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thank you for watching. thank you for -- being here. very nice. i know what you are wondering, no i cannot help you get a dress for your daughter. though i technically do work for disney. have you heard about the queen elsa dresses, a character from "frozen" demand for, an official queen elsa dress which retails for $20. people are bidding $1,600 on ebay. $1,600. if you spend $1,600 for a disney princess dress. how does that work? make you a good parent or terrible parent. i am not sure. crazy though. light blue, polyester dress. with a shiny white cape. half the guys on hollywood boulevard are wearing dresses and a cape right now.

to spend two weeks salary on a disney princess dress. the perfect opportunity to teach her the meaning of the word "let it go." yesterday i got to fulfill not a lifelong dream. a dream since the mayor of toronto came into all of our lives. i appeared as the first ever guest on the youtube show, they have their own youtube channel, called official ford nation. tomorrow i will be on their show. what a show it is, let me tell you, folks. yeah, he has a cricket tournament. here is what the may your hor h say. >> did you get an endorsement from jimmy kimmel. what can we expect on the youtube show? he mimicked? >> he has already come out and supported me.

we had conversations. he compares me to jfk. >> jfk, kfc, you name it. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] for the record he has it slightly wrong. i don't like him, i love him. i may be in love with imlook forward to growing old with him. my wife and i are expecting a baby. so far we can't agree on a name. i want to name the kid karate. i want the middle name to be fing. a great name. my wife doesn't like the idea. she things we should give the kid a human name. but this might be a good solution. apparently a lot of people are naming their kids after characters from game of tloenz.

khaleesi, the number of names has gone up. in 2012, 106 girls named khaleesi in the united states, last year, more, became more popular. what better way to be reminded of gratuitous sex and violence than whenever you called your child downstairs. a bad idea. i love game of tloenz. don't name your baby that. if not for your kid's sake, do it for the poor baristas at starbuck's. hazelnut. ridiculous baby names. they're not just for others. a man had a heart attack. landed him on the transplant list. he managed to get himself off the list using exercise which is amazing. not nearly as amazing as his name.

>> when garwin suffered a heart attack he was put on medication and cardiorehab. >> my heart was very, very, very weak. i should be having a heart transplant. >> jimmy: garwin cockhead. how is it possible that his first name is worse than his last name? we really need to move to toronto. you know? speaking of canadians with unusual names. we have a special visitor here tonight. a man of many talents. all of which he will showcase when he hosts the espy awards, july 16th on espn. please welcome drake, everybody. congratulations on being chosen to host the espys. i hosted the espys.

look where i am now. standing next to drake. when they announced you were hosting the espys, did you get feedback from people? >> i did. i was excited. not nearly as excited as garwin cockhead. >> you know garwin from back home. >> obviously. >> work him into a song. >> no, it was amazing. the feedback, i mean, you know there are people that are really excited about it. there are people that are skeptical. i am excited for both groups to tune in. >> interesting, in the public eye. sometimes, hard to figure out what people really think. in person people are nice. you could punch them in person. online they're not nice. you can't. so, anyway, difficult today. drake tried his hand at a version of liewitness news. disguised you. sent drake out on hollywood boulevard. to ask pedestrians what they think of drake. like when tom sawyer went to his own funeral. this is fake drake in i witness

news. [ cheers and applause ] >> how do you feel about drake hosting the espys last night did he not kill it or what? >> definitely killed it. awesome performance. definitely a great guy. >> how do you feel about rapper drake refusing to acknowledge caucasian athletes at the espys. >> it's baloney. everybody should be treated equally. hopefully it will impact his career a little bit too. in a negative way. >> how do you think drake did hosting the espys last night. >> drake, he is kind of an outstandish guy, says he came from the bottom. which, most likely he didn't. >> very true. >> he is a good guy. >> what was better, was it

