>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- will arnett. the "sports illustrated" swimsuit cover models. and music from silversun pickups. with cleto and the cletones. and now, fortunately, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you, everybody. thank you for watching. it's going to be a wild night. i can feel it already.

i want to start by wishing everyone a happy presidents' day because it seems like the right thing to do, even though none of you are actually presidents. but i spent my presidents' day the same way i always do. i spent it quietly hating everyone who has the day off today. [ laughter ] a lot of people might get the whole week off. you know, there's another huge winter storm this week. more than a foot of snow in parts of massachusetts. potentially hazardous road conditions all over new england. chicago is frozen solid. it's almost like it's winter or something. [ laughter ] it has warmed up in the south. last week they had to cancel school at the university of tennessee because it was snowing which doesn't happen much. but you would not know it based on the remarkable accuracy of the guy with the snowball on tonight's cold weather edition of "behind the news." ♪ >> this is -- >> i think the cold is -- >> ow. >> jimmy: that should be a winter olympic sport right

there. [ applause ] that's something i'd -- this is funny. humans aren't the only species having trouble keeping warm. even boston terriers don't want to be in boston anymore. >> are you cold? [ teeth chattering ] >> jimmy: it's either cold or she switched her dog to vibrate. i'm not sure. [ laughter ] most kids had the day off from school because of the holiday and a lot of them are hoping they'll get to stay home tomorrow too. one of the most exciting things about being a kid is watching tv to find out if school is canceled because of snow. and the only thing better than hearing that school is canceled is hearing school is canceled frombatman. so here tonight to announce some actual school closings for tomorrow, lego batman himself, will arnett, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]

>> the winter weather has impacted schools across the new england region. as a result the following institutions will be closed until further notice. oak bluffs elementary in oak bluffs, massachusetts. the sun is afraid of you. [ laughter ] go make a snowman. moose hill public schools in londonderry, new hampshire. londonderry. you are colder than the joker's heart. [ laughter ] john j. flynn elementary school in burlington, vermont. hey, burlington. get to work in that coat factory. [ laughter ] and finally, brass city charter school in waterbury, connecticut. that is all. everything is awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: just like that he's

gone. thank you, caped crusader, wherever you are now. and if will arnett wasn't sexy enough for you, nina agdal, lily aldridge, and chrissy teigen, the "sports illustrated" swimsuit cover models are here with us tonight. this is the 50th anniversary of the "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. i don't know a lot of -- this photographer took the picture so quickly the models didn't even have a chance to turn around. [ laughter ] this is kind of funny that they release the swimsuit issue during the winter olympics, although it is not that cold in sochi. sochi has been plagued by warm temperatures that have resulted in melted snow and a lot of injuries. in fact, at this point about the only thing sochi hasn't been plagued with is the actual plague, i think. [ laughter ] the slushy conditions resulted in a broken back, a broken jaw, several head injuries for the athletes. the men's biathlon had to be postponed for the second day in a row because of heavy fog. for some reason they felt that thick fog and high-powered rifles were a bad mix. [ laughter ] at times they say the fog was so thick you could barely see

vladimir putin's nipples. [ laughter ] but still, there have been some great moments at the games, especially the u.s. versus russia men's hockey game. did you watch that? [ cheers and applause ] i see that not all of you did. we do not have the rights to the olympics. nbc pays a lot of money for those, and they don't want anyone else to have them. so we can't show the highlights or the team uniforms or anything. but it was such an incredible game, i wanted to go through it with you. so we put together a re-enactment using ken dolls. all right? there's vladimir putin cheering his russian team on. they went face to face. eight rounds in the shootout. tied the all-time olympic record. u.s. goalie -- jonathan quick made some really incredible saves. t.j. oshie had a chance to win it with a shot at the end. and he did right through the center. wow, was he excited. his teammates were excited too. they jumped on the ice. even vladimir putin got into the

action. ♪ it's not even his team. usa, right, guys? [ applause ] it's better than the olympics. this is a good one. snowboarders who made the u.s. olympic team are busy in russia competing for medals. in colorado -- this is from the show "inside edition." we might be paving the way for other countries to dominate that sport in the future thanks to the legalization of marijuana. >> perhaps the most brazen stoners were these two, who proudly lit up right in front of our open cameras. >> [ bleep ]. >> they wanted to prove they could snowboard safely while high. but instead they wiped out, again and again and again. >> whoa. >> and at the bottom of the run their ski day nearly came to an end with this terrifying collision. >> we fall but we keep getting up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. that's why snowboarders don't

