>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" -- tonight, sharon osbourne. from "divergent," shilene woodley and cleto james. and music from zedd with cleto and the cletones. and now, as luck would have it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for showing up. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i appreciate that. i'll ask you to bear with me.

and to excuse me if i'm a little slow tonight. my body's about 40% guacamole right now. [ laughter ] i had a little party at my house last night. some people came over to watch "new girl." [ laughter ] we saw a little bit of the game, too. although it wasn't much of a game p the seahawks beat the broncos 43-8. you know how after the game the winning players go to disney world? some of the seahawks went halfway through the third quarter. [ laughter ] peyton manning had a rough day. they say it was the worst performance from a manning at metlife stadium since every game his brother eli played this year. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. a joke about football. the defense for denver was not strong. they got scored on by the seahawks' offense, the seahawks' defense. they got scored on by special teams. they even got scored on by bruno mars. [ laughter ] did you see the end of the game? they blasted confetti in the team colors all over the place. i think the losing team should have to pick that up.

[ laughter ] wes welker out there with a rake. we had a super bowl pool at my house. everybody bought squares and you put the numbers on the size. the lucky winner of the pool was my 3-year-old nephew wesley. [ cheers and applause ] he won 150 bucks. what do you do with 150 bucks when you're 3 years old? [ laughter ] make it rain at gymboree? [ laughter ] round of juice boxes for everyone. not every young football fan had a good day yesterday. this 2-year-old girl from denver was very upset, and from the looks of things daddy might want to be a little bit more careful with his language when he watches football. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: she didn't like the godaddy commercials either.

[ applause ] the weather, i was in new york for part of the week. it was pretty good. last week they were worried the winter storm might even force them to postpone the game. turned out it was about 50 degrees at kickoff. but the prospect of a blizzard really hurt ticket sales. normally the super bowl will sell out instantaneously. but as of yesterday afternoon on stub hub there were still hundreds of tickets left. but the lower than expected turnout did not hamper the fan enthusiasm one bit. >> once again, he's in for the touchdown! >> more men on the line of scrimmage than in the -- you know, there are a number of entertaining moments during the broadcast yesterday. but i think my favorite of all of them happened just before the game started. the great quarterback joe namath was on hand to do the coin toss. and even though joe's been a part of 143 of these games when he played for the jets and rams, somehow he managed to screw it up. >> it is my honor to present hall of fame quarterback joe namath to toss the coin.

>> all right. >> whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. see, i was going to see who's going to call the toss. >> tails. >> he calls tails. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i guess the real question is why is joe namath dressed like a real housewife of new jersey? [ laughter ] this is the first super bowl win ever for the seahawks and the first professional sports championship for the city of seattle since 1979. so they were understandably very excited. excited enough in fact to do some damage. seattle police reported a number of fires. people were burning couches. and then since it is seattle, using the flames to roast fair trade espresso beans. [ laughter ] rowdy seahawks fans jumped on top of cars. they even got on top of a historic glass pergola in and broke the glass. i never understood why fans destroy their city after they win a championship.

you should travel to the losing team's city and destroy that. [ laughter ] the local fox affiliate in seattle sent a reporter out to cover the pandemonium. if you watch closely here, you'll see one fan in particular was extra excited about this win. >>lets go to john harperstead now. who's not surrounded by fans. we might be able to hear what he has to say now. john? >> yeah, guys, not quite as many people on the sidewalk here. you see all night -- take a look right over there. it's really a -- >> jimmy: there you go. a naked -- bottomless in seattle. [ laughter ] well, you know, everyone celebrates in his or her own way. the commercials during the game, i think more than anything they were weird. ellen was dancing with bears. i think i saw a puppy fall in love with a horse. it was like dropping acid at the zoo. [ laughter ] it cost $4 million for a 30-second ad during the game yesterday. i'm always surprised at which companies elect to pay that. like how did a pistachio company afford $4 million?