taylor swift impersonation or when he cried at the end because he was so happy? >> i think it was when he cried at the end. >> everybody is saying that. everybody is saying that. everyone. >> they say he is a genuine guy. >> yeah, definitely. >> do you feel any way about drake crying at the espys, that's not manley? >> i would say he is a chicken head. >> are you a drake fan? >> no. >> today a story came out where drake apparently got a little too tipsy and urinated in, in a publicly urinated in a baby gap. how do you feel about that? >> childish. >> childish. no pun intended, right? >> right. >> drake performs, the viral video comes out, she is crying, plugging her ears, it makes you feel what? >> sad. very sad. >> how do you feel about drake? >> don't like him. >> at all? >> no. >> how do you feel about drake apparently performing a surprise perform and airing his sex tape on the screen are you excited to

see it? >> no. none. >> does that sound like a drake thing to you? >> yeah. probably. >> look something he would do. >> they all do that kind of thing. >> they do all those guys. >> how do you think drake did hosting the espys. >> i've don't like drake, he is an actor, not a real rapper. >> i agree. >> can you improv a car, a drake diss song, like, actually, i will hold this for you. ♪ ♪ drake hey i think you're a star ♪ ♪ hey you need to play an instrument bro ♪ ♪ stop acting you suck >> that's out of here. number one. i'm not into drake. i am drake. >> you are drake. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> i'm drake, so what would i say to myself? >> what would you say to yourself? >> what would i say to myself. i'm drake, what would i say to myself. >> ichl's 'm an idiot.

>> i'm an idiot. >> i am a total idiot. >> i am a tee tal otal idiot ou on the street in the wig, i am drake. i could be at home with multiple women bathing in champagne. instead i am interviewing you with raybans on. ha-ha. >> oh, boy. still don't get it, huh? still? >> i want to ask you a question, what would you say to drake if drake was here right now? >> if drake was here right now. >> i would frook oeak out. >> are you a drake fan? >> what is your favorite drake song right now. let's hear it. >> trophies. >> give me a little bit. a taste. i want a sample. sample platter. >> okay. >> trophies -- ♪ am i allowed to cuss. >> sure. >> i go to, i go to sleep with a suitcase.

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>> jimmy: tonight on the program -- starting friday you can see him in the new movie "transcendence" -- the charming and delightful, paul bettany is here. and then -- his album "in the lonely hour" comes out june 17th -- sam smith from the at&t stage.

and a quick programming note -- the season finale of "scandal" is one week from tonight. make sure to stay up for a special behind-the-scenes extravaganza called, "behind the scandalabra." if you like scandal you, will like this. our first guest tonight is the diabolical mind and voice behind "family guy," "american dad" and the foul-mouthed stuffed animal movie, "ted." like his hero captain kirk, he is headed to the final frontier -- as an executive producer of the new show "cosmos -- a spacetime odyssey." it airs sunday nights at 9:00 p.m. on fox. please welcome seth macfarlane. good to see you. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: as i recall the last time you were here, you were not here, ted, the teddy bear was here. >> that's right. i was standing behind the curtain like wizard of oz.

>> jimmy: pretty great. love the movie. working on a sequel. >> doing "ted 2." thanks. >> jimmy: yesterday, the inventer of teddy ruxpin passed. i feel look you killed him in a way. >> i feel some responsibility. yeah, you know, i never had a teddy ruxpin, honestly not being snarky. that was something rich kids had. >> jimmy: i didn't have one either. a little too old. but my sister didn't have one. my brother didn't have one. it was weird. >> it was weird had the talking mouth that would talk along with the tapes. i would think this would be cool to get one of the things and put your own tapes in there. and set it in a room with like a 20-second delay. and tell somebody to go -- themselves. >> jimmy: in your brain. like a little spark of the idea that became the movie. it could be. >> it is weird when you go back

