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>> thank you. do you know what today is? the tenth anniversary of facebook. what do you get the website that makes you hate everything? facebook was started in a harvard university dorm room by jesse eisenberg in "spider man 2." actually, he started on february 4, 2004. he was a 19-year-old student in a hoodie. now he's a 29-year-old billionaire in a hoodie. ten years ago you might not have known your friend's husband had a successful colonoscopy. more than anyone, mark zuckerberg revolutionized the way we avoid doing work in this country. facebook has become a big part

of our lives. today on this special day, i thought it would be fitting to take a look back at how facebook has touched us over the last decade. >> many psychologists and social media experts are beginning to see what they call f.a.d., facial addiction disorder. >> could facebook be making you envious and miserable? >> facebook was listed in a third of all filing last year. >> neighbor can contribute to depression. >> a study found that facebook negatively impacts the way feel moment to moment. and how satisfied they are with their lives. >> 1 in 10 people between the ages of 16 and 34 have not gotten jobs as a result of something they posted on social network. >> updating your status on any social networking site before you go out for the night or on vacation is as good as leaving a key behind for the burglars. >> it's really not private when you're on facebook. you're posting it for everyone. >> social media may be destroying your life.

>> jimmy: thank you, mark zuckerberg. if only he had been a stoner, we would all be fine. a lot of people have been posting how cold it is. yet another winter storm is dumping snow on two dozen states in northeast and midwest right now. the storms were supposed to end last friday, but they were so popular, they decided to extend their run. the storms expected to drop six inches of snow on parts of illinois, ohio, kansas, missouri, indiana, colorado, new york, massachusetts, vermont and maine. northeastern pennsylvania and southern new hampshire are expected to get more than a foot of snow. i have to say which is very disrespectful to black history month. it really is. the weather channel started naming every storm a couple of years ago. but they -- it seems like they're the only ones who use these names. they anymored this one winter storm nika. but nobody is calling it that, right? i think they would have better luck if they named the storms after celebrities. i'm officially renaming it

winter storm reiaven simone. did you have to dig your car out this morning? oh, that's so raven. it was no picnic here in l.a. either. it got down to 62 degrees here. i had to wear a pashmina over my tank top just to stay warm. i wouldn't mind being stuck in a house for a week or so. the only time the road shuts down is when bruce jenner's face falls off. our local channel 5 news sent a reporter down to huntington beach to cover rain. and they ran into a guy named jim who was pretty excited about the whole thing. >> joining us live right now is jim who is from the area. what did you think of the rain? >> i thought it was great. gosh, i wish we could just continue it. >> you're nice and bundled up

for your bike ride. >> oh, yeah. it's still a little chilly. >> okay, now -- see now. now this is a clip that appeared at our rehearsal. the reason i showed this is because i wanted to point something out. someone had to spot that. the reason you just saw that is because we have a team of people here at the show we call tv watchers. four sickly young men who sit in a room all day, scouring tv looking for clips. and come out here, tom. this is tom rapetto. tom is the guy responsible for finding that clip. you were watching, you were looking at the weather and watching crotches of people on tv? >> sure. i'm watching television. and if a penis shows up, i'll find it. >> jimmy: i see.

d did you go to college? >> yes, i did. i went to notre dame. 2k3w09 a two bachelor's degrees then a masters degree from usc. >> jimmy: tuition well spent. now get back to your office and find me more boners. >> will do, thanks. >> jimmy: don't even bother college kids. the one oand only dr. oz is wit us tonight. i lost weight after dr. oz gave me a little lecture. he lectured you, too, guillermo but you did not listen. he's wearing three pairs of spa spanx. now you know what it feels like to be swallowed by a snake.

