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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" game night! presented by zzzquil and subway restaurants. tonight -- mila kunis. michael jordan. and guillermo and nba media day. and now, with the game on the line, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there, welcome. thank you for being here tonight. not a moment to waste. are you ready for the game night of your lives? tonight, from miami, game three of the nba finals between the heat and the spurs of san antonio. the heat fought back to win game
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two, lebron was cramp-free, the air conditioning worked, it all came together for miami. after having been carried off the court in game one, lebron scored 35 of the heat's 98 points which is -- that's half, right? i don't know. i'm not good at math. everyone is wondering if lebron would be okay after he crumpled up in the first game. on sunday, before the game, lebron went to an early morning yoga class at the hotel and the night before -- not kidding, on saturday night, he went to the movies. he went to see a 5:40 screening of "maleficent" by himself. sometimes you just need to get your sleeping beauty on. yoga class and a 5:40 showing of "maleficent." lebron james is like your weird aunt who is getting her life back together after a sudden divorce with uncle will. there's a lot of focus on lebron. but the most interesting character in the series is spurs
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head coach gregg popovich. now, gregg popovich has won four nba titles. three-time coach of the year. annual salary of $6 million. yet, from looking at his face, you would think he was the recently fired assistant manager of a golf club warehouse. interviewing popovich is like trying to get your teenage son to come down from dinner. he treats every interaction with the media like he's the first suspect being interrogate on an episode of "law & order: svu" or something. doris burke was tasked in trying to get answers out of popovich. and here's how that went. >> what are your objectives as far as lebron are concerned? >> are you serious? keep him from scoring. >> what do you want to see in the fourth? >> i would like to see lebron play poorly. >> sounds good, pop. mike? >> jimmy: seems like he'd be a fun guy to play charades with. by the way, i want to show you
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something we dug up. this is greg popovich's college yearbook photo. his foet is not only deadly serious, look at his bio. his bio says, his future plans include happiness. i'm sorry that didn't work out. i would be angry, too, if my parents named me gregg with three gs. by the way, father's day is on sunday. we have a plan to celebrate with a new youtube challenge. you don't have to wait until sunday to do this. wait until your dad is asleep. creep into his room, flip on the lights, scream hop on pop and pounce on him. of course, i need you to record video of this and upload it to youtube with the title, hey jimmy kimmel, i hopped on pop. if we love it, we'll put it on the show. wouldn't that be a nice gift for dad? [ applause ] i want to say -- or my lawyers want me to say, don't jump directly on pop. we don't want anyone to get hurt.
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but we do want to get a rise out of him. our first youtube challenge for father's day has millions of views. this was called hey jimmy kimmel, i sprayed my dad with a hose. >> son of a -- >> jimmy: he's still chasing him to this day. so, this time, we're going with a dr. seuss-y theme. title your video, hey, jimmy kimmel, i hopped on pop. post it to youtube. wait for a message from us. let's make dad regret he ever fathered you this year. now, back to -- [ applause ] back to basketball. who in your opinion is the greatest player ever to play in the nba? of course, michael jordan. michael jordan is someone i always dreamed of having on the show. he, unfortunately, has always dreamed of not doing the show. but -- we cornered him. we caught up with michael at a golf course on the set of his new hanes commercial, and he agreed to play a round of can michael jordan palm it?
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we will see an item on screen and then together, we'll try to guess if michael jordan can palm it, if he can pick it up using only one hand, all right? our first item is -- a honey dew melon. can michael jordan palm a honey dew melon? let's find out. >> really? >> jimmy: yes, he can. all right. that was easy. next up -- a bowling ball. can michael jordan palm it? let's find out. >> ah -- ah -- it's off, it's almost -- [ laughter ] ah. i almost had it. almost had it. >> jimmy: well, he should have used the finger holes. our next item -- a globe. can michael jordan palm the world? all right. let's find out. >> wait a minute.
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i don't know, jimmy. i'm staying cool, though. ah -- i'm close. wait a minute. no. >> jimmy: yeah, the ocean is very slippery. it's -- one more item. a frozen turkey. can michael jordan palm it? all right. >> very easy, jimmy. >> jimmy: we give him partial credit. thank you, michael jordan. we have a good show. mila kunis is here. kobe bryant will be with us. and guillermo traveled all the way to san antonio to interview players from the heat and the spurs. you're watching "jimmy kimmel live" game night, and we'll be right back.
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>> jimmy: well, hello. welcome back. in just a few minutes, the very talented mila kunis will join us. we have a new show for you tonight with gerard butler and we'll be in primetime again on thursday with ice cube and a special edition of lie-witness news starring fans of the san antonio spurs. before game one last week, the media converged on san antonio and interviewed the huge spurs players in what's called media day. and guillermo was there. you're part of the media, right?
