good night >> announcer: from austin, texas it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, seth rogen! snoop dogg! and music from white denim. with cleto and the cletones. and now, sure enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thank you very much. hello, people of austin. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] we have to be really -- that's very kind. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's good. that's good. settle down. settle down. i must say, that's very nice of you. i had to be careful when, you know, you do the hook 'em horns sign. one wrong move, all of a sudden you worship the devil. you know? [ laughter ] tonight and all this week we are broadcasting from the long center here in one of the greatest cities in the united states of america, austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ]

it really is. we are here for the south by southwest festival, which is three festivals really. it's music, technology, and film. all back to back. it's the world's largest gathering of people wearing lanyards. [ laughter ] i love austin. i really do. the people are friendly. the food is delicious. the cowboys here don't wear uggs like they do back in l.a. [ laughter ] here's maybe the best thing about austin. everywhere you go they offer you a beer for free. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know what to make of it. i got offered beer in a clothing store. i had a beer in an antiques store. a guy handed me a beer in a cab. [ laughter ] the only place they don't give beer away is in bars. there you have to pay noerm. but everywhere else. austin isn't a city so much as an enabler. [ laughter ] there's a chain of local barbershops here called bird's. you get a haircut, you get a beer. every customer gets a beer.

[ cheers and applause ] it's fun, but i don't know. personally, i make it a policy not to mix alcohol with haircuts. [ laughter ] last time i did that was 1995. i wound up asking the barber to gave me a rachel. [ laughter ] oh, do you like my suit, by the way? and my belt buckle. [ cheers and applause ] does it ruin it if i tell you i'm allergic to horses? [ laughter ] by the way, i brought a friend with me tonight. where's guillermo? oh, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] he's -- i'm tex and he's mex

tonight. [ laughter ] have you been having fun in austin so far? >> yes. i love austin. >> jimmy: he's been having a lot of fun. what did you do last night here? >> tequila! >> yeah, that's right. yeah. >> jimmy: what did you do last night, guillermo? >> i went to a concert. >> jimmy: what concert did you go to? >> a snoop dogg. >> jimmy: a snap doop dogg. [ applause ] >> it was great. >> jimmy: we have a picture from last night. how did this happen? [ applause ] did you and snoop share yin and yuice? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: guillermo and i have been eating nonstop since we landed. does anybody know how many weight watchers points eating ribs until you can't breathe is? i'm on the noah's ark diet this week. i'm eating two of every animal i see. [ laughter ] i got in on friday. friday, right? around 4:00. i checked into the holt, had two hamburgers at hopgotti's.

then my cousin sal and i -- [ applause ] went across the street to eat pizza at home slice. [ cheers and applause ] we ate a pizza. i'm not kigd. then we capped off the night with a queso omelet at the magnolia cafe. [ cheers and applause ] the inside of my stomach right now looks like a bomb went off at a hometown buffet. [ laughter ] do you like our set? we've stolen every neon sign in the steve austin. [ cheers and applause ] and grouped them all here. oh, and we have another treasured austin artifact here in the theater tonight. you know, they say everything is bigger in texas. and with that said, i give you the biggest drum in the world. do we have any u.t. fans here? [ cheers and applause ] then please welcome the sweetheart of the longhorn band, big bertha. bring her out. this is big bertha. she is at every u.t. home game. [ cheers and applause ]

the largest drum in the world. what's happening, fellas? u.t. has agreed to loan her to us tonight. bertha is eight feet in diameter, weighs over 500 pounds, has crushed thousands and thousands of students to death from way, way back. and manning bertha tonight is the bertha crew, you guys call yourselves, right? that's alex, connor, kevin, and wesley. thanks for bringing her out here. i know it wasn't easy. [ applause ] and since we have the biggest drum in the world i thought it would be fun to attempt the biggest rimshot in the world. you guys know how this works, right? what i'm going to do is i'll tell a joke and then at the end of the joke they'll give him a huge ba-da-boom. right? ready? traffic is a real problem here in austin, especially during south by -- traffic is so bad downtown the cars on congress are moving slower than congress. [ rimshot ] [ cheers and applause ] we need the world's biggest

