news app. next newscast at 4:30 tomorrow morning. for all of us, let's go to "jimmy kimmel live", wi >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, aaron paul, from "scandal", bellamy young. this week in unnecessary censorship and music from jetta with cleto and the cletones. and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.

that's very nice. welcome to beautiful hollywood california. you're here on a good night. music tonight from a woman who flew all the way from liverpool to be here. her name is jetta. bellamy young will be here tonight. she plays s the first lady on "scandal." and aaron paul will be here. he's jessie pinkman on "breaking bad." it will go down as the best tv series about managing a car wash that we' ever seen. next week we'll be in austin for the south by southwest festival. who wouldn't love to go on vacation with every one of their

co-workers, right? you may have noticed our parking lot security guillermo is not here tonight. he's already in austin sniffing our hotel room for bombs and tequila or something. hi there. hi. that's our security guard. [ applause ] >> jimmy: may i ask what your name is. >> my name is adam corolla. >> jimmy: that jacket looks great on you. do you have security guard experience? >> i successfully guard mid virginity all the way through high school. >> jimmy: very good. it's nice to meet you. >> nary a finger was laid upon my genitalia. >> jimmy: i believe that. >> velvet rope all the way around this man's genitalia, all the way through high school. >> jimmy: there you go. it's throwback thursday, why not? here's a study that probably

didn't need to take place. according to the annual traffic scorecard report, l.a. has the worst traffic in l.a. americans spend 17 hours more than average sitting in traffic. how can we have the worst traffic and the most high speed chases. wouldn't one cancel the other out? how is that possible, adam, do you know? >> yes, i do. because our cops have way too much time for backup. it's always backup, backup, don't press the issue. a guy takes off in l.a., he ends up in tucson and nobody makes a move. shoot the tire out. i saw it on t.j. hooker. it works every time. >> jimmy: there you go. we don't get this from guillermo, he says almost nothing. next week in denver there's a job fair that will cater exclusively to the cannabis industry. 15 marijuana-related businesses will be hiring people for a variety of job openings. but these companies actually test to make sure you are on

drugs. it's a little different. the fair will take place on march 13. starts around 3:00ish, whatever, dude. attendance is free. although they're expecting to make about $600,000 from the bake sale. i want to show you something. jordan gordon levett, the actor. i knew he was talented when he was the little boy on "the third rock from the sun." on sunday, for our after the oscar special, we took youtube videos and we wrote scripts and shot trarls for keyboard kate and aid charlie bit my finger. joseph was david after dentist. he went through the trouble of memorizing the entire video of david after dentist for no reason. he memorized this. what you're about to see was shot without any cue cards. he wasn't watching along with the video to get the timing

rite. he did this totally free style and somehow he managed to duplicate the video of the kid coming home from the dentist perfectly. we never intended to air this. but it's so good i wanted to show it to you anyway. >> how did it go? >> i didn't feel anything. ohhh. i feel funny. >> kind of felt good, didn't it? >> is this real life? >> yes, this is real life. >> okay, now okay now i -- i have two fingers. >> good. >> i have four fingers. >> four fingers. >> no, no, don't put it in your mouth. >> i can't see anything. >> yes, you can. >> stay in your seat.

>> ahhhhh! >> i don't feel tired. >> you don't? >> uh-huh. >> no. >> do i have stitches? >> uh-huh. >> dad, do i have stitches? >> yes. >> on my teeth? >> yeah. don't touch it. don't. >> why can't i touch it? >> because it will mess up the stitches. >> you have four eyes. >> yeah. >> i feel funny. why is this happening to me. >> it's okay, bud. it's just from the medicine. okay? >> is this going to be forever? >> no, it won't be forever.

