>> from it's jimmie kim lel live. tonight, jane lynch. oand music with cleto and the cletones. and now, take my word for it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ]

>> thanks for tuning into the show. thanks for watching at home. glad you're here. you should have been here last night. we had an interesting night last night. the mayor of toronto, rob ford was here. after that, i'm not sure what happened. it seemed like we were having fun. we went over much of his remarkable life. we went over some of his home videos. then after the show, apparently he was upset. why, i'm not exactly sure. i asked him about drinking and smoking crack, what were we supposed to talk about? his other hobbies? anyway, after the show, rob buzz surprised, i guess, and he left right away mad. but then i don't know what happened, maybe he watched it again or he thought it out on the flight. but he reflected on the experience this morning at toronto city hall. >> did jimmy kimmel make a fool out of you? >> i don't think so at all. i'm getting a lot of support. was it a tough interview? sure it was. but he has a job to do. i haven't seen one of his shows

that he doesn't take shots at people. i knew i was going into a lion's den. i held my own. and i got my message out that i've saved taxpayers money. all my achievements. i wish i had more time to promote toronto. but you know what, that's what happens. i like jimmy and i love the people in l.a. >> jimmy: and we love you, too. we might even be in love with you, mayor ford. the thing is it's hard to tell whether he's mad or not because his face is always bright red. it doesn't change colors. but i want to say it was not my intention to upset the mayor and i hope we're still on for go-karting this weekend. but i do feel bad he didn't get more time to promote the city of toronto and i'm going to make it up to him later on in the show. so stick around for that. meanwhile it's fat tuesday. no insult to the mayor intended. it's a holiday. this was a float at mardi gras in new orleans. it's a giant smoking rob ford. pretty good actually.

representing canada, i guess. you know, new orleans and a few other cities around the country, the mardi gras madness, it comes to an end at the stroke of midnight. that was tonight. this is the night tonight on which women traditionally will penalize their fathers for not paying enough attention to them by exposing themselves to strangers in exchange for beads. you know, those mardi gras beads that they wear around the neck, they're being called a health concern. a doctor in 3w59 ton rouge is warning people that the beads can be covered with filth, bacteria and even the flu virus. true. it's true they won in hot water and soap. i'm sure that's the first thing on this guy's mind. i need to remember to wash my beads. it's especially important to keep the beads away from children. if you hear the words honey,

take mommy's mardi gras beads out of your mouth, being a parent probably isn't your thing anyway. guillermo, why are you behind the desk tonight? >> guillermo: nbc tired a new head of security. >> jimmy: they did? >> what is this? i found a suspicious package. >> jimmy: it's sam the eagle from the muppets. you're the new head of security? >> indeed i am. we need to alert home listened security at once. >> jimmy: this is my dinner. >> guillermo: that's your din r dinner. >> that's your dinner? >> guillermo: yes. >> you are on probation. >> jimmy: please don't put him on probation. >> one more word and you're on probation, too. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> rule number two, never eat on the job. that's two strikes. >> jimmy: oh, no. you know what, sam, guillermo

has been working here for ten years. he always eats on the job. >> have you not reviewed today's security tapes? >> jimmy: i didn't know we have security tapes. >> well, we do. put the video on the screen. here's your security guard in action. >> jimmy: nicely done, sam. guillermo, i have to admit you don't come off as great in that clip. but -- >> so what do you have to say for yourself? >> guillermo: sorry, sam. that was my nap time. >> jimmy: that is true. that is his nap time. >> nap time? i can't work here anymore. this man is untrainable, this show is unprofessional. and, well, i just got hired on "scandal." now those people know security. >> jimmy: all right.

well, thank you, sam. it's great meeting you. sam the eagle. from the "muppets most wanted movie." he's the original angry bird, did you know that? i'm sure you heard the big news today. a puff of glittery smoke billowed up from the chimney of the vatican this morning to afouns a new cast on "dancing with the stars." usually you have to tear through old issues of magazines at the dental office to figure out who they are. nene leaks is going to dance. billy dean williams. lando will be doing the mambo for us. meryl davis and charlie white. they're ice dancers, but will they be able to make the transition from ice to the ground? yes, they will. they will crush everyone. drew carey is dancing this year.

he's the host of "the price is right." he must be very sick of plinko. and a double amputee, she has no legs and she's dancing with derek huff. can we just give her the mirror balled trophy now and save anyone? how are the judges going to give a double amputee anything low e than a 10. your dance lacked fluidity. it's because itch no legs. do you remember when they had the contest assistant with one leg? heather mills? we're doubling down. whoever is running graphics at a station made a little mistake spp . it's okay.

