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thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] so nice to be here tonight. i hope you had a good easter sunday. i had an interesting day yesterday. as is tradition, our family gathered at my cousin ann's house. it's very nice. we do it every year. there's one thing -- i'll start by saying this. every year my mother gets me an easter basket. it started when i was 6 months old and continued without interruption from there. every year no, matter how old i get or how far away i live, and i've lived in a lot of places. brooklyn, vegas. phoenix, seattle, tampa, palm springs, tucson, l.a. it didn't matter. however far away from home i went every easter morning there's a basket. chocolate, comic books, mad magazines. pez dispensers. and then as i got older i'd get more adult items. like a tommy bahama shirt or a cookbook. condoms, cigarettes, the usual. [ laughter ] last year, after i received what i believe was my 46th consecutive easter basket, i

thanked my mother for her service, and i told her, you have four more years. i announced on the air that when i turn 50 as of easter sunday 2018 i will no longer be accepting easter baskets. i didn't want to cut her off cold. i want to give her a few years to kind of get used to the idea that i am now an adult and a 50-year-olman should not be opening colorfully wrapped wicker baskets full of marshmallow peeps and whatnot in his bed on sunday morning. it's the kind of thing that makes your wife look at you weird. [ laughter ] so i gave my mother four years to wean herself off of this. reasonable, right? well, guess what happened. this year i woke up, looked around the bedroom, went downstairs, looked around the house. went to my cousin's for easter. my mother was there. did she give me an easter basket? no. she cut me off! [ applause ] it wasn't gradual. she cut me off cold as ice. no peeps, no silly putty, no jelly bellies, no wiffle balls.

nothing. and i'll tell you something, it was terrible. [ laughter ] the worst easter ever. i have no idea why she did this. i'm only 46! [ laughter ] so i contacted my attorneys. and guess what? i'm suing my mother. [ laughter ] otherwise -- [ applause ] she's a very good person, but she is also the grinch who stole easter this year. i can only pray that jesus forgives her. which if i was him i would not. i would not. so that was a real slap in the face. did you have a good easter, guillermo? >> yeah, i had a great -- >> jimmy: did you get a basket from your mom? >> no. no basket. >> jimmy: you did not. now, guillermo and i spent the day together at my cousin's house. where was your wife, by the way? >> at home. she was sick. >> jimmy: oh, she was sick? >> yes. >> jimmy: was she really sick or was she sick because she didn't want to be with us sick? >> no, she was real sick. >> jimmy: okay. well, that's especially interesting. so guillermo's son benji was there. benji is how old? 3 years old? >> no.

2 years and four months. >> jimmy: okay. two years and four months. [ laughter ] he's the size of an 8-year-old. [ laughter ] now, this is benji. he spent most of the day -- he's so cute. at the food table. he's a chocolate chip off the old block, this little one. keep showing some of these pictures here. now, you see, his mouth was already covered with frosting from the dessert table. then he made his way to the devilled eggs, which -- and he made sure to touch every devilled egg on the table. two trays of eggs. benji touched all of them. and then in case there were food items he didn't get to touch, he touched all the utensils also. [ laughter ] and when he was done with his work, guillermo packed him up and took him home. and by the way, remind me to get you a new backpack because that is not -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] and so that's what happened. what you're telling me is as you stood by and watched your son touch all the food with his hands that you had illness as

home. your wife was home sick. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. fun to have friends. you know? [ laughter ] this is wonderful. employees at a south carolina walmart got a surprise. a nude man wandered into the store. he didn't hurt anyone. he just showed up naked. and he was arrested, of course. he spent the night in jail. but this might be the weirdest part of the story. for some reason he agreed to talk about this incident with a reporter from our abc affiliate in charlotte, channel 9 eyewitness news. and if nothing else, you have to admire this guy's candor. >> embarrassing? >> very. >> kevin hughes says he's not only embarrassed but felt as if he was out of his mind when he walked inside this walmart in the middle of the night wearing nothing but these black shoes. >> what was going on? >> i've had a problem with drugs in the past. [ laughter ] i still like to do some ecstasy

