for larry and sandhya and all of us, thank you for watching. right now, actor jon hamm. have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight jon hamm, emma roberts, and music from kid ink featuring travis barker, with cleto and the cletones. and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. it's tuesday to end all tuesdays. [ cheers and applause ]

you guys, i feel like i know the answer. how are you guys feeling tonight? not individually. as a group. everybody okay? [ cheers and applause ] glad to hear that. according to the white house we are all about to die. the white house just released the national climate assessment. a lengthy report on the effect climate change is having on our country. it's 800 pages long, which seems like a lot of trees to kill for a report on the environment. but it is not encouraging. for humans. for rattlesnakes it's great. but for humans problematic. it says we can expect more fires and drought in the southwest. alaska is going to melt. coastlines will be flooded. which are all bad things. the report says climate change was once considered an issue for the future. it's moved firmly into the present. i don't know, maybe the climate hasn't changed. maybe we have changed. have you ever thought about

that? what happened to change is good? now it is bad. earlier today, president obama met with a group of meteorologists, including al roker and ginger zee to discuss the contents of the report. and to see what is going on in their neck of the wood. i'm not kidding. he really did. a lot of people still refuse to believe that global warming is a real thing. and while it's fine to be skeptical of what the government tells you, al roker is a guy who admitted that he pooped himself at the white house. he tells you there's climate change, you'd better believe it. the timing of this is interesting too. the world is warming. the sun is getting hotter. and what's the one thing that can save us? that's right, v. stiviano's sun visor. now who looks stupid? [ applause ] we don't have time to try to understand climate change and what's happening on "game of thrones." it's one or the other. by the way, tommy lasorda, the general manager of the dodgers, was down in florida. he did an interview with abc 25

down there. they asked him about the whole donald sterling thing. i thought he had an interesting take on it. >> well, it doesn't surprise me that he said those things. that doesn't surprise me. and he shouldn't have said it. and he just hurt himself by -- by talking too much and doing things that he couldn't, shouldn't be doing. and i tell you, i don't wish that girl any bad luck, but i hope she gets hit with a car. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: any bad luck. by the way, tommy was in florida to receive an honorary doctorate. thank you, dr. lasorda. meanwhile, toronto mayor rob ford -- [ cheers and applause ] you won't be happy to hear this. he's missing. last week mayor ford took a leave of absence to enter rehab for substance abuse. he reportedly flew to chicago to go to rehab. but when he got to chicago, he

was turned away by customs. and now we don't know where he is. how do you lose a 330-pound man? he phoned into a toronto city council meeting today to say he was in rehab. but he didn't say where. his lawyer told reporters, the bottom line is he is in rehab, he's getting rehab. he'll be there for a number of weeks. that's the answer. it's not like he's at a baseball game in los angeles, or something. which means he is probably at a baseball game in los angeles. maybe we should lay a trail of dodger dogs from the stadium to our theater. to lead him here to us. meanwhile, somebody alerted me to this on twitter. somebody is posting rob ford missing posters around the city of toronto. pink face. i don't know what the rest of it says. but it does say alarmingly sweaty on there. you're here on a good night tonight. emma roberts is here, and kid ink, travis barker are here.

and jon hamm is here. [ applause ] i will tell you something -- he better have those 25 tag lines ready. it's a "mad men" joke. i was testing you, you failed. jon hamm's new movie is called "million dollar arm." it's a baseball movie. baseball is the most dramatic sport. it's the best one for movies. even for romantic movies. for instance, last night the yankees were in anaheim playing the angels. bottom of the sixth inning. angels shortstop erick aybar got to first base, literally got to first base just as kelly johnson of the yankees got there figuratively. >> pujols lines one to left field. base hit. that got out there quickly. aybar going for three. he is safe! >> that's the other reason you wear a cup. [ cheers and applause ] amazon is -- i love amazon.

