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thank you for watching. that's very nice. i'm very pleased to have you here. we have music from sara barielles. the bright eyed and bushy taled allison brie is with us. and zach efron is here. are there snakes in here? most of the south isn't prepared for that kind of cold. the cars in the south, their tires are made of rubber. so it's a problem on the -- in alabama, more than 2,000 people abandoned vehicles along the atlanta highway. atlanta has essentially become a giant car max. so they sent the national guard in to help out. it's a big mess. but if you can get out there, you can take any car you want. it's not even considered

stealing. it's more like adoption. people are complaining about the super bowl being in new york. it turns out it's warmer there than most of the cities they usually have the super bowl. isn't that funny, guillerm o? >> guillermo: that's very funny. >> jimmy: thank you. justin bieber recently retired from music to focus on building up his criminal record. last night, justin turned himself into toronto police. he was charged with one count of assault stemming from an incident in december during which he allegedly roughed up a limo driver. last week, he was arrested in miami for drag rice raising a rented lamborghini while under the influence. results of that drug test released today. he was on both marijuana and xanax. that's an interesting combination of drugs. he's part teenager, part real housewife. but don't feel bad for justin. in fact, as he was getting charged with criminal assault last night. he released his new music video. he did. the song is called "confident." if you watch closely, you can

see why he's so confident. >> he's confident, because he has a beautiful new moustache. a young tom selleck. i'm sure the prison barber will wax that off. meanwhile, the petition having the government to deport justin bieber -- if there's 100,000 signatures, the obama administration has to respond to it. it now has 210,000 signatures. so the white house will have to respond. obama should have sasha and malia respond to this one. who says we don't care about the important stuff.

if you're going to be in on one thing, make it count. rob ford says he's a young guy, he's 129 years old. think about when you're 19. how nice. think about putting the two of them in rehab together. rob ford, justin bieber, dr. drew an a camera crew. let's make that happen. super bowl xlviii is on sunday. once again this year, president obama will grant an interview to a journalist from the network broadcasting the game. the game is on fox this year. so bill o'reilly is going to do the interview. most people want to get together with their friends, eat nachos, drink some beer and watch people fight about healthcare reform. i'm taking o'reilly with the

points. by the way, super bowl tickets are usually very hard to get, but there's quite a few seats still available. metlife stadium holds 82,000 people. there are still more than 11,000 tickets unsold. why they would have trouble selling $1500 tickets to an outdoor event being held at a blizzard you can watch on tv for free, i don't know, but they are. and i want to mention, they lowered the ticket prices to $1,500. so that's the discount price. that's nuts. you know how many times you could see bridges of madison county the musical on broadway for $1,500? like 20. is anyone else concerned the etrade baby doesn't seem to be aging? the big topic of conversation in the weeks leading up to the super bowl are commercials. i used to look forward to them, but lately i feel like the super bowl commercials have become too commercialized. this morning i went online to watch -- they have sneak previews of the super bowl commercials. they made me sit through a 30-second commercial to see it. before i was able to watch a commercial for a commercial, i

had to watch a commercial. i'm stupid. i don't know. 30 seconds of ad time cost $4 million this year. that's $133,000 a second. which is obviously a lot of money. in fact, some companies who can't afford to pay $4 million are pooling their money to team up to buy one second of commercial time each. >> chicken. smart phone. movie. car. car. car. truck. beer. more beer. >> deodorant. pizza. burger combo. i don't know what that is. car. just buy stuff. >> jimmy: see that, it's smart. i don't know if you're aware of this, the missed connections page on craigslist. that's cheap advertising, by the way. missed connections is a website where, let's say you run into someone and you meet someone, you're looking at someone for some place and for whatever information you didn't exchange contact information with them. on missed connection, you can post it and hopefully they will

be looking for you and they will see it. there are thousands of them on craigslist. this one says girl in lion king sweater eating papa johns. you sat across from me an the high top bar tables upstairs in the union. i like disney a lot and we made eye contact but neither one of us talked. i can tell we would be good friends if we would have. i was eating chic-fil-a wearing a green sweater. >> i thought we could maybe help give the missed connections page a boost. a little extra attention. here to help me with this tonight, please welcome alison brie. alison. have you been back here the whole time? >> i've just been back here this whole time. for days. >> jimmy: would you like to begin? >> i would. >> subway.

you work at the subway on 434 and tuskawill a. i called you gorgeous. i didn't stay long enough to get a reaction from you. if you respond, tell me your name and what kind of sub i ordered. >> jimmy: walmart paint lady. you were in walmart today buying eight gallons of paint. we had a good conversation but i'm kind of chicken and i didn't ask you for your number. if you see this and are interested, please hit me up. i would like to help you paint and get to know you better. >> ups guy. every time you drop off some boxes for us, when you're leaving, you say have good day. but you stare at my lips for a few seconds. if you want to do something, just do it. go ahead and grab me. if you want to kiss me, kiss me.