symbol, too. pretty good. we'll perfect it as the night goes on. you know, justin bieber made a surprise appearance at south by last night. [ boos ] listen. he's done destroying our city. so he's moved on to yours. [ laughter ] someone got video of him at banger's sausage and beer garden. and watch this. >> how are you guys doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> i know by the name justin bieber. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he goes by the name of justin bieber. [ laughter ] because -- because that's his name. so he goes by it. you know, had i known justin bieber was having a concert here last night, i never would have stayed in my room watching "true detective." [ rimshot ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] we need a giant drummer. did any of you watch the season

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. we are broadcasting all this week from the long center in austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] the south by southwest festival. and it's our first night here. we're going to be here all week long. this is a gathering of luminaries from the worlds of music, technology, television, and film. last night season 1 of the great hbo show "true detective" came to a close. woody harrelson and matthew

mcconaughey, who i believe you guys know here in austin, right? [ cheers and applause ] stars of the show. they're absolutely phenomenal. but they've made it clear they're not going to return for a second season. next season will follow two completely different detectives on a different case. there's been much speculation about which actors will be tapped to play those roles. and i'm excited to nuance here at south by the identities of those actors and also to tell you that it is going to be set here in austin next season. [ cheers and applause ] and, as if that wasn't big enough, we have an exclusive sneak preview at "true detective" season 2. >> what do you think, being paired with him? >> what i think? well, you don't pick your parents and you don't pick your partner. you need to understand, seth was intense. he came out of years of deep narco. >> i put a great deal of

terrible [ bleep ] in my body when i was under. once swallowed a whole bottle of children's tylenol p.m., and not just the pills. the bottle. costco size. pooped out the whole bottle, opened it, ate its contents. that was for breakfast. >> seth was an extreme person. >> you name it, i did it. free-based straight gluten once. injected it into my pee hole. it worked. >> it worked? >> felt good, too. >> seth had a lot of thoughts about life, religion. dark thoughts. >> you ever seen a baby kill its own mama with a breakfast taco? [ bleep ]. and it [ bleep ] me up. >> so what happened? >> that's what you want to hear about, right? that week in austin.

the frog mural. i've seen a lot of bad things, but what i saw that day, that's something that can't be unseen. >> no. no! >> what kind of sicko would desecrate an innocent frog? >> the capacity for evil is inside all of us. any man who sets his moral compass for true north is going to find himself heading south. by southwest. >> seth had a way of using $10 words. he liked to hear himself talk. even though i'm pretty sure he had no idea what he was saying. >> we're running out of time.

>> we never had time. time doesn't exist to anyone but itself. time is a flat circle. we've been here before. we'll be here again. hell, if i could turn back time, i'd find a way. i'd take back those words that hurt you. and you'd stay. >> wait. is that cher? are you quoting cher? >> diane warren wrote the song. technically i'm quoting diane warren. hey, are you lost? >> i'm not lost. >> because if you are lost, you can look. you will find me. time after time. if you fall, i will catch you. i will be waiting. >> i'm not doing it. >> time after time.

♪ if you're lost you can look and you will find me ♪ ♪ time after time ♪ if you fall, i will catch you ♪ ♪ i'll be waiting ♪ time after time ♪ time after time ♪ time after time ♪ time after ♪ time >> after that things got ugly. >> how are my boobs? that's what you say to me? >> how your boobs, [ bleep ]? >> ya! >> one more minute! >> okay. i'm cool. i'm cool.

