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i'm jimmy, host of the show. no, you are not high. well, maybe you are. i8d have no way of knowing. yes, i did just ride out on a giant david hasselhoff. this is a prop from the spongebob squarepants movie. this is an item you canned by on in beverly hills next friday and saturday. david hasselhoff is auctioning his stuff off. and this could be yours. this could go in your home. i know it's for charity, but why would he get rid of this? i mean, i would take this statue of david over the statue of david.

can you imagine, though? i would love to buy this. my wife has already given me that look that i should not purchase this. but can you imagine coming home with this strapped to the roof of your car. it would be great if we could start a movement to have hasselhoffs replace christmas trees. this is 14 feet long and since we had a 14-foot david hasselhoff for the day, we thought we would have fun with it. we hid it in an alley behind the theatre to surprise some of our co-workers when they turned the corner. >> oh, my god.

>> [ bleep ]. [ screaming ] >> jimmy: well, people weren't that surprised. but guillermo, i'm going to move the hasselhoff over by you. we'll put it over there. look at this thing, it's like gulliver's travels. we'll put it right here? >> guillermo: yeah, right here. >> jimmy: remember, this is not a pinata. it's not filled with candy. do not hit this with a stick, oing? i'll be back for you a little bit later. you know what we ought to do? we should try to use that as my desk tonight for the show. can we do that? i appreciate the enthusiasm but i wasn't really asking you. one of our camera crews was outshooting a segment on the hollywood boulevard last night. they met a very interesting person. you know our neighborhood is watched over by a band of characters and superheros.

we know them all pretty well. but last night we happened upon one that i've never met before. >> president clinton, cut that ponytail off. >> cut it off, you don't need it. >> please. cut it off. >> jimmy: okay, we happened upon an overweight flash. and i, of course, was thrilled. he's outside our building right now. hello there, flash. >> hi. we never met before. what is your name? >> bruce. >> jimmy: what is it? >> bruce. >> jimmy: bruce. now, where are you from, bruce? >> columbus, ohio. >> jimmy: and how long have you been on hollywood boulevard? >> one month. >> jimmy: have you ever applied for the proper licenses and permits and what not? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, you have not? okay. where did you get the costume? >> down on hollywood boulevard on a costume place. >> jimmy: and out of all the superheroes you could dress as,

why did you pick the one that runs really fast? >> because, nobody else has it. >> jimmy: i see. you wanted to be unique. are you a fast runner? >> when i was in high school. >> jimmy: would you mind showing off your speed a little. could we see you in action? >> yeah. >> jimmy: widen the camera out. go down the block a little bit, come through and run as fast as you can. all right? >> all right. >> jimmy: that was not it. hold on. what happened? what happened? are you all right? hold on. what is going on? >> flash, what happened? flash? >> he can hear you, he can hear you. >> yeah, i can hear you. >> jimmy: he's literally a flash. just like that, he's gone. i don't know what's happening. no?

oh, there he is. wow. hey, flash, would you mind running down to ago to get me a coffee? if this flash thing doesn't work out, maybe he can run for mayor of toronto. if you watch our show, i've been following this mayor situation in toronto like jane goodall follows her chimps. it's probably the thing i'm most interested in in the world. but i may also need to start paying close attention to the mayoral race in hamilton in canada. >> butt says he wants the job of mayor because he feels it's time

an outsider leads council. >> ejazz butt. ejazz is a weird start to begin with. but throw a butt is that short for butinski? i don't know. will someone steal me one of his lawn signs? some big news out of russia today. russian president vladimir putin is on the prowl. it was confirmed after 30 years of marriage, president putin is officially divorced from his wife. there they are -- well, you know what, they look so happy. that's what smiling looks like in russia. apparently she wasn't very supportive. she's like don't invade ukraine, why must you consolidate power. annoying. so this, by the way, bring the other picture up. this is the woman putin is supposed to be dating now. here's a picture of her. i think she's giving birth to

herself. the news of this divorce was confirmed by the kremlin, which is an unusual way to announce a divorce, but he is the president and they do things differently there, i guess. >> jimmy: the discovery channel just announced plachbs for a new miniseries. they're hosting a race to land an unmanned spacecraft on the moon. so technically savvy individuals who compete who can get their spacecraft to the moon first, it will be televised live.