♪ missed connections ♪ >> lime walmart guacamole. standing in line, small talk. i've never done this with site. if you see this contact me. talking about seven layer dip with someone else. >> jimmy: talk about that seven layer dip. gardener walmart. you were freshly showered. came into walmart. you went to the pet food aisle. this happened 1/26. i know you think i was stalking you, but i was simply just shopping in the same area you were. if this is you, i would love to talk to you. ♪ missed connections

♪ >> cracker barrel. you were on crutches. camo ball hat. had chops and scrambled eggs. sat across from you and your gf and group of many around 12 today. would love to spread you on my biscuit. >> jimmy: eagle river glory hole couple. looking for the eagle river glory hole couple who used to put ads in casual encounters. lost touch a couple years back. lost your e-mail and number. hope you see this and are still around. ♪ missed connections ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome back. as i mentioned earlier, the super bowl is on sunday.

for most people it means beer and snacks. for my cousin sal it means gambling, a lot of gambling. snacks too, but mostly gambling. sal bets on the score, the coin toss. if bruno mars hat falls off during the show, his kids get to go to college. he decided to talk to experts, people who know what the future holds. you want to know who's going to win this game? here's cousin sal with psychics. >> how you doing? i have a terrible gambling problem and i need a little help predicting the winner of sunday's game. can i ask you a few questions? >> yes. but i have to look at your hands. >> all right, look at my hand.

>> both of them, please. >> both of them? >> yes. >> open up your mind. you have to choose more clearly. don't take other people's advice. >> okay. i'm not going to listen to anything that you say. you don't have to just bet on the two teams that are playing. you bet on other things. >> other teams? >> no, the coin toss. >> do you have any feeling for that? >> heads. >> based on what? >> this is my perception, i could be wrong because i'm not a baseball player. >> you can't be wrong. you are a baseball player. don't do that to yourself. >> how long will that opera singer's rendition of the national anthem be? >> seven minutes. >> that will go over. it's supposed to go 2 1/2, so i should bet the over, right? >> the game is under. >> the game is under. why do you say that? >> that's what it shows in the lines. i'm reading for what's going on in your lines. >> gun to your head. could you pass a breathalyzer test right now? >> yes. >> okay. you saw that in my hands, yes? >> i seen that in your hands,

yes. which coach do you think will emerge victorious. this one or this one? >> i like this guy. >> this guy? he's going to be the winning coach? >> that's my guy. that's my guy. >> hear that, coach? >> good things. >> in card i do like, 10 of diamonds. it's a strong card, a money card. 7 of diamonds, that's not so much one way or the other. >> right. >> when i look at seattle's line, i see a lot of 4s, but i notice we're getting another 9. now, we don't want 9s. >> this makes so much sense. >> it does? >> not really. >> who is going to win the big

game on sunday? >> denver will be picking to win. >> denver is going to win the game. and this thing right here told you that? >> that one shows to me that it's going to be about the scores. i can't pick up the exact number. it's going to be a close call. >> but that doesn't help me because the point spread is 2 1/2. is it going to be close one or two points or three or four points. >> i definitely feel two or three. that strong vibe. >> that kills me, though. because the spread is 2 1/2. >> that's the numbers i'm picking up. i'm going to put you down for $500. you only have to pay me if you lose. >> my feeling in the end is i'm going to bet on denver. >> denver. >> there's people on that team that people like. >> the most popular player is on denver. >> okay, that's what i get. >> his name is lebron james. >> that i've heard. >> who is going to win sunday's game? >> denver.

