for sandhya, larry, carolyn and all of us here, i'm dan ashley. right now on jimmy kimmle, david due >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- david duchovny, from "the walking dead" danai gurira, dancing with the stars' amy purdy and comedian pete davidson. with cleto and the cletones. and now,here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ]

>> hi, everyone. we have a lot of fun things to bring you tonight. i want to celebrate the life and work of fred will lard. he was a true original from his early work on the show "fernwood tonight" to unforgettable performances in christopher guest movies. did many appearances on our show. he was a showman, kind, and a truly funman man who will always be remembered -- fred, i can't read that. what? [ applause ] >> bob: that card right there.

>> he will be remembered as a true humanitarian. fred, when you die for real, can you write more clearly? >> is my penmanship not good? i'm glad about that. >> jimmy: i'm so glad you're alive. >> it was confusing and ironic that it happened on april fool's day, but i am alive. >> jimmy: thank you. per were you april fooled by that? i april fooled me, too, i replaced my toothpaste with

bengay. april fool's day gained popularity in 1861 when abraham lincoln's wife filled his top hat with squirrels. it was hilarious. last night, i encouraged our viewers to pull a prank on their loved ones and upload that prank to youtube with the title, hey jimmy kimmel, happy april fool's. many of you rose to the occasion. some of the pranks were ridiculous, some were ill advised, some were just stupid. but we just put the best of them together. here's the fruit of your labors, america comes together to celebrate april fool's. i'm 32 weeks if pregnant and i have a feeling that my water is going to break. ruben! ruben! rub ruben! >> what? . >> my water broke. >> why would you do this?

>> daddy had to sell the xbox. he just said he had to sell it today so we've got to unhook it all. april fool's. >> okay, bye. >> tell me exactly what he said. exactly. >> he said you won this prize from lego land. he actually said my name. he actually said sam. my name. he knew my name. yeah? good. aww!

>> april fool's. >> are you mad cuz i froze your cereal? it's like a popsicle. see? you don't like it? are you sure you don't want it? it is april fool's day. >> ow, that hurt. [ screaming ] >> being weird when you turn around. why would you think that's funny? >> no way. >> what?

>> 20,000, 20,000, 20,000. 20,000 right here! >> it is. >> no way. >> submit form by mail. claim form supplied by santa claus. >> oh, [ bleep ] >> jimmy: when we work together, we can make the world a better place. thank you for participating. on "dancing with the stars" there was no elimination ceremony because billy dee williams eliminated himself. he's 76 years old, he had chronic back problems so on doctor's orders he dropped out of the competition and you know darth vader has got to be loving this, right? the high score went to meryl.

in second place was my pick amy purdy. amy has an amazing story. when she was 19, she got a form of bacterial meningitis that resulted in both of her legs being amputated. and yet, somehow she managed to become a snowboarder and dancing star. you know, there are a lot of jokes you could make about a double amputee competing on a dancing competition show, but i would never do that. amy, on the other hand, would. so i'm going to take a break here for a minute. and then in the meantime, please welcome amy purdy. come on out. [ applause ] >> wow.

thank you. thank you so much. you know, i'm a little bit nervous, but people tell me i look calm all the time. but that's because it's impossible for me to get cold feet. here's a joke for you. how do you wish amy purdy good luck before a "dancing with the stars" performance. break an arm. former dancing with the stars contest assistant heather mills was missing one leg and married paul mccartney. somebody owes me two beatles. i actually have an advantage because if another dancer breaks her leg, she's out of the competition. if i break mine, i just buy another one. >> jimmy: very nice. amy purdy. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we pulled an exceptionally elaborate april fool's joke on aunt chippy. we told my aunt that the local abc affiliate in las vegas wanted to interview her at home. but the crew we sent to her home was not a news crew, it was a group of actors we instructed to drive her nuts. is that right? is that how it went? >> you know it. >> jimmy: here's a little taste of what happened. >> jimmy is the one with the talent, but you're always on the phone. >> i don't know. both talng at the same time ] >> please. >> no, you're not. i'll throw you out in the backya backyard. >> jimmy: so if you like yelling, make sure you stick around because there's a lot of it coming up.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. i love a good prank, especially when that prank is on my aunt chippy. how old was i when i started with you? >> 10. >> jimmy: 10 years old. that is right. >> you're lucky you lived this long. >> jimmy: we called aunt chippy pretending to be a local abc

