>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- kevin hart. alex pettyfer. the sports illustrated swimsuit cover revealed. and music from sage the gemini with cleto and the cletones and now, breathe easy, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for braving temperatures that got down to the 70s to be here with us tonight. i know -- you know, i know this is going to make people mad and my friends in new york hate it. but it was sunny and 81 degrees here in l.a. it really was. and it was snowy and 35 degrees in new york. do you remember that christmas special the year without a santa claus when the snow miser and the heat miser battled for control of the town. i feel like we're the town. because of these winter storms, thousands of schools are closed. in washington, d.c., all federal offices were closed. governor christie declares a state of emergency. he usually only saves that for when he runs out of girl scout cookies. i feel like you shouldn't declare a state of emergency for snow. i mean, if you declare a state of emergency for snow, what do you declare when the aliens invade? another state of emergency? you mean, that thing you declared last week when it was

snowing? they should make different levels of declaration. maybe declare a state of unpleasantness or a state of pain in the assness. meanwhile, the weather isn't so great in l.a. i burned my hand on a seat belt buckle this morning. it was terrible. it must be weird to live in a place where people actually need to wear uggs. this is funny. someone shot this video of a guy shoveling snow in a parking lot outside of a walmart. for some reason, he's shoveling the snow into a wire bottomed shopping cart. see, he's shoveling the snow, empties it into the cart and it just goes right back on the ground. i don't know. i could watch this all day long. to me, that's far more interesting than any winter olympic sport. one good thing about the snow closing the schools is, it saves kids in elementary school from that horrible valentine's day

moment when you have to give the girl or boy you have a crush on a card and then you pray to god you get one back and then you don't get one back. or i don't know, maybe that was just me and i'm projecting. but when i was a kid, you had to give everyone in the class a valentine, even the boys. and mine had, like, spiderman. they would have the hulk saying i hope your valentine's day is a smash. and he's breaking something. and then women wonder why we aren't romantic. by the way, here's a tip for all the guys watching. unless your name is juan pablo, you will not get away with giving your girlfriend a single rose. go for the whole dozen. and i want to mention this, too. i saw this on the news this morning. some mcdonald's restaurants are hosting special valentine's day dinners. they're taking reservations and -- which is a great way to say i love you honey, but not enough to break a $10. the food is going to come from the normal mcdonald's menu.

they don't have special food, but they have waiters and table cloths. very classy. bring me a cup of your finest mcflurry, waiter. it's a great idea if you're dating a 4-year-old. but although the good thing is, if you order the happy meal, you don't have to get her a present, it's included. and then after, maybe a romp in the ball pit. who knows. if i took my wife to mcdonald's for valentine's day dinner, she would never stop kicking me in the mcnuggets. never. here's another bad idea. and i've been seeing a lot of commercials online for these vermont teddy bears. every time i watch a video there's a commercial for the vermont teddy bear. which i think is a weird gift to start with. one of the teddy bears they're really pushing is huge. it's 4 1/2 feet tall. it's like your size guillermo. it's $100 which shows a fundamental misunderstanding of women and people in general. who would want that? oh, honey, this is great.

i'm going to put this in the garage for mice to have babies in. and you can go live in there and sleep on it. i mean really, if you're going to spend $100, just buy some flowers. have you ever the ads? >> guys if you want to score big points with your valentine, give her the big hunk of love bear from the vermont teddy bear company. this guy is a 4 1/2 foot pile of snuggles your girl won't be able to resist. the big hunk of love bear is soft, cuddly and ready to make love to your girlfriend or wife. each bear is 100% anatomically exaggerated to keep her company when she dumps you for buying her a child's toy instead of nowers. the big hunk of love bear are make your woman feel love, appreciated and sexually satisfied in ways you never could. so make this valentine's day one she'll never forget. send $99 plus shipping and handling to the address on your screen. the vermont teddy bear company. our bears will [ bleep ] your