>> jimmy: isn't that unbelievable? that is amazing. i tell you. the most impressive part, he actually knocked out three of his teeth. here's some strange fashion news. i don't know how this is possible. according to an article in "the new york times," the mon acle i back in style. online monicle retailers have increased sales lately. they're great if you're looking for eye air that falls into your coffee every time you sneeze. are you for or against? >> i want to say this, jimmy. i am for enhanced eye usage on one side of your head. i'm definitely for that. but i'm not a pretentious douche back. so i use a contact lens.

i use a monocle but i keep it to myself. >> unless you're a batman villain or a giant salted peanut, you should not wear a monocle. it's "this week in unnecessary cens censorship." >> rob ford real grilling on the jimmy kimmel show even about his [ bleep ]. >> the most glee ball star [ bleep ] of all 2013. >> fwleep ble >> [ bleep ] thank you so much for [ bleep ] me in this position. >> a [ bleep ] and a [ bleep ] have collided. >> vladimir putin seems to be

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>> jimmy: my life partner adam corolla has a show sunday night on spike. adam, would you take a bullet for me? >> oh, yeah. absolutely. bullet is a kind of rye. oh, from a gun? no, no. >> jimmy: well, neither would guillermo. earlier tonight on abc, we had a dramatic new episode of scandal. and some american shows have become very popular around the

world. scandal is one of them. a number of foreign versions of scandal are airing around the globe. the best of which in my opinion is the spanish language version "escandalo." it features the original cast of scandal. it premiered last week. it was a big hit. and i'm hope to present episode numero dos, the hottest show on planet earth, escandalo.

>> jimmy: tonight on the show from "scandal" bellam young is here. we have music from jetta and aaron paul will be here right after this message from me and me. >> if you can change your name,

what would you change it to? >> robert. >> hmm. >> what about you? >> jamarcus. >> yeah, you are jamarcus y. >> did you know your mom is so nasty she bit a dog and gave it rabbies. >> that's your mother, too. and she's a luely woman. and she doesn't have a dog. >> you're right. >> what's wrong with you? >> i was trying to be funny, and i screwed up. i'm really sorry. >> you should be. >> dumb. it's just dumb. so if i pinch myself, can you feel it? >> i don't know. >> let me try. you didn't feel that? >> yeah, i did. i'm just tough. >> you're not just tough.

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>> jimmy: america's favorite pretend first lady. you can see her on "scandal" bellamy young is here. and then this single "feels like coming home" jetta from the at&t stage. we have a jetta and a corolla on the stage tonight. you can watch adam on "catch a contractor" sunday night at 10:00 on spike. i got a preview of this today. it's fantastic. adam. what he does is -- well, maybe you should tell it. you catch these contractors in the act of -- >> yeah. what we do is we find guys who have done shoddy work. i keep waiting for guys i went to high school with to walk through that door. or possibly myself from the past. >> we go, we see the horrible work, then we go get the guy who did the horrible work who's not

returning the phone calls, give him in a head lock, drag him back into the house and get him to fix the place up. it's very emotional. it's a roller coaster ride. >> jimmy: you don't have to wait around and pretend to be a security guard anymore. i know you have, like, 12 podcasts to do. also some programming notes, saturday night at 8:00 on encore performance of our ninth annual after the oscars special. kevin spacey, we have many star studded movie versions of the youtube videos. on monday, we're taking our show to austin, texas, for the south by southwest festival. our guests will be seth rogan, snoop dogg on the same show. that will be trouble.

robert durvall, rosario dawson, rachel ray, governor rick perry, darby stanchfield, and we'll have lots of great music from los lonely boys, jimmy vaughn, johnny winter, white denim, aloe blacc, the preatures, damon albarn, and the great willie nelson. you can get info on all those shows at kimmelinaustion.com. also while we're gone, will one of you feed hollywood blvd spongebob? because he doesn't eat otherwise. thank you. when we last saw our first guest tonight on the incredible series finale of "breaking bad," he was zooming into the new mexico night and he is still driving. his new movie "need for speed" opens in theatres march 14. please welcome aaron paul. >> jimmy: you look very handsome in your three piece suit. >> thank you. so does you. >> jimmy: where is jesse pinkman now? is he okay? does he have a condo in boca raton? >> i think so. i hope he's okay. >> jimmy: are people asking you about the show even though it was six months ago? >> yeah. i think the audience is still

