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very nice. you're going to make me cry if you keep doing this. it was yet another big night of basketball here on abc, the heat and the spurs, have you been watching the series, matched up in game four of the nba finals. i guess the answer is no -- [ laughter ] tonight's game was in miami. and the next game in san antonio. they go back and forth so the spurs can go home and feed their turtles in between games. you know, the nba finals teach us an important lesson. and that lesson is we're short. we're not as b as other people. while america was focused on basketball tonight, the rest of the world was watching soccer today. the world cup started in sao paulo, brazil, brazil beat croatia, 3-1. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if this is a bad sign, the first goal, brazil scored, the first goal the home team scored in their home country was against themselves. they accidentally scored on their own goal.

so we're off to a flying start. there were a lot of question as but whether brazil its ready for the tournament. yesterday their chief sports minister told reporters, quote, wait, it's here? as of yesterday, there were reports that five of the 12 stadiums brazil built for the world cup still weren't finished. right now spain is scheduled to play the netherlands in the parking lot of a home depot over there. casa depot over there. but today's game went off without a hitch. the festivities have begun and it is time now for our world cup play of the day. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it was a funny thing.

i'm really going to -- i'm going to make -- i decided i'm going to make a concerted effort to watch the world cup this year. it would help if the american team does well. but no one is expecting them to. not even their coach is expecting them to do well. for real. coach jergen klinsmann said it was just not realistic. that was his coach, for his team to win the world cup this year. thanks for the pep talk, coach. a real vince lombardi party pooper, isn't he. klinsmann is from germany. why does team usa have a german coach, does that make sense? i mean, do we really need a guy in there who thinks david hasselhoff can sing? and just his way of talking, i have to say it doesn't blend with the traditional american can-do spirit. i don't know what he's like in practice. but at the press conference this morning he wasn't exactly inspirational. >> will we win the world cup? to me it's just not realistic. in fact, the thought of winning anything in life is but a cruel joke.

played upon the foolish, weak-minded. for we are but vapors, shrinking through the voids before merging with the blackness once more. silence and nothingness forever. next meaningless question? >> jimmy: you see what i'm saying? it's not -- yeah. it's not the kind of thing you are going to grab your pom-poms and run onto a field with. not almost is everyone on the planet excited about the world cup, a few people who aren't on it are excited too. three astronauts on the international space station made this video. you can see they got a little mini soccer ball there. they got their shoes off. and they're kicking the ball around in zero gravity. it was all fun and games until they broke a window and everyone got sucked into space. look at that. that's good. that's -- [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: by the way, this is the official world cup soccer ball. the l.a. galaxy sent it. you want to play, guillermo? >> guillermo: sure. >> jimmy: you play on the weekend? >> guillermo: yes, sunday. >> jimmy: you love the world cup? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: watch the game today? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: here's what we'll do. you be the goalie. i will try how to kick the ball through the doors. open the doors. okay open the doors. you be the goalie. i'll kick it through. oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: no, try again. >> jimmy: what happened? what happened? >> guillermo: i was not ready. >> jimmy: oh, you weren't readying? >> guillermo: that's cheating. >> jimmy: it seemed like you were ready. you were ready. >> guillermo: that's cheating. >> jimmy: i've never played soccer before. yeah, throw it. throw it over here. okay. all right. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: you try to score on me. i'll get in goal, i'll get in goal. >> guillermo: all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: one more. >> jimmy: give it another try. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: sorry. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: sorry. >> jimmy: and now the wave of pain comes. >> guillermo: sorry. >> jimmy: this is the cup part of world cup that i forgot. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, uh -- this seems like an appropriate topic. father's day is this weekend. i won't be having any more

children, but don't forget to call home and tell your mom to wish your dad a happy father's day on sunday. no one ever seems that excited about -- father's day is the microsoft zoom of holidays. but it's important. without fathers, who would be disappoint in little league games. if you haven't found a gift for dad yet, this year give him something he actually wants. a bottle of whiskey and some fireworks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: also sunday, the season finale of "game of thrones." i love the show "game of thrones." [ cheers and applause ] one of my favorite characters is jodor, a big guy, carries a little boy around. the only thing he says is his name. all he says is jodor, the only word he knows. did you see what happened when he was on "the family feud"? >> i will give you 18 points. we asked 100 single men, on a scale of one to ten, what chance do you have of dating a girl who is a 10?

