>> see you in the morning. >> dicky: from austin, texas, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- rosario dawson. governor rick perry. jimmy and guillermo eat barbeque. a special appearance by jimmie vaughan. and music from aloe blacc. with cleto and the cletones. served fresh by subway. and now, howdy partner, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thank you. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. i am jimmy. i am your -- i will be your host tonight. it's very kind. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. now i'm getting uncomfortable. we only have an hour together. that's very kind. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] this is our second of five nights broadcasting from the long center in austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] and you're very nice. we've been made to feel very welcome since we got here on friday. everybody's been so friendly. hi. like this person here. so i feel kind of bad about saying it, but the truth is

we're not here to do a show. the real reason we came here is because this is an intervention. [ laughter ] you have a drinking problem, austin. [ cheers and applause ] you do. you need to stop. hey, speaking of drinking problems, where is my little pal guillermo? guillermo, where are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> all right! yeah! >> jimmy: what's going on? i really don't know what's happening to him. you've changed into a different person since you've been here. you've changed into a professional wrestler, i think. are you still having fun? >> yeah. a lot of fun. >> jimmy: and let me ask, what do you tell your wife

she -- the nachos they put on cheese in football stadiums. i didn't bother with the tortillas. i scooped it with my hand like winnie the pooh eating honey out of the pot. we're all going to die here is what we're trying to say. [ laughter ] but before we go, we have a good show lined up for you tonight. we have music from aloe blacc tonight. [ cheers and applause ] probably the best way to describe his music. if sex had sex with sex, aloe blacc would be their baby. also tonight, a real texas legend, the great jimmie vaughan is sitting in with the cletones. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing, jimmy? >> i'm doing good. >> jimmy: we never have enough jimmys on the show. >> good to be here. it's been a few years

>> jimmy: thank you for coming. and our non-musical guests tonight, rosario dawson and governor rick perry. [ applause ] i know there's some booing. i hope you're not booing rosario dawson because that would be weird. [ laughter ] hey, whether you agree with his politics or not you have to agree that governor perry knows how to get a crowd fired up. here he is at cpac on friday. ♪ >> come on. get it up! >> jimmy: get it up. we're trying. we can't get it up because you're yelling at us. [ laughter ] we put the governor in the same green room snoop dogg used last night. so there's a good chance he may stumble out here and legalize pot or something. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the south by southwest festival is in full swing here in austin. the music part of the festival kicked off tonight as the

interactive or nerd portion of the festival wrapped up. they wrapped that up with a big concert from 2 chainz, pusha t, method man, and redman. which i have to say i love the idea of all these tech guys hiring 2 chainz and pusha t to entertain them. you know, just because you own beats by dre' headphones doesn't mean you're down with the streets, kids. [ laughter ] but hip-hop music is a growing presence at south by southwest. they say around 500 rappers are performing this week. it's like south by south central here is what it is. [ laughter ] but it's fun. there is no better place to see hip-hop artists performing for a bunch of bearded white guys in plaid shirts than south by southwest. it tops even brooklyn. [ cheers and applause ] there are concerts happening literally everywhere this week. last night saw -- i actually saw a great show last night. i saw a country punk band playing in the bathtub of my hotel room. [ laughter ] south by southwest started very small. it started in 1987.

it's blossomed into a huge event that attracts people from all over the world. and of course some people don't like that. a lot of people i've been talking to say it's gotten too big. to which i always say maybe south by isn't too big, maybe we are too small. [ laughter ] and then they usually just turn around and leave. but it is big. it's almost impossible to get a hotel room or a cab or a hooker around here. [ laughter ] there's definitely a glut of corporate promotion, which doesn't really mesh with the city like austin. the mission statement here is keep austin weird. and i like that. [ cheers and applause ] it's a good message. back home in l.a. we don't have to worry about keeping it weird. that's what gary busey is there for. [ laughter ] but here the weirdness must be preserved. and with that said, it is time for tonight's "austin moment of weird." bring the moment of weird onto the stage. and this is it. how are you doing?

