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>> right now on "jimmy kimmel live", basketball star kobe bryant. bryant. >> good night everyone >> this is the "melozio." one of my favorites. >> thank you, miss penelope cruz. >> you are welcome, mi guapo pinata... >> jimmy: hey guys. >> hola jimmy. >> jimmy: hello penelope. hello guillermo. what are you doing? >> i'm making coffee for everybody. >> jimmy: what is this? >> this is the new nespresso vertuoline. they love it! >> we love it! >> jimmy: yes, i can see that you love it, because you're out here instead of in there working. >> what do you mean? relax. >> jimmy: i mean you've got my stage manager, you've got my wardrobe guy, you have my hairstylist. look at this! there's nobody to paint my tiny little bald spot in. come on now, guys, i need everyone back to work! let's go.
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>> boo! >> you stupid jerk! >> jimmy: you stupid jerk! what is going on here? >> sit down, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't have time. >> sit down. >> jimmy: i have to work. >> five minutes. sit down. you've never tried anything like this before. >> jimmy: mine? >> try it. >> jimmy: that is amazing. >> see, you stupid jerk?! >> jimmy: will you stop? what is this foam? >> it's called "crema." if the coffee is heaven, the crema is the clown. >> jimmy: the cloud? >> yeah, cloud. that's what i >> jimmy: pretty sure you said clown, but -- you know what, penelope? now that nespresso has invented the perfect cup of coffee, i'm never working again! guillermo, the show is yours. >> thank you! >> jimmy: de nada. he's gonna do great.
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>> hey everybody! i am the new host of the show. hey, look at this picture i took of jimmy naked. oh no! >> jimmy: hey! i wanted to see those! >> nobody wants to see those. >> jimmy: some people might want to see those. i wanted to see 'em. >> i don't. >> nepresso virtuoline -- experience the revolution of coffee. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, kobe bryant, from "million dollar arm", lake bell this week in unnecessary censorship and music from pharrell williams with cleto and the cletones. and now, fortunately, here's jimmy kimmel. and now, here's jimmy kimmel!
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>> jimmy: welcome. thank you for coming. [ indiscernible ] very kind of you. and -- we have a lot to get to tonight. but first we have to go, we are going, yes, we have to go to a high-speed chase. okay. now, what's happening here, you see there is, this is highway 50 in sacramento. a dog is loose on the freeway. it's -- he is moving pretty fast. i have to say. trying to catch him. that is some serious determination there. oh, there is the police involved. by the way the dog is having so much fun right now. a number of police cars are on
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the scene. they have got the dog surrounded now. well, now they don't have him surrounded anymore. and, well, no oh, we lost him. now the dog is going the other way on the freeway. oh, looks like he has exited. the dog has exited the freeway. he disappeared into the bushes some where. okay. now up against the fence, i guess. and, oh, ooh. about to get over the fence. and oh my goodness. oh my -- oh my. back over the fence. like an action movie and romantic comedy all wrapped up into one. anyway -- i'm glad it had a happy ending. you know the l.a. clipper, have you ben follen following the cl, donald sterling. he has been taped again. that's right. today a new audio tape of mr.
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sterling emerged. by emerged i mean one of his friend gave or sold tight a website. i don't know who the friend is or why he taped the call. it is interesting to hear donald sterling explain why there is no way he could be a racist. >> you think i am a racist? you think i have anything in the world but love for everybody? you don't think that. you know i am not a racist. i can't hear you. you know -- >> when i hear that tape though. that tape i heard. >> i grew up in east l.a. east l.a., you die to get out of there. i get out of east l.a. i was the president of the high school there. i mean, and i am a jew. and 50% of the people were black. and 40% were hispanic. >> not that i was counting. not that i noticed. as you know the nba is trying to force donald sterling to sell the team. there are a number of
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celebrities expressed interest in buying it. doesn't sound look donald sterling is planning to give up without a fight. >> they're trying to force you to sell. >> you can't force someone to sell prompt in america. i am a lawyer -- >> no, i am just saying. i think they got sean combs diddy he is the one seeking to buy him and oprah. >> who? >> who? he doesn't know who oprah is? maybe he really its out of it. i think he can go to jail for not knowing who oprah is, right. i got to ask kobe about this. kobe bryant is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] with the lakers. and, up until last week, the lakers were the most screwed up nba team in town. not anymore. i wonder if kobe can buy the clippers while he is on the lakers not. a bad idea. we'll get into all of that. and, lake bell and pharell are
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here. seems kind of weird. to be talking about football right now. they held the first round of the nfl draft at radio city music hall in new york. the nfl draft is the annual event that determines which quarterback will become the next celebrity spokesman for papa johns. so a big deal. wouldn't it be fun if every job had a draft. the management at chipotle chooses kyle to be our next cashier. this event, the draft, gotten so big, thinking of moving it. that's how big it is. as expected the number one pick was south carolina's defensive end clowney who went to the houston texans. clowney, my number one pick for a baby name. my wife sxis expecting. and boy/girl our top choice. mother's day is sunday. guillermo, did you get your mother something for mother's day?
