rtainment operating system, only from xfinity. gathered at the dolby theater. >> yeah. >> wow. great oscar show, ellen. that was just great. really. >> thanks, jimmy. aren't you supposed to be somewhere now? >> there is nowhere i'd rather be than right here, at home, with my gals. >> you're not home. >> this is our home. >> i'm in a home. that's what really matters. >> don't you usually do a show after the oscars. >> no. i do a show after the academy awards every year. [ laughter ] >> let him figure this out. >> that's the same thing, isn't it? great.

>> that's mine. >> oh. >> whose fondue is in bed. >> hi, fondue. >> we have to change the locks. >> from hollywood, it's the ninth annual jimmy kimmel live after the oscars! tonight, two time oscar winner kevin spacey, with appearances by -- tom hanks, meryl streep, martin scorsese, christoph waltz, beth kingsley, seth rogen, samuel l. jackson, gary oldman, catherine zeta-jones, andy garcia, joseph gordon-levitt, chris hemsworth, liam hemsworth, barkhad abdi, morgan freeman and others. presented by captain morgan white rum. and now -- light, camera, action. here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. i am host of the show. thank you for watching. putting on your oscar sunday best for our ninth annual oscar special. the 86th annual academy awards wrapped up across the street here in hollywood. a night of suspenders, of seek wince and seacrests. ellen degeneres was excellent. she kept it loose. she brought pizza. congratulations to matthew mcconaughey, who won better actor. [ cheers and applause ] >> really incredible performance as a human slim jim. the best thing about matthew

mcconaughey winning best actor, he gets to have the movie failure to launch removed from his permanent record. jared leto won best supporting actor. [ cheers and applause ] >> the same movie, for transforming from man into transgender woman. and yet, the academy never honors the auto bots for transforming themselves from robots into cars. racism? you be the judge. [ laughter ] >> barkhad abdi nominated for best supporting actor. on the red carpet. almost every reporter pointed out the fact that a couple years ago he was a limo driver. tonight he got to ride in a limo. which is condescending, i mean, most actors start out with regular jobs, you never hear anyone say harrison ford used to be a carpenter, but now he lives in a house. [ laughter ] >> 12 years of slave won best motion picture, that was a tough one, because of the subject matter.

[ applause ] >> for people to cover new these hype ceremonies. new york did one of those things they visit a caterer, who gives suggestions for things to serve. this is why not every movie needs represented as one of the courses in an oscar night meal. >> let's go over here. blackberry cobbler, this is more like it. >> this is 12 years a slave. in the movie, they actually wrote with blackberry juice. take the blackberry turn it into a cobbler, or easily put them in these martini glasses and do blackberries and cream. >> slightly mixed feelings about this dessert. [ laughter ] >> not since schindler's bisque have i been so offended by a movie theme food. there weren't many surprises. most of the favorites to win won, the oscar pools came down to sound editing. if you correctly picked the winner in sound editing.

congratulations, use the winnings to buy friends, nerd. as i mentioned tonight was the 86th academy awards. first one took place in 1929, back then only 250 people invited. tiblths cost $5. there was no oscar statue et. the winner got a polio shot. now it's worldwide. broadcast from the dolby theater in hollywood and highland, which sounds impressive. those of us in hollywood know, it's the mall. it's not -- [ laughter ] >> on tv, it looks like a fancy place, facts of the matter is, it has a sun glass hut in it. this is the only neighborhood in america, you see jennifer lawrence asked who she is wearing in the same spot where homeless wolverine stole a pizza from a tourist the day before. [ laughter ] >> that doesn't mean it's not a big night. it is. we've been working on something big to celebrate it. there were a bunch of movies nominated for oscars adapted from books.

the wolf of wall street adapted from a book, captain phillips, 12 years a slave. times are changing, now that oprah's book club has gone to cable, we don't need to read any more. there is no one telling us we have to. we will usher the movie business into the 21st century. we enlisted the help of the greatest talents in the world of film to adapt not best selling books, not plays or musicals, tonight we transform popular you tube videos into big budget hollywood movies. to introduce our first adapted film of the evening, please welcome academy award winning director martin scorsese. [ applause ] hunger. incarceration and revenge. threaten a family in a visceral action packed thriller, that challenges family loyalty and

calls into question the human need for vengeance. >> this is my brother. we were inseparable. his teeth were like razors. >> it's time you let it go, in 30 years. >> i will find him. and i will destroy him. >> he is coming for you. >> let him come. >> as you wish, my son. >> he is your brother.