you said -- >> name a kind of place where people keep checking their watch. you said -- survey said -- >> name a noisy insect, you said? >> name something a person's belly does? you said -- survey said? >> growls was the number one answer. fill in the blank, a married couple may be deeply in what? you said? survey said -- >> i'm sorry, folks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's disappointing. for the whole hodor family. we have some fun guests for you tonight. really great music duo from oslo. they're african-norwegians. they're from norwegia.

from orange is the new black, pornstache himself, pablo schreiber is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and the beautiful robert pattinson will join us too. [ cheers and applause ] i'll tell you this. you can scream as loud as you want. he won't be able to hear you, his eardrums exploded in 2009. i almost forgot to give you your donald sterling update. the sale of the l.a. clippers got even more complicated. after initially agreeing to sell the team for $2 billion, donald sterling changed his mind. he issued a statement calling colleagues in the nba incompetent, hypocrites, bullies and despicable monsters. he wrote, we have to fight for the rights of all americans. we have to fight these despicable monsters. this is the reason i will not sell my team. he's a freedom fighter. that's what this is all about. [ laughter ] yesterday, his wife, shelley, asked a judge to give her the authority to sell on the grounds that her husband is mentally incapacitated. according to published reports,

mr. sterling was examined by two separate neurologists and did not fare well on those tests. saying he could not put numbers on a blank clock face. it's a common test used to determine mental fitness. putting the numbers where they are supposed to go on the clock. here's another test. if you're trying to sue somebody to stop them from giving you $2 billion, you might be mentally incapacitated. although in fairness to donald sterling, this is the clock they asked him to fill in the numbers for. if you see the whole thing, see the whole thing you can see why he had a problem with that. [ cheers and applause ] flavor flav. shelley sterling has a court date scheduled for july 7, the judge will grant or deny her request for control of the team. the nba put a september 15th deadline on the sale of the clippers, at which point the league may seize the team to sell it themselves. that's when oprah and i swoop in and take it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]

this game is about to go into oprah-time. if you watch our primetime special, earlier tonight, you saw we sent our lie witness news crew to san antonio. they were outside the at&t center. we managed to catch a bunch of spurs fans bs'ing on camera. made up fake player names and fake basketball facts they pretended to know what we were talking about. since we had fun with spurs fans we thought it only fair to do the same with heat fans. here now in the interest of equal time, our miami heat edition of "lie witness news." [ cheers and applause ] >> what is your name? >> nick jensen. >> who are you rooting for? >> the heat, man, all the way. >> excited about the finals? >> heck, yeah. >> how's the heat offense going to match with the spurs man-to-man grinder app? >> i think it will be a lot more outside shooting from lebron -- >> you don't think they'll take it inside? >> i think hawkin's pretty

tough, leonard -- i think they'll stick to the outside shots -- >> you're saying a lot of man-to-man penetration? >> yeah, yeah. >> now break down the spurs barathian defense for me? >> the barathian defense is awesome. >> what makes it special? >> i think it's the players, they bought into it. they know what it's about. nobody else know what it's about, but the players know what it's about. >> it's better than the stark defense they used to play? >> yeah, definitely. definitely. that stark defense never worked. >> how does it compare to the targarian offense? >> the targarian offense is a whole another level. i don't think they can touch that. they can't even touch that -- >> in what way, how is it on a different level? >> nobody know what it is. i don't even know what it is. >> will the heat handle the spurs akisa style defense? >> that is one thing i'm worried about. if you're going to teach your kid to play basketball, you'd want them to watch the spurs. because they do everything so fundamentally sound. >> especially the fatisa. >> exactly.

