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thank you for joining us on "air conditioning appreciation week" in los angeles. so hot today. it got up to 98 degrees here in hollywood today. in the valley it was over 100 degrees. this is not a good week to be a superhero out on hollywood blvd. truth be told no week is a good week to be a superhero on hollywood boulevard. but this one especially. on the plus side, i guess the heat is good practice for when we all go to hell. which we will. i was in new york for the last couple of days. yesterday morning in new york i swear this is true, for breakfast, i ordered a hot dog as an appetizer for breakfast. then i had the main course of three eggs and a bagel. and about six pickles. along with that. and then i had four slices of pizza on the way to the airport. which, for me, is a show of restraint. anything less than a whole pizza by myself is a win. we've got a fun show for you tonight. i'm glad to be back. emily blunt is here.

the birds of satan and daymond john from "shark tank." can we show the machine? okay, awesome. we have a group of very brilliant young students here from purdue university. they're the winners of the rube goldberg contest. this is a contest that pays tribute to a cartoonist natured rube gold bear. he used to draw these will be rat contraptions designed to complete very mundane, very simple tasks. this machine, this whole thing has one purpose, that is to zip up a zipper. that's right. in about seven minutes we're going to show you how that works. guillermo, you are going to be the zipper guy. >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: maybe you should put on what you have to put on. >> okay, i go. >> jimmy: you've seen the video sha shows beyonce's sister solange, you know the video, on the elevator. this happened after the met gala.

tmz got the footage. you have seen, probably solange in the white dress having word with jay-z and pushing and punching and then as the security guard pulls away kicking jay-z as well. for whatever reason, beyonce stayed out of it completely. but this is like the opposite of that aerosmith song about the elevator. so, anyway, after this, now beyonce has been posting pictures of herself and solange on her instagram account, so they're okay, presumably. there were reports jay-z and solange were julie shopping yesterday. so they're okay. there's been a lot of speculation. nobody knows what prompted the fight. anyway, it was the moment who sits there, watching security video all day has been waiting for his whole life. something's finally happening. but just because we don't know what happened doesn't mean we can't try to guess. cnn headline news put a panel of talking heads together to try to figure it out. i think they had an interesting take on this. >> the woman we think is beyonce

is staying completely out of the fray. let's get a panel together. what are you thinking? [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: you know what? that dog's opinion is just as valid as any of the other experts. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, there's a -- there's a new leaked tape of clippers owner donald sterling today. another private conversation has made its way to the internet. not only do they need to take donald sterling's team away, they need to take his phone away too. this time they got their hands on a conversation with a rainer named mazarai. anyone know this rapper? anyway. he regales his friend about various ebb counters he had with

v. stiviano and the positive impact he had on his life. >> here is a poor girl, a mexican girl. never had anything in her life. never had anything in her life, never had clothes, never had food. i meet her and she has a fabulous body. she loves to have sex. and she, she is just fun. and i think, what if i gave her some money, what if i helped her, and what if i helped her family? god was good to me. >> that's true. >> i want to do it. and i did it. and her mother -- >> you changed lives, basically. basically what you did was changed the whole family's life. >> i changed the whole family's life. i changed it. >> jimmy: yes, you did. you changed their lives. they changed your diapers. it was a win-win. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at how well it worked out. by the way, did you know donald sterling has famous parents? dr. and mrs. sterling, his mom and dad. part two of his interview with

anderson cooper aired on cnn earlier tonight. if you missed part one on monday, it may be the first time i've seen an apology that was more offensive than the thing being apologized for. for some reason he lashed out at magic johnson, saying magic has aids, said magic hasn't done anything to help the african-american community, and magic is tryg to use the scandal to trick him into selling the clippers to him. last night anderson cooper sat down with magic who took the high road here. >> the notion that i want his team. if i was going to trick somebody, deceive somebody, be dishonest to somebody, steal somebody's franchise, it's going to be the los angeles lakers. let's make that clear right now. putting that on the record. it won't be the l.a. clippers. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: even when they win the clippers can't win. magic went on to say he won't