amazon is interesting -- is introducing some interesting new features to their online shopping experience. you can now add items to your amazon shopping cart with a tweet. what you do is you reply to a link to the amazon product you want. you add the #-mazoncart, it comes to your house. finally you can buy a handbag with a hashtag. the other new thing is same day delivery. google is testing this too. you can order an item and it shows up in hours. it shows um to your house that day. amazon and google launched same-day service in los angeles. i thought it would be fun to give it a try. in fact, we'll do an experiment. guillermo, i will order two presents for you. i'm going to order two of the same thing. one from google. one from amazon. and we will see how fast they can get here. >> mr. kimmel? mr. kimmel. delivery. >> jimmy: i didn't even -- >> order it zblet. >> jimmy: no. >> we knew that you would. we're google. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: sign it. >> no need to sign. we already took care of it for you. you can keep the pen. >> jimmy: oh, all right. can i have the package? >> yeah. absolutely. >> jimmy: that's great. guillermo, i got you a package. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: want to open it? go ahead. open it up. why are you nervous when you open stuff? as if i would do anything, as if i would do anything cruel to you. >> guillermo: i don't trust you. >> jimmy: how dare you? i brought you to this country, and you don't trust me? you see what that is? that's right. it's an original v. stiviano. cherish that. >> nice. >> jimmy: you look like they're starting a mexican daft punk. >> you look great with this thing. >> jimmy: earlier today hillary clinton gave the keynote address at the national council for behavioral health conference in maryland. she also held a q & a session afterwards.

things got surprisingly personal. >> what is your guilty pleasure? [ laughter ] >> let's see. >> are there that many? >> i'm just trying to think of, you know, the g-rated ones. no. >> jimmy: well, hello, madam secretary. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, it's prom season right now. it's also known as puke in a limo month. this weekend is the biggest weekend of the year for filling water bottles with your parents' vodka. prom season, i don't know, it always makes me kind of nostalgic. remember your prom theme? we had -- my prom theme was the "dukes of hazzard" because that's what i was sitting at home watching while it was happening. finding a date to the prom can be very stressful. even more so now. because you know about these prom-posals. kids are now asking each other to prom in big elaborate ways

which they call prom-posals. just when you thought yolo was the worst new term, along comes prom-posals. kids go all out for this stuff. they rent billboard. they will make videos. they're skywriting. it's nuts. as if it wasn't sad enough when a girl said no to you before. imagine hearing no after you have trained a flock of doves to spell out her name and fly over her house. most guys barely have one good proposal in them for a wedding. you really want them to blow it on an event that takes place in the gym at your high school? the best thing, though, is the prom photo. and speaking of photos, i want to show you something. avril lavigne did something odd with her fans in brazil last week. she held a series of meet and greets after her concerts there. this is where fans could say hello and get a picture with her. a ticket to the meet and greet reportedly cost $360. which oftentimes in pictures celebrities will pose with their fans.

but avril instead instead chose to pose near them. they say she had a no-touching policy. which made for photographs like this one. keeping her distance. we have another. not -- not too close. you see, she always has at least that 18 inches between -- she's getting -- this guy tried to lean in, but it didn't work. no touching for him either. i can't say that i blame her on that one. this one looks like they're standing in an elevator together. this is more of a meet and retreat. it's a nice idea, though. in fact, i would like to offer someone here in our audience the opportunity to take a photograph with me here. and let me see. okay, how about you, right there. you, yeah, come up here for a second. yes. come right up here. hi, how are you? how are you doing? we have to keep -- i don't really -- i don't want any touching.

yes. no. it's like avril lavigne. stand right here. yeah, stand on that red mark. that little red mark right there. okay. hold on one second. let me get a -- okay. all right. just go with 48 inches here. okay. all right. please release the tape measure. thank you. okay. now let's just look at the camera right here. yeah. and smile. are we smiling? okay. all right. did you get it? all right. can we see how it came out? all right. what do you hit, play? okay. put that up on the screen if we could. yeah. all right. perfect. thank you very much. thank you. thank you very much. nice to meet you. oh, that's $360. [ cheers and applause ] i forgot to get the money. one more thing. you know -- what's going on over there?