>> denver? >> yes. >> how many points. >> what i see? i see 20. >> denver is going to win by 20 points. >> thank you, thank you. we are going to make a lot of money together. one more thing. what's the exercise equipment? >> it's for exercise. >> god, you're good. >> yeah, i am. they all like denver. who are you taking on sunday? >> first, i'm going to take a shot of penicillin for making out with that crazy broad. and as much as lebron james has done for the bronco, i say seahawks 26-21. >> jimmy: so that was entirely a waste of time then, right? >> yeah, i don't know why we did

it. >> jimmy: cousin sal, everybody. thank you, sal. look at cleto for a second over here. he used to really have this hair. time for or weekly tribute to the fcc. it is this week in unnecessary censorship. enjoy. >> the house and senate have several big topics on their agenda, including unemployment, the farm bill and the return of the [ bleep ] debate. >> suffice it to say, man, [ bleep ] you. >> you cook our troops meals or wash their [ bleep ] you should not have to live in poverty. >> my parents used to say to me cathy, you need to [ bleep ] so you can go to college one day. and so i did. >> just moments ago during our commercial break. >> los angeles dermatologist and author of "[ bleep ] your face" dr. jessica wu is with us.

make it rain, make it rain. and mother [ bleep ] made it rain. >> [ bleep ] this is football weather. >> what kind of bloody [ bleep ] our own michael simon will [ bleep ] later in the show. >> i really want to [ bleep ] the jamaican one. >> when i'm not playing football, i am -- playing with my [ bleep ] watching the cartoon network. >> our first lady sets a good example. michelle's -- >> jimmy: alison brie is here. music from sara bareilles. we'll be right back with zac efron.

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as will sarah paulson, from "captain phillips," oscar nominee barkhad abdi will join us. we'll have music from zedd, the lone bellow, and the head and the heart. and one week from tonight, next thursday, we will be joined by the cast of the movie "the monuments men." george clooney, bill murray, cate blanchett, john goodman, bob balaban, and, unfortunately, matt damon will be here too. it was a package deal. hopefully his flight will get canceled or something. and one more programming note. the week of march 10th we're taking our show on the road to austin, texas for the annual south by southwest music festival. a lot of people have been asking when they can get tickets. the answer is now. tickets for the shows are available starting now at kimmelinaustin.com. we hope to see you there. that will be a lot of fun. so go and get your tickets and join us there. [ applause ] >> jimmy: after ushering a generation of teenage girls into puberty with a beguiling combination of basketball and dance, our first guest has gone on to big success in the movies. his new comedy is called "that

awkward moment," it opens in theaters tomorrow, please say hello to zac efron. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm just going to warn you right off the top. [ applause ] >> jimmy: there's a maniac in the audience. >> dude, i actually like you right now. >> jimmy: when i came out, i thought he was excited to see me. turns out it's you. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: you had a pretty bad accident like a few months ago, right? >> i actually did, yeah. i broke my jaw. >> jimmy: i'm observing your jaw. did you have it wired shut? >> i did. i was running through my house and i slipped and fell and hit

my face. >> jimmy: how many times have i told you not to run through the house? >> i know. let me start over. the story starts kind of cool because i have a fountain in my house. that's kind of dope, right? so i slipped on water and hit my chin on the fountain in my house. it's not a big fountain. but it's a fountain in my house. luckily my brother was there. i was like oh, geez, man. he's like are you okay? i said i don't know, man, am i okay? he said no, you're not okay. he said we're going to the hospital. okay, next thing i know i'm waking up and -- >> jimmy: did you get stitches like that. >> my jaw was wired shut. i couldn't talk. >> jimmy: how long? >> six weeks. >> jimmy: oh, wow. was it before -- did you have to drink your -- >> i was drinking foods solidly for six weeks. just only liquid foosds. >> jimmy: that's got to be terrible. >> yeah, i sucked.

>> jimmy: would you get special foods brought in or would you throw things in the vitamix and blend it up? >> a little of both. a big shoutout to vitadmix. you saved my freaking life. >> jimmy: wow, that's a great commercial for them. you saved zac efron's life. you lost a lot of weight? >> 12 or 13 pounds. >> jimmy: you ought to write a book about how to lose weight. fist get a fountain in your house. did you learn a lesson about horse play? et cetera? >> i hope so, jimmy. i think so, yeah. >> jimmy: were there any roles you missed out on because of that injury? >> luckily, i had finished filming, i had just finished this movie with seth rogan called "neighbors." >> jimmy: have you known other? >> no. i'm pretty stoked on the movie. it's one of the coolest ones i think i've ever been a part of. but the first time i met seth, i had just done "high school

musical one" or two. i don't know. i still feel brand-new to the industry. i still feel like i am when i go to these swanky parties. but when i met seth, i could not help -- like could not walk by him without saying how much of a fan i was. just genuinely had to tell him how much i loved his work and looked up to him. and so i, like, took a deep breath, walked over and just said seth, i have to meet you. my name is zac. i'm an actor. he goes i know who you are. i'm like i want to tell you i'm a huge fan, i love your work, i respect you, i want to work with your some day. he looked at me like [ bleep ] i just wanted to hate you. before you came over here and we had the conversation, i genuinely wanted to dislike you for every single reason known to man. i was like okay, cool. but he's like now i can't. damn it. now you're actually cool. i said well, i hope we work together someday. he's like now i kind of do, too.

