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for joining us. >> we appreciate your time as always connect on line twitter facebook and mobile device with our new 7 news app. appreciate your time. >> news starts tomorrow morning at 4 >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jonah hill. from "duck dynasty," willie & korie robertson. olypian kate hansen. and music from new politics. with cleto and the cletones. and now check it out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ]
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hey, does anyone want to buy a slightly used powerball ticket? one person, one ticket won the $425 million powerball jackpot. it was purchased at the dixon landing smef r ining chevron st of san jose. 1, 17, 35, 49, 55 and 34. now they tell us. i don't ever play the lottery. i don't think i've ever purchased a lottery ticket for myself. and i'll tell you why. because i know that if i did have a winning lottery ticket, i would lose it. i would immediately lose it. i would stash it somewhere that i thought was safe and then i would have no memory of where i stashed it. and spend the next 40 years tearing my house and car apart. so i'm glad i didn't win. you know, the olympics wrap up on sunday. and there are still a few big
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events. toll, the u.s. men's hockey team plays kwau s canada in the semi. the winner of that game will go on to play the winner of the other semifinal game between afghanistan and jamaica. this afternoon, the u.s. women's team faced off against canada in the gold medal game. a weird thing happened during that game. i found myself caring about women's hockey for just, like, a moment. the u.s. team was ahead 2-0 in the third period. the canadians tied it up in the last minute. they wept on to win it in overtime. it was a heart breaker, but to be honest, i'm kind of glad that canada won because -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: you see there, hockey is their thing. it would be like if we lost to them in childhood obesity. it's unthinkable. and the best part of watching the canadians win, we got to watch toronto mayor rob ford celebrate.
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isn't he the cutest? i have to say, there are a whole bunch of videos of that on youtube. this is one of the greatest moments in kaucanadian sports history. half of the people are taping rob ford's reaction to it on their phones. the state of california is amidst a severe drought. this past year, it was the driest in the recorded history of los angeles. california is now officially the tan mom of states. we have no water. we had to add eight extra women to the bachelor just to fill up the hot tub. you can actually see the drought from space. nasa released this satellite photo. you can see the brown areas indicate where plant growth is below average and the green a a areas are where there's a lack of snow cover and the white areas are vanilla, i think.
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but jerry brown has declared a state of emergency. he's asking people to conserve water. guess which group jumped right in and volunteered to help before anyone else. that's right, the hollywood boulevard costume characters. >> we haven't showered since january, 2012. >> jimmy: well, they're doing their part. i'm sure the answer is yes, but did someone win something behind me? do you smoke those e cigarettes anyone in our audience? okay, and that's again nothing to be excited about. they say they're healthier, but they're ridiculous. i mean, they have a light on the end for when you inhale. i thought the whole point of smoking cigarettes was to look cool. can you imagine bruce willis
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blasting open a kgasoline tanke and casuallies toing his e cigarette. then waiting and nothing happens? a company has developed a new ecigarette that can make and receive phone calls. it connects to your phone. it has a microphone and a speaker on it like a blue tooth headset. i don't know you talk into it while you smoke. hold on, my cigarette only has two bars. i'll have to call you back. you can also use it to scream music, which is great for people who want to have a theme song while they smoke. but it's getting so much attention, apple now is working on a similar product here in the united states. >> first came the phone you could touch. then came the phone you could command. and now apple is proud to produce the phone you can smoke. the iphone e. an iphone that's also a cigarette. all the functionality of an iphone with a little dose of
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nicotine. the iphone e. from apple. let us inside you. >> all right. the kardashian empire is expanding. kim, kourtney and khloe are starting a line of children's clothing called kardashian kids. they decided they wanted to make clothes for children since they realized k starts with a "k." now back to the olympics for a moment. if you' been paying attention to the news from sochi, there are packs of dogs roaming the streets. they've keen been spotted in the
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hotel. so last night, kate hansen posted a video using her twitter and youtube accounts of what appeared to be a wolf wandering the hallway of her dorm. scary, right? so that went online after midnight last night. and almost immediately it caught fire. within minutes of kate posting it, almost every news and sports website had a story on it. even weather.com had a story on it. in case you needed your four-day wolf forecast. but here's the thing, that was not a russian wolf. that was an american wolf. and i know this because the wolf is backstage right now. we shot the video and kate
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hansen posted it for us from her account and a media frenzy was born. >> we heard about problems some of the olympians have experienced. >> check out what kate hansen posted on twitter. >> the canine casually walked past her hallway. >> the wolf in the hall way. >> outside her room in the olympic village. >> there's no word on how it got inside the olympic village. >> they have since got it out of there. >> there's a stray dog problem. maybe they also have a stray wolf problem. >> there's wolves. >> you heard of the wolf of wall street, how about the wolf of olympic village. >> the wolf of sochi. >> that's not the "wolf of wall street." >> what's going on here? >> it's unbelievable. >> gives me chills. >> i think it might have been a dog, but it's definitely wolf sized. >> could you get the vet to come in here at some point?