you can probably take that off, guillermo. >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: mother's day is sunday. you don't want to forget mom or she will make you feel guilty about her for the rest of your life. but a lot of people have weird, unrealistic views of their mothers as if your mom is not human. a lot of people will operate under delusion mothers were never young. moms are people. your mom in particular is a pervert. you know who i'm talking, to right? mothers do unmotherly things. to prove it we went out onto hollywood 3w4r6d today. we asked moms to tell us on television one shocking thing about them that their kids don't know. so here we go. >> what's one shocking thing about you that your kids don't know? >> oh, let me think back. in my youth i painted a billboard. >> jimmy: okay. now, that's -- let me just stop it right there because that's -- we're going to have to do better than, that ladies. all right? let's try that again. >> what's one shocking thing

about you that your kids don't know? >> that i like dope. [ cheers and applause ] i like to smoke. >> probably that i won a hot legs contest. >> a what? >> hot legs contest. >> not shocking, but i used to cut off all the fingers and toes off my barbies. >> that i have fake boobs. >> maybe experimented with same sex. not all the way. just kisses. >> that's good enough. >> you don't talk to your son about things like that. >> like what? >> like being single so many years and having so much fun. >> and by fun you mean? >> fun. >> it doesn't have to be. >> we talking like sailors? motorcycle men? like -- >> no, no, no, no, no. >> just sort of run-of-the-mill

businessmen? >> yeah. yeah. white-collar workers. blue-collar workers. carpenters. plumbers. >> what's one shocking thing about you that your kids don't know? >> my kids don't know that i adopted them. just kidding. >> are those your kids over there? >> yeah. >> wow. >> i don't know. my kids don't know? hmm. i mud-wrestled naked when i was in my high school. >> she did not know that. >> no. >> but she does now? >> but she does now. >> what do you think about that? >> it's creepy. >> happy mother's day to everybody.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, starting friday you can see her alongside james franco in the new movie "palo alto." emma roberts is here with us tonight. and then, from the at&t stage, this is his cd, called "my own lane," kid ink with help from travis barker on drums. there will be a lot of tattoos on that stage tonight. tomorrow night jon favreau and pharrell williams will be here. and tuesday a second night of music with pharrell and kobe bryant and lake bell too. so please join us. you know our first guest from seven seasons on the great show "mad men." starting may 16th you can see him converting real indians into cleveland indians in the new

movie "million dollar arm." please welcome jon hamm! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] i know you had -- all right with it? i didn't want to make you uncomfortable. >> did you just say real indians into cleveland indians? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, kind of the theme of the movie. >> ish, i guess. real indians into pittsburgh pirates doesn't -- >> jimmy: doesn't flow. if you got real pirates made them into pittsburgh pirates a sequel to the movie. >> part two, exactly. >> jimmy: the big setup you guys have for the premiere of this movie has been tormenting me. >> it sure has. i've lived in l.a. almost 20 years now. every time they close down

hollywood boulevard for something it's like -- it's so annoying. >> jimmy: that's not why it was tormenting me. i see the mound out there. i go oh, it would be fun to go out there and play baseball. >> did you go try it? >> jimmy: no, i didn't go -- it's crazy out there. but it's the sort of thing that makes you think oh, boy, i wish i realize the how lucky i was as a kid. you played sports in high school? >> i did. i swam. and i also played baseball and football. those were my sports back in high school. that was many, many, almost 25 years ago. >> jimmy: what position did you play baseballwise? >> i played catcher. >> jimmy: i played catcher too. >> we're built so similarly. classic catcher's bodies. >> jimmy: i played catcher in las vegas. it was like 122 degrees. they'd tell us don't drink water because you're cramp up. >> that's horrible advice. >> jimmy: did they tell you not to drink water? >> no. they told us drink water. hydrate. >> jimmy: it's the prevailing wisdom there not to drink water. >> there's a lot of things wrong about las vegas.

