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you for braving the elements. little chunks of water fell from the sky on to me. all of a sudden i started getting wet. i didn't know what was going on. but i'm scared. we all are, you know? it doesn't rain much in southern california, especially this year, but when it does, it's very posh to rush inside immediately and turn on your local news. >> bob richards from sky 5 tonight. over chatsworth, the tfirst of two major storms. >> this islander in the sand right here is where the high tide was recently. >> more than two inches of rain could fall? the area by the end of the weekend. >> if you're watching channel 9

tonight, you're wet outside. >> racing for an epic downpour here on the red carpet. >> trust me, i was standing outside in the rain for several hours early this morning. >> jimmy: well, we trust you. and our thoughts are with you and your family. we really don't know what to do with ourselves when the rain is here. would you like the flat or sparkling pelagrino rain. we're likely to get up to inches of rain, and maybe even flash flooding which might actually have fun. how cute would it be to see ryan seacrest do red carpet interviews from a little row boat. the state of california is in the middle of a drought, so obviously we need the rain. but what we need more than anything is to hear how much we need the rain. >> forecast is still on track to see some much-needed rain. >> we are excited about the much-needed rain. >> sot much-needed rain. >> some much-needed rain.

>> much-needed rain. >> much-needed rain. >> much-needed rain. >> the rain we desperately need. >> ewe prattly need. >> we so desperately need. >> we so need it desperately. >> we need this. >> we need the rain. >> we need the rain. >> by the way, we need this rain. >> jimmy: message received. as if we didn't really need the rain, we could do anything to stop it. sol big news out of nasa yesterday, the kepler space telescope has discovered 715 new plan the es. either that or somebody sneezed on the lens. trying to figure it out right now. if you suddenly find 715 new planets, is that a discovery or weres you just not looking hard enough in the first place. scientists say we need to fine

inhabitable planets so we can go there and put pink berry yogurt shops on it. they found these using the new tender account. that's right, this is niborb m. round and hot in the middle and nothing is greater than doing it in a crater. very true. terrible news for all the school kids who just finished making mobiles of the solar system. back to work. there some big same-sex marriage news in texas yesterday. a u.s. district court judge ruled the state's ban on it is unconstitutional. texas state senator dan patrick did not celebrate that ruling. he's running for lieutenant governor. he's a very vocal opponent of same-sex marriage. but this is what he tweeted yesterday. he tweeted marriage equals one man and one man. enough of these activists judges. favorite it if you agree. i know the silent majority is out there with us.

not great with math, but i'm sure that one man and one man, that's two men, isn't it? needless to say, a lot of people had fun with it. so he deleted that tweet and immediately posted this one. oops, my boyfriend jeffrey is such a prankster, lol. this is what dan patrick looks like, by the way. very, very straight looking. if you were shooting a film and casting the role of a guy who had a stack of body building magazines hidden under his mattress, you would never pick him. nicely done, dan. well done. this is fun. i think this is about as fun as armed robbery gets. yesterday at an am/pm in richmond, california a man pointed a gun at the clerk. now the clerk, i don't know why he does this, but he just grabs and wrestles it away from him.

then one of his co-workers comes in and slams him to the ground. maybe not so smart but pretty great, right? it's like am/pm meets the wwe. we thought that clip might be even more fun if we added some wrestling announcers to it. >> the big show trying to -- big man. march henry! march henry! oh! >> jimmy: who says wrestling is fake. this sunday, especially for those of you who have been in our neighborhood know the 86th and final academy awards. this is the last year they're doing it. they decided there were enough oscar winners already and they don't want to dilute it for those who have them. but i'm excited for the oscars because they're doing things a little bit differently this year. to save time, they're going to

throw all the statuettes in a heap and let the nominees fight for them. the academy awards take place right across the street from us at the doll by theatre across te street. we have six guys dressed like spiderman out there. how much more security do we need? >> according to the odds makers, "12 years a slave" is the favorite to pick best picture. cate blanchette is favored for best actress. and apparently i'm not favored to win anything because i'm not in any of the films. most americans can no longer fit into the movie theatre seats. because so many people haven't seen the best picture nominees, our friend yeyha is providing a

public service announcement. y is he? hi, yeyha. he's a handy man by trade, but his real passion is waiting for celebrities and taking pictures from them. he has photos with thousands of stars. who's the most famous person you have a picture with? number one. number one most famous person. >> i have a lot. i have charles bronson. >> jimmy: okay, he is not the most famous. the most famous. the biggest of all the celebrities of. >> brad pitt and leo. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. we asked him to review some of the movies nop nated. which movie are you going to review for us tonight? >> that one black and white with all the guys named bruce. >> jimmy: nebraska? and the other one ca.

