>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- ethan hawke and julie delpy. from "robocop" joel kinnaman. and music from eric church with cleto and the cletones. and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for being with us tonight.

[ cheers and applause ] i tell you, i'm glad you were able to tear yourselves away from the winter olympics. the sporting event that answers the question, how many different ways can white people injury themselves on ice? [ laughter ] they seem to be having a lot of problems in sochi, especially when it comes to the accommodations. the water in some of the hotels is said to be undrinkable. they're stacking three athletes to a room. this is the hallway of one of the places reporters are staying at for real. it's like a -- it's like a macy's exploded. [ laughter ] instead of toilets, this bathroom -- this is a bathroom from one of the hotels. they put rolling cabinets in there in case you want to file paperwork while you're brushing your teeth. [ laughter ] this is a bathroom for those who enjoy an audience, i guess. this elevator has two up buttons. [ laughter ] if you want to go down, you have to stand on your head. this is a shower with an electrical panel in it.

[ laughter ] in case your hair dryer doesn't have enough voltage to kill you on its own. and this one i think is my favorite. this is a toilet on which the seat and lid have been installed upside down. how this happens i have no -- i don't know. maybe someone who'd never seen a toilet before screwed it in. and on top of all that there's a pillow shortage. they don't have enough pillows for the beds. how do you not foresee a demand for pillows? [ laughter ] we have the mattresses, we got sheets, what are we missing? although in their defense it is russia. when you sleep wherever you happen to pass out, pillows aren't so important. [ laughter ] but a british bobsledder was leaving her hotel on saturday. the elevator door opened. there was no elevator. it was just an empty shaft all the way down. maybe that's where all the pillows are, at the bottom of the shaft, in case somebody falls. american bobsledder johnny quinn found himself with the opposite dilemma. 4iz elevator showed up. he got stuck in it.

he's trying to pry it open there. and russia, by the way, that's the closest you get to having a private room, is being trapped. [ laughter ] this poor guy, on saturday he got trapped in his hotel bathroom, and because there was no phone in it he couldn't call anyone for help. so he had to improvise by smashing his way through the bathroom door. that's called a russian re340mo if case you're wondering. [ laughter ] if i was strong enough, i'd do that every time i left a room. [ laughter ] and of course this all makes sense because what most americans don't realize is sochi is actually the russian word for "sucks." [ laughter ] when people first found the area they showed up and they said "this place sochi." [ laughter ] and that's how the city got its name. this is interesting. not only aren't they apologizing for how things are going in sochi they're actually kind of bragging about it. >> sochi olympics. most exciting ever. because not finished. wild dogs. filthy water.

open manholes. like mad max movie. bobsled run, maybe finished, maybe not. take your chances. what are you, baby? be heterosexual man. embrace destiny. perhaps die. glory. sochi. everything fine. not to be worried. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everything fine. the other big problem at these olympics involves yogurt. a shipment containing 5,000 containers of greek yogurt was supposed to be delivered to the u.s. olympic team, but the russian government blocked it because they said they didn't fill out the required paperwork. so no yogurt. once again, russian government doing everything they can to repress live and active cultures. [ laughter ] it's a yogurt joke, everybody. [ applause ] you get that, guillermo? >> yeah. crazy. >> jimmy: i don't believe that for a second. so now the obama administration

is intervening to try to get the yogurt shipped to sochi, but until a deal is reached the yogurt is sitting in cold storage near newark airport in new jersey. so the u.s. olympic team's loss is governor christie's gain, i guess. [ laughter ] at what point do we send in john stamos to end this madness? [ laughter ] one of the emerging stars in the olympics this year is american snowboarder sage kotsenburg. he won the first gold medal of the games for slopestyle snowboarding. he's also the favorite to win gangnam style snowboarding next week, i think. anyway, he's a 20-year-old snowboarder from utah. he talks like a 20-year-old snowboarder from utah, which was a problem for the russian translators. most americans have trouble translating snowboarder slang. the russians don't know what to make of it. they hear a word like "sick," they assume he needs medical attention. but sick means good, you know. it's sick. so the translators did the best they could. it wasn't great. in fact, after they translated the press conference from english to russian, we