that is one of the biggest. >> jimmy: let's not get into your horrible pizza in st. louis now. by the way, we were able to get hold of your high school prom picture. you went to the prom. i did not. there you are. [ cheers and applause ] you look pretty good there. >> the beginnings of a mullet, i feel. can't quite tell what is going on in the back there. >> jimmy: a mull-ette. the crazy thing about this picture, your date to the prom is sarah clark who also became a famous actor. which i can't imagine that has ever happened before. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: occasionally, kobe bryant went with brandi or something. but they were already famous. >> already famous. we were kids that went to a weird school in saint louis, missouri. yeah, sarah became famous for being on "24" and in the "twilight" movies. and then, yeah. that's -- that happens. >> jimmy: her parents were kind enough to send this. yeah, they were.

they sent us something else too. >> i can't wait to see what else that is. >> jimmy: you were in a fantasy football league with my cousin sal. how long have you been doing that with sal? >> five years. >> jimmy: hasn't it been longer. a lot longer than that? >> maybe. i'm not sure. you used to be in it. >> yeah. but i learned my lesson. it's a huge waste of time. >> oh, massive waste of time. for very, very little money. really, even if you win. it's not like a big deal. >> jimmy: if you break it down to an hourly wage, it's like 4 cents an hour. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were -- sal has a weird rule. i will let you tell the story. >> the rule in the league is that every year survivor style, one person gets kicked out of the league. there's no rhyme or reason to it. whoever wins the league picks. so they pick the person that's out. and you don't know until draft day. so you have to prepare all of your draft materials.

your draft materials. you show up to the -- the predetermined place. and they say, you are out of the league, go home. >> jimmy: sal created the rule for no good reason. >> well, the greatest reason. he thought it would be hilarious. which it was. one year it was famously brad who lost his mind. sort of throwing things. >> jimmy: he literally went out the window. >> yeah. he thought he was going out the door, but it was the window. the walk of shame. like going out of the closet. you can't go back in. the next year, it was me that got booted out. i very kindly closed my laptop and, and -- >> jimmy: the story i am told. correct me if this is wrong. you were shooting "mad men." >> yes. >> jimmy: you were actually rushing through scenes so that you could get to this fantasy football. >> it wasn't like i was speed-acting. >> jimmy: you were speed-acting a little bit, i heard. >> i was late. >> jimmy: you were 2 1/2 hours later, and they said don't

worry, we will not begin until you get here. you sped to the venue wherever it was -- >> flew down sunset boulevard. pulled into some sports bar that we rented a room out of. >> jimmy: brought your notes. >> had all my stuff. set it up. and they were like, you can go ahead and go home. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and i heard your reaction was you looked at them. you, you took your beer, you drank your beer, you put it down. you said no word. you packed your stuff. you walked right out. >> that's exactly what happened. now the end of the story is the following year, you know, whoever gets kicked out. the guy that got kicked out last year comes back in. works like that. sol got kicked out. >> jimmy: yes. sol did not take it as well. as a lot of us have. and there is talk of dismantling the league. >> jimmy: there is now still talk about dismantling. >> literally he will say, well, no one should play. unbelievable. >> jimmy: my beloved cousin was

a sore loser? >> maybe a little bit. >> jimmy: i don't believe it for one second. >> i know you do. >> jimmy: i believe it for one second. not a lot of seconds. your co-star elizabeth moss was here. >> she was here. very good. >> jimmy: she told a story of you singing karaoke together "i've had the time of my life." >> yes we, had a group of people together, people from the joe, myself, lizzy, jay ferguson, big beard, rich summer was there, big group of us. so we kind of "mad men" stormed a karaoke joint in the valley and had our way with it. >> jimmy: people must have gone nuts when you were all in there together. >> there were a lot of double takes. but it was very low lit. so it wasn't -- although i think quliz told the story. but when we started singing we looked up and it was a sea of iphones. like everybody like this. >> jimmy: weirdly, believe me, we looked for the video there. nobody posted it. >> well, as i said, it was probably pretty dark. >> jimmy: yeah, but still.