growing. still people say please call me bitch. it's ridiculous. >> jimmy: that's going to go on for the rest of your life. >> is it? >> jimmy: it is. >> it's incredible. from young kids to very old. >> jimmy: what's the oldest person who has asked you to do that? >> she was probably pushing a good 90, 95. i'm not even kidding. this woman comes up to me she says oh, my god, i love you so much. and she's very old. very frail. very frail. she says i love you so much. i said i love you, too. you're so sweet. she said i would be so proud if you were my grandson. aww, that's so nice. can i just ask you question. okay. will you please call me a bitch? i'm not even kidding. it just felt so wrong.

please, please. and so i did it. and it still felt very, very wrong. >> jimmy: i would think so. it would be great if a stranger walked in just at that moment when you called this old laidy - >> what are you doing? it was great. >> jimmy: i did not know this. you got to know michael jackson. how the hell did this happen? >> it was just a very long weekend with michael jackson. no, i mean, it was -- we were -- i got invited -- actually my buddy got invited out to the prince of brunai's birthday party outside of london at this castle. and i was like his plus one. and i went out there and the prince -- when i showed up at the castle. he's like oh, my god, you played floyd in "whatever it takes." it was one of my first movies

forever ago. yeah, yeah, yeah. he took a liking to me. and we just ran around, played with the sheep. and he's like, the prince. and then i was going into the hotel room and one of the prince's friends said hey, the prince wants to talk to you. i go down to this giant library and the prince inside the library with michael jackson. and so it was just michael, the prince and i talking for about an hour. it was so weird. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, it is. >> it was so weird. then that night, michael, myself and, you know, about ten other people got pretty drunk that night in the library bar. it was so bizarre. >> jimmy: what was michael jackson drinking? >> we did shots of tequila. we were talking about life and growing up. he said if you have issue just, it's all about forgiveness. okay. >> jimmy: was he planning to do

something to you? why would he -- >> you'll forgive me later. i said do you want to take a shot? he said yes. so we started taking shots. >> that is great. you could tell his shirt was brand-new. really crisp. he had the little m sticker for medium on his shirt. and i just wanted to take it off so bad. no one wanted to bring it up. >> jimmy: maybe it was for michael. >> it wasn't. it wasn't. i thought that. i had that thought process. >> jimmy: monogram pd . i guess it's not normal to be at a party for the prince of bruani. th that's the first normal story of michael jackson i've heard, michael jackson sitting around doing shots of tequila. >> i kind of stayed in touch with the prince of bruni.

he invited me out to his younger brother's sweet 16 birthday. sure, i'll go. can i bring some friends? yeah, bring whoever you want. then he actually, he said you've got to stay at the palace. >> jimmy: a month? >> i was there for about a month. we stayed one night at his palace. he has his own zoo. he had his own bear. he had a helipad. there's monkeys running all over the place. we stayed the night there. he insisted that i slept in his bed. not with him. i didn't sleep in the bed with him. i mean, it is a giant throne. like almost as big as this stage. i slept in there. and all of his friends slept on little pads all around the bed. and he insisted on watching "whatever it takes" this movie that i did that he loved me in. it was so weird. it's all so bizarre. i love him to death.

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>> this is going to sound insane, but i need a two lane grasshopper to get these guys off your back.

>> what's a grasshopper? >> you may want to close your eyes for this. all right, now just aim for the trees. >> spread the wings, beauty! >> jimmy: be careful. how in the world do you get a car to fly in slow motion? it's unbelievable. >> i know. there was no green screen or cgi in this entire film. >> jimmy: people think you're joking but it's -- >> no, there was no cgi or green screen. there was later they drive a car off a cliff and caught by a