hold a grudge against donald sterling, if he saw him in public he would say hello. which i would love to be a fly on the wall when that happens. magic was going to be here. maybe we will try to get them together. right? [ cheers and applause ] you guys aren't invited. this is something, i noticed an unusual trend over the past week, criminals whose names match their crimes, like this guy we showed last week. >> police charged an ottawa man with an indecent exposure. after several flashing incidents at mooney's bay for the past two weeks. police say 62-year-old donald popadick was charged with an indecent act and mischief. >> jimmy: a flasher, donald popadick. today i happened upon a story about this woman in new england who's been racking up duis. >> this morning a massachusetts woman arrested on a seventh drunk driving charge. 50-year-old brenda drinkwater handing over her liquor store receipts instead of her license. >> jimmy: drinkwater, very good name. third, another story about a

flasher, this one from rockhill, north carolina. >> rockhill police charged a man they say dropped his pants at waffle house. a police officer at the restaurant says 26-year-old ryan smallwood dropped his pants to his ankles. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what is he smiling about? it's like dr. seuss is writing the news. this is amazing. this happened yesterday in bakersfield. you see a 4-year-old boy was playing in his driveway. this dog attacks the boy, drags him, and all of a sudden the family cat comes in and chases the dog off. chases the dog -- the cat goes back, the mom goes after the dog, the boy gets up and gets the hell out of there. a hero cat! [ cheers and applause ] are you serious? dogs, but -- i bet someone got an extra fancy feast to reward for her for that. hey we have something special for you tonight. as i mentioned a moment ago a rube goldberg machine is a machine that accomplishes a

simple task in as complicated a way as possible. basically, it's an intentionally delightful waste of time and energy. every year since 1983, college students compete in the annual rube goldberg machine contest. this year they held it in columbus, ohio, at the center of science and industry. teams from all over the country design, they build and transport these machines, and they enter them in the competition. each year they assign a specific task for the contest, and this year's task was to zip a zipper. and with us tonight the winning squad, the purdue university rube goldberg team. come on out! [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you doing? >> how are you? welcome, welcome, welcome. congratulations. thank you for coming. all right. so here we have -- adam, david, becca, jordan, andrew and ben. and you guys are the winning team. they said you have to come up with something that zips a zipper. >> yes. so, per competition rules you

have to have at least a six foot by six foot by six foot machine with 20 steps or transfers of energy, and it has to complete the task of that year. so this year was zip a zipper. we did it in around 75 steps. >> jimmy: how do you get this in the back of your mom's car? >> we had to -- [ laughter ] >> the whole machine -- the whole machine splits in half. and it is still quite a mess. it takes all six of us. we sometimes have to bring in extra outside help. >> jimmy: the whole thing is built out of stolen merchandise, true? >> not stolen. repurposed. >> jimmy: repurposed, okay. and where did you get all this stuff? >> we do a lot of dumpster diving. >> jimmy: dumpster diving. >> spend time around the college looking for garbage that other people don't want. >> jimmy: is one of your jobs dumpster diver? >> we try to throw jordan into the dumpster. >> jimmy: jordan's the smallest, you'd go right in there. the idea again is you complete a simple task in a complicated way. this year you guys introduced a

human into the mix, that's not been done before. >> so that was the first time in competition that anyone has ever put a person inside their machine. rube goldberg's cartoons always centered around someone. so we thought it would be a great homage to say, you know, why don't we put someone in there and try and really get back to the roots? >> jimmy: we have a human for you. we've got a number of them working here at the show. >> great. >> jimmy: why don't you go ahead and reveal the human. there he is, his name is guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo is going to be -- i don't know if we'd call him the guinea pig but you're the hamster in the wheel here, okay? >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: we're attaching something to guillermo's zipper. of his jacket. funnier the other way i guess. now you guys. i guess you need a quarter from me, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: you guys are going to -- should i do this? >> hand that quarter on to guillermo. >> jimmy: guillermo, i'm going to hand you a quarter. you put it in the gum ball

machine. and everybody pay close attention. watch, keep your eye on the gum ball. >> no time for breakfast in the morning. so you grab a gum ball. that will freshen your breath. you go ahead and that hits the arm. that goes all the way and releases the golf ball. and silly string goes. oh, that was supposed to be cologne. >> and we're off. calibrating your own personalized theme song. everybody need a jam in the morning. wait for contact. ♪ >> and now it's breakfast time with tea and some toast. >> now just to entertain your dog in the morning so you don't have to. now you have to check your home work if you are a child star on the great shark wars of 1892. >> didn't lose a guy that time. >> favorite hobby. in the morning. >> finally. zip the zipper.

