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observing from backstage. this group here tonight you are among my top ten sweatiest audiences ever. very, very hot in southern california right now. not just because we have the best publicist. it got up to 101 degrees in hollywood today. although with the wind chill it was 98 degrees. you know they never had the wind chill in when it's hot do they. things are especially bad in san diego. actually go through life and you think you heard of every kind of weather condition. then out of nowhere, a polar vortex, there is thundersnow. well, folks about to introduce you to a new one, maybe new to me, i haven't heard of it. here in southern california today, we premiereed what i think is the first ever, firenado. that is nothing to laugh about. kind of like a sharknado, instead of sharks in the nado

there is fire. if that isn't the work of satan, i don't know what is. i'll tell you. the fires are so bad they had to evacuate lego land. before we show this. i want to warn you the images you are about to see are disturbing. so if there are young children in the room. this is a live -- this is a live feed of what is happening right now at legoland. at least he went out smiling though, right? since it is so hot here in hollywood today, i thought it would be nice to give pedestrians who are suffering outside our building a chance to cool down. let's go outside now to my cousin sal, who is on hollywood boulevard. hello, cousin sal. >> hey, jimmy, what is happening? >> jimmy: sal, grabbed a couple people off the street. who should we start with, sal? >> this young lady. >> jimmy: your name? >> alicia. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> boston, massachusetts. >> jimmy: were you expecting warm weather? >> i live here.

i was expecting it. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> nicole. >> jimmy: from here too? >> no, boston, massachusetts. >> jimmy: where do you live? >> i live in boston. >> jimmy: oh. i'm already, the heat has the got people crazy. but it is hot out there. you will agree to that? >> yes. >> jimmy: very good. sal has something to help you cool down. and -- yes, there it is. hoses. are you ready to hose each other? >> we are ready. >> jimmy: sal, count them down. >> 20, 19 -- 3, 2, 1. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: two winners. wow. well done. that was much better than i expected this to be. well, thank you, ladies. i hope that makes you feel a lot more refreshed. >> yeah. definitely cooler. >> jimmy: okay, good. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: give our best to everyone back home, wherever you live. we are not sure. sal, find some more hosees, and we'll do it again. all right. and we'll also right now dealing with another strange environmental issue, atwater village six miles from here. an oil pipeline burst at midnight last night. and shot more noon 10,000 gallons of crude oil 20 feet into the air. the streets are flooded with oil, the opening to the "beverly hill billies" in atwater village had to bring in hollywood sponge bob in to sop, that's how bad it was. a number of businesses were affected, a strip joint, the gentleman's club. they had to evacuate -- iffage

-- iffage in how freaked out the guys got when the emergency workers charged in during a lap dance. being surrounded by knee deep oil would put businesses out, not at the gentleman's club. gentlemen, don't let an oil spill spoil your night, strap on your golashes and slide on in. the girls won't let slippery polls stop them. here is tonight's lineup. give it up for diesel. and viscosity. fracking hot. >> don't forget our free all you can eat, chicken buffet. the gentlemen's club, on the corner of san fernando and broadway. >> absolutely no smoking. >> jimmy: all right, let's go back out to hollywood boulevard. all right. who is, who are these gentlemen?

what is your name? >> johan. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> trinidad and tobago. >> jimmy: both places, that's great. who is this guy over here? >> i'm dan. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> san diego. >> jimmy: you know each other? >> we work together. >> jimmy: great. are you ready to cool each other down? >> i think so. >> jimmy: make it sex gee like the last ones. >> three, two, one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. jeez. it's not wrestling. wow, that got -- got quite a bit more physical than i imagined it would. all right. very good. by the way i want to point out we are in the middle of a drought. none of this water is being wasted. all water will be recycled into smoothies. so, can you power wash spiderman while you are out there? >> we'll find him. >> jimmy: good. all right.