>> the other one called slave. >> jimmy: here's yehya talking about "12 years a slave." >> action. hi, it's me yeyha. i'm talking about the movie years a slave. that guy, what is that? what is his name? this guy, i forget. the guy, this guy, i forget name. the movie is about slave. you know, you remember the people long time and came his freedom the people. the movie look like story is called root long time. and the movie very good.

and i saw some clip from the movie. i don't see all the movie. i got picture from this guy. and i got picture from brad bet, too. the movie is really good. it play right now. it called year is slave. go and watch the movie. it's very good. enjoy the movie. >> jimmy: thank you. we'll take a break. when we come back, we have "this week in unnecessary kren korship." kerry washington, michael strahan and music from juice j. ♪ [ man ] i was asked to put new speed stick gear to the test... ...a very extreme sweat test. i call it...

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>> jimmy: welcome back. did you get a picture with jimmy hender on? >> he remind me of snoop dogg. he's a nice guy. >> jimmy: what about wiz kalifa reminds you of snoop dogg. >> the face, everything. >> jimmy: anything else? do you know what show show kerry washington is on? >> yeah. who's kerry washington. oh, kerry washington. the movie, like the president. usa. like she's work in the white house. >> jimmy: yeah, i know.

yeah, yeah. >> yeah, she's very nice. >> jimmy: very nice lady. i love guillermo laughing at your broken english. >> he's my brother. i love him. >> jimmy: the tables have really turned. since we have you here, do you want to show another one of your movie reviews? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are you going to review next? >> no ice? >> jimmy: i don't know. >> the one, year a slave. >> jimmy: we just did that one. >> the one black and white. >> jimmy: remember i said earlier not that one. >> i forget, jimmy. >> jimmy: let's watch it and it will be a surprise for us together. >> okay. >> jimmy: here's another edition of talking about the movie with yeyha.

>> hi. it's me, yeyha. i'm talking about the mao vie american hisry. the movie talk about mafia, casino, hooker, you know? and clean money, launder money. and this guy in the middle, christian bale, he's the one in the batman. and he's in the movie. he has big stomo. and vanessa, she good actor. and the guy on the left, he's the one can the tom cruise mission impossible. and the guy from hangover. i got the picture with him. i got the guy from mission with tom cruise. and i got the guy from hangover. the woman i don't know her name in the middle. maybe i got her, i don't know who she. the good movie, good actor.

go watch it. it's good movie. enjoy. >> jimmy: thank you. thursday night, it's time for or weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's this week in "unnecessary censorship." >> later tonight we'll be honoring the visionary barry gourdie. but we're going to start [ bleep ] his bleep right now. >> i have right now life long [ bleep ] addiction. >> [ bleep ] betty white oh, yeah. >> consider imposing a moratorium today on [ bleep ]. >> today is my overnight date with andi. i think we [ bleep ]. >> now we're married. so obviously we're going to be [ bleep ] way less. >> i'm going to [ bleep ] in a second. >> men feel less confident after receiving [ bleep ] from another man. >> we both have unusually large

[ bleep ]. >> i want you guys to know, no matter the amount of [ bleep ] between your thoughts, that's not going to bring happynd. -- happiness. i had a really big [ bleep ] between my thighs. i was miserable when i had the largest [ bleep ] between my thighs. >> looks like we're going on a [ bleep ] expedition. >> jimmy: michael strahan is here. we have music from juicy j with wiz khalifa. be right back with kerry washington.

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>> jimmy: you know our next guest as a former new york giant and current talk show giant who towers over his co-host every morning on "live! with kelly and michael." he's in l.a. for their annual "after the oscar show." watch it monday morning live at 9:00. and then juicy j with wi wiz khalia. we have the likes of meryl streep, tom hanks, katheri s ca zeta-jones. please join us at 10:00 p.m. on the west coast and after the oscars and your late local news. we're holding a charity auction on behalf of our friend 7-year-old max wilford. last night i wore a suit made entirely of rainbow loom rubber bands. thousands of kids sent in these

loom creations to help make them. we weaved them all together and we're augsi iauctioning the sui. bidding right now is over $13,000. if you would like toed bid on s beautiful suit, go to ebay.com/suitoftheloom or make a donation at maxloveproject.org. our first guest tonight is about as big a tv star. she's got a steak named after her. please say hello to our pal kerry washington. >> hello, sir.