once in a while. [ laughter ] methamphetamine instead. and it really made me crazy. >> does it make you think twice now about doing drugs? >> absolutely. yeah. you can't trust anything anymore. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where have you gone, joe dimaggio? if that walmart had a sense of humor, they'd hire him as a greeter, right? [ laughter ] welcome. this is an amazing story. i still have a hard time believing this is true. but yesterday a 16-year-old boy went to the airport in san jose, california, he climbed into the wheel well of a plane, which is where the wheels are inside the plane when a plane's flying, and he hitched a ride there in the wheel well all the way to maui. somehow he survived freezing temperatures. it was very hard. for 5 1/2 hours. almost no oxygen. definitely no peanuts. nothing. [ laughter ] his body went into some kind of hibernation. and they found him fine on the

tarmac in maui. he said he doesn't even remember the flight. how hard does one have to celebrate 4-20 to not remember flying to hawaii -- [ applause ] -- -- on the outside of an airplane? yesterday not only was it easter, it was 4-20, the pot-smoking holiday, which the problem with having easter on 4-20 is you forget where you hide the eggs. three weeks later you have to move your family into a hotel. but it isn't often that easter and 4-20 happen on the same day. they commemorate this special occasion. today we have a special round of the guess game the pedestrian question. he with went out on the street today, we asked people in hollywood two questions. the first question was did you go to church yesterday? and then we followed up by asking did you smoke pot yesterday? [ laughter ] we'll see each person introduce him or herself. we'll try to guess whether they enjoyed god, pot, or both yesterday. all right? let's begin. >> emeril kidd. i'm from milwaukee, wisconsin. >> let me ask you this.

did you go to church yesterday for easter? >> now, did she go to church yesterday? all right. >> unfortunately, i didn't. >> did you have a little mary jane for 4-20? >> ha, ha, ha -- >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: may have bled over into 4-21 too. next. >> daniel from l.a. >> did you go to church yesterday for easter? >> jimmy: did he go to church? okay. the audience says yes. >> no. >> did you smoke out for 4-20? >> jimmy: okay. let's find out. >> uh. i don't know who's going to see this. >> it's okay. a little bit? >> yeah. >> you want to say hi to your mom? >> hi, mom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hi, mom.

high son. all right. >> i'm bam bam. i'm from hollywood. >> bam bam, did you go to church yesterday for easter? >> jimmy: did he go to church? >> sure did. 6:00 mass. >> did you smoke out for 4-20? [ audience responds ] >> jimmy: no? a few nos. mostly yeses. >> my watch says 4:20 since i bought it. >> let me see the nails. did you do that for easter? >> no, i did that because i'm a transgender. >> thanks. >> jimmy: that's his church outfit, by the way. all right. we've got one more. >> lisa, lake hafs yue city, arizona. >> phylicia, did you go to church yesterday for easter? >> jimmy: no? oh, how presumptuous and judgmental. [ laughter ] >> no. >> let me ask this.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: billy bob thornton and music from chromeo in the house for tonight. do we have any katy perry fans in the audience? [ cheers and applause ] everyone knows at least a little bit about katy perry. but is it possible that there is someone out there, a fan, who knows more about katy than katy herself? we're about to find out as we play "who knows katy?" [ cheers and applause ] all right. i am over here now. and it's time to meet our competitors. contestant number one is one of the most popular performers of all time. please welcome katy perry. [ cheers and applause ] katy. [ cheers and applause ]

how well do you feel like you know katy perry? >> very well. [ laughter ] i'm ready to play me. >> jimmy: well, you're about to be put to the test. we're going to meet your opponent. she is a fashion copy writer and katy perry-phile from here in los angeles. she has a katy perry wall that she constructed in her home. please say hello to emily droznik. emily. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> hi. >> jimmy: have you guys met before? >> only through my secret service. >> jimmy: what are you wearing? some type of -- >> it's a kimono. don't you know? >> jimmy: very foolish. do you find you intentionally try to dress like katy? >> i actually have those shoes. >> no, you don't. >> i do. >> okay. so yeah, a little bit, i guess. >> they were missing in my closet. >> jimmy: is it true your boyfriend made you take down your katy perry wall? >> he did. >> jimmy: interesting. you chose him over katy. >> i mean, not -- no.