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>> it does kind of look like a husky-type dog. >> that could be a descendant of a wolf. >> a large dog. >> that looks like it could be a wolf. >> people, that's a wolf. >> a german shepherd? >> it's a wolf. >> it's just a mutt. >> that's a wolf. >> i think husky. >> that's a wolf. >> it looks maybe it a husky except it's not. >> it's a rather beautiful looking creature. >> what is happening. >> pretty weird. >> jimmy: yeah, weird. it is a wolf, by the way. when we come back, we're going to talk to kate hansen, our partner in this prank live from sochi. and we'll show you the if you feel wolf video. there's more wolf there. plus jonah hill, willie and korie roberts from "duck dynasty."
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. >> we should address the wolf in the room before the break. i made a confession. i confessed to balanced budget responsible for the sochi wolf video that's been all over the internet and tv today. last night a member of the olympic luge team tweeted a video showing a wolf wandering the hallway of her dorm in sochi. as soon as she posted it. the media went nuts, which is what i was hoping for. and it got a lot of coverage, but you've only seen half of the clip. this is the whole thing.
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>> garfield. garfield. have you seen my wolf? my co-conspirator for this was olympicic luger kate hansen. you've probably seen this video somebody shot of her listening to beyonce warming up for her event. she let us have control of her twitter account to do this. and joining us now live from sochi, u.s. olympic prankster kate hansen. hello, kate. i know it's the middle of the night there, so i want to say thank you for helping us with this important mission. >> yeah, you know, anytime i can
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offer my services. >> jimmy: did you get in trouble at all for doing this? >> you know, honestly, there was a little more backlash than i thought there would be. but, you know, it was all worth it in the end. >> jimmy: i will say this, the u.s. olympic committee or whoever should remember one important thing. u.s. stands for united states and we have something called freedom of expression here. so if they give you any trouble just point them to the constitution. >> isle be the first to do that. >> jimmy: you're here from the l.a. area. your family is here in the audience tonight. how did you get into luging in southern california? >> you know, i kind of like to say that luging or luge just came upon me. they do these recruitment program where is they travel around america. it's pretty much an open call for all kids in the area to try it out. my dad heard about it from a friend. i grew up surfing and skating and he saw a correlation and it turns out he was right.
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>> jimmy: and now you're at the olympics. which is great. what was the reaction after you posted this video? >> well, so, it was morning for me and i just posted. i didn't really know should i tell my teammates, guys, last night, you won't believe it. but i didn't want to openly bring it up. because that's not cool. that's not how you play it. so i just kind of laid low. but then i started hearing people talk around the building. and security started freaking out because there was technically a breach within athlete safety. so it kind of went a little crazy over here, but -- >> are there any wolves in your hotel just for the record? >> i have seen a few. >>. >> jimmy: you sent us some photographs of your hallway in the dorm there. that's the photograph kate sent us so we matched it here in our studio here in l.a. so what we did is we built
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this -- this is how stupid our job is. we had our art department, it took them like 15 hours to construct an exact replica of kate's dorm. and we hired a wolf also. we hired a real wolf. not a husky or a dog like everyone kept saying on the internet. the wolf, in fact, the wolf's name is rugby. and there's rugby. and his trainer molly. molly, what percentage wolf is rugby? >> so rugby actually is a timberwolf mix. so we don't know for sure the percentage. we did rescue him. but we believe about 80% to 95% wolf. >> jimmy: look at guillermo, by the way. do you want to give him a big kiss? >> guillermo: no, no. >> jimmy: really? do you want to pet rugby a little bit? >> you can pet him. >> jimmy: thank you, molly.