smoke pot. [ applause ] because it's dangerous. this is good. a woman who's in the crowd at the russia versus slovenia men's hockey game last week has become one of the biggest viral sensations of the olympics. you know, young men and women that punish themselves for their whole lives training for their shot at olympic glory, yet this picture has somehow overshadowed almost all of them. you can see there an older lady who's accidentally taking a picture of her own face. [ laughter ] she had the camera backwards. that's her -- you've seen this selfie? that's called an oopsie is the technical term. [ laughter ] the picture has more than 34,000 retweets, 22,000 favorites. a lot of people are talking about it and sharing it. so we tracked the woman who was in the photo down. she lives in russia not too far from the venue. she speaks pretty good english, actually. her name is magda krapchenko i believe and she has agreed to talk to us tonight via skype. hello there.

magda, can you hear me? >> hello there. >> hello. >> can you see me? >>. >> jimmy: magda. we can see you. you're a little bit close to the camera, though. >> hello, mr. kimmel. greetings from russia. >> jimmy: well, thank you. you know, you don't have to talk into that because that's a camera. it's not actually a microphone. >> what? >> jimmy: it's not a -- >> what? >> jimmy: it's a camera. >> what did you say? >> jimmy: i said it's a camera, it's not a microphone. >> can you hear me now? >> jimmy: yes. you know, we've been able to hear you through the whole thing. have you been enjoying the olympics? [ ringing ] >> jimmy: magda, have you been enjoying the olympics? >> excuse me, mr. kimmel. >> jimmy: okay. all right. >> hello? [ laughter ] what? what are you saying? i can't hear you. >> jimmy: magda, i think you've got the -- i don't know if the telephones work the same over

there. >> who -- >> jimmy: no, magda -- >> who? >> jimmy: it's jimmy. it's me jimmy. i'm still talking to you through the computer. >> okay. >> jimmy: never mind. you know what, magda? it's okay. i can see that technology is not your thing. >> hello? >> jimmy: hello, yeah. okay. she cut us off. you know what? [ applause ] i'm going to say this. she's really good at putting those little dolls inside each other. [ laughter ] we need to take a break. when we come back, we're going to try to figure out what the hell was going on on "the bachelor" tonight. and we've got a special presidents' day edition of "lie witness news." we told people that fdr, franklin delano roosevelt, died today. [ laughter ] and some of them felt really bad about it. plus will arnett and the "sports illustrated" cover models and music from silversun pickups. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. will arnett, the "sports illustrated" swimsuit cover models, and silversun pickups are waiting backstage for you. but first, it's really important that we get to the bottom of the "bachelor" episode tonight. juan pablo was very emotional. he cried several times. and you know, when juan pablo cries, we all cry. [ laughter ] one of the women in his harem, sharleen, backed out of the show. she left because she said they didn't have a mental connection. she can read and he can't. [ laughter ] and poor old juan pablo was very sad to see her go. >> you have to have guts to be honest in this situation.

and sometimes honesty is not appreciated. i don't like it. i'd rather not be appreciated and be honest than be appreciated not being honest. ♪ >> jimmy: you understand what he's saying? [ laughter ] let's go to the chalkboard to try to figure it out because it's -- okay. [ applause ] now, what he said here, the first part was you have to have guts to be honest in this situation. and sometimes honesty is not appreciated. and i like it. i guess that kind of makes sense, huh? "i'd rather not being appreciated and being honest than being appreciated not being

honest." [ laughter ] [ applause ] you know what? i'll tell you something. he didn't become the bachelor because he could speak in sentences. [ laughter ] words are not his forte. but we did get a nice number of "amazings" tonight. >> she's amazing. >> we have amazing chemistry. >> she's an amazing girl. >> pretty amazing. >> such an amazing date. >> yesterday was amazing. >> an amazing girl. >> amazing date. >> amazing. >> amazing. >> amazing. >> amazing. >> amazing. >> amazing. >> jimmy: wow. that's pretty solid for amazing. i mentioned today is presidents' day. and while most of us know something about the presidents, we know abraham lincoln freed the slaves, we know george washington popularized the ponytail for men. [ laughter ] there are a lot of presidents that we don't know much about. so we sent a camera crew out on hollywood boulevard today to tell people that franklin delano roosevelt died. now, fdr was born in 1882.