wife. [ applause ] >> jimmy: a little expensive. you know, tomorrow is valentine's day. and because we like to give gifts with ethought gift s we thought it would be night to play the skype scavenger hunt. tonight is couples night. couples who posted on the jimmy kimmel live facebook page. tonight they're going to go head to head for a valuable prize. our first pair comes from beautiful san diego, california. please welcome philip and cara. tell us a little bit about yourselves. >> what i do for a living is i'm an interior designer. and i'm also a burlesque dancer and singer. >> jimmy: oh, really? and you, philip? >> i work at a defense contractor and at a brewery. >> jimmy: i tell you something,

cara, i hope you're a good dancer because the interior decoration in your home leaves something to be desired. i'm blame philip for that. and did you get cara a valentine's day gift yet? >> yeah. me. aren't i enough? >> jimmy: yeah. what a wonderful gift. all right, you're going to be playing against a couple from omaha, nebraska. please welcome cooper and zach. wait a minute. hold on a second. i don't want to jump to any conclusi conclusions. cooper and zach, it looks like you are men. >> we are, yes. >> jimmy: tell us a little bit about yourselves, if you would. >> i work at yahoo in search advertising. i essentially make the internet better. >> jimmy: and cooper? >> i work in the stock business. brokers and that kind of stuff. >> jimmy: how does it work with two guys on valentine's day. does no one get flowers?

>> i hope not. >> jimmy: i really missed the boat on the whole gay thing, i have to say. it's time to get serious. cooper and sark, say hello to philip and cara. i would like you to bring back all the candy in your house. most candy wins. okay? come back quickly. all of you, yes. get as much candy as you can. that is quite a size difference there. the dog thinks he's part of this, too. what are you guys doing in there? are we getting something to eat? what are we going to have? oh, look at this. it's tupperware. happy halloween, cara. that's a lot of candy. are you guys trick or treating? what's going on? you guys do have something in common there. but i'm going to be forced to give this round to philip and cara.

congratulations. round two, now this is for everyone. i want each of you to bring back an item that you hate and your partner loves. you understand? something you hate but your partner loves. and then when they bring it back, you, they really are -- one has like a foot and a half on the other guy, right? it's like r2d2 and c3p0. oh, all right. what is that? >> holey shorts. >> jimmy: as in they've been blessed by jesus? >> no. >> jimmy: and what do you have there? >> a shirt that he lues but it doesn't fit anymore. >> jimmy: well, maybe all that candy isn't a great idea. all right, zach, what do you have there? >> i have a bookend.

i just hate it. it's really unattractive. i9's an elephant. it's kind of tacky. >> jimmy: you love that thing? >> i do, yes. >> jimmy: cooper, what did you bring to show us? >> my biggest pet peeve. a lot of yarn that does nothing. he does nothing with it. >> jimmy: perhaps i could suggest a compromise and maybe you can nknit a little cozy for the elephant. >> i could do it. >> jimmy: do it for god's sake. challenge number three, i would like you to bring something back your partner doesn't know you have. and don't show it to them. go get something your partner doesn't know you have. don't show it to them until you get back.

now, this is going to be extra fun. and you're going to see why it's going to be extra fun in a second here. okay, there's philip. philip, you just wait right there. oh, cara is there. what do you have to show us? >> i was saving it for tomorrow. >> jimmy: oh, a little lingerie. how nice. and zach, what do you have there? >> i have a valentine's day present that came today. >> jimmy: okay. philip, what do you have hidden behind your back? i think she said yes. oh, that's very sweet. and cooper, what do you have for

zach? oh, look at that. congratulations to all of you. tell them what they won! >> jimmy: each newly wed couple will receive a gift certificate for a portrait session where all the big hollywood stars get them -- jcpenneys. >> jimmy: congratulations. happy valentine's day, guys. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we have a world exclusive. for those of you who did not enjoy the last segment, we're going to unveil the cover of the "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. plus kevin hart, alex pettyfer and music from sage the gemini so come on back.

