right now on jimmy kimmle, don rickles. have a great night. we will see you tomorrow. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- don rickles. emily deschanel. and music from beck. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi. very nice -- [ indiscernible ]

you are touching my heart. that is very kind. i want to wish you and your families a happy earth day. remember earth the thing in the background when you take pictures of your feet on vacation. today is its day. earth day was founded in 1970, by senator gaylord nelson of wisconsin he had to do something big to distract people from his first name. one day of the year we tell the earth we love it. with the other 364 days we fry to kill it with packing pea nuts. after what we have done to it, it is almost disrespectful to have an earth day. like lice declaring it head day. but everyone celebrates earth day in his or her own way. in honor of earth day, i for instance have filled all four of my pockets with fresh potting soil tonight. hey, here is a fun solar system-related clip. last week in florida, central florida, people got to witness a

rare occurrence called a solar halo basically what happens is ice crystals from the clouds, i don't know what happens. but what happens -- the effect of what happens is when the sun shines through it, it creates appearance of a ring around the sun. or a halo named after the beyonce song, i believe. spectacular thing to see. but not everyone was enthralled. particularly this woman so alarmed she called 911. >> 911 what is your emergency. >> there is a weird something up in the sky, a round circle and dark in the middle. this has never happened in tampa, florida. please go outside look up in the sky. i need how to get the news people on this. >> is it a cloud? >> it is a big circle, and all the way around. it has never been in the united states of america. never, ever. >> jimmy: and it got scarier.

few hours later the light in the sky was gone. everything went dark. she called the police on the sun. should have called the fire department, i guess. but in any event. stay in school, kids. to go along with tonight's environmentally friendly festivities, apple computers made a big announcement. apple is promising to power all their storage offices and data centers with renewable forms of energy and recycling iphones, ipads and mac for free. in other words, apple has a new program to allow us to give them back the programs we spent hundreds of dollars on for free. this idea is to reduce the amount of electronic junk that wind of in landfills. i have a way nthey can reduce te amount of electronic junk in landfills. stop coming out with slightly newer versions of the same product every four months. [ cheers and applause ] if i was apple i would

concentrate on making headphones that don't get tangled up into an untangleable knot every time you take them off then work on recycling. barbara walters, barbara walters time on daytime tv is winding down, may 16th. barbara will step down from her job co-hosting "the view" sunny wants to spend more time fight with her friend in real life. and there has been a lot of turnover on "the view" over the years probably because it is an intense place to work. not sure you know this before the show, every show, before the show they open by throwing a microphone in the middle of the stage. who ever comes up with it alive gets to talk that day. >> the mayor of new york announced may 16th will be barbara walters' day in new york city. rightly so. when she leaves next month, more than 50 years of being on television, all most every day, will come to an end. barbara is not using the word retire, she, well, because she can't. she can't say the word retire. she is not using it.

and now i guess sunny wihe willo move back in with her folks i don't know. if you at the parent of a young child undoubtedly you know and probably now hate the song "let it go" the song from "frozen." the mambo number five of this generation. on youtube tons of kids making videos of themselves singing it. most of them are cute. but this one to me, more than any of the other captures the spirit of the song. ♪ let it go ♪ let it go ♪ go [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry but i had to. if i had to see it, you had to see it. he let it go though, he did. some, some encouraging news for

president obama. his approval rating, which you know tumbled after the launch of health care.gov on the rise. approval rating was 39% in november. it is up to 45%. his approval rating has gone from terrible to slightly less terrible. at this point, president obama has roughly the same approval rating as gout. but he will take it. personally, i think the president needs to stop focusing on his approval rating and start focusing on the fact that, learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all. meanwhile, congress' approval rating remains at around 13%, two points lower than poop. you know, i mentioned -- a few moments ago. today is earth day. and of course we joke about it. protecting the environment is a serious thing. i happen to live in the environment. so i am concerned about it. but you know because it is earth day, i decided made a vow not to make, create any waste today. this morning i went in starbuck's. instead of using one of the paper cups i had them pour the

coffee directly into my mouth. this is a on which most people say they care about the environment. but i was curious to find out how many do. we conducted an experiment on hollywood boulevard today. i had my cousin sal drop a piece of garbage on the sidewalk in front of a trash can. styrofoam cup. the worst thing in the world. then we let a camera roll to see how long it would fake someone to pick it up and throw it in the garbage pale it was right next to. let's look at the tape right here. you will see. my cousin sal. bought his outfit at the gap today. there you go. that guy walks right past it. this guy walks right past it. again this is right outside our theater. the people by the way are lined up for chocolate. the chocolate store. though they are standing right next to the cup, nobody gets the cup. by the way this is, just want to pent o

point out. this is actual speed. we have a very serious meth problem here in hollywood. so all of these people walk by. nobody picks up the cup. i don't know if i would pick the cup up to be honest with you. people touch cups. they're filthy. 5:30. still no one has picked up the cup. and it goes -- on as people playing with their babies. a guy wearing a blanket as a cape. finally -- this man. [ applause ] this hero picks it up. and throws it away. and we invited -- oh, there he is. come here for a second. come on up here. [ cheers and applause ] >> what was your name? >> edward. >> where are you from?