so he didn't die today. but that did not stop people from remembering him frondly in a special presidents' day edition of "lie witness news." ♪ >> president roosevelt passed away this morning due to natural causes at a very old age. do you have any condolences to give to his family? >> he was a good man. and sorry about his passing. >> i hope that the country can remember a great man at this time and his family's mourning. >> president roosevelt died this morning. do you have anything to say to his widow eleanor? >> oh, wow. truly sorry for your loss. that's -- that's a great book for the histories right there. >> what quote do you think he'll be most remembered for? one small step for man, one a-ha moment for mankind. or everybody, get the alligator first and america second. >> everybody get the alligator first, america second. >> what do you think he meant by

that? >> i have no idea. it's pretty profound, though. >> it is. >> which achievement do you think he'll be remembered for the most? the louisiana purchase or the sacagawea dollar? >> the louisiana purchase. >> great. more than the monroe doctrine? >> yes. >> where were you when you didn't learn anything about american history? >> i was in grade school. >> did you follow his account on twitter, his little jokes? >> oh, yeah. oh, my gosh. he's a funny guy. >> really? >> yeah. i actually have seen him. >> oh, cool. what were your favorite roosevelt jokes? when he would make fun of obama a little bit for the ears? or -- >> yeah. like the obama ear jokes. i'm trying to think of more. i haven't tweeted in a while. but yeah, the obama ear jokes are always a good one to go with. >> was that mean of him or did you -- >> oh, my gosh. no. i probably favorited it. i would have retweeted it. it was awesome. >> do you think it cheapened the oval office when he made that brief cameo in the movie "pearl harbor," sort of stunt casting? >> it may have put, you know, more focus on washington, d.c.

>> was it weird how slapstick his role was? like falling out of the wheelchair. >> no. i think that adds -- that makes him look like he has a sense of humor. and as americans we want to know that somebody who's in our office has got a sense of humor. on and off camera. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: those people don't deserve the day off. tonight on the show -- oh, all three "sports illustrated" swimsuit cover models are here tonight. we'll have music from silversun pickups. and we'll be right back with will arnett. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> portioned of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by sony. artists ask the impossible. engineers make the impossible possible. learn more at sony.com/bemoved.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. good to have you back. this, by the way, is the 50th anniversary edition of the "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue. all three of the women mooning us -- nina agdal, lily aldridge, and chrissy teigen are here tonight. whether or not they'll have shirts on tonight, i don't know. i can't guarantee anything. [ laughter ] and then this is their greatest hits cd. it's called "the singles collection." it comes out next week. silversun pickups from the at&t outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] and we are debuting their new music video on our youtube channel tonight. so check that out too. tomorrow night from fox news,

bill o'reilly will be here. he's never been here before. from the new movie "pompeii" kit harrington will join us. and we'll have music from phantogram. and later this week -- academy award nominees matthew mcconaughey, june squibb and jonah hill. from duck dynasty -- willie and korie robertson and music from switchfoot and jetta. so join us then. i am very pleased. [ applause ] very pleased that our first guest was able to take tum out from his duties as cheer captain for the canadian women's hockey team to be here tonight. if you haven't already, you can hear his leathery voice projected from a plastic caped crusader in "the lego movie" which is in theaters now. please welcome will arnett. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> oh. >> jimmy: you look -- you look relaxed. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: yeah.

wow. >> it's tough to find like -- just look a zone, like a chill zone. >> jimmy: yeah? >> and i feel like when i come here i can be myself. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and just settle into a nice dose of me. what's up, man? >> jimmy: do you often wear baseball caps that have no kind of design or logo on them? >> sorry. sorry about that. i forgot. i didn't get a good look. >> jimmy: how are you doing? everything all right? >> you know, yeah. i think i mentioned that i'm chilling. >> jimmy: yeah, you did. presidents' day. you get the day off today. >> presidents' day. very exciting. i loved some of the presidents. >> jimmy: which ones? who are some of your favorite presidents? >> who was the guy, the older guy with the white hair? [ laughter ] what was the guy -- yeah, and he had like the -- he kept it long on the sides. [ laughter ] and i'd be like -- i was watching him. i was like, if i was his friend, i'd be like, yo, what are you doing? you know what i mean? [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: yeah. yeah, he's good. >> that guy was great. >> jimmy: yeah. >> then there was the other dude. and then -- and then -- and they got like all mad about stuff and whatever. you know, it's funny. [ laughter ] history is such an interesting thing. >> jimmy: it repeats itself, you know? >> i guess. i've never heard that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you have an excuse for not knowing this stuff because you're not from our country. >> no. >> jimmy: in fact, who do you root for when you watch the olympics? >> well, look, i'm a canadian boy, born and bred, from canada. [ cheers and applause ] much love. and i think matthew mcconaughey said it best when he said -- >> jimmy: what did he say? >> all right, all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] yes i. oh, man. and i thought, he's right.