>> was. my brother. >> i trusted you! >> you were an animal. look at my hands. >> you stay back. or god have mercy on what i might do to you. >> mercy? ha ha. you hear that? he wants mercy. after what he did. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, charlie, that really hurt. [ cheers and applause ]

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delight you. but this is interesting, reuters did a poll this week asking people about the oscars, they found two-thirds of americans didn't see any of the best picture nominees this year. but we saw a madea christmas. 67% of those polled said they hadn't seen any of the nominated films. and 60% were unsure of which films should win best picture. i want to repeat that. 67% hadn't seen any of them. but only 60% were unsure which movies should win. that means a quarter of the people who haven't seen any of the movies are sure of which one should win. [ laughter ] >> so we decided to have a little fun with that. we went out on hollywood boulevard before it was crawling with celebrities to ask pedestrians to give us their thoughts on some of the films nominated this year. the only catch was, we made the movies and moments up for a very special oscar night edition of lie witness news. >> what do you think of judy

bench's performance in please let go, please let go, that's my donkey? >> you know, i think she did well. she did well. i think she had a family member that went through that or something like that. >> what did you think of julia roberts in the nicest prostitute? >> that was like very out of her character. she pulled through with it. and she did a good job. >> date blanch set getting raves for her role in a fish called deshanda. >> i thought she did a good job. i think she should get the oscar. >> 12 years a slave, was it fine it was an all white cast? >> no. i think they should have put some black people in there, yes. i enjoyed that one. >> you think they should have put some african-americans in there. >> yes. >> jonah hill, was he convincing as a moel. >> yeah. >> were you scared when you saw it? >> actually, it's crazy, i'm

terrified of wolves. but -- >> they are fictional. >> yeah. that's my fear. for sure. >> was it an oscar's role in i made love to my sandwich? >> no. i find more comedy in it than anything else, even if it's not supposed to be funny. making love to a sandwich is a little different than the norm. >> what did you think of the tarantino film gratuitous violence from my own amusements. >> great. >> what did you like about it? >> the details. and the main structure of the picture. and it had the great story, the great details in the background. and the great story. i thought it was great all the way through. >> it was very real for a fake movie. >> right. >> right. what did you think of the dance number in 12 years a slave? >> i thought it was pretty good. i think it was at the end?

>> toward the end, yeah. when he said, let's dance it out. >> something like that. >> let's dance, let's dance. >> let's dance. let's dance. let's all do the dance. we're free. i think it was like six of them. i think they were all together. [ cheers and applause ] >> how did that not win for best song? one of the movies people saw this year was frozen. frozen won best animated feature tonight. frozen is the true story of every actor in hollywood's forehead. [ laughter ] >> something called mr. you blow won best animated shorted, which has to be a short. a name you would call into an airport. paging mr. you blow. [ laughter ] >> they moved that category off the tv broadcast. the two french guys that won went on and on. if your category has the word short in it, your speech should not be longer than 15 seconds.

the wolf of wall street did not have a great night. it's a good movie. if you haven't seen it, it's a true story about a group of crooked stockbrokers, who are so over the top, it's almost cartoonish, the only way that story could have been more cartoonish, if it was an actual cartoon. so what we did, we took the audio from the wolf of wall street and combined it from another oscar nominated film, this one in the animated category. the results are thus. >> i got to say i'm incredibly excited to be a part of your firm. the clients you have are absolutely [ bleep ] clients. >> name of the game? move the money from your clients' pocket into your pocket. >> right. >> key to success. and the traffic is cocaine. shot between the ears. >> you are able to do drugs during the day and still function? still do your job? >> [ bleep ] else would you do this job.