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thank you, rug bbyrugby. you did a great job. ka kate, would you like to do this again. would you bring a live bear to the closing ceremonies? >> i'll see what's going on. anything for you, jimmy. >> jimmy: we would like to present you the gold medal for pranking. have fun at the rest of the olympics. there she is, kate hansen, the girl who tweeted wolf. thank you, kate. one more thing before we march towa forward. it's thursday night. we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. the it is this week in unnecessary censorship. >> he's at it again. jimmy kimmel has [ bleep ] us this time all the way from sochi. >> in tonight's money smart, capital one has a come [ bleep ] you anywhere policy. >> what was it like to [ bleep ]
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each other at 9 or 10 years oled. >> it was a little awkward. >> i'm always not going to let nobody [ bleep ] my [ bleep ] you heard that, kids. >> how long does it take to [ bleep ]. is it a long process. >> about 3,000 [ bleep ] were [ bleep ]. >> i have a pretty good [ bleep ] and i give the to her. >> [ bleep ] just minutes away. >> come [ bleep ] my [ bleep ]. >> valerie, thank you so much. >> thank you. >> great ideas,er great [ bleep ]. >> words to describe someone who keeps dropping things? [ bleep ]. >> jason [ bleep ] -- i'm sorry, i'm sorry, jason davis. >> me, i [ bleep ] you. >> bring that thing down. >> oh. >> there you go. >> oh, yeah. the only one who can lift the curse.
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. >> jimmy: will lean korie robertson are here. and then a song from this album, a bad girl and harlem new politics from the at&t stage. they just got done with their first soldout headlining tour of the united states. we have a great lean-up for you next week. kevin spacey will be here. carrie washington from "scandal." ellen degeneres from ellen. michael if you want it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a very funny man and an oscar-nominated actor it turns
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out, who gives an award-worthy performance as the prominently-toothed donnie azoff in martin scorsese's "the wolf of wall street." it is in theaters now. please welcome jonah hill. ♪ >> jimmy: what have you been up to. is it my imagination or are you in a busy time right now? >> we've been around the world promoting "the wolf of wall street." there's academy awards and we all got nominated. >> jimmy: there's a lot of work associated with that, right? >> yeah, yeah. we go and talk about the film. it's very exciting. >> jimmy: i would imagine. i. >> yeah. i get to be with my hero. >> jimmy: oh, thanks, man.
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oh, oh, i see. >> all the way from sochi. >> jimmy: have you been able to relax at all? >> well, i said,er you know, i wanted to take a little trip just to clear my head and get away from all this hollywood stuff and go somewhere pretty and different and where i wouldn't see anyone from work. so i decided to go up to hearst castle, which is beautiful. up in northern california around there. so i get there and i'm supposed to have this private tour of the castle. and i get there and they're shooting a lady gaga music video. so i get there and it's just like trucks and lights. and i'm like oh, no! this isn't a vacation at all. and i knew all the teamster drivers. i had worked with them on other films and stuff. i won't give away what the video is about because she's worked really hard on it. but, you know, i wasn't going to
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see 500 dancers in bookshelf hats. i wanted to see -- >> jimmy: wyou weren't? >> meat hats, what ever they do. no, but it was great. it was a beautiful castle. it just wasn't the desired escape that i had -- >> jimmy: not what you had in mind. you think somebody would give you a heads-up. >> you're going to be trapped in a giant bubble floating away to outer space. >> jimmy: your friend, your childhood friend and current sexiest man alive, adam levine was here. >> yes, yes. we grew up together. >> jimmy: he mentioned that. in fact, he was telling us a story about you guys -- about a prank you pulled. you guys were watching the movie willow on television. >> yeah. i said that my dad was val kilmer in "willow."
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but he's known me dad longer than i have. clearly wint my dad. i said that was a long time ago, you know. i like pranks. when i was real young in kindergarten or so, it was career day and your parents come in. and my dad is an accountant. and i thought that was a boring job at that time. so i said my sdaddad is a baker he's going to bring in muffins and cupcakes. and my dad shows up with a bunch of w2 forms. well, you've got to do your taxes, kids. where's the cupcakes? this is so boring. >> jimmy: a serious minded baker. >> well, the thing about i-9s is they're going to get you. it's all fun and games in kindergarten. >> jimmy: were you a troublemaker in school? >> yeah, i liked pranks. the pranks you've been doing. that was world class. i mean literally world class.
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we were backstage. i found out when i was backstage. we were talking how does he do this? and how pissed are the sochi people that you did that. >> jimmy: what does it say about soy c sochi -- >> you're like borat. >> jimmy: what does it say about that town that this is in the realm of possibility. >> i used to do pranks in high school a lot. >> jimmy: what was the best one you did? >> my favorite one, stay with me. this was ten years ago, kids. they have universal remotes you could get at circuit city or best buy or whatever. so we had old school tvs on hanging like a hospital. that sounds dark. but it wasn't dark. it was like in the corner on the ceiling or whatever. and they would show educational video. so i got one of the universal remotes and i programmed the tvs in the classrooms to my remote and i would go in before class and turn it to a fuzz channel
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like a really loud fuzz channel and turn up the volume all the way. and then turn the tv off. i would wait until 10 or 15 minutes into class and i would turn the tv on. and everyone would freak out, crazy. and the teacher would go to turn it off and i would turn it off before they got there. and then i would wait eight or nine more minutes until things settled down and do it over and over again. >> i was telling someone the story. i don't know if this is a bad thing but i still wake up every morning and i'm so thankful i never have to go to school ever again. sometimes i get excited. i'm 30 years old. and i'll go, i never have to go to school ever again. >> jimmy: i do the same thing. i parked near a school this weekend and i said to my wife -- >> i don't know what that's about. you should work on that. >> jimmy: we'll leave it at
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>> don't forget. >> i forgot to tell you, he's got someone.