[ laughter ] you know? because i was kind of on board with the all right, all right. but that damn yes i. emperor selassia is in his grave in ethiopia and he's like did i just hear method yue mcconaughey toss out a yes i? it's not all lost. [ laughter ] but when i watch canada-u.s., as a canadian born and raised. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i -- and now i've lived in this country 20 years. so i'm kind of torn. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah. if they meet -- and they could meet like friday in the semis. speaking of semis, this is the worst outfit to wear [ applause ] i think the ladies know what i

mean. [ laughter ] but -- but i'm like who am i going to root -- because i love canada. so of course my heart is there. and but, you know, my kids are american. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so i'm like, are you trying get me to root against my kids? [ laughter ] because i will [ bleep ] you up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can't just hold a card in front of your mouth. it's still going to have to -- it's still going to have to add a bleep there. [ laughter ] you can't just -- paper won't -- yeah. >> i thought that would cover the mike. >> jimmy: no. that's in canada. we don't do it like that here. [ laughter ] >> you guys are like -- man, this country, huh? land of opportunity. >> jimmy: are you still playing video games every day? >> does it look like i play video games? [ laughter ] i've thought about going to oxford university. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. i've thought about it.

anyway. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because i do find it interesting that you -- >> jimmy: xbox? >> jimm that you're able to carve out -- >> i used to play a lot. and i whittled p down to 20 hours a week tops because who has the time? [ laughter ] you know what i mean? with life and the work and the kids and the -- who has the time to sit down, log on, put my headset on, talk to other dudes in their 40s about, you know -- >> jimmy: who are the other dudes that you're -- i think i know some of them. >> you're friends with a couple of my gamer buddies. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there's nothing greater than playing with another dude in his 40s and you're playing with a bunch of guys and one of the dudes' significant other comes in the room and then hearing him try to make it -- what he's doing sound interesting to her. so he goes -- so you're talking, he's talking crap. yeah, i'm going to kill you. then he goes, uh-huh. what's that?

he's just off mike. so you hear -- what's that? oh, no, it's actually kind of funny because i'm running and i'm trying to shoot him. see, he's in this building over here. no, it's pretty interesting -- you can imagine the look on her face, like what are you trying to tell me? why would you think that i'd be interested in this? >> jimmy: and you guys play exclusively amongst yourselves or -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- are strangers involved? >> we sometimes go out into the world as they say but often we just play -- >> jimmy: do you fight as a team? >> yeah. we fight as a team. we play against each other. and it bleeds over. it goes real world. there have been conversations about so and so's behavior, like he's upset about this and that. and then it results in a phone call. you know, this is my life. [ laughter ] and it's layered and interesting and diverse. >> jimmy: do the kids wonder -- >> like oh, yeah, i could be reading, you know, proust or whatever. but why bother? >> jimmy: it's a great question. when the kids come in the room and daddy's talking to his television set, do they wonder what's going on? >> yeah.

you know, i've had some not so proud moments in my life, and one is seeing the look on a child's face when he walks in and i've got the headset on and there's like a game -- like a war game going on. but the wosnderment on his face is actually pretty incredible. it's like "what is that?" and then i immediately turn it off and go no, no, no, no, no. you know, this is daddy's stuff, and don't -- >> jimmy: these are adult things. >> yeah. this is adult stuff. >> jimmy: by the way, you must have a lot of free -- >> is your -- are you filled with shame? i hope not. >> jimmy: no, i tried that once. and it didn't seem like you were. what's going on with the legos in your house? because now that you're in the lego movie. >> here's the thing. i'll play the games. and i do build a lot of legos in my house. this sort of predates my lego involvement on a professional -- on a professional level. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not just as a hob yift like t like the rest of us. >> can i speak to you as a

