tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC June 23, 2014 11:35pm-12:38am PDT
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tomorrow morning right now on "jimmy kimmel live", have a good night every >> jimmy: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, zach braff. jenna dewan tatum. the eighth annual belly flop competition. and music from st. paul and the broken bones. and now, i'm not kidding, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching.
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[ cheers and applause ] i have an announcement to make. i've been giving it a lot of thought. and i think i might get a toe ring this summer. i think i'm finally ready to pull the trigger. they made rings for the big toe because i'd like to make an impression. we have a cherrered summertime tradition here at the show. to celebrate the start of summer every year, in back of our theater we set up an above-ground swimming pool. there it is. and in front of our theater out on hollywood boulevard we set up an above-ground cousin sal and there he is. [ cheers and applause ] every year we up the budget on sal's t-shirt for this. you can see we're up to seven dollars. sal what we're looking for, correct me if i'm wrong, we're looking for people who are willing to disrobe, to change into a preowned swimsuit, and to belly flops into our pool.
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yes? >> that's right. you said to get a fat guy, a hot girl, and then mix ethnicities. >> that's rig>> jimmy: that's r. that's right. yes. and well -- all right. so which category do you fall into? >> i've been growing this for a while for this competition. >> jimmy: twher are you from? >> i'm from ireland. >> jimmy: okay, so you are of mixed maybe not mixed but to us you're of ethnicity, put that it way. what part of ireland are you from? >> i'm from as far north as you can go. >> jimmy: you are here on vacation, i presume? >> that's right, it's my last day today. >> jimmy: it's your last day then you go home, very good. all right, this will be a great way to go out, then. do they belly throp in ireland? >> i'm sure they do, yeah. >> jimmy: i've not seen it yourself? >> no. >> jimmy: you understand the concept though, right? >> oh, absolutely. i'm pretty good at it. >> jimmy: okay, good, good. very good, all right. so sal, send him through. >> sal: through those doors. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who else?
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how are you, where are you from? >> i'm from texas but i live here. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> amara. >> jimmy: tell us a little something about yourself. while i come to my senses. >> i came here to model, basically. so -- >> jimmy: you what? >> i came here to be a model. >> jimmy: you did? >> sal: yeah, right. >> my gosh. >> jimmy: sal came to be a model too and look what happened. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo, aren't you supposed to be watching out for stuff like that? >> guillermo: i did, i sent him that way. >> jimmy: you sent him that way, very good. okay, all right, i don't think we need to ask, you are absolutely allowed to participate in the belly flop competition, okay? all right, so come on through. sal, send her through. [ cheers and applause ] all right, sal, round up -- just round up a few people and -- that look like they might be fun for this and send them through, okay? >> sal: that's a good idea. >> jimmy: this will be fun.
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especially for those who have not gotten enough flopping from the world cup. did you watch the match between united states and portugal yesterday? i really don't know -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if i'm supposed to be happy or not. i guess we are. portugal was heavily favored to beat us, they scored in the first five minutes of the game. then united states scored two goals in the second half, everyone thought we had it in the bag. then in the 95th minute, we were 27 seconds away from minuting it, portugal scored again. the reaction, i think this pretty well sums the reaction up. [ cheering ] [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: we didn't lose but then we didn't win, it ended in a tie. for 90 beautiful minutes americans cared about soccer and it just bit us right on the -- portuguese superstar cristiano ronaldo made the cross that led
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to the game-tying goal. this is ronaldo. he's well known partly because he's so -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: because he's so ugly, people know who he is. he doesn't even look real. looks like a ronaldo doll, right? this is kind of scandalous. we have obtained the first-ever nude photograph of ronaldo with his shorts off. and get ready, ladies. because -- there it is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he was on "game of thrones." they would describe him as unsullied. very good. oh, hi, how you doing? take it easy, you. all right. still, though, as weird as it sounds, that tie might be the biggest win in u.s. soccer history. the u.s. will advance to the next round what they call the knockout round, with a win against germany or a tie with germany on thursday, or if ghana and portugal tie on thursday, or
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if the goal differential, which is the total of points falls in our favor, or if any one of the other teams gets malaria. if any of those things happen we advance. it's very confusing. it could take up to a month after the final game to figure out who won. spain played australia today. they won it 3-0. with heart-pounding moments like this. it's our "world cup play of the day." >> jimmy: it would have bounced. guillermo, what's going on with the coach of the mexican team? >> guillermo: he's very happy we won. >> jimmy: he is very happy, yeah. mexico beat crow water yeah today and their coach, miguel her rare ra, whenever his team scores he goes nuts. here he is.