translated the russian translation back to english. and here's what we're pretty sure they said. >> honestly, it feels like a dream right now. >> [ speaking russian ]. >> jimmy: he's right. america is a type of nut cluster. back here in the dplufter some big football news. a highly touted defensive lineman from the university of month more, a kid named michael sam-s expected to be drafted by an nfl team in may, came out of the closet. he told espn he's gay. my wife actually got a cnn breaking news alert on her -- sent to her phone about this. which seemed -- breaking news. some guy you never heard of is gay. [ laughter ] he will be the first openly gay player to enter the nfl draft. most experts believe that this revelation is going to drop sam from the third round of the draft to the fifth or sixth round even though he was the s.e.c. defensive player of the year because a lot of players

say they don't want to play with a gay teammate. which makes sense. because as you know, if you're tackled by a gay person there's a chance you yourself will become gay. [ laughter ] it's like getting bitten by a werewolf or something. here's the thing. football is a sport in which men in very tight pants run around piling on top of each other. i think football players should have to come out as straight. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but best wishes to michael sam on this. michael's either gay and courageous or not gay and hilarious. either one. we had a new episode of "the bachelor" tonight here on abc. juan pablo took his remaining eight admirers to new zealand to get drunk and embarrass themselves. they should call "the bachelor" what it really is, "chardonnay harem." juan pablomented cassandra and kat tonight. i'm sorry, guillermo, i know you were really pulling for cassandra but she's gone. for the past few years we've had

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. eric church and joel kinnaman are here with us. as are the stars of "before midnight," ethan hawke and julie delpy. they're backstage right now wrapping up a three-hour discussion about their relationship. [ laughter ] some good news involving toronto mayor rob ford today. the mayor and his brother doug used to have a radio show called "ford nation," which turned into a tv show called "ford nation" which was canceled after one episode because -- for what reason i'm not exactly sure. but now they're doing the show themselves on youtube. the first episode was posted today. on it mayor ford insisted he does not have a substance abuse problem. but after watching it i'm not sure how convinced i am. >> well, let me address this. and i know this has been a huge controversy. a, i do not have a substance abuse problem. >> for real? >> did i experiment with drugs? yes, i have. >> for real, you smoke? >> i'm not a drug addict.

i don't use drugs. have i in the past? yes. >> i think this [ bleep ] just had a big mac attack. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'd have to agree. snoop dogg and boss hog. i would like to see them co-host a morning show together like kathie lee and hoda. [ laughter ] by the way, our production company just announced they optioned the movie rights to rob ford's life story. for real. matthew mcconaughey is already starting to gain 600 pounds. [ laughter ] this is wonderful. samuel l. jackson made an appearance on our local ktla news this morning to talk about his role in the new "robocop" movie. entertainment reporter sam rubin made a little mistake during that interview. and unfortunately, for mr. rubin, sam jackson is not the type of person who lets things go. >> i tell you what. working for marvel. the super bowl commercial. did you get a lot of reaction to that super bowl commercial? >> what super bowl commercial? >> oh. you know what? i've been -- my mistake.