>> grenada hills. >> jimmy: why did you pick up the cup? >> well believe it or not since i'm from here and actually always loved hollywood boulevard since i was a kid my mom used to bring me here. i see the tourists and everything. when i see garbage, i am proud of my city, there is a lot of tourists i want to pick it up. i always wonder does anybody ever care. >> jimmy: what planet are you from? >> my parents are from nicaragua. i would go there. and it would be a very beautiful country. but then -- >> jimmy: people like you cleaning it up. >> all of a sudden industry came in and all this garbage. i was really upset about that. >> jimmy: and you moved. >> and pick it up. when i come over here. >> jimmy: this is a long answer to that question. >> i'm now rewarded for that.

>> jimmy: i want to reward you for it. you are the only person. a lot of people looked at the cup. nobody picked it up. we have a couple presents for you. first of all in honor of earth day. we have a globe. >> all right. a >> jimmy: guillermo. we also got you -- >> jimmy: look at that. an electric bicycle. >> really a gift? >> jimmy: it is really a gift. what type of prank would this be? i don't pull pranks on people. it is, this could replace your gas powered bicycle. there you go. this is what happens when you are good samaritan. good things happen to you. all right. now ride off into the sunset. go pick up our trash. thank you very much. all right, we will take the

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30s. up until this year into my 40s i received an easter basket. i told her once i turn 50, four years from now i will no longer accept baskets for easter. i just don't want to cut her off, i'm not an animal, i want to give her time. easter shows of sunday and i got quite frankly the shock of my life because she did not get me an easter basket. she cut me off early. first she cut the umbilical cord and now this. it was devastating. but the good news is this afternoon i'm sitting at my desk and look what showed up here. an easter basket. [ applause ] and where is the card for this? and a card. it said -- it said, a nice card. jimmy, your sad easter basket story broke my heart. i hope in some small way this pathetic example of an easter basket will cheer you up. sincerely a caring fan of j.k.l., nick manicola.

thank you, nick, you are my new mommy is what you are. i will cherish this. all right. you can hatch the card there. you know, this is from the 700 club this morning. this is a religious show on abc family. the only person under age 90 that watches the 700 club is a guy named joe hoshbador the only reason he works here and we force him to in case something weird happens. so pat robertson is the host of the show. this morning pat was kind enough to unwittingly provide us with our unintentional joke of the day. >> i am a big fan these days of nuts. >> jimmy: i knew it all along. facebook has unveiled a new feature, they're calling, nearby friend on facebook. it tracks your location through

your phone's gps and allows people to find you wherever you go. it was originally called murder me wherever. but they changed it for marketing purposes. and facebook says the new feature makes it easy to join your friend in the real world. isn't the point of facebook that you didn't have to join your friend in the real world. that's good. now you can make a coffee date using the same technology that allowed us to kill bin laden. you know there have been, there have been updates on the story. you heard about the 15-year-old boy who flew from san jose to maui in the wheel well of a hawaiian airlines plane. they say now the kid was trying to get to somalia to see his mother. and i guess maui, somalia, close enough. so he hopped under a plane away he went. some how miraculously he survived the 5 1/2 hour flight, 38,000 feet, temperatures 80 below, very little oxygen, and he is fine. when i heard the story, i was wondering how you get in a wheel

well. and really what a wheel well even looks like from the inside. so this morning, gary tuchman from cnn headline news must have read my mind. heave climb he climbed inside the wheel well of a boeing 767. >> when the wheels move in. two huge wheels come right here. there is no room except for right here in this spot. and this is where, would have to sit with your knees close to you, wheel well, two tires right here. the only place where you could possibly survive. there is nothing stupider in the world to do. ah! >> jimmy: what are the odds that would happen twice in one week? [ applause ] >> jimmy: you snow no, please don't patronize me. i have had a bad week with the easter basket. i just don't need it quite frankly. there are a few people who appeared on our show more than our friend david allen greer.

david has a show "bad teacher" thursday night on cbs. things are going well for him. but he also has a passion project that he asked me to plug. a book, i think a great idea, in fact we made a quick video with hem to promote it. educational book. and while we are typically not the kind of show that cares to educate, i think there is a lot we can learn from this. pay attention to this one. >> did you get a lot of reaction from the super bowl xher sthcom? >> what super bowl commercial. >> my mistake. >> you are as crazy as people on -- >> i'm not -- >> if you are like white people you love actors. i know it is so hard to tell us apart. fortunately, now there is help. in my new book, "how to tell black people apart."

