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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" game night. presented by zzzquil and subway restaurants. tonight, psy and snoop dogg. plus, jimmy plays one-on-one with demarcus cousins. and now, in the paint, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: thank you for coming. thank you for watching. i'm jimmy kimmel. this is our nba game night special. finals ght, game two of the finals between the miami heat and san antonio spurs. this is exciting for us, because it's one of very few sporting events here at abc that doesn't involve dancing judges waving paddles at urkle. there's a lot on the line this
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year. the winning team not only gets the larry o'brien trophy, the winning team gets to drive a tank through donald sterling's house. [ applause ] this is -- the heat's fourth year in a row in the finals. interesting fact, either the heat, the lakers or the spurs have played in eves since 1999.. and the clippers have played in none of them. [ laughter ] the playoffs -- the playoffs are odd to me. imagine in your boss said to you, hey, if you work really hard this year, in april, you get to work an extra two months while everyone else goes on vacation. you'd fake a heart attack, right? we have two special guests here tonight, with a sneak peek at their new song "hangover," snoop dogg and psy are going to be with us. [ applause ] quite a combination of humans.
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psy is the gangnam style guy. snoop was in a gang, i guess. [ laughter ] i want to mention, before they get out here, snoop thinking psy is a figment of his imagination, so -- don't say anything. it seems weird that they recorded a song together, but actually makes a lot of sense. psy is the first artist outside the u.s. to get more than 2 billion hits on youtube, and snoop is the first artist ever to take more than 2 billion hits -- at home. [ applause ] and by the way -- there's a lot to choose from on television tonight. not only the nba finals, the miss usa pageant, "game of thrones" and the tony awards are all on tonight. we thought it would be fun to see if we could figure out who will be watching what. with a quick round of our audience guessing game, the pedestrian question. now, the way this will work is, we'll see a guy introduce himself and stop the video and try to guess if he's planning to watch game two, the tonys, "game of thrones" or the miss usa pageant.
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>> will he be watching the nba, game of thrones, or miss usa? all right. let's see. >> i haven't really thought that far ahead, to be honest. the pageant. >> jimmy: magicians love pageants. all right, next up is? >> ronny miller, lubbock, texas. >> what will you be watching sunday night? nba game two, the tonys, "game of thrones" or the miss usa pageant? >> jimmy: what will he be watching? the consensus is game two. >> probably the tonys. >> who are you excited to see? >> pretty much everything. i'm a big musical theater nerd. >> jimmy: a regular nerd, too. finally, what is your names and where are you from? >> marlon scott, chicago, illinois. >> david martin, chicago, illinois. >> what will you guys be watching sunday night?
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nba game two, the tonys, "game of thrones" or the miss usa pageant? >> jimmy: "game of thrones" -- tony -- all right, we're split on this one. let's find out. >> oh, the tonys! >> tonys! >> no nba game two for you guys? >> we gay, girl, we don't watch nba. >> jimmy: why did you just come out of hooters? there you go. no one watching this game tonight. but stay with us, because tonight, i will do battle with demarcus cousins of the sacramento kings, one-on-one before your very eyes. and a match made in heaven, snoop dogg and psy when we come back. come on back.
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11:35 show with robert pattinson, ice cube and cameron diaz, too. a good group. please join us. if your style is geared towards either gangnam or doggy, our guests have you covered. their new song, which they made together, is called "hangover." ♪ hangover ♪ hangover ♪ it's over ♪ hangover ♪ hangover ♪ it's over ♪ it's hangover ♪ wake up in the morning ♪ do the same ♪ hangover ♪ hangover ♪ game over >> jimmy: you can see the full video on "jimmy kimmel live" youtube channel. right now, please say hello to psy and snoop dogg!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, may i ask -- first of all, welcome. how did this -- unbelievable pairing come to be? how did you two get together? >> ah -- so i called him and i said, can you feature on my song and he said, like, what is the title of the song? i said, "hangover" and he said, "i'm doing it." >> jimmy: he gives a lot of thought to these things. takes it under careful consideration.t before after song's done, so, i was in asia, he was here. >> jimmy: oh. >> and so he -- did his part in l.a., i did my part in korea. we were on the phone and we did it by internet. >> jimmy: unbelievable. so you have not met until you shot the music video? >> not really.
