty," jason derulo. good night. ♪ get jazzy on it i'm that flight that you get on international ♪ ♪ first class seat on my lap girl riding comfortable ♪ ♪ i know what the girl them need

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tonight on "nigh tonight on "nightline" -- >> this really has hit me like a train. >> amanda knox speaks for the first time since finding out she's been convicted of murder. from not guilty to guilty again. >> i will never go willingly back. i'm going to fight this until the very end. >> can she fight it? or is she one step closer to serving more prison time? bring on the cheese, chips, pizza, wings. super bowl weekend is mouth watering close when we eat more in a few hours than almost any other time of the year. but is there a smarter way to gorge? it's one food fight you don't want to miss. "nightline's" food confidential. and from super bowl snacks to super bowl halftime. ♪ treasure it's baby bruno. what a treasure.