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>> jimmy: tonight on the show, from the film "endless love", alex pettyfer is here. we have music from sage the gemini and we'll be right back with kevin hart. >> jimmy: do you know who the first "sports illustrated" swimsuit model was? mary todd lincoln. police lincoln. twl's been a lot since 1964. first, paint now counts as a

swimsuit, which it didn't in the past. but being chosen to be on the cover is a big deal. s.i. goes to great lengths to keep it secret, and they have kept it secret until this moment. our head of security, my right hand man guillermo has been guarding the advanced copy. guarding it with what? >> guillermo: with my life, jimmy. >> jimmy: he has a briefcase cuffed to his wrist. and a decoy guillermo? is the magazine in that briefcase? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't know which one i'm talking to anymore. open it up and let's unveil this thing. this is big. we're going to unlock -- the handcuffs are already unlocked it looks like. okay, all right, all right.

what is that? >> jimmy: a remote contro-- >> guillermo: a remote control, jimmy. >> jimmy: where's the magazine? >> guillermo: let me show you. >> jimmy: wow. that's quite a cover. >> guillermo: that's not one cover model. that's three. for the first time ever, there are three models on the cover of the spor"sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. all three of them are going to be here on our show on monday. will they be wearing the swimsuits? they won't be? they should wear the swimsuits so we can re-enact the cover here. will you make sure that that happens? all right. one more thing is thursday night, it's time for our weekly

tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's this week in unnecessary censorship. >> are you looking for love this valentine's day? you might have to master [ bleep ] first. >> find out what's right for you. get a dog that fits your lifestyle and bleep your family. >> [ bleep ] every day after practice. [ bleep ] literally hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of men. you really think none of them have been go ahead i? >> it falls down through the atmosphere and stays a rain drop, that's bre[ bleep ] rain. >> the expectations are [ bleep ] huge right out of the event. >> i can spend every single one of these events [ bleep ] my mother. >> we take the big industrial cookie [ bleep ]. >> they can show their stuff and even make some money doing it. [ bleep ] for cash. >> six people are arrested in queens in a massive crackdown on

[ bleep ]. >> he says he lets me feel his [ bleep ] sprouting. >> you want to [ bleep ] me? >> [ bleep ] yes. i'll [ bleep ] you. come on. >> oh, oh. >> jimmy: from the movie "endless love" alex pettyfer is here. we'll be right back. ♪

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>> jimmy: starting tomorrow, you can see him in a new version of the movie "endless love." alex pettyfer is with us. and then, his album comes out march 25th. it's called "remember me." making his network television debut, sage the gemini from the at&t stage. [ applause ] we've got a great line up for you next week. three academy award nominees will be with us. their names are matthew mcconaughey, june squibb, and jonah hill. bill o'reilly will join us for the first time. from "duck dynasty", willie and korie robertson will be here, all three models from the cover

of the new sports illustrated will grace us with their beauty. did you like that cover? >> guillermo: that was great, jimmy. >> jimmy: what did you like best about it? >> guillermo: the view. >> jimmy: and we'll have music from phantogram, switchfoot, jetta and silversun pickups. [ applause ] our first guest tonight is a very funny comedian and actor who, and this is pretty amazing, has appeared in every movie released in the past three months. his newest, just in time for valentine's day, is called "about last night." it opens tomorrow. please say hello to kevin hart. [ applause ] good to see you. >> good to see you, jimmy. >> jimmy: spor"sports illustra, going up, it was a very big deal to me. was it a big deal to you too? >> no.

black guys, we likes jet. like the beauty of the month. that was me. page 42. that's the page. i did a lot of stuff to that page. page 42. 42. >> jimmy: you know, i have to say, i've seen you everywhere lately. movies, tv, whatever. it's very exciting. congratulations. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: you've been plodding away for many, many years. >> my first interview on a talk show was with you back when i had my tv show "the big house" which was canceled. i'm not saying that you jinxed me, but i'm saying that you were my first interview. bad memories to be honest, jimmy. i'm not saying i get mad, but i obviously associate you with that situation. >> jimmy: a lot of people do. a lot of people sync me up with failure. but look at what's happened -- i think i saw you on the in-flight

safety video on the plane. you are literally everywhere i turn. >> that's a good thing, man. i'm focused, man. >> jimmy: have you noticed a big difference in your life? or is it pretty much the same. >> no, i mean, my fan base is a lot wider now. versus, i was out the other day and this old lady in a walker. you know, she's walking and i walk by her. and she's like -- she lifted up the walker. she didn't point with her hands. she's like you funny, you finun ass. >> jimmy: do you find you have relatives asking you for money? do you have that sort of -- >> no, no, i lie to them. i lie to my family. any smart man that's made a little bit of money, you have to know how to lie to your family. my family has no idea where i live, how i live. i told them i'm in an apartment building and it's bad because the building got knocked off.