the show aims to prove that people are bright and determined and work hard, they can accomplish anything we already accomplished 45 years'll. the miniseries is said to be the first step towards discovery channel's ultimate goal, which is the first shark week on the moon. that would be a lot of fun. thank you, flash. feel this coffee for me, tell me how it feels? it's freezing cold. the molecules much gotten slowed down or something. i don't know what happened. we need to take a break. when we come back, oh, "this week in unnecessary

censorship" emma stone is here, jeff perry from "scandal." and music from schoolboy q. we'll be right back! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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new ways to enjoy the games. they have a new app that will allow you to buy what they call experiences at the stadium. and one of the experiences fans can buy is an in-seat visit from a cheerleader, which is -- the idea pioneered by every strip club ever. >> is it a lap dance? right? it's a lap dance in front of 70,000 people. in baseball, hall of fame pitcher nolan ryan threw out the first pitch at last night's houston astros game. and nolan ryan has had many, many memorable pitches throughout his storied career. this was not one of them. >> ladies and gentlemen, the 1969 world series champion, eight-time all-star, 11-time strikeout champion, baseball hall-of-famer and newly named executive adviser for your houston astros, nolan ryan!

>> has the first pitch ever gone well for anyone? this is actually very fascinating. two spanish historians believe that they've discovered the holy grail. you know, after indiana jones found it back in 1989 they lost track of it. they believe the grail has been sitting relatively unnoticed in a museum in lyon in spain. >> two spanish historians say they have found the holy grail. a cup said to have been used by jesus during the last supper. they say it was hidden since the 11th century, although there's no way to prove jesus actually drank from it. >> there's a ping-pong ball in it, too. >> they were frat brothers is what they were. i don't know, it looks like that thing is going to eat you. >> guillermo: nah.

>> jimmy: you know what i like, it's got actual hair on its back. show everybody what the hair is like. you can own that at your house. >> guillermo: let me pull one. >> jimmy: he's all man. he doesn't wax, folks. there's no metrosexual in there as all. 100%. it's thursday night. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> 3,000, 4,000 [ bleep ] or being [ bleep ] every single day. >> that man you just heard from is going to first climb mt. everest and then when he gets there he's going to [ bleep ]

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>> jimmy: on the program every thursday night you can see him on scandal. jeff perry is here. he plays chief of style. and with music from this album, it's schoolboy q from the at&t outdoor stage. we have an exceptionally good lineup for you next week. johnny depp, tracy morgan, paul betteny, we'll have music from neon trees, chucky weiss, birds of tokyo and sam smith, too. so please join us next week. david hasselhoff will not be here. but i tell you something -- whatever the opposite of arachnophobia is, our first guest has it. on may 2nd, she returns as peter parker-phile, gwen stacy in "the amazing spider-man 2."

please welcome, emma stone. >> jimmy: is this something you would ever consider owning? >> this is something i didn't even consider existed, much less owning. it's so life like. it's really disconcerting. >> jimmy: it seems like real hair. i don't know where this hair came from. >> is it david hasselhoff's hair? >> jimmy: i don't know if they collected it over a series of months. >> sheered david hasselhoff. >> jimmy: everybody hair has been individually placed. just incredible. ever seen the story "never ending story." >> no.

>> jimmy: it's a terrible movie, by the way, but the kid has a furry dragon that looks like something he won in an arcade or something. he rides around on it and i feel like this is my whatever that thing was. >> you want to get on him. >> jimmy: well, i actually did get on him. a and i felt like a poodle riding around on a german shepherd or something. really is something, though. he's very tight in the shoulders. i heard you're not feeling well. thank you for coming. what happened to you? >> thank you for having me. i have a bad cold. >> jimmy: you got it in china? >> i think it came from china. there was a man hacking on a plane somewhere around china. so i believe this is chinese in its origin. >> jimmy: i see. a lot of people wear masks

there, but i think it's for the pollution mostly. >> i think it might be a combination of combination and whatever this is. >> jimmy: and unfortunately that guy was not wearing a mask. >> he was just hacking all over the hair plane. >> jimmy: isn't it funny when you decide who gave you a cold. really there's no way to know. >> it probably was david hasselhoff in all honesty. i saw him on tv backstage and a got a cold. >> jimmy: you were there promoting "the amazing spider-man 2." was jamie fox with you on that trip? >> yes. >> jimmy: what was he like in china? >> he's the best everywhere. he beat boxes the entire time and makes everyone dance. if you have a cold, you just sit back and you get to hang out and he's beat boxing and dancing. and taking selfies. >> jimmy: with? >> everybody. >> jimmy: people or just by himself. >> everybody. himself, other people. >> jimmy: he makes it fun. >> like when he comes on the show here, he makes such an