our second guest tonight is the co-star of the movie captain phillips. oscar nomine barkhad abdi is here. his name looks like one of those word scrambles they put up before the movie trailer starts at the theatre. whose name is this? oh, that is his name. but barkhad has a fascinating story. when he was 7, he fled and escaped with his family. somehow they made it to minneapolis where he was driving a limo where he was discovered at a casting call and now he's an oscar nominee. i always say if you want to be a movie star, you start in somalia, work your way up to limo driver and you'll hit it big right out of the gate. here's a fun story. an artist with a weird sense of humor pulled a little prank at a park in vancouver. even though he did this as a joke, they deseeded to go with it. >> an artist who put up a

they stopped short of officially changing the name. the public outcry and petition forced them to reconsider. >> i think we live in a relatively stressful world these days. i think dude chilling brings a smile to people's faces. >> jimmy: you know what, i think you're right. it really does. it brought one to mine. by the way, between dude chilling park and mayor ford, i might have to move to canada. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, are you crack user, too? speaking of rob ford, here's a great picture. i got this the other day. somehow i don't know, i forgot to mention it, but this is toronto mayor rob ford even the chief budget officer there during a break at city hall. it almost looks like he's tickling. he said he wasn't. he said they were just fooling around. but i don't know. all i know is one it's one of the most adorable things i've

ever seen. he's easily the cutest mayor ever. i don't know if he's patting him down for twink kies or what's going on there. according to a new report released by rueters, kids allowances are going up. last year, the percentage of parents who give their kids $10 a week or less fell. while the percentage of people who give their kids $11 or $30 a week went way up. and those giving $40 to $51 a week quadrupled. that's a lot of money. parents have to be competitive now adays. if they're not, the kids could leave and find more lucrative family opportunities. it's called free agency. i think i only got allowance once because cleto lived across street and he used to get one. i got it for, like, stlee weeks and then my mother just stopped. if you give them money, do they

spend it, do they put nit a piggy bank? or do they invest it? >> kids with money need adult financial advisers. at kidelity, we think outside the juice box. we help you plan ahead for middle school. plan for that minecraft village and save up for the optimus figure with sordid judgment. kidelity. save up your lunch money before he gets it. >> jimmy: the bully business is booming right now. this is cute. the job family from salem, oregon, they're expecting a second child. but instead of having the doctor tell them the gender of the baby, the plan was they would take this envelope to a store that sells baby clothes, give it to the clerk who would then wrap either a boy's outfid or a girl's outfit in a box then they would go home and open it.

then at some point they realized the plan was ridiculous. in the parking lot, they decided to open the envelope there and here's how that went. >> all right, we're about to find out the sex of the baby. >> yeah. >> and this piece of paper. >> are you ready? >> yeah. >> okay, hold my hand. >> oh, my god! >> what is it? >> it's a boy. >> and a girl? >> it's a boy. >> and a girl? >> oh, no. >> i want a sister! >> you got a brother. no! ? >> i maybe she shouldn't be allowed to hold the baby for a few months. i love that clip. anyway, we tracked the family down and i'm going to speak with them when we come back from the break. plus dr. oz, from "captain phillips" barkhad abdi.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. perhaps you've noticed my stylish new gloves. the reason i whe'm wearing thes i asked the children of north america to help me with a project. kids go crazy for these looms, these rubber band looms. i thought it would be fun to ask kids to make me a piece of loom jewelry, send them to me to be woven into a suit. a suit of a loom, if you will, that i will wear on the show. i can't believe how many we' gotten.

we've gotten hundreds. we have one poor guy, his whole office is filled with rubber bands. nick spent two full days making these gloves. thank you, nick. these are great. and 9-year-old lily from frisco, texas, made me this tie, which is pretty great, too. i got 26 pieces of loom jewelry from simone in valley stream, new york. 29 from a kid named out of bounds ree in colorado springs. and jack in twin likes, wisconsin, sent me 57 pieces of loom jewelry. i hope they don't think i'm paying them for this. if you would like to be part of the world's first ever loom suit, make something and send it to me jimmy kimmel live. >> jimmy: if your school has

been closed due to the storm, you have no excuse for not making me at least one loom bracelet. parker and rochelle jobe took a video of them finding out the sex of their baby. and almost everyone was excited about the news. >> who is it? >> it's a boy. >> and a girl? >> it's a boy. >> and a girl. >> oh, god. >> i want a sister. >> you got a brother. ahhhhh! >> jimmy: all right, now hear to chat with us from their home in salem, the job family. hi, guys. well, thank you. walk me through this. what was the plan here? >> the plan was just like you said, take it to the store, have

the store clerk put a boy outfit or a girl outfit into this box. we couldn't wait for the anticipation. >> you're funny, dad. >> jimmy: whose idea was it to do this? >> i couldn't find owait to fin i wanted to go shopping. it was fun to do a little shopping after we found out. >> jimmy: cambria, how old are you? >> 3 on my birthday i'm going to turn 4. >> jimmy: okay, you're only holding up two fingers. and why do you want a sister so much? >> because i want to play with a sister. >> jimmy: and why don't you want a brother? >> because i want a sister. >> jimmy: well, now, will you still be nice to your brother when your brother comes?

