actress sandra o. that's next. we appreciate your time. actress sandra o. that's next. >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sandra oh -- "science bob" pflugfelder -- this week in unnecessary censorship -- and music from boy george with cleto and the cletones. and now, after all's been said and done, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, host of the show.

thank you for watching. thank you for coming. so enthusiastic. so wonderful and kind. very nice. i'm sure you've all heard by now that the clippers are for sale, whether the owner of the team wants to sell them or not. and you probably also heard the rumor that oprah and i are planning to buy the team together. i want to say i have no comment on that. right now it's an idea, it's nothing more, but people have been talking about it. and as soon as they did start -- as soon as my name came up in this conversation, sure enough, lo and behold, look who decided to throw his stupid hat in the ring. >> would you be interested in buying a piece of the clippers if it became available? >> i unfortunately don't have donald sterling money but if magic wants to put money in, i'll jump in to be a super minority partner. >> minority partner. now he's claiming to be a minority. how convenient. you sneaky son of a -- do you believe this guy? before yesterday, the only clippers matt damon was

interested in were the ones he uses to shave his body to look like this. it's the clippers. not the clipperaccis. this could be the first time a major sports team has been purchased using money earned from making out with michael douglas. it's ridiculous. it's so obvious this guy. i get it. i took ben away from you and now you're trying to take this away from me. guess what? it's not just me you're screwing with this time, it's oprah. it's me and oprah. it's joprah kimfrey. i don't know about you guys but i'm not going to stand by and let matt damon buy the clippers. let's not forget how badly it went when matt damon bought a zoo, okay? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he always has to have what i have. he's so jealous, so hateful. i actually think he's worse than donald sterling. i'm sorry. anyway, he's kicked off the show tonight.

he's banned for life. those of you booing me are also kicked out and banned for life. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on tuesday, nba commissioner adam silver banned donald sterling for life and urged nba owners to force him to sell the team, which they need three quarters of the vote to do. so far there's been no statement from sterling, who is believed to be holed up in his fortress of whiteitude. not only has donald sterling been banned from the nba for life, he has also been banned inexplicably from the bunny ranch brothel in nevada. >> if you want to have a good time at the bunny ranch, be a nice person, don't be a racist or animal killer or we don't allow you in here. >> dennis hoff wants nothing to do with l.a. clippers owner donald sterling.

dennis hoff said the reason donald sterling is banned for life is out of respect for the nba players that come here to the bunny ranch. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sure they appreciate that respect. for their privacy. we have a fun lineup planned for you tonight. from "grey's anatomy," sandra oh is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from boy george tonight, the real one. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and our old pal "science bob" pflugfelder is here tonight to light everything on fire. [ cheers and applause ] if you're not familiar with his work, this is some of what science bob has done with us in the past. he's a very messy scientist. there is always a bunch of toilet paper, but you can see he makes things change colors. he built me a hovercraft once that was awesome. he blew up a pumpkin with a laser. he even made a giant cloud in our studio like a wizard. tonight i'm excited to say he built a hoverboard, which i'm going to ride, which means i'm one step closer to being marty mcfly.

it's been a -- [ cheers and applause ] so stay up for that. there's been a very big development in the ongoing saga of toronto mayor rob ford. mayor ford announced last night he's taking a leave of absence to deal with issues related to substance abuse. he finally admitted he needs professional help, which i agree. he needs professional help, amateur help, go see a witch doctor, get help, anything. the decision came after the "globe and mail" released screen grabs of what is believed to be a new video of the mayor smoking crack again. there he is with what looks like a crack pipe. the video these were from were reportedly shot by a drug dealer in the basement of rob ford's sister's house at 1:15 in the morning. not too many people smoke crack in a tie but it's classy. mayor ford was also secretly recorded in a bar on monday night ordering shots and ranting about a wide variety of subjects.