tomorrow is barbara walters last day of hosting "the view" after 53 years in broadcasting. ba barbara is retiring. they had a special show to send her off. they brought back all 11 former and current co-hosts of "the view" joy behar, lisa ling, elizabeth hasselbeck, and rosie o'donnell, like an all-star boniva commercial. and barbara was, sunny whe was fake happy to see them. she really was. best wishes to barbara. watch her tomorrow on "the view." there is a development in the mma fight that broke out between solange knowl seles and jay-z t addressed it and said they're beth to blame for the fight and moved on. unfortunately, i still haven't. i want to know. the standard hotel in new york announced they fired the employee who leaked the security

camera footage. but don't feel bad for that person because, they're rumored to have been paid $250,000 for that individually bytmz. let that be a lesson to every low wage hotel security guard out there. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] the lesson is make sure your phone is charged before you come to work. i don't know how many of you have been following the idaho governor's race. for those who haven't. i will catch you up quickly. the two main candidates are state senator russ fulcher and idaho governor butch otter. last night they had a debate. for some reason, governor otter insisted the debate be opened to fringe candidates too. and one of the fringe candidates, absolutely stole the show. a biker named harley brown. and he had, a lot of interesting thoughts on a number of issues. in some ways harley is very conservative. but in other ways he is not. >> okay. discrimination. i used to drive taxis in boise

for 20 years in night. i picked up my fair share of the gay community and they have true love for one another. i'm telling you they love each other more than i love my motorcycle. >> jimmy: is that even possible? it gets better. i am personally enjoying any political candidate who is thissithis i missing important teeth. where harley brown shined brightly was during his closing statement where he really opened up wide. >> after god told me he was going to make president, i went out and got the presidential seal tattooed here on my shoulder, morale went from negative 500 off the scale and i started a presidential campaign right there. type i was living in fat jack's cellar, because my ex-wife had given me trumped up restraining orders, couldn't see my kids, it was a mess.

that's why, get this lunatic out of my cellar, he started a presidential campaign. i'm getting calls from the media. so i want to work in the little league as a governor. you have your choice, folks, a cowboy, curmudgeon, bike, or normal guy. take your pick. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sold. i'll take the normal guy for $400, alex. we got to keep an eye on him. by the way, you know who he remind me of. put his picture back up on the screen oechlt kkay. now run it through the crazy politician machine. and you'll see -- it's rob ford. we found rob ford, running for governor of idaho. it will take more than a goatee and neck beard to hide that beautiful beet red face from me. speaking of people who have crazy in their mouth. part two of anderson cooper's interview with clippers' owner

donald sterling aired last night. just as nutty as the part one. he goes back and storeforth abo stiviano. one minute he loves her the next he doesn't. she did the same thing when she spoke. a love story, romance between a team owner, and opportunistic young woman. not since "jerry mcguire" has a sports relationship tugged at my heart strings like this. tonight i thought it would make sense to give their romance the "jerry mcguire" treatment and i present that to you now. >> at the super bowl, and two months later this girl is in my office. she says i couldn't stop thinking abut you for two months since the super bowl. she says i want to be your friend. i said i've don't need any friends. so she takes me into the room, and she does her thing. and she says, well, what do you think? do you think you need a friend? >> i am mr. sterling's everything.

>> she was an animal. >> i am his silly rabbit. i'm mr. sterling's right hand arm, man. >> she has got a fabulous body. and she loves to have sex. >> i'm his best friend. >> this chick is just -- i'm telling you she was hot. it took maybe an hour to get there. but it was hot. >> i love him. >> i made such a mistake. >> jimmy: never a mistake. never a mistake. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one more thing, you know, the australian rapper, i y

gy azalea is here, a song "fancy" very catchy. if you are older, it might be hard to follow the lyrics. tonight i will help translate the lyrics. time to lyrics for old people. please welcome iggy azalea. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. welcome. thank you for helping us with the project. sthal we hash this thing out. >> i think we should. >> you will say a couple lines. i will explain. >> translate for me. >> iggy azalea with the word to fancy. >> first thing first, i am the realist. >> i am the most authentic person you will ever meet. i am now going to share that with everyone through song. >> exactly. and i'm still in the murder business, i can hold you down.

like i'm giving lessons in fikz. >> jimmy: i kill people professionally. and i, i am not sure what giving lessons in physics means. >> basically my aspirations to be a teacher after my rap career. >> jimmy: educational. >> yeah, getting it in early on my resume. >> jimmy: continue. >> next up, you should want a bad bitch like this. >> i'm mean, but you should like me. drop it low and pick it up just like this. >> i lower my bottom, then raise it back up in a provocative manner. >> cup of ace, cup of goose, cup of cris. >> i have a drinking problem. >> high heels, something worth half a ticket on my wrist that's tough. >> i wear uncomfortable shoes and very expensive jewelry. >> taking all the liquor straight, never chase that. drinking problem.