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did you get her a gift? >> not yet. >> jimmy: your mother-in-law will you get her a gift? a >> guillermo: never. >> jimmy: in a way you are her gift, you know. >> guillermo: unfortunately. >> jimmy: without mothers, well we wouldn't even be here. so be sure to thank your mom on sunday. and unless, in that case, take the opportunity to blame her for putting you on the god foresaken earth. since it is mother's day sunday thought it would be prept to shine a spotlight on a celebrity mom. from time to time we ask the moms of famous rappers to read the lyrics to their children's songs. and it's fun. tonight. kind enough off to loan us his mom, reciting to his popular song. ♪ ♪ >> this is from -- i met her in the club. said what's up. i took her to the crib and you know i [ bleep ]. tooted and booted. tooted and booted.
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tooted and booted. that's why i tooted and booted it. that's wyge, my little tooter and booter. >> jimmy: did you feel the little earthquake we had last night here in los angeles? almost knocked my collection of precious moments figurines off the mantle. thank god they were all okay. at 11:39, a magnitude 3.3 quake hit ten miles outside of downtown. 3.3, some where between, to put it in l.a. terms, some where between mila kunic tripping and lindsay lohan crashing on your front porch. speaking of earthquakes, toronto mayor rob ford is in rehab. [ applause ] the mayor left town to get help. what must it be look to be working at a rehab facility you see rob ford walk through the door? i can imagine, red lights start
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flashing, a siren goes off, someone yells "this is what we have been training for people, let's go!" mayor ford told a reporter he is paying $100,000 for treatment and he is "working out like an animal." ly didn't specify which animal the i am guessing, walrus, maybe, i don't know. should mention, the reason we all know all of this is because the may your has been talking to a reporter from the toronto sun from rehab. yesterday, he told the reporter, that he got in major trouble with the people who run the rehab for talking to the press. in other word he did an interview on wednesday to tell the report he was not supposed to have done an interview on tuesday. so sound like he has got this thing locked down. you know, summer is almost here. and that means it is time to figure out if you have kids what to do with them. a lot of parents will sign their kids up for camp which is fun. you know, make friend, and learn to smoke. and whatnot. my parents didn't send us to camp because they charge money
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>> okay. >> barneyzilla. ♪ i love you you love me ♪ >> rated g. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. barney. remember him. and it is time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. this week in unnecessary censorship. >> i like his personality. he is feisty. >> where in the world is toronto's [ bleep ] mayor. >> now as the clippers prepare for a big game tonight fans are [ bleep ] uppen more ways than one. >> are you in love with donald sterling? >> i [ bleep ] him. >> i'm not sure that's what i asked. >> do you have any sense that he knows he [ bleep ] up here. >> most firefighters would say,
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hey, thank you [ bleep ]. >> ask you how would you [ bleep ] my [ bleep ]? >> have you? >> have i? >> [ bleep ] -- >> have i [ bleep ] -- >> what did he say? >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> i built a bridge it was all wobbly. >> but you let it [ bleep ] in the [ bleep ]. >> yeah, i will get you [ bleep ] me again. >> can we build it? bob the builder. >> jimmy: lake bell is here. we have music from pharrell williams, and we'll be right back with kobe bryant. ♪ you have three questions. coffee or espresso? oh, coffee please. ♪
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next week, emily blunt will be here, as will nathan lane, shailene woodley, adam carolla, aasif mandvi. from "shark tank", daymond john, and we will have music from royal blood, iggy azalea, and birds of satan. aren't all birds birds of satan? >> jimmy: if, like me, you are a lakers fan who is disappointed not to have a stake in the nba playoffs this year, i can assure you that our first guest tonight is far more unhappy about that than we are. he is a 5-time nba champion and one of the all-time greats. please say hello to kobe bryant. >> jimmy: it looks like everything is working. looks look you are physically, what percentage are you at would