what kind of markup are they getting on these nuts? because the super bowl was on fox, the traditional pregame sit-down with president obama went to bill o'reilly. there was so much tension before this interview even started, it was like come on, guys, just kiss already. it's ridiculous. the interview got off to a rocky start. o'reilly asked obama, where you were born, was football played with your feet? and it went downhill from there. >> mr. president, thank you for doing this. >> great to be with you. >> i want to get some things on the record. was it the biggest mistake of your presidency to tell the nation over and over if you like your insurance you can -- >> you've got a long list of my mistakes -- >> no, for you. wasn't that the biggest one? >> it's -- >> it's more than that. but your -- >> no. >> -- and secretary of defense -- >> bill. and i'm trying to explain it. >> it was heavy weapons used -- >> what you -- >> heavy weapons. >> bill, listen, i've gone through -- >> prediction for the game. who's going to win it -- >> i can't make a prediction. i don't know. >> mr. president, thanks very much. >> i enjoyed it. thank you. >> jimmy: there you go. they covered a lot of ground.

at the end of the interview o'reilly said he thinks obama's "heart is in the right place." then he gave him a rose and invited him back to the fantasy suite. [ laughter ] what does that mean, your heart is in the right place? that's basically saying i don't think you're destroying america intentionally. [ laughter ] besides being super bowl sunday it was groundhog's day yesterday. as is dictated by tradition, punxsutawney phil, the magic psychic weather rodent, was forcibly removed from his home early yesterday morning at gobbler's knob. >> punxsutawney phil! >> that was phil. as legend goes, if phil does not see his shadow, it means the end of winter is near. or that he died and hasn't realized it yet. [ laughter ] but punxsutawney phil did see his shadow yesterday, which means nothing. seize a groundhog. his brain is the size of a skittle. he's not predicting the weather. [ laughter ] this is the first time groundhog day and super bowl sunday have happened on the same day. so they tried to combine them with what i think were

unfortunate results. >> look at this, joe. the experience of peyton manning and how well they executed the line of scrimmage. talk about each and every time you watch the denver broncos and a miscommunication on the first play of the super bowl. >> jimmy: and now the poor guy is joe namath's earmuffs. [ laughter ] speaking of animals in the super bowl, a lot of the cable channels will put animal-related programming on against the big game now. animal planet has the puppy bowl. the hallmark channel has the kitten bowl. and now nat geo has the fish bowl. which you know, these shows are basically just three hours of animals rolling around on a fake football field. you they bring in an announcer. they bring in referees. pef cheerleaders. they even have halftime shows that occasionally can get a bit risque. >> get ready to rock out. it's a very special this old kitty halftime show, featuring -- and the crowd goes wild. even the penguin cheerleaders have to come out to take a look. >> jimmy: i think i saw a nip

slip in there. [ applause ] you know what we're going to do? we're going to take a break. when we come back from the break, toronto mayor rob ford was at a funeral over the weekend and somehow wound up dancing at a nightclub and getting ticketed by police. we have that. we have a special super bowl edition of "liewitness news." and sharon osbourne, shalene woodley, music from zedd. so hurry back. ♪ [ man ] i was asked to put new speed stick gear to the test... ...a very extreme sweat test. i call it... whoo! ...canyon swing. ♪ new speed stick gear has drycore technology, so it absorbs better. giving me 48 hours of sweat protection. yup. still dry. new speed stick gear. engineered for advanced performance.

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instead of just walking out here like most of our guests do, they're going to zipline from the parking garage next door to our studio. they're going to zipline right in here. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys. we can barely see them. they'll be ziplining in complete darkness and terror. [ laughter ] hey, can you hear me up there? >> yeah, we can hear you. >> jimmy: okay. we can barely see you. but tell us why are you doing this again? >> we're wondering that ourselves. >> yeah. >> we were told we're arriving in an suv and they just put us up here. >> jimmy: are you going to be wearing a harness or anything like that? any safety equipment? >> i think we're just holding the rope and sort of monkeying our way down. >> jimmy: that's an excellent idea. >> theo's going to carry me. >> jimmy: i hope to see you alive in a few minutes. [ cheers and applause ] stand by for that. oh. the lord gave us a new episode of "the bachelor" tonight here on abc. even though juan-uary is officially over, "the bachelor" is -- in case you don't know, is the show that answers the question, how much wine do you have to drink until the guy