>> rooftop like bringing '88 back. >> now were you even alive in 1988. >> not even close. >> okay, now you know what song was popular in 1988. get out of my dreams and into my car. by billy own. now you know that song. >> we should not go back to that. >> we should never go back to 1998. >> i'm clumsy, clean up after me. >> i'm so fancy, you already know. >> she's fancy, but we don't need to be told that. because we know already. >> exactly. i'm in the fast lane from l.a. to tokyo. >> she's a frequent flier. >> i'm so fancy. can't you taste this gold. >> i am so fancy, i eat gold. >> remember my name. about to blow. >> now does that mean you will

vomit all the goose? >> no, it means i am about to explode. >> jimmy: then you should probably get out of here for our safety. guillermo, she is about to explode. >> iggy azalea, everyone. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from iggy. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with aasif mandvi. out here... ...you have to perform. you've got to build a crowd from nothing. find what gets them moving, and do it. my intel-powered tablet can respond immediately... so when i get my crowd... ...this funk machine won't let them down.

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>> jimmy: you know our next guest from "the daily show" and in his spare time, he acts in the movies too. starting tomorrow, you can see him alongside jon hamm in "million dollar arm." and then you will see her, the new classic, iggy azalea. a new show for you tomorrow night. again the show tomorrow night will be new, nathan lane, and

adam corolla and royal blood. our first guest, is a young, talented actress whose new movie is likely to break box office and kleenex sales around the world "the faulten our stars" opens june 6th. please say hello to shailene woodley! ♪ ♪ >> you look great. last time you were here you cam out and hugged me. i thought she must really like me. i found out you hugged every person on our staff. which is nice, well for them. but disappointing for me. great to see you. how are you? everything all right? >> i am so good, yeah. >> jimmy: i think you are a very interesting person. i want to ask you about a few things. one thing i heard, i don't know if it is true or not. i assume it is. you can fit all of your

possessions everything you own into one suitcase. >> almost everything. i have some kitchen items that my grandma is using. but other than that, yeah, everything that i own and use is in a carry-on suitcase. >> jimmy: is this suitcase enormous. >> no, carry-on. i figure if i only own a few things and it gets lost then i would have nothing. >> jimmy: that takes an unbelievable amount of self control. it really, it does. >> you know what it was. i was gone, i was home for 15 days last year. i got home. i don't want to be alone. i want to be with my friend, and family, home, l.a. i got rid of everything so i could have one suitcase that would be easy to transport between houses and just kind of couch surf for a few months. but it is so refreshing and takes so much stress away. you are like i have one pair of jeans to wash. you know? it's, it's so nice. it's so nice. >> jimmy: so you have a house? >> no. i used to. i gave it to my grandma. >> jimmy: gave tight yoit to yo

grandma. are you allowed in it? >> it is only hers. i am never allowed back. >> jimmy: where do you live? >> literally on friends' couches. i was only here in l.a. for two months. so when you are hem yome you kif want to soak up faces and places. familiarity. then i leave again. >> jimmy: do you take everything with you when you leave. all of your possessions. >> yeah, take them with me. >> jimmy: that is something else do. you have a phone? >> i used to not have a phone. i do have a phone now because we have been doing so much press. they were like we need to get ahold of you. here is a temporary phone. we taped the number to the back of i you won't foreget. kind of hilarious. >> jimmy: wow do you have a computer? ipad? >> i have a computer. no ipad. >> computer, few articles of clothing. >> clothing. hoody, hoody situation. few tank tops, t-shirts. leggings. >> jimmy: if the airline were to lose your luggage you would say