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>> jimmy: and down to the ground. he is very happy, right? oh, look at this. okay, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] hi, everybody. how you doing? >> sal: i've got to tell you -- >> all right, you go -- all right. they're going to change into swimsuit in the parking lot. don't worry, it's very private, nobody will watch you changing. speaking of summer fun, this is a stuntman, his name is darius kashawi, he was having a birthday party and he decided to delight his guests by doing a trick with his motorcycle in the backyard. this is why darius is not known as the world's greatest motorcycle stuntman.this is why
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as the world's greatest motorcycle stuntman.backyard. this is why darius is not known as the world's greatest motorcycle stuntman. >> jimmy: i liked that last -- i have to say i respect a man who sees a bad situation and instantly makes it worse. an odd bit of baseball history was made this week. there's been growing concern about the safety of pchers in the major leagues lately. a few have been hit by line drives and they've had serious head injuries. there's a company called isoblocks, they've been developing a protective cap, the cap made its debut saturday. san diego padres relief pitcher alex torres wore it. you can see -- real-life bobblehead doll. it's like something like my mom would have made me wear to school. that would still traumatize me
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30 years later. but it's good, it protects your head. heads are important. i eat with my head. i really -- oh my god. have you been watching "the bachelorette"? [ cheers and applause ] i haven't either. i personally cannot wait to find out which part-time real estate agent andi is going to break up with in four months. but "the bachelorette," so much time and effort goes into creating a relationship that will be dead in a month. i mean, it's like setting up a pension plan for a gold fish. it's not -- [ laughter ] tonight andi and her remaining suitors went to italy where she immediately eliminated all of them and ran off with a handsome italian guy. two men got the ax tonight. cody the personal trainer and j.j., really? j.j. listed his job title as pantapreneur. andi imagined trying to explain what it was for the rest of her life and said, he's out.
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he's out. tonight in the group date usually they do something fun like skiing or surfing or skydiving. tonight they gave everyone a lie detector test. isn't that romantic? it really was unbelievable. >> are you good in bed? >> yes. >> have you slept with more than 20 women? >> yes. >> do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? >> no. >> by the way, the guy -- the guy who said he was good at second got eliminated. the guy who doesn't wash his hands is still in it. so i guess andi has her priorities screwed up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go, are they ready for us outside? all right. let's go outside right now. because we have to see what's going on out there. it's our eighth annual pedestrian belly flop competition. there's guillermo. [ cheers and applause ]
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guillermo? guillermo, how are the conditions out there? what's the weather like? is it windy? >> guillermo: no, it's great, the weather's nice, the water looks good. >> jimmy: would you say this is an ideal scenario for a high-level belly flop competition? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. let's meet our expert panel of judges. a man who's seen hundreds of people plunge into water, the co-host of "wipeout," john henson. >> how are you doing, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you for being with us. is it true that -- i don't know if it's a federal law, a state law that says whenever people are crashing into water clums y clumsily, you will be there? >> it's one that i have taken advantage of, yeah. >> jimmy: very good. and our next judge, two-time "dancing with the stars" champion, a woman who knows how to win, cheryl burke. thank you for coming. cheryl, are there similarities between dancing and diving or belly flopping in this case?