>> jimmy: oh, and there it goes. [ cheers and applause ] it's zipping. it's zipping. it's zipping. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's pretty great. very nicely done. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how do you feel, guillermo? >> guillermo: great, great. it's nice. >> jimmy: it's so easy, huh? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: you guys should sell this. they can put

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>> jimmy: my there, welcome back. tonight on the program, he is the founder and ceo of fubu and a shark on "shark tank," daymond john is here with us tonight. and then a new band from taylor hawkins of foo fighters this is their self-titled album "the birds of satan" from the at&t stage. they brought lots of smoke machines with them too. tomorrow night shailene woodley will be here, aasif mandvi will join us, and we'll have music from iggy azalea. and we'll have a new show for you on friday too with nathan lane, adam carolla, and music from royal blood. so please join us for those. our first guest tonight is a very fine actress and human being whose hard work has earned her a bafta award, a golden globe and even a baby daughter. you can see her show complete disregard for the time-space continuum alongside tom cruise in the new movie "edge of tomorrow." it opens in 2-d, 3-d, and imax june 6th, please welcome emily blunt! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's really hard to believe that you had a baby this century. never mind four months ago. how was your first -- >> three months. >> jimmy: oh, three months ago, three months ago? >> yes. mother's day. lovely. we want to santa barbara. it was really nice. >> jimmy: did you take the baby? >> baby came with us. >> jimmy: or leave it behind? >> baby came with us. i feel most mothers on mother's day would prefer to be left alone in their room with a glass of champagne. >> jimmy: i think you're right. feel like that now, imagine how you're going to feel -- >> when she's a teenager and horrible. >> jimmy: send her to a boarding school or something. for now -- cool. your husband tweeted this very, very cute picture. [ cheers and applause ] this is one of those -- what do

they call those things again? binkies, pacifiers? >> binky. almost as big as her face. >> jimmy: oversized binkies are all right rage for kids. right? >> for adults maybe. >> jimmy: i came and visited you guys shortly after you had hazel. >> brand new. >> jimmy: and i was a little disturbed by one thing to be hobbs with you. the way john holds the baby seems like wrong to me. >> holds her? >> jimmy: yeah, he holds like her face -- >> he was burping her. >> jimmy: he had her in a weird chokehold. >> death lock. >> jimmy: how steven seagal holds his kids. yeah, like over the face. there was a weird -- >> the new method. >> jimmy: i don't like the new method. my kids are too old to burp. >> put your hand under the armpits. rest your finger. looks like she is choking. but she's not, i promise. >> jimmy: that is the new thing. always a new thing. >> you get really good burps out of the kids. really good ones. >> jimmy: it's satisfying. >> yeah, very satisfying.

we actually go yeah! when we get a good one. clearly a win. >> jimmy: a whoopi cushion or something. i don't know the new stuff. you know, of course, i am having a baby. >> i know. all kinds of new kit. >> jimmy: can you still feed them meatballs? >> you can, yeah. you don't need to mash them up. you can put a few in their mouth at the same time. >> jimmy: are car seats still a thing? >> no, no -- >> jimmy: they sound like a nuisance. >> no, you don't need those. just fling them in the trunk. they're fine. they roll around. it's good for them. >> jimmy: very, very protective. that's good. do you need baby monitors or give them a phone nowadays? call me if there's any trouble at all. if you feel like crying, i'm there. >> wow, she's really independent, not calling. yeah. >> jimmy: you're about to go on a publicity tour. where are you going? >> we're going to london and paris and new york. we're doing this crazy 24-hour, three premieres in 24 hours in three different countries.