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>> jimmy: the music from this album, beck from the at & t outdoor stage. and tomorrow night -- tomorrow night, tim allen will be here, jennifer goodwin, and foster the people, and join us then. our first guest tonight is the funniest man who has ever lived. you can see him live and in person, april 26th at foxwoods in connecticut and a very special "one night only: an all-star comedy tribute to don rickles" airs may 28th on spike tv, please welcome don rickles. ♪

>> jimmy: welcome. welcome. and -- >> the people are nice. make a fuss. the kid in the front is. thank you for that reception. i've really mean it. it should have been bigger, but i will get over it. >> jimmy: happy passevover to y. >> happy bunny rabbit to you. it is easter. color the eggs. and hop on the lawn like dummies. we don't do that t gave the rabbi a couple hundred. he makes it short. what a night. what a night. i am on a show that is not making it.

that's a joke. he is the best. jimmy and i go way back. way back. when you were schlepping along with sports shows and nobody cared. by the way, not nice to see you guys, two wonderful gentlemen there. cleto. god bless you. [ applause ] >> and i spoke to immigration. you'll stay. >> jimmy: what about guillermo, will he be okay? >> he became an actor. if you were a little taller you could make it. no, you are great. wonderful guy. really is. came in the dressing room. kissed me. then wanted to sell me some mexican food. >> jimmy: selling your churros again. >> i'm talking. what the hell its the matter with you. when i talk, you shut up. stop it. god bless your country, mexico. i swear to god. i went there, i had the runs for

30 days. >> jimmy: how is your health, don the i know you had a leg injection. >> you wouldn't believe this. the doctor comes to the house. i said i have a little pimple there. have a look ate. he says you are going to the hospital. what are you crazy? no, hospital. i go in. i can't pronounce it. it is a, this is true. i don't know which leg already. and it is a poison that gets in your leg and, it eats up the skin. swear to god. so i said, come on, doc. i wound up in cedars then i want to ucla. had a wonderful surgeon. operated on me eight times. eight times. >> jimmy: eight times. >> i know what i said. [ laughter ] >> i am 88 years old. been in this country forever. and this dumby is my interpreter. [ applause >> jimmy: again, you are right. i'm sorry. >> no, you never have to be

sorry. >> jimmy: how long were you in the hospital? >> i was in the hospital for six, six weeks or something like that. >> jimmy: six weeks? >> don't yell. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> that's what the doctor. i yelled at him. he said screw it let him fix it. >> jimmy: i didn't know you were in the hospital for six weeks. >> you never came to see me. i'm on at 11:30 who gives a crap. 11:30 i don't need any body, i'm jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> i didn't want to get the flesh eating disease. >> good bless you, you are great. your beautiful wife. they're married now. i couldn't believe you would find a lovely woman like that. i spoke to her. she is a little upset about the money. >> jimmy: my wife backstage, said you got a look at her, she is pregnant. you said, i can't imagine jim gee making love y making love to you. >> i said that.

knowing you, you would come by the bed, and laugh. jimmy laying on the bed, jimmy, now. ha-ha-ha. you got to -- >> i am having a baby, do you have advice? >> don't have it. >> it's too late. >> no advice. you will be a good father. and she will be a wonderful wife. i would look to see the kid if he comes out. if he looks like you, he ought to go back in. >> jimmy: i have a feeling the kid is going to look just look you when the kid comes out. >> that was a good one, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. i understand, i heard -- i heard your daughter mindy has been doing some stand-up come de. >> she is really, she is a

housewife and has two wonderful boys. and she is now doing stand-up comedy. >> jimmy: that's great. >> working act the laugh-in -- >> jimmy: laugh factory. >> on the strip. she is funny. when she was a kid sunny had comedy in her. she would go out with a guy. she would say to the guy, you going to wear that tie? the guy would say, eh. and never call her. she said what did you say sweetheart. she said, dad, are you going to wear the tie? what happened? he never called. why you do that? you say it. i hope she makes a lot of money. the old man is getting tired. >> jimmy: i don't believe that. you are back doing live shows already. >> i am delighted. my dear wife as you know. >> jimmy: barbara. >> terrific girl. one of the wives who said, listen, you will kill people. when you are with her you think you are sleeping with a valium. >> jimmy: i don't think they will probably, none of them will have that experience.