>> you're as crazy as the people on twitter. i'm not laurence fishburne. >> that's my fault. i know that. my mistake. >> we don't all look alike. we're all black entertainers but we don't look alike. >> i am guilty. >> he thought you were bob dylan. >> right. >> you're the entertainment reporter? >> i know. >> you're the entertainment reporter for this station? and you don't know the difference between me and laurence fishburne? >> my mistake. i apologize. really, my big mistake. let's talk about -- >> that must be a very short line for your job. >> i'll say. it probably would not be hard to get another person to sit right here. let's talk about "robocop." >> oh, hell, no. really? [ applause ] >> jimmy: he struck down upon sam rubin with great vengeance and furious anger. so happy black history month, everybody. [ laughter ] the star of the movie "robocop,"

the actual robocop himself. did you see the original "robocop," guillermo? >> no. >> jimmy: you didn't? you never saw "robocop"? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, it's really good. >> oh, i've got to see it. [ laughter ] i have to see it. >> jimmy: well no, just go see this one now because there's a new one now. >> okay. i'll go see it. >> jimmy: all right. anyway, joel kinnaman is his name. he's here tonight. "robocop" comes out on wednesday. i've not had a chance to see the new version yet but i hear it's really good. they did things a little bit differently this time around, which devoted fans of the original might take issue with. but i happen to think based on this, i think they hit it out of the park. >> a hero built for one purpose. to control a city's most dangerous man. >> yes, i have smoked crack cocaine. >> get ready. for the ultimate crack down. >> you're coming with me. >> robofordocop. >> [ bleep ].

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. from the new movie "robocop," which opens wednesday, the robocop himself, joel kinnaman himself is here tonight. and then his album is called "the outsiders." it comes out tomorrow. eric church from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night, this will be fun. tomorrow night from the super bowl champion seattle seahawks richard sherman. you know, he's the one who lost his mind at the end of the guam. and mvp malcolm smith will be here. as well as our friend gary oldman. and we'll have music from crosses. and later this week -- kevin hart, nathan fillion, abbie cornish, alex pettyfer, and music from sage the gemini and naughty boy featuring sam smith. [ laughter ] oh. and if you're here -- if you

have tickets for the weezer cruise, the -- [ cheers and applause ] that begins loading in the back. all the way from england to go on a weezer cruise in florida. [ laughter ] and i didn't believe it was real, but i looked it up online, and sure enough, it is. [ laughter ] five days with weezer. four weezer concerts. that's a lot of weezer. yeah. [ laughter ] our first guests tonight met 20 years ago at an audition for a movie called "before sunrise." nine years later they re-teamed to make the follow-up "before sunset." and last year they reteamed to make "before midnight" which earned them an oscar nomination. "before midnight" is out on dvd and blu-ray. please say hello to ethan hawke and julie delpy. [ cheers and applause ]

how are you? thank you for coming. i know you guys were at the oscar luncheon. >> nominee luncheon. it's very important. >> jimmy: what goes on at that thing, by the way? >> craziness. madcap wild -- >> jimmy: you get pretty wild? >> yes. >> it's really insane. >> a little weird. >> keg hits. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> tell him what happened to you. >> jimmy: oh, what did happen to you? >> nothing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> no, no, no. i almost grabbed someone who from the back looked like ethan. >> she thought christian bale was me and pinched his butt. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> no, no, no. almost. >> jimmy: you can't do that to batman. he has reflexes like -- he'll just kill you like with one elbow really. so did you actually touch -- >> no. you know, i moved -- it felt like a movement like -- but it wasn't like weird or anything. >> jimmy: it wasn't weird. [ laughter ] >> very natural. she's french. they do that in france. >> i don't think he felt it. >> jimmy: oh, christian bale

feels everything. he has emotions you and i don't have. you understand. he's very aware. believe me, right now he's probably rethinking it as he lies in his bed. [ laughter ] you guys are nominated -- of course you acted in these movies, but you're nominated for best adapted screenplay. >> which is kind of funny because what exactly are we adapted from? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, what are you adapted from? >> from our other movie. everything that's a sequel -- >> everything that's a sequel becomes adapted. >> so we're adapted from ourselves. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> so "empire strikes back" would be -- >> adapted screenplay. >> because it's adapted from "star wars" kind of. >> jimmy: that's very strange. >> we often get compared to "star wars." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is similar in a lot of ways. >> in a lot of ways. a lot of ways. >> jimmy: the "star wars" franchise. so when you're writing or adapting or whatever the hell you did, when you're doing this, do you -- because the movies, for those who haven't seen it, the people -- it's got a small following but a very, very

