[ cheers and applause ] >> dickey: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live: game night." presented by zzzquil and subway restaurants. tonight, ice cube. liewitness news, nba edition. plus jimmy plays one-on-one with nate robinson. and now, from three-point land, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. the reason you see my face tonight is this is our nba game night special in celebration of game four of the nba finals. the san antonio spurs versus the miami heat. tonight's game is from miami. game five goes back to san antonio. it's a tough battle between two veteran teams. you can tell there are a lot of veterans on the teams because it takes them a month to get an

appointment with a doctor, and on top of this being a big day for basketball, it is also a big day for soccer. the world cup started today in brazil, which to me watching soccer is like watching 22 people exercise for three hours. you're lucky if anyone scores in the game. some of the games end tied at zero, which i don't understand. we just aren't programmed for that sort of thing in the united states. we demand points. that's why we love weight watchers. [ laughter ] we like points so much. [ cheers and applause ] we want to put them in our mouths and eat them. i was wondering today, what would it be like if the nba was like the world cup? ♪ >> right there. the music in the background. nice. >> best part of it is watching you play the keyboard at the table. >> when i was growing up in martinez, we had low riders all over the place. leonard dives on the board.

takes it away from wade. leonard down the lane, running lay-up. excellent defense from bosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: things almost happened. that's why they call it the beautiful game. on this night of high scoring basketball action, we will be joined by the founding father of temperature-related rap names, ice cube. [ cheers and applause ] you know ice cube, his real name is deveril levinson. that's true. and i'm going to play one on one with nate robinson of the denver nuggets tonight. [ cheers and applause ] has anyone noticed during the series that spurs' center tim duncan whenever he believes he's wrongly accused of a foul suddenly transforms into an exact replica of the spurs mascot? i don't know if he does that on purpose, but whatever city's team makes it into the finals, it seems like everyone that lives there suddenly becomes a

superfan. people that don't know a difference between dwyane wade and duane wayne turn into phil jacksons when their hometown team gets into it. we thought it would be fun to exploit that. so we positioned a camera crew outside the at&t center in san antonio, where the spurs play, and asked people who identified themselves as spurs fans about players and facts we made up. you have two choices in a situation like this, you can be honest and say i have no idea what you're talking about, or you can pretend you know what we're talking about, which is what these people did in a special san antonio spurs edition of "lie witness news." >> your name? >> jay. >> who are you rooting for? >> san antonio spurs, all day! >> excited about the finals? >> yes, i am. >> let me ask you, who's a better coach, gregg popovich of the spurs or tywin lancaster of the heat? >> popovich. he has an old school way of coaching the guys. >> yeah, popovich knows about

the game of basketball, but tywin knows about the game of thrones. >> that's true. he's a good coach. >> what do you think about the nba finals new four-point line? think it's a bad idea? or makes the game more exciting? >> makes the game more exciting. i'm really excited to see this game. >> will v. stiviano be able to penetrate the heat defense? >> he's going to go left, he's going to go right, he's going to go right up the middle. >> i think so. not only that, he's going to go up, above the hoop. >> even with the giant visor? >> he's going to be looking for the fouls, because he's got excellent free throw shooting. >> yeah. >> which offensive strategy for the spurs has worked best, delivery or dijourno? >> i like the way they mix it up. the way popp plays the offense is unbelievable. you never know what to expect from them. >> so a little delivery, a little -- >> absolutely, absolutely. >> got to mix it up? >> got to against the heat. >> are you at all worried about the performance of the heat's forward dina manziel? >> no, why should i worry? >> do you think they are going to let it go?

>> yes. >> let it go? >> yeah. >> let it go. >> yes. >> how do you think the big three of the heat will do against the spurs' fab four? >> no comparison. no comparison. quality leader, all nba defensive team, he's going to take care of them. >> even with the fab four, paul, john, ringo, george? >> no, no, no. >> do you think the heat are better off starting tubbs or crockett against the spurs? >> i don't think it makes a difference who they start against the spurs, they're going to have trouble. >> they could start tubbs, they could start crockett? >> either one. >> if you had to pick one, who would you pick? >> crockett. >> crocket? >> yeah. >> what do you think of the spurs new defense? the erogenous zone? >> i'm not familiar with it. i'm sorry. you must have picked the wrong person. >> i'm sorry you're not familiar with the erogenous zone. >> i'm familiar with it, but not with the spurs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: by the way, in the interest of fairness we did the same thing with miami heat fans and that one was even more egregious. you can see the results of that on our regular show tonight after your local news. we have a lot to come tonight. i will defend my perfect record. i'm 2-0 so far this series going one on one with nate robinson of the denver nuggets. and we'll be right back with ice cube, so stick around. [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, welcome back. "jimmy kimmel live: game night." tonight, i'm going to play basketball. i've already beaten two nba players this week. tonight i'm going one on one against the nug angles' nate robinson. he's fast, but you know me, slow and steady. definitely the slow part. we have a new show for you tonight after your late local