>> at least you have a boyfriend. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, would you take a bullet for katy perry? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. you don't seem that convincing. i hope you're up to the task. >> no, i'm just freaking out a little. >> jimmy: okay. i get you. i understand. very good. i will ask a question. if you know the answer to the question, you hit that buzzer, you buzz in first, you get the answer first. if you get it wrong, then you get to follow up and answer correctly. you get ten points if you get the question right, and we'll have two minutes and we'll see who gets the most right. are you ready? okay. and by the way, this is not just a regular prize. you're playing for a prized personal possession. if you lose, you'll be forced to hand over something you love. and dickey, tell us what our contestant put on the line tonight. >> dicky: if katy wins she'll take possession of emily's prized katy perry scrapbook. if emily wins she'll go home with katy's autographed pillow. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.

>> i slept on that last night, actually. >> jimmy: right. do you always sleep on an autographed pillow? >> no. i autographed it here. but i slept on it last night. >> jimmy: oh. so this potentially -- >> i actually -- this is my real pillow. >> jimmy: real katy perry drool on it. >> i don't drool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. all right. well, i'll drool on it before you go. okay? are you ready, contestants? >> yes. let's play me! >> jimmy: who knows katy? >> this is the most narcissistic thing -- >> jimmy: perhaps it might be. [ laughter ] question number one. what are katy's parents' names? emily. >> keith and mary. >> jimmy: that is right. [ cheers and applause ] was that close enough for your liking, katy? >> sure. my real father -- my real father. my father's real name is maurice. but he would never want me telling anyone that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. we'll keep that quiet then. katy wrote two songs for which

american idol? emily again. >> kelly clarkson. >> jimmy: that is right. kelly clarkson. katy, you're falling behind. what was the first feature film to have a katy perry song on the soundtrack? >> oh. i got it. >> jimmy: katy. >> traveling sisterhood of the pants. >> jimmy: what? >> sisterhood of the traveling pants. >> jimmy: i'm going to give that to you -- the sequel. next question. in sixth grade katy was suspended for school -- doing what? katy. >> humping a tree. >> jimmy: that is right. humping a tree. we have a tie game. next question. how many twitter followers does katy perry have? katy. >> 52 million point seven. >> jimmy: emily. >> 52 million. right? >> jimmy: point? >> point 78.

>> jimmy: that one goes to no one. next question. how many grammy nominations has katy earned? emily. >> 11. >> jimmy: 11 is correct. emily with 30. name katy's three fragrances. emily. >> purr, meow, killer queen. >> jimmy: exactly right. what did katy have for dinner last night? katy. >> in-n-out burger. [ applause ] >> jimmy: in-n-out burger. and finally, when did katy get her first guitar? emily. >> age 13. >> jimmy: age 13 is exactly right. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. you get the pillow. you know katy better than katy knows katy. [ cheers and applause ] that's very exciting. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. you sleep very well on that pillow, and you goat keep your

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the program, a delightful young woman about whom we learned a lot tonight, katy perry is here with us to chat. [ cheers and applause ] and then this is their album. it is called "white women." it comes out may 12th. chromeo from the at&t outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, the great don rickles will be here. emily deschanel will be here, and we'll have music from beck. and later this week, tim allen, julie bowen, ginnifer goodwin, dave attell, and music from cut copy and foster the people. our fit guest tonight is a very talented actor, director, writer, and music who to this

day is still the only billy bob in history to win an academy award. you can see him now as the sadistic hit man lorne malvo in the new show "fargo." >> you have a package for me? >> how are you? what's your name? >> why? >> so i can find your package. >> duluth. >> sorry? >> the package is addressed to duluth. >> that's a city. i need your name. >> i told you my name. >> your name's duluth? well, i'll need to see some i.d. >> no. >> "fargo" airs tuesdays at 10:00 on fx. please welcome billy bob thornton. [ cheers and applause ] how are you?