news crew from channel 13 in las vegas where she lives. we told her we wanted to interview her, which makes sense. she's on the show, she lives there. but what she didn't know the news crew that showed up at her house was not a news crew. they were actors following instructions from my cousin sal hiding outside the house in a van. i think it went very well. >> hi, chippy. >> break. >> okay, go. >> we've been going around having interviews with the aunts of abc stars. we talked to michael strahan's aunt. we even got barbara walter's aunt. how long have you been in vegas? >> we've been in vegas for 37 years. we moved out here in 1975.

>> i'm sorry to interrupt, she's very loud. >> i apologize. we've got to fix her levels. >> i'm too loud for you, huh? >> yeah, i have a blood sugar problem, too. >> i have a blood sugar problem as well. >> do f you need something, tell me. >> supposed to eat something every 25 minutes. >> this guy is not going to get sick in my house while i if can help him out. i've got cheese. >> just take the cheese from her. >> let him have a string cheese and then we'll get on with this. nobody is sick in my house. >> thank you. that really does help. >> eat it all. >> okay, tell me how the name chippy came about. >> when you're in an italian family, the first boy is named after the grandfather of the father. so every single one of them -- >> this is good.

>> every single one of them -- he eats like an italian. are you half italian? >> no. >> good, eat. munch. >> put your hand on the table. >> throw up in the garbage pale. >> we spoke to tim allen's aunt. he did the same thing. >> i'm going to start from the top. peter, he can take care of himself. he's good. >> he's doing great. >> we'll get through this and we'll get him out of here. okay, right here. how did you get -- how did the name chippy come about? >> chip off the old block. it means you take after your father. >> how long have you had that cheese? >> 12 years. are you serious? >> a week and a half ago. >> it tastes funny. >> do you have any other options

as far as cheese? >> you want american cheese? >> you know what, i'm just going to order a pizza. >> you got to do that right now? >> okay, go. what is it like sort of being a celebrity in your own right being aunt chippy. >> i really don't look at me like i'm a celebrity. jimmy is the star of the show. >> 14 inch. 14 inch. >> we're a family that helps him out whatever we do. >> what's the address here? >> 1/3 cheese only. >> can we get this interview? >> they say that's not a good neighborhood. >> i go there at least once a week. >> that guy has delivered here 200 times. this woman goes here at least once a week. >> tell him chippy. i don't know why this is a problem. >> jimmy is the one with the talent but you're on the show. >> i don't know, i don't live here. i'm going to throw up all over this woman's house. please. >> no you're not.

no you're not. i'll throw you out in the backya backyard. >> please tell me your cheese is fresh. >> did you know that jimmy was going to be a star? let me ask that. >> i really thought that jimmy would be an artist. >> i have to go number two in the worst way. >> i have to make numb we aer t the worst way. can i use your bathroom? >> yes. but don't throw up any place but the toilet bowl. >> there's nothing coming out this. >> it's right down the hall, the first door on the right. >> all right, careful. >> let's just continue the interview. >> so if a guy asks you to dance, you get up on the dance floor, they're dancing and the guy says what's your name and you say chippy, i used to be embarrassed. so then i decided i shouldn't have to be embarrassed, so -- [ screaming ] >> he's okay.