>> then what happened? [ laughter ] >> after that we didn't speak for 12 years. >> i miss you so much. >> i miss you. true detective. >> i'll miss you, true detective 2. ♪ kiss me ♪ beneath the milky twilight ♪ need me ♪ out on the moonlit >> tonight on the show snoop dogg is here, we have music from white denim and we're in austin, texas. and we'll be right back with seth rogen! ♪ ♪

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welcome back. we are in austin, texas at the long center all this week. tonight on the program, he came floating in on a little cloud of smoke. the one and only snoop doggy dog is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] and then, from right here in austin, texas. this is their album. it's called "corsicana lemonade." music from a great local band by the name of white denim on the at&t stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, jimmie vaughan will be sitting in with cleto and the cle-tones. rosario dawson will be here. governor rick perry, your governor, will join us. we will have music -- [ boos ] hey, our governor was arnold schwarzenegger, guys. okay? [ cheers and applause ] we'll have music from aloe blak. and later this week -- lady gaga, robert duvall, rachael ray, lil wayne, from darby stanchfield, and we'll have music from damon albarn, los lonely boys, the preatures, johnny winter, and the incredible willie nelson

will be here to cap off the week. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest on tonight's slaute to criminalized agriculture is a very funny man, who costars alongside zac efron in the movie "neighbors," which opens in theaters may 9th. please say hello to seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi, seth. >> how are you? >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm wonderful. look at this. >> jimmy: i have to say, i'm surprised and flattered that you dressed up in suit and tie for me. >> i did. i was -- i was going to try to steal one of the uniforms from the big drum dudes but i'm significantly fatter than all those gentlemen are. >> jimmy: you're from texas, right? >> i am from texas, yes. obviously. [ cheers and applause ] as most -- yeah. as most canadian jewish comedy writers are, i am a texan at

heart. >> jimmy: when i see you, though, i think cowboy. >> i have a leather cup. so come on. what's more texas than that? >> jimmy: have you ever ridden a horse? have you ever done anything western? >> no. not really. i rode a horse once. i don't think he liked it. and i didn't like it. [ laughter ] it seemed unpleasant for both of us. i wore cowboy boots once to school in elementary school because i thought that would be dope. garth brooks was big back then i think. i was riding that wave. but yeah. there's kind of cowboys in canada, i guess. but they're not like the gun-toting catch the bad guy cowboys. they're literally like the move the cow cowboys. like here's those cows you wanted. >> jimmy: there's not much in the wave cowboys around this town. >> i've been here since friday, and i am so full of tequila and pork that it's unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] it's truly a problem.

>> jimmy: what is the best thing you've eaten since you got here? >> oh, man.the barbecue you had backstage was unbelievable. >> jimmy: yeah. that's good stuff. >> [ bleep ]. i ate it with my hands. i literally dug into the brisket with my hands. >> jimmy: why would you do that when there are perfectly good utensils? >> that did not seem like the most appropriate thing to do. >> jimmy: we had to have the smoke detectors disabled in the building because you and snoop dogg are here. >> i actually don't -- [ cheers and applause ] snoop doesn't know they're disabled. literally what i was helping him do about 20 minutes ago was rip the plastic off the brisket cover and adhere it to the smoke detector with brisket are grease to try to create like a plastic brisket filter between the smoke and the smoke detector. >> jimmy: that's a great tip. >> it was a good tip. snoop came up with it. brisket grease. >> jimmy: he's a real mcguyver

when it comes to smoking pot. have you worked with snoop before? >> of course. >> jimmy: what did you do together? >> i was a big rapper in the '90s. most people know. [ laughter ] he did a song for "this is the end," actually, for the soundtra soundtrack, called "take yo panties off." yes. it's about the march on washington. [ laughter ] it's a beautiful song. no, it's mostly convincing girls to take their panties off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you were that involved where you were actually involved with the song? >> i just had to go. i knew they were recording the song. so like how do you pass up being in the studio with snoop dogg? and the answer is you don't. >> jimmy: you don't, yeah. >> you go and you you get so messed up that your brain hurts for ten weeks afterwards. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah. it was -- i was determined to like hang with them for as long as possible. and like every time they smoked i was going to smoke. which was a dangerous game to