how are you? >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: what is your name, sir? >> robert mcdonald. >> jimmy: robert mcdonald. and you're here on stilts. you walk around town like this? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: and why half a beard? >> oh, because i met these twins and one sister liked bearded guys. the other sister liked clean-shaven guys. >> jimmy: and you made love to them? >> let's not tell the whole story tonight, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. very good. that was austin's "moment of weird." thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] if you're wondering what kind of a guy can score twins, there you have it. [ laughter ] here's some interesting local news. travis county officials are planning to decriminalize being drunk in public. which is kind of funny because based on what i've seen so far this week i thought it was a crime to not be drunk in public. [ laughter ] but right now if you're cited for drunkenness they will take to you jail, arrest you. under the new plan the police would take people who are drunk

to a city-run sobriety center, where they'll sleep it off and then go home. so if you can't get a hotel room -- [ applause ] at the next south by southwest, just get drunk and hug a cop or something. [ laughter ] back in l.a. where our theater is we play a game on hollywood boulevard called the pedestrian question. this is where we'll ask people on the street a question and our studio audience will guess how the person answered the question. we decided to do this down on 6th street today. we asked people a very simple question. we asked, are you drunk? and what you will see next is a person introducing themselves or herself. we'll stop the video, and then we'll all try to guess whether or not the person is drunk. are you ready? all right. >> i'm aaron turner. i'm from houston, texas. >> are you drunk? >> jimmy: right? it's almost unanimous. is he drunk? >> yeah.

yeah, i'm [ bleep ]. i'm drunk. i am drunk, yeah. my bad. >> jimmy: who is up next? >> tell me your name and where you're from. >> which one? i'm from houston. >> jimmy: >> are you drunk? >> jimmy: is she drunk? everyone seems to agree that she is indeed drunk. >> yes. alexis. what's up? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. next. >> my name's alex. i'm from l.a. >> are you drunk? >> jimmy: first i want to say sorry about this, guys. but let's find out. >> i've had a couple. hook 'em horns. >> what's that? >> nothing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we don't know that as well there. who do we have next? >> my name is joe dde la vega

from dallas, texas. >> are you drunk? >> jimmy: is the man in the sombrero drunk? >> no. >> are you stoned? >> yes. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and finally -- >> anicca patricia norton from cleveland, ohio. >> are you drunk? >> jimmy: yeah, it seems like it, yeah. >> oh, yeah. see? i'm in texas. yeah. what's up? i'm drunk. i've had a few drinks. you know, trying to scatboard in austin. >> are you drunk? >> come on. [ applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back from our break, guillermo and i went on a journey to find the best barbecue in austin, texas. plus rosario dawson, governor perry, music from aloe blacc, and jimmie vaughn is

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. jimmie vaughan sitting in with the cletones tonight. rosario dawson, governor rick perry and music from aloe blacc. i think everyone who eats meet would agree one of the best things about austin is the barbecue. i've had a lot of great barbecue

in my life, and there's no question this is some of the best in the world. everybody has their favorite. we got a lot of recommendations. people get very passionate about barbecue. so what we did is narrowed it down to the four barbecue spots people mentioned to me the most. guillermo and i then set out with a stomach full of nothing and a song in our hearts to find out which barbecue spot we think is austin's finest. ♪ >> here we go. austin barbecue, guillermo. >> yeah. >> jimmy: first stop is franklin barbecue. [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: are you hungry, guillermo? >> yeah, i'm hungry. >> hi, how are you? >> how's it going? >> jimmy: we're here for some barbecue. >> i'm hungry. >> are you hungry? you look hungry. let's get this party started.