but it was just my side. i tell them taxes all the time. taxes. i wish i could. the government. the white man. that's what i say. >> jimmy: white people. how old are your kids? >> 8 and 6, man. >> jimmy: are they funny kids?' personality now. really adapting my cadences, my mannerisms. my son wants to be just like me. everything dad does, he does. the way i walk. i t i'll see him walk behind me. in the house, i don't wear a shirt. so he takes off his shirt in the house now. funny thing, though, he was cold the other day. he says dad, what do you do when you're cold? i'm like i'm not cold. and he's like yeah, i'll just wait it out. but he's very serious. my daughter -- >> jimmy: she's wearing a shirt, i hope. >> she's wearing a shirt.

she's not there yet. daddy got mad the other day. there was a telephone pole and my daughter grabbed it. she just swung around. i got mad. get off that pole! but it was a real good swing. her hair was blowing. ahh! >> what dad? i'm just having fun. >> jimmy: no good. >> the pole has diseases. don't you touch that. my daughter actually, she makes me laugh. she peed the bed the other day. >> jimmy: that's funny? >> no, no. >> jimmy: what kind of household do you live in? you peed again, yeah! sh peed. you're too old.

what do you want to do? do you want to argue about it or just roll the mattress over and move on from it. my daughter, i'm such a hypocrite. i'm telling her, you can't be doing this. i expect more from you. so i'm kind of hard on her. so two days pass and i'm checking on her. like before i go to sleep, i peek in their rooms make sure they're okay because sometimes the air is on and i don't want them to wake up sick. she's not there. i'm like where is this little girl at? i look in her bathroom. my daughter is asleep on the toilet. she's got her underwear down. a pillow on her lap and she's asleep because she didn't want to pee the bed.

let me tell you why this made me laugh. it was so genius. i thought this was the most brilliant thing ever. in all my years, i've never thought to sleep -- because in her mind, she's like once it comes out she's going to wake up and finish and go to bed. she's ahead of me. >> jimmy: sounds like it's not too late for you to adopt that fi loss if i. -- philosophy. you play in this espn basketball game every year. celebrity all-star game. >> it's a big deal to moe. >> jimmy: you were the mvp. i think we have a clip. >> bucket. yeah, yeah. bucket. yeah, yeah, what you doing? get off of me. move, move. yeah. and you were the mvp.

you were the mvp twice, right? >> i'm going for a three-peat this year. >> jimmy: tomorrow night? >> tomorrow night. if i three-peat i'm walking away from the game of basketball. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. >> i'm going to get buck naked on the court. i'm going to leave my uniform as if i walked into the house and someone took advantage of me. i'm egoing to leave all my clothes out and walk off buck naked. >> jimmy: you will get naked on the court on espn live. >> well, they'll probably tackle me before i pull the hammer out. but full nudity, man, walking off the court. that's what i'm going to do. >> jimmy: there you go, ladies. his movie is called "about last night." we'll be right back. ♪ ♪

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>> another night of sexual perversity in los angeles, baby. that's not your wife what are you supposed to be? aren't you cold? >> i'm never cold. >> there ain't no magic in that. >> see what she's talking about. >> yo!

what did you just say to them? >> nothing, i just told them that you gave me herpes. >> i don't have herpes! >> jimmy: "about last night" was a movie in the '80 ppz and the part you're playing is the part jim belushi played. i don't think of the two of you as interchangeable. >> no, no, we want small and back. wre wanted to talk that mold, you know, from the original and is the writers she did such an amazing job. we edgied it up a litted bit. it's rated r. >> jimmy: i've been wanting to watch a movie with sex, yeah.