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was. i know. but i don't want to say because i don't want to spoil it. >> well, it is a true story. and i play a real-life sports agent. who does it thing and takes this journey to go try to find two athletes in india that he can then train into professional baseball players. and he does. >> jimmy: and makes a show out of it. >> makes a show. there's a reality show component of it. becomes a phenomenon in india. he's done it for the last six years. it's gotten a lot of traction. >> jimmy: if somebody pitched this idea to you you would say that is ridiculous. but it actually did happen. >> it actually happened. and the two boys that the movie's based on, one of whom is still in the pittsburgh pirates organization. >> jimmy: right. >> and it's -- especially for someone who loves baseball as much as i do, the fact that these two kids can at the age of 17, having never touched a baseball, in the space of ten months be good enough to qualify

for a major league baseball team was inspiring to me but also heartbreaking because all i wanted to do was be a baseball player when i was 18 years old. and it was like, no, no, you actually don't have the talent. >> jimmy: you have to have it in you. well, we have a clip here. i don't think this needs to be set up. take a look. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i thought you said you can't sing. >> wow. >> jimmy: mr. and mrs. clark sent that to us. >> carolyn and ernie clark are going to get a very special phone call. >> jimmy: this is the clip that we were actually looking for. >> we can deliver to major league baseball its first indian ball player. that's a billion new fans. what do a billion new fans need? a billion hats. a billion t-shirts. ing. >> and you want to set this up like it's a talent contest?

>> exactly. that len sure maximum exposure of talent to press. see, once we go over there and find these guys, we bring them back here, train them in l.a. then we get them signed with a professional franchise. >> what is your time limit? >> two years. >> can you do it in one? >> sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a true story. and it's really good. called "million dollar arm" it opens may 16th. jon hamm, everybody. thank you, jon. it's good to see you. we'll be right back. ♪ >> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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♪ >> jimmy: our next guest comes from one of those families where if you're not famous they kick you out. you know her from "we're the millers" and "american horror story" and starting friday, alongside james franco in the new movie "palo alto." please welcome emma roberts. [ cheers and applause ] you know, i don't know if you're aware of this, but your aunt julia roberts was here last night. >> i know. i saw it. i saw the swear-off off. i couldn't believe it. it was so funny. >> jimmy: did she curse in front of you when you were a kid? >> no, i was shocked. didn't know she had such a bad mouth. i was surprised. >> jimmy: we were all surprised. more so by sally field. but surprised nonetheless.

now, i heard you just had a run-in with the lapd. >> i did. >> jimmy: i'm interested in the story. i feel like i can help you. >> will i hope you can help me. because i was driving to work and minding my own business. i did what i usually do, stop and get a bagel and coffee. and i'm eating my bagel and driving. and this cop on a motorcycle is driving. i see him. i smile he is looking at me. before you know it the lights are flashing. i'm like who are they pulling over? and i realize it's me. so i pull over. and i'm like, yes, officer, what's the problem? and he goes, just saw you talking on your phone. and i was like, no, no, no, i'm eating a bagel. like my phone's in my purse. he's like i've heard a lot of stories but eating on the bagel, never heard that one. and i was like, what are you talking about? i have cream cheese on my face. eating a bagel. wrote me a ticket for talking on the phone. i was literally eating a bagel. when he asked for my license. i was like my house flooded tie don't have my license. and he still didn't believe me and then wrote me a ticket for both of these things. and now i have to go to court. and i'm scared.