>> are you excited about the recent play of heat center kareem myjeans? >> i am very excited. they haven't brought him the whole time. so i am very excited. >> some people say he just shoots all over the place? >> he can shoot all over the place. but at the same time -- >> he's not a young guy? >> no, no, he's not the young guy. every time you get possibility where the team lets you hit, they have confidence in you to make the shot. >> if the spurs pick up the tempo of the game, will the heat be able to turn down the what? >> of course, definitely. >> san antonio's mourning the loss of their assistant coach, diala mo. how important is it to remember diala mo? >> very important, he's been part of the team for a long time. >> fans will scream out remember di alamo! >> do you shout out? >> not yet. >> would you do it right now to

remember di alamo? >> let's give a shout out to kareem myjeans and di alamo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still in a lot of pain, i have to say. it didn't go away. it usually does. you may have injured me permanently, guillermo. yeah, all right. one more thing, it's thursday night. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> i will ask you quickly how many [ bleep ] have you two -- [ bleep ] i've seen you [ bleep ] at least two dozen since we've been up here about ten minutes. >> well, i've [ bleep ] 12,000. >> we've gone -- operated under the presumption, logically, the spurs don't [ bleep ] themselves. yes, they do. >> you know, sage, the spurs were so good in the fourth quarter of game one. >> we all want to [ bleep ] jim parsons. >> remember, send your white hot [ bleep ].

>> two of the three men who are [ bleep ] me right now -- have really huge [ bleep ]. >> i am actually an aerospace engineer by day, pig [ bleep ] by night. >> name something that you wish was smaller than it is? >> my [ bleep ]. >> your [ blp ]? >> putting the accolade here on zach ryder, ryder taps out immediately. ♪ >> all right, that's enough. [ cheers and applause ] >> tonight on the show, from "orange is the new black," pablo schreiber is here. nico & vinz and robert pattinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight on the program, a man who for the rest of his life will be known as "pornstache," from "orange is the new black" pablo schreiber is here. and then a very talented duo om norway, their new single is called "am i wrong" making their us television debut, nico & vinz from the at&t stage. we have another special show for you in primetime sunday, alongside game five of the nba finals. our guests will be cameron diaz and jason segel, and we'll have the results of our "hop on pop" father's day youtube challenge. we asked people to leap on their sleeping dads. and, sure enough, they did. and join us next week, with eric bana, clayton kershaw, ludacris, kesha, josh groban, brad paisley, jungle, linkin park -- and the mayor of either l.a. or new york, depending on who wins the stanley cup, is going to have to sing on the show. in other word the mayor of new york will have to sing on the show. i hope you are doing your vocal exercises, deblazzio. our first best tonight is an

internationally adored young man who has traded in his fangs for good -- his new movie "the rover." it opens in new york and l.a. tomorrow. please say hello to robert pattinson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, ladies, calm down. robert has some things he need to say to you. >> god, i still get so nervous, it's crazy. >> jimmy: i don't blame you for getting nervous. there's people screaming at you. like if that happened when you walked into the mall or something, you would probably call the police. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how's everything? >> yeah, good. >> jimmy: last time you were

here you, told me you were, living arrangements were shaky, you said you were living under an archway next to some garbage cans, is that still the case? >> i wish. it's gone way downhill. >> jimmy: do you have a home, found a place to be, to exist? >> yeah, i've kind of found a little bit more of a home in l.a. >> jimmy: are you staying inside the house now or still sleeping outside of the house for no reason? >> my parents borrowed my house. >> jimmy: they did. >> which i was borrowing off someone else and they were going to kick me out of it when i got back from toronto. that's the end of that. i am homeless again. >> jimmy: you are homeless. what happens with all of your stuff. if you didn't have a house, where do you keep it all? >> not entirely sure. >> jimmy: really? >> it's somewhere. somewhere. i wish i knew. >> jimmy: it's somewhere. in california? >> yeah, i think i have storage spaces that have some kind of

secret key to them somewhere. >> jimmy: you don't know where the storage spaces are? >> i'm sure that someone -- one of my -- one of my minions. >> jimmy: do you keep minions in the storage space as well? >> hiding in the back. >> jimmy: what kind of stuff do you keep in your storage facility? i have like, well i have stuff that, i don't know why i won't throw it away. i should throw it away or give it away. but i want to hang on to it though i know i will never see it again. >> are you talking about something specifically? sounds like you're really thinking about something. >> jimmy: yeah, i am thinking about certain things. things like certain pieces of furniture that i have a weird attachment to for some reason, and i keep it thinking i'm going to give it to a relative or one of my kids or something like that. >> yeah, i was looking for my teen choice award surfboard the other day. i wanted to make a glory corridor to intimidate guests. when they come to the house. >> jimmy: really?