one thing that's interesting, the guy is constantly being taped, never seems to notice the cameras. is that a side effect of crack? this time on the tape he's complaining about his wife. he said he'd like to have sex with one of the women who is running against him for mayor. he made racial slurs against italians. my people. and -- and he said this about another woman who's running against him for mayor. >> i'd rather lose to her than lose to anyone, man. you know what? they knew this was coming. [ bleep ]. no, i'm not coming back. i'm going to california. >> hey. that's where i live. my vision board worked. guillermo, looks like you're going to have a partner in the old security game over there. >> guillermo: crazy, huh? >> jimmy: i thought this was interesting, too. on march 15th, mayor ford

reportedly ran into justin bieber in a nightclub, and they say the mayor was furious afterwards because when he approached justin to shake his hand, justin said, "hey, mayor ford, you have any crack to smoke?" how great would it have been if mayor ford kicked justin bieber's ass? would than the greatest of all-time? i hope the rehab works. i talk about him so much, i almost feel like he works here. for us, this is an hr issue. this sunday, by the way is what's now known as "star wars" day, star wars day is may the 4th, as if may the 4th be with you. kind of clever, right. if you are a nerd with a lisp sunday is your day to shine. we really need football to come back. it's starting to get ridiculous. meanwhile, "the amazing spiderman 2" opened tonight. they say this is the best "spider-man 2" since the last "spider-man 2." you can always tell which new

superhero movie is coming out based on the number of costume characters out on hollywood boulevard. on the way to work this morning, i counted 19 spider-men. i actually -- i love spider-man. when i was a kid, when i would see a spider, i would hope it would bite me so that i could have powers like peter parker. >> whoa, whoa, whoa, jimmy, hey, spoiler alert. i mean, some of us haven't seen it yet. >> jimmy: what did i give away? spider-man gets bitten by a spider? >> hey, hey! spoiler alert! try to be considerate. some of us like being surprised. i don't know. >> jimmy: all right, all right. there have been five movies and there's of course the comic book and there was a tv show, cartoon -- >> you are a [ bleep ]! some of us haven't seen those. i was planning to but now i can't because you just spoiled it. >> jimmy: okay, i spoiled the fact that spider-man is in a movie called spider-man for you. that's not spoiling anything,

that's like saying spider-man shoots webs. >> oh, what the [ bleep ]! spider-man shoots webs? why are you spoiling this movie for me, you sadistic son of a -- >> jimmy: i didn't spoil anything. maybe you should actually -- maybe you should -- guillermo -- >> you are ruining my life! >> jimmy: i'm sorry -- >> spoiler alert, god, ruining! what are you looking at, guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i feel like his life may have been ruined already. we're going to take a break. we're going to calm everyone down. when we come back, i want to tell you about a dating site that is exclusively for people with gluten allergies. yeah. get ready to party. plus "this week in unnecessary censorship," sandra oh, science with "science bob" pflugfelder, and boy george too. so find your way back, all right? [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. sandra oh, "science bob" pflugfelder, music from boy george are on the plan tonight.

you know, it was 92 degrees in hollywood today. if i didn't have an assistant constantly misting evian, i would be miserable. really. not only is it hot, it has been windy too, which is good for the smog. it blows the smog, too. to australia, i guess, i don't know where it goes. the lung association just released their annual air pollution rankings. and again the city with the most polluted air is los angeles. so we did it, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] we did it again. it's strange because we're so eco-friendly here, you wouldn't think our skies would be filled with deadly poison. i think one of the problems is for every electric car a celebrity is driving, there are ten paparazzi following them in hummers. the report said the air in l.a. violates federal standards for ozone 122 days a year which is a lot of days of the year. we have smog, traffic is terrible. really the only reason to live in l.a. is the chance to see