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>> there's nothing similar. >> jimmy: nothing at all? >> nothing at all. i hate water. i hate to be wet. and i can't swim. so this is perfect for me. thanks for choosing me. >> jimmy: is there any chance you might get into the pool tonight, cheryl? >> depends on how much vodka i have tonight. >> jimmy: all right. load her up with ketel one. anchoring our judges' panel, the greatest diver in the history of pools, two-time olympic gold medalist gregory danes. >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. greg, what is the secret to a perfect belly flop? >> for me, a really strong jump and really flat. if they bounce, that's extra points. >> jimmy: if they bounce, yes, all right. guillermo, let's bring out our first flopper. hopefully he will bounce. and here he is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: from ireland, the first international entrant into this competition. you look great in those -- what are those? >> speedos i think?
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>> jimmy: speedos, okay, all right. well, you look great. regardless of what they are. this will not be your first belly flop, correct? >> never, no. i've done many. >> jimmy: you've done many, all right. >> practice. >> jimmy: there's a lot of pressure on you. you right now are the prohibitive favorite. guillermo, count him down and let's do this. >> guillermo: three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a lot of action in that pool. and a lot of pressure on that ladder. maybe we can get six to eight people to hold that thing down on the other side. let's look at our instant replay now. you see -- oh, that was good. that was very, very good. in my opinion, but i am not one of the judges. let's go to the judges for their scores. we'll start with john. john? >> i didn't realize i was
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sitting in the blast radius. >> >> jimmy: you are. john gives him a 9. >> we might need to fish him out of here. >> jimmy: cheryl, what do you think, cheryl? >> well, i am officially wet. so i give him a 7. >> jimmy: all right, cheryl is towelled up and she gives him a 7. and finally greg leganus. you've seen so many dives. >> i'm pretty soaked too. a 7. >> jimmy: a 7, wow, despite the fact that the judges are drenched. how do you feel about your score? i think you were -- they were a little hard on you because they have not seen any other belly flops yet. >> yeah, well. i've been practicing for years. that's the best i got. >> jimmy: well, you look great. and thank you. so here we go. let's go up to our next contestant. guillermo, who do we have on the board? >> hi, i'm mara. >> jimmy: that's right. how could we forget. now, have you ever done any belly flopping before?
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>> no. i never have done a belly flop? you've never attempted one. you understand the concept, though, yes? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: and you understand that you will get extra points if your stomach comes out red. >> i do now. >> jimmy: you do now, okay, all right. do you have any questions before we do this? >> no. >> jimmy: is there any sense that i'm just killing time so we can stare at you? >> i guess now i know. >> jimmy: all right, guillermo, let's have a countdown, please. >> guillermo: three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's take a look at our instant replay. and amara leaps in -- i have to say, pretty good form. she doesn't have much of a belly. but -- i'm not sure how cheryl is going to judge seeing as how she did not actually see the dive. >> i did, i did, i was like this. >> i give her a 10 just for the bathing suit. but the dive was just crazy.
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>> jimmy: john gives it a 10. cheryl? >> i saw everything, jimmy, i give her a 9. >> jimmy: cheryl gives her a 9. and greg. >> i give her a 9 too. >> jimmy: greg also gives her a 9. >> the bounce there. >> jimmy: well, i have to say i'm surprised by this. amara, how do you feel about your flop? >> it didn't hurt as bad as i thought it would. >> jimmy: right now you are the leader with 28 points. that's going to be a hard number to beat. should we go into the next -- okay. next round? all right. let's go one -- what is that? cousin sal has handed her a hot dog. who is this gentleman? what is your name? >> it's terry, sir. >> jimmy: where are you from, terry? >> west los angeles. >> jimmy: wow, i can see the whole night sky in your pants. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: terry, are you an accomplished belly flopper? >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: all right, terry. ready to do this? >> yes, sir. i don't want to wet the judges though. >> jimmy: the score to beat is 28.