i lost everything. that is remarkable. that is really, i, it makes me feel like a big fat, ugly american. i have to say. >> no, no. >> jimmy: it does. >> it is light. feels light. >> jimmy: have you been to costco. >> i have a costco card. i do. >> jimmy: why would you have that? >> i don't know. i am on my mom's account. >> jimmy: of all the things you don't have. how can a costco card be the one you do. >> there are a few things you can get. a bread at kracostco, they don' sell. >> it is honey. seed. don't know the name. you can only get it at costco. no matter where i am i can get my costco bread. >> jimmy: seems like you would be the last person to go into a place like that. i have never seen anybody go in. >> not leave with -- >> jimmy: with a cart. i once did it. bought three things. felt like i was cheating myself. >> three giant items.

you fill the cart, right. >> jimmy: when you grew up did you have things, a house? >> i did have a house. >> jimmy: parents and everything. >> lucky enough to have a house, parents, had a bed. >> jimmy: are your parents like this too? >> not really, no. they're both, they're both, psychologists and sort of, you know, spiritual and so they don't, they don't, they're not like, they don't hoard things. but they're not, they don't live out of a suitcase either. they have homes. the homes are filled with random miscellaneous articles of things. jo >> jimmy: your parents are psychologists you. have nothing to compare to. that's huh you grew up. when your parents are psychologists and you have a problem do they charge you by the hour? >> child sit down. how did that make you feel? >> jimmy: do they give you the thing where psychologists do, they sit and listen? >> no, it was more. i never really understood how or why they affected me as a kid. until now. i am so lucky. i was raised with a certain

responsibility of like them being, like complaining this person hurt my feelings. them being what do you think he was going through when he said that? so, like empathy and compassion were, were sort of engrained into me at a young age. >> jimmy: you literally and figuratively do not have a lot of baggage. >> i don't know literally. figuratively. >> the one bag. >> jimmy: we will talk about the movie. it is another one of these projects you found yourself involved with, a hugely popular book, and people, there is a lot of anticipation, and, the name of it is called "the fault in our stars" and shai lene woodle is here. we'll be right back! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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>> how are your eyes, isaac? >> they're good. >> have you heard from monica? >> not a thing. >> she has not texted you? >> not once. i hate that girl. >> grace, do you happen to have $5? >> is it there? >> it's there. >> uh-huh. >> all right. here we go. >> you got this. >> yes! >> yes! >> that is "the fault in our stars" and shailene woodley. in the last movie he played your brother. >> yeah. he did. now he is my lover. and he will be back to being my brother in a few weeks.

>> jimmy: you are living an odd life. by the way, everybody that has seen the movie cried at the movie. >> i don't know how you can't. it is so emotional. the book is emotional. >> jimmy: if you watch yourself in the movie will it make you cry watching yourself? >> i have seen the movie. i did cry because the, the content of the story is just so intense. and so relatable. and i think i cried not at myself, but mostly at ansel. >> jimmy: i wonder, like when you watch home movies you get emotional some times and become sad and watching yourself. then watching yourself ein a fictionalized situation. >> something different about this movie. i think, it is look a cancer movie that is not about cancer. about falling in love for the first time. and, so, it secelebrates life. very hopeful. not sad. it doesn't victimize death. >> jimmy: you put the can in cancer. >> the can in cancer.

thanks for the sound bite. >> jimmy: you have a very sad story, in general, it its sad. you are doing that all day. do you feel then depressed when you go home? >> no. i mean, we were -- again. >> jimmy: i don't mean to say home. when you go -- >> back to wherever it is you go. >> jimmy: when you go to the couch. >> ha-ha. well when i get to couch -- no, we were really lucky to have the author on set. having him around. his energy is so light and uplifting, and he, he was sort of, the cheerleader in this whole process. so after a really emotional scene we would look and say is that, how you imagined it he was so stoked. >> jimmy: could have been very bad having the author there. >> it could have been. most of the time i don't think people let authors on set. john was stoked about everything. we got lucky. >> jimmy: that works out well for you. i want to ask you one other thing. this goes along with not having many possessions. here you are on the red carpet.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. music from iggy azalea. let's go back to the sweltering heat where we have pedestrians who have been hosing each other off. we went outside. we gave them hoses. and asked them to -- >> ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. introducing the great patton