to things you cam up with as a child and make something big out of it. >> i had no idea, past the age of 5. >> jimmy: you just turned 40. did you have a big 40th birthday? >> i had it. invited a british orchestra called john wilson orchestra over to play in l.a. that's fantastic. >> jimmy: not really. you are a fascinating individual. i mean i don't think most people would guess you would fly an orchestra over unless as a prank of some kind. you are going to make fart sound with a tuba or something look that. off awe well, now you ruined it. too late. >> jimmy: you like this orchestra so much? >> yeah, one of the finest orchestras in the world. i toured with them in the u.k. >> jimmy: i see, i got you. how can you tell if an orchestra is good or not? it's an orchestra, right? >> yeah. to me it is, if an orchestra is really good you can tell because they have the tightness of -- a

group of ten players, yet there is 100 of them. one organism. >> jimmy: i see. one way. i never, i would have no idea. i was in band. >> you play the clarinet. >> every once in a while. >> is tonight one of those? [ cheers and applause ] >> a little song, satin doll, maybe. you are interested in science. i know. by the way i love the show that -- it is really, really good. again, weird that you are producing it. but you, you have always been a science buff. interested in this sort of thing? >> yeah, it's -- it's -- strikes some people as odd that i am involved with the show. and i think when they see my name at the front they're, they're like always the ship, the imagination. shaped look a penis or something. something that -- that is the telltale sign.

of my involvement. >> jimmy: you love star trek, were you a super "star trek" fan. >> i never dressed up. i was a fan. >> jimmy: you were a fan. your dad was a fan of the show also. >> he was a fan. watched the original when it came out in the '60s. got me into it. that led me to cosmos. a huge fan of cosmos. >> carl sagan holsted t hosted . a lot of people thought it was a show that had no history. >> it was written by carl sagan, and the new cosmos as well. and -- and i, i loved it. i was just engaged. start to finish. >> did you feel look you learned from it. the show was almost -- the opposite of a real housewives marathon the show? >> it is. it its. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: when i watch it. i feel unfortunately i won't retain any of the information. but educational. a lot of fun. >> in the 40 minutes.

you are the smartest guy in the room. >> jimmy: for an hour and a half after watching the show. >> if you can get a cocktail party going at your house before the show ends. you are set. >> jimmy: perfect. >> three seconds ago. >> jimmy: if we could only have artificial photo synthesis we wouldn't have any global warming. that's the sort of thing i learn from the show. yeah. president obama did the intro of the show for you. how the hell did that happen? >> i have no idea. we were just informed that he was, he was thinking about doing it. we are like great, fantastic. he knows it is on fox, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and he did a little intro to the show. it was something else. >> jimmy: you have to get him on family guy. >> always thought family guy would be the show. >> jimmy: have you asked him to be on family guy? >> no. >> jimmy: you have to ask. he probably wouldn't have thought to ask him to do this

show. there he is on this show. >> my guess would be probably he would have nothing to gain by doing it. >> jimmy: that's simply a guess. you've know what you are thinking small. >> if i am his adviser, well, wait. i'm telling him flat out, no. >> jimmy: if i am your publicist, i go, this guy flies orchestras in from other countries, very classy, very classy individual. >> he is a classy guy. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. look at the new show. cosmos, a space time odyssey. seth mcfarland is here. we'll be right back. seth macfarlane is here. we'll be right back.

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becoming an xotic danexotic dan career. became an astro physicist instead. >> jimmy: when you are speaking to him. do you understand what heap is saying or nod along? >> most of the time. he is such a great communicator and teacher and loves talking about science and putting it in terms that, that dumb guys like me can understand. he, you can, you can always kind of grasp, if he senses he is losing you, he will come up with a, metaphor of some kind. like an ice cream cone. but he is -- he is a great teacher. >> jimmy: not a set that he was in. >> that is an existing location. but that is cg. >> jimmy: was. >> we didn't go to japan and go a mile under ground and solid rock. >> jimmy: the graphics on the show are unbelievable you. can go into microscopic organisms. really look at things. you know, little creatures that are living on our bodies.