professional? >> jimmy: i love that. that would be great. >> i don't know how to do that. but i've always wanted to say that to somebody. i've also always wanted to carry an attache case. it hasn't present tdself. >> jimmy: do you know what i want to do? and i'm sorry to get you off top. i think this would be great for you. what i want to do is i want to knock a guy out, drag him into an alley, into a hallway, and come out wearing his clothes. [ laughter ] >> and then just go about -- >> jimmy: like in the movies. >> and not run. because you've got to blend in. >> jimmy: of course. >> i know about blending in. listen, i mean, this obviously i'm going cazh, and i also have a new arrangement with a sporting goods company i can't really mention. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll talk about the legos when we come back. will arnett is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> okay. >> these are the colors i need. blue razzleberry and sour apple. >> if anyone has black parts i need them. i only work in black. and sometimes very, very dark gray. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is will arnett in the lego movie as the batman. and you worked with morgan freeman. >> morgan freeman. and then he walks out. ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. and he walks out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's weird. >> it is hilarious. i don't know why. >> jimmy: how does he even know of -- >> well, he knows morgan freegan because he's vetruvius in the lego movie and we've done some press stuff together. so they met him. i had the great opportunity to spend a couple days with morgan freeman. and sitting next to him.

and then somebody asked me a question. they were like, where do you think you fit in in the canon of batman? and morgan freeman kind of interrupted and he said, "i think will's batman is the best ever." and i said, thank you so much, morgan freeman. i will never forget you saying that. and i called him morgan freeman. and then i said, well, i'm so lucky to be able to work with him. he's so great. he's got such an iconic voice. he's so great. and he cut me off and he goes, would you like to hear me read something? [ laughter ] right away, of course i would. >> jimmy: that's the easy reader for you. he just wants to read -- did he read something? >> no. he didn't read anything. but you know -- >> jimmy: all i know is it's the worst imitation of morgan freeman i've ever heard. i think everybody does morgan freeman. and then hear you sound exactly like you when you do morgan freeman. [ laughter ] do a little more. >> what i was trying -- >> jimmy: do the shawshank speech. >> in any character i always try to have a bit of myself.

>> jimmy: you do. >> and i think that's kind of a gateway for the audience. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i'm always connecting with people. >> jimmy: i see. well, it's interesting. >> i like to connect to those "sports illustrated" models. >> jimmy: do you want to stick around? you're more than welcome -- >> i'd love to. but i'm playing racquetball in like 45 minutes. >> jimmy: you do? you have racquetball? we'll get you out of here. >> obviously, i stay in shape. >> jimmy: we have a very small couch and three ladies coming out. >> of course i'll stick around. >> jimmy: will arnett. "the lego movie" is in theaters now. we'll be right back with the swimsuit cover models. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by sony. artists ask the impossible. engineers make the impossible possible. learn more at sony.com/bemoved.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome back. still to come, music from silversun pickups. will had to leave. he said he didn't think his sweatpants would be able to handle our next guests. [ laughter ] the "sports illustrated" swimsuit edition is one of the many things that make this the greatest country in the world. this is the 50th anniversary edition. and to celebrate, you get not one but three beautiful women on the cover. please welcome "sports illustrated" cover models nina agdal, lily aldridge, and chrissy teigen. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ there you go. well, congratulations, first of all. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you all smell really good, too, i have to say. >> spray tan, right? >> jimmy: i don't know what fs but i like it. much better than will did, i'll tell you that. so we revealed the cover on our show on thursday. and i want you to know something. they asked me who should be on it. and i'm the one that picked you guys. >> you're such a liar. [ cheers and applause ] >> i believe it. thank you. >> jimmy: it is true. where were you -- how far in advance do you find out that you're going to be on the cover? >> like three hours before. >> yeah, basically. >> it was insane. >> jimmy: is that because they don't trust you? >> no. it kept getting leaked. >> somebody definitely tweeted it. but it keeps getting leaked for the past few years with social media and whatnot. so i think they did it properly

this year with you. >> jimmy: now, you guys were not all together at the time when you found out, right? >> no. separation at its highest. i was in palm springs in the desert. i had a skype call to talk about cook's islands and the location. and there's no signal in palm springs desert. so i go to joshua tree national park lounge. >> jimmy: there's a lounge? >> imagine what that looks like. >> jimmy: oh, like the visitors center. >> yeah, the visitors center. there's a bunch of great guys. and i sit there and i make the skype call and i see m.j. walk into the interview. and then i see us on the cover. >> we wanted to hold you and touch you. >> i was like stroking the camera. >> they put like a weird robot camera where nina was supposed to be. i was like skyping live. >> and i was on my phone. so the screen was even smaller. and i had the security guard come over. and he's like, you need to be quiet. i'm like, i'm sorry, but something really big just happened and i'm going to be