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you say, physically? >> from a health standpoint. 100%. >> jimmy: what about a basketball standpoint? >> i started doing a lot of training. back into my routine. started lifting. and then started doing the running. which i hate. by the time the season comes around, i will be ready to go. >> jimmy: has the season been fun for you to watch the laker season this year. >> yes, highly enjoyable. yes, yes. i would rather stay at home and eat paint chips. it was tough. really, really tough. but you know when you go through seasons like that, it just, adds fuel to the fire to come back. >> jimmy: do you feel optimistic about next season? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you will have a new coach next season. mike d'antoni has left the team. >> right. >> jimmy: i guess, i don't know. that wasn't entirely his choice. magic tweeted -- after mike d'antoni left. happy days are here again. mike d'antoni resigns as the
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lakers' coach. i wouldn't i couldn't be happier. >> first things i thought of, seeing the munchkins on the yellow brick road. the wicked witch is dead. when he tweeted it, the song came and went. look, mike was dealt a really bad hand in dealing with all the injuries that he had here. you know, this is a tough place. if you are not winning. >> jimmy: right. were you happy to see him go? >> no. honestly i didn't care. >> jimmy: you've didn't care. does the team in general do they run, the coaches that they're considering, do they run the names by you beforehand? >> no. in the last two they didn't. on the third one i am hoping they do. you know? but we have -- jimmy and jeanie both. they're really determined and -- you know excited about the possibilities of next season and rebuilding this. and building on their father's legacy and everything that he accomplished. and they're taking the challenge
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extremely seriously. they're both on the same page. they want nothing but excellence here. i have no doubt. >> do you call them. you know who i would look to look at. mark jackson. or steve kerr, who ever is out there. >> now i think it is a really -- you know, an open door policy. we talk back and forth. you know we'll text or -- >> jimmy: a tricky thing. on one hand. you know, you have 12 players on the team. and, you don't want to necessarily show favoritism. on the other hand if you've dent like the coach. there is going to be a problem. so, they kind of got to take your temperature on that. >> honestly it is not whether the players like the coach. or not. to be honest with you. it is really about getting results. you know, not necessarily, those results, and you know, liking somebody and results don't necessarily go hand in hand >> if you get the results you are more inclined to like the coach. >> yeah, some times when the coach is driving you. you don't necessarily like it. >> right. >> right. but you, part of the process. and then once you win everybody
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is buddy buddy after that. >> jimmy: does any one drive you harder than you drive yourself? >> no. no. i am pretty psychopathic when it comes to that stuff. there is coaches, you know, phil i have been very lucky to have phil as a coach throughout my career. and those guys. brian shaw. and they have, you know, really, done wonders for my career. >> jimmy: is there any truth to the rumor that i just started earlier that you are going to buy the clippers? >> well -- >> jimmy: is there a rule? can you own a team that you play against? >> jimmy: you scan nocannot. have you looked into it? >> no. not a possibility. as far as brand depreciation quick as you can get. >> jimmy: you were thinking of playing for the clippers. did you meet with donald sterling? >> i did. >> jimmy: seems like a good guy,
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yea? >> well, you know at the time. at the time the biggest concern was he willing to spend, to have a successful team. >> jimmy: the answer is always no. >> right. right. going to that time. and then he, he said during the meeting that he was willing to make that commitment to bring a championship team. another championship team to los angeles. and you know, he has done it. he has spent the money to go out and keep, blake and deandre and c.p. and those guys. >> jimmy: there is a rivalry. you are beth in l.a. when you see them in the playoffs, are you rooting, coa ingrooting, ho hoping they lose? does it matter? >> it doesn't matter to me. i'm not winning, what do i care who wins. doesn't matter to me. most of them are friend of mine. chris is, a good friend. make sure i send him a message during this fiasco. >> jimmy: right. >> i watch and hope to god --