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>> was my brother! >> i loved working with meryl, you know. she's very hands-on. very hands-on. >> i don't know which one was liam and which one was chris, but i just know they're both hot as [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we'll have that in its entirety tomorrow night. we have a good show tonight. jane lynch, omar epps and music from fits and the tantrums. and when we come back, i have a peace offering with the mayor of toronto. we'll be right back. i'm saving a ton of time by posting them to my wall.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. omar epps is here. i interviewed mayor ford and yesterday after the show he was or wasn't upset, i don't know which it was. he said he wish he had more time to talk about toronto. i've been to toronto. as a sign of international goodwill, because the last thing we need right now is a war with canada, i decided to show video of all the wonderful sights i saw on my trip to toronto with my wonderful tour guide guillermo.

>> guillermo: jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm good. is this your car? >> yeah. this is my car. >> jimmy: do you know how to drive? >> guillermo: yeah. if you have any questions, be free to ask. >> jimmy: okay, i will. what part of town are we in right now? >> guillermo: right now we're in toronto. >> jimmy: all right, that's helpful. oh who is that? who is that statue? >> david: that is winston churchill. >> jimmy: is he a canadian? >> guillermo: he's a canadian from 1974 to 1935. >> jimmy: that's quite a time span. >> guillermo: to your right is the art gallery of ontario. >> jimmy: what is that huge building? >> guillermo: that is the tower of ontario.

12345 >> jimmy: i think that's the cn tower. >> i think you're right. that is the cn tower. >> jimmy: that is tall. how towel is that thing? >> guillermo: it's real tall. this is very exciting. on your left is wayne gretzky's restaurant. he used to play hockey. >> jimmy: you're on the left side of the road. you're going to have to move over there. >> guillermo: go to the left side. >> jimmy: oh, look at this. >> guillermo: the hometown of the toronto blue rays. you know the baseball game the blue rays? >> jimmy: i like the blu-rays, but the dvd's are good too. >> guillermo: no, the baseball team. the blue rays called? everybody make mistake. now we are approaching toronto harbor. this is lake ontario, jimmy. >> jimmy: can we get out here? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. i would love to.

>> jimmy: this is beautiful. it's a beach right here in the city. >> guillermo: this is sugar beach, jimmy. and this is the sugar factory where they process all the sugar come from cuba. >> jimmy: oh. i can tell that this is sugar beach, you know why? >> guillermo: why? >> jimmy: because you're so sweet. >> guillermo: thank you, you're sweet, jimmy. >> jimmy: why are you still talk into that thing? >> guillermo: because that's part of the tour that i'm giving you. >> jimmy: i think we should move here guillermo. >> guillermo: yeah, this is a great place. >> jimmy: weather is beautiful. >> guillermo: the weather is beautiful. they have syrup. i love pancakes. >> jimmy: they have that bacon, which is better than our bacon. >> guillermo: yeah. i love bacon. now we enter the financial district. >> jimmy: the what?

>> guillermo: you know what i mean, the money goes up. the financial thing. >> jimmy: yeah, the financial things. >> guillermo: and now it's time for a tour quiz. >> jimmy: it is? >> guillermo: yes. true or false. canada is the second largest country in the world. true or false. >> jimmy: by area, yes. by population, absolutely not. >> guillermo: ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. you got it right. >> jimmy: thank you. what do i win? >> guillermo: you win a trip to my favorite place in toronto. >> jimmy: wow, that's great. i'm excited. >> guillermo: here we are, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh here? >> guillermo: celine dion the star. when i'm depressed i come here then i feel better. you should try it. >> jimmy: maybe i will.

♪ thewhen you're here ♪ ♪ there's nothing i fear. and i know my heart ♪ ♪ will go on ♪ we'll stand ♪ forever this way ♪ you are safe in my heart ♪ and my heart will go on and on ♪ >> jimmy: let's go get some bacon. >> david: okay, let's go get some bacon.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program is a new show resurrection which repremiers on sunday night. omar epps is with us. and then with music from this album called "more than just a dream" fitz and the tantrums. tomorrow night, ricky gervais will be with us. newly appointed dancing star nene leakes will join us and

we'll have music from kongo. and on thursday aaron paul, from "scandal" bellamy young, and music from jetta. and all next week we'll be broadcasting from austin, texas. for the south by southwest music festival. do you know who is going to be there to greet us? i'll tell you who. willie nelson is going to be on the show! for all the info, go to kimmelinaustin.com. our first guest tonight has a golden globe, an emmy, a star on the hollywood walk of fame and a whole wing in the tracksuit hall of fame. you can see her on "glee" tuesday nights on fox. please welcome jane lynch. [ applause ] >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you, jimmy. >> jimmy: how have you been? >> aye been great.