sandra bullock buying hum mulls at whole foods. this is funny. >> this happened at a women's softball game at western oregon university. watch this. >> to third, gets it over to first, there's a dog on the field. oh, boy. so there's a dog on the field and the dog takes the the shortstop's glove. drops the glove and gets another glove. and then they kind of make halfhearted attempts to catch the dog. nobody can quite get -- but you know, once it's been slobbered on it's hard to get hold of -- you can't really unslobber a glove like that. show me in the rule book where it says a pit bull can't play softball! this is a weird thing. one of my sickly writers brought this to my attention. there's a new dating website called glutenfreesingles. it's real. it's a dating website for people with gluten allergies. introducing the most annoying couples in america. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what a great idea. hey. hey, i crap myself when i eat pizza too, we should get together. i'm not sure which is sadder, being alone or telling people you met on glutenfreesingles.com. the cofounders of the site say they want the "gluten-free community to have the opportunity for a successful relationship." which really raises an important question. should the gluten-free community be reproducing? it's not the first ultra specific dating site. there are websites for christians to meet christians, jews to meet jews, there's one for farmers to meet farmers and one for people who own horses to meet horses, i guess, i don't know. and this -- this one is probably the most niche of all the sites i've seen. >> i'm jamie. >> and i'm jamie maldonado.

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>> when ignorant [ bleep ] want to advertise their ignorance, you don't really have to do anything. you just let them talk. you just let them talk. >> i am [ bleep ]ing mr. sterling for life. >> you can tell it's thursday. everybody's all [ bleep ]ed up. >> people at home may be saying, why would i ever want to [ bleep ] a llama? why wouldn't you want to [ bleep ] a llama? >> a lady on tv got a surprise when she tried to [ bleep ]. not the ones you see but big ones. >> spidey is helping a young boy [ bleep ] some bullies. >> susan and i have been watching you [ bleep ] yourself for hours. >> let the bidding war begin for hillary clinton's first interview about her book hard [ bleep ]. >> how is debbie doing now? the answer starts with a great big [ bleep ]. >> i just celebrated the ten-year anniversary for when i [ bleep ]ed my wife for the first time.

>> getting [ bleep ]ed up. >> most of the time the hens lay the eggs in their nest. >> let's see who can find the most. >> okay. >> while you're doing that, i'll go [ bleep ] the hogs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show we have "science bob" pflugfelder, music from boy george, and we'll be right back with sandra oh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the program, here to educate and entertain us, a real life elementary school teacher from massachusetts. "science bob" pflugfelder is here. this is his third book, "secret agent gadget battle." it comes out tuesday. and you can see bob live at the maker faire in the bay area -- which is a lot of fun -- may 17th and 18th. he brought a hoverboard tonight. which we're going to demonstrate here on the show. and then, with his first studio album in 18 years -- it's called "this is what i do" -- boy george from the at&t outdoor stage. we have an exceptionally great lineup for you next week. kobe bryant will be here, sally field, julia roberts, emma roberts, jon hamm, lake bell, and we'll have music from future islands, kid ink and pharrell williams will be here for two consecutive nights. after ten seasons in surgery,

later this month our first guest hands in her scalpel and clamps when she says good-bye to seattle grace forever on the season finale of "grey's anatomy." you can see her farewell tour thursday nights at 9:00 here on abc. please say hello to sandra oh. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> i -- i -- i -- i just met boy george! >> jimmy: you did? >> i can't tell you, i am like electrified. >> jimmy: you're a big fan of boy george. >> yes, and i just had my hands in goo with science bob and boy george. and i tell you, i looked into his face, and he is so beautiful. >> jimmy: wow. >> he is like just what i mantle ginned all those years ago of

staring at like posters on the wall of what he would look like. >> jimmy: that was right in your -- >> right in the pocket. >> jimmy: me too. >> of when i was like, you know -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> exploring music. >> jimmy: what was the first concert you went to? >> cyndi lauper. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was quite a concert. >> cyndi lauper with the bangles. >> jimmy: that's quite a double bill. where was that concert? >> in ottawa, ontario, canada. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you get back to ottawa, much? >> ish. well, mom and dad live there. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> mom and dad live there so i do. but my family lives in vancouver and ottawa. >> jimmy: i see, i gotcha. it's quite different climate-wise. >> yeah, for sure. today here was about what, 94? >> jimmy: something like that. yeah. >> i was speaking with my best friend margo, in calgary, and she was saying, oh, it's going to snow on saturday. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> in calgary. so i'm so sorry.