you can -- this is tom cruise's idea, of course. not something i came up with. not something i would think to do. >> jimmy: it's not something anybody would think to do. you have to do it with the baby now? >> actually, i think i'm going to -- she might go back earlier. >> jimmy: she might -- >> i think 24 hours, three different countries -- she's going to lose her mind. >> jimmy: will she go to london with you? >> she's going to come to london. my mom is so excited. because i have -- i'm going over a little bit early so muchl can have some time. >> jimmy: that's nice. your mother, this is the first baby in the family. >> first grandbaby. she's so excited. i think she's more excited by like the kit that you need, like the stuff. she called me and she was like, i have a bathtub with hammock. i have pampers, sensitive wipes, fancy feet that i borrowed from nicky. changing pads. changing covers, and a sterilizer. you know. she's like so excited by the whole thing. more of the stuff.

you know. i'm like, hazel also is coming. >> jimmy: you can put her in all those things. that's very cute. what about the flight, nine, ten hours? >> i think it's like 11 hours. >> jimmy: oh my goodness. what are you going to do? >> give her some sleeping pills. that's also what you do nowadays. >> jimmy: all sorts of new things. >> yeah, all new tricks, yeah. >> jimmy: you just really have to hope it goes well, right? and hope that the people on the plane aren't jerks. >> they might be. >> jimmy: they might be i know. that's the problem. >> they might be yeah. >> jimmy: that's the thing that always makes me mad. i always look at those people and go, weren't you a baby once? >> i'm going to use that line. >> jimmy: that's a good line to use, yeah, yeah. hopefully you won't have to. hopefully you get somebody nice. >> i hope so. >> jimmy: if strangers offer to hold the baby will you allow them to hold the baby? >> no. >> jimmy: that's a no-no, okay. aren't people cleaner on the plane? isn't it sterile or something like that? >> don't you think it's dirtier? all that recycled air? >> jimmy: you're probably right, don't let anybody touch the baby. do people give you advice how to do things?

>> i feel like i got more when i was pregnant. i file leek now -- i haven't had so much advice. when i was pregnant, i remember going to this party and i walked in and no one said congratulations. everyone just said -- i was kind of really pregnant at this point -- everyone waus gent, who's your doctor? what's your birth plan? are you going to breast-feed? i was like -- it's just so much stuff, an onslaught of advice and questions. >> jimmy: you're supposed to have a birth plan? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: the plan to get it out? >> i've never done this before, i'd no idea. >> jimmy: that's probably why they're feasting on you. people have let up? >> people have let up although you do get sent books. there are so many book. >> jimmy: there are too many books. i feel look my parents didn't read any books. i feel like my mom show she didn't smoke, started smoking. while i was in there. just because it was like, the thing to do. >> the thing. martinis and a cigarette. >> jimmy: look how great i turned out. [ laughter ] >> you did turn out great. >> jimmy: speaking of things turning out great.

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>> just it, wait. i think i'm okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's emily blunt and tom cruise, "edge of tomorrow" what a good movie that is. it's going to be a huge, huge hit. >> i hope so. poor tom, poor tom just gets killed. >> jimmy: tom gets killed over -- >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: kind of like "groundhog day" in a way. >> sci-fi alien war. >> jimmy: it was robot octopus monsters in it. you were physically fit and tough in the movie. >> did train a lot, yeah. >> jimmy: is that because tom cruise, he does his own stunts, does that put pressure on you? >> you kind of want to do your own as well so he's not the only one, you know. >> jimmy: does he tell that beforehand. like before, when talking about doing the movie. you know. >> he did talk about it. yeah. he was like, em, it's going to be hard, you know? i was like, yeah, i know.