entrance that there's less than a minute to talk to him by the time he -- sometimes he will go into the audience. the whole thing. >> jimmy: it's great. it's so great. everybody loves him. he's talented at everything. >> if you married him, you would be emma stone fox. have you ever thought about that? think about it. >> would it be hyphenated or add fox to my name? >> jimmy: personally if i married jamie fox, i would go with a hyphen. kimmel-fox is not quite the same thing. michael j. fox. >> there's a lot of foxes out there. >> there aren't much. >> there are never enough. >> jimmy: they told me the movie wasn't quite finished yet. they only showed me 30 minutes. >> how did you feel? >> jimmy: i was angry at the end of it because it's so good -- i was angry at the end

of the movie. >> because the movie was good? >> jimmy: because i only got to see a quarter of it and i felt cheated out of the whole movie. >> i'm so happy. >> jimmy: i can't believe they're really not done with the movie. it's this week. it seems very unlikely to me. >> i feel like maybe they are protecting certain spoiler elements and they're afraid if you whisper it to david hasselhoff he might say something. >> jimmy: you really think they lied to me? >> i don't know that they lied to you. >> jimmy: that is lying. >> maybe there's some special effects that still need to be perfected. but i think the movie is generally pretty much done. >> jimmy: they don't trust me is what you're saying. >> maybe they wanted you to see a perfect version of it and they didn't lie to you at all and thanks sony for hiring me for the movie. they don't lie. >> jimmy: at this point in your career, are you ever intimidated

by one of your co-stars? star struck by any of these people? >> i'm star struck by most people. >> jimmy: who more than anyone? >> i have cried in front of cameron crowe, lauren michael, tom hanks. but he doesn't know it because i turned away really quickly. i did not cry in front of bill murray, but i freak out in the car when he first came to set on ""zombie land." i had a meltdown and woody harrell son thought it was the most ridiculous thing that ever happened. >> jimmy: really? why? >> he thought it was so funny that i was like bill murray is coming! bill murray is coming! hey, bill. >> jimmy: i feel the same way about bill murray. he was here a couple of months ago and i was very nervous about it. >> he's a classic man.

>> jimmy: he's the greatest. and you want to impress him, of course. but also you know if you try to impress him, that will have the opposite effect. >> he's a very low key guy. i went to go say hello to him. we had a lot of people there that night. we had a trailer in the parking lot. i was very nervous about it. as soon as i walked in, he started fixing my tie. and i felt like a little boy in a tie. you know when little boys wear suits at funeral or something? i felt like one of those little boys. >> little boy at a funeral. it its cute and sad. >> jimmy: it was kind of sad. >> heartbreakingly sweet. do you get over that quickly with him? >> yeah, well, because he is kind of -- he immediately makes you feel like a little boy in a suit at a funeral. >> jimmy: did he start touching you and adjusting your clothing? relax, everyone. david hasselhoff is here. >> he didn't adjust me, no, but he did vacuum some people's heads, because he was playing vankman again and he had a

vacuum cleaner and he would just vacuum people's hair in between takes. so then he just did this cameron crow movie in hawaii that we shot in the fall. and he lived three houses down from me. so he was my neighbor for a while. which was just the best. >> jimmy: what did you do with bill murray as a neighbor? >> he was the most generous man. i wasn't feeling very well while he was there. i seem to get sick a lot. i have low immunity. i need to take some zinc. he would give me pl aui onion potato chips. he made me coffee. he got me an umbrella hat. >> because he's really sweet. and he was worried about the sun. >> jimmy: i always said that about you. you're very fair. >> i'm fair. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break and when we come back we will see a clip from the movie. it's very good. i don't know if people can even see -- here i am. it's "the amazing spider-man 2." emma stone is here. we'll be right back. ♪