>> jimmy: all right. every day people line up and they wait for hours in line. and then when you're out you're out. >> pretty much. >> narrator: anybody ev >> jimmy: anybody ever start, eat, go back to the end of the line and eat another meal? >> no. at least that i know. >> we'll be the first ones. >> we have a lot of people who stand in line every day for barbecue, but no one's quite like jimmy. >> got a beef rib, a little bit of fatty brisket down there. got a little turkey there. got a little lean brisket here. >> jimmy: should we eat it? >> yeah, go for it. >> jimmy: aaron was my first. he's my first here in austin. and i'm glad because he was so gentle and kind. and i just loved putting his meat in my mouth. >> jimmy really i think would be crazy to not pick me. i mean, he likes barbecue. i like barbecue. match made in heaven. >> can we get it -- >> jimmy: what? >> can we get it to go? >> jimmy: i thought you were hungry.

that was great, huh? >> yeah. >> next stop is mikelwait barbecue. >> what? >> jimmy: mikelwait. >> microwave? >> yeah. >> looks good. >> jimmy: tom, what's snapping. >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: you know who this is, guillermo? >> snom. >> jimmy: yeah. tom. >> your last anytime is microwave? >> micklethwaite. >> you want some sthakz? >> yeah. >> jimmy: we haven't eaten in literally minutes. tell us what we have here. >> we have some beef short rib, moist brisket, this is a pork and beef jalapeno sausage and we have a lamb chorizo sausage. >> i like this guy, microwave. and the food is good. shut up, dog. >> jimmy: is there any possibility you could set this trailer up in my back yard? >> sure. absolutely. >> i really liked the time i got

to spend with jimmy today. he's a really special guy. >> jimmy: tom's a special guy, too. when he offered me his moist brisket, i was like, it's kind of like whoa, this is going a little fast. but then i ate it, and i was like, okay, yeah, go fast, tom. >> i don't understand. are we supposed to have sex with these guys? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next stop is mueller's barbecue. >> mueller's? >> jimmy: mueller's. >> is that a family restaurant? is that like a last name, mueller? >> jimmy: you're asking too many questions. i'm starving. >> me, too jimmy. i'm hungry. >> jimmy: right. hey, john. >> hey, how are you? >> jimmy: john mueller, how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: how are you doing? shake his elbow, guillermo. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: rubbing up and beef here, huh? >> yes, sir. getting ready for tomorrow. >> jimmy: beautiful. well, we heard a lot about the place and we'd like to try it out if you don't mind. >> sure.

you bet. >> jimmy: excellent. oh, my gosh. >> all right, guys. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> lunch is served. >> jimmy: now, this is serious. you're not kidding around here. look at that. >> what is this, john? >> that's sausage. that's all beef sausage. >> jimmy: wow. can i try that? oh, that's great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so crispy. >> john make jimmy feel good here and here. and that is the most important. >> you definitely pick up this guy, jimmy. >> i really don't care if jimmy picks me or not because i'm pretty dangerous. and he knows what'll happen if he doesn't. i'm pretty sure he'll choose me. >> jimmy: john's kind of a bad boy. and i've had problems with that in the past. but sometimes you kind of need a little bad for it to be good. you know what i'm saying? next we're going to la barbecue. >> la? >> jimmy: la. it means the barbecue.

>> la. like in spanish. >> jimmy: si. think you can eat any more? it's a challenge. >> maybe i need to throw up first and then i eat. >> jimmy: yeah, that would be a good idea. i'm jimmy. how are you? >> nice to meet you. john lewis. >> jimmy: this is guillermo. >> how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: we are famished. >> famished. i think i can help you with that. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: you think you can eat that whole thing? >> can i throw up now? >> i know guillermo was a little bit full when he got here, but i don't give a [ bleep ] about him. i was all about jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's beautiful. look at that. >> see that, how it's smoked on the outside ring? >> you guys like pork ribs too? >> yes, we do. >> and that's a beef short rib right there. >> i think i'm bigger than texas now. >> i don't care who jimmy picks. i'm so fully just want to go home. i cannot eat any more. >> we should really say grace, jimmy. >> jimmy: grace?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: seems very late. >> dear lord, please don't make me explode. >> jimmy: i really hope guillermo explodes. i've never seen that. this is so hard for me because i really liked all of them. franklin's had that beautiful brisket on the bone. mickelthwaite not only was the barbecue great but the desserts and homemade bread. mueller's, the outside of john's brisket was so tasty and crisp. and la barbecue. i would have sex with that brisket. i really would. that's how delicious it was. everything i tasted was incredible. this is going to be the hardest decision of my life. aaron? >> yeah, jimmy. >> jimmy: i've never felt like this before. you are amazing. you are amazing.