good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: i don't imagine you as an easter kind of guy in general. are you? >> yeah. i love holidays. yeah. we just did the usual thing with the kids and had easter eggs and that. i don't see as well as i used to. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so for me they hide traffic cones and flashing lights and things like that. [ laughter ] but yeah, yeah. we do kind of a traditional easter. >> jimmy: did your mother get you an easter basket this year? or have you been cut off too? >> i heard about that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> too bad, huh in. >> jimmy: yeah. it was a pretty rough day. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your mom's a psychic, right? >> yeah. yeah. so yeah. i think the thing about easter baskets is they haven't changed a lot. you know, when i was a kid, they had pretty much the same thing. the little woven straw deals. >> jimmy: yeah. >> my brother and i used to -- we liked to play army, right?

when you're a kid, you play army. and on easter we came up with this idea that because we would use whatever we had for a helmet, right? and so we took easter baskets without the junk in it and we put them on. so we just got a big chin strap down here, right? but they were flat on top. so we always had to be french soldiers. [ laughter ] you know, because that looks like the french hat, you know. and one of your guys was joking. he said what did you do, come out of the woods and surrender immediately? [ laughter ] but one way or the other. we were always french soldiers on easter. >> jimmy: thanks, jesus. we're going to use these for war. >> yeah, exactly. [ laughter ] exactly. >> jimmy: now, when your mom is a psychic, like to this day does she give you advice based on feelings she has about your life and -- >> yeah. kind of. i insist upon it. >> jimmy: oh, you do? >> yeah. especially when i fly. i always ask her, you know. >> jimmy: you'll call your mother and ask her if you should

get on the plane. has she ever said don't get on the plane? >> not so far. but what's funny about it is you put the ear buds in and i'm talking to my mom in the lounge or whatever. and so i'll be saying stuff like that. you know, like so mom, what do you think about the flight? i mean, are we going to be okay and everything. and some cat sitting next to me will get a little suspicious. [ laughter ] but i can feel the tension start to rise in people, you know. i kind of whisper. but it doesn't work. >> jimmy: do they seem relieved when mom says yes, you can get on -- >> well, they're not even sure what i'm talking about. like why would i call my mom and ask her if the flight's okay? you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, this show is great, "fargo." what a great show. >> thanks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your character is fantastic. you know, i want to be careful because i don't want to give away anything that shouldn't be given away away. but you're a hit man on the

show, in fargo of all places. >> oh, yeah. >> do you even do research for something like that? it's not like you can go on a ride-along for hits, right? [ laughter ] >> no. you don't do that. but no. i mean, the thing about this character. he's sort of this mysterious guy from out of town. he's not a fargo guy. and so you don't really know his past. and you probably don't want to. and it was probably the first character i ever played where i didn't worry about the back story because in so many ways -- he has no conscience, and he just likes to mess with people. >> jimmy: he has fun with it. he does really. >> yeah. he does. it's a weird thing. >> jimmy: for you tv -- you started -- i remember you were on "harts of fire." >> oh, yes. with john ritter. >> jimmy: and "evening shade" also. >> burt reynolds. >> jimmy: what other tv shows did you do? any? >> when you're coming up -- like

when i came up in the early '80s, now television is what people want. like that's -- >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] >> a real cachet. >> jimmy: i like to think i had a big part in it. >> but when i was coming up, tv was different. the censors were a little stiffer. i think that was a lot of the reason for it. but one way or the other, when you're auditioning for things, a lot of it was tv. and so i did things like divorce court. and some tv shows, too. [ laughter ] but i did like, you know, "matlock." >> jimmy: awesome. >> "knot's landing." >> jimmy: even better. that was great. >> one scene two, scenes, things like that. >> jimmy: you'd be thrilled to get a job like that, right? >> oh, of course. then you did anything. i mean, literally anything. the weird thing about auditioning, though, is that you

would usually be auditioning for say like four lines or six lines or something. but they would be spread out over four pages. so you had this casting director reading all this stuff, you know. arnold comes into the basement. blah, blah, blah. and you're just kind of sitting there with your one line highlighted. [ laughter ] so you sit there forever. you know? and then after two minutes you go, "hey, mister. you forgot your hat." [ laughter ] i mean, some more stuff, and you do it again. but the weirdest audition i ever had, this wasn't for tv. this was before it was known as independent film. then it was just like, you know, some crappy $2 million movie or whatever. but i remember this movie that i auditioned for and it was one of those things where i had two or three lines but it was like an action scene and i was supposed to be some guy after the main guy.