hardcore following. >> we like to brag that we're the lowest-grossing film trilogy in film history. [ laughter ] >> it turned out to be not completely true. but yeah. >> jimmy: that is not true. what is the lowest grossing? >> some weird sci-fi, you know -- >> jimmy: i see. >> -- porn thing. >> jimmy: but it's not like you spent a billion dollars and no one's come to see it. there are movies that are essentially conversations between the two of you, most of the film. so when you're writing these things with your director, richard linklater, do you sit down and write it? or is it -- is somebody sitting and listening to you talk? how does it work? >> we sit there the three of us with computers in a room and it takes a couple months. and we sit there -- it's some of the most fun and hardest work i've ever done in my life. we visit these characters every nine years. and we've had -- >> how to make -- i mean, how to make those characters and watching the film fun even though it's two people, you know, talking. but it's actually fun to watch. >> it's hard to make a movie with absolutely no drama. >> no plot. no drama. >> jimmy: and when you're

writing, there are three of you. who -- how do you settle disputes? if you don't agree on something like that. i mean, is there -- >> our rule, if anybody doesn't like it it's out. every idea has to be good enough to pass through all three of us. otherwise, we've just got to come up with something better. >> we've never had an argument writing these films. it's surprising because -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's funny because you have arguments in the film and yet you've not had an argument while writing the argument that you would then go on to have. >> yeah, yeah. we wrote a great argument, a 30-minute argument, which is a lot of fun -- >> "before midnight" finishes with a big -- >> a big argument that we enjoyed writing a lot. it's like all the fantasy, all the stuff i always dreamt to be able to say to somebody, it's like finally. >> she said it to me. >> jimmy: yeah, great. so 20 years ago when you guys started doing this series of films, and i would imagine there will be more of them. i mean, it wouldn't make sense if there weren't. >> it wouldn't? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you just can't imagine a world without us?

i find that so flattering. >> without us talking for two hours? >> jimmy: people love them and it seems like you love macing them. so why wouldn't you? anyway. >> we do love making them. but it's -- yeah, but maybe a trilogy is better than a quadro -- >> have you ever heard of a quadrology? >> jimmy: yeah. well, but you have to go to six if you -- you can't stop at four. >> well, you're back on to "star wars." >> jimmy: but it would be great -- >> you want six of these? >> jimmy: like eventually you guys are like very old. i mean, i think that would be -- >> yeah, i think we could be in a nursing home helping each other, pushing each other. >> jimmy: hooking each other up to ivs. >> sounds hysterical. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so when you started and you met at the audition, did you -- >> fall in love. no. >> jimmy: did you? >> no, no. we really -- i mean, we had an audition with like -- >> tell the truth. you were just going to -- >> i was completely like amazed by how amazing ethan was.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: were you really? >> keep going. >> jimmy: were you taken with ethan? >> nor, actually, it just -- i have nothing to say about that audition. >> jimmy: is he making this up? or were you taken with him? were you -- >> she'd never really met an actor with my power. [ laughter ] >> yeah. and i was like -- i couldn't speak. i was like speechless. i was like oh, my god. >> jimmy: well, that's no good for an audition, is it? >> mon dieu. >> jimmy: what language is that? >> french. >> jimmy: okay. guillermo speaks french. i don't understand any french. by the way, do you live here in the united states now? >> i do. i do live here. for 20 years. >> jimmy: do you like it here or like people in paris i've found despise everything that we represent. true? >> where did you -- really? >> jimmy: from the people in paris. [ laughter ] yeah. as i was walking around. >> that's an extremely polite way of saying that's absolutely true. >> excuse me? no, no.