play, my friend. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're playing chicken with a lot of things in that situation. but i hung in there. and at the end of the night one of his guys looked at me and said, "damn, seth, you can smoke." [ laughter ] and i thought -- >> jimmy: wow, that's a great -- >> you're [ bleep ] right. >> jimmy: i was at snoop's house many years ago when we were doing "the man show." and we visited his house. and he had food brought in. it was fried chicken. and i just attacked the whole bucket of chicken. and he and his friends were standing in the corner looking over at me, and i heard snoop say, "my nephew done ate six pieces of chicken already." so to me he's like an uncle. >> he's your uncle. i'm just dude. >> jimmy: well, this is going to be a great story for your grandkids. >> it will. hopefully this will be on record for them too.

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and at first we try to hang out with them and we start hating each other and then we go to war with each other. >> jimmy: is it weird for you to be the parent in this movie instead of one of the guys in the fraternity? >> it is a little weird. but at this point in my life i'm much more likely to be calling the cops on someone than to get the cops called on me probably. because those damn kids are too noisy. >> jimmy: i heard you're making a computer animated movie about sausages. is that true? >> i am, yes. >> jimmy: is that an idea you had when you were high -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- and then said oh, this is a great idea? >> yes. around seven years ago. that's how long we've been trying to make this movie. it will be the first fully like cg r-rated comedy. >> jimmy: about sausages? >> yeah. so instead of pixar it will be like dixar. [ laughter ] that's a stupid joke. that could get me sued. but it's about food that lives in the grocery store. i play a sausage.

kristen wiig plays a bun. [ laughter ] and there's a lot -- salma hayek plays a taco crazily enough. [ laughter ] it's truly an insane movie. and it's one of the things i'm most excited about. >> jimmy: it's not something you pitched as a prank on a movie company to say i'm seth rogen, let's see what i can get made? >> i screened it for some friends the other day. and yes, someone told me like, well, if nothing else you have enough power to get literally the craziest thing i've ever seen made. so that's good. >> jimmy: you tweeted something -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- that i found very compelling. you tweeted to rupaul -- >> yes. >> jimmy: i assume people know who rupaul is? [ cheers and applause ] you said, "thanks, rupaul. when i was 15, i accidentally pleasured myself to a picture of you thinking you were a girl." >> yeah. i did. totally. >> jimmy: you did for real? >> for sure. yeah. big-time. we were at -- i was at summer camp. so already that should be taken

with a grain of salt. like you could like [ bleep ] a dog at summer cam. and it's kind of somewhat acceptable. >> jimmy: but don't. >> but don't, obviously. but if you did -- snoop is backstage. hope we ain't going to camp. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is a true story. >> it is. a friend of mine had brought a poster of rupaul to camp, thinking it was a girl. and he kind of put it up above his bed. and i as well thought it was a sexy african-american woman. and so one night i took the poster and i [ bleep ] to it. and it wasn't until i got back from camp that i like started to suspect that something was up because i started to see that cover girl song was popular around that time. "work, it girl." [ laughter ] and then there was kind of like a "usual suspect"esque moment where he drops the cup and

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are in austin, texas all this week. music from white denim. for our next guest every day is a festival. so it makes perfect sense that he is launching one of his own. it's called the wellness retreat. it happens april 19th in seattle and april 20th in denver. oh, that's 4-20. i see. i think it's easter, too. you can get your tizickets now

before it slips your mind. please say hello to snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you? thanks for coming. it's good to see you. i always like seeing you. the last time i think -- well, you were known as snoop lion for a while and the last time i saw you you were snoop-zilla. you're now snoop dogg again? >> yeah. back to the dog. >> not snoop ferret or anything like that? [ laughter ] >> no, strictly dogg. i'm back on my dogg. >> jimmy: good. that makes me comfortable. how have you been? >> i'm good. working hard and hardly working. >> jimmy: you have fun everywhere you go, don't you? >> yes, sir. i try to make the most of every day because you know, life is precious and you never know when it's going to end.