you clog my heart. will you accept this rib? and make me the happiest man in the world. >> i will. >> yes, i will, jimmy. >> i will. >> of course i will. >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ thank you. >> thank you. >> you didn't say this to all the other barbecue places, did you? because i'll stab you in the heart if you did. with this bone. >> jimmy: no. i just said it to you. [ cheers and applause ] you see, juan pablo? that's how you propose. we've got a good show for you tonight. governor rick perry is here. we have music from aloe blacc. jimmie vaughan is sitting in with the cletones. and we'll be right back with rosario dawson. we are live from austin! [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we are coming to you from the long center in austin, texas. the south by southwest festival is going on, and we are right in the middle of it. tonight on the program, he is the governor of the great state of texas. if we do anything terrible this week, he can pardon us. governor rick perry is here with us. and then, this is his album right here. it's called -- save it for when he gets here. "lift your spirit." it just came out today. music from aloe blacc on the at&t stage. he will be joined by members of the u.t. longhorn band. and sitting in with the cletones all night, the great jimmie vaughan is here. and you can see jimmie live on tour in cincinnati, ohio on march 18th and columbus, ohio on march 19th. and you should because he is great. tomorrow night, robert duvall

will be here, rachael ray will be with us, and we'll have music from damon albarn. and later this week, lady gaga, lil wayne, from "scandal," darby stanchfield with her music, and we will hear music from johnny winter, los lonely boys, the preatures, and the one and only willie nelson. [ applause ] our first guest tonight is making the most of her week here in austin. she's been appearing on panels. she's been exhibiting artwork. she has a movie premiering. i hear she's been smoking meat on the balcony of her hotel room. she's doing everything. her latest film is called "cesar chavez." >> people are starting to lose hope, and i don't blame them. they know the growers have broken the strike with the illegal workers. and the sweetheart deal with the teamsters. we can't ask them to keep going when they see people working in the fields. we have to take the next step. >> we're too weak. >> we have no laws to protect us here. with the boycott there are no laws to stop us. this is the moment, cesar.

this is what we came here to do. >> jimmy: "cesar chavez" opens in theaters march 28th. please welcome rosario dawson. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> i'm good. how are you? >> jimmy: you look great. you really do. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. you know, i always thought of you as a new yorker, but you actually lived in texas growing up. >> i did, actually. >> jimmy: where did you live? [ cheers and applause ] >> i went to garland high school and everything. i was right outside of dallas. >> jimmy: right outside dallas. garland high school. >> garland high school. yeah. i did my first film "kids," which we actually shot this summer makes 20 years ago. i got paid i think $1,000 to work on it for four days. and we went on a family vacation. my dad grew up in texas. he was born in colorado but grew up in texas. we met his extended family. my mom loved it so much she bought a house.

>> jimmy: on the vacation? on the trip? >> yeah. she's an aquarius. she's subject to whims. >> jimmy: is that right? wow. >> so we ended up, you know, using our vacation clothes as clothes for the school year. >> jimmy: you never went back for your stuff? >> no. we literally did not leave. we stayed for a year. but i really loved it here. you know, i got my glamour shots. you know. i got -- my eyebrows looked like this. >> jimmy: how long have you been here this week? >> i've been here since wednesday. >> jimmy: since wednesday. tell me everything you've eaten since you've been here. have you eaten anything since you've been here? >> yeah. i've eaten so much. you have to have barbecue. you have to have all of that. i usually go to giro's. i didn't go to guero's this trip, which is crazy. [ applause ] i went to moonshine. [ cheers and applause ] i went to uchi, which is really good. [ applause ] japanese. that was awesome. yeah. this is one of my favorite festivals to come to just because it's like this is such a foodie, movie, music, nerdy town. so like this festival like --