>> as long as he's not puking in my bed i don't give a [ bleep ] what he does in the bathroom. >> the same thing happened in kerry washington's house and her aunt had a bidet and he did the whole thing in the bidet. >> that's disgusting. >> i'm used to it. what's your favorite holiday? >> i don't have a favorite holid holiday. i really don't. i like all the holidays. easter is great. there's like 100 people here on easter. umc is not far from here. >> what is? >> the hospital. >> oh. >> you keep saying he's okay. what, are you freaking nuts? he ain't okay. >> what are you doing? >> sorry, the towel is not big enough. >> what about guillermo, what's

your relationship with guillermo. >> did you ever try to poison him with cheese? >> you better stop being rude because rude i won't take. sick, i can accept. rude i will not accept. >> i'm sorry. >> that's not part of the sickness, that's just being a jerk. and now i'm going to have to smack the [ bleep ] out of him. >> fall on the floor. >> hebert not throw up on the rug. literally. >> no, not the table. >> we're done, we're done. >> did someone order a pizza? >> sal, you bastard! you and your cousin are [ bleep ] get this man out of here. get him out of here. do you ever get tired of doing this stuff to me? never? >> no.

i'm getting too old for it. >> great job, aunt chippy. >> jimmy: aunt chippy, everyone. tonight on the show, and be right back with david duchovny. >> portions of jimmy kimmel live is brought to you by new vas line men spray lotions. ♪ ♪ abe! get in! punch it! [ male announcer ] let quicken loans help you save your money with a mortgage that's engineered to amaze. thanks, "g."

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>> jimmy: welcome back on the program. from "the walking dead" dan danai gurira is here. that must be a hard name for a zombie to say. and then standup comedy from a charming young man. you can see him on the season premiere of "guy code" april 16th on mtv2. pete davidson is with us. we have a big show for you tomorrow. former president bill clinton will be here. as will manny pacquiao. they'll be promoting their fight at the mgm grand. and on thursday emma stone, jeff perry from "scandal," and music from schoolboy q. as it enters its final season, our first guest has promised that his tv show "californication" will finally answer all the big questions

including what really happened to mulder's sister. season 7 of "californication" starts april 13th on showtime. please say hello to david duchovny. [ cheers and applause ] >> let me just say, i'm going to take pacquiao in the third round. >> jimmy: it might not even go three. >> is it possible we're related? >> jimmy: why do you say that? >> because i think your aunt chippy is my aunt chippy. >> jimmy: what is your aunt's name? >> i'm not going to say. >> jimmy: really? does she have a nickname? >> not that she knows. >> jimmy: did you get to meet her. >> i did. i walked by, she had no clue who i was. but she is nice.

>> jimmy: she's nice to strangers. did she beat you, your aunt chippy, when you were a child? mine did. >> i don't like the whole april fools' thing, though. i think what happens -- and it didn't happen tonight, but what can happen is people get put in these situations and something happens where they show you a part of their character, because they're under distress that you wish you hadn't seen and that they wish they hadn't done. or they make a noise or a face. and then it's like everybody in the room just wishes it had never happened. >> jimmy: yeah, i have seen that happened. somebody wets themselves. >> you just can't ever forget. and the rest of your life, that's the way you think of that person. >> jimmy: have you had that experience yourself? >> no, never. >> jimmy: you don't go for that sort of shenanigans. it's interesting, you're on the x files and you would dislike scaring people. i think you guys scared a lot of people on that show.

>> yeah, yeah. i guess we did. >> jimmy: you definitely scared me a number of times. >> you're a big fan of that show? >> jimmy: you know i am. we met far before i had a television show when i was a producer on the radio. a fan is a light ward word for what i was. it's hard to talk with you about anything but that with you. what was your favorite monster from "x files"? >> sometimes you would have to act before the monster was ready because the monster needed a lot of makeup because it had to be a monster. and there was one time where i was -- >> jimmy: like my aunt chippy, by the way. >> much like that. >> jimmy: lock those doors over there, guillermo. >> there's reports of a woman running with a wooden spoon. no, but we were working in this nice neighborhood in l.a.

one of those planned communities. and the idea was that it was a perfect community and everybody is repressed, evil, and desires had gone into the sewer and created this poop monster. >> jimmy: i remember that one, yeah. >> everybody repressed something in the form of poop, because it was coming from the sewer. can you say poop? >> jimmy: i think you can get away with that. . >> so the poop monster was not ready. so i had to react to a tennis ball up to about this high, a tennis ball. they always give you a tennis ball and paint a little face on it. like that's really going to help. so quite a crowd gathered to watch this film because it was in a small community. and it was very embarrassing. because i'm like this, cowering in front of a tennis ball. but the director assured me that the poop monster was hideous.