[ applause ] >> cocaine is the reason they don't have noses any more. it's time to present our second you tube spin into hollywood gold. one of the greatest and most beloved actors of all time, mr. morgan freeman. [ cheers and applause ] >> sometimes, the art known as cinema imprints us with unforgettable lines. frankly, my deer, i don't give a damn. you can't handle the truth. here's looking at you, kid. well, this film takes us along on one woman's extraordinary journey, with a classic line, moviegoers will never forget. >> she was an ordinary woman. who would unintentionally change history.

academy award nominee queen latifah. >> kids, is your name barack obama. >> academy award winner barkhad abdi. >> it is. >> boy, you should run for president one day. >> why? >> that's a dumb question. ain't nobody got time for that. now give me a cold pop. >> could i have my ball back now? >> lord jesus, no. >> what? >> based on the true story, that inspired real local news. >> wears a lady to buy a cold pop in this neighborhood. >> adam driver as steve jobs. >> what if there's a program on your phone that could help you locate cold pops and other essential items? >> sounds good. ain't nobody got time not to have apps on their phone. >> what's an app? >> lord jesus, what do i know?

figure it out yourself, captain turtle neck. >> what! >> ask what you can do for your country. >> ain't nobody got time for this. >> tear down that wall. >> ain't nobody got time for that. >> one small step for man. >> ain't nobody got time for this. >> walk signal. ain't nobody got time for this. >> sweet brown, ain't nobody got time for that. >> lord jesus, take me to get a cold pop. >> with matt damon in his most important deleted scene yet. >> my favorite part was getting to know everybody over in -- >> shut the hell up. ain't nobody got time for this. [ applause ] >> i hope she washes her hands.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ welcome back. i'm jimmy kimmel. we are live. and it's after the oscars, which is why we call it our after the oscars special. and we will be back at it tomorrow night and all next week. my guests will be ricky gervais, aaron paul, jane lynch, omar epps, bellamy young from scandal, we'll have music from fitz and the tantrums, kongos and jetta and tomorrow night, monday night, i can honestly say i've never been more excited about a guest than i am for this one. our guest tomorrow night will be toronto mayor rob ford. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] oh, hi mr. mayor. i think you might be confused. you're on tomorrow night. >> oops. sorry about that. >> no problem. see you tomorrow.

[ cheers and applause ] >> let that be a lesson. god does answer your prayers. if you play hard enough. tomorrow night, mayor ford and gonzo from the muppets. [ laughter ] >> our guest tonight is a gifted and distinguished actor who is two or two at the academy awards with his sights set on the emmys too. the entire second season of his excellent show house of cards is available now on netflix. please say hello to kevin spacey. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> great to have you here. >> i just have to say that's the

first time i had to follow a ford and one that was so banged up. [ laughter ] >> thank you for sharing your dressing room with the mayor tonight. we appreciate it. >> he threw up all over it. >> how are you? you were over at the oscars, you came over here. >> very l. i had a good time. ellen did a great job. >> she did. it seemed like a loose kind of fun environment. >> she ordered pizza. i got a piece. it was awesome. >> you participated in the photo bombing there. >> i did it was a selfie. from what i understand, it broke twitter. >> it did. twitter was disabled temporarily. >> it was the most retweeted selfie in the history of twitter. a million people retweeted it in an hour. [ applause ] >> that's right. i think might be more excited about that world record had it not be held by a kardashian. [ laughter ]

>> do we have that selfie? do we have the photograph? i have it here. this is what you guys -- that's the photo you took. >> there i am. >> you kind of popped in there in the background. >> i kind of photo bombed. [ laughter ] >> i think we should do our own selfie, and see -- see if we can top it. [ applause ] >> all right. we'll tweet that. >> tweet that. see what happens. [ applause ] >> you won the oscar two times. what do you remember most. what's in your head from those wins? >> it goes by so quickly. part of it is in slow motion, when you hear your name called, and i remember going up on

stage, and literally thinking, like, i wasn't talking english. like the words that were coming out of my mouth would make no sense. and later on -- >> like john travolta tonight. [ laughter ] >> did you see that? he tried to introduce someone. >> imagine what he would be like if he won an oscar. >> right. [ laughter ] >> we have to make sure that never happens. >> never should happen. i got up on stage. when i watched it later, at the hotel they were showing clips, i got to see what i said. i made absolutely no sense whatsoever. but when i won for american beauty, i remember i -- actually for usual suspects. i got up, and thank goodness, what they do, they had the previous winner of the previous year, the actress, so in my category i was best supporting actor, diana weest.