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>> a couple more coming in in a week. i'm going to call, come pick it up. >> give me a call. >> when he gets here, i'll give you a call and you'll come pick it up. >> we don't work for you, man. >> you have many i money taped for your boobs. okay, technically you do work for me. >> jimmy: i though you did something great. those teeth, is that something he decided after you got the role? >> no, that was from the book. and then also in terry winters' screenplay. that was kind of the, you know, that was there from the get-go. >> jimmy: did that change the way you were speak organize did you do that intentionally? >> well, i was doing a different accent, doing a long island -- a fake long island accent. -- >> jimmy: which was right on, the by the way. a lot of my family is from long island. it's perfect. >> now people from long island
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think i'm from there and they're like yo, bro! you did it right. i was like awesome, okay. but they did give ne a whorribl lisp which i'm not supposed to have. so tim, our accent and dialect coach, he's incredible. he's like you've got to talk with these teeth in for an hour and a half every day in order to get rid of your lisp. so no one from my personal life would dedicate that final because they're not inside, you know? talking to me as donnie for two hours every day. so what i did was i would call best buy and their customer service department as donnie and i would just ask about different products for a couple of hours at a time. >> as if they don't have enough problems over there. >> there's one in honolulu i
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would call. they have an incredible customer service department. i would always buy something after the website after doing it. so i didn't just feel like i was wasting everybody's time. >> jimmy: that's very, very thoughtful. so you have a whole roomful -- did you get any universal remoess? >> no, i didn't. >> jimmy: the scene where you expose yourself at the party, was that also a prosthetic device? >> yeah, i have never been asked about this. i've been saving it for your show. >> thank you. >> the most appropriate. >> it's a real class act. you're working for martin scorsese, my favorite director of all time, my favorite creative person of all time. everyone who works there is so brilliant. everything is so top level. the sets and the costume. so there's a scene, a big scene
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i was thinking about it a lot because donnie exposes himself in public and there's a prosthetic pea us in. right? that comes out. i figured this is going to be some amazing sculpted prosthetic done by, you know, some effects house in torrance that did "the nutty professor" "et" or whatever. the guy is like do you want to see what's up? and lee yeen i walk over and it's just like literally a novelty massive rubber dildo. there's no artfulness to it. there was no thought put into it. it's not even flesh colored. it was, like, a rubber colored massive can you say dildo on tv? whatever. >> jimmy: it's a french word. >> electric banana. we were like this is going to look stupid. you know?
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scorsese was like don't worry about it. we'll fix it in post. there was a team of digital artists that had to retouch my fake genitalia. >> that should be up for best special effects this year. >> you'll be across the street for the academy awards. jonah hill, everybody. we'll be right back with willie and korie robertson. >> jimmy: this is a message to let you know about a new documentary called northlandz about the world's largest model railroad. eight miles of track, over 100 trains and more than 100 bridges.
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we captured all the intricate details of this fascinating miniature world. >> if you have a talent to do something anybody, i don't care what you do for a living you've got to give it to the world. >> i heard about north lands. this is one of the biggest model railroads for the entire world. i'm excited to get there and get to work and push limits of my craft. >> for this project, i chose that cam kra that will get me into tight spaces and get me into unique vantage points. i'm expecting it to be quite eccentric. >> that is insane. >> hey, bruce. >> how you doing? >> nice to meet you finally. >> an artist is somebody who's passionate about creating things from nothing. >> you really can give it a soul. i have to do what my ideas tell me to do. hopefully this will be somewhat immortal.