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>> jimmy: that's emma stone in "the amazing spider-man 2" that opens on may 2. i love spider-man. i should mention that we conditioned find my desk. i don't know what happened to it. but it's gone. guillermo did you see it? >> no, i have not seen it. >> jimmy: your real name is emily, correct? >> correct. >> jimmy: you changed it as emma, why? >> my name was taken by one of the girl's on australia's top model when i was 16. >> jimmy: and you chose emma because it's close to your real name? >> it's close to my real name and i also had this little thing that recently happened with the spice girls talking to me. i didn't change it thinking that

one day scary spice would talk to me, but when i was in second grade i did ask the teacher on the fist day of school to call me emma because i always wanted to be baby spice. and it stuck for like a day and then i didn't know that years later everybody would be calling me emma. >> jimmy: you would return to your roots. >> i'm baby spice for life. >> jimmy: as far as scary spice goes, you met her? >> i met her on an ipad. >> jimmy: on an ipad? >> she sent me a message that we just did in sydney. and i cried at the message. as i was telling you before. i cry a lot. and i have low immunity. >> jimmy: you have never met baby spice. >> i have never met baby spice. >> jimmy: imagine the reaction you're going to have when you meet baby spice. >> i think i'll be able to get my bearings a little bit. i just have to be forewarned then i'm okay. >> jimmy: now, to demonstrate your devotion to the spice girls, i understand that you have a gift. and i wanted to challenge you on this gift tonight. you are able to do what?

all of the spice girls autographs? >> i have not done this in all fairness since i was about 10 years old. and i did a quick little reminder in the dresing room beforehand. but yes, when i was 10, i memorized all of their autographs. so you feel like you have their autograph but you don't, because it's been copied worldwide. >> jimmy: some people will do impressions. you -- >> no, i did all of it. >> jimmy: but this forgery thing. >> if you guys need anybody for your checks. >> jimmy: this is one of the strangest talents i've ever heard of. >> i don't know if i'm going to get it right. >> jimmy: we are going to start with sporty spice as pictured

here. does she sign it sporty? >> no, she signs her name. love mel c. hold that up to the camera. look at david hasselhoff looking at us from the background. and we will compare it. wow. let's do another one. that is amazing. >> jimmy: next, your favorite. why am i doing this? baby spice. >> okay. here we go. >> jimmy: never got a letter from baby spice. never. no, that was just a regular a. okay. >> jimmy: wow, okay. it says big kisses, emma. three x's. let's do your new friend scary spice.

>> this one is pretty easy. and the v looks like a 3. that's supposed to be an x. >> jimmy: if i tried to copy my own signature it would less accurate than yours look. >> i feel like i could be frank abignail jr. if i really wanted to be. this is the fourth spice girl, ginger spice. geri hollowell, i think? >> do you think they're going to be creeped out? >> she's got the nicest one of all of them. let's see 37. look at the x. >> jimmy: all right, one more. posh spice.

now, she's married to fashion, she must have something. >> hers is very sleek. >> jimmy: she herself is very sleek. >> she is incredibly sleek. >> jimmy: i like where this is going. and there's a period after the x. >> jimmy: all right, and let's have a look. the very talented emma stone, everybody. "the amazing spider-man 2" opens in theatres may 2. we'll be right back with jeff perry!

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please welcome, jeff perry. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> on thursday night, do they insist or suggest live tweeting the episode when it wruz was happening. >> there was never insisting, but early on kerry said listen, they're going to think i'm little miss bossy pants but we have to tweet. i think kerry with her political activism and working two barack obama campaigns, she just knew the power of it. and shonda was already onboard she said okay i will pretend it is a gentle directive from me.

>> jimmy: i see. >> and it's led to this great conversation i didn't grow up with. it was very disoriented. >> jimmy: wait, you didn't have twitter as a kid? >> no, i went from rotary phones to twitter. >> jimmy: as an actor, the show is okay. let's be honest. it's kind of crazy. you get caught up and you're like what just happened? that's like really crazy. is it fun to be on a show like that? >> oh, it's nuts. it's a blast. it's a blast. and who -- how did shonda invent this single, you know, it's an absolutely singular genre. political thriller meets greek drama is going to meet shakespeare going to meet grand gignol. >> jimmy: i don't even know what

that is. >> going to meet telenovella and she makes it work. >> jimmy: your wife, i know, is the casting director on the show. which i think is interesting because when your wife is thinking who should we cast on the show, they said oh, we have a part or your character is gay and she thinks my husband would be great for that. >> what actually happened was that we know, you know, ten days before the world knows what's going on the show. and we're just as gob smacked, oh, my god, i can't believe it, as the audience is at our table reads. and linda is ten days or so before us actors. so i hear these shrieks from the other part of the house.