>> jimmy: it appeals to you. >> it appeals to all of us, i think, yeah? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think the last one you were on our show in l.a. you were talking about going to the burning man festival. >> yes. >> jimmy: so you're very festival-oriented. >> yeah, yeah. going into the convention center was making me think of going to comic-con except there weren't storm troopers walking by en masse. >> jimmy: you went to comic-con too. what's next, the cub scout jamboree? [ laughter ] >> no, actually, i've been going to burning man like almost nine years. but this is the first time i'm not going to go back. and it's really good because last year i ended up going to the renaissance faire for the first time. >> jimmy: did you like the renaissance fair? >> i do. my family gets really into it. we drink out of horns. like, you know, i get all dressed up. i've got my swords. i don't do the wench thing. i'm in the dragon guild. go dragon guild. >> jimmy: you like that. >> yeah. so like you know, my cousin got these like leather xena warrior princess outfits. so we like rock it all out. and i put face makeup on and

people take pictures with us because we look cool, i think. >> jimmy: and do they recognize you? do they even know that it's you? >> no. i mean, you're there. you're kind of like swinging your sword around and eating a big turkey leg. >> jimmy: in the olden times were people eating nothing -- did turkeys have nothing but legs? did they have more legds back then? [ laughter ] because it seems like the diet was pretty much churros and turkey legs if you would believe the renaissance fair. [ laughter ] >> no. it's just convenient finger food. >> jimmy: you worked here and shot movies here. well, "sin city" is a movie that you made here. >> yeah. we did -- [ applause ] the end offing of "25th hour." both "sin cities." we shot "deathproof" here. >> the next "sin city" is coming out in august. >> yeah. it's awesome. >> jimmy: and you wound up doing this biopic about cesar chavez, which i mostly know him from street signs to be honest with you. [ laughter ] >> i thought it would bode well to have the premiere on cesar

chavez street. i played -- >> jimmy: the woman you played is still alive. >> yeah. instead of calling me she tweeted me to let me know she liked the film and she was proud of me and congratulations. she's that cool. >> jimmy: wow. either she's very cool or twitter is over. [ laughter ] i'm not sure what it is. >> she's amazing. >> jimmy: did you consult her before playing her? >> i did. i was really lucky to actually meet her beforehand, doing activism with vuelto latino. but to get the opportunity to play her and she gave me her blessing to play her. it was really nerve-wracking. but when you're playing a real person who's still doing the work and you want to celebrate them and honor them but it's a big responsibility. we were watching, we had the screening here yesterday, which went amazing. thank you so much. and she was there sitting next to me talking to me throughout the entire film. and i think she should dot dvd commentary. because she'd be like yeah, they really messed up when they tried to block that march. and this is my favorite bit. and giggling on the stuff that was funny. it was amazing. >> jimmy: wow. she's talking through a movie

about her own life. that is a remarkably -- [ laughter ] >> no, it was good. it was like a little bit. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i know you're jumping on a plane and you're leaving this fair city. i pity you for that. rosario dawson. her movie is called "cesar chavez." it opens march 28th. we'll be right back with governor perry. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> enjoy a made to order flatizza today. only from subway. subway. eat fresh.

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♪ >> jimmy: we are back in austin, texas. and our next guest is the longest-serving governor in the history of this state. he lives in a very old house right down the block from here. he comes directly from the trip-hop tent at south by southwest tonight. please welcome governor rick perry. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ welcome. welcome, welcome. thank you for coming. [ boos and applause ] well, you're getting -- >> you do know how to get it stirred up. >> jimmy: i don't know.