>> jimmy: it's good when you're a kid because you get the snow days. but it's not so great when you're an adult and you have to deal with that stuff. >> no, are else -- okay, i think -- i feel like snow days is like an american thing. >> jimmy: really? >> i don't ever remember ever having one snow day. >> jimmy: really? >> no, no. we didn't have snow days. it was just a regular day. >> jimmy: it's just a day. i guess you couldn't have snow days. >> just get out there, bundle yourself and go out. >> jimmy: it's like up there we call your bacon canadian bacon but up there you just say bacon. >> no, no, we don't. we call it ham. >> jimmy: you do. >> female ham. >> jimmy: i thought it was called female bacon. >> we call it ham. >> jimmy: you're not from canada at all, are you? are you finished shooting "grey's anatomy" now? >> i actually finished my last day last week. >> jimmy: oh, and so that is -- i would assume that's a sad thing for you. >> it was a -- no. >> jimmy: it was not? >> no, no -- well -- no, no, what i mean by that --

>> jimmy: it's the people you won't miss. >> no, what i mean by that, it was really joyous. >> jimmy: it was? >> i will say i have spent this past year wanting to share my experience with like everybody and really processing it out. i've been doing that really as consciously as possible. honestly. so by the end of it, that last day, it was a joyous day of work. i was so present with everyone and so thankful. because also, i wanted to give a gift to everyone. i couldn't give them all out at once, so i had to physically give out 250 gifts. >> jimmy: wow. >> i loved it. i went to like each crew member and said, thank you so much. and something about that process of leaving made it less sad. so all i could do was experience the joy of how much i love being at "grey's anatomy." >> jimmy: it's like being santa claus, really. >> no, no. i cried a lot when i was giving out the gifts. >> jimmy: you did. >> i did. >> jimmy: it's got to be -- it's

been what, ten years now? >> ten years. a lot of relationships i've had for ten years, eight years, a lot of years with crew members. >> jimmy: one relationship, your tv love interest, isaiah washington, returned to the show tonight. that had to be uncomfortable. >> i will say my character's past love interest. >> jimmy: past love interest, of course. >> because my character's current love interest -- the wonderful kevin mccabe. >> jimmy: you don't want to cheat on him. >> can't do it. can't do it. >> jimmy: was that an uncomfortable situation, because he left under negative terms. >> it was really, really tough circumstances at the end of this third season. but having him come back -- oh, no, it wasn't tough at all. >> jimmy: it wasn't? >> it wasn't tough at all. i think a lot of people had a lot of anticipation, and myself as well. the last time i saw him was the last time on set and it's very, very similar to like the last time the character christina saw burke was the last thing that we shot. but it was great to see him. and it was great to -- i wish i

could come up with a different saying than come full circle, because it's -- but there was something completed, i feel, with seeing the characters together. >> jimmy: did he get the same gift that everyone else got that has been there the whole time? >> no, he's getting his own gift. >> jimmy: he's getting his own gift. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. i want to know about the process. do you clean out your locker or how does it work? >> i have a -- >> jimmy: we'll talk about it when we come back. sandra oh is with us from "grey's anatomy." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> dickey: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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he's making you pick a replacement? >> i'm interviewing dr. russell's replacement, not mine, which i volunteered to do by the way. >> it's a punishment. it's like making you clean the apartment you're vacating. >> owen knows this is the right move for me. he's been nothing but supportive. >> something's coming. i can feel it in my bones. >> ew. >> i hate his face. >> jimmy: is that a waffle stick? sandra oh is with us. "grey's anatomy." now, this is your last season of "grey's anatomy," not everyone's last season of "grey's anatomy"? >> no, the show is going on. ?