>> like hunting trophies. >> jimmy: what was the one shaped like a surfboard? how many of those do you have? >> i just got informed, i don't have as many as i thought i did. >> jimmy: you're missing -- >> i have like 30, right? no, you have three. >> jimmy: you were going to put your teen choice awards on display? >> yeah, i couldn't find them. i can only find one. i think they printed the awards, all of them, on one. they kind of -- they cheated me out of my, my 30 surfboards. >> jimmy: those teen choice -- yeah. i'm sure you'll win more. maybe you can build yourself a home out of teen choice awards. you claim to own like 1,000 suits, yes? i never know with you, because you told me last time you were here that you make up a lot of lies for no reason. >> panic. it's panic. >> jimmy: is it? >> actually, yeah. sometimes -- i just go down the rabbit hole of things that i can't get out of. >> jimmy: okay. >> for some reason i have extraordinarily heavy saliva. ? what's that mean?

>> it's funny. i noticed it the other day. and someone -- why am i talking about that? >> jimmy: you mean it's got more thickness? >> it is. fy try and spit i can only get it about a foot. >> jimmy: really. >> i know. someone informed me the other day, i have very heavy saliva. i thought it was because i didn't have much lip power. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> but i found it easier when i'm lying, for some reason, the panic and adrenaline makes your -- >> jimmy: it helps loosen your saliva up. >> it thins out. >> jimmy: what the hell? i've never heard anyone say they have heavy saliva before. and you waited? >> opening my mouth. >> jimmy: we should have people drool into a glass and weigh yours against theirs. >> have you ever had some one spit you in a kind of erotic way? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let me think about it for a second. no, i haven't. i haven't had that. >> it's pretty great. >> jimmy: it's good, yeah?

your saliva is so thick, you could literally bruise somebody. this seems like a good time for us to take a break. [ cheers and applause ] are you watching the world cup? >> i watched it today. >> jimmy: do you play soccer? are you a soccer guy? let me know -- think about it. maybe you want to try to score on guillermo over there. i owe him a shot in the nuts. we'll be right back. robert pattinson is here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dickey: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you with gillette fusion pro glide available at your local rite aid and at riteaidan come.

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there's nothing around. it's a town of 250 people. >> jimmy: wow. they couldn't find a more conveniently located -- >> it looks almost identical to north of l.a. it's just some sand. >> jimmy: your storage facility is probably right next to a place that's exactly like that. did you like that being in a tiny little town like that? >> yeah, no, it was great. it was great. it was an interesting place. there was something quite magical about it. that it's -- yeah kind of -- it's sort of serene in its desolation. >> jimmy: did they find out about your heavy saliva while you were there? >> thank god, they did not find out about it. >> jimmy: how many people like live in that area, in that town? >> like 50 people. then the next town is three hours away or so. >> jimmy: what do they do for a living the 50 people? do they do anything? >> i have no idea. there is virtually nothing there. >> jimmy: how long were you there? >> about a month. >> jimmy: you've didn't talk to any of the 50 people in the town? >> no, no, i did -- >> jimmy: you could literally

have slept in each one of their homes for a night. >> speaking of, an incredibly bizarre experience. i caught guy pearce one night, we lost him like -- people kept disappearing. there are no street lights outside of the pub. we were all living in a pub. so you left, you're gone. one night me and a couple of other people, scoot mcnairry, plays my brother, we were looking for a guy. comes on the one light at 4:00 in the morning. a guy's giving like this 80-year-old woman a back massage with his shirt off. and it's like -- >> jimmy: i don't know if this is one of your lies or not but i like it. >> another day, scoot came back one day on a horse. he's lost for four hours, we're going to search, he's suddenly back riding bareback on a horse, never ridden a horse before. like, where did you get this horse from? he was like, man, it was just tied up. >> jimmy: the movie is called

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>> jimmy: oh, they did. who took those photographs? >> guillermo: my wife. >> jimmy: your wife. exactly. how do you root for all those teams at once? >> guillermo: i go for mexico, usa, and brazil. >> jimmy: mexico first? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: maybe you should go live there, then, if you like them better than us. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: they don't play against each other. >> jimmy: oh, okay. so there's no reason for you to rank them ahead of us. >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. i have some business to attend to here. here's something just in time for father's day. look at this. the gillette fusion pro glide razor with new flex ball technology. it responds to the contours of a man's face for the best shafer. guillermo tried it suffice it to say he has a very happy face. >> hi, it's me, guillermo. women always tell me my face is smooth and wonderful. but it was not always this way. i used to have trouble.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, you know our next guest from "the wire" and "weeds." and now from women's prison. he plays the corrections officer known as "pornstache" on "orange is the new black."