i hope. i hope. >> yeah, a good one, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. >> see what i mean. he makes a lot of money. ha-ha-ha. >> jimmy: we have a very special tribute to you that i am going to be a part of. a lot of, very, very famous people are going to be part of. we'll tell you about that when we come back. don rickles is here! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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rickles here with us. and don, see live at foxwood, nevada, april 26th. and this is a big special. title is "one night only an all star comedy tribute to don rickles." >> at the apolo. >> jimmy: in new york. >> in new york. great treat. robert de niro, i did, pi a pic "casino" i don't know if you remember that. they said, no kidding around. bob doesn't like kidding around. whacking it down pretty good, you know. and now, now, he says to me, when you talk to him. bob, it's great working with you. he goes, you know. you know. why would somebody tell you that he doesn't like kidding around. are they trying to get you to mess with him or think he really in general doesn't like kidding

around with people? >> he doesn't know greatness. >> jimmy: he doesn't know greatness. i bet he does. >> jimmy, jimmy, he is, you know he is a very serious guy. but we had more fun together. we really did. i am so proud of hip. you know, as you all know, he is a great actor, he really is. and i tell hem thim that all of type. just to kiss up. and it doesn't hurt. anyway. so -- ha-ha-ha. if you get a chance, join in. >> jimmy: you know what i was wondering, i feel like, i have been a part of maybe five tributes to you on television. it seems like every eight months somebody does a tribute to you. >> what do you resent that? >> jimmy: i don't resent it. i love being a part of it. do you get tired of it at all? >> no, jimmy, i'm big. when you're big, no it's lovely

to see. >> jimmy: johnny depp was here. he loves you. he was talking about you. >> he called me from japan. i said hello. hey, don, it's johnny depp. i said what do you want? calls me from all over the country. never been out together. i don't know what his problem is. i would lack ike to take him ou. i know he is a cheap date. he dresses up loike a monkey. >> jimmy: moaybe that's what it is. one of the people honoring you at the event. david letterman. >> you remember him. >> i remember him. jerry seinfeld. >> the car show went great with jerry. >> jimmy: on comedians and cars. >> were you on that? >> jimmy: i have not been invited to be on it. >> makes sense. no, that's a joke. >> jimmy: jon stewart will be on it. >> wonderfulme fulwonderful. i love jon. >> martin scorsese.

>> a midget, great. >> jimmy: regis philbin. john stamos. stand in the mirror in the nude and goes what a body. what a body. >> jimmy: bob newhart will be there. >> bob newhart is one of the funniest guys in the world. see, bob, i said it. now it is over. in this town, young people, when we are performers, come pe comp. jealousy. bob newhart, 40 years we are friends. we traveled all through europe together. and every time we go to europe. i tick him off. you know what i mean. be in germany. you know. believe me they don't believe it's over. and -- you got to forgive me. everything i say, i did up in my room and i laugh my -- off. >> jimmy: does bob resent the

fact that he is paying tribute to you. have you done a tribute to bob? >> why? >> jimmy: that is a great question. >> he has done tributes. show up on film. i would do anything for bob. he knows that. >> jimmy: i cannot wait to see this. called, again, one night only an all-star tribute to don rickles, may 28, spike tv. see don at foxwood casino in connecticut. it will be great, right. >> you don't know the day. the day is, ah, go see me at casino, at foxwoods on, ah, ah, ah. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. >> you are making a lot of [ bleep ], learn, learn, learn. >> jimmy: don rickles, everybody. we will be right back with emily deschanel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: our next guest is one half of the mighty deschanel sisters television empire. she is a crime fighter whom you can see on the ninth season of "bones" monday nights on fox. please welcome emily deschanel. ♪ did you gate chance -- did you get a chance to meet don rickles. >> no. i met a cockroach. >> jimmy: how big was the cockroach? >> that big. like that big. >> jimmy: maybe -- maybe like ten years ago maybe 11 years ago we had these little boys on the show. and they were bug collectors.

and they demonstrated these big madagascar cockroaches. some of them got loose. and they have multiplied. >> is that true? >> jimmy: like cockroaches. swear to god. now in our building. great little tip for the audience. look around your seats. feel around beneath your seats. and because there are, mutant sized cockroaches in our building. >> really? >> jimmy: from that visit it. it's crazy. but true. sorry about that. >> i lick that story. i don't know. i don't know if i believe you. i like it. >> jimmy: i promise it is true. true or false? >> guillermo: true. >> jimmy: he wasn't here at the time. he support everything i say. that its a true story. >> purebred cockroaches. >> jimmy: inbred cockroaches. started with three, four, now they built an inbred family of banjo playing cockroaches. >> take a better look might be growths on them. joy run right out of here and go to the parking lot when you are done.