and then the poop monster finally arrived and he was an unfortunate guy in a big suit of some kind. and the director pulled me aside and he said, and this is verbatim. he said i'm sorry, he looks like the guy that [ bleep ] mrs. butterworth. >> jimmy: mr. buterworth, i hope. >> i don't know if they ever tied the knot. >> jimmy: do you get tired of this. last year was the 20th anniversary. you did a big thing. the seems like you embraced it later in life. >> yeah. at first, i struggled against it. everybody asked you, are you afraid of being typecast. so you answer that question, but as it's gone on, it's just been -- i'm just thankful that anybody wants to watch me in anything, at this point. and i'm thankful that people still love the show. it's a marvel to me that they

still remember and you still remember and people still want to talk about it. >> jimmy: if that show was on now, that was in the very early days of the internet, i think every inch of it would be sliced and dissected and examined and commented on. it would be one of those. >> when we were doing the show, that's when chat rooms started. my daughter loves when i call it the facebook. i'm not on the facebook. so they said, there's these chat rooms where people are talking about the show on their computers. i'm like that sounds so stupid. go on one of these chat rooms and talk to the people and they'll be thrilled. so i went to my manager's office and they got me on this chat room. hi, it's david. i want to talk about x files. you're not david, you're not david. get the [ bleep ] out of here. >> jimmy: you are david. david duchovny is here. we'll be right back.

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>> jimmy: how many seasons have you done in "californication? >> seven. >> jimmy: is that more than "x files". >> no, there was nine. i was on eight.

>> jimmy: there's a lot of nudity on the show. >> there was a few people that decided it was the end, but we were okay. i think we were okay with it. seven years was a really good run for us, i think. i never knew what the show was about so i was always surprised. >> jimmy: i have a pretty good idea what it was about. did you have any say in how hank wraps it up? >> well, i always wanted to die. bha i thought the guy does too many drugs and drinks too much. he shouldn't live. it's not a role model. that guy should not get out. and from the first season, i was pitching hank's got to die. >> jimmy: you were pitching your character death in the first season? >> yeah. i remember talking to him on the phone, hank's got to die. >> jimmy: yeah, that wouldn't have been good for the future of the series. we were talking about the

message boards. when did you start your twitter account? >> i'm not on the twitter. >> jimmy: well, you have your name reserved. on the twitter. >> it's very funny. >> jimmy: but you haven't tweeted yet. >> i haven't tweeted yet. i have my phone here and i was going to have you help me send my first tweet. but aren't we supposed to have a sandwich to take a picture of? >> jimmy: that's more instagram. >> don't laugh at me. i'm not on the instagram. >> jimmy: why have you decided to now join twitter. >> it's personal. don't ask me about heather graham. she's in the show this year, but don't ask me about her. >> jimmy: did you get teased? you're a few years behind. >> what was that word you used? >> jimmy: never mind. you know how it works? >> i have a bird. oh, i have low battery. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's a problem.

it has to be 140 characters or less. that includes spaces. >> i'm on the thing. and now i got to put on my glasses. sthe these are prescription. i'm trying to be cool. >> jimmy: you really don't have much battery life. the twitter is complicated, people. it's tough to understand. >> jimmy: what do you want to say to people? >> how about i love jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: i like that. >> i love jimmy kimmel. and i was told that maybe there would be this time, these times when i would be watching "californication" at the same time other people were watching it. >> jimmy: that's nice people could complain to you about every little thing we don't like. let's tell them we're going to do that.