helicopter. they actually did that. >> jimmy: you did a lot of the driving. >> i didn't do that, but most of the scenes i was driving. >> i heard you become an expert driver. people tell me you can stop on a dime. is that true? >> i can stop on a dime. >> jimmy: what about -- well, there are no smaller coins than a dime. >> there was a specific shot they wanted to do in this film where i'm drive one of the most powerful cars in the world and i'm going about 80 miles an hour straight towards camera. and the director wanted me to come slide and stop about four inches from the camera. i'm like okay, someone is holding that camera. and now the cameraman wanted to hold the cameraman that day. so the director, a second generation stuntman, he decided to hold the camera that day. and so the first -- the first take i was about 15 feet shy. he says you need to get this far from the camera. if you hit me, don't worry about

it, i'll just roll over the car. that didn't make me feel better at all. he's like i've been hit by so many car, don't worry about it. by the third take, i finally got it in there. >> has he never heard of zoom? that seems like a good idea in that situation. that's a crazy thing. >> yeah, i was a little nervous. >> jimmy: are you a hot shot now driving around with your wife in the car? have you changed because of this film? >> no, no, no. no, no. >> jimmy: i heard that steven spielberg played a role in choosing you for this part. >> yeah, yeah. i guess he was bing watching "breaking bad." he was a fan of the show. they originally want med for the villain of this film. but scott law and stevens said i think this is the better choice for the lead. >> yeah. that's pretty great. it's pretty great to imagine

steven spielberg binging on breaking bad. >> have you met him? >> he was the first celebrity i ever recognized. two minutes into working at a theatre, they did a premier for "primary colors" and steven comes walking in. and i just start shaking because i had to take his ticket. so i almost shook his hand. i didn't get that far. but -- >> jimmy: i love that he had to bring a ticket. you'd think he would get waved through. >> so i took his ticket. and then i haven't seen him since. but ten years later, we're -- >> jimmy: did you tell him that story? >> i did. the first time i sat down with him. i met with him and stacy snyder. we stat down and i told him the whole story. i said we almost met once. it was great. >> jimmy: he didn't remember you, i'm guessing. well, he will in the future i'm sure. great to see you.

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>> frequently >> jimmy: our next guest plays the ruthless, cheated-upon and frequently-drunk first lady on a show that is as addictive as cough-syrup mixed with cookie dough. "scandal" airs thursdays at 10 here on abc. please say hello to bellamy young. >> jimmy: how are you? sorry we killed you off in the

first episode of escandalo. >> there's my evil twin nefarious -- i want to be a guy. >> jimmy: you ruined the plot twist. >> i have moustache jealousy. >> jimmy: we could give you little moustache. i'll talk to the producers. i don't think i've met a bellamy before. >> it's a fabrication. >> jimmy: only all names a fabrication? >> i suppose. but they're of your parent's crafting.. when i joined s.a.g., i was amy young. and there was already an amy young. i thought she might be, you know, a nice retired 80-year-old and i could say please, may i have my name. no. like a 4-year-old with all the life ahead of her. i thought i could be charlotte or suzanna or violet.

>> jimmy: so you added a bell to the front of your name? >> he did. my dad died when i was 15. he did all the dead stuff. it's like a mushing of our names. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice. what part of the south are you from? >> asheville, north carolina. >> jimmy: you don't have much of an accent. just a tiny little bit of an t acceac acce accent. >> they beat it out of me. i went to yale for physics. >> jimmy: did you realize you were too attractive for physics? >> i love it so much. it's still -- >> jimmy: what's to love? >> jimmy kimmel, what is your middle name? >> jimmy christian kimmel, as i live and breathe, it's sort of,

i don't know, it's like religion to me. no disrespect to anyone or any credo, but it seems almost holy. and getting at it from the human side. it's magical. >> jimmy: maybe you'll play a physicist and you'll get halfway there. you originally were only supposed to be on a few episodes of "scandal." >> it was supposed to be three episodes. then i just sort of -- i think they saw that she's such a good -- >> jimmy: such a great character. it's funny, when you think about that, you figure they have these shows kind of planned out and how they're going to work. >> to. >> three episodes, you're supposed on the show, now you have this key role. well, tonight, you had -- many haven't seen tonight's episode yet, but tonight you had almost a "lost" type et soed where you're in the past and present at the same time. >> we have these remarkable flash backs. if you're lucky enough to have a