news with robert pattinson, pablo shriver, and music, and join us sunday night, our guest will be cameron diaz and jason segel. that airs at 7:00 eastern, 6:00 central. and after the game on the west coast. our guest tonight, rap music let me gend who came straight out of compton and onto the big screen. his latest, alongside channing tatum and jonah hill, is called "22 jump street." >> same identity, same assignment. >> we're going back to high school? >> you look like you're 50. you're going to nc state.ooking somebody's out there cooking up a new drug. it's adderall mixed with ecstasy mixed with god knows what else. >> whyphy? >> it stands for work hard, yes, play hard, yes. these kids get laser focused for about four hours of studying, then they party like it's 1999. >> going to college, for real? >> why every time you speak am i going to throw up? >> jimmy: "22 jump street" opens

in theaters tomorrow. please welcome ice cube! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> what's up, jimmy? >> jimmy: how you doing? you're watching the nba finals or more of a world cup soccer kind of guy? >> let's see, let's see, checking out the finals. my lakers ain't in it, but i'm checking it out. >> jimmy: it's been a tough season for the lakers. >> sad. >> jimmy: you have season tickets, right? >> i got a box, man. >> jimmy: oh, a box. the icebox. do you go to the -- [ laughter ] do you go to all of the games? >> not really this year. they've been losing and i've been working. it kind of worked out for me this year. >> jimmy: do you play a lot of basketball? i know you, in the past -- well, in the song it was a good day -- by the way, in that song you're playing a pickup game, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: you score a triple-double. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who's keeping track of rebounds and assists?

>> i got a statistician, what are you talking about? >> jimmy: you do? i had no idea. >> got to keep record, man. keep record, man, know what i mean? make sure my scores are official. >> jimmy: you like being up in the box, away from the action on the court? >> yeah, man. i got to be up there. >> jimmy: why? >> because i'm too emotional, man, youyou know, and i hate to lose, you know, and i'm yelling, i'm screaming, my wife patting on my back, having to calm me down, you know. it's critical. i need to be up so i'm not part of the show, you know what i'm saying?ed to be away. i need to be away. >> jimmy: it's almost like being at home for the game. >> yeah, bring the family, kick back, yell at -- it's a tv in the suite, but you're yelling across, yelling down on the court. nobody can really hear you, you know what i mean? but the other suite holders, it's cool, you stay off the tv. stay off espn. >> jimmy: do you ever play -- i'm going to play against nate robinson in a minute. have you played against nba players? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: who have you played against? >> oh, you know, back in the day, i played with shaq before.

we played pick-up games, played on a celebrity game with magic. just did a promo with carmelo and chris paul, hit a couple jumpers in they face, know what i mean? >> jimmy: is this trash talking that goes on? >> i got to have trash talk. >> jimmy: you do? >> i feed off trash talking, you know, but nobody want to talk trash talk on me, i'll make a record on you. you know? you might say it on the court, and i'm like, yeah. listen to your radio tomorrow. >> jimmy: that is interesting, yeah. you do have that platform that they have to fear. also, i worry about getting shot or something like that. that would be another concern of mine. >> well, you should, jimmy. [ laughter ] you know, especially be trash talking with the q, know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: you are very good at seeming angry. i don't know if you are angry in general, but in the movies, in "21" and "22 jump street," you're disgusted with -- >> jonah hill and channing tatum, wouldn't they piss you off? [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: i thought it would be fun if i gave you some lines. now, these are not lines that you would not classify these lines as your typical, like, kind of angry guy lines. in fact, they are quite the opposite of that. >> okay. >> jimmy: and i'll read them to you, then if you act them back to me in your own inimitable way, okay? >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you want to do that? all right. say these as angrily as you can. lavender body wash makes my pores tingle. >> lavender body wash make my pores tingle! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all righty. there's nothing better on a gloomy day than a good book, a warm blanket, and a creamy pumpkin bisque. >> man, there's nothing better on a gloomy day than a warm -- what was it, a good blanket, a warm -- man!

give me some damn pumpkin bisque. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. >> you know i went to the l.a. unified school district. i can't read that good. >> jimmy: you know what, you did it well, you did it well. >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: here's another one for you. i want to love like the love in "the notebook," a love that splits the sky. >> i want to love like the love in "the notebook," the one that splits the sky, man! splits the sky! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is wonderful. this is great for young actors, as well. it's an exercise. all right, one more, are you ready? >> let's do it. >> jimmy: omg, did you do something new with your hair? i love it! >> omg! did you do something with your hair? i love it! love it! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's ice cube, everybody. that's acting right there. "22 jump street" opens tomorrow.