season two is available now on netflix. please say hello to pablo schreiber. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first of all, welcome. i enjoy you on the show. i am wondering when they told you the name of the character, you would be playing was named -- was pornstache. were you happy about that or were you concerned about that? >> why would i be concerned about that? that's amazing. it's like the biggest gift you can get as an actor. we're going to give you a name that's going to be iconic and no one will ever forget. >> jimmy: you're right. we'll see how happy you are about that in 20 years. >> yeah, that's true. >> jimmy: ask screech how much he likes that name. >> wow. >> jimmy: this is what you look like on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and you look very -- very different.

you really -- it really changes everything, actually. i mean you look wholesome in real life. and you look like, well, i was going to use profanity. but no, yeah. the hair is incredible as well. >> i mean, i'd hit that. >> jimmy: that's nice. is it nice that you don't have the mustache when you are in public because you can go, like a little more incognito? >> yeah, one of the beautiful things about this character that that is the ultimate disguise right there. you know for me, in my daily life, obviously, i get to walk around and look like this. so people don't really notice me. with a character like that and also with a character like william lewis who i played on "law and order svu," people tend to probably want to throw things at me when they see me in public. so the fact that they don't recognize me for that character is a positive thing. >> jimmy: is that a real mustache? or do you -- >> what's real, jimmy? i mean, you know?

>> jimmy: you're saying -- >> they glue it on my face every day. it felt pretty real to me, you know? >> jimmy: have you thought about just growing one? >> no. no. >> jimmy: no, no, no? >> never did. never did. no, first of all i only grow what we call in professional circles as a duster. so -- it -- you know, it wasn't called duster -- porn duster or dusterstache, you know, he was called pornstache we needed something big, walrusy, that's what we got. >> jimmy: what do actual prison guards think of your character. ever hear from those people? >> yeah, i got a couple hits on twitter from those guys. it was a little disturbing, you know. i only realized in retrospect how disturbing it is. the main comment they said was wow, he is so realistic. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> if you've seep the show, i mean -- he's not that wholesome. >> jimmy: no. >> as you said. his behavior is pretty suspect. so if that's what prison -- prison guards of america are doing --

>> jimmy: it's very suspect, yes. do they get netflix in prison? are the prisoners watching this show? >> good question. >> jimmy: any letters from them? they'll write letters if they're seeing -- >> prisoners. prisoners do that, i've heard that. right, they have a lot of time. >> jimmy: i happen to get a lot of letters from prisoners. >> i'm sure you do. >> jimmy: they're never on a full piece of paper. i think they're trying to save paper. they'll rip -- they'll send you a piece of paper with something. >> a little sad. toilet paper ever? you get one of those? >> jimmy: you know, almost all of them have been wrongly accused. >> it goes around in those circles. >> jimmy: interesting thing. >> what is that? >> jimmy: what are the odds that all these guys have been wrongly accused. >> so crazy. >> jimmy: yet they have been, they wrote it down, clearly. where are you from? >> british columbia, canada. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice, that's a beautiful place. >> whoa. really, come on! >> jimmy: where specifically? >> from a little town, winlaw, which only some of us can pronounce.

i was born on a hippie commune. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah, my mom got sick of it. when i was 6 months old. she wanted electricity. so she went away. >> jimmy: you got lucky. >> i did. >> jimmy: i would imagine -- was your mom a hippie? is that why she was living there? >> i suppose. >> jimmy: maybe there to beat up hippies. >> she went to the hippie commune to beat people up, ended up having a baby while she was there, it's crazy. >> jimmy: that is a weird sequence of events. >> it is strange how that happens. >> jimmy: you were born there and moved to winlaw. or that is -- >> yeah, pretty much the hippie commune was in wimer. this is abstract and nobody will ever know it unless they're from these towns. >> jimmy: those people who do not have electricity and are not watching television. >> crazy, which i grew up without. >> jimmy: oh, boy, oh, my god. oh! >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: what a nightmare. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: how old were you when you got television? >> i was 12 years old. >> jimmy: oh, boy. grew up in a little bit of a bubble. >> jimmy: you poor baby. >> yeah. but it was a big year, the year that i got tv was amazing.