>> jimmy: this is the fifth season of "glee." >> yes. >> jimmy: and you have a game show. you're like ryan seacrest jr. >> i love it. i'm very busy. >> jimmy: you seem comfortable hosting things. >> i started out as a host. i was in the beginning of the home shopping network craze. there was this show, it was the very first one in the late '80s called american shopping place in glenco, illinois. >> jimmy: oh, you're not kidding. >> yeah, yeah. it was 24 hours. i did the 111::00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m. shift. we took phone calls. a lot of drunken, dirty people. >> jimmy: did you have call screener? >> no, no. we had nothing like that. it was very primitive. the minute i got this job they were trying to replace me. they want these kind of cute, you know, minuscule people. and they had this big tall blond who showed up at 11:00 every

night. they allowed me to show up. they wouldn't make eye contact with me. they didn't want to create a relationship. i would say hey, how is everybody doing? they were going to get rid of me as soon as they could. they auditioned my replacements with me on television. live. they auditioned them live. >> jimmy: did you know that was happening? >> they would say show her the rope, jane. they would put her on an apple crate because she was usually ti tiny, so we could fit in the same shot. the director would always say save this, jane. save it. it's a particular skill to do this. >> jimmy: do you remember any of your co-hosts? >> yes. there was a girl named kend kendy klettfer who is exactly who they wanted. she's still doing it. >> jimmy: thank god they didn't keep you on there, you might still be doing that. >> she's now 25 year she is's been doing it. she reese on home shopping network.

she was a sweert girl. >> jimmy: what were you selling? >> a lot of cubic a plot of flea collars. our pets are like family. the next best thing to a real diamond. stress that. grandfather clocks. electric socks. >> jimmy: oh, wow. people would call in and you had a bank of people taking their orders. >> no, no, no. it was a tiny studio in glenco, illinois, which is just northwest of chicago. and we had, like, one guy at the phone, you know, who would say -- we've got a caller! and it would be like are you wearing underwear? that kind of thing in the middle of the night. it was so much fun. i loved every night.

>> jimmy: is it left to you to really sell the product? >> it is. they give you about ten bullet points about qualities of the product. and you have four or five minutes to just, you know, wrap on this stuff. it was the best improv training in the world. >> jimmy: i would imagine, you would be great at that. but i would imagine almost everyone else would be terrible at that. >> kandy kleppfer she would be great at it. >> jimmy: is that really her? >> there she is! she looks exactly the same! she looks exactly the same. she was great at it. she was really nice. she supported me. she knew my ass was grass. >> jimmy: maybe call in and buy something from her. >> i should. >> jimmy: did you go to the oscars? >> i didn't. i went to an oscar party, though. >> jimmy: friend's party? >> a friend's party. one of the reasons, i usually don't even watch the oscars. i have award show anxiety. >> jimmy: why? >> i don't mind hosting it.

i don't have -- we both hosted the emmys, i don't have it. but i'm afraid people are going to make fools out of the themselves. they always do. i feel for them. you know, when you're one job, john travolta, is to pronounce the woman's name. i felt bad ly for him. i felt badly for idina menzel. sometimes i'm on the floor with the face in my hand. >> jimmy: really? that much? >> i can't stand it. >> jimmy: you have a lot of -- >> empathy. >> jimmy: unnecessary empathy. >> i do, yes. >> jimmy: wow. have you always been like that? >> always. >> jimmy: do you feel uncomfortable when you're with these people? these celebrities? >> you know, i don't -- i don't -- people say don't you want to go to the vanity fair party so you can meet so and so? no, i don't. i don't like when people come up to me and say i want to meet you. >> jimmy: oh.

>> i -- >> jimmy: if there's work that you admire? >> i don't like it when people do it to me. i'm very uncomfortable. >> jimmy: i did that to you in a supermarket a long time ago. you were very nice as i recall. you were probably pretending. >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you had bad experiences like that. >> i remember i told john cusak one time i thought he was a great actor. i felt stupid. even though i meant it. i felt dumb. >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know. you know who does it the best. she's our best actress probably in modern history, meryl streep. nobody does the star kind of walk through a party like meryl streep. she has wonderful boundaries and she's extremely charming. have you ever seen her at a party? people are like -- and she's hello. when she does meet somebody, it's a quick hi.

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>> jimmy: how are you doing? oh, wait, you' been here. never mind. how many episodes now of glee. >> we just celebrated the 100th.