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>> jimmy: wow. even then snoop doesn't remember meeting you. [ cheers and applause ] shooto south korea to shoot the video. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that i fun experience for you guys? >> for me it was awesome. i always wanted to be in martial arts movie, and i just felt like i was -- i felt like i was in the kingdom of it all. the stuff that he had us doing, the things that was going on around, just felt like he was in the action movie, and i felt like i was a car atkarate star. >> jimmy: how long were you over there? >> well, you know, i got to say this, because i really felt sorry about him, you know, while we were spout him, you know, w shooting the video -- >> 18 hours straight. this man don't take a break. >> so, we all know he's really diligent, right? so, you know, every time he wanted to take a rest, but you know, we didn't have, you know, enough time. >> not a rest, but a break.
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>> jimmy: yeah, right. >> so, you know, exit to the green room and back, in and out. >> jimmy: you didn't have any time to hang out together at all, have any fun? >> unfortunately not. >> jimmy: wow. let's do that now. let's hang out, have some fun together. [ cheers and applause ] what do you want to do? i know something we can do. >> what? >> jimmy: excuse us for a second. come with me. i have a great idea of something fun we can do. just come this way. i think you'll -- [ cheers and applause ] so -- you guys like karaoke? >> i love karaoke. is that when you sing other people's songs? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i love that. >> i came from of hometown karaoke. >> jimmy: this is great then! my mom will drive us! mom? >> moms? >> she got music? >> jimmy: i'm sure she does. she loves music. mom, will you drive us to karaoke? >> sure. >> how you doing, mom? >> good. how you been? happy to see you again.
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>> yeah. put your seat belts on. >> okay. >> jimmy: we're going to be rolling down the street -- >> yes, sir. which one are we going to, honey? >> jimmy: the one on the corner. ♪ all right. this is the place. >> oh, this is it? okay, well, let's see what it do then, jimmy. thanks, mom. >> try to be back by 9:30. >> jimmy: 10:30. >> 10:30? all right. okay. >> jimmy: this is it. what do you think? what do you think? [ cheers and applause ] >> can i do a song for y'all?
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>> let me see you dance. ♪ gangnam style ♪ gangnam style ♪ ♪ gangnam style >> jimmy: were any of those words in korean? >> it sounded like korean. >> jimmy: you want to pull out the secret weapon? here we go. >> yeah, yeah. that's what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: this is something we call the [ bleep ] clarinet. >> is anybody drinking tonight? did anybody come in here with your friends tonight?
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i want to dedicate this to anybody that came in here with a friend tonight. ♪ i never thought i'd feel this way ♪ ♪ and as far as i'm concerned ♪ i'm glad that i got a chance to say that i do believe i love you ♪ if i should ever gold eve♪ ♪ well close your eyes and try ♪ the way i feel for you today ♪ and if you can't remember ♪ keep smiling ♪ keep shining ♪ knowing you can always count on me ♪ ♪ for sure ♪ that's what friends are for
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heat shields are compromised. weare those thrusters burning? that's a negative. what's that alarm? fuel cell two is down. i'm going to have to guide her in manually. this is very exciting. but i'm at my stop. come again? i'm watching this on the train. it's so hard to leave. good luck with everything. with the u-verse tv app, the u-verse revolves around you the u-verse revolves around you brate si rocket science? not s brain surgery? not really. online shopping? should be simple. but it's not. filling out your shipping address, billing address, card number, expiration date... typing and retyping each time you pay... not simple. when you pay securely with paypal, you're done in a few clicks. that's fast - even if you're a really slow clicker.
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one-on-one with demarcus cousins of the sacramento kings! [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> how you doing? >> jimmy: you're very brave to accept this challenge. did you see what i did to stephen curry? >> i saw some highlights. >> jimmy: he won't be showing his face around these parts for quite awhile. you are very tall. you are very athletic. i'm neither. so, we're going to level the playing field, all right? demarcus, it is time for you to spin the eq-wheel-izer. now, this is loaded with handicaps for you that will allow us to play hopefully as equals. let's go through the wheel. you might have to be wrapped in bubble wrap. you might have to wear hulk hands. you might have to carry an egg on a spoon without dropping it. you may have to play a marching bass drum. you may have to wear shoes and socks on your hands.