>> it doesn't scare me. >> jimmy: congratulations, you have a buy of your ooy of your last time you were here. does he like bugs yet? bring him a cockroach. nice gift for him. >> saw a spider yesterday. >> jimmy: do you kill spiders or usher them out? >> i do not. i am skilled at putting the cup. actually i saw that, that spider at, at work. >> jimmy: maybe it is you attracting the bugs. >> this is yesterday. something. >> jimmy: like a halogen bulb or something. >> i am. >> jimmy: so your son does he come to work with you regularly? >> he does. he comes with me pretty much every day to work. so he is used to everything. >> jimmy: does he make noise when you are shooting? >> no. no he is really good. he actually is very quiet. he knows when we are, we are rolling, shooting, filming, he will be quiet. and he is a great. he will whisper, cut, cult, cut

cut. he wants tight be over to talk loudly. i think he is good. actually i brought my son to visit my sister for her birthday. you know she does the show on fox as well. called "the new girl" we shoot on the same lot. and so, i brought him over and they were filming, started filming. i thought he is fine. he is. >> jimmy: trained. >> so well trained. the show biz baby. he is not going to talk or anything. then he saw the, the craft service table, the snack table that we have. he saw wall nuts. and that was it. he was i want walnuts. i want walnuts. >> jimmy: what kind of a kid likes walnuts. >> pay him well in that regard too. >> jimmy: you are vegans right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: your son as well. >> vegetarian. >> my husband is not come lplet

vegan. >> jimmy: does he ever make overtures to join a new family. >> not yet. once he goes to school. >> jimmy: can he have m & ms. >> no. >> jimmy: he thinks walnuts are candy. >> wall nuts walnuts are amazin. >> jimmy: when he gets a bag of skittles he will probably crush them and snort them, you real i that, right? >> i remember when i first started ding-dong too. >> jimmy: what? >> we weren't allowed to have much bad food. >> jimmy: the candy. sorry, i apologize. >> yes, candy. chocolate candy. and, and funny, my mom -- is an actress. so she would work when we were kids. she did this movie, and brought me to set. and -- i was older than henry though, maybe 10 or something. and they had donuts there. that's kind of what, what gave

me the idea to become an actress. not even kidding. look that was like oh kay, you get donuts. now henry has the idea that, you get walnuts, which is -- >> jimmy: walnuts. donuts. nuts in both of them. i guess. ironically you got into acting because of the donuts. now as an actress you can never eat a donut. >> i can eat vegan donuts. >> jimmy: why would you need vegan donuts do donuts have meet in them? >> dairy in them. fry them in lard and stuff. bacon donuts. >> jimmy: your life is so limited. >> kind of terrible. joy they do have bacon donuts they are good. >> sound horrible. >> jimmy: it sounds horrible. it is wonderful. >> i will fake yotake your word. >> jimmy: the ninth season. unbelievable. >> can't kill this thing. keeps going. >> jimmy: ironic considering what the show is about.

>> we kill so many people. we can't kill the show. i love the show. i'm joking. >> jimmy: at a certain point. go in the running for longest show on fox. the simpsons is the longest running show. >> we are already the longest running scripted drama. i don't know how many word you can put on it. we are the longest running drama on fox. >> jimmy: congratulations. congratulations on that. >> thanks. >> jimmy: celebrate with a hand full of walnuts. >> going for a tenth season. >> jimmy: as well you should. emily deschanel. on the fox network. we'll be right back with beck! ♪ ♪ [ applause ]

>> jimmy: i want to thank don rickles, david allen greer apologize for matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. first this is his new album,

here with the song "blue moon" beck! ♪ ♪ [ applause ] ♪ i'm so tired of being alone these penitent walls are all i've known ♪ ♪ songbird calling across the water inside my silent asylum ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh

oh don't leave me on my own ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh left me standing all alone ♪ ♪ so cut me down to size so i can fit inside lies that will divide us both in time ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ see the turncoat on his knees

a vagabond that no one sees ♪ ♪ when a moon is throwing shadows you can't save the ones you've caught in battle ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh oh don't leave me on my own ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh left me standing

all alone ♪ ♪ cut me down to size so i can fit inside lies you try to hide behind your eyes ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh don't leave me on my own ♪ ♪ ooh ooh don't leave me on my own ♪ ♪ so cut me down to size so i can fit inside lies that will divide us both in time ♪

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