she knew what i was going through. i thanked whoever i thanked. i got off stage. i literally remember the room was spinning. and she said, get him a chair. sit him down. get some water. breathe. just breathe. breathe. breathe. i remember sitting down. and oddly here's the funny think. you said john travolta. the room was going like this. i remember i finally sat down. and all i saw was john travolta, who was about to go out and probably mumble. [ laughter ] >> and she was so great, to have got me calmed down before they sent me to the press room. >> that was sweet of her. >> on the second time, with american beauty, i remember that i had thanked jack lemon, in my acceptance speech, because sam mendes and i based the character of lester burn on jack's extraordinary performance in "the apartment" one of the great films of all time. i called jack. now jack had won an academy

award in 1955 for mr. roberts. then won again in 1973 for "save the tiger." i called jack after i dedicated my oscar to him. he said, you're a son of a bitch. why? i won my first oscar in did you it in four years. >> did you ever do that impersonation? >> i did. on saturday night live, we did this never before seen screen tests from star wars. and so i auditioned as chewbacca as jack lemon. >> did you ever think about hosting the oscars something you would agree to do, if they asked you? >> that would be great fun. >> you would like to. >> it would be great fun. sure. >> because you're jack lemon is similar to your johnny carson, i think. >> he was one of the great hosts of all time. >> of course. yes. >> you want to see johnny.

>> do a little johnny. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. look, can it was excited. we just had the oscars, as you know. live on abc. and the big picture tonight, i didn't see it, it's called 12 years a slave. i assume it was about my first marriage. [ cheers and applause ] >> and of course, another picture gravity did very well, for those of you who have not seen the picture it's about sandra bullock and george clooney starring two astronauts sucked into a black hole where nobody can hear you, in hollywood we call that caa. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i know you love johnny carson, did you ever do the

carson show? >> i did. i had the chance to do johnny before he retired, because i had done a tv movie of the week for nbc about jim and tammy baker, remember the religious couple? >> sure. >> i played jim baker who had a big field day with them over the years. he wanted me on the show. he would let me do my impression. he apparently didn't like people doing impressions of him. he saw a tape, i was quite young. i used to do it in standup. and but it turned out i was the last guest. and so i ended up having a minute and a half on the show with a film clip. and we never got to the point where he was going to let me do the impression. actually it was worth it. in the commercial break, after we went to commercial, he leaned over and said, listen, i'm really sorry we didn't get to the bit. i was looking forward to seeing it. but i couldn't get the old woman to shut up. [ laughter ] >> and robert klein decides to be funny for the first time in six years. who knew? [ laughter ] >> that's heart breaking. robert klein mostly.

did you ever do his show? >> i was on the carson show one time when i was a teenage mag sgligz have you ever seen it? >> no. no. we were unable to get the tape of that. >> well, oddly enough, because i don't know if you know last year i narrated the documentary about johnny carson. >> i am aware. >> on pbs. a terrific show. actually i'm quite close to the estate. we have tracked down your clip. >> you have? >> yeah. [ applause ] >> we can't show it here for legal reasons, but right now, on my web site, kevin spacey.com, if people go to it, they will see your clip with johnny carson. >> that is miraculous. on your web site. kevin spacey.com, is a clip of me on the johnny carson show. if only i had something like that for this show here. >> i tell you what, if you're really nice the rest of the interview, i'll download it for you. >> i would appreciate it. this is a brand new web site? >> it is. we launched it last week. over the last ten years, all the various strands of my life, i felt i wanted to bring everything to one place.

a lot of people don't know i produced captain phillips or social network or i run a theetner london, i brought it all together. >> that's great. not only you have that going on. you're in one of our you tube movies. you didn't know this. you are. well, i'm not going to give too much information. we will show that to our audience when we come back. kevin spacey is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> we are live with kevin spacey. what a great show. i mean, you play a great villain. >> she's an amazing character. >> you must have some -- you must be quite a villain. >> how badly do you want to find out? >> not that badly. by the way, ourselfy has already broken the record set earlier. >> fantastic. >> they got a million in the first hour. we got 2 million. >> wow. >> congratulations to us. [ cheers and applause ] >> and of course, on your web site, kevin spacey.com, you can see video of me on johnny carson's show, when i was a teenage magician. yes. what sells on that web site? >> actually, i just announced, i did a film, people may or may not know, i did a production of richard iii two years ago with sam mendes. >> none of these people do. but there are other people in the world. >> cultured people, you mean.