making out with 20 different women seems like he'd make a good husband? [ laughter ] juan pablo took the ladies to vietnam this week, which hasn't that country been through enough? [ laughter ] three women were eliminated. and juan pablo took his shirt off. which means, i think, six more weeks of winter. here's the guy i'm nominating to be the next bachelor, toronto mayor rob ford. mayor ford went to vancouver on friday to attend the funeral of a family friend, whose last thought must have been how the hell did i die before rob ford did? [ laughter ] and while you'd think the occasion would be a somber one, you would be wrong. first off, the mayor got a jaywalking ticket as he was crossing the street to get chinese food. which is ridiculous. for all he's done to make us laugh, that beautiful great white canadian whale should be able to walk across whatever road he wants. [ laughter ] the mayor was also spotted partying at a bar called the foggy dew. there are a lot of pictures of him there. here he is on the dance floor. having a great time. or maybe having a stroke.

it's hard to tell. [ laughter ] here he is taking a selfie with a fan. someone got video of him dancing. there he is. he's -- he is the best. look at that. [ applause ] here's another photo. i don't know what the story is here. but somehow he got hold of a guitar, which is -- it's eric clap-ton. [ laughter ] there-e sweating through his shirt in 30 degrees. [ laughter ] so that was rob ford's friday night. he really knows how to put the fun in funeral. i'll tell you that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] one more thing. despite the fact that the game was a blowout the super bowl was the most watched super bowl ever and the most watched television show ever. more than 111 million americans watched the game, which is a lot. but it's still only about a third of the country. that means most americans did not watch the game yesterday. which we saw as an opportunity for fun. so we went out onto hollywood boulevard today and asked pedestrians a bunch of super

bowl-related things that we made up. these things did not happen. but we wanted to see if anyone would claim that they did see them happen. and sure enough, they did in this special super bowl edition of "liewitness news." [ applause ] >> how did you think tom brady performed last night? >> okay. not great. >> did you feel that tom brady choked? or you wouldn't go that far? >> i wouldn't go that far. >> not tom brady's best performance? >> not at all. >> how do you think tom brady did last night? >> i thought tom brady was great. tom brady killed it last night, actually. he threw real well to the seattle receivers and it was great. it was great. >> were you offended by the racist cheerios ad? >> yeah. maybe a tad. but -- >> it's also just cheerios being cheerios. >> it's just cheerios being cheerios. you can't really get mad at somebody who makes cereal. >> what did you think about padma lakshmi's performance

during the second half? >> i mean, i thought he could have played a little bit better. he struggled a little bit. but -- >> you know he's having trouble finding the recipe for success. >> yeah, exactly. >> did you think it was heartwarming when the seahawks let that kid play during the fourth quarter? >> absolutely. >> especially without a helmet. it was just -- >> it was great. >> yeah. as a seahawks fan didn't you think it was heartwarming when they let that kid play during the fourth quarter? >> you know, i didn't really see it, but i did hear about it, and that was pretty awesome. >> what were people saying about it? >> they were kind of saying that it was really crazy and unexpected. and everybody was talking about it. so -- >> it was emotional and -- >> right. yeah. >> were you surprised they added a fifth quarter to try and help the broncos come back? >> okay. that was -- i think that's because of the new rules that they -- that they added on. you know, they had like the recent rule changes. so it was a little weird. but we'll see how people react to it. >> how often do you lie about watching sports?

>> i mean, as a guy you've got to like pretend. i mean, you've got to fake it to make it, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's true. he's right. sometimes you do have to fake it to make it. all right. hey, tonight on the show, from "divergent," shailene woodley and theo james are here. they're going to zipline in. we have music tonight from zed. and we'll be right back with sharon osbourne. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] the engineer. ♪ and the artist. ♪ when they work together -- well, that's when you can get something really new. ♪ when you hear this sound a-comin' ♪ ♪ hear the drummers drumming ♪ i want you to join together with the band ♪ you can play playstation on your own time. we're trying to shoot a movie here. ♪ now, come on, join together with the band ♪ ♪ the band, the band