[ cheers and applause ] coming up, i go one on one with nate robinson of the nug angles when "jimmy kimmel live: game night" returns! [ cheers and applause ] >> dickey: portions of "jimmy kimmel live: game night" are brought to you by cvs pharmacy and zzzquil, helping you get a good night sleep so you can be on point for all the big games.

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"jimmy kimmel live: game night" with the nba finals under way, our thoughts turn to basketball. i never played professional basketball because i was cheated by god physically, but tonight, we're going to take nature out of the equation. i have already played one on one against nba star stephen curry and demarcus cousins. i will now face up against another formidable foe. from the denver nuggets, please welcome nate robinson! [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: i know you played against a lot of guys. have you ever played against a man with a four-inch vertical leap? >> no, but it's all hard right, you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: that's right. i think so, yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: usually, nate, you would have an advantage over me. but this is not usually, this is unusually. with that said, it's time to spin the equalizer. it will make everything right. the wheel is loaded with handicaps. you can see you might have to wear shoes and socks on your hands, you might have to wear a giant neck cone.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live: game night." if you're just joining us, i'm about to go one on one against nate robinson of the denver nuggets. but to make things fair, nate spun the equalizer wheel and now he has to play the whole game, guys, nate has to play the whole game with the egg on the spoon. okay. if the egg falls off the spoon, it's a turnover. you understand? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, very good.

to call the action, we go courtside now to marv albert. marv? >> thank you, jimmy, and we welcome you to tonight's one-on-one matchup between jimmy kimmel and nate robinson. a much-anticipated showdown. let's go to our lead official, jimmy's cousin sal, and he is ready for the tip-off. >> sal: all right, fellas, rules are simple. game's to three. making you take it, defensive rebounds, take it to the back, top of the key. got it? drop the egg, i have plenty, so be reckless. go! >> there has never been seen before in the history of basketball a player with an egg on the spoon. he did not have this in mind. nate robinson one hands. kimmel moves it back outside. tries to back his way on nate. nate robinson, three-time winner of the slam dunk competition.

member of the denver nuggets. oh, and he drops the hook shot attempt. nice play defensively by nate. got to be careful with the egg on the -- oh, he tried to go between the legs of jimmy kimmel, who saw it coming. knocked out of bounds by kimmel. so here's robinson. oh! oh, over the head of kimmel, and scores! what a move by nate robinson! this could be a very tough match for jimmy kimmel. nate fires from deep. in possession, he's down 1-0. try to back his way. and way off by that layup. >> went out of bounds. >> back comes nate with a 1-0

lead. oh! the egg drops and he loses possession. >> jimmy: oh, i hate to see that happen, i really do. >> fresh egg is there, and we're set to resume. kimmel with the left hand, comes up short. on the drive. nate very careful with the egg and fires one that is off glass. kimmel, again, scores! the game is tied at one. excellent move by jimmy kimmel. he's been out here working on that left-handed shot. tries the same move. robinson did not go for it. did not matter! a 2-1 advantage for kimmel. robinson in trouble. robinson deflects it off kimmel.

>> no, no, it was off his foot! >> no, no, no -- >> we're going to have a problem here. cousin sal does not want to hear from jimmy kimmel. robinson with the shot from deep. it's tied at two! nate robinson with a beautiful one-hander. oh, that's -- that's where jimmy tried to pull a quick one. >> going for your egg, going for your egg! >> and again. cousin sal waves it off. now, that was a little sportsmanlike problem there. robinson hits and it's over! nate robinson playing with the egg on the spoon somehow defeats kimmel by the count of 3-2.

>> wow. you what, i'm exhau i tell you what, i'm exhausted. let's go to the instant replay here. >> congratulations, nate. >> oh, i feel great. >> do you? >> this is awesome. >> sal: i feel terrible, marv, i feel exhausted. oh, can i have a bite of that egg? and hungry too. >> nate, how does this compare to some of your more noteworthy accomplishments, like winning the slam dunk? this has to be right up there. >> it definitely is. the egg is pretty good. yeah. i worked extremely hard, practicing with my left hand, to get ready for this show. >> jimmy: i've never seen a courtside interview done with a full hard-boiled egg in anyone ace mouth before. i think we made history, marv. i'd like to thank marv, nate, ice cube, i want to apologize to matt damon. we'll try to work him in next week. thank you for watching. good night, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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