the french love americans. >> they love you. >> jimmy: maybe it's just me they don't like. it's a possibility. well, we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll see a clip from the film. from those who don't understand it, they're great movies. and the movie again is on dvd and blu-ray. it's called "before midnight." ethan hawke and julie delpy are here. we'll be right back. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible. seriously. at's a lot of . that's insane. and it's 15 bucks a month for the family. seriously? that's a lot of gold rope. seriously, that's a signature look. you don't have a signature look, honey. ♪ that's a signature look. [ male announcer ] only at&t brings you beats music. unlimited downloads for up to 5 accounts and 10 devices all for $14.99 a month. ♪ [ man ] i was asked to put new speed stick gear to the test...

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we rehearse so meticulously. that's apparently as a billy goat in a pepper patch is what elvis used to say to come on to girls. and i just can't imagine that working. but i guess if you're elvis it works. >> jimmy: i think you have to be elvis for it to work. i've never heard that one. you guys -- last time you were here, ethan, i think your mom had just married a guy she reconnected with on facebook after -- was it like 40 years or something like that? >> yeah. more than 40 years. yeah. >> jimmy: is that going well? >> unfortunately -- yes, it's going well. it would be so tragic -- oh, actually, they broke up last week. >> jimmy: but she's on tinder now, and things are really going to work out. [ laughter ] do your parents know each other? >> our parents? i know your parents and you know mine. but i don't think our parents know each other. >> they've never met, no. >> jimmy: your parents were actors. >> yes. >> jimmy: correct? >> yes. >> jimmy: is that good when your parents are actors and you want

to do that yourself? >> oh, i thought in general. >> jimmy: in general. >> yeah. it was okay. but they were theater -- >> they were great. >> yeah. my mom passed away but my dad is great. in his own way. a little scary but -- >> jimmy: why is he scary? >> his personality is very -- he's crazy. >> he's king kong. a french king kong. >> jimmy: he's hairy and he climbs buildings? [ laughter ] >> yeah. he's as scary as king kong. no, no, no, no. he's a lot of fun. but yeah, it was interesting. >> jimmy: it sounds like he's maybe more fun than you're letting on. why do you say he's like king kong? >> he's not controllable. he's not a controllable -- like you can't control him. >> if he were on the show, he would be climbing over everybody. >> climbing over people. he'd be like, you know, doing crazy things. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. you should have him on. >> jimmy: have you ever worked with him before? >> i worked with my dad. i did -- yeah. i directed him in two films i directed.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come music from eric church. most of the time when an actor's performance is described as robotic it is a bad thing. but not for our next guest. he is the star of a brand new version of "robocop." it opens in theaters wednesday. please welcome joel kinnaman. [ cheers and applause ] well, it's good to see you. you're -- for those who don't know you're from sweden. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: the country. >> yes, the country. >> jimmy: oh. who are you rooting for in the olympics now that you're a resident of these united states? >> it's a hard one because you know, my dad's american. so you know, in the hockey it's going to be difficult. i'm going to have to go with the swedes. but otherwise, i see it as, you know, i've got more options. >> jimmy: okay.

all right. i guess you've got double the options everyone else. you probably were too young to have seen the original "robocop" when it came out, right? >> no. i mean, i was too young to go. i had this weird like -- it might be a made-up memory because i have a very strong memory that i went to the theaters with my dad and saw it. >> jimmy: at what age? >> well, it would be like 8. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: but wasn't that rated r, that movie? >> it was. in sweden you have to be 15. >> jimmy: would it be typical of your father to take you to a rated r movie? >> i mean, it could have been. but he completely denies it. >> jimmy: he does? >> he says no, that never happened. i don't know if that was him being afraid of my mom. >> jimmy: oh, because your mother -- >> that would be a bad thing. >> jimmy: she doesn't go for that sort of thing? >> yeah. no, no. especially because, you know, i got stuck in this like robo