>> jimmy: is somebody trying to kill you? [ laughter ] is there something i should be concerned about sitting next to you? >> i'm just saying i live every day like it's my last day. i just love to live and i love to bring joy to wherever i'm at. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's good. i wish i could live like that. do you like austin, texas? >> i love austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you love it. this is an annual event for you here, isn't it? >> yeah. because the people, they're so warm and welcome and they make you feel at home. the southern hospitality. you know, the music, the atmosphere, the food. the people. i mean, i love being here. >> jimmy: it's great, isn't it? when you say hospitality i would imagine when you go almost anywhere, especially when you come to a place like austin, people are constantly handing you pot. is that true? [ laughter ] >> i'm not going to tell. >> jimmy: you're not going to tell. [ laughter ] if that were hypothetically to happen, is that something, would you throw it away or would you -- >> what?

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know. i'm talking crazy. because you never know what you're going to be handed, right? >> there's some great farmers in texas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that one of your first stops, to visit your friend willie nelson? >> you know i love willie nelson. willie is a dear friend of mine. he's always been like a dear friend to me from the first moment i've met him. i treasure our relationships. and every time i come to austin it's always been a love thing for me and willie. >> jimmy: weren't you arrested for possession coming over the border into texas? >> what i did was i had said something about them arresting willie. is they were like next time comes through we know he going to have some. so they stopped me. and right before i got there i was like damn, should i throw it out? like hell, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how do you write your songs? what's your process? what do you go through? do you actually write them down on paper, the lyrics?

>> a lot of times it's just freestyle. it comes to me and i just say whatever comes to mind and it comes out. the next step would be to write it down or use my cell phone because nowadays i'm getting a little older. so i've got to use a little teleprompter so when i'm performing i can cheat a little bit. >> jimmy: just so you can remember it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: short-term memory problems? >> no. [ laughter ] you know, i'll be so caught up when i'm performing i look at the crowd and i see people singing my words and sometimes that's fascination in me and i'll forget the next words because i'm so caught up with seeing their emotions. >> jimmy: and after a while you have so many songs and so many hits that it's hard to keep track of all of that stuff. >> i have to say that is true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you performed for the president of the united states at the white house. i have a photograph here. there you are chatting with president obama. [ cheers and applause ] what were you guys talking about? do you remember? >> we were talking -- yeah.

yeah. that's what it was. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what song did you do there for the president? >> i did a tribute to herbie hancock. it was "cantaloupe." >> jimmy: so you were rapping along to herbie's music? >> yeah, i was rapping to herbie's music with the original verse and they allowed me to do one of my verses. so i was able to put some snoop dogg on it and bring a little flavor to the white house. >> jimmy: and do you have to change your lyrics when you're in a situation like that? >> well, i have commercial lyrics. i have pg lyrics. because i understand what the dynamic of it is. and you know, my music is great music regardless if i'm cussing or not. >> jimmy: okay, good. now, i want to ask you about another photograph which i find very interesting. there is snoop dogg with oprah and gayle. [ laughter ] it's the o.g. with o and g right there. [ laughter ] you tweeted this with the words "black history" under it. [ laughter ] which i thought was excellent.

where did this take place? >> that was at a william morris endeavor party. >> oh, it was at an agency party. now, you and oprah were on the outs for a while, weren't you? >> no, we've never been on the outs. we didn't have a chance to sit down and conversate with each other. but i believe we loved what we do. i love her and whatever she stood for and however she do what she do. she's been the inspiration for people like myself. >> jimmy: are you still doing your talk show on the internet? "ggn"? >> yes, sir. the ggn news network every tuesday. >> jimmy: i love watching that. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's one of my top news sources. i will say that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and you're also starting a festival of your own. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, what is going on here with this? >> well, the wellness is -- you know, as they say, you inhale, exhale. and then recharge, right? inhale, exhale, recharge. is that the wellness -- >> jimmy: yeah, that's the