i look toward to doing that. >> jimmy: that's too many words. tell them i love you also. and then maybe a hashtag of some kind. do you know what that is? >> do you know how much i trust you? you could be tweeting any [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: you're right. one racial slur and you're sunk, my friend. you know what i'm going to put. i'm going to put #racialslur. how about #nonracialslur. all right, we'll tweet it. and then i'll retweet it. >> what does that mean? >> jimmy: i don't know. i'll explain to you after the show. >> i consider myself a spotter

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what is that? you mean my honey wand? [ shouting ] [ splat ] come on. matter of fact. [ rustling ] shirt. shoes. shades. ah! wow! now that voice... my voice? [ auto-tuned ] what's wrong with my voice? yeah man, bee got swag! be happy! be healthy! that's gotta go too. ♪ hey! must be the honey! [ sparkle ] sweet. >> jimmy: when the inevitable zombie apocalypse takes place a few years from now, all i want is to live inside a deserted costco, and i hope our next guest is on my side. she plays samurai sword-wielding warrior michonne on amc's "the walking dead." please say hello to danai gurira. [ cheers and applause ]

>> you look so much better than you do on the show. >> thank you. i hope i clean up better. >> jimmy: did i do well pronouncing your name? >> no. >> jimmy: danai gurira? is. >> we're going to work on this right now. danai. gurira. double-r roll. gurrrira. >> very good. >> jimmy: with that said, you should probably think about changing the name. that would make it easier. >> if i was in england, they really clean up your name there. if i was there, i would be dana green. that's it. >> jimmy: where are you from originally. ? >> i'm zimbabwen. >> jimmy: you were born in the united states. >> yes.

>> jimmy: where? >> in iowa. >> jimmy: they're pretty much the same place. >> yes, very pair mel. yes didn't even notice the difference. >> jimmy: and you are not just a playwright, but an award winning playwrig playwright. you won an obe, and an et cetera, i see here. it's very unusual, what you're doing. i mean, from one day to the next, that's a lot of what they call range going on there. >> it's interesting because the theatre folks don't care about my schedule in tv. we don't care, we have a schedule for our commission and we want the play. but i'm in the swamp killing zombies with a sword. and they're like and? tomorrow, please. it's an interesting dichotomy. >> jimmy: maybe you should bring

the sword and they'll be more respectful of your wishes. how many playwrights have their own action figure? not that many, i will say. this is great. these are your pets. their arms are gone. and the jaws are removable, too. >> that's pretty cool. i didn't know that. >> jimmy: you're the one that removed them in the show. and i'm the one who removed them here. some kind of glue. i don't know if i was supposed to remove that jaw. the finale was two nights ago right? >> it was. >> jimmy: when did you start shooting again for the next season. >> in about a month. >> jimmy: they don't waste much time turning it around. >> we were on hiatus for a while. with e'got the longest e-mail chains in the world.

i miss you guys. love you, love you too. it goes on and on and on. >> jimmy: do you even miss the zomb zombies? or only the humans? >> i do miss the zombsomzombies. it's always great to see what comes out of that trailer every day. >> jimmy: the most interesting thing to watch would be lunch when the zombies are eating a roast beef sandwich. >> one zombie had to eat his lunch with a machete in his head. he just ate underneath it. he didn't mind at all. >> jimmy: is there anything you can tell us about next season? are you privy to any big plot lines? >> well, not really. sort of here and there, but not really. i'm meeting with the writers tomorrow and i'm sure i'll know a lot more then. >> jimmy: do you give feedback on what you would or would not like to do? >> i do not so much. we have good conversations, though. we have really great conversations.

i adore scott, he's really great about listening and telling me what's going on. but generally, they have it. i'm not going to tell them what to do. they know how to work this genre pretty well. >> jimmy: you're completely in the dark? >> well, what i can tell you is i had an amazing time. we don't do spoilage. but i had an amazing time opening her up. she was very enigmatic, stoic, distant. it was cool to open her up this season and get to know her more with the audience and open up her maternal side and show that sort of part of herself where she's actually has that and starts to connect with carl. it so works with perfectly with her and rick having a baby. and so -- >> jimmy: you're saying -- >> wait, wait, wait. >> jimmy: there's going to be a baby on the show. >> can we cut that? >> jimmy: well, no, i mean, april heard that.

april fools' you all. >> jimmy: you even fooled me. >> that was my boss's. scott wrote that. >> jimmy: shame on you scott gimabgim g gimble. the jokes are for me to make, not you. we will cut off your jaw. danai gurira, everyone. we'll be back with pete davidson.