walk. my mom's a therapist. and i think she was afraid that i was having a minor psychosis because i was like in this robo walk that just was continuing. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: after you saw the movie you were robo walking? >> because i saw it like several times. and i remember -- that might have been like the first time that i saw it but i had a friend that had it on vhs and we'd watch it over and over. so she wanted me to go see one of her colleagues. she's a therapist. >> jimmy: and did you explain to the doctor that no, no, no, it's just i've been watching "robocop" over and over again? >> well, the threat of having to go to therapy as a kid just look -- >> jimmy: so you are more prepared for this role than anyone has ever been for any role. >> i was locked in. i was locked in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've been in a lot of movies in sweden. and a few -- how many english-language movies have you shot now? >> i don't know. maybe six. >> jimmy: so not a ton. but you've already worked with a lot of -- you worked with denzel washington. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: gary oldman. >> gary oldman. and liam neeson. and nick nolte -- >> jimmy: liam neeson and -- what movie did you do? >> we did a film called "run all night." it was incredible. >> jimmy: those are real men, those two guys. >> they're real men. i got -- we had this one moment when we were sitting -- we were sitting, you know, between takes and we were all sitting down talking. and it turned out that we had -- all three of us worked at a beer factory at some point of our life. and i just thought that that was just such a -- i was like i'm sitting here with these men and we all worked in beer factories. and nick nolte, he was like, "you got to drink the beer, right? for free. i mean, that was the greatest thing about working at this -- you got to drink beer." i was like no, no, they did not let me drink beer at work. >> jimmy: oh, they didn't? >> that was not part of the deal. >> jimmy: that's what happened to nick. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it might have been. >> jimmy: drinking beer at work. [ applause ] what beer factory did you work

at? >> i was working at this beer factory called the ringnuss in norway, in oslo. and i had this incredibly important job. i -- when the conveyor belt took the empty beer cans from one point to another, it turned. and in that curve i was stationed. and every now and then, like every maybe one or two minutes one of these beer cans would fall over, and then i would be there like a cobra and just lift it up. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. >> that's what i did. that's what i did. and the thing is this was excruciatingly boring. because it was like ten-hour shifts and i worked there for like almost five months. so i started tampering a little bit. because i'd walk around -- because i could see if a beer can would fall over, and i'd just run over and fix it. i started tampering a little bit. this tl was like this infuse of air that put the beer cans

against one side. so i'd like increase and decrease that. and then there was also this little plastic thing that, you know, sometimes the beer cans would bounce. so this plastic thing would take them. so i'd adjust the height of that. and sometimes it just like -- everything went to hell and all the beer cans fell over. but then i actually -- i got it right. and the beer cans in my curve would no longer fall over. so i got a book, you know, and i was just sitting there reading a book. and it was just a good -- it was a good time. [ applause ] and then the guy that came after me and i found out later he had worked at this position for 26 years, he was looking more and more -- yeah. he was looking more and more distraught. he was like, the beer cans aren't falling over? and i was like, yeah. i noticed. i got this. and he was like yes, i don't understand, i haven't taken up a

beer can in several days. i was like, yeah, you know, i took care of things. and then the manager started walking around. and he was like, it doesn't seem like many beer cans are falling in this place anymore. and then i started understanding the guy's fear. i was like, i think i just, you know, lost my job. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i just twisted everything back. and like somehow they started falling over again. so now everything was good. >> jimmy: well, i have to say, i know you're swedish, but that's one of the most american things i've ever heard. [ applause ] and robotic as well in a way. >> very robotic, yeah. >> jimmy: well, good luck with the movie. you know, that's a great movie. i mean, it must be very exciting for you to be a part of it, to be robocop himself. you'll be that forever. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah. when you have kids and you'll have the little action figures, it will be the most awesome thing you could ever imagine. >> no, it's fantastic. it was such a great experience. >> jimmy: joel kinnaman,