>> jimmy: oh, 100th. that's a lot of episodes. >> that's a lot of episodes. as an actor, you never know where your next job is. it's pretty amazing. it's a pretty big landmark to look at it and look back. we've been through so much together, such great highs and really bad low. we're closer than ever. and they gave us, they had a little party for us. and they gave us an uneatable cake. it's like plastic. >> jimmy: yeah. they're not for eating. but it looked good? it looked delicious, yes. are there any songs left to sing? >> there are no songs left to sing. we're going to start repeat songs, too. >> jimmy: might have to get into commercial jingles or christmas carols. >> they don't do jingles anymore. owe. >> i had this exact conversation with my wife who was uninterested in it. >> i'm very interested in it. >> jimmy: there are only, like,

four jingles left. >> name one. >> jimmy: there's that. ♪ carpet empire ♪ 588-2300 empire today >> jimmy: that's a good one. ♪ how do you handle a hungry man ♪ with man handlers >> jimmy: those are gone. i think they should bring him back. they cut out tv show theme songs for the most part and they cut out jingles. ♪ who can turn the world on with your smile ♪ ♪ that's good stuff. >> jimmy: it brings back memories. kids these days won't have it. but they're not even watching whole shows. they're watching pieces of shows on youtube. so they don't need the jingles. >> that's exactly what i do. i spent the last seven hours watching the entire third season of episodes. >> jimmy: you have two shows. you're here promoting a third one that you're not even a part of. >> i'm a giver.

>> jimmy: sue sylvester is the principle now. her object is always to get rid of the glee club. if you get rid of the glee club, isn't that, you know, when richard kimble finds the one-armed man. isn't it over at that point? >> no, it's no the. because we have. episodes to fill. right now we're going to new york. i'm kind of on vacation right now. the next four or five episodes are new york. >> are you going to new york for it? >> no, no, we do fake new york. . >> i thiwhat we've learned toni it's largely fake. >> yes. >> jimmy: there's no such city as new york. it was a fake city that was made up by frank sinatra in a song. it's great to see you. >> it's good to see you.

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>> i made a dragon. >> i made a rose pedestrital. >> cool. >> what did you make? >> i made this. >> sha that's sad. >> maybe if you were nicer to people they would want to help you. >> please. >> i guess we could show him a few things. >> wow, you guys are good loomers. i can barely move. >> hasta la vista -- >> guillermo. >> this isn't very nice. >> i loomed you a tissue. and i loom yoed a violin. >> and a binkie. >> guillermo: where are you going? >> jimm . >> don't be a late loomer. go to michaels. how to loom videos and more go to michaels.com.

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our next guest played doctors on both "er" and "house." so if you need a medical attention tonight, let him know. is his new show "resurrection" premieres this sunday night on abc, please welcome omar epps. omar, what is your favorite commercial jingle? we were just talking to jane lynch. >> i know "good times" is my favorite show jingle. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's good. >> do you remember the mikey and try,ing but that wasn't really a jingle. >> jimmy: that wasn't at all a jingle, no. it's been a long time since you were here. >> it's been too long. >> jimmy: you were here nine years ago, i think. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: and since then, we've had a strict no omar policy. nothing to do with you. but bring us up to date on what's going on. you tweeted that you're on -- you're on a 21-day cleanse? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how many days are you into it? >> i think eight days. >> jimmy: you think? >> not enough days into it. it's like a total body cleanse. no salt, no sugar, no -- >> jimmy: what is being cleansed out. >> toxins, jimmy. >> jimmy: are there really toxins in there? number one. and number two, are they coming out? i mean, i don't know what these toxins are. and i'm interested in them. because it sounds great to have toxins removed from your body. but i just don't believe it. maybe it's because i like to eat. >> i love to eat, too.

they're coming out, i hope. sweating them out. >> jimmy: what can't you eat? >> can't? no contender meants, processed foods. you have to eat super clean. >> jimmy: no condimentes. you can't have mustard? >> you can't have mustard. >> jimmy: what kind of cleanse is this? >> the real deal. >> jimmy: is it for weight loss or health? >> no, it's just to recalibrate, you know, my system. get clear and zen. >> jimmy: that sounds terrible. what do you miss the most right now food wise? >> ranch dressing and pickles. >> jimmy: really? >> very odd. >> jimmy: are you sure you're not pregnant? >> you miss the weirdest things. when you deprive yourself, grapes are like cake to me right now. it's crazy. >> jimmy: so for your birthday, we should give you a handful of grapes with little candles on them. >> i would be happy.