i can't ask her, she can't tell me. i can't know things the other colleagues don't know. shonda will fire me. and she's reading one day and thinking to herself. james, oh, shonda is so clever. she's calling a girl games. then she lets out a shriek. she realizes, he's gay, oh, my god. and i read it ten days later. oh, shonda, i see, i'm gay. but we shot six episodes. she said i know. well, should i do something different? >> you were on nash bridges years ago. was that show fun to do. i would imagine working don johnson wouldn't be particularly serious a guy. >> don johnson and cheech as your leaders, this is a party. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> this is fun.

and we were in san francisco. a especially it extended to fourth of july out of absolute generosity, don would have piles of us in colorado at his house. and i found myself -- how do we say this on network tv -- well, a flammable thing was being passed around. >> jimmy: a cigarette? >> yeah, like a cigarette. >> jimmy: it was being passed around and i was having a really good time. i was very happy. >> jimmy: wait a minute. are you trying to tell me cheech smokes pot? i'm sorry, guillermo. >> i wouldn't want to ruin his reputation. but i found -- i find myself being passed a joint and i go, well, johnny depp just passed me the joint, wow. oh, i'm not supposed to say -- well, the thing, the flammable thing. >> jimmy: and it was a random actor.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: everybody please forget you heard that. >> yeah, right. and i'm passing it to hunter s. thompson. and then hunter s. thompson, he's passing it to cheech. i felt like pete best, the beatle. i'm just a fly on the wall and i'm sharing a flammable thing with them. >> jimmy: that's a very solid experience. very nice to meet you. congratulations on the success of the show. that's jeff perry, scandal. oh, we have a sneak peek of the show. okay, good, we have a sneak peek of the show for next week. >> somebody out there wants me dead. what? you think it's just out there? >> double security at the funeral. >> secret service will search every inch of the face. >> you are wasting your breath. >> tell him to stay put, stay put he stays. just tell me what you all decide.

i get to stand by my man. >> your six days away. from seeing your legacy written out for all the world to see. so you will win. you will win. and you will hold this office for another four years, because if you don't everything happened will have been in vain. >> jimmy: yeah, you're a very good actor. jeff perry, scandal. thursday night. 10:00. we'll be right back with scolboy q.

>> jimmy: i'd like to thank emma stone, jeff perry, and apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first, his album is called, "oxymoron." here with the song "studio", with some help from bj the chicago kid, schoolboy q.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's up man ♪ hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ i'm just sitting in the studio just trying to get to you baby ♪ ♪ but this song's so [ bleep ] dope girl it's hard not for me to blaze it ♪ ♪ to tell the truth wish it was you in this booth that i was blazing ♪ ♪ so i'm just sitting in the studio just trying to get to you baby ♪ ♪ see i've been in the studio just trying to get to you baby ♪ ♪ all night laying verses though i'd rather lay with you baby ♪ ♪ bra and panties matching nail

and toes you walk kinda lady ♪ ♪ angel out of heaven such a goddess have a [ bleep ] prayin' ♪ ♪ i'm just sitting in the studio just trying to get to you baby ♪ ♪ but this song's so [ bleep ] dope girl it's hard not for me to blaze it ♪ ♪ to tell the truth wish it was you in this booth that i was blazing ♪ ♪ so i'm just sitting in the studio just trying to get to you baby ♪ ♪ you need a real [ bleep ] shorty so come in throw that [ bleep ] shorty ♪ see i think you and me can make it this little verse'll get you naked ♪ ♪ see your heart ain't meant for breaking cupid's never been mistaken ♪ see i been caught up in the moment [ bleep ] my type ain't quite her type ♪ ♪ but now this gangsta [ bleep ] on it ♪ ♪ she can twist my [ bleep ] and hit the 'yac i can hit your type without the hat i put that [ bleep ] on the map ♪ ♪ i see qualities in a bad girl ♪ come with attitude and your

swag girl you ain't wrong girl ♪ ♪ just when that door knock lose your thong girl ♪ ♪ cause you girl cause you girl girl cause you girl girl cause you girl girl ♪ ♪ i'm just sitting in the studio just trying to get to you baby ♪ ♪ but this song's so [ bleep ] dope girl it's hard not for me to blaze it ♪ ♪ to tell the truth wish it was you in this booth that i was blazing ♪ ♪ so i'm just sitting in the studio just trying to get to you baby ♪ ♪

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