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>> jimmy: it does make it tougher though on the lakers when the clippers are doing well. i know it makes my life more difficult. and of course, you know that is my primary concern. >> yeah. you know, i think it is great, actually. think it is great for city. great for competition. i love if it when they do well. i would love, nothing more. and for the lakers to get back to the championship level and meet the clippers in the playoffs. i think that would be. >> jimmy: that would be great. kings/ducks are doing that in the nhl. i want to talk about another sport when we come back. the nfl draft is tonight. you were 17 years old when you were drafted into the nba which is, well, pretty great. kobe bryant is here with us. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: we're back with kobe bryant. a minute ago you were 17 years old when you were drafted. who was most nervous that night in your circle? >> i think my sister was. >> jimmy: your sister was, really? >> my sisters they get very emotional. >> jimmy: really? >> and you know, i think the last thing she said to me probably was just don't trip. >> jimmy: is she competitive too? is it a family thing? >> yeah, they're competitive. you know, not nearly as i was being the younger one in the family. they're competitive. >> jimmy: how old are your daughters now? >> 8 and 11. >> jimmy: 8 and 11. they're playing sports? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i heard a story one of the kids was upset she lost a
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game. you showed them video of yourself losing in 2008. >> my youngest ones becomes very emotional when sheep lo loses. no idea where she got that from. a tough game. a tough time. crying. telling her, look it is all right. you lose, it is okay. it is not okay. how the -- do i reach this kid? so i showed her us getting destroyed, pummeled by the celtics in the finals. and being upset. crying and stuff. showing it is okay. and then i showed her, 2010 finals. bounce back. and redeemed ourselves. and, you know try to use that as some kind of teaching tool. >> jimmy: do you think it worked? >> yeah, she want out in the championship game. had the game winning double. >> jimmy: really. >> like worked pretty well for her. >> jimmy: what what's the age g? >> 8 to 13. >> jimmy: kids will come. you are there.
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playing basketball. >> i am there every day. use it as a teaching tool. beyond basketball. you come and learn fundamentals of the game. fundamentals of the sport. to also learn, leadership. communication. huh to work within a group. and think as an individual. and we try to -- you know hopefully when they leave there, the parents see their kid being a better basketball player. but also the kid has formed relationships with kids from all over the world. has learned more about themselves. >> jimmy: are there kids that have played in your basketball camp that have gone on to become notable basketball players in college or the nba? >> no, not that kind of camp. >> jimmy: not one of those? >> no, not look one of those, elite basketball camps. this is for kids that enjoy playing the game. some might go on to be great players. others enjoy the sport. >> jimmy: speaking of kids that enjoy the game. player on the lakers, named nick young. i want to show. he did this at the dodgers any's game. he threw out the first pitch. and it is, it is possibly the
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worst first pitch ever thrown. and i wonder what is going on with this guy? >> that makes two of us. that's crazy. >> do you think he did that on purpose? >> i pray to god he did. >> jimmy: really demonstrates no athletic ability whatsoever. >> zero. that's, so bad it is impressive. >> jimmy: you have a new sports drink now. right? you are, it is your company. >> yeah, i bought the company. invested into the company. and it is called body armor. and you know all about upgrading sports drink. you know, the reason why i invested in it. it is tough. you get to the end of your career start thinking transit n transitioning from that. >> jimmy: think i am going to need a drink. >> you got to focus on things you could understand. and, issues that you understand. sports is obviously one that i
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understand. so far the sports drink category has been dominated by one brand. but we believe there is an opportunity to really upgrade that industry. and come with a better proposition and a better product. and really that's what body armor stands pour. >> jimmy: if it doesn't do well, will you sit on the bench and cry? >> yeah, we will all silt there. myself -- we'll all sit there and just cry. >> jimmy: we'll take a quick break. one more segment with kobe bryant. kobe bryant is here. >> jimmy: the kobe basketball academy runs july 9th through 13th at uc santa barbara, find out more at kobeacademy.com. we'll be right back out here... >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: welcome back. and do it. gets the my intel-powered tablet can respond immediately...
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>> jimmy: with kobe bryant. phil jackson has been telling a story about you, you are young, met michael jordan. according to phil he says that you told michael jordan that you would kick his ass one-on-one. >> i mean, half truth. phil, fill, as much as i love phil, phil likes to embellish. phil, he writes books a lot. he has to market those books.