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guillermo, count him down. >> guillermo: three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. wow. like a tsunami. let's look at instant replay. you can see here he got some good height and then straight down. that's how you do it, folks. that is how you do it right there. let's find out -- again, cheryl did not see one second of that. and john henson, we start with you. >> you know what, i -- i'm going to have to deduct 1 point for the fit of the suit. >> jimmy: okay, john gives him a 9. cheryl? >> i don't have to shower for the next week. so i'm going to give him a 10. >> jimmy: cheryl with the perfect score of 10. and finally greg? >> i'm giving him a 10. >> jimmy: the new leader. >> way cool. >> jimmy: you're in the driver's seat right now. i think you did very -- you have to be happy with that. >> yes, i am, i appreciate the scores for today and the hot
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dog. >> jimmy: all right, the competition will march on. we are not finished. enjoy your hot dog. we have a good show for you tonight. jenna dewan tatum is here, we have music from st. paul and the broken bones, more bellies will be flopped, and we'll be right back with zach braff so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is lady. ♪ she's a unicorn... ...and a pegasus. and why is she strapped to the roof of my rav4? well, if you have kids... ...then you know why. now the real question. where's this thing going in the house? the rav4 toyota. let's go places.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight on the program, from "witches of east end" den that dejuan tatum is here. the debut album is called "half the city" from birmingham, alabama, st. paul and the broken bones from the at&t stage. you can see them live tomorrow night at the elray theater here in than. tomorrow night on our show, roseanne barr will be here, eric dane will be with us, music from tech n9ne. music from bleachers and spoon. so join us then. if you've joust joined us we've pulled a group of confused pedestrians off the street, we've put them in bathing suits, now they're ready to belly flop. who is our flopper number four?
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>> britney. >> jimmy: hi, britney, where are you from? >> georgia. >> jimmy: what part of georgia? >> rome, georgia. >> jimmy: are you a good belly flopper? >> i've never done it intentionally, but when i do it i think it's pretty good. >> jimmy: this time you're going to do it intentionally. guiller guillermo, count her down. >> guillermo: three, two, one! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: pretty solid, i have to say. let's look at the instant replay. and -- all right, we got pretty nice splash there. john henson, judge number one this. >> pound for pound that might have been the best performance. >> jimmy: john with the 9, a very good score. cheryl burke. >> she watered down my vodka soda so i have to give her a 9. >> jimmy: cheryl was a 9. finally greg? >> pretty good splash. >> jimmy: that's 27, were you
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happy with that score? >> yeah, that was great. >> jimmy: let's load somebody up on the platform and we'll be back later to finish this off. you know our first guest tonight from the television show "scrubs" and his movie "garden state." he made a new one and you may have helped him do it," wish i was here," it opens in theaters july 18th, please say hello to zach braff! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your, you want to strip off the suit and get out there and belly flop, you're more than welcome to. >> i don't, but there's no way that second girl is not a plant. because where did you find that completely attractive woman to jump in your pool? >> jimmy: this is hollywood, zach. >> then just walking down hollywood boulevard. backstage we're like, come on she's a plant. >> jimmy: i'm pretty sure she's an animal. but -- no. these are honestly -- we don't set these up, we grab people off
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the street. >> that's impressive. >> jimmy: thank you. how are you? >> good, man, good to see you. >> jimmy: this is your one day off. >> i flew to come see you, i dressed up for you, because i never go anywhere. i'm doing a broadway show. "bullets over broadway" which if you're in new york check it out. >> jimmy: woody allen. >> his first broadway musical. >> jimmy: that's exciting. >> intimidating, a 1,700 seat theater, it's giant, we do eight shows a week. it's really hard work. >> jimmy: is it? >> bizarrely you can only see when you're on stage the front row. the front row is so bad because the people are looking up like this. >> jimmy: oh, really. >> and so you have to -- i can only see them and they're a really wacky group of people. it's a discount seat they give out the morning of. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i have to entertain 1,700 people on three levels and the only people i can see are these really wacky people in the front row. i had an old woman fast asleep. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> there's a 20-piece orchestra,