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>> yes, yes. >> jimmy: he is. now, did you have fun? >> yes. >> jimmy: good time in san antonio? good city for you? >> yes. >> jimmy: you got a lot of interviews, i know that. >> yes. >> jimmy: here he is, guillermo at media day. >> how you doing? >> good day, mate. >> good day. >> you're very, very short for a basketball. >> yeah, but i'm taller than you. >> everybody's taller than me. >> yeah. >> can i take a selfie with you? >> sure. >> all right, hold this for me. all right. all right. >> is this a lint roller? >> yeah. >> is there a mike in there? >> it's my microphone. all right. >> what you need this for? >> for the mike. smile! >> i am smiling! >> good day mate? >> good day mate. mr. basketball, how do you say your name? >> kawhi.
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>> i don't know, you tell me. you get it? >> i said kawhi. >> will you take a selfie with me? a quick one? >> are you guys better equipped against miami than you were last year? >> uh, i mean, it doesn't really matter what happened last year. we just are more experienced. >> mr. birdman. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> hey, if you win, are you going to get a tattoo? >> yeah. >> get that sucker out of my face! >> can i rub your mohawk? >> no. >> no? can we take a selfie? >> no. >> can you take a picture of me? >> i'll take a picture of you. >> all right, wait. now it's time for my exclusive mano a manu. >> mr. manu. i have a very important question.
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do you have a full allergies? >> what? >> food allergy. >> no, nothing. >> what's the last movie to make you cry? oh, yeah, take a bite. what was the last movie that made you cry? >> "fried green tomatoes." >> oh, yeah? >> yeah. mine was "frozen." have you seen "frozen?" are you more anna or elsa? >> i'm anna. >> i'm an elsa. >> are you? >> one, two, three -- ♪ let it go ♪ let it go >> i'm very excited, two years ago, i had a great interview with lebron james. >> hey, lebron. how are you? >> what's going on? >> everything good? all right. good. and last year it was even better. lebron? hey, lebron? lebron?
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lebron? lebron? lebron? lebron? and this year, it's going to be the best yet. lebron? can you take a selfie with me? where's lebron? my grandma gave me this necklace, it's for good luck. she die in it. >> i have to hold it by respect. out of respect. out of respect. that's good luck? you think we're going to win tonight? >> yeah, you keep it so you can win. it's a good luck charm. it's antique. >> antique? going to make my neck turn green? >> no. >> okay. >> it's going to make you win. >> okay. so, when we win, i'm going tribute this to you. >> yes. she was wearing it when she died. >> it's a necklace? >> yeah, good luck. she told me. i want you to have it so you guys can win. so, my grandma gave me this for good luck. i want to give it to you so you
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guys can win. you're the only person i'm giving it to, okay? i keep it all this time for me and now it's yours. >> i'm sure it's good luck. >> and you guys are going to win. >> thank you, man, thank you. what's this for? >> this is my mike. >> okay. sorry. my bad, sorry. >> can we take a selfie? >> yeah, sure, man. >> all right. you're a good guy. >> thank you. >> one, two, three -- grandma, rest in peace. >> jimmy: guillermo, everybody. we'll be right back with mila kunis. it's "jimmy kimmel live" game night.
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>> jimmy: welcome back, "jimmy kimmel live" game night. our guest tonight is a golden globe nominated actress who met her fiance in the '90s while doing a show about the '70s. her new movie is called "third person." >> you know that i would never hurt him. it's just us here. come on. you know. >> what do you want, julia? >> just tell me that you know. you hate me, i cheated on you, but -- >> i don't care. >> yes, you do. and it's okay. but i just need to be -- >> you see him? >> on skype. i -- i need to be in touch with him. he is my son. >> jimmy: "third person" opens on june 20th.
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please say hello to mila kunis. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> why, thank you. >> jimmy: you love the nba finals so much, you swallowed the basketball. >> i think it's more like a soccer ball at this point. >> jimmy: are you -- i know your fiance is a very, very big sports fan. do you share that enthusiasm? >> yeah, he's literally -- he loves sports, like, the numbers and the statistics and the players. i just like the idea of it. so, like, i love sporting events and, like, going to see live events. i can eat a hot dog or a burger and have like a beer. it's so fan. >> jimmy: you are involved in the game. you pay attention to what's going on? >> yeah, i love baseball. i have to say.