you cleaned out your -- we keep saying locker? >> we have trailers. we kind of live in these trailers. i've had the same trailer for a long time. >> jimmy: this is an item that you owned? . >> yes, yes, that i love very much. >> jimmy: you took that with you? >> no. that looks a little weird. this happens to be a little piece of cheese that i left there. this is my toaster oven for ten years. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's now -- it was like, i was saying, a very finely seasoned skillet. as you can see, there's no handles. i'd always have to grab something like a towel to open it. >> jimmy: it's kind of a twister too, i don't think they make them like that anymore. >> this is the last piece of cheese that i left. >> jimmy: it seems to me this toaster oven was 14 years old when "grey's anatomy" started. did you get to take anything from the set, take a memento home with you? >> no, i feel like i'm going to sneak back onto set. like season 11.

>> jimmy: what do you have your eye on? >> a bunch of things that i really would hope that maybe the show and abc would like to give to me. >> jimmy: are they psyched -- >> no -- are they -- >> about that stuff? >> i won't say at this point yeah -- i can't really just choose one. one, i really would love my lab coat. >> jimmy: they said you can only have one thing? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they won't let you have your lab coat? >> i have to choose. basically there's a bunch of things. i want my scrubs. i want my lab coat. i want my stethoscope. i really, really want the wedding dress that meredith cuts christina out of at the end of season three. and i want christina's jammy pants that had "stanford" on the back. >> jimmy: this is a total of like $1,200 worth of merchandise. they can't just give this stuff to you? >> why don't you ask abc? >> jimmy: shame, shame! who at abc told you you can't have this stuff? >> i don't know.

>> jimmy: what are they going to do with it? >> i don't know. let's find them, let's call them. >> jimmy: believe me, i will make a series of angry calls tomorrow. when oprah and i buy the clippers, we'll give you something. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i hope you get your scrubs, i really do. seems like after all the success this show has had for this network, you could get $40 worth of clothing. i mean, that is crazy. guillermo, go steal that stuff for sandra, will you? >> guillermo: i will. >> jimmy: guillermo's on it, don't worry. >> thank you, guillermo. >> jimmy: thank you for ten years of the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's been a great run. sandra oh, i hope you come back. "grey's anatomy" at 9:00 tonight on nbc. we'll be right back with "science bob." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi, i'm jimmy kimmel here to

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>> jimmy: still to come, music

from boy george. every few months our next guest loads a van with dangerous chemicals he bought on craigslist and drives them here. he's a 3rd and 4th grade science teacher, and his acclaimed book series for kids is called "nick and tesla's secret agent gadget battle." please welcome "science bob" pflugfelder. hello, science bob! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. >> jimmy: welcome. congratulations on the new book. >> thank you, very exciting. >> jimmy: this is your third book i know, they're well received. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what you do to get kids interested in science is you come up with these spectacular demonstrations. >> got to get their attention. >> jimmy: since i have the brain of a child -- >> i've got the brain of an 18-year-old too so it's all good. come over here, we'll get geared up here. we've got our old friend liquid nitrogen. >> jimmy: yes. you go through a lot of liquid nitrogen, don't you? >> when we take a breath, 80% of what we actually breathe in is nitrogen. >> jimmy: not me. i breathe oxygen, bob. >> only 20%.

so when they compress that, it loses a lot of energy, gets very cold. 196 degrees below zero centigra centigrade, 300 -- now -- 321 below zero fahrenheit. >> jimmy: right, i was going to correct you on that. i'm wearing them. >> we have liquid nitrogen, a vessel to put that in and then i'll show what you to do with it. are you okay handling that? >> jimmy: what should i do? lift it up? >> lift it up and pour it into here. >> jimmy: okay. i like that you use words like "vessel." >> it's kind of cool. >> jimmy: the whole thing? >> yeah, just kind of slowly there. what's kind of interesting about liquid nitrogen, when it turns into a gas, it's got a very high liquid-to-gas expansion ratio, which basically means it takes up a lot more room, like 700 times greater. keep going. >> jimmy: i feel like we've run out of fuel on the road and we're trying to get the car started. >> most of what you're pouring