>> yes. >> jimmy: you will, okay. what's wrong with boys. you know, your dad is a boy. did you know that? >> yes. >> jimmy: are boys disgusting? no. but girls are more fun? yeah. have you thought of maybe you can give the baby a girl's name? would that make you feel better? >> yes. >> jimmy: it would? yeah. what would you name your brother if you had the chance. >> i don't know. >> we're in talks of names. we have nothing official yet. >> jimmy: will cambria get a vote in the name situation? >> i don't know about that one. we'll see. >> probably not. >> jimmy: cambria, did you know you were named after a font?

>> i don't think she knew that. >> jimmy: she doesn't know that? a good name for the kid would be times new roman. cambria, i hear you like ice cream. would you rather have all the ice cream in the world or a sister? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: right. well, you have plenty of time to think. well, congratulations, guys. i would recommend you do not show that video to your son until she's in his teens. maybe get some sugar in that kid, will you? well, thank you very much, the job family, everyone. send me a loom! make me a loom, cambria. tonight on the show from "captain phillips" academy award nominee barkhad abdi is here. we'll be right back with dr. oz.

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"captain phillips." barkhad abdi is here. he said "i'm the captain now." and he's right, he is. and the lone bellow from the sony stage. tomorrow night, america's pal john krasinski will be here. esurance is going to give someone a million and a half dollars. we're going to knock on someone's door and hand it to them live on the show. what happens if they die from that? can i be sued? our first guest is a successful cardiothoracic surgeon, author, host and one of a very select few men to have squeezed my

you can watch him every day on tv and his new magazine "dr. oz-the good life" hits newsstands this week. please say hello to dr. mehmet oz. >> you look good. >> jimmy: i listen. you said you need to lose some weight or you're going to die. i said i would rather not die so i lost some weight. >> soon, soon. i'll start my diet soon. >> jimmy: first, i want to ask about the super bowl. you were there on sunday. was it good? was it a good experience? >> it was fabulous. >> jimmy: who were you rooting for? well, my son is a seahawks fan. the first game he ever saw was a seattle seahawks game. we were sitting with the

commissioner. we had 50 yard line tickets. >> jimmy: were there famous people around? >> a bunch of governors were around. chris christie was there. >> jimmy: he was? you've got to get a hold of him. he would be a guy -- he's a guy who needs a phone call, right? >> you know, he's lost 80 pounds. >> jimmy: no! i don't believe it. >> i swear he's lost 80 pounds. he's looking pretty good. >> jimmy: i saw him on friday night and he looked thinner, but he did not look like he's lost 80 pounds. you think he has? >> his wife, told me he lost 79 pounds. >> jimmy: but i think people probably lie to you about stuff all the time. i bet people are afraid to eat nachos in front of you. >> never. never happens. i was at a luncheon and no one will eat dessert. >> jimmy: you're like the opposite of fun. you show up -- >> i'm the walking buzz kill. >> jimmy: really. because yeah, because we hear all this stuff about the super foods and all this. and then we don't want to be

caught eating the things that we really eat. >> it's out of love that i chastise people. >> jimmy: this is kind of a crazy people. over the last several months, you for some reason have -- well, have a listen here. november, you pulled a woman out of a car just before the car fell into a ravine. >> yes. >> jimmy: how did that happen? >> i was driving down to see my mother-in-law, and this woman was in a head-on collision. spun around. i was right behind her. i saw her air bag deploy. i ran over. she was loopy. and interesting thing was when i got to her and i opened the door. i said you've got to get out of the car. she said it's dr. oz! i said ma'am, it's no time to talk about that. she thought she was unconscious. she thought she was gone. >> jimmy: it's like lois lane with superman. in august, a woman was hit by a cab in new york. you gave her medical attention. >> shawn green, yeah, wonderful woman. >> jimmy: the day before that, a guy collapsed in front of you at