>> yeah, the tartagrades. >> jimmy: something like that. the little snout snows. sounded like something from the crest commercial. tartargrades. >> uh-oh, tartargrades. >> jimmy: doing a western movie? >> we are done. shot it. >> jimmy: yeah, saw a trailer of it. looks very funny. >> it is, we shot in santa fe. between the -- you know, scorching heat and the hail and the lightning storms and torrential rain and the flooding. and the blistering wind at arctic temperature thousands. wea managed to cobble together a movie. >> jimmy: good times. you are doing so many different things. it is unbelievable. you have some totally different thing that you are working on right now? >> yeah, i am working on a -- on a spinoff of real housewives of new jersey. >> jimmy: you are, wonderful. ha-ha. i would love off to see another one of those. >> centers around the camera

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>> jimmy: my voice just cracked. i'm tired. oh, music from sam smith is on the way. our next guest is a very fine actor who played everything from a murderous monk to the voice of ironman's head. start frying ding friday see hi transcendence. >> he did it six months age

instead of creating artificial intelligence he duplicated an existing one. he recorded the monkey's brain activity and uploaded its consciousness like a song. his body is dying. the mind is a pattern of electrical signals we can upload. >> he is a monkey. >> jimmy: transcendence opens a week from friday. please welcome paul bettany. [interview: paul bettany] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> lovely to see you. >> jimmy: everything all right with you. >> little anxious. because nothing funny has happened to men the two years since i last saw you. well, actually, no, one thing happened -- the other day my friend rung me up. he had been in the restaurant with his 9-year-old daughter.

she had just called the waiter a douche bag. and he had asked her, where, where did you learn such a word as douche bag. she said, oh, uncle paul. >> jimmy: really. >> he said, well, in what context, did he call -- who did he call a douche bag? she said he didn't call anybody a douche bag. he just told us what it meant. he went, oh, really. so what did he say it meant? apparently, i said, well, you know it's like a [ bleep ] or [ bleep ]. but you will know one when you meet one. and she did. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not proud of it. >> jimmy: is he upset with you? i guess he couldn't have been that upset? >> he is the worst parent i ever met in my life. >> jimmy: your lovely wife,

jennifer connolly was here. >> yes, i married up. >> jimmy: your daughter is 3 years old. walking up and down the aisles of the plane introducing herself to strangers. >> yeah, i got to curb that stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, really. >> it's really. >> jimmy: it's good in your business, your kids are, well your daughter at least its good, a good traveler. >> sure. >> jimmy: in those situations. >> sure, my son, not so much a couple years ago we were, we were in france. and my wife left me with my son's american passport. and i had a british passport. trying to get back to the u.s. they were suspicious why we had two different passports. and they -- asked my son his name. his name its stellen. but he said luke skywalker, i smiled indulgently. who is this luke skywalker.

suddenly we came. who is this man? my son said he is darth vader. who is this darth vader? i mean where were you for the last 20 years? and this, this whole thing -- didn't get solved. the police showed up. >> jimmy: they did really? >> my son stuck with it. please daddy is going to have a cavity search. you have got to stop this. and then -- finally the police woman, oui, oui, i am your father, luke. >> jimmy: thank goodness the police showed up. i would have sent him to live on tatuween. easier to raise your son or daughter? >> well both my sons, the only real difference is, it's great, man, but the, music stuff is the problem. my, my boys are into the clash and the smiths and, you know all this, great music.

>> jimmy: stuff you like. >> sure. my daughter is into miley cyrus and that evil "let it go" i don't know what genius, what evil genius is at work that can make, a 2-year-old child know every word in let it go but not be able to say "i love you, daddy." it's evil. >> jimmy: your wife mentioned that you look to go camping? >> no, no, no, she likes to go camping. >> jimmy: she did say some s body. you don't like to go camping? >> her feeling is there is no paparazzi in the woods. but there are bugs in the woods. and, she took us, it was my first -- first time camping. she took us to adirondack mountains. took us to some sort of inbred camping outfitting shop where they, they, they handed us, had

this thing, a bear canister. i said what, you know what a bear canister is? >> jimmy: yes, i do. >> what's this for. you put food in it. seal it. bury it 200 yard away from your sleeping so the bears don't come and eat you. ichl's thi i'm thinking why would you ever take a child into that kind of environment. there is no bears on a beach. we could have made a different choice. >> jimmy: does seem like a bad idea when you put it that way, yeah. do the kids like it? >> no, of course they didn't like it. beingbitten by bugs, bears. >> jimmy: here is something the kids will like. if you are not impressed by this when you are a boy. you will play the vision in the next avengers movie.