in is vaporizing so it's not all that full just yet. keep going. you're good, you're good. and -- that's great. all right. >> jimmy: all right. she pour some on the floor and see what happens? >> it's kind of cool actually. >> jimmy: all right. wow! wow, that is great! >> kind of fun. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at that. all right. >> it's called the lay tent frost effect. allows it to skitter across it. all right. here's what we're going to do. we have that in here and it is now vaporizing it as a slow rate. then we have this assembly here, 30 party horns that of course need pressurized air, usually from people. >> jimmy: right. >> for the sound. but instead of pressurized air from us, we're going to use liquid nitrogen. >> jimmy: okay, oh, good. all right. >> if all goes well, it will be the first liquid nitrogen-powered horn section. >> jimmy: this would be great as

an alarm at home. >> to heat it and up get it going faster we've got some hot water here that will have the gas going here, build up pressure, and we should be able to hear these horns. >> jimmy: should i do it? >> yeah. if you would lift that up and get the hot water going there. [ horns sounding ] >> you can actually control how much of it blows. >> jimmy: terrible. >> it's fun. >> jimmy: it sounds like a thousand tortured souls are going to hell. wow. you invented something more annoying than the vuvuzela. >> we don't need these anymore. >> jimmy: we can replace the band with something like this. sorry, guys. look at, that it's still going.

>> come on over here. >> jimmy: okay, i'll come over here. >> you don't need the gloves anymore. >> jimmy: very good. >> all right. so, do you recognize this guy? >> jimmy: yeah, that is a barbie hoverboard? >> it is -- yes. this is a replica of the hoverboard used in the second "back to the future" movie. >> jimmy: right, okay. >> they actually go to 2015. that's where we have flying cars and hoverboards. >> jimmy: i can't wait. >> yeah, we've only got a year left. so unfortunately, we're actually very far from any kind of actual hoverboard like the movie. >> jimmy: all right. >> what i thought was intriguing was that they kind of made these look like magnets. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i guess based on the idea of what we know about magnets is they have opposite poles. and if you put like poles together, there you get the sort of hovering effect. so you can drop that down. so i think that's kind of what they had in mind. >> jimmy: all right. >> and i realize that there are some very big and very strong magnets and it got me thinking, can you actually 11 state something with any kind of

strong magnet? so we gave it a try. >> jimmy: let me see it, yeah. >> so this is a magnetically levitating board here. so that let me explain. we've got eight stro-strong three-inch magnets, four on the bottom, then we have four built into the board. and it's the only thing holding this up. now you see the cables. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the cables are to actually keep it from flipping over. >> jimmy: oh, because the magnets -- >> >> they're not holding any weight. otherwise it would flip over with the crushing force of about 130 pounds. >> jimmy: and i should get on top of this and fly? >> it should theoretically hold you up. >> jimmy: theoretically, huh? how much weight would this hold? >> probably close to 150 pounds. >> jimmy: i weigh 180 pounds. >> oh. >> jimmy: look at that. >> look at that. you are not touching the ground. [ cheers and applause ] unfortunately it's still -- we haven't gotten a way to get it to go yet.

so we put this on wheels and we thought we'd give you the sensation maybe of being one of the first magnet hoverboarders. >> jimmy: wow, this is exciting. it's like being on a dolly. >> here you go, guillermo! >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo! let me see if i can get this -- no, this is not exactly marty mcfly type of material here. all right. well, that was disappointing. >> we'll get there. we'll get there! >> jimmy: come back in 2015 when it's really -- when it goes. all right, what is this? >> would you like to do a little chemistry today? >> jimmy: yes. a little chemistry, yes. >> we've got what is going to be -- >> jimmy: are we going to smoke out of this? >> no. >> jimmy: guillermo, grab the nitrous oxide. >>well, ironically, turns out that this gigantic flask is actually filled with nitrous oxide. >> jimmy: is that right? perfect. >> here's what we're going to do. we're going to do a little reaction i call the howler reaction. >> jimmy: okay. why are these gloves black?