>> the goose is loose. it's got a long neck. no, man, but it's really good. i think it's my best work to date. i feel like i'm a graun man in this movie. there emotions, passion, anger, come by. i'm literally giving it to you on all level, man. >> you've done mostly comedy. do you feel awkward? >> no, no! i was happy. yeah, i was happy about it. i practiced my moves. you know how long i practiced my sexy things to do. am i going to go with the nose touch. that was my first option. anytime you say something heart felt you touch a girl's nose. listen, baby, it ain't got to be this way. or do you go with the traditional lip drag. when girls say something that you don't want to hear.

i'm tired of -- shhh. you drag her lips. there were so many choices because i felt so sexy. >> jimmy: i didn't know about either one of those moves. i have a feeling that i would get hit. >> no, no, it's not safe. i wouldn't say do it. these are ideas. >> jimmy: it is a movie. you have to try things. you've got a new line of candy for valentine's day. little kevin harts. >> careful. those are gems. i put my sayings on them. >> jimmy: there's one. no nipple. there we go. zombies are real. >> i believe in zombies. they scare me. >> jimmy: and this is good. bust that.

flip that. >> that's drug dealer talk. bust that flip that. >> jimmy: this is for people who are having trouble writing their marriage vows. >> there you go. marriage vow kevin hart candies. >> jimmy: congratulations. the basketball game tomorrow. "about last night" opens in theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back with alex pettyfer. >> portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by sony. artists ask the impossible. engineers make the impossible possible. learn more an sony.com. your relationship. me about well, we're peanut butter and chocolate. we're perfect together. nut but & choco. don't do that. he says when something's good, why change it? exactly. exactly. what if you were to try something different? [ chocolate laughs ]

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movie "endless love." it opens tomorrow on valentine's day. please welcome alex pettyfer. whoo r -- what does a man who looks like you do on valentine's day? do you focus your sexual energies or do you spread them around? >> i'll spend it with my mom. >> jimmy: is your mom here? >> my beautiful mom. >> jimmy: look at that. your mom is here. wow. what are you and your mom going to do? >> jimmy: she wants to go see "endless love." >> jimmy: how about that. who will pay. is that why you're going with mom? >> she will. i'm broke. >> i can't believe that's your mom. i know you hear it all the time. youing loo like you could be his sister. see that? i'm going to make out with your mom.

i think i would be a good stepfather to you. >> very good looking. >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. how old are you? >> 24 in april. >> jimmy: so the original endless love, which by the way, was a huge deal when i was in junior high school. all the girls were like, you know, it was rated r so you had to figure out a way to kind of sneak in and see it. and i always liked to imagine the same thing happening now. but i don't know if the day and daj of the internet if that happens anymore. but this is a maw vie you were at all familiar with? >> i watched the movie when i found out i got the part. and i read the book. >> jimmy: there's a book? i don't even know there was a book. is brook shields in the book also? or is it? -- and do you remember -- what i really remember most of all is the lionel richie and diana ross song. is it in the movie. >> not in our movie, no.

i think we should sing it. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> i think you and i should sing it. >> jimmy: who is going to be diana ross? >> i'll be lionel richie. i have to look this up. i don't know the lyrics. i was at a fan event and someone said can you sing "endless love" for me. and i went sure. i went ♪ i never close my eyes anymore when you kiss your lips ♪ >> jimmy: oh, you do have the lyrics. i just brought it up. >> jimmy: i can't be diana ross. you be diana ross? i know the song. you guys know the song, right? here we go.