a 5k in utah. >> i was running a 5k and as a joke i put a cape on me. i 5k and there are cameras filming the end of the race and i'm proud i'm alive. this guy smacks me in the back. i wonder what was going on. he collapsed. he's from ohio. he was frothing from his mouth. he was in pulmonary edema. i realized he's going down. and he wept down. i didn't have to do mouth to mouth. >> jimmy: you're either a hero or very bad luck. >> i have a police scanner that i just keep track of what's going on. >> jimmy: i think once somebody had a flat tire and i helped push the car over to the side. but these situations you wind up in are unbelievable. now you asked me, and you asked guillermo to write down everything we ate. >> i did. >> jimmy: do you want to hear the list now? >> well, i actually would show you why i want to know the list. it's part of a broader medical

examination that i wanted both from you and guillermo. i'm proud you lost the weight. i'm disappointed in guillermo. >> jimmy: we all are. i'm paying him a little something extra today. >> jimmy: nurse guillermo, come on in here. >> jimmy: so this chart that he has. >> please have a seat. this is what we have in our office. this is called a bristol stool scale. where's the clay? >> it's here. >> come on. what kind of nurse are you? i want you to make with this clay that you go to the bathroom in. >> jimmy: i'm going to need more clay first of all.

be honest here. this is how the scale works. this is the gold standard. it hits the water, like a diver. >> this is where most of america lives here, little pellets. >> jimmy: mine looks a little like a moose. i guess i would go with number two. literally number two. yeah. is that a good one? why are you putting my face there? guillermo make a shape, make a decision. >> number three. >> jimmy: so the next thing we have to do is figure out why it looks like that. so this goes back to the food diary. give me the list of what you've been eating. >> jimmy: should i start on saturday or do you want to hear sunday? >> focus on sunday. >> jimmy: okay, sunday. i had no breakfast. i ate six pit that chips and hum

mus dip. 16 tortillas and guacamole. pork with the crispy skin on. six chicken wings, two meatballs on a hoagie road. 24 almonds, two chocolate chip cookies, a slice of banana cream pie, a football shaped cookie with icing on it. various cakes and desserts. now, let me tell you what i ate on monday. one tangerine and two pickles. >> that's it? you must be pregnant. >> jimmy: that's all i ate. >> how about you, guillermo. >> jimmy: he came over my house for the super bowl. >> okay. sunday breakfast i had a breakfast burrito. all right? on sunday, i break my diet, you know? >> jimmy: he breaks his diet. >> so breakfast, breakfast

burrito with coffee and green juice. >> that's it? >> jimmy: that's n that's not truth. >> that's my breakfast. >> jimmy: dinner, spiced seafood? >> yes. >> what is that? >> you know the seafood soup? >> jimmy: like a chupino. >> monday, oatmeal for breakfast. >> i did. >> jimmy: people with oatmeal don't have this. they don't have their picture next to this shape pop over here. >> jimmy: what's the best shape. this one, right? >> no, this is diarrhea, that's bad. let me ask you this. when your poop hits the water, what sound does it make? >> jimmy: mine screams. it's a weird thing. >> how about you? >> mine has little bubbles. it hits the water, little bubbles come. i don't know why. i was going to ask you that. >> that's the spicy seafood.

>> jimmy: is it possible he's carbonated? like a soda stream. >> when you look in there, because i know we all do. you should find yourself on this list. >> jimmy: should i be photographing this stuff for you? >> that would come in handy. >> jimmy: e-mailing to you? >> just text it. save the postage. first of all, if it floats, there's fat in it. if it sinks, it's not as much fat in it. you want it to be half floating. >> jimmy: could you attach a little engine to it? >> put lights on it. >> jimmy: so what should we do? i mean, it was super bowl sunday. >> i specifically came out to visit you to audit you on your worst day. ideally you'll migrate slowly to this direction, this shape. you won't hearle screaming when the pop hit poop hits the water. if it has an odor you're eating

something you shouldn't be eating. >> jimmy: can i have that? >> this is a gift from me to you. >> jimmy: thank you. dr. oz, everybody. this is the new magazine. it's dr. oz, the good life. it is on newsstands now. watch him on television every day. and please, make sure you have a little diver. we'll be right back with barkhad abdi. >> portions of jimmy kim lel live are brought to you by sleep. ...a very extreme sweat test. i call it... whoo! ...canyon swing. ♪ new speed stick gear has drycore technology,