is this like when you kill somebody you wear these? >> they're more scientific-looking, we thought. here's what we're going to do. i'm going to come around here and take this test tube out. >> jimmy: where do you get a test tube like that? >> we had it custom-made from a scientific glass company. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's pretty impressive. if you don't mind holding that. you're going to tilt this towards me. >> jimmy: okay. >> this is fill entirely with nitrous oxide. the same stuff they use in cars and at the dentist. >> jimmy: it's liquid at the bottom? >> that's water, actually. >> jimmy: oh, this is the stuff from the dentist? >> yes. >> jimmy: awesome. >> don't get any ideas. hold that there for a second. i have a chemical, carbon disulfate. >> jimmy: of course you do. >> this is a very volatile, flammable chemical. >> jimmy: when does guillermo bend over? oh, boy. doesn't that smell good? >> no, that doesn't smell good, yeah. it's not a pleasant smell at all. >> jimmy: yeah. >> like walking the dog a little

bit. all right. now i've got to mix this up a little bit. i am going to tip it over. and what's happening now is it's mixing with the water inside and we're trying to spread the carbon sulfide out so it will vaporize. become a vapor. >> jimmy: okay. >> that will spread it out. then what we're going to do is put it back in its holder here. >> jimmy: you okay? >> think i got it. >> jimmy: can i help you with that? i feel very useless, i have to say. >> we're going to put you to work. don't wor iry. we have to vent it because it's built up some gas there. >> jimmy: should i light this thing on fire? >> yes. i'm going to give you a countdown, three, two, one -- >> jimmy: okay. >> and i'm going to take the top off and then you are going to ignite that with the push button. what's going to happen is kind of diesel reaction. the flame is going to go down kind of quickly and it's going to compress the air. that's going to cause more heat and that's going to make a combustion. it happens fast. it's loud. if you don't like loud sounds,

you might want to cover your ears. ready? >> jimmy: i'm ready. >> all right, here we go. in three, two, one! >> whoa! >> jimmy: wow. that was -- that was loud and scary. let's see that again, can we? wow. it's like a light saber. that's a very short-term use light saber. thank you very much, "science bob." go to sciencebob.com for all his information. we'll be right back with boy george. [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd like to thank sandra oh, "science bob" pflugfelder, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. intentionally. "nightline" is next, but first, this is the cd, it's called "this is what i do." here with the song "king of everything," boy george!

♪ ♪ put down the booze let the demons win the fight dropped my gloves to the ground ♪ ♪ you know i'm sorry for the times i made you cry i made an art of letting you down ♪ ♪ i used to say it's only me i'm hurting but i saw you on the stairs the kid was crying ♪ ♪ and the dogs were howling and a siren filled the air what's the word on the street have i

lost my crown ♪ ♪ or will i be king again what's the word on the street have i lost my crown ♪ ♪ or will i be king of everything tempted myself time and time again ♪ ♪ like self destruction was so cool i mocked your tears and i scarred your heart ♪ ♪ i blamed the past and i blamed you i used to say it's only me i'm hurting ♪ ♪ but i saw you on the stairs the kid was crying and the dogs were howling ♪ ♪ and a siren filled the air

what's the word on the street have i lost my crown or will i be king again ♪ ♪ what's the word on the street have i lost my crown ♪ ♪ or will i be king of everything ♪ ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ of everything ♪ ♪ standing outside of me yeah looking down ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ time to reset breathe in the l.a. sunshine ♪ ♪ come on how you doing today tell me ♪ ♪ well i have my rhythm back again lord ♪ ♪ i've been thinking more feeling less ♪

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