♪ ♪ my love there's only you in my life ♪ the only thing that's right ♪ >> my first love ♪ ♪ you're every breath that i take ♪ ♪ you're every step i make ♪ and i ♪ i want to share ♪ all my love with you ♪ no one else will do ♪ and your eyes >> jimmy: wow. that was -- that is our greatest show ever. hold on. let me put you back in the right

spot. what did you think of that, mom, huh? i've gone from your father-in-law to your son is in law. >> well done. >> jimmy: where do you live now? >> i live here now. >> jimmy: oh, good. you should come over to the house. i mean, do you -- so you did not live -- i'm sorry. i let that slip out. i heard you live with your brother. you live here in l.a. with your brother? >> my brother moved here just about two weeks ago. >> jimmy: is that a good thing? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you have bunk beds? or how does it work? >> no, he sleeps in the other room. >> jimmy: is he an actor also? >> no, he's a professional tennis player. >> jimmy: oh, he is? wow, that's something else. he's out on the circuit. >> he's injured at moment. >> jimmy: so he's just hanging around the house. >> pretty much. >> jimmy: do you see him play tennis? >> yeah, when i can. >> jimmy: are you a tennis player also? >> i think i am. he would say otherwise. >> jimmy: he would, yes.

are you older than he is. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you have fights? or do you get along? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't? you don't get along or you don't have fights? i'm sorry, i'm totally flustered by our moment. well, we'll regroup here. why don't we go listen to some music together. the new movie is called "endless love." it opens in theatres tomorrow. alex pettyfer, everybody. we'll be right back. with music from sage the gemini.

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comes out march 25. here with the song "gas pedal" with a little help from "i am sue" sage the gemini! >> jimmy kimmel, make some noise right now. grab the wall wiggle like you tryna make yo hella thick i wanna smash 'em all now speed up -- gas pedal ♪ ♪ gas pedal, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal speed up, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal ♪ ♪ black money let them hoes say amen i'm just tryna make it clear boy ray-bans i'm a great man -- woah say friend i play a hole every night dj amen ♪ ♪ room full of boppers -- tell them give me topper beat it beat it up -- nine-one-one hit the coppers i'm s-a-g-e who would like to know fee-fi fo-fum large meat in yo ♪ west-side baby do what you do and you got tail -- what that -- do it's - pretty [ bleep ] mob -- it's the way that i grew i be steppin' up in the club

then make 'em drop to my shoe ♪ ♪ and you mad 'cause i spoon but i don't give a -- silverware a [ bleep ] out if he actin' a poor sport you's like boy grab a girl and get a yank-in got a booty like coupes i'm tryna make-it whoa ♪ ♪ slow down grab the wall wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off hella thick i wanna smash 'em all now speed up gas pedal ♪ ♪ gas pedal, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal speed up, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal ♪ ♪ (she a trick for a dolla bill) (and her boyfriend a -- call him tyler perry) (eugh - i'm in the black bat lookin' scary) (on my way to the cake no ba-kery) ♪ ♪ (oops bakery -- never been no fake in me -) (lead her to the bathroom -- she askin' where you takin' me) (uh - tell her slow down baby) (i'm too turned up -- it's finna go down baby) ♪ ♪ (when you hit the stage the people do a one-eighty) (when i hit the stage man the club owner pay me) (uh -- you [ bleep ] so fugazy) (got a white -- with me call that hoe slim shady uh) ♪ ♪ ([ bleep ] so crazy) (got two hoes with me make my old -- hate me uh)

(all about my payment) (you say we gettin' money that's an understatement) ♪ ♪ slow down -- grab the wall wiggle like you tryna make yo fall off. hella thick i wanna smash 'em all now speed up -- gas pedal ♪ ♪ gas pedal, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal speed up, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal ♪ ♪ lil' mama got sex appeal i make her sing if she wanna get a record deal what the [ bleep ] do -- it's finna get real she got a booty so big it's like a ferris wheel ♪ lil' mama got sex appeal i make her sing if she wanna get a record deal what the -- do -- it's finna get real she got a booty so big it's like a ferris wheel ♪ ♪ slow down -- grab the wall wiggle like you tryna make yo fall off. hella thick i wanna smash 'em all

everybody in the back make some noise. now speed up -- gas pedal ♪ ♪ gas pedal, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal speed up, gas pedal gas, gas, gas pedal ♪ >> make some noise, jimmy kimmel. ♪ keep your hands up keep your hands up ♪ ♪ it's a party everybody keep your hands up ♪ ♪ keep your hands up ♪ keep your hands up ♪ in the back put your hands up like this ♪ ♪ wave your hands like this ♪ come on thank you, thank you, thank you.

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