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or, you may have to sit in an office chair while we play. now, there you go. are you ready to do this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, demarcus. spin the eq-wheel-izer and see what your disadvantage will be. there it goes. [ cheers and applause ] are you nervous? >> not at all. >> jimmy: not at all. you should be nervous. i am very, very good. all right. here we go. and the wheel lands on -- oh, you have to play a marching band bass drum. are you ever played basketball with a drum before? >> never. >> jimmy: you got to keep drumming. through the whole thing. you realize that, right? >> i'd be all right. >> jimmy: very good. when we return, demarcus and i step onto the hollywood boulevard hardwood for an epic one-on-one battle. we will be right back.
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>> jimmy: welcome back to our game night special. if you are just joining us, i'm about to go one-on-one against demarcus cousins. and to make it fair, demarcus will be playing with a marching band drum. to call the action, we about to the one and only marv albert. marv? >> thank you very much, jimmy. and welcome to tonight's one-on-one match-up, jimmy kimmel going up against demarcus cousins. what i'm told will be an historic showdown. let's go to our lead official, jimmy's cousin sal, for the opening tipoff. >> here it is. very simple. game is to three. you make it, you take it. you get a defensive rebound, you bring it to the top of the key
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and start over. you have got it? keep that drum going. understand? >> jimmy: all right. right or left-handed? >> left-handed. >> jimmy: left-handed. all right. >> jimmy better be very careful, demarcus, the nba's perennial leader in personal fouls. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> and technical fouls, so, watch out. >> jimmy: don't hit me with that stick. >> jimmy: getting killed by the drum. >> ball back to cousins. for years, he averaged 18 points, ten rebounds. ill never seen him go with this type of situation.
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playing with a disadvantage, but he's going to post up -- and he scores! i think he's got it down now. >> jimmy: i think i broke my arm. >> jimmy says he feels the height mismatch is actually to his advantage. >> jimmy: all right, all right. >> he's very confident after that last shot. >> jimmy: i'll take that. i'll take that. >> kimmel sets up up top. oh, nice spin -- oh, he's rejected! an emphatic -- oh, a travel is called. traveling call after the blocked shot. some conversation going on here. cousin sal and demarcus -- oh -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> technical foul! jimmy to the line. kimmel's ball. demarcus cousins out of the university of kentucky, i don't think has ever played in the type of game.
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the hook by kimmel is way off. cousins controls. cousins backs it up behind the circle. kimmel looks a little fatigued. cousins backs him in, he turns, shoots -- and scores! a beautiful move. looks like jimmy kimmel upset. out of kentucky four years ago -- i don't think he thought he'd be playing this style of basketball. >> jimmy: all right, demarcus. >> it looks to me like jimmy is a little fatigued. beautiful play -- oh! he went for the second effort! that's the play of the game. >> jimmy: all right. >> you can see demarcus backing up. this is a new strategy on his part. kimmel pulls it up -- oh! it's over! it is all over! what a finish by jimmy kimmel. demarcus cousins tried to go to
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the strategy, it did not work. >> jimmy: wow. i feel like i should be in the nba. wow. what an exciting game that was. you did really good, though, you were really good. >> congratulations. that was -- what you did at the end was -- i thought, unheard of. >> jimmy: i have to say, marv, demarcus, just like he's doing with the cameras right now, used that drum as a weapon. he beat me up pretty good on the elbows. and i feel like i won not just the regular victory, but the moral victory here tonight, as well. >> demarcus, you were saying earlier that you felt that jimmy's unorthodox tactics would bother you. was that the case? >> um -- i guess it was a fair game. he won fair and square. congratulations. >> he doesn't sound sincere. >> jimmy: you know what, i did win and i couldn't be happier. wait to thank you, marv. thank demarcus. i want to thank snoop dogg and psy. apologize to matt damon, he will be rescheduled for a later date. thank you for watching.
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i hope we can do it again. heat shields are compromised. we have multiple failures. are those thrusters burning? that's a negative. what's that alarm? fuel cell two is down. i'm going to have to guide her in manually. this is very exciting. but i'm at my stop. come again? i'm watching this on the train. it's so hard to leave. good luck with everything. with the u-verse tv app, the u-verse revolves around you the u-verse revolves around you that stayin that's why they've got lear. that's why they've got lots of safeway app and gas rewards.are this week, dulcinea mini watermelons are just $2.50 each. mayonnaise is a must. best foods mayo is just $2.99. and get your spoons ready. ben & jerry's is a tasty $2.99.
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