you're either president or your shoplifted a basketball. >> or both. >> really big dinner. i am. you know i'm a really private person. but it does get to a point where you're like yeah, that's what's happening. >> jimmy: there's no way to hide that. >> you can eat a whole bunch of stuff now. soft cheeses you're not supposed to eat. >> your wife is pregnant. congratulations. >> jimmy: i'm not very helpful with the rules. i just eat everything. honey, you can't have this, but it's good. >> jimmy: i want to protect her to make sure she doesn't eat anything that's no good for the baby. >> so you're drunk all the time. >> jimmy: well, that goes without saying. are you taking advantage of this? as an actor, it must be exciting to be able to eat some stuff. >> i'm just sort of doing the healthy thing.

we're still shooting the show. >> jimmy: so you have to, like, make sure there's a ficus in front of you? >> my pocketbooks have gotten bigger and bigger. >> jimmy: peewee herman size props. will you be happy if your son or daughter grows up to be an actor like mommy? >> well, my parents were devastated. >> jimmy: they were? devastated? >> my mother cried. it's true. have some sympathy, it's true. >> jimmy: wow. what did they want you to be? >> she wanted me to be like a lawyer. she used to say don't be an actor. be a lawyer for actors. but when i was applying to colleges, my parents realized for the first time my acting could pay for stuff because i was actually on a theatre scholarship at george washington university. the only problem, or challenge or privilege is that i had to audition for every single

production. as part of the scholarship, you had to audition for every show. it was like being on the basketball team. you got newsed all the time. >> jimmy: did you have to do things you did not want to do? >> i had to do things that i maybe wouldn't have -- i had to go outviside my comfort zone. like there was a music called "croak the last frog." >> jimmy: really? >> and i played a frog. ing and i sang. is there a problem? >> jimmy: were you the [ bleep ] frog. >> i was. it was endangered species of frogs. i take my jobs very seriously, even when i wasn't getting paid. i went to the national zoo and watched frogs. >> jimmy: you did a ride along with a frog? wow, you are committed. you should be committed for that. frogs are probably looking at you what? how many hours, we don't do anything. in a week i might eat a fly.

wow, that's something else. >> yes. snoi now "scandal" is on all over the world. >> it is. we were sitting around on set one day and we realized the south african premier was happening. oh, let's live tweet with our south african audience. >> jimmy: so it's probably untouched. but in other countries, they overdub it, i guess. >> question. -- yes. the whole continent of africa, we have a different name because there's a show out of nigeria called "scandal." so we're called "the fixer" in africa. but there are other people who have olivier pope's voice. >> jimmy: we happen to have a clip. this is the spanish language version of this show. >> this is the one out of mexico. this one is a huge hit. >> jimmy: very big in mexico. let's take a look. [ speaking spanish ]

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making el scandalo. >> jimmy: it's upsetting when you go away for long periods of time. i know you can't do 52 weeks of shows a year, but this year they're in two bunches, right? >> yeah. last year we had a lot of repeats or we would be on for two weeks or off for two weeks. the writer wanted to approach it more like a cable show. >> jimmy: nudty? >> maybe. scadalo. >> jimmy: your character is now running the president's re-election campaign and sleeping with him. with the full knowledge of the first lady on the show, which doesn't even happen in france. i also know the real first lady of the united states is watching the show. >> she is. you know, i do a lot of work with the white house. i'm actually on a committee for the white house. the committee for the arts and humanities which is chaired by michelle obama. so i've never wanted to be like so what do you think about my show? i never brought it up. burr she shared that she binged

watched all three seasons during her holiday and is really enjoying it. >> jimmy: did she ever bs you and acted like she watched it? >> i never asked her. but i think she can enjoy it freely because our current white house is so scandal free, she can enjoy the fantasy of scandal. >> jimmy: yes, definitely. you don't see hillary clinton enjoying this kind of scenario. [ booing ] >> jimmy: oh, did you guys just find out about it? sorry to open the door of the time capsule. so you're going to be presenting at the oscars on sunday night? >> i am. i'm very, very excited about it. >> jimmy: is it a secret which category? >> it's top secret. >> jimmy: that means it's a good one, right? >> it's fun. >> jimmy: are you at the beginning or the end? >> i do know. although things change around. but it's really fun. >> jimmy: you know what would be fun is if you announce the wrong winner on the thing. whatever wins your category,

give it to "grown-ups 2." >> have shaquille come up and accept it? >> jimmy: why not. give adam sandler a little love for a change. >> if they pay me enough. >> jimmy: adam's got plenty of money. believe me. >> are you listen, adam? >> jimmy: it's very great to see you. i'm looking forward to uninterrupted scandals from here to eternity. you can see kerry at the oscars live sunday. kerry washington! we'll be right back with michael strahan! >> portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by at&t. head to at&t.com/beatsmusic for more informing.