you people. i don't know what's going on. >> i said there's three places you want to make sure you don't want to be introduced if you're in the business i'm in. a hockey match, a rock concert, and now jimmy kimmel show. >> jimmy: i thought maybe here in austin that you'd get a favorable response. but what have you done to make these people dislike you so intensely? [ laughter ] >> you know -- well, i tell people. i say austin's kind of the blueberry in the tomato soup in the state, if you will. it's a little different than the rest of the place. >> jimmy: that's a weird analogy. but i guess -- >> they do their part of keeping austin weird, man. let me tell you. >> jimmy: is that why you're not running for governor again? you've had enough of these people? >> after 14 years of this kind of love, i mean, it's -- we're all good, man. >> jimmy: but you've been governor longer than anyone's ever been governor of the state. that has to mean something,

right? [ applause ] do you go to south by southwest? is that something -- >> we've been going for i guess the last decade, we've been making it out there, and we've got lots of texas talent this year and people who come from all over. >> jimmy: will you go to the pusha t concert tonight? [ laughter ] >> i think i'm hanging with my wife. >> jimmy: hey, speaking of rapping, you know, snoop dogg was here last night -- >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: and he was in the same room -- >> i can smell it. >> jimmy: you can smell it. [ laughter ] i was worried about that. he actually covered the smoke detector in the dressing room to avoid prosecution -- >> yes, he did. >> jimmy: but i have to say, he will be pleased to know that in january you said you might possibly favor decriminalizing marijuana in the state of texas. [ cheers and applause ] is that true? you're thinking about that. >> well, what we did is for over a decade we've lowered the penalties. i mean, we're trying to be smart about it. you don't want to ruin a kid's life for having a joint. and that was historically what

you saw. and we put drug courts into place. we -- i think we're making some really smart decisions about dealing with people, particularly when it comes to the small amounts of drugs. and we've been able to shut down a prison in the state of texas. i mean, that i think is -- that's conservative, man. [ applause ] >> jimmy: sure. did this decision have anything to do with ywillie nelson? did he lobby you in any way for this? [ laughter ] >> you've got to love willie. you've got to love willie. >> jimmy: llie's going to be here. >> willie, my biodiesel man. >> jimmy: you're friendly with willie? >> you've got to be. i saw willie in 1968 at panther hall in fort worth, texas. he was playing with johnny bush. and you know, he just -- willie is probably one of the quintessential austin people. and you know, whether you're -- i'm pretty sure willie's never voted for me a day in his life, but you know -- >> jimmy: you think willie remembers to vote?

[ laughter ] i'll ask him when he gets here. >> i'm pretty sure that seth and snoop don't remember the show last night. >> jimmy: i'm pretty sure. i barely remember the show last night just from the side-stream smoke i got. now, you are a musician yourself. you play the drums, i understand. >> yeah. i started out playing the piano when i was a kid. my mother thought it was important. we lived like 16 miles out in the country. so she drove us in to take piano lessons. and i played piano for six, seven years. and you know, music's always been a really interesting thing. and every kid is lying if they tell you they don't want to play on a stage with a rock band. i mean, jimmie vaughan and that group over there. matter of fact, i might get over there and do a little set with them tonight. >> jimmy: you know, we have video of you. let's take a look at this video. i don't know. i haven't seen this before. that's you with zz top. and this is obviously home video because somebody's got the time still on it.

and now, most politicians when they get up and play, they can't. but look at this. ♪ >> the boy can play. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, that's serious. you're not kidding around. do you play the drums frequently? >> that was the last -- that was the last show in compaq center. zz stopped -- they started it in '78. >> jimmy: it's zz top. >> top, yeah. >> jimmy: it's the marijuana. have you ever smoked marijuana? >> no. thank god. [ laughter ] would the secondhand count? because i think there's still some left -- >> jimmy: if you ever do, will you do 2 with me? i want to ask a few things because i found some interesting things about you and i find them hard to believe. you once shot a coyote while you were jogging. is that true? >> that's true. >> jimmy: you jog with a gun? [ laughter ] >> i do interviews with a gun.