and by the way, the movie starred adam ant. remember adam ant? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. "goody two shoes." >> there you go. so one way or the other, in my scene i'm supposed to -- i was on a motorcycle. i'm supposed to come in and slide in on my motorcycle. i turn it on its side, slide in, hide behind the motorcycle, and start shooting at him. so my lines are just junk like "i'll get you." you know, or whatever. >> jimmy: adam ant. i'll fix you, adam ant. >> that's right. [ laughter ] you and your mtv videos. >> jimmy: your sideburns. >> so one way or the other, the director -- it's a very dark room. and the director was sitting behind a desk back there with the casting director and it was kind of like going in to see marlon brando in "the godfather." it was weird. it was dim and i could barely see him. we started to do the scene. well, this is three pages of

action with once in a while me saying "i'll get you, adam ant." right? [ laughter ] so the guy says to me, and i'm not joking. this is crazy. the guy hands me a stapler. remember the old staplers that -- and you could open them up. to put the new staples in. >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, he gives me a stapler and he opens it up. "this is your gun." and auditioning's hard enough already. you feel like an idiot to start with. so he hands me this stapler and has me go out in the hallway. and they leave the door open. and he wants me to come running down the hallway as if i'm on a motorcycle and slide into the room and shoot at him with a stapler. [ laughter ] and so -- there's a reason why i was never a commercial actor. i'm more the kind of guy like lorne malvo in "fargo."

that's more my bag. so i was never like peppy and sort of hold up a tube of hemorrhoid cream and -- this hemorrhoid cream is whatever. you know. i'm just not that guy. [ laughter ] so to be that excited about holding a stapler for a gun didn't make sense. so i kind of half-ass tried down the hallway and sort of just fell on the floor and held a stapler up and it was just like -- you know what? i'm sorry. i can't do this. so needless to say, i didn't get the part in the adam ant movie. >> jimmy: but you got a job at office depot out of it. which is -- >> yeah. exactly. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, the show is fantastic. it's called "fargo." you can watch it tomorrow night, tuesday nights, 10:00 on fx. billy bob thornton, everybody. thank you, billy. we'll be right back with katy perry. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come music from chromeo. our next guest is a bona fide pop music superstar. this is her latest blockbuster cd. it's called "prism." please say hello to katy perry. [ cheers and applause ]

>> did you just tell me you love me? what? >> jimmy: yeah. i love you. [ laughter ] i said how are you? i like your green hair. >> thank you. it's slime green for spring. >> jimmy: nice. when you dye your hair, do you do it on a whim or is there a meaning? do you have a subcommittee or something? >> yeah. just for my hair. my toenail polish and my hair dye. different committees. you know, actually, it's weird. i've dyed my hair before many colors, pink and purple and blue. and i just have been on this site called tumblr a lot. i am a tumblr. my friend makes fun of me, have you been tumbling again? every time i take on a new fashion sense or try something brave or something kind of hipsteresque she's like you've been tumbling, haven't you? and this is a product of tumbling. >> jimmy: there's a green hair tumblr site? >> i saw a really cute japanese girl that had green hair. i brought it to the hairstylist. i was like make me her. she like lives in iowa, has no

idea. >> jimmy: when i was a kid and a girl had green hair, it was because she spent too much time in the pool usually. [ laughter ] >> well, i paid a lot of money for this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how was your easter? did you have a thing? >> i did. i was with my family and my extended family. my family's actually getting bigger and bigger as the years go by because everyone's either pregnant or expecting. and we went and had a nice brunch and there was a bunch of us. and did like an easter egg hunt. >> jimmy: did you have a bunny and all that? >> there actually was a bunny. funny you should mention. we -- we did the easter egg hunt. and the easter bunny was there, and there was lots of kids. and everybody was hunting for the eggs. and then they were all taking pictures with the easter bunny and then all of a sudden they go, katy perry? and like all the kids that were lined up for the easter bunny just went shoom. and the easter bun isny is like [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that's why they don't put middle fingers on the easter bunny