>> jimmy: it must be the salt you're missing from the pickles. >> you get the salt from the celery. got to change it up. >> jimmy: queen latifah was here. we were talk act the old days when she used to tour. and she mentioned that you were on tour with her. so what were you doing on the tour? >> i used to sing and dance background for queen latifah. >> jimmy: was that fun? was that a good time? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what year are we talking about here? >> way back. like '93. >> jimmy: were you a tanler? >> 18. >> jimmy: who else was on the tour? >> ziggy marley. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> yeah. and crystal waters. >> jimmy: i remember crystal waters. she had a song -- a one hit song that had the word homeless in it, which was always weird. i thought. >> strange? >> jimmy: very strange. when i was a radio disc jockey we would play that song.

>> you were a disc jockey? really? interesting. >> jimmy: thank you. why would that surprise you? >>' just kind of random. >> jimmy: well, no. yeah. >> but then again ludikris was a disc jockey. >> jimmy: we're very much alike. we're practically twins. hey, this show, by the way, is really good. i saw it and it's called "resurrecti "resurrection." people have probably seen the promos for the show. how much can you say about the idea of the show? >> not much. >> jimmy: it's fair to say people are coming back to life. and there's a town -- >> that has to deal with that. >> jimmy: okay, we can say that. >> and my character is in it. >> jimmy: all of a sudden people are coming to this town and people who have been dead for years and years. >> it's not like an ominous sort of zombieish show. it kind of plays like a family

drama, which is really interesting. that's what drew me to the project. >> jimmy: because there's a family, i hope i'm not ruining anything, but their child disappeared. and the kid comes back. they're 30 years older. they look like the kid's grandparents. and it's pretty crazy. >> it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: his best friend is an adult now. >> yeah. what. it's cool, right? >> jimmy: i'm not insinuating anything weird. i'm just saying that's pretty cool. >> yeah. we're exploring that big what-if in a, for lack of a better word, a really organic way. exploring this phenomenon. what would you do, what would ordinary people do under extraordinary circumstance. >> jimmy: you're detoxing us in a way, is what you're doing. you started acting when? >> right when i came out. of the womb. >> jimmy: when you came to l.a. don't want to start any rumors

here. >> right. >> jimmy: but you were on "the cosby show." right? >> you can't really count that. you count it early on. >> jimmy: did you have lines? >> i did not have lines. in i head i had lines. >> jimmy: did you talk to bill? >> i said hello from afar. >> jimmy: so no conversation with bill? >> did you get to interact with theo or any of the cosby kids? >> no, just really intrigued by his shag. do you remember he used to have the shag. i was jealous. >> jimmy: and you're -- well, you do have some hair in the show. >> yeah. a smidge. >> jimmy: you prefer being bald? >> it's, you know, it's looking all right. you know, it's funny, i was watching and i show you, i'm used to seeing you with your head shaved. and i assumed you were balding and decided to shave your head. i didn't know you opted to be bald.

that's a slap in the face to every billion dollar guy to shave your head when you have hair. >> change it up. go with what you feel. >> jimmy: unless you have no hair unless you have no opportunity to change it up. >> that's true. >> jimmy: congratulations on your show. i think it's going to be a big hit. omar epps, everybody. we'll be right back with fitz and the tantrums.

>> jimmy: i'd like to thank all my guests, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, their new album is called, "more than just a dream" here with the song, "the walker" fitz and the tantrums. ♪ ♪ ooh crazy's what they think about me ain't gonna stop cause they tell me so ♪ ♪ cause nine-nintey miles per hour baby is how fast that i like to go ♪ ♪ can't keep up with my rhythm

though they keep trying too quick for ♪ ♪ the lines they throw i walk to the sound of my own drum it goes they go we go ♪ ♪ hey yeah yeah yeah oh here we go feel it in my soul really need it need it ♪ ♪ so go gotta feel it body takes control really need it need it ♪ ♪ ♪ i wake up to the city of angels to see my name headlining the coast ♪ ♪ they say i'm a walking dreamer baby if i stop they would make the show ♪ ♪ can't keep up with my rhythm though they keep trying too quick for ♪ ♪ the lines they throw i walk to the sound of my own drum it goes they go we go ♪

♪ hey yeah yeah yeah oh here we go feel it in my soul really need it need it ♪ ♪ so go gotta feel it body takes control really need it need it ♪ ♪ oh here we go feel it in my soul really need it need it so go gotta feel it ♪ ♪ body takes control really need it need it everybody walk everybody walk ♪ ♪ everybody walk walk walk oh here we go feel it in my soul really need it need it ♪ ♪ so go gotta feel it body takes control really need it need it ♪

♪ oh here we go feel it in my soul really need it need it so go gotta feel it ♪ ♪ body takes control really need it need it ♪ ♪ oh here we go feel it in my soul really need it need it so go gotta feel it ♪ ♪ body takes control really need it need it ♪ [

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