>> jimmy: do you have one of those like arm bands like you use for your ipod? or -- [ laughter ] >> that's the reason it's called a concealed handgun license. >> jimmy: i see. >> you don't know. >> jimmy: your mother -- when you were a kid, your mother made your underwear. >> you did do some research, didn't you? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> you know, if you want to find out everything, i mean like everything about yourself, some of which is even true, run for president. you will. >> jimmy: are you going to run for president again? obviously, maybe this is not the place that you want to announce it. >> probably not the place. >> jimmy: probably not the place you want to -- >> this is not the crowd i want to make this announcement. [ applause ] >> jimmy: but i do want to ask -- i mean, really, you mentioned the thing about finding out everything about yourself. why would you run for president? i mean, it didn't go that great last time. >> you know, america is a great place for second chances. let's just leave it at that.

>> jimmy: we'll leave it at that. [ applause ] well, i hope that if you do decide to run for president you will come and visit us in los angeles and we'll chat about all that. and we'll get you on drugs, too. i think that would be a nice thing. [ applause ] i think if you want to win this town over that's the way to go. governor rick perry, everybody. thank you for coming, governor. we'll be right back with aloe blacc. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible. from austin it's the "jimmy kimmel live" stream. go to myspace immediately following tonight's show for an exclusive off-air performance by aloe blacc. it's the "jimmy kimmel live" stream on myspace. cruncha muncha ♪cha muna [ clippers buzz ] ♪ cruncha muncha cruncha muncha ♪ ♪ fritos on my sub [ male announcer ] the new fritos chicken enchilada melt from subway. it's the chicken enchilada with the gotta have it crunch.

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>> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i want to thank everyone here in austin. i want to thank rosario dawson, governor rick perry. i want to apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his album. it's called "lift your spirit." here with the song "the man," with some help from the drum line at u.t. and the cletones too, aloe blacc! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ well you can tell everybody yeah you can tell everybody ♪ ♪ go ahead and tell everybody i'm the man i'm the man i'm the man ♪ ♪ yes i am yes i am

yes i am ♪ ♪ i'm the man i'm the man i'm the man ♪ ♪ i believe every lie that i ever told paid for every heart that i ever stole ♪ ♪ i played my cards and i didn't fold well it ain't that hard when you got soul ♪ ♪ this is my world somewhere i heard that life is a test ♪ i been through the worst still give my best god made my mold different from the rest ♪ ♪ then he broke that mold so i know i'm blessed this is my world ♪ ♪ stand up now and face the sun won't hide my tail or turn and run ♪ ♪ it's time to do what must be done be a king when kingdom comes ♪ ♪ well you can tell everybody yeah you can tell everybody ♪ ♪ go ahead and tell everybody

i'm the man i'm the man i'm the man ♪ ♪ well you can tell everybody yeah you can tell everybody ♪ ♪ go ahead and tell everybody i'm the man i'm the man i'm the man ♪ ♪ yes i am yes i am yes i am ♪ ♪ i'm the man i'm the man i'm the man ♪ ♪ i got all the answers to your questions i'll be the teacher you could be the lesson ♪ ♪ i'll be the preacher you be the confession i'll be the quick relief to all your stressin' ♪ ♪ this is my world it's a thin line between love and hate ♪ ♪ is you really real or is you really fake i'm a soldier ♪ ♪ standing on my feet no surrender and i won't retreat this is my world ♪ ♪ stand up now and face the sun won't hide my tail or turn and run ♪ ♪ it's time to do what must be done be a king when kingdom comes ♪ ♪ well you can tell everybody yeah you can tell everybody ♪ ♪ go ahead and

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tonight on "nightline" -- what we're learning now about the men in the cockpit of that missing malaysia airlines plane as we go on the air the cia is not ruling out an act of terror as this mystery deepens. we've got the latest on the stolen passports, the errant flight path, and the passengers. and then a news anchor having a panic attack on live television. >> it is too early to prescribe statins solely for cancer -- >> how my on-air meltdown sparked a personal breakthrough and set me on a bizarre, eye-opening journey from mega churches to self-help gurus to the vanguard of neuroscience. and ultimately to the secret