costume. [ applause ] >> i'm not so sure i'm going to get jelly beans for easter next year. >> jimmy: yeah, maybe not. i know you're a new aunt. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: your sister had a baby. what's different in your case, from mine, is you helped to deliver the child? >> yeah. it's on my resume now. pop star and delivering childer. >> jimmy: child deliverer. are you a doula? >> i'm an assistant doula. that's what they called me the whole time. yeah, my sister just had a beautiful baby girl, and she decided to go the all natural way, like not a single aspirin. and i know some of you ladies out there who have had babies are like, oh, my god, you're a rock star. i don't know how it feels, but everything i saw because i was like scorsesing up in there with my video camera, just covering anniversaries and birthdays. >> jimmy: i see. >> but it was amazing. we had a mid-wife. and there was a tub in the living room. >> jimmy: in the living room. >> i was holding a leg. and -- >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. panting like a dog.

>> jimmy: why in the living room? >> primal noises coming out. >> jimmy: why in the living room instead of a hospital? >> i don't really like fluorescent lighting. and i don't think anyone else does. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, your privacy is paramount to the situation. >> it was like when she was in contractions -- she's hating that i'm saying all this. when she was in contractions she had candles lit and like bon iver was playing and everybody was in like this really zen mode. i think it was a beautiful way to bring a child in. >> jimmy: it's a good way to ruin a carpet. that's for sure. [ laughter ] so in the living room there was some kind of a receptacle set up. >> yeah. it looks like a hot tub. >> jimmy: they bring in a hot tub. >> basically. >> jimmy: into the living room. >> you conceive in a hot tub and you deliver in a hot tub. same one. >> jimmy: it's the circle of life. >> nine months. >> jimmy: you went undercover in your new music video -- >> nobody knows that. >> jimmy: oh. should i not have said that? >> no, i did. i just made a music video

completely undercover obviously inspired by your twerk video i thought was real. check out this crazy girl. >> jimmy: sorry about that. well, we have a little clip of this. >> yeah. i went undercover as five of the world's worst birthday entertainers. because i was sick of making like gorgeous music videos where i'm like sexual and -- >> jimmy: people are sick of that. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: really tired of looking at you. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, enough with the face already. >> that can get boring sometimes. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> so i wanted to flip it on its head. so i made the most insane music video ever with hidden cameras. >> jimmy: now, this is a real birthday party. >> these are real birthday parties where there was a real bouncy castle and i was this character called crystal clown. there's a lot of different characters i played throughout the music video. and this one, chris, she's kind of androgynous and she, you know, is on parole and she's got

some problems. she found the job on craigslist, actually. but i definitely almost got shanked. >> jimmy: let's take a look. >> i'm not really a birthday party entertainer. i'm just trying to get some cash on the side. [ burping ] happy birthday, kids. >> one, two, and -- wait a minute. no. no. back here. it's back behind you. behind you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that looked actually dangerous. >> it was kind of actually dangerous. i had three security undercover. and after -- i had such an adrenaline rush at these parties because genuinely, i say this in the hopefully most genuinely believable way, i'm not good at being mean to people.

>> jimmy: well, you weren't being mean. >> well, i was messing with them. >> jimmy: you were ruining a stranger's birthday party. >> yeah. [ laughter ] and literally, they said i missed my mark by like six feet when i was -- >> jimmy: you're blindfolded. what are you supposed to do with marks? >> but i'm here today. >> jimmy: you're here. thank god. you're alive. katy perry. we'll show another clip from one of your birthday characters when we come back. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] he >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the makers of claritin-d. blow away nasal congestion fast. claritin-d. ew, gross. awesome. ♪ my love is calling ♪ [ watch ringing ] you need to see this. [ ringing continues ] it's ringing! it's ringing! yeah, it does that. hello? [ woman ] hey. ♪ wish my tv curved. ♪ do you want to go to the plage with me? ♪