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but, the other story, you know, michael, you know, dishing it out to me as well. >> jimmy: doesn't surprise me. >> years later. he was barking how i could never do it against him. no way you will score 80. would have fouled out. would have gone back and forth. i try to stay cool when it comes to mj. on that particular occasion i had to remind him that i did have 42 1/2. yeah, yeah, yeah. but, phil -- phil, loves embellishing. i told him at some point you are going to have to give me royalties off your books. >> jimmy: like his lead character. >> my god. prescripti >> jimmy: do you miss him? >> i do. we speak often. >> jimmy: do you think he will do well in new york snoshg a? >> he will do fantastic. the more people say he won't be
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successful. >> jimmy: that drives him. >> found myself reading a lot of the book he's gave me when i was a player, i was too young and too much energy to sit down and pay attention to. he was just a fantastic mentor and unbelievable coach. >> jimmy: i am sure he will be back eventually. he seems to come back every once in a while. >> i am not touching that one. >> jimmy: you have two more years, do you feel look you can win next year? >> i do. >> jimmy: do you feel look yike need to make some changes? >> well, we'll make changes. for sure. i mean, there is certain characteristics-up have to build your team around. speed, length. rebounding. defensing. we'll make those adjustments. >> jimmy: if-up ha you have a sr me. listen. i'm available. >> antime. great to see you. thank you for coming by. keep working out, the knee, achilles and all that stuff. kobe bryant. we'll be right back with lake
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great lakes. here alongside jon hamm, please welcome lake bell! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: i don't know you are aware. you are pregnant. some dress you have on. >> the first time you can call me two face. >> three technically. >> jimmy: congratulations. i don't want to ask too many personal. are people giving you advice with your stomach and all that stuff. >> lot's get night. i'm not at the stomach touching time. you get bigger. and people, yeah, i mean, you know i am coming out of the first trimester. my first time doing this. coming out of the first trimester. you get a little bit. all of the hangover.
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look all hangover no tequila. >> jimmy: ideally no tequila. unless you name the baby tequila. >> tequila campbell. >> jimmy: did you find out. nice ring to it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: are you going to find out the gender, the baby's gender? >> do you know what? i just want it healthy and -- and cool. you snow i don't waknow, i didne look a [ bleep ]. those are my main things. i don't care, girl or guy. just don't be a [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: maybe name the baby -- you were on the cover of esqu e "esquire" magazine. now, that -- see that. and then this. >> jimmy: were you pregnant when you shot this. >> here's for real what happened. >> jimmy: you got pregnant on the set?
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>> actually -- this is super cool actually. this day, before i want to go shoot this. i peaed peed on a stick and fo i was pregnant. so in my eyes, i am just like -- [ bleep ]. but it is literally. it was -- it was profound. you know? i was like, oh, i got this, "esquire" shoot. sexy. and then my husband bought all of the different types of varieties of, you know, stick peeing mechanisms. and i peed on one. it just, it just, it is a digital one. you know, just says pregnant. we looked at it. we are like, those are digital i've don't trust it. let's get the old school one. we got the old school one. peed on so many. >> jimmy: a stray dog peeing on everything. >> totally. want to make sure.
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>> jimmy: pretty great to have this. this should be on the front page of the baby book. >> i wonder, i wonder, i wonder if esquire ever had a pregnant lady on the cover. >> jimmy: your husband is a tattoo artist. and you don't have any tattoos do you? >> i don't. he carries all the tattoos for the family. i think i get to look at them all the time. prescripti >> jimmy: unusual a tattoo artist would be married to some one with none. >> like living in brooklyn and looking at manhattan all the time. best of both world. i live in brooklyn, look at manhattan, enjoy manhattan. i don't need to have tattoos. i look at tats too. >> jimmy: will he tattoo the baby, it is half his. >> it could come out with half of them done. solid. i will never say to my child you cannot get a tattoo. you know. >> jimmy: no, you will most certainly not. >> only if your father does it. prescription only way >> jimmy: only way tell them to get a tattoo. maybe they won't. >> maybe they won't want any
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tattoos. oh, my dad has tattoos. >> jimmy: you might be right. you should get tattoos. depend on if it is a buy or girl. if they will rebel against. no telling. might as well tattoo them. >> just so i know. >> jimmy: i saw your movie by the way, thought it was excellent. an interesting story. true story. about -- an agent went to india to recruit, to find a baseball pitcher. >> yeah. for the record, i don't know ding-dong daddy about baseball or sports. i truly enjoy this movie. it is very much about -- this emotional. sort of emotional journey this guy is going on inadvertently. jon hamm plays this down on his luck sports agent. all these other people sort of help -- pepper this journey. i'm one of the people. >> jimmy: is your character based on a real person? >> a real person. which i have never done before.