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>> jimmy: our next guest is a limo driver-turned-actor who has been nominated for an academy award for his very first movie role. in other words, quit the drama club kids and get into driver's ed. from "captain phillips" please welcome barkhad abdi. [ applause ] >> jimmy: very nice to see you. now, if you would make the shape of the -- oh, wait, that was the other thing. >> let's not go there. >> jimmy: you have an unbelievable story. you migrated to minneapolis, got a job as a limo driver there. you wind up going for an audition for your first movie. you are starring opposite tom hanks in this movie. and you get nominated for an academy award.

it is -- >> i know. >> are you famous in somalia now? are you aware of this? >> is the movie out there yet? >> jimmy: i don't know. yeah, on the websites i am. >> jimmy: do you have family still back there? >> yeah, i have uncles. >> jimmy: so do people say i'm the captain now to you? >> they say it a lot. >> get used to it, they're going to be saying it for the whole rest of your life. >> the funny one was the lady, the host lady on the airplane. >> jimmy: the stewardess. >> she said you are not the captain now. no, i'm not. >> jimmy: and you have to laugh or else you don't get a pillow, you know. >> no good service. >> jimmy: so you've been to these award shows and obviously nominated for an oscar.

who have you been most excited to meet as far as movie stars or famous people in general? >> honestly my favorite was matt damon. >> jimmy: matt damon? that's the best one? >> yeah. matt damon is good, you know? >> jimmy: not really. >> what? >> jimmy: overrated. he's overrated. what do you like him from? l liberachi's boyfriend? >> no, i haven't seen that one. you like him in that one? >> jimmy: i don't like him at all. it's a long story. it's my magical story. then you come to the united states, did you know how to speak english already? >> oh, no. i only know what's your name, what's your name, where are you from, how old you are. that's it. >> jimmy: i was wondering because everybody speaks at

least a little bit of english in the movie. and your character speaks english in the movie. what's the most difficult thing about trying to learn english? >> you can't talk to a girl, you know? it's a problem. >> jimmy: right, sure. i had that problem without the language barrier. >> imagine with no language. the weather in minneapolis had to be quite a change from living in somalia. >> the first it was very interesting to see the snow. >> of course, you had never seen snow before. >> but then i realized it was cold. so you got out there, cuz that a surprise? >> yeah. i didn't thought about that part. >> do you still live in minneapolis? >> yeah. >> jimmy: will you be moving out here to pursue various acting roles? >> that's plan. >> jimmy: is that going to be a strange adjustment for you, too?

>> the weather is nice here. >> jimmy: you will get no snow here. you'll come out and get a house and you'll live there? >> not exactly how it's going to be. >> jimmy: when are you going to make this decision? >> soon. >> jimmy: soon. okay. because you've got the oscars and everything. that's going to be a big deal. this must be a weird thing for your limo driver taking you to the oscars, right? >> i know. >> you probably feel pressured to give him a good tip. you should give him your oscar. >> if i get it. >> jimmy: what happened here? that's you and mike tyson. >> i know. he was at the golden globes. i saw him and i wanted to take a picture with him. and then i seen paul and i told him, that's tyson. and he said let's go. >> jimmy: did he know who you

were? >> he recognized me. he said you the pirate. >> he says that to everyone, in fairness. >> jimmy: wow. so this is a big night you've got coming up here. in fact, barkhad will be on the oscars live. it's right across the street here. >> is it? i only watch it on tv. >> jimmy: you're going to be watching it live this time around. barkhad abdi, everyone. congratulations. music is called "captain phillips." right back with music from lone bellow.

>> jimmy: i'd like to thank dr oz, barkhad abdi, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first this is their self-titled album-

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