>> exactly. >> oh. how quickly we turn. [ laughter ] >> he's talking about yogurt, everybody. okay? >> free cameras for everybody. sam mendes directed me in american beauty. he directed me in richard iii, it was unique, we had 20 actors, half from america, half from great britain, we went around the world for ten months and did richard iii in all these cities. i decided it was something worth documenting. i made a film called now. and it's a -- for all those people who say why do theater? why is theater important? this is a film i hope answers a lot of those questions. it was an extraordinary experience to do. and it's a really intimate look at what it's like to be an actor in a company, go around the world and do classic work. >> what country is the best country to do shakespeare in? >> a lot are incredible. istanbul. we were in china. naples, italy. spain. san francisco.

london. >> the audiences all appreciate it. >> they do. although now in the world we are speaking of, we live in a camera where audiences like to -- i've seen this happen while i'm on stage and working up there. and there is some guy trying to film me. >> that's not good. >> he's loving it. so i decided that i kind of had enough. and i began to yell at the audience in certain cities. [ laughter ] >> i think it is when i actually flipped someone off in the audience, who took five flash pictures in a row. even after i was going, stop it. put that camera down. literally saying it, as the king. [ laughter ] . >> i never broke character. >> of course not. >> then the cast thought that maybe it was crazy for me to break the wall. so they bought me a green laser. i kept it in my costume. i would just zap it on someone, when they took a picture. they would put it away. they thought there was someone with a sniper gun that would take them out [ laughter ]

>> i want to mention, we are live right now. i do want to make sure we include this. you are part of a very exciting production, that we produced here at this show. and i believe you have somebody you would like to introduce. >> i'm excited about this. is this the final installment? >> no. there is one more. >> so this is it, in line with wonderful you tube. >> don't tell anything about it. >> i'm a guy who understands no spoilers. all right? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> here to introduce this film, academy award winner, the great anjelica huston. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, kevin. many films have attempted to capture an artist. to illustrate his genius, his faults, his passion, his energy. few have succeeded as

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>> amadeus cat. ♪ >> oh, naughty boy. >> the other cursed to languish in his shadow. >> play for us. >> as you wish, sire. ♪ ♪ i'm sitting on a piano ♪ i'm sitting on a piano >> enough!

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welcome back to jimmy kimmel live. it's about to get even magical-er. >> we have one more you tube film adaptation for you tonight. and here to introduce it is our friend cigar lover and academy award nominee andy garcia. [ cheers and applause ] >> an extraordinary brush with fate that changes and challenges his perceptions of the world forever. it is a tale of fantasy,

reality, beauty and madness. for the mind of one of our most visionary directors comes a coming of age story, that will open both your eyes and your mouth. i have two fingers. is this real life? real life? real life? ♪ is this the real life >> in a world -- ♪ is this just fantasy >> where fantasy is reality ♪ caught in a landslide ♪ >> one boy will discover. ♪ no escape from reality >> how awesome it is to be on drugs. >> i can't smile without you. >> in 3-d musical hallucination.

>> i can't feel my face. what's so >> but sometimes, imagination has a mind of it's own. >> you got to fill the hole. now you smile. for me. >> never. >> oh my gosh. oh, my god. it's a rainbow all the way across the sky. >> take an unforgettable trip

with joseph gordon levitt, catherine zeta-jones, samuel l. jackson. >> i said spit, bitch. >> and seth rogen. >> let go. >> you have four eyes. >> i have rainbow eyes. sorry. >> some day we'll find it, the rainbow connection. >> the lovers. >> the dreamers. >> and me. >> and me too [ bleep ]. >> baz luhrmann, david after dentist double rain beau in 3-d.

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[ male announcer ] spring is calling. get sta-green fertilizer now just $8 at lowe's. ♪ what an elegant night it has been. i'd like to thank kevin spacey, ellen, the academy, the stars of our you tube movies with the exception of matt damon, who was the worst of everyone. thanks for being the weak link again. we'll be back tomorrow night at our regular time with gonzo from the muppets and toronto mayor rob ford will be with us. thanks for watching, have the sweetest of dreams.

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