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i looked. and he's like pouring with sweat. and i'm hanging there and i just went, "oh, this really sucks." like that. he looked at me and he went, "it's a challenge." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and i went, i said, "tom, it sucks." and he went, "all right, fine, it sucks." like i broke him. >> jimmy: you broke tom cruise's spirit. >> broke his spirit. >> jimmy: when you are in london with tom, your hometown, do you take him around to places? >> he came out with us a few times. >> jimmy: he did. did you break him there too? >> i did. actually. i took him -- it was your -- it was the disgusting matt damon's birthday party. >> jimmy: every year with those parties, yeah. >> what a loser. so john, my husband, wanted to do something kind of crazy for him. because he'd flown to london to

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, music from the birds of satan. our next guest started his hugely successful fashion business while he was still waiting tables at red lobster. now, he sits in judgment of other hopeful entrepreneurs. you can watch the season finale of "shark tank" friday night at 8:00 here on abc. please say hello to daymond john. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: boy, this "shark tank" which i really enjoy, when they pitched this idea i thought, this is terrible. it's going to be on in two weeks. yet it gets more and more popular. >> i thought it was going to be on two weeks as well. >> jimmy: you did, and signed up for it anyway? >>dy. free trip to l.a., hang out,

look at some crappy companies. >> jimmy: the experience of going from being a very successful businessman to becoming a television star. how have you -- have you enjoyed that? >> you know what, i have enjoyed because it inspires people. the flip side of it is, i get pitched everything from everybody anywhere. >> jimmy: i bet you do. >> that is a problem. >> jimmy: everyone has an idea. >> everyone. >> jimmy: people pitch to it you wherever they see you. >> wherever they see me. my old school teachers call me. and they pitch me ideas. and i go, weren't you the one that left me back in the seventh grade? they're like, yeah, you're still holding on to that? it was a misunderstanding. everybody. >> jimmy: do you hear them out? >> i hear everybody and then just walk away. >> jimmy: has anybody come up to you and pitched something and you thought, that's pretty good, maybe i'll do it? >> sometimes they're pretty good. often people -- listen, besides black people everybody thinks all black people look the same. sometimes when people pitch me they think i am ashy larry from

the chappelle show or cee lo. right? sometimes i say that. hey, you're pitching me. i'm ashley larry from chapelle they leave me alone. >> jimmy: is it boss that i believe cee lo is getting pitched things wherever he goes? >> it's possible. didn't know if i need to buy some lotion or learn to sing. either way. >> jimmy: neither would hurt, really. what is the worst of all of the pitches you have heard, what's the worst one? >> worst one on the show was the guy, he wanted to put a surgically implanted blue tooth in your neck. >> jimmy: reasonable. >> exactly. then you had to plug your neck in, in the middle of the night. you had to have a rod that goes and plugs your neck in when you're sleeping. every time you had to upgrade your phone you had to go and get a surgery. >> jimmy: you did not invest. >> no. >> jimmy: you were kind of the pragmatic shark in the group i think, right? >> you know what, i grew up, you know, poor. i grew up -- i came from the hood. everything in the house can be

fixed with three things. either cinderblock, vise grips or electrical tape, right? so when people come on the show and they want $2 million for this and that idea. i think about the everyday people at home who are going, i don't have a job, why would i give this person $1 million, $2 million for this crazy idea? so i'm kind of the guy that goes, this is just -- just go work hard. come back with sales. then maybe i'll invest. >> jimmy: when you started working at red lobster, at that point did you think i want to go into the restaurant business? or was that just a job for you? >> that was a job for me. i just thought maybe i could get a job in hotel restaurant management. i was a waiter at red lobster. the problem was this, i was at red lobster at the worst possible time when they introduced cheddar bay biscuits. so i was a waiter, looking for tips. people would come in and have four or five baskets of free cheddar bay biscuits, drink a bunch of water, and bounce. no tip, no nothing. at that point i realized, there's got to be a better way. >> jimmy: do you go back to red lobster?

>> i do go back to red lobster once in a while. i eat the cheddar bay biscuits and do the same thing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you do. when you started out -- well, i think -- you started fubu, the clothing company. for us, by us. and is this something that you would have pitched on a show like "shark tank"? >> i would have pitched it on "shark tanks." i think i probably would not have made it past casting. >> jimmy: why? >> i would have came on said, i have a couple shirts. for advice. ki kids who love hip-hop by kids who love hip-hop. l.l. cool jay wears my clothes. i have ten t-shirts. >> jimmy: you really only had ten t-shirts? >> ten t-shirts. for two years i'd keep putting them on videos. so of course a-hole kevin o'leary, said why don't i put it on a t-shirt. and put it out there. then he'd offer me probably -- for every shirt that i sell, $5 royalty for the rest of my life. >> jimmy: right, right, and you'd be paying kevin all that money. >> exactly. >> jimmy: he's not an us, by the