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i loved it for years. and i have season tickets and i try to go to as many games -- >> jimmy: dodgers? >> yeah, and then, you know, sometimes you get invited with the fancy tickets to see the lakers or the clippers. you sit courtside and you find yourself having to constantly watch what you say because they actually hea >> jimmy: oh, right. >> versus where i normally sit where no one gives anything about what you say. here, you're right next to the players, right next to the coach. you are censoring yourself. it's just awkward. >> jimmy: yeah, well -- it's even more awkward if you don't, i guess. have you been busted by anyone saying anything? >> yes. >> oh, you have? >> they hear you. they respond. like, can you yell things out. practicing before the game starts, you're like, come on, suck it up! and they're like -- i didn't say it, it wasn't me, like, what? and you -- i just forget. >> jimmy: from watching tv, those words go through the television. >> football, no one hears you. you can just yell and yell and yell. it's great. >> jimmy: do you do that? >> yes. >> jimmy: really? >> yes.
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it's oddly therapeutic for me. i view sporting events as a very calming yet violent experience, because you just sit down, you have a beer, you're relaxed but you're being so vulgar, it's great. i don't know. it's very fun. >> jimmy: this movie, there's some cast in this movie that you're in. we have liam neeson, adrian brody, olivia mann, james franco plays your ex-husband in the movie. you guys have worked together a few times, i think. >> we counted it at one point and i think including all of the shorts that i've done for him and for student films and for all the things, i think it was seven films we've done together. >> jimmy: he roped you into one of those student films? >> i did two of them. >> jimmy: did he show up on the day you had to shoot the student film? >> you had to do that. >> jimmy: he wasn't even there. >> he played my husband and we had a blond child and i was like, james, i don't think we'd produce a blond, blue eyed baby. you go off and do the serious movie together, this is really serious. this is fun.
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>> jimmy: yeah, right. he's involved in a lot of stuff. >> a lot. >> jimmy: working person in general, but is it difficult for you when you're pregnant? >> no, it's fine. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: going to get more difficult when the baby comes out. they're louder when they come out. my wife and i are pregnant, we're having a baby very soon, as well. >> oh. you both are having a baby? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you and your wife are pregnant? >> jimmy: yeah. >> hi. i'm mila kunis. >> jimmy: we know. >> shh!immy: oh. >> hello, i'm mila kunis. with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers. stop saying we're pregnant. you're not pregnant. do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? no. are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid bette midler song?
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no. when you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? no. it's because you had too many shots of tequila. do you know how many shots of tequila we had? none. because we can't have shots of tequila. we can't have anything! because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. all you did was roll over and fall asleep! you're not pregnant. >> we are! [ cheers and applause ] any questions? >> jimmy: can i have some ice cream?
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>> no. >> jimmy: mila kunis, everybody. her movie opens june 20th. we'll be right back with kobe bryant and three ridiculous questions. and now you get hit again.asis. this time by joint pain. it's a double whammy. it could psoriatic arthritis a chronic inflammatory disease that attacks your joints on the inside and your skin on the outside. if you've been hit by... find out more about psoriatic arthritis. take the symptom quiz at doublewhammy.com and talk to your doctor.
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hey. i like your outfit. head in the game!! jennie: thanks. old navy. amy: i didn't know that old navy had clothes like that. jennie: yeah, they make activewear for the whole family. amy: family's important. devon stop disappointing me. if i had a shirt like that i wouldn't even have to work out, which is good because i don't. how do you miss a pass like that? get it in the goal. jennie: you're pretty intense. amy: i mean they're playing like a bunch of 9 year olds. jennie: well they are a bunch of 9 year olds. amy: they don't need to know that. so how long are those clothes available for? jennie: actually, they're all on sale right now for up to forty percent off. what about your kid?
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if you were a woman, what would you want your name to be? >> growing up i had two friends. they were brother and sister. his name was man and her name was woman. >> jimmy: no way. >> swear. >> jimmy: man and woman? >> man and woman. >> jimmy: those are the most uncreative parents. ever. >> probably won't go anywhere in the world and find someone named man and woman. >> jimmy: woman, get in here. >> come here, woman. >> jimmy: can you count to four in an english accent? >> i suppose. one, two, three, four. i don't know, just mimic what
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they sound like in harry potter. >> jimmy: that was pretty good. harry potter-esque. >> i mean, you know -- >> jimmy: if you could fly, would you go to the bathroom in the sky or would you do it in private? >> i would go in the sky. >> jimmy: i'd go every place. >> right, just one dump, see how many cars you can hit. god knows my windshield gets hit all the time. >> jimmy: you know what would be the best? if you could find a bird driving the car. >> just fly above the birds and -- >> jimmy: vengeance. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: to vengeance. >> vengeance. >> jimmy: that's all the time we have. i want to thank mila kunis, kobe bryant, michael jordan. i want to apologize to matt damon. thank you for watching!
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