loud. >> jimmy: but you couldn't tell him because he had to keep it secret. so he just thought you were crazy. wow. this is the biggest thing in modeling, right? i mean, is this the top of the heap as far as honors go? >> i mean, my goodness. i can't imagine anything better than this. it's the 50th anniversary, too, which is huge. i would have never expected any cover ever, but especially this one. >> it's surreal. >> jimmy: is it true you guys kind of were hoping that this specific photograph would be the one picked? >> yeah. we actually took pictures of this shot in cook islands and sent it to our husbands like look at how amazing this picture is. >> jimmy: sent it to the park ranger in joshua tree. >> we texted to our his bands, how amazing is this picture? and they were like this is our dream. >> jimmy: let's look at this. let's go through the photograph again real quickly. >> you have a real one. >> jimmy: you haven't touched it. yes, here, touch, enjoy. is that right? you'd think they would give you one of those. >> oh, my god.

[ laughter ] >> we're like wild animals. >> i can't believe it. you have one. >> jimmy: so what's going on here? i see obviously what's happening. but is there anyone on the other side of this picture? >> i mean, i saw a few fishermen, very young fishermen, 16, 17. and i was like, what are you guys looking at? [ laughter ] stop staring at us. >> jimmy: and where did you shoot this picture? >> in the cook islands. >> jimmy: oh, the cook islands. i see. boy, they must still be talking about that. no, i've not been there. you don't know how to swim, right? >> i cannot swim, no. >> jimmy: so is that why you guys were only up to your knees? >> i've actually done shoots before where i had like boogie boards photoshopped out because i'm so ridiculous in the water. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> they had to take out the floaties and boogie board. >> jimmy: that is kind of ridiculous. to be a swimsuit model that can't swim. you're really just a suit model is what you are.

[ laughter ] >> i don't want to go into the water with a bunch of 4-year-olds. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. now, lily, your mom is a model, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: and your mom was in "playboy" magazine. >> she was, yes. she was a playmate. 1976. >> jimmy: oh, yes. i probably dated her briefly. [ laughter ] in my bedroom. [ laughter ] >> yes. i think maybe. >> you and your hand. >> jimmy: yeah, the two of us. so what does she think about this? >> she is literally so proud. when i told her. she didn't know that i'd found out like two hours before. and she literally look at me and was like, "why didn't you tell me?" i was like mom, i literally just found out. calm down. she's told the whole world. >> jimmy: growing up, did you know she was in "playboy"? >> i didn't, actually. i found out when i was about 11. i was in my dad's art studio. he's an artist. and i found a "playboy." and i freaked out. i thought my dad was like having this affair with "playboy." and i ran upstairs.

i'm like, mom, dad has a "playboy." what are we going to do? like this is tragic. and she was like, well, darling -- >> it's me. >> in the '70s. >> is that weird? >> no, no. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: yeah. maybe they were lying, too. i don't know. that's the most convenient excuse ever for your dad having a "playboy" hidden away. >> that was the last thing i was expecting. i was like, what? >> jimmy: nina, you are from denmark. do they know about this there, is "sports illustrated" a popular magazine? >> my mom is like the "sports illustrated" correspondent in denmark right now. she's doing all the press for me. >> jimmy: i see. >> so she's taking care of it. but she's been busy the last couple of days. but i believe everybody knows about it by now. >> jimmy: well, congratulations to the three of you. this must be very, very exciting. and this is something you'll have for all time. this is something that maybe your kids, your daughters will find hidden under dad's work bench or something and go, what the hell is -- oh, wait a

minute, that's mom's ass. [ laughter ] well, congratulations again. "sports illustrated," the 2014 50th anniversary edition, swimsuit edition, is on newsstands now. thank you, ladies. we'll be right back with music from silversun pickups. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible.

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>> jimmy: i want to thank will arnett, nina, lily and chrissy. apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first, their album, "the singles collection" comes out february 25th and you can watch the new video of their song "cannibal" exclusively on the "jimmy kimmel live" music channel on youtube. here now to play it live -- silversun pickups!

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♪ when we crawl out to the brink to meet and greet with a wink ♪ ♪ pull the rug out from underneath this cannibal cannibal ♪ ♪ who is gonna break the ice no room for shallow alibis who will be the first to bite or do we keep on playing nice until the next time ♪ ♪ hey it's too late

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no room for shallow alibis who will be the first to bite or do we keep on playing nice until the next time ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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