i was eating a bagel. >> jimmy: first of all, i'm going to go to court with you. >> will you go with me. >> jimmy: yes. >> the ticket was cryptic. downtown, july 2nd. 4:00 p.m. you can't log in and get it over with. >> jimmy: you have to show them your driver's license which is weird because they could just look it up and see that you have a driver's license. >> that's what i said. >> jimmy: but they like to make things difficult because that's the world we live in. but i want to ask this. did you think at any point, no, look at my phone. you can see that i haven't been texting or that my calls have not been made -- >> when i realized i got the ticket, talk on a black iphone. and my iphone is hot pink. >> jimmy: racism. that's racism. >> he was driving away. i wanted to be like my iphone's pink. my iphone's pink. he wasn't having it. he said i should be lucky i got off so easy. i was look what do you do to other people? what are you talking about? >> jimmy: what if i was eating pizza? what would have happened then? >> then i got a bagel yesterday. and i was so excited to eat it.

and then i was maybe i should wait till i get home. i don't want to get another run-in. >> jimmy: you didn't think to show him. >> i was flustered. in tears. funny because i was really telling the truth. but when you tell the truth to a cop you feel like you are lying. then i feel like when you lie for a ticket they're like okay, bye, that was so easy. and then when you're telling the truth they're like, yeah, right. >> jimmy: never tell the truth. that's the number one thing. >> the moral of the story, i guess. >> jimmy: i think i can help you with that. but also, what happened? you said your house was flooded. >> my house was flooded, yes. >> jimmy: how did that happen? >> april was a crazy month. i've went to coachella. >> jimmy: oh. >> and i -- >> jimmy: got it. >> so i leave for coachella for three days. i got back. i decided to take my closet out and throw it on the floor to back. i get back from coachella and i'm like why is there water in the garage? i open the front door. flooded. the whole house was flooded for

three days while i was gone. >> jimmy: what happened? >> a pipe burst. you hear this happening to people. they're like oh, that's a bummer. then it happens to you and you're like this is really the worst thing ever. it's horrible. >> jimmy: bring in the big fans and everything and dry everything out? >> of course, had taken the clothes and thrown them on the floor. all my clothes were pretty much ruined. so, yeah, i didn't know what to i was wait forget my friends to come over and insurance people. i just had to put on rain boots and was like getting a snack out of the fridge and just crying. like what do you do? >> jimmy: but it's fun to be able to use your rain boots in l.a. every once in a while. >> it was. they were rain boots with a wedge too. they were like chic rain boots. >> jimmy: so there is a silver lining to this story. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does a pipe burst in weather -- that seems odd. it's like something when happens freezing. i don't know. so funny. remember walking by. i wonder if i need a new washing machine. he no, i am good. then your pipe burst. >> jimmy: replace your washing machine every month. just be careful. >> my intuition was right. >> jimmy: you had intuition

that you were going to be flooded? >> i actually didn't. but it's funny because my friend was having a dinner party for this astrologer. she was like reading everybody's charts. i was like tell me. she was like, oh, there is a flood coming. i was like, okay. whatever. >> jimmy: for real? >> yes, so after the flood happened i e-mailed and said is there anything else i need to know? and now i'm worried. >> if it were me i would be worried she was the one who burst your pipe p. i mean, that's probably what happened. >> she wa definitely the culprit or that cop that pulled me over. >> the bad cop. the rogue bagel cop. >> he he's watching this and knows that i was eating a bagel. >> he's probably eating a bagel right now, doesn't care. you made this movie with james

frank poep very interesting guy in general. did you get along well? >> yes. >> jimmy: would you tell fuss you didn't? >> really got along well. owes one of those people i was nervous to meet. you heard all about james franco. and and i was so scared. he was so nice and so normal and i was just waiting for him to do something crazy and eccentric on set that i could text my friends about. >> jimmy: or astrologer, tell my astrologer about. it was all really good. great. such a fan of his book. and i remember reading it being like if this is ever a movie i have to be in it. crazy that five years later i am in the movie sitting talking to you. >> jimmy: a coincidence that happened. you didn't contact him and said i would like to be in the movie one day? >> no. )t(uup&ly a happenstance thing. i wanted to do it and then they were look informing a bunch of people. i got the call. it was the day after halloween. my hois phone's ringing. my house phone only rings when