wellness. [ cheers and applause ] >> so what i plan on doing in seattle and denver is inhale, exhale, recharge. >> jimmy: seattle and denver. i mean, washington and colorado have got to be two of your favorite states now. >> oh, definitely. they're recreational. they're so beautiful. they're loving. they're green. they're -- [ cheers and applause ] i want to say this. i pray for the day that texas becomes recreational. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd like to imagine god in heaven hearing that prayer and going, oh, don't bother me with this. [ laughter ] and so you're putting together this big festival. wiz khalifa is part of this too. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: and people can come to it and do what? >> they can come and have a good time, listen to some good music, and they can also meditate. [ laughter ] they can also, mm, participate.

>> jimmy: you know what i think would be a fun thing? since one of those events is on easter sunday you should have an easter egg hunt. >> wow. i like that. >> jimmy: but write down where you put the eggs beforehand. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] something to think about. it's always great to see you. thank you for being here. have fun at the rest of south by southwest. snoop dogg. and wiz khalifa. april 19th in seattle. april 20th in denver. we'll be right back with white denim. >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible. from austin it's the "jimmy kimmel live" stream. go to myspace immediately following tomorrow's show for an exclusive off-air performance by

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i want to thank snoop dogg. i want to thank everyone here in austin for coming out. i want to apologize to matt damon. we did run oust time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, this is their album. it's called "corsicana lemonade." you can see them play saturday at the rubber tracks live party. here with the song "at night in dreams," white denim! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ yesterday there was an accident on a street where they held hands they were looking for ♪

♪ their hearts they were there from the start maybe we were ♪ ♪ just a little too young then to understand what's easy to advance isn't always made to last ♪ ♪ here we are ♪ card shuffling past ambivalent somewhere considering her half and he's trying not to laugh ♪ ♪ when they can see the reckless blood of humanity tempers ♪ ♪ the quiet ♪ and all the time they spent has led them to another end again again ♪ ♪ at night in dreams of a thousand moons and clear blue rain sometimes it seems ♪ ♪ as if we could build a love to free us from pain i know you think ♪ ♪ that it's easy to change but it's a symptom of age portrait of two in white in a church house ♪

♪ made of glass playing imaginary parts and they knew it from the start now here we are ♪ ♪ barely holding on to a promise of forever we made lying in the grass when it isn't such a task ♪ ♪ maybe we -- are just a little too cold now to understand when reason finds it's end ♪ ♪ where an open heart begins to love again at night in dreams of a thousand moons ♪ ♪ and clear blue rain sometimes it seems as if we could build a love to free us from pain ♪ ♪ i know you think that it's easy to change but it's a symptom of age ♪ ♪ at night in dreams of a thousand moons and clear blue rain ♪ ♪ sometimes it seems as if we could build a love ♪ to free us from pain ♪ ♪ i know you think that it's easy to change but it's a symptom of age ♪

♪ we don't move on when we don't have to people go - we ♪ ♪ we don't move on when we don't have to ♪ ♪ and if you go i'll understand ♪ ♪ a little more light, more vision ♪ ♪ and people seeing what they can ♪ ♪ at night in dreams of a thousand moons ♪ ♪ and clear blue rain sometimes it seems as if we could build a love to free us from pain ♪ ♪ i know you think that it's easy to change but it's a symptom of age ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tonight on "nightline" -- the hunt for a plane with 239 on board. disappearing mid-air without warning. what was the cause? pilot error? mechanical failure? an act of terror? a two-year "nightline" investigation into the last mysterious disappearance and clues that might help unravel the mystery at 35,000 feet. plus, ban bossy. why celebrities from beyonce -- >> i'm not bossy. i'm the boss. >> -- to jennifer garner. >> being labeled something matters. >> are joining facebook's sheryl sandberg to ban