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>> music from iggy azalea. >> jimmy: you know our next guest from "the daily show" and in his spare time, he acts in the movies too. starting tomorrow, you can see him alongside jon hamm in "million dollar arm." please welcome aasif mandvi. >> jimmy: you are a hugger too. i didn't realize that. >> i wanted to give you've a hug. i assure you i have hugged nobody else in this building exempt you. >> jimmy: appreciate that. >> i will be hugging you when i leave. we are going to make it awkward. >> jimmy: i saw your movie. you did a great job. it is really good. and "million dollar arm." >> great movie. >> jimmy: a great story. >> it is a true story. that's what is so amazing. about two young indian boys who

had never, heard of baseball or picked up a baseball ever. and they bring them to america. they won this contest called million dollar arm. they brought them to america. taught them to become baseball players in a year. and nup they'ow they're in the divisionen t ein the minor leag. an amazing story. >> jimmy: you would never believe the story unless you were able to look it up and see that they are indeed. >> yeah, yeah, it's great. i met the two real guys. when they first came from, india they were both like 110 pounds. you know they were these little skinny indian kids. i met them now when we were shooting the film. they're these, huge guys. like america has just turned them, one guy has a tat, it's just like, hey, how you doing, what's the matter? hey? what happened to the kid? >> jimmy: he took steroids. that will do it for you. you were born in india?

you didn't win a contest? >> i didn't win a contest. >> jimmy: you are shooting a movie there and come back are you greeted as a returning hero? >> no, i went to india. my first time shooting a movie in india. got family there. visited many times. i thought, well, you know, the daily snow plays in india, a few people watch it. i thought well, hey this is going to be great. >> you think they would especially be interested in you? >> nobody cared about me. they were like, don draper, hello, don draper! don draper all the time. night and day. and stand next to the guy at the movie. he is so handsome. and then like everywhere you go, they would be like don draper and some indian guy. >> jimmy: why did your parents come to the united states? off awe well, y >> well i was born in india. i grew up in the uk. my dad decided he wanted to move off to america.

he came to florida. he called us from florida after he had come and, and had come to america, he said they have this wonderful thing in america called brunch. and i want to move to america because of brunch. and he thought it was another meal. like he was like, they have so much food in america that, between breakfast and lunch they stop and eat again. by the way, this is not an accent that you are allowed to do with your indian friend. i am part of the home team i can do it. >> jimmy: is that right? >> you can't just -- you can't just go up to people and do that and impersonate my father. so -- >> jimmy: do you get asked when you are auditioning for roles, especially before people knew who you were, to do the accent? >> yeah, yeah, when i first got to new york as a young actor. one of the first of additions i had was to be a snake charmer. >> jimmy: great.

>> and, and why not, you snow and it was for insurance company. it made sense. and they asked me if i knew how to snake charm. and i so wanted the job that i said, well, you know i am indian. so probably in my dna. i can figure it out. and then they were like, they wanted me to wear a turban. they didn't have anybody who could tie a turban. they were like do you own a turban, could you bring your own. if you own a turban, you are generally wearing it. a turban is not something you leave home, oh, i forgot my turban. it's not. you have it on. that's it. >> jimmy: is that right. now, i've learned something about you that i, i find very difficult to believe. but, that you were michael jackson impersonator. >> jimmy: where did this happen? >> it happened. just happened to me.

no, you know this was back in the '80s. when michael was big. and alive. and, and -- he, it was, back in the days when michael actually, it was before he turned into helena bonham carter in "planet of the apes," he still looked like a pretty indian girl, you know? and when i was younger, so did i. i just did the jerry curl, put on the glove. i would go out and sort of do "billy jean." at parties. >> jimmy: where? >> parties. events. fundraisers. >> jimmy: would you've sing? >> lip-sync and dance around. >> jimmy: can you moon walk like michael jackson? >> i did. >> jimmy: you can't anymore? >> i don't know. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the noise they make when they want you to do it. they think this is a preset up talk show moment where you have now got to moon walk and dazzle us all.