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program we will world premiere the new trailer for the highly anticipated movie "divergent," which comes out march 21st with the stars shailene woodley and theo james are here. and then with a song from the "divergent" soundtrack, it's called "find me." zedd from the sony outdoor stage tonight. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, dr. oz will be here. from captain phillips, oscar nominee barkhad abdi. music from the loan bell lowe. wednesday ashton kutcher, sarah paulson and the head and the heart. thursday, very special show on thursday with the cast of "the monuments men," george clooney, bill murray, cate blanchett, john goodman, bob balance ban, and human door-stop matt damon will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and this is going to be exciting. you know all these big companies spend multimillions of dollars on commercials yesterday but esurance did an interesting thing. they saved 30% on their commercial by running it after the game when nobody was

watching, and they're going to give the $1.5 million they saved to one lucky person, which could be you, on wednesday night. all you have to do is enter -- to enter is tweet esurancesave30 with the hashtag in front of it and wait for a knock on the door to see if -- we're going to hand someone $1.5 million. it could be you, guillermo. >> wow. that would be great. >> jimmy: there's guillermo. we're on top of our game here tonight. [ laughter ] our first guest this evening rode the f word like a triple crown-winning thoroughbred into our national consciousness. now she is co-host of "the talk," which you can walk every weekday on cbs. please welcome sharon osbourne. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

very good to see you. >> it's always good to see you. >> jimmy: i'd also like to make a statement now. the osbournes are the best-smelling family in the world. [ cheers and applause ] seriously. something you might not -- you and ozzy always smell fantastic when you come. now, i'm going to have to smell jack and kelly next time just to make sure -- >> just as good. just as good. >> jimmy: just as good? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: why is that? what's going on there? >> i don't know. i think we've got this thing where we keep watching. it's like a disorder. >> jimmy: you wash? >> all the time. >> jimmy: some sort of ocd type of thing? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like how many times a week will you bathe, shower or bathe? >> probably three times a day. >> jimmy: no. three times a day? >> yeah. and i clean my teeth all the time. it's like i can't help it. >> jimmy: really? wow. that's very strange. >> my feet smell good. i just like to smell good. skrrpt you do smell good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: did you watch the super bowl yesterday? >> of course i did. >> jimmy: you are interested in american sports? >> no. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: no. >> i like all the big pomp, and i love "god bless america" and all of that. i think it's fantastic. >> jimmy: so you like the spectacle of it? >> yes. and all that pyro and all those people. fantastic. >> jimmy: did you have a party? who watched? did ozzy watch? >> me, ozzy, bella and rocky. >> jimmy: dogs? >> dogs, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did they try to get to you turn the puppy bowl on instead? >> they liked one of the ads because it had dogs in. so they were interested. >> jimmy: they noticed -- >> that was something to them. >> jimmy: other dogs they enjoyed? did you see the racist cheerios commercial? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there wasn't really one of those, but i figured i'd ask. hey, by the way -- >> you know i'm full of [ bleep ]. i'll say anything. yes. [ applause ] go on. >> jimmy: you and ozzy were at the grammy awards. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's all right. you don't have to worry about that. and black sabbath, ozzy's band, won best rock performance,

right? or -- >> something. >> jimmy: something like that. was that a fun night for you? >> it was a great night. and it was an unbelievable night for ozzy because his entire life he has just idolized the beatles. he says that's what got him into music, was listening to the beatles as a kid. and i'd been with ozzy, living with him, coming up 35 years, and every single day for 35 years he has listened to the beatles. not one day -- and so he's actually listened to them for 50 years in total. every day. when ozzy was in a coma, when he had his motor bike accident, we used to blast the beatles in his room to try and -- >> jimmy: and it worked, i guess. >> it worked. he is so in awe of that band that when he was introducing ringo he couldn't say the word "beatles." he looked down. he saw paul mccartney, he saw

yoko, and he went -- nothing came out. and i sat there in the audience. i'm going, "beatles. beatles." say it! >> jimmy: well, we have a clip of that. >> and he just couldn't. he was overcome. >> jimmy: let's enjoy this together. >> please welcome black sabbath. [ cheers and applause ] >> for me the greatest band ever were a band called -- for me the greatest band ever will always be on my mind. it's called -- >> but the beatles didn't really become the beatles -- >> jimmy: the other guys weren't that helpful to ozzy. >> no. and when they finished, the other guys were teasing him the entire night. >> jimmy: was he embarrassed? or he doesn't care? >> no. he was just in -- it was the best night for him because he won. and he got to be in the audience. and he got to see the beatles. >> jimmy: hasn't he ever played

