>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" game night. presented by zzzquil and subway restaurants. tonight -- camero jason segel. jason seg father's day youtube challenge. plus mean tweets, nba edition. and now, at the buzzer, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> jimmy: hi, everybody. and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live" game night. the doorway to the nba finals. this is your prepregame show. tonight, we welcome two of the greatest nba players of all time. jason segel and cameron diaz. they're here to promote a sex

tape, which i think is a new pixar movie, right? it's the heart warming tale of one woman's journey of marrying kanye west in a lavish european ceremony. before we get to them, we have business to attend to. namely game five of the nba finals between the miami heat and san antonio san antonio. game five, as you know, is very important, it's a crucial game. the truth is, in the finals, every game is crucial. obviously, game seven is the most crucial. if you make it that far, you'll win, you win the whole series. but second-most crucial, i think, is game five. this game. game five is second. third most crucial, game six. and then, game three is fourth most crucial. game one is fifth. and the least most crucial is game two. so, did i miss any? oh, game four. game four doesn't matter at all. they should skip right past it. anyway, game five is a must-win for miami. if it were a movie, this would be the game where, with a minute left to go, air bud or keanu

reeves race on the court to save the day. today is also father's day. i would like to wish a happy one to all the dads out there. today is the day on which you unwrap your gift, look at your wife, you look at your children and think, you people have no idea who i am. [ laughter ] in addition to our big movie star guests tonight, we have a very special interview set up. live via satellite, spurs head coach, gregg popovich. hello, coach. hello, coach popovich. >> puppet witch. >> jimmy: what's that? >> i said puppet witch. >> jimmy: i thought it was popovich. >> well, it's not. who the hell are you? >> jimmy: well, i'm jimmy kimmel. i host a show on abc. >> oh. and am i supposed to a -- >> jimmy: no, no. >> what's your question. >> jimmy: well, okay. i know you have a game to

prepare for, but happy father's day. did you enjoy your father's day? were you able to relax at all today? just have fun? coach? coach? can you hear me? >> yeah, i can hear you. the question was just too stupid to answer. >> jimmy: oh. well. coach, i know you have two kids. did they get you a gift for father's day? >> they got me a tie. >> jimmy: all right. well, that's nice. >> you keep talking. i'm going the use to it hang myself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, one more question, if you would. i imagine your players look up to you as father figure. do you feel paternal toward them? >> what year were you born? >> jimmy: 1967. >> i wish i had a time machine to go back to 1966 so i could give your father a vasectomy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was just trying to -- >> go suck a rock.

>> jimmy: that's coach gregg puppet witch. coach popovich is a lot nicer. i have something to show you now, something that you helped create. a few days ago, asked everyone within the sound of my voice to celebrate father's day by participating in one of our youtube challenges. i asked people to sneak up on their sleeping dad, flip on the nights, scream hop on pop and then leap into action. a lot of people did this. they uploaded the videos to youtube with the title , jimmy kimmel, i hoped on pop." and here now are the fruits of your labor, in honor of dear old dad. >> hop on pop, whoo! happy father's day. >> >> hop on pop. >> hop on pop! [ screaming ] >> what are you doing? >> jimmy kimmel told me to do this. >> hop on pop, maddy. >> wake up!

>> wake up? i'm awake. oh, you got me -- >> hop on pop. >> oh! what's going on? are you an animal? why did you let him do that? [ laughter ] >> hop on pop. >> that hurts! >> hop on pop. >> ow! what are you doing? >> hop on pop. >> i hopped on pop. [ laughter ] >> hop on pop. >> oh! >> hop on pop.

>> oh, did you break it? >> hop on pop. [ screaming ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, thanks to everyone who parat participat participated. glad you joined us tonight. we have we have a special edition of mean tweets coming up. when we return, i'll reward you with jason segel and cameron diaz. this is "jimmy kimmel live" game night. we'll be right back.

>> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live" game night. we are with you in primetime and this will be a strong show. coming up, we have an all-nba edition of mean tweets. some of your favorite nba players will read the terrible things you wrote about them. things like this. >> i hate chris paul with every bone in my body. every vein. every hair on my head.

with every bit of my blood, i hate him. i really do. somebody needs a hug. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have all-new shows at our regular times this week.c with ere iic bana, ke$ha, brad paisley and linkin park, too. our guests tonight, our gifted actors who between them have collaborated with everyone from martin scorsese to the muppets. they're together again in a film called "sex tape." it opens in theaters july 18th. please welcome cameron diaz and jason segel. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. very good to see you. >> thank you. >> hello. >> jimmy: your >> our stogether? >> our second film. >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: whose idea was it?

was it something you cooked up yourselves? >> well -- >> i had gotten the script for "sex tape" a couple of years before we did it. there was no one i wanted to do it with more than cameron. that wasn't a euphemism or a pun. but then it came down to me trying to look like a viable romantic partner for cameron. which was a lot of work. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> she's quite lovely. >> jimmy: you do look slender and fit. is that specifically because of this? >> ah, yeah. well, the movie is about a couple who is at the moment not being intimate with each other and i didn't want anyone to look at us as a parg and say, i know why. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that makes sense. >> i'm self-aware. i get it. >> smart. smart. >> jimmy: the title of the movie is -- i assume you make a sex tape.

that was, i understand, it took a long time. is that intentional? was that something that -- was that jason's idea to make it take a long time? >> well, there's several parts. you don't just film it straight through. we don't, anyhow. it does take, there are certain setups. scene setups that you have to do. and so we spent a lot of time. there's a lot of different cuts into it in the film for the sex tape, right? there's various positions, because our characters are do g doing -- um, the entire book of -- >> "the joy of sex." >> in one night. all of them. every position. >> jimmy: in one night? >> yeah, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> so -- we -- couldn't actually do that in one day. >> yeah. >> so we took two weeks. >> i also accidentally messed up a lot. >> but the funniest thing is that, you know, because we are, sort of, we have what's called

modesty garments on, that cover certain parts of your body, there's two-sided tape, double-stick tape in places that no double-stick tape should ever go. >> jimmy: how is that applied? do you do that yourself? >> ever be applied. i have my girl, yulia, who knows me very well. i trust her with every part of my body. literally. >> jimmy: do you have a friend that does that for you? >> no, i do mine myself. [ laughter ] it's so humiliating. so much more humiliating than just being naked. it feels so, so -- >> terrible. >> our director, jake, who was very kind, wanted us to feel safe and all that. so, when it came to shoot the actual sex tape, it was just cameron, myself and jake in a room together and jake operated the camera himself, which, in essence was much creepier. rather than having a full crew. it was small and intimate. >> he's like standing right

above us all the time going, ah, a little faster. a little slower. a little more like, we're like -- >> jimmy: it's weird to have coaching in that particular venue. >> totally. >> i would be looking like, hey, jake, how's it going. he's like -- >> he shot some of it on an ipad. it didn't feel professional. >> jimmy: are you guys sure you're in a movie? >> yeah, i don't -- no one knows. i have done a few movies where i am naked. >> jimmy: yeah. you're naked in a lot of them. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think the muppets is the only one where you kept your clothes on. >> but they were all naked. i have never seen kermit wear pants. that's who i learned from. yeah, but so, i think it became funny really quickly. i have to say, working with cameron, she can, you know, the expression just one of the guys, she sort of shatters that expression, because she shows, like, she's not trying to be a guy.

she's being cameron, a female access, so funny and fearless and i was a real honor to do all that stuff with you. >> jimmy: like doing a sex scene with a guy. >> exactly. >> a third guy filming. it was great. >> jimmy: just being with your buddies. >> you're in partnership. if i was even slight creeped out by the dude, it would not have been -- i wouldn't have been able to do it. i felt so safe with jason. we're in partnership. it really is -- >> jimmy: it's almost like he's a eunuch. >> the modesty really takes all the sexiness out of like, nude like, nude colored, like -- >> jimmy: no sexual attraction to jason at all. we're headed into insult territory now. >> no, we're partners.>> jimmy: >> jimmy: did you know that jason played high school basketball and dunked in high school? >> yeah. i know. >> jimmy: he told you that. >> i tell everybody. [ laughter ] that's all i got left. >> jimmy: i didn't know about this until today.

>> yeah. high school, i wasn't bad. i was in a national dunk contest. our team won state championships. we had the collins brothers on our team. these eiddes.iant black dudes. there was no part of me that felt like i was responsible for the state championship. i played like on a team a few years ago with snoop dogg. you know snoop dogg? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i'm familiar with his work. >> yeah. so, he doesn't say much to me, you know, but then one time i played really well and he said, "we needed you today, baby." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's no higher praise. jason segel and cameron diaz. the movie is called "sex tape." we'll be right back.