looks like the superhero version of speak ser of the house john boehner. you are really going to have to tan for this thing. >> sure, yeah. >> jimmy: what are the vision's powers? >> i can do all sorts of things. i am not allowed to talk about them and what we are going to do, there may be a marvel in the agent in the room that will wrestle me to the ground and fire me. and fire me. >> jimmy: though your powers are in the comic books. >> sure, they pick and choose. >> jimmy: they do pick and choose. really the mystery is which powers went be on display. more than what will. >> that's exactly right. i mean, it's -- very exciting. for me. but it is everything a double edged sword. i was playing jarvis for years. >> jimmy: iron man. yeah. >> my job is i would turn up a recording studio for 45 minutes. do all my stuff. then they give me a huge bag of cash.

then i would go home. they found me out. and actually do something. >> jimmy: that is not right. that's ridiculous. it's not okay. the ironman movies are people aware that is you doing the voice? >> yeah, some times. and it's -- it's really -- you know, on one level it is flattering. on another level it is totally irritating. i have this work. but my children are like, you are jarvis. you are jarvis, dad? yeah, that's, you know. >> sure. >> what about my other work? >> jimmy: yeah, maybe your other work might not be so exciting, appropriate for them. >> exciting. he was going to say. you know. everybody. >> jimmy: your children. you know what i am sake. you can't stop ironman. >> i know sxhakt exactly. >> what's going on in this picture? yeah, yeah, you know what. you know. you know things happen in the heat of the moment.

>> jimmy: johnny doesn't seem that excited about this. >> okay. okay. again with the excitement. >> i know what this its about. this its about your little love affair. >> i did kiss johnny depp. >> jimmy: he kissed me. not once. twice. >> some weekend affair. a weekend romp. you think you have got something over on me. he loves me, man. >> jimmy: it doesn't look like it. doesn't really to me. >> let me ask you this have you ben on his island? have you been on his boat? >> jimmy: i have not. >> i have. i have. >> jimmy: heap h has an island?d your kids call johnny uncle fun. i said, yeah. they said why? i said because he has a [ bleep ] island.

>> jimmy: more fun than my uncles for sure. very good to see you. movie called transcendence, in thelte theaters, one week from tomorrow. when we come back, music from sam smith. >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible.

>> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank seth macfarlane, paul bettany and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "in the lonely hour." here with the song "money on my mind," sam smith. ♪ when i signed my deal i felt pressure don't wanna see the numbers i wanna see heaven ♪ ♪ you say could you write a song for me i say i'm sorry

i won't do that happily ♪ ♪ when i go home i tend to close the door i never wanted more so sing with me ♪ ♪ can't you see i don't have money on my mind money on my mind ♪ ♪ i do it for i do it for the love i do it for the love i do it for the love ♪ ♪ please don't get me wrong i wanna keep moving i know what that requires i'm not foolish ♪ ♪ please can you make this work for me cause i'm not a puppet i will work against your strings ♪ ♪ when i go home i tend to close the door

i never wanted more so sing with me ♪ ♪ can't you see i don't have money on my mind money on my mind ♪ ♪ i do it for i do it for the love i do it for the love i do it for the love ♪ ♪ when the sun will set don't you fret no i have no money on my mind ♪ ♪ no money on my mind no money on my mind no i have no money on my mind ♪

♪ just love ♪ money on my mind money on my mind i do it for i do it for the love ♪ ♪ i don't have money on my mind money on my mind i do it for ♪ ♪ i do it for the love i do it for the love i do it for the love ♪

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