with paul mccartney or ringo? >> no. but he's met them socially. >> jimmy: yeah. right. >> and he has introduced paul mccartney before at the brit awards. but he just lost it. he was just overcome. >> jimmy: and if he's going to be overcome by introducing ringo, oh, my goodness, what if he was introducing paul? i mean, it really is -- >> no, but he was saying the beatles. and that whole -- it's a whole thing for him. you know? >> jimmy: it's the b word for him. [ laughter ] zbl >> it's the equivalent of my f word. >> jimmy: your granddaughter is how old now? >> she's coming up 2. >> jimmy: is she saying the f word yet? >> no. because she hears it so much it's no big deal. [ laughter ] you know, when you hear it, it's like it's no biggie. >> jimmy: does she really -- do you guys curse in front of the baby? >> yes. [ laughter ] do you want me to say no? >> jimmy: no. whatever's true is fine. >> yes. like the cheerios ad.

>> jimmy: will she be -- like if she goes to school when she's 5 and says it and the teacher calls up, like will jack be upset that this happened? >> he will be devastated. but i'd just tell the teacher to [ bleep ] off. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, we operated under the impression that the brits were so much more uptight than we are until you guys came along. we really did. so okay. so that's that. and you really -- you weren't a strict mother, were you? >> no. >> jimmy: no. it didn't seem -- i know we were watching a television show. >> no. >> jimmy: but it didn't seem like -- it seemed like school was optional. >> i always think that life is the best university that you can ever attend. and i always think that you can go back anytime to study whatever you want. but for me my kids were -- they went to the university of life. and that's it. >> jimmy: they went to f.u. dhrpz chrpz

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>> jimmy: we're back with sharon osbourne, shailene woodley, theo james and zedd are coming up too. so sharon, do you guys ever watch "the osbournes" like as it -- regular people would watch home movies? >> never. >> jimmy: never? >> none of us watch ourselves on tv. we're just not that way. you know, i know a lot of people in the industry that do tv and they'll go home and they'll study everything that they do. i'm like, i know what i look like. i don't need to look at myself again. >> jimmy: but what about the kids, who were little kids at the time? it must be fun to see them like that. >> for us it's like a time capsule that we had for their children. so they're not interested in it now, but i know their kids will. >> jimmy: do you recommend being -- do you feel like it was overall a positive experience? >> overall, yeah. but there's very few people that come through it with their -- at the end of the day. we did just fine.

>> jimmy: most people are crazy because that seems to be what people want to see, and then they leave crazy. >> usually it splits families up. we managed to survive all that. >> jimmy: and it's been a great thing for your career. how many years has the show been on now? >> four. >> jimmy: four years. and that's originally -- [ applause ] i think the first time you were here talking about it you didn't know the names of most of your co-hosts. >> no. >> jimmy: now you do. >> yes. >> jimmy: yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: what are their names? what are the names of these people you see every day five days a week? >> cheryl underwood, who is just a hoot. she loves bacon. and there's aisha tyler, the gorgeous one. there's sarah gilbert, the actress, you know. and then there's julie chen. >> jimmy: you got them all. >> i got them. they're my girls. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who is your closest friend of those women on the

show? >> see, the different things for different people. if i want something kept quiet and i need to vent to somebody, sarah because sarah's like a safe. nothing comes out of her. if i want to go and have a really good laugh, cheryl. >> jimmy: i see. but cheryl's got a big mouth and she will share your secrets with other people? >> no, no, no. and julie gives the best advice ever. and aisha is just extremely bright and sassy. >> jimmy: what's your favorite thing to talk about? serious topics? light topics on the show? what's -- >> everything. because i just like people. so i will talk to anybody about anything. because i just like to talk. >> jimmy: with five people hosting the show, do you ever just zone out during an interview and just -- [ laughter ] the hell with it? >> no. because i'm too busy digging one of them under the table or with the foot and like rolling my eyes. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: who have you had on the show that has caused the most eye rolling? >> you're going to get me in