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>> jimmy: our next guests have been so successful in sporting goods and reality tv that they now have more money than scrooge mcduck who, coincidentally, they killed today. their show is called "duck dynasty." it airs wednesday nights on a&e. please welcome willie and korie robertson. ♪
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>> i guess duck hunting season is over and shower during duck hunting season. >> i'm glad duck hunting season is done. >> i shower some. >> jimmy: how much? >> a couple times a week. >> jimmy: that's still not enough. >> he's gone on a hunt trip for a week, i'm hosing him off before he walks in. >> jimmy: i see. i saw you at that time the state of the union address. how did that come to be that you wound up there? >> my buddy wins the special election. it's just like your buddy going to congress. >> jimmy: that would never happen to one of my buddies. >> i would have said the same thing. so he's only in for a year and
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then he has to run again. he says willie, state of the union, man, i may only be here for a year. you want to roll? i said let's go, man. let's do it. we're literally high fiving in the back of it. can you believe we're here? >> jimmy: that's crazy. everyone wanted pictures with you while you're there. what did they ask you about these guys? >> a lot asked me about uncle cy. >> is he really like he is on the show. >> i mean, that must be strange for you guys. >> when we walked in, we kind of wave. then here they start coming up to the balcony and taking pictures. >> jimmy: did you speak to the president at that event? >> believe it or not, i happened to run into the president. i did. really. we were in a hall way. this lady says you can't get on
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the elevator yet. the president sees me and says willie, what's up? i'm like hey, what's up? we start talking and we're having this conversation. >> he's picking on you about your clothes. >> yeah, because last time we had seen each other at the correspondent dinner i had a tux on. he said where's the tux? i said this is my state of the union attire. there was a secret service guy who never watched our show because this cat, i am thinking he's going to drop me at any moment. >> jimmy: what about that made you think he hadn't watch the show? >> well, maybe he did, i don't know. but he was freaking me out. so the president walks up. i said can we get on the elevator. she said you can do whatever you want to do now. so we got on the elevator. >> jimmy: how long have you guys been together? >> 22 years. >> jimmy: you started dating,
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did you ever imagine that one day that this man would take you to the white house for the state of the union? >> no, i did not ever imagine that. he had big dreams. he always wanted to be like, he was going to be a professional bowler at one point. >> jimmy: what? >> i had a promising career. and then he was into scrabble for a right. >> figureded out you can't make money off of scrabble. so he's always going to be like whatever it is, it's all-in. >> you have to throw it out there. you never know what will stick. >> jimmy: and you pet whmet whe were how old? >> third grade. he asked me on the moonlight hike at summer camp. i said yes. so then in fifth grade, i go to his family's house. first time i've ever met phil. i walk in the door and this big
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old black beard. a little intimidating. i'm the yuppie girl. phil goes have you met willie, jess and jason sigh lus? i said yes, sir. they'll make good husbands some day. and i was like i'm in fifth freud. he said they're good providers. they're good hunters and fishermen they'll be good providers. >> he was pitching us. >> jimmy: except for the occasionally showering thing, it worked out well for you. well, thank you for coming. the show, of course, is duk "duck dynasty." airs wednesdays night at 10:00 on a&e. we'll be right back. >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible.
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>> i want to thank willie and korie robertson and jonah hill.
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i would like to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, their album is called, "a bad girl in harlem" here with the song "tonight you're perfect," new politics. ♪ ♪ should i believe in the world momma should i give up and hide or should i stay ♪ ♪ and fight should i believe in the rules momma tell me if i should run ♪ ♪ or learn to shoot a gun
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i don't know what to believe momma yeah i'm down on my knees ♪ ♪ i'm begging please help me back on my feet momma 'cause i need someone to believe believe believe in ♪ ♪ tonight you're perfect i wanna fall in love with the stars in your eyes tonight you're perfect ♪ ♪ i wanna fall in love but only for the night oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ only for the night oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i feel perfect too ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh whoa oh whoa oh ♪ ♪ you won't believe what i've seen momma there's a fire inside there's a storm on the rise ♪ ♪ it's in the air that we breathe momma can i speak out my mind in these changing times ♪ ♪ give me a reason to be momma 'cause i'm down on my knees
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i'm begging please ♪ ♪ help me back on my feet momma 'cause i need someone to believe believe believe in ♪ ♪ tonight you're perfect i wanna fall in love with the stars in your eyes tonight you're perfect ♪ ♪ i wanna fall in love but only for the night oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ only for the night oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i feel perfect too ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh whoa oh whoa oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh whoa oh whoa oh ♪ ♪ only for the night oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh whoa oh whoa oh ♪ ♪ only for the night
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oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh whoa oh whoa oh ♪ ♪ only for the night tonight you're perfect oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ i wanna fall in love with the stars in your eyes oh oh oh oh whoa oh whoa oh ♪ ♪ tonight you're perfect oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i wanna fall in love but only for the night ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh whoa oh whoa oh ♪
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