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>> jimmy: you know our next guest as a former new york giant and current talk show giant who towers over his co-host every morning on "live! with kelly and michael." he's in l.a. for their annual "after the oscar show." watch it monday morning live at 9:00. please welcome michael strahan. [ applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: it's good to have you here. i was thinking about it. i think it's a testament to your wide appeal that you could be so popular on a daytime television show that appeals mostly to women, and then also doing football on fox and i mean, it really is kind of amazing. you know? >> i'll be honest with you, when you go wide appeal, you know what i'm thinking. uh you're talking about my teeth. >> jimmy: oh, no, no. >> you have such wide appeal, michael. it is pretty crazy. one minute i'm commentating the football game and presenting the super bowl trophy to the seattle seahawks. then the next minute i'm at the oscars interviewing stars on the red carpet. it is a very interesting life. they're so far removed. sometimes i kick myself. is this really what i do? >> jimmy: it's weird a you and ryan seacrest have the same job at anything. >> we have the same job in that regard.

he didn't have the other one i had. he said he played in high school, though. i would have ripped ryan seacre seacrest. >> jimmy: you know he went to an all girls high school, right? but he dominated. he dominated. >>. >> i hope so. >> jimmy: when you're on the red carpet, that's a terrible job, isn't it? >> it's not that bad. we are probably the last interview before they go in. so they're happy. we have champagne. we have candy because it's a long thing. take some candy so you can have something to eat while you're in there. and everybody is in a good mood. >> jimmy: do you know who everyone is? >> yes. of course. i know most. i know most. and most have already come on "live." so you have some rapport. you have a relationship. and it just flows. just go with it. >> jimmy: it's not like they're not looking at you and going oh, yeah, that's michael. this giant man.

it's good to have you on the red carpet. god forred bid in's a terroris attack, billy bush isn't going to save us. >> i'll throw billy bush at the terrorists. >> jimmy: but it's fun. >> i have a great time. kelly is backstage when they come off after winning. so we both have -- >> jimmy: that's the best spot. she gets to be in the winner's spot. >> they're happy. they just won. they'll ter her anything because they're so elated. and i get the ones whoer nervous. >> jimmy: and haven't eaten in 18 hours. maybe even three weeks. >> last year, jennifer lawrence, i offered her some champagne. and she, being young, she chugged it. then she tripped going up the stairs. i felt responsible. 123450i you should feel responsible. when you give the vince lombardi trophy to the winners of the super bowl, you give that same thing that kelly gets.

>> yeah, kind of sort of. it's different. lombardi trophy, i wanted to take that home. i don't even want to give this to the seahawks. but it was amazing to see such a young team. these young guys who just had a great season and just to see the elation. i've been in that position. to see them, see the owner, see pete carroll, the happiness on everybody's safe. i took over bradshaw's job because unfortunately his father passed away. he wasn't there for the game. but they didn't tell me that i had to present the trophy until, you know, an hour or so before. >> jimmy: really? >> they said we didn't want to stress you out. and i'm like give a brother some time to think about it. you can't throw me out there in front of millions of people. >> jimmy: you wind up just going here. you did get a moment with another great football player

from new york. broadway joe namath. he was wearing his aunt's coat. >> jimmy: you know what great -- joe namath is the original, like, new york, athlete. and he is so cool. so when i saw him with the coat, i'm like hey, joe, how you doing? great, michael. man, that coat is sweet. and he goes well, i thought it was going to be a little bit colder than it is. so apparently joe was sweating under that coat. he looked cool on the outside, bhu he was sweating. >> jimmy: 140 minks would have survived if he had just checked the five-day forecast. so congratulations to you. you're being inducted into the pro football hall of fame. >> thank you. >> highest honor you can receive in your sport, for

>> that's like the lifetime achievement award. >> jimmy: and you get a bust. do you pose for that. >> think measure your head. they measure it all over. but i have to meet with the guy. i think i want mine to be smiling. >> jimmy: nice. kwa, me yeah. meet with the guy 37. >> who is that? it doesn't look like the guy. >> jimmy: when you'yeah. >> when the other guy wants to look at the program, you want them to be intimidated. as i go older, i started smiling. i want them to say he's crazy, he's smiling. >> jimmy: it's reverse psychology. it would be scarier if someone mugged now in an alley and they're laughing. >> i've been measured. i still have to meet with the

artist. >> jimmy: you have a great face for sculpting. i mean, you really do. you have the very recognizable moustache and goeatee and your teeth and your hair is perfect. you have a good head. >> this is late night. >> jimmy: you are going to be doing a late night show because you have to be up at 6:00 in the morning after the oscars. >> the show is live 6:00. same theatre that they do the oscars at. 3,000 people. so it's exciting for us. you kind of going off of adren len. >> jimmy: you have no other choice. >> you have to get there so early the night before. it's the oscars so you have to do a little partying. >> jimmy: oh, you are? >> why not? it's the oscars. you got to go out and just suck it up the next day and hopefully nobody at home notices. >> jimmy: and then whoever you're sitting next to on the plane on the ride home has a giant man sleeping and drooling on them.