[ cheers and applause ] >> oh. everybody i know from high school right now is just going like i can't believe he just did that. >> jimmy: we are going to get a legal letter from the jackson estate as well. this is some life you have had already. i have to say. not that it is over. >> does make me feel like. yeah, it was interesting. you know, i did a gig as michael once, where they hired me and they also hired a prince impersonator at the same time. and the prince impersonator would not talk to me. at all. he had his own apalonia. i would be friendly.

hey, how you doing? he was like, i don't talk to you. i don't know why he had an indian accent. he did. >> jimmy: a method im% dpe impe. congratulations on the success with the movie. >> jimmy: aasif mandvi! "million dollar arm" is in theaters tomorrow. when we come back, music from iggy azalea. a pediatrician.ds of a . art surgery.ng advances in heart surgery. and these are developing groundbreaking treatments for cancer. they're the hands of the nation's top doctors. kaiser permanente doctors. and though they are all different, they work together on a single mission: saving lives.

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank shailene woodley, aasif mandvi, patton oswalt and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first, her album is called "the new classic." here with the song "fancy" with some help from charli xcx, iggy azalea. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ first thing first i'm the realest drop this and let the whole world feel it ♪ ♪ and i'm still in the murda bizness i could hold you down like i'm

givin' lessons in physics ♪ ♪ you should want a bad chick like this drop it low and pick it up just like this ♪ ♪ cup of ace cup of goose cup of cris high heels somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist ♪ ♪ they takin' all the liquor straight never chase that rooftop like we bringin' '88 back ♪ ♪ bring the hooks in where the bass at champagne spillin' you should taste that ♪ ♪ i'm so fancy you already know i'm in the fast lane from l.a to tokyo ♪ ♪ i'm so fancy can't you taste this gold remember my name about to blow ♪ ♪ i said baby i do this i thought that you knew this can't stand no haters and honest the truth is ♪ ♪ that my flow retarded each beat dear departed swagger on stupid i can't shop in no department ♪ ♪ better get my money on time if it ain't bout money decline ♪ ♪ and swear i meant that there so much that i give that line a rewind ♪ ♪ said i get my money on time if it ain't bout money decline ♪ ♪ i just can't worry

'bout no haters gotta stay on my grind ♪ ♪ now tell me who dat who dat that do that do that put that paper over all ♪ ♪ i thought you knew that knew that i be the i-g-g-y put my name in bold ♪ ♪ i been workin' i'm up in here with some change to throw ♪ ♪ i'm so fancy you already know i'm in the fast lane from l.a to tokyo ♪ ♪ i'm so fancy can't you taste this gold remember my name about to blow ♪ ♪ trash the hotel let's get drunk off the mini bar make the phone call ♪ ♪ feels so good getting what i want keep on turning it up chandelier swinging we don't give a -- ♪ ♪ film star yeah i'm deluxe classic expensive you don't get to touch ♪ ♪ still stunting

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put that paper over all ♪ ♪ i thought you knew that knew that i be the i-g-g-y oh ♪ ♪ walk a mile in these louboutins but they don't wear these where i'm from ♪ ♪ i'm not hating i'm just telling you i'm tryna to let you know what the that i've been through ♪ ♪ two feet in the red dirt school skirt sugar canes back lanes three jobs took years to save ♪ ♪ but i got a ticket on that plane people got a lot to say ♪ ♪ but don't know a thing about where i was made or how many floors that i had to scrub ♪ ♪ just to make it past where i am from no money no family sixteen in the middle of miami ♪ ♪ no money no family sixteen in the middle of miami no money no family sixteen in the middle of miami ♪

♪ i've been up all night tryna get that rich i've been work work work work this is "nightline." tonight, magic pill, took her from this to this. fans say this may change the way we diet. so, why do you have to go to mexico to get it? plus, star power. the biggest "x men" movie yet with a host of hollywood a-listers and two nights of the realm. including sir patrick stewart. tonight telling us about a career that's taken him from broadway to the starship rp