>> jimmy: do you typically kind of get excited about seeing people? or are you over that now? people you admired growing up or whatever. actors that you're star struck by? >> i don't know if you ever get over respecting your elders. >> jimmy: ask my parents, i don't know. >> parents are one thing. but like, no. i save my voice mails. >> jimmy: you do? >> somebody i look up to calls me. >> jimmy: do you keep it on your phone or transfer it to a computer? >> both, man. i just love it. >> jimmy: whose voice mails? >> michael jackson gave me one. >> jimmy: he did? >> was that ever used in a court proceeding? why was he calling you? how old were you when michael jackson called you? >> i can't go there. i have no comment. >> jimmy: you're pleading the fifth.

who else? >> let's see, michelle pfeiffer. i was pretty excited about that one. oh, matthew mcconaughey left me a good one. right after "paper boy." he just called to say what up? >> jimmy: what did he say on that message? >> he was like, zachery dackery dock. hey, how are you, man? just checking in, seeing how you're doing. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. even with the jaw. we're going to take a break. i saw your movie today, it's very funny. >> dude, i'm glad you checked it out. >> jimmy: it's very dirty. kids in "high school musical" are going to be upset. "awkward moment" opens in theatres tomorrow. we'll be right back with zac efron. your relationship.ut well, we're peanut butter and chocolate. we're perfect together. nut but & choco. don't do that. he says when something's good, why change it?

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the basic idea. >> the movie follows three guys sort of dating in new york. and -- >> jimmy: not each other. they're dating -- >> yeah, dating girls in new york. and it's awesome. it's kind of like -- this sounds weird to say, but people are calling it like "sex in the city" for guys. that sounds strange coming out of my mouth, but that's what people are saying. >> jimmy: they should tell you to stop saying that, though. >> it is a romantic comedy. but even that term sounds weird saying. it's romantic. it's [ bleep ] hilarious -- excuse me, it's friking hilarious. >> jimmy: what is happening to you? ever since you started drinking liquid foods. you really -- have your parents seen the movie yet? >> yes, my mom and dad were at the premier.

i don't know whether they approved. >> jimmy: i have to say, i learned something from the movie. i'm not going to say what it is, because it will ruin the scene in the movie. but i actually learned something about it. it involves being naked and horizontal. >> you're going to show a picture. >> jimmy: i'm not. but i got a tip from you. >> it works, right? >> jimmy: i don't know, i just saw it today. but i'm going to try it. >> that was improv. that was all me. i invented that trick. >> jimmy: that's very impressive. >> no, but -- >> jimmy: well, i'm surprised at that, i have to say. i thought some comedy writer just conjured up. i didn't know people are actually doing it. >> no, i'm just that good. >> jimmy: well, the ladies are going to like it. that's all i'll say. thank you for being here. congratulations on the movie. it's called "that awkward moment." it opens in theatres tomorrow. we'll be back with alison brien. [ male announcer ] every inch, every minute, every second -- we chip away. at advancing safety with technology,

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i took a great big gulp of it and someone replaced it with whiskey. i might not make it to the end of the show, folks. >> jimmy: our next guest is a busy and gifted actress with a lot of range. she is funny on "community," dramatic on "mad men" and now, plastic in "the lego movie," which opens in theatres february 7th. please welcome alison brie. >> jimmy: if you smell alcohol on my breath, i don't want you to think i'm a drunk getting loaded during the show. >> boozing out here. i had whiskey back there. it was mine. >> jimmy: oh is that what that was? >> jimmy: i drank your whiskey. how are you doing? you haven't been hit by a fountain or anything?