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>> jimmy: you have never done that before? >> i have never depicted someone who lives -- or doesn't. >> jimmy: really. which, i thought was pressure. i never met her. until the premiere the other night. >> jimmy: was that strange? >> she was like you got my hand movements down and everything. yeah, i was freeing to. the hand movements down. whoo. >> jimmy: really, very odd. was she under the impression. >> she is super great looking. i was flattered. >> jimmy: congratulations on the movie. and the baby. and lake bell everyone "million dollar arm." it opens may 16th. we'll be right back with pharell williams! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i want to thank kobe bryant, lake bell and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. nightline is next, but first -- his album is called "girl", here's the song "marilyn monroe", pharrell williams. ♪ this one goes out to all the lovers what can we do we're helpless romantics ♪ ♪ we can not help who we're attracted to so let's all dance and elevate each other ♪ ♪ dear diary it's happening again all that energy i'm about to win ♪ ♪ i just close my eyes and visions appear
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she's everything i want and it's crystal clear ♪ ♪ not even marilyn monroe marilyn monroe who cleopatra, please cleopatra please ♪ ♪ not even joan of arc joan of arc that don't mean nothin' to me just want a different girl ♪ ♪ girl, girl, girl, girl girl, girl can't another good boy keep it this thorough ♪ ♪ why, why do i have to lie pretend, make believe or hide her ♪ ♪ when i love what i've described but then again i don't need no adjectives for this girl ♪ ♪ dear diary it's happening again all that energy i'm about to win ♪ ♪ i just close my eyes and visions appear she's everything i want and it's crystal clear ♪
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>> i want so many of you girls to come up here right now! ♪ not even marilyn monroe marilyn monroe who cleopatra, please cleopatra please ♪ ♪ not even joan of arc joan of arc that don't mean nothin' to me just want a different girl ♪ ♪ girl, girl, girl, girl girl, girl can't another good boy keep it this thorough ♪ ♪ dear diary >> it makes you different. it makes you special if you feel special. i want y'all to make some noise! ♪ dear diary it's happening again all that energy i'm about to win ♪
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♪ i just close my eyes and visions appear she's everything i want and it's crystal clear ♪ ♪ not even marilyn monroe marilyn monroe who cleopatra, please cleopatra please ♪ ♪ not even joan of arc joan of arc that don't mean nothin' to me just want a different girl ♪ ♪ girl, girl, girl, girl girl, girl can't another good boy keep it this thorough ♪ ♪ what's wrong with that what's wrong with that what's wrong with that ♪ ♪ girl
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♪ just because it's the middle of night that don't mean i won't hunt you down ♪ ♪ cause up in deep inside it's pullin' me and i want your love ♪ ♪ you and i should be gettin' it right ain't no sense in you holdin' on down ♪ ♪ if i can't have you nobody can this an animal's instinct that'll hunt you down ♪ ♪ so baby ooh-hoo my love is callin' ooh-hoo and baby ooh-hoo my love is callin' ooh-hoo ♪ ♪ hey baby ooh-hoo sex is callin' ooh-hoo hey baby ooh-hoo my love is callin' ooh-hoo ♪ ♪ i show my teeth and i hope you know that look in my eyes hey ♪ ♪ i got lightnin' speed i won't hesitate to rescue what is mine hey well ♪ ♪ hold up baby what's goin' on tell the truth i wanna know ♪ ♪ what you're doin' when we go somethin' say you ain't alone ♪ ♪ you say baby keep holdin' on what you mean i've been holdin' on ♪ ♪ i ain't ever smelled this before somethin' say it's time to go ♪
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♪ just because it's the middle of night that don't mean i won't hunt you down ♪ xx. tonight, sterling speak. since the racist rant sent off a scandal, we are hearing from the notorious owner of the l.a. clippers, donald sterling >> you don't think that you. know i'm not a racist. >> isolated. heartbroken, angry and defiant. >> you can't force someone to sell property in america. >> the celebrity custody battle, the teen heartthrob in "lost boys" a bitter offscreen battle. the child's mother and a judge say he has no rights as a dad.
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