way. >> no, he's not. >> jimmy: for us, by us does not include canadian white people. [ laughter ] >> good thing, i may have gotten to deal with barbara. she can't count. so barbara just invests in everything. >> jimmy: you started out with these t-shirts. i remember a story where l.l. cool j was wearing -- wore a fubu -- was it a hat? >> yes. >> jimmy: in a gap commercial. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: he told me something about this. was that something that you guys planned? >> you know, at the time hip-hop was becoming popular. and i believe the conversation, l.l. felt insulted when they called him, l.l., kwame, fat boy, whatever your name is, come in and rap, we want to get those type of people in the store. we thought rap was for african-americans. my daughter is 16 years old, white. and talking about fight the power and "f" the police. maybe we want those people in the store. they asked l.l. to write the copy. >> jimmy: remember, a great commercial actually. >> it was.

rapping fact. in the commercial he goes for us by us on the logo. they ended up spending $30 million airing a fubu ad. right? and fubu skyrocketed. it did. now they fired everybody at the gap and the advertising agency. you know what they found out a year later? they found out the demo they were trying to hit increased 300%. because the kids thought they could get fubu in the gap. so they called us up. we gave each other a big sloppy wet kiss. and we reaired the ad another $30 million. and fubu took off. >> jimmy: did they ever put fubu in the gap? >> no. they didn't love it that much. >> jimmy: congratulations on the success of the show. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the season premiere of "shark tank" is friday night at 8:00 here on abc. thank you. we'll be right back with music from the birds of satan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank emily blunt, daymond john, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is next, but first this is their self-titled album making their network tv debut with the song "thanks for the line." the birds of satan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ they can't disown you if they never owned you ♪ ♪ one more reminder that you'll never find her ♪ ♪ its always the same you're playing the game ♪

♪ walk through the door just to hide ♪ ♪ you're going nowhere thanks for the ride ♪ ♪ another contender for you're never ender ♪ ♪ another decision with constant revision ♪ ♪ it's all who you know it's all just a show ♪ ♪ walk through the door just to hide ♪ ♪ you're going nowhere thanks

for the line ♪ ♪ thanks for the line ♪ what you can't erase too much in this space ♪ ♪ falling all around you one more choice about you ♪ ♪ miss the sacrifice and all that good advice ♪ ♪ the voice inside you ♪ ♪ ♪ you walk through the door just to hide ♪

♪ you're going nowhere ♪ you walk through the door just to hide ♪ ♪ you're going nowhere ♪ you walk through the door just to hide ♪ ♪ you're going nowhere ♪ you're going nowhere ♪ thanks for the line ♪ thanks for the line thanks for the line thanks for the line ♪ ♪ thanks for the line thanks for the line ♪ ♪ thanks for the line thanks for the line ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ get out of my head i can't get out of my head ♪ ♪ got to get out of my mind i need a little more time ♪ ♪ get out of my head can't get out of my head ♪ ♪ you'll see everything's fine going out of my mind ♪ ♪ in the middle of the emotion i lay my head on you ♪ ♪ best that i can do when everything is truthful ♪ ♪ in the middle of emotion i can't think my way out ♪ ♪ i guess what it's all about is the necessary evil in me ♪

♪ ♪ i don't want to let go i don't want to let go ♪ ♪ i don't know where to hide i got nowhere to hide ♪ ♪ no one ever takes it easy on you i really want to be easy on you ♪ ♪ did you ever let go did you ever let go ♪ ♪ you knew the emotion i laid my head on you ♪ ♪ the best that i could do give everything to you ♪ ♪ in the middle of emotion i can't think my way out ♪ ♪ i guess what it's all about a necessary evil ♪ ♪ i need you all the ♪

♪ ♪ in the middle of the emotion i lay my head on you ♪ ♪ the best that i could do give everything to you ♪ ♪ in the middle of the emotion i can't find my way out ♪ ♪ guess what it's all about is the necessary evil in me ♪ ♪ i need you all the time i need you all the time ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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