there's an emergency. >> jimmy: like a flood. >> like a flood. ran to it. can you go meet gi a talk about the movie. the day after halloween. i was snil still in my cat costume. i will be right there. went and met. shot the movie a week later. >> jimmy: congratulations. if you put it on your vision board it will happen. >> true. >> jimmy: do not call an astrologer. whatever she tells you will be wrong. you will be in a panic the whole time. >> i agree. >> jimmy: i will see you in court. emma roberts, everybody. "palo alto" opens in theaters friday. when we come back, music from kid ink featuring travis barkeri >> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

right here. my parents were immigrants. and they taught me that with hard work,

anything is possible. i earned a scholarship to mit. and worked across party lines to get things done. i'm alex padilla. i'll protect voting rights for everyone. and make it easier to start a business. so we create jobs and opportunity for all californians. what should we order? (announcer) alex padilla. secretary of state. the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank jon hamm, emma roberts, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. but first, this is his album. it's called "my own lane." here with the song "main chick" with some help from eric bellinger and travis barker, kid ink. ♪ ♪

♪ i don't know your name but you heard my name i know why you came trying to get that name ♪ ♪ but you heard my name girl i know you wanna be my main chick my main chick ♪ ♪ say whoever you came with who you came with i tell em that n ♪ ♪ sitting in the back of the club table got a rope in the front ♪ ♪ uh you looking real familiar i could just be a little drunk ♪ ♪ i don't know your name it's a shame i don't know how to explain it to ya ♪ ♪ but girl i'm just sayin if you got a man back home i don't know him ♪ ♪ what just keep it on the hush pocket full of don't beat around the bush ♪ ♪ wait walk on green i could even hit a putt ♪ ♪ k-o shorty when i hit her with a punch line get a couple shots when its crunch time ♪ ♪ ducking from my ex like the one time ♪

♪ throw a sign when you really trying to go got the car parked right at the door ♪ ♪ i don't know your name but you heard my name i know why you came trying to get that name ♪ ♪ but you heard my name girl i know you wanna be my main chick my main chick ♪ ♪ say whoever you came with who you came with i tell em that n ♪ ♪ nah and you don't know my name just in case you the feds ♪ ♪ uh i might have poured you a drink but don't let it go to your head ♪ ♪ i know why you came trying to be my main chick passenger side when i lane switch ♪ ♪ top back two seats only ain't no room for your friends i don't know them ♪ ♪ we just ceasing the moment up all night throw a deuce to the morning ♪ everything is important don't try to act too important i know your game ♪ ♪ i don't know your name but you

heard my name i know why you came trying to get that name ♪ ♪ but you heard my name girl i know you wanna be my main chick my main chick ♪ ♪ say whoever you came with who [ ♪ baby why you playing you heard my name i know why you came ♪ ♪ she gon' give me that so we can do our thing let's do that thing ♪ ♪ would you think about me taking you down yea i can be your man when he's not around yea ♪ ♪ i don't know your name but you heard my name i know why you came trying to get that name ♪ ♪ but you heard my name girl i

know you wanna be my main chick my main chick ♪ ♪ say whoever you came with who [ cheers and applause ] ♪ç÷

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this is "nightline." tonight -- >> shots fired. shots fired. >> so close and so terrifying. >> the virgin killer. >> elliot rodger here. >> a chilling message from the latest face of evil. >> i've been alone for a very long time. >> how a sexually frustrated 22-year-old gave up a life of hollywood luxury for mass murder. years in the making. >> stop this madness! we don't have to live like this. >> parents' desperate race to stop their own son from doing exactly what he promised. >> you forced me to suffer all my life. now i'll make you all suffer. >> tonight images and details from the deadly rampage. plus, no escape. >> stop! stop!