trouble. [ laughter ] and i'm trying to behave. i've got something stuck on the bottom of my shoe. i don't know. what is it? >> jimmy: your shoes are peeling. yeah. >> anyway, i get in so much trouble. >> jimmy: yeah, you do. is there somebody, though -- is there a name you're thinking of right now? >> yes. can you channel it? >> jimmy: is it a man or a woman? >> it's a woman. it's always the women. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is this person an actress? >> yes. >> jimmy: an actress. television star? >> yes. >> jimmy: is this person on cbs? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. is this person network television star? >> used to be. >> jimmy: used to be. not anymore. >> no. >> jimmy: oh. guillermo, who is it? >> i don't have no idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it -- used to be a television star. is it meredith baxter-birney?

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>> jimmy: we've got music from zedd. our next guests are the stars of a new movie based on a series of phenomenally best-selling books that nobody over the age of 17 has ever heard of, but you will. the highly anticipated "divergent" opens in theaters march 21st. please welcome via zipline, shailene woodley and theo james. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. oh, my god. >> hey. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: let me tell you what. you blew sharon osbourne's entrance right out of the water with that. so this is something you do in the movie, ziplining? >> no. we just do this in life. >> jimmy: you do it in real life. you travel like this everywhere you go? >> it's just insane. >> jimmy: now, these books are so popular. not unlike "hunger games" and "twilight." but are you ready for the intense fame and scrutiny that goes along with starring in a film of this caliber? >> we have the regime in the morning that we do. it's kind of press-ups and then mask wearing, how quickly you can get o'a mask on. >> jimmy: you'd better get some mosks. i'll tell you right now. i know you from "downton abbey." >> briefly, yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you look very different in that show. because you had a wig on, right? >> i did. i had a big wig on, yeah. >> jimmy: you were the turkish diplomat. >> exactly. >> jimmy: who died after making love to lady mary. >> yeah. so 20 minutes.

yeah. of bliss on that. >> jimmy: that was a great storyline, though. that was a lot of fun. >> can you imagine actually dying mid, you know? >> jimmy: that's how i'm planning to go out. i'm going to go out like that myself. only alone. [ laughter ] to make matters even more pathetic. shailene, i heard something about you, and i wonder if this is true or one of those things. is it true that you go and get your own water, like you will go to the mountains and fill a jug with water and then drink that water? >> that's correct. >> jimmy: and that's the only water you will drink? >> it's the only water i try to drink. but it's -- i mean, we travel so much. so it's not generally the only water i drink. but yeah, when i'm home, when i have the time. >> jimmy: and what mountains are you getting water from? >> there's a lot of mountains with a lot of water. there's just natural springs. there's this amazing data base called findaspring.com and it lists where all the springs

around the world are, hot springs, cold springs. it's really fantastic. >> jimmy: and you know animals are urinating in this water you're drinking? [ laughter ] >> well, that's why you go to the original source. you have to be careful about it, though. because you could have some danger zones. >> something funky in it. >> something funky in the water. >> jimmy: yeah, really. have you tried this water, this malaria-infested water that -- [ laughter ] >> it's incredible, yeah. he had puts me to shame because she's extremely healthy, organic, everything, and she'll have this special water -- >> jimmy: you are not healthy and organic? >> just straight vodka. [ applause ] >> jimmy: but the organic vodka, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, have you really thought about it? did you really think it out before accepting this role? >> i think -- >> you did. >> but you didn't? you did. because you look like -- yeah. i think we both have talked about it. and you know, it's something that you need to really have a bit of a thing about and c contemplate how it's going to change your career and life.