>> no, no. i'm great. i'm especially great. >> jimmy: why are you especially great? >> i just went to the chiropractor today. for the first time. i've never been through a chiropractor before. it was a new experience. >> jimmy: you have to watch out for those guys. did they try to get you on a schedule? >> he didn't. he was like i never want to see you again. no, he wasn't. he was great. he was great. i was super excited to see him. he's a really tough guy to see. everybody raves about him. he's very renowned. i made this appointment like a month ago. and i was so looking forward. i've been waiting to go. so today i'm about to head out the door. i'm on my way there and i'm talking to my friend who recommended this guy. i'm like oh, i'm on the way to

see that chiropractor that you recommended. and he goes, oh, just so you know, he might touch your vagina. but don't worry, he does it to everyone. >> jimmy: was he kidding? >> no, he wasn't kidding. he wasn't kidding. i was like -- i think i was sort of -- is there a medical reason that he does it? or does he just do it to everyone and nobody minds because he's that good of a chiropractor? and why am i just getting the warning now. you know i made this appointment a month ago. and my friend is like oh, no, don't worry. he does it to me, too. he's the only other man who's ever touched my penis. he had to move it out of the way. which was just the way he tried to let me know that he's well endowed. he had to move it out of the way. couldn't even see my back. he had to get that thing out of the way to realign. >> jimmy: so you went anyway. >> so i was even more excited to go. but i also thought, this is a really classy guy. i've heard about him from so many people. >> jimmy: some of the classiest guys do that. >> he has a nice office in

beverly hills. so i get there and i walk in and it's like, it's a nice building. and it is in beverly hills. but i get there, there's nobody anywhere. i'm thinking oh, it will be like a normal building. a secretary might be there. there's no one. there's like a phone off the hook. no, there wasn't. but i was sort of like okay, just kind of waited. you just wonder. it's not like there's credentials hanging on the wall. >> jimmy: this all seems very, very bad. >> but i stayed. it just took so long to make the appointment. >> jimmy: when they make your wait. >> so i go in, i meet him and he's very nice and we're kind of -- he's looking at stuff and then sure enough he gives me the speech as well. and he has me lie on his table. and he like just so you know, i'm going to have to realign your hips and i just want you to know i'm going to kind of have to get in this area. but i just want you to know i'm totally above board. i'm a standup guy.

>> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i was like oh, good, because i don't want losers hanging out around here. i only want the good guys to get in this area. >> jimmy: did he follow through on that promise/threat? >> he did. >> jimmy: he did? >> it was everything i had hoped it would be. >> jimmy: oh, you liked it. >> it was great. it was really great. okay, wait, additionally -- >> jimmy: there's more? are you pregnant? >> we won't know for a few weeks. as he's adjusting me, we start talking and i guess my friend told him that i'm an actor. so he's like, you know, made an adjustment. he's like so you're an actress. should i know you from something? i don't watch any tv. i was like oh, well, probably not. i work on a show called "community" and "mad men." oh, my god, "mad men." i love that show.

that's my show. it's my favorite show. it's the only show i watch. and i get kind of cocky. i'm like, you know, i hear that a lot from people that don't watch any tv that they love "mad men." and he's going on. it's great, it's so good. he's talking about it. charlie sheen was great on it. i'm sad he's gone. >> jimmy: two and a half mad men. >> yeah, two and a half mad men is a hilarious show. >> jimmy: a guy who likes charlie sheen touched your vagina today? that's not good. >> i should have known better. and yet it was a wonderful experience. >> jimmy: and what better segue into "the lego movie." >> agreed. >> jimmy: is this -- this is a children's movie. >> it's for kids. i'm known for my work with kids. >> jimmy: tell me what this is. you built this? >> oh, yeah. i took this photo with my phone.

there's my character, unikitty. >> jimmy: half unicorn, half kitten. >> she has a little horn but she's a kitchen. and her little friend snail. >> jimmy: you built this? >> well, yeah, i did. they sent me a bunch of lego -- i learn that you're not supposed to say legos. the plural of lego is lego. >> yeah, like lego my lego. >> jimmy: it doesn't seem like they should be allowed to make that decision. it seems like we should make that decision as a society. >> i've been told. now i really feel strange about it. i've always said legos. >> jimmy: it is legos. i don't care what they say. >> yeah! hold on, i'm going to go call. i'm fired? >> jimmy: between the vagina stuff and the legos, you're in a lot of trouble. >> they sent me a bunch. and i hadn't -- i'm sure i played with them as a kid. i'm more -- >> jimmy: played with what?

lego? i know you thought i was going to say something dirty but i wasn't. that is on you. that is on you. very sick. well, it's very good to see you. congratulations on your new relationship with your chiropractor. and the lego movie" opens in theatres february 7. alison brie, everybody. ,,

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