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>> jimmy: our next guest is a very funny young man who is making his network television debut. you can see him on "the guy code" premiering april 16th on mtv2. please welcome pete davidson. how are you guys? you guys all happy? i just turned 20 and it's over. that's it. i just moved out of my mom's house. i'm not going to make it. look at me! i'm not going to make it. i'm 6'3" i'm 140 pounds. i have a problem with wind. i don't even know what race i am. i'm all miscellaneous in the face. my mom tells me i'm white, but like i can see my lips from here. i don't believe her. being miscellaneous my whole life, i just kind of go along with it. and now i just play along whenever girls are like, "are you puerto rican?" i'm like, "yeah. yes i am.

i'm a 6'4" puerto rican." i just dropped out of college. that was my big move this year. that was my big accomplishment. i dropped out of it. i did, i didn't like it. i was "dorming" so i just left. i didn't like it. dorming's weird, i think it's just because like the first morning, me and my roommates all woke up with an erection, and we were like, "this isn't for any of us. this is creepy. and like you know who's bigger. so like now you know that guy makes all the decisions for the dorm. you know? i'd be like, "hey guys, do you want to go see the movie?" and he'd be like, "we're not going to the movie." and i'm like, "ok. just checking. i only grew up with a mom. i didn't have a dad growing up so i don't know how to talk to women very well. my mom taught me and basically moms tell you a bumnch of stuff their husbands never told you. my mom said, when you're talking to a lady, look into her eyes,

tell her she's beautiful, be respectful, don't touch. none of that stuff works. dads know how to teach you to be laid. i never had that dad to be like, "alright son, when the time comes, whip it out and be like, 'what we going do about this?'" no, i just got out of my first relationship. i'm very happy. she wanted to get married. i was like, "no, i have acne. we can't." i'm still in between acne creams right now. i can't even commit to an acne cream. i felt bad because she was like well, if you don't stay with me, i'm going to kill myself. because you're the only reason why i'm living. i felt really bad so i was like, listen, this is the only reason why you are living. you should probably kill yourself.

there a lot of good tv shows out now. i think about killing myself all the time, but then i'm like, "walking dead is coming back. i can live another three months." another reason why me and my girlfriend broke up is we watched this movie called "the vow." my girlfriend cried the whole time. i did too because i was laughing. has anybody ever seen it? so channing tatum and rachel mcadams are married, alright? and in the first scene they get in a car accident. and luckily, she goes through the windshield. and it's my favorite part. it's in slow motion so you get to enjoy it. so she shoots through the windshield and she ends up

losing her memory and she doesn't remember that she's married. the movie should have been over, right there, that's it. it should have been a short film about some girl who should have worn a seatbelt. that's all it needed to be. now, the rest of this movie, this poor guy is just trying to make his wife fall back in love with him because she don't remember him. that would never happen. ever. if that was me and i walked into the hospital room and i walked into my wife's room and i'm just like honey, are you okay? and she's like, who are you? i'd be like, "wrong room! i'm sorry, i'm just a nurse." that's my time. thank you. >> jimmy: pete davidson. i'd like to thank david duchovny, danai gurira, amy purdy, the late fred willard. apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night.

this is "nightline." >> tonight, breaking news. a massive earthquake in the pacific ocean. millions are under tsunami warnings throughout latin america. as we go on the air tonight, the region is being hit by multiple aftershocks and mass evacuations are under way. there is even concern that hawaii could get hit. we've got all the latest. femme fatale. is she a cold-blooded killer or a victim of abuse? >> so you began having sex the first day you met? >> correct. >> this mother of three on trial for allegedly murdering her husband in the same courthouse where jodi arias proclaimed her innocence. h