but by the same token you don't know what anything's going to be. you can't predict the future. but shay, you thought about it quite a bit in terms of what it meant and how it might change things. >> i think sort of the lack of anonymity would be the most daunting factor. >> yeah. >> in taking on a movie like this. but you never know. >> jimmy: can you share that water with people? because if i went up to the mountains and got a jug of water i would save it for myself. >> there is so much water -- >> you'd have to get it yourself. because you would be really thirsty if every -- >> bring these five-gallon situations, you fill them up, take them home, throw them in the trunk. >> jimmy: you're carrying these things down yourself? i don't know why i'm so interested in this. but i am. >> it's fun. you should check out this website. you is this do it. >> jimmy: sure. i'll go on it tonight. >> yeah. >> sure, yeah. >> jimmy: i've got a guy in a big gas-guzzling vehicle that drives the water to my house. i don't think he's getting it from the mountains. anyway, well, good. you guys are set for this. now, we have a couple of

surprises here. one of them is not a surprise, but this is a surprise. i've got tickets for everyone in the audience to see the movie. so each one of you -- [ cheers and applause ] -- will get to see "divergent." not just see, it but you'll get to see it in imax. and we will pass those out after the show. but first, this is -- it's time for fans of the books -- this opens in theaters march 21st. this is the world premiere of the new trailer for "divergent." enjoy. >> 100 years ago our founders created a system they believed would create lasting peace. they divided society into five factions. >> the only way you can survive is for each of you to claim your rightful place. >> everyone's tested to determine who we are and where we belong. >> your results were inconclusive. >> that's impossible. >> it's not impossible.

it's just extremely rare. you're able to control and conquer your fears. they call it divergent. >> you don't fit into a category. they can't control you. you can't trust anyone. >> you have to hide inside a faction to survive. >> welcome to dauntless. >> you made a mistake choosing dauntless. they'll find out about you. >> i know what you are. >> you're afraid of heights. >> everyone's afraid of something. but not you. fear doesn't shut you down. it wakes you up. that's what makes you dangerous. >> divergents threaten the system. it won't be safe until they're removed. >> she's going to kill me. >> we have to be ready for anything. >> the world is changing. you'll have to decide who you're loyal to. >> all of my life i've lived by

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the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is brought to you by sony. >> jimmy: i want to thank sharon osbourne, shailene woodley, theo james, and i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his song "find you" is out now. here to play it live with some help from matthew koma and miriam bryant, zedd! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ silent love is calling faith to shatter me through your hallways into echoes you can feel and rehearse the way ♪ ♪ you heal make them dance just like you cause you make me move yeah you always make go i'll run away with ♪ ♪ your footsteps i'll build a city that dreams for two and if you lose yourself i will find you ♪ ♪ high on words we almost used we're fireworks with a wet fuse flying planes with paper wheels same achilles heels ♪

♪ make them dance just like you cause you make me move yeah you always make go yeah i'll run away ♪ ♪ with your foot steps i'll build a city that dreams for two and if you lose yourself i will find you ♪ ♪ yeah, you always make me

♪ open up your skies turn up your night to the speed of life turn up your night put your love in lights ♪ ♪ turn up your night i will find you make them dance just like you cause you make me move ♪ ♪ yeah you always make go yeah you always make me go yeah i'll run away with your foot steps ♪ ♪ i'll build a city that dreams for two and if you lose yourself i will find you yeah you always make me go ♪ ♪ go go go go turn up your night go go go go turn up your night ♪ ♪ go go go go turn it up turn it up

turn up your night i will find you make them dance ♪ just like you cause you make me move yeah you always make me go ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> sing it! come on! ♪ high dive into frozen waves where the past comes back to life ♪ ♪ fight fear for the selfish pain ♪ ♪ it was worth it every time ♪ hold still right before we crash ♪ ♪ 'cause we both know how this ends ♪ ♪ a clock ticks till it breaks your glass ♪ ♪ and i drown in you again ♪ cause you are the piece

of me i wish i didn't need chasing relentlessly still fight and i don't know why if our love ♪ ♪ is tragedy why are you my remedy if our love is insanity why are you my clarity if our love is tragedy ♪ ♪ walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends ♪ ♪ it cuts deep through our ground

and makes us forget all ♪ ♪ common sense don't speak as i try to leave cause we both know what we'll choose if you pull then i'll ♪ ♪ push too deep and i'll fall right back to you cause you are the piece of me i wish i didn't need ♪ ♪ chasing relentlessly still fight and i don't know why if our love is tragedy ♪ ♪ why are you my remedy if our love is insanity why are you my clarity ♪

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