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the show is very loud, there's gunshots, there's groups of 15 men tap dancing. this woman is fast asleep. and so at intermission i decided i would send her a red bull. and i sent her a note. and i said, look, it's very, very hard to do the show for the 699 other people if you're asleep. would you consider maybe having a couple of sips and waking up? and when i got out there, this is not a lie. i got out there to do the second act. we have these booster seats for kids, you know. like in the movie theater. her family had propped her up with booster seats. like on sides and behind her. they had put sunglasses on her. and the red bull was in her hand. it was like weekend at bernie's. and she spent the whole second act like this. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> to this day i do not know if she was alive. >> jimmy: you killed an old lady with an energy drink, wow,
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that's something else. you said it's hard. is it physically hard? >> yes. eight shows a week, it's really -- i messed up my knee. i fell. i did this fall -- the audience thought i did the most amazing pratfall. my hero john ritter would have been proud of me. it wasn't a pratfall, it was a real fall. i fell on my ass and the audience loved it, they thought it was hilarious. >> jimmy: did you finish the show? >> i had to pimp strut through the rest of the show. there's an understudy who can go on if i'm bleeding. if you hurt your knee they want you to limp through the rest of it. >> jimmy: do you think that guy hopes you get hurt snncht yes. sometimes i look over and he's like, soon. soon. one day. yeah, he's dying for me to get hurt. >> jimmy: you were at howard stern's 60th birthday party. >> yes. you did a fantastic job hosting. >> thank you. this is a -- by the way -- >> very embarrassing picture but i can explain it. >> jimmy: they put it online, if
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anybody wants it you can watch it for free. >> watch this moment. >> jimmy: this is an amazing moment. i was there. >> i have to explain why this is so embarrassing. >> you're on stage with slash, steven tyler, howard stern -- >> me, what the hell am i doing up there? here's what happened. steven tyler, end of the show, the began finale, so exciting. steven tyler's singing. i'm a giant howard fan as you know. steven tyler starts calling out actors who were in the audience. come on up here, zach braff! come on up here, robert downey jr.! calling everybody out. it's like that will ferrell movie, we're all going streaking! and will ferrell's the only one who goes. well, i was the only one who went. and so i get up there. whoo! i look behind me. no one else had come up on the stage. so now, look at this guy. now i'm on stage. and i don't know what to do except i start taking iphone
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pictures. i'm like, well, this is embarrassing. but at the very least i'll get a good shot of steven tyler. >> jimmy: i think you were dancing there. [ cheers and applause ] you did the right thing. zach braff is here. his movie isalled "wish i was here." we'll be right back! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by old navy this saturday only, old navy flip-flops for the family are just $1.
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about what it sounds like when you floor it from a full stop. >> yes, but we're on robertson boulevard so there will be no flooring it from a full stop, will there be? >> no, sir. >> thank you. cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: zach braff with his old pal in "wish i were here," which as movie -- this is the second movie that you directed, wrote, starred in. >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: you did it -- your fans funded this film. >> my fans and myself. i put my own money in and i went on kickstarter and my fans backed the movie, 47,000 of them. and it was funded and we had a month to reach our goal. and my fans funded it in 48 hours. >> jimmy: what a great thing that is. >> amazing. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, my amazing fans. >> jimmy: some people get mad. to me that's the best thing you can do, almost like selling the movie tickets in advance. do you want to see this? great. >> that was my pitch. like saying this film which i'm
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pretty sure you like, if you like "scrubs" and "garden state," i have a good sense what was you like. this film i can't get made. i'll put an assload of my own money in, if you can help me get over the difference, the extra, otherwise it can't get made. >> jimmy: sweet, a little sad, the kids are very cute. you're a dad in this movie which i think is a weird thing for to us see you as a dad. >> i'm a dad who doesn't know how to be a good dad. >> jimmy: no, not at all. >> yeah, by the end of the film he becomes a pretty darn good dad. >> jimmy: the fun dad yeah for sure. >> dream dad. >> jimmy: with "garden state" you won a grammy for the soundtrack. >> yes. >> jimmy: you have a great soundtrack here too. >> i went to some artists that i know and asked them, would you consider watching movie and writing a song in the spirit what was you thought of the movie? >> jimmy: who said yes. >> coldplay wrote a song that cat powers sings. bonavere wrote an original song
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and the shins wrote an original song. >> jimmy: you're back with the shins. >> i love the shins. i won that grammy and i beat out quinton tarantino, who's one of my heros. >> which movie was that? >> i think one of the "kill bill" movies. i love quentin tarantino