>> exactly. and i dear them to wake me up. >> jimmy: you can watch the after show live monday at 9:00 a.m. michael strahan, everybody. we'll be right back with juicy j and wiz khalifa. >> the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible.

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank kerry washington, michael strahan, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, his album is called "stay trippy." here with the song "talkin' 'bout" -- with some help from wiz khalifa -- juicy j. >> let's go. ♪ yeah, yeah hey, hey ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin'

but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ rack after rack i got the sack geeked up of beans pack after pack ♪ ♪ stay with the nina two cups and a zip juicy don't fight i just empty them clips ♪ ♪ blowing like cash high off the gas ♪ ♪ pay 20 stacks and they run up and blast ♪ ♪ next time you're see him this face on the shirt next time car he ride in stretch limo hearse ♪ ♪ see why you mad that to me you so cash ♪ ♪ stuffed in a louie bag juicy j be that ♪ ♪ big bag of that stank killer codeine in my drink killer ♪ ♪ mostly be lyin' sayin' they is but ain't killers ♪ ♪ wanna play with me i'm a break him off ♪ ♪ give my youngins

they'll do it i'm a bring 'em out ♪ ♪ they gon' get on your then they flyin' takin' off ♪ ♪ we gon take a life before we take a loss ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ my diamonds sing like ray j homie every day's a payday ♪ ♪ rollin up that kk now it's going down like mayday ♪ ♪ all my be chilling stacking money to the ceiling ♪ ♪ used to smoking out the parking lot now we owning a building oh ♪ ♪ used to tell i

was gonna here but they ain't really understand ♪ ♪ now they see me in that brand new 'rari and start to think i'm the man ♪ ♪ now my jeans cost a grand now my shows fill the stands ♪ ♪ now they see that i'm ballin' 'cause of how they bring in them bands ♪ ♪ now when be tourin' now my money be foreign ♪ ♪ all my be scorin' section very important ♪ ♪ i'm cakin' up you fakin' up i'm rollin when i'm wakin' up ♪ ♪ instead of talkin' and try to hate on us just grab a and come bake with us ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ ♪ i'm loadin' up and i'm ridin' out they talkin' but they hidin' out ♪ ♪ real know what i'm talkin 'bout ♪ >> single lady, put your hands up. married ladies put your hands up. baby mamas put your hands up. let's go.

♪ (bounce it) bounce it (bounce it) bounce it i'm about to throw a couple thousand ♪ ♪ bounce it (bounce it ) bounce it (bounce it) bounce it i'm about to throw a couple thousand ♪ ♪ ones fives tens twenties work your way up to them big face hundreds just bounce it ♪ ♪ (bounce it) bounce it (bounce it) bounce it i'm about to throw a couple thousand ♪ ♪ i love the way she slow dance she make me throw more bands grabbin' ass with both hands she in love with the dope man ♪ ♪ she wanna be my main chick i was thinking different clap that ass light our blunt baby, let's get ig'nant ♪ ♪ she's strips with the gs breaks cash like li she got double ds and ain't free ♪ ♪ came with my goons but i'm leaving with a diva with an ass like serena and a face like aaliyah redbone in some red bottoms she ain't finished college she a head doctor bouncing while i'm getting high as propellers on a helicopter let's do it again me you and your friend we don't even need a room give me up in my benz where my double cup time to pour it up got a so bad you can't afford to bounce it ♪ (bounce it) bounce it (bounce it) bounce it i'm about to throw

a couple thousand ♪ ♪ bounce it (bounce it ) bounce it (bounce it) bounce it tonight on "nightline," making love not porn. >> this is my boyfriend. >> hello. >> it's not just the pros getting busy in front of the cameras anymore. east-west highway these couples are paying to capture their most intimate moments. and what happened when they asked our cameras to leave the room. >> these are amazing. >> and style wars. for hollywood a-listers, there's only one name that matters more than her gown's designer on oscar night. the stylest who can put her in it. >> isn't that incredible? >> tonight, we're going inside the high stakes world of top celebrity stylists. where the dresses, like the stars are one in