job, you go to work and you sort of do the same thing every week because you're that device, right? in the narrative. but we have these flashbacks. so instead of noticing these people in this arguably horrible moment, everybody is having a difficult time. you just have so much compassion. you see every choice they didn't make or every road they didn't take to where they are. >> jimmy: go back and revisit hair styles of the past and that sort of thing? >> exactly. i have a fantastic flashback wig. cute little bob. >> jimmy: when you're playing the first lady on the television show and you find out the actual first lady watches the television show, especially for you, maybe more than any of the other characters, that has to be strange. >> meta. it's pretty meta, right? it's very surreal. care rye is on the white house council for the arts. we always felt a tie. nobody wants to ask, do you watch my show. because that's not cool. >> jimmy: i would ask.

>> you can ask, though. everybody watches you. you might get a no. >> jimmy: i might get a no, even if the answer was yes. i love the idea that the obamas have their ipad and they're in the master bedroom at the white house -- >> it's so human, right? i curled up and like oh. that's juicy. you're not watching anything dry when you're watching "scandal." >> jimmy: you do a very good job of engaging your audience. you're all tweeting during the show every show. which to me seems like it would be distracting. when i'm watching the show, i don't need to see what you're tweeting about the show. but i guess everybody is half doing everything now anyway. >> people have different brains than maybe you and i. >> i have to watch it first to focus and interact. people expect the interactive experience. i love it. i did broadway for a long time. you can play a scene or sing a song and you can feel the energy

in the room, right? sort of riding a wave together. and sometimes you feel a little rudderless on tv or film. but this is, you know, this brings it all back. >> jimmy: do they give you any rules as far as tweeting goes during the show? are they skritrict with that? >> no, they're very strict. we can't do spoilers. >> jimmy: well, sure. but are there guidelines you go by? is there someone who evaluates what you tweet before you tweet it? >> they will watch and say take that tweet down. >> jimmy: really? but once it's up, what's the point of taking it down. wow, look at that. a whole division of twitter police at abc that i didn't know about. >> you must be good at it. you're not messing up. >> jimmy: yeah. no, i realize i could sometimes, you know, it's 2:00 a.m. on a saturday. i go hey, watch, everybody. i could end my career right here

with one little tweet. >> jimmy: three words, i could kill it hp. i'll whisper the words to you during the commercial break. bellamy young is here. we'll be right back with jetta. >> announcer: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible.

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aaron paul, bellamy young, adam carolla and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first, her album comes out in the summer. playing her single "feels like coming home" jetta. ♪ running through the black night i'm sure i had a green light crawling over the thought that i would die ♪ ♪ then from the x-ray back to the rat race i want to win this and know that i'm alive ♪ ♪ all these streets look different like i'm born again ♪ ♪ there in the dark down in the valley under the motel neon sign ♪

♪ room one-oh-five the back of the alley you're wearing my coat while sleeping ♪ ♪ and it feels like i've come home ♪ ♪ it's hard for the dreams when the city's never sleeping but we're gonna make it though we don't know how ♪ ♪ i pay a high price for the joy of the free ride 'cause i got you and now that's all that counts ♪ ♪ there in the dark down in the valley under the motel

neon sign ♪ ♪ room one-oh-five the back of the alley you're wearing my coat while sleeping ♪ ♪ and it feels like i've come home ♪ ♪ and it feels like i've come home ♪ ♪ this i know right from the start like it's the first time it finally feels like coming home ♪

♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ there in the dark down in the valley under the motel neon sign ♪ ♪ room one-oh-five the back of the alley you're wearing my coat while sleeping ♪ ♪ and it feels like i've come home ♪ ♪ yeah it feels like

i've come home oh, oh ♪ ♪ this i know right from the start like it's the first time it finally feels like and it feels like i've come home ♪

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