everybody. "robocop" opens in theaters on wednesday. we'll be right back with eric church. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank ethan hawke, julie delpy, joel kinnaman, and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, with the title track from this album, "the outsiders," eric church! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ they're the in-crowd -- we're the other ones it's a different kind of cloth that we're cut from we let our colors show where the numbers ain't we're the paint where there ain't supposed to be paint ♪ ♪ that's who we are that's how we roll the outsiders

the outsiders ♪ ♪ our women get hot and our leather gets stained when we saddle up and ride 'em in the pouring rain we're the junkyard dogs -- we're the alley cats keep the wind at our fronts and the hell at our backs ♪ ♪ that's who we are we do our talkin' walk that walk wide open rockin' ♪ ♪ that's how we roll back to the wall a band of brothers together alone ♪ ♪ the outsiders rebel riders we're the ones burning rubber off our tires ♪ yeah we're the fighters the all nighters so fire 'em up and get a little higher ♪ whoa -- oh -- oh whoa -- oh -- oh -- oh whoa -- oh -- oh whoa -- oh -- oh -- oh ♪ ♪

♪ we're the bad news we're the young guns we're the ones that they told you to run from ♪ ♪ yeah the player's gonna play and haters gonna hate and regulators born to regulate when it hits the fan and it all goes down and the gloves come off you're gonna find out just ♪ that's who we are -- we do our talkin' walk that walk -- wide open rockin' that's how we roll -- back to the wall a band of brothers - together alone ♪ ♪ the outsiders -- rebel riders we're the ones burning rubber off our tires yeah we're the fighters -- the all nighters so fire 'em up and get a little higher ♪ ♪ whoa -- oh -- oh whoa -- oh -- oh -- oh whoa -- oh -- oh the outsiders

whoa -- oh -- oh -- oh ♪ ♪ whoa -- oh -- oh whoa -- oh -- oh -- oh whoa -- oh -- oh whoa -- oh -- oh -- oh ♪ ♪ you're gonna know who we are ♪ ♪ whoa -- oh -- oh whoa -- oh -- oh -- oh the outsiders ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ that's who we are [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we used to love this view ♪ sit here and drink a few ♪ main street and the high school ♪ ♪ lit up on friday night ♪ down there it's another touchdown ♪ ♪ man, this year's team is stout ♪ ♪ i could hear them going crazy ♪

♪ but up here so am i ♪ think about you sitting and saying i hate this ♪ ♪ i hate ♪ if you couldn't stand living here why did you take it, take it ♪ ♪ me back ♪ my hometown ♪ this is my hometown ♪ all the colors of my youth ♪ the red, the green, the hope, the truth ♪ ♪ beaten in black and blue ♪ ♪ because you're in every scene ♪ ♪ my friends try to shimmy up ♪ get together at the pizza hut ♪ ♪ i didn't have the the heart to tell them ♪ ♪ you see the streetlights on every sidewalk ♪ ♪ side street ♪ you see the light on everything that used to be here ♪

♪ ♪ this is my hometown ♪ yeah ♪ oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪ oh, oh, oh, yeah ♪ you can have my grandma's locket ♪ ♪ the knife out of my grandpa's pocket ♪ ♪ yeah, my state champion jacket ♪ ♪ i don't care, you can have it ♪ ♪ every made memory ♪ every picture, every broken dream ♪ ♪ yeah, everything, everything, everything ♪ ♪ give me back ♪ my hometown

♪ 'cause this is my hometown tonight on "nightline" -- murdered for loud music? >> oh, my god, somebody's shooting. >> the software developer accused of shooting a teenager because he was blasting hip-hop in a car with friends. >> what did the defendant say? >> "i hate that thug music." >> today his lawyers argued self-defense, but the prosecution says it was cold-blooded murder. this trial a flash point in america's debate over race and guns. >> i'm an openly proud gay man. >> all-american nfl prospect michael sam making history by coming out strong. why he's doing this now, and the very mixed reactions tonight from around the nfl. >> he's bin