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tillamook marionberry pie ice cream right nows i'll explode into creamy happiness. wha? oh. tillamook ice cream, tastes better because it's made better. hey. >> hey, babe. >> hi. >> where are the kids?

>> they're at my mom's. >> oh, they are? i thoughter with going to go down to -- wow. hi, look at you. >> too much? >> no, it's great. >> i was thinking. >> yeah. yes. the kids. how long are they -- >> sleeping over. >> yes! >> i was thinking. maybe we could celebrate just the two of us. >> i did it. that's a great idea. this is the best idea you have ever had. you look amazing. do you own these underwear? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: that's cameron diaz and join segel in "sex tape." we all need a moment to regroup. >> it's a love story. you know, it's a love story. that's really what it is. it's about two people who love each other who want to still love each other and who will do anything to keep the love together. >> jimmy: and one of them looks fantastic in her underpants. [ laughter ] >> thank you.

>> jimmy: this is as we mentioned, this is the second movie that you've done together. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: i assume you work well together, yes? >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: i want to put that to the test. what i would like to do is, i'm going to ask a question, direct gd at either one of you. take turns. each person takes a word. you know this game? >> i'm nervous. >> jimmy: don't be nervous. there's nothing to be afraid of. >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. you will each take a word. you'll complete a sentence that answers the question i'm about to ask. you understand? all right. first of all, what's the most annoying thing jason did while you were working together? cameron, you start with the first word. >> any word will do. [ laughter ] >> um, smoked. >> sausages. >> in between.

[ laughter ] >> oh, boy. uh -- your. >> i was going to say the word you don't want me to say. >> jimmy: you can say anything you like. >> moist. he hates that word. >> jimmy: almost everyone does. smoked sausages between your moist -- >> luck rouxurious. >> back to you. >> why does it have to be mine? um -- in between -- luxurious -- slippers. >> period. >> jimmy: okay. what are you doing after the show tonight? >> i'm gonna -- [ laughter ] one word. >> yeah. >> hang wit. >> ma homey. >> ma homey.

>> j-kim. >> jimmy: that's me? >> that's you. >> jimmy: i'm your homey. and we're going to hang together? why don't i believe it? [ laughter ] all right, i guess we're going to hang together. it's great to see you guys. the movie looks beautiful. it's called "sex tape" and opens in theaters july 18th. when we come back, an all-nba edition of mean tweets, when "game night" returns.

>> jimmy: welcome back, "jimmy kimmel live" game night. professional athletes are no strangers to criticism.

in the old days, you could yell at people during the game. now we have the internet. now we can insult them quietly and individually on twitter. as a reminder to those that write unkind things, that players are people too, it's time for an all-new, special nba edition of mean tweets. ♪ >> can't lie. amar'e stoudemire looks homeless. >> jalen rose. you're not very good at your new job. your command of the language is poor. your analysis is sub par. your inferiority to your peer. whatever. >> i would kill my parents if they named me paul george. that's an ugly-ass name. [ laughter ] >> dwight howard wears panties with leg warmers. >> jeremy lin needs to git the weight room.

you need to git the spell check. >> deandre jordan sucks my [ bleep ]. >> i put two blue swarovski gems on my [ bleep ] head and i swear to god, it looks like just bill simmons. well thank you. >> michael carter williams is all hype. dude is straight up awful. wow. >> chris paul has rice krispie [ bleep ]. he not legend. >> kris humphries, [ bleep ] you. you're so pathetic. seriously, kill yourself please. xx. >> nate robinson can't do a [ bleep ] pick and roll properly. he can't see over anybody. technically, that's true. >> stephen curry's facial hair is a little pubey.

and while we're on the subject, your teeth need some work. come on, man. come on, man. >> damarcus cousinnal lesbian. >> if anything ever happens to the guy that does the voice for cookie monster, i can sleep at night knowing we have dikembe mutumbo as a backup. that's funny. >> jimmy: that is funny. i'd like to thank cameron diaz, jason segel. all the pops that were hopped upon and apologize to matt damon, we're out of time for him. thank you for watching. good night.