it was christmas. and they decided, my mom got with a new guy, my new stepdad. he wanted to have tv. so he convinced her. >> jimmy: thank god. >> yep. then along with tv came the nintendo. >> jimmy: oh. >> triple play. >> jimmy: oh, wow, yeah. >> right? mario brothers, duck hunt. the world class, track & field. that's where i learned those moves. when i came out of the elevator, you know. >> jimmy: you must have been in love with this new boyfriend, i guess, huh? >> he was amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, really. >> he didn't last. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when he left did the tv and nintendo go? >> went away. yeah. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> that's all right. i moved in with my dad, he got cable. i moved up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: things really turned around for you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's the ruling? i wonder now, because i started watching the second season. but i don't know what i can say about it because of the spoiler rules. what is the time period at which

i can start discussing what happens on the show? >> i don't think you can, ever. you just have to be really abstract forever. >> jimmy: that's ridiculous. >> i know. you know what, i've started to walk around, just kind of look around, see if anyone from netflix is around. i'm worried they're going to grab me, kick me from behind. >> jimmy: they won't kick you, no. the netflix people -- >> they're not here, right? >> jimmy: there's one behind you but he's promised not to kick. very good to meet you. and congratulations on your success. [ cheers and applause ] pablo schreiber! "orange is the new black." all the episodes are available now on netflix. be right back with nico & vinz. [ cheers and applause ] >> dickey: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. next week on "jimmy kimmel

live." eric bana. ludacris. kesha. josh groban. brad paisley. from the los angeles dodger, clayton kershaw. and music from jungle and linkin park. also this sunday, join us in primetime for "jimmy kimmel live" game night with cameron diaz, jason segel, a father's day edition of jimmy's youtube challenge, and more all next week on "jimmy kimmel live."

>> dickey: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank robert pattinson, pablo schreiber, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. happy birthday to this person! happy birthday! "nightline" is next. but first, with their single "am i wrong" nico and vinz. ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh m ♪ am ♪ am i wrong for thinking out of

the box from where i stay ♪ ♪ am i wrong for saying that i choose another way ♪ ♪ i ain't trying to do what everybody else doing ♪ ♪ just cause everybody doing what they all do ♪ ♪ if one thing i know i'll fall but i'll grow ♪ ♪ i'm walking down this road of mine this road that i call home ♪ let's go everybody here we go ♪ ♪ so am i wrong for thinking that we could be something for real ♪ ♪ now am i wrong for trying to reach the things that i can't see ♪ ♪ that's just how i feel ♪ oohhh that's just how i feel ♪ that's just how i feel trying to reach the things that i can't see ♪ ♪ i can't see i can't see

♪ am i tripping for having a vision ♪ ♪ my prediction ima be on the top of the world ♪ ♪ oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah ♪ so walk your walk and don't look back always do what you decide ♪ ♪ don't let them control your life that's just how i feel ♪ ♪ fight for yours and don't let go don't let them compare you no ♪ ♪ don't worry you're not alone that's just how i feel ♪ ♪ am i wrong for thinking that we could be something for real ♪ ♪ oh yeah yeah iowa ♪ now am i wrong for trying to reach the things that i can't see ♪ ♪ oh ya-ya ya-ya >> jimmy: that's just how i feel ooh ♪ ♪ that's just how i feel oooh ♪ that's just how i feel trying to reach the things that i can't

see ♪ ♪ if you tell me how wrong wrong ♪ ♪ i don't want to be right right ♪ ♪ now if you tell they i'm wrong wrong ♪ ♪ i don't want to be right ♪ am i wrong for thinking we could be something for real ♪ ♪ now am i wrong for trying to reach the things that i can't see ♪ ♪ but that's just how i feel ♪ but that's just how i feel ooh ♪ ♪ that's just how i feel trying to reach the things that i can't see ♪ ♪ one two three am i wrong ♪ for thinking that we could be something for real ♪ ♪ oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

♪ am i wrong for trying to reach the things that i can't see ♪ ♪ oh yeah iowa yeah yeah ♪ that's just how i feel that's just how i feel ♪ ♪ that's just how i feel trying to reach the things that i can't see ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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