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my name is goldie because of my golden nuggets. have you heard that song "the lady is a tramp"? that might be about me. >> i do bar mitzvahs. i do weddings. did you hear about the rabbi who did free circumcision? he only did it for tips. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: katy perry, believe it or not. from the new music video for

"birthday." and this is artwork for the "birthday" single. also very unusual. this is a picture of you -- >> throwback thursday artwork. >> jimmy: you and your sister -- is this your mom here? >> that's my mother and my sister with her gorgeous ginger hair. and me with my smirk that still hasn't left my face. and my sister isn't on any kind of social media. so the original version of this had her face pixelated. and i said get birthday trending, unpixelate my sister's amazing face. she has no idea. she's just like taking care of babies. >> jimmy: do you ask permission when you do this? >> mostly forgiveness. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: make it up with actual birthday gifts, i would think. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. thank you for coming and playing our game. the new single is called "birthday." you can see all the characters. and "prism" also is the cd. it is of course available now. katy perry, everybody. we'll be right back with music from chromeo. [ cheers and applause ]

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for years jimmy kimmel has blazed his own trail, making each night more memorable than the last. >> do you have a girlfriend? >> yes. >> who do you think is going to win in memoriam this year? >> rob lowe looks like skin cancer. >> every show is history in the making. >> hey, jimmy kimmel. >> all part of the job, ma'am. >> "jimmy kimmel live." 11:35, 10:35 central weeknights on abc. >> dickey: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. rethink possible. >> jimmy: first i would like to thank billy bob thornton. i want to thank katy perry. i want to apologize to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. i apologize. "nightline" is next. but first, their album, "white women" comes out may 12th. here with the song "jealous," chromeo. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ i got strung up from our loving i wish you cared to see ♪ ♪ but she only cares when she's got the time and i fret so much about our loving ♪ ♪ i wish she let me be but our destiny got us intertwined and is it really my fault ♪ ♪ i get a shiver when i see you with those other guys ♪ ♪ wearing the jacket i bought i can't help but lose my temper ♪ ♪ and i don't know why i get jealous but i'm too cool to admit it ♪ ♪ when the fellas talk to my girl i ain't with it i get jealous ♪ ♪ but i'm too cool to admit it when the fellas ♪ ♪ talk to my girl i ain't with it i ain't with it

i ain't with it ♪ ♪ i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it ♪ ♪ i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it ♪ ♪ i ain't with it i ain't with it what is she thinking too much uncertainty ♪ ♪ why can't she give some sort of sign you know and i know a thing or two about loyalty ♪ ♪ but that girl don't pay me no mind and is it really my fault ♪ ♪ i get a shiver when i see you with those other guys ♪ ♪ wearing the jacket i bought >> put your hands up! ♪ i can't help but lose my temper ♪ ♪ and i don't know why i get jealous but i'm too cool to admit it ♪ ♪ when the fellas talk to my girl i ain't with it i get jealous ♪ ♪ but i'm too cool to admit it when the fellas ♪ ♪ talk to my girl i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it ♪

♪ i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it ♪ ♪ i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it i ain't with it ♪ ♪ i get strung up from her loving i wish she cared to see ♪ ♪ but she only cares when she's got the time ♪ ♪ and i fret so much about her loving ♪ ♪ i wish she'd let me be but her destiny got us so intertwined back in 2011 ♪ ♪ i decided to not let this play with my mind ♪ ♪ but when the boys from out of town they come back around ♪ ♪ i feel like committing a crime, yeah i get jealous ♪ ♪ but i'm too cool

to admit it when the fellas ♪ ♪ talk to my girl i ain't with it i get jealous ♪ ♪ but i'm too cool to admit it when the fellas ♪ ♪ talk to my girl i ain't with it i get jealous ♪ ♪ but i'm too cool to admit it ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ when the fellas talk to my girl i ain't with it ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ i get jealous but i'm too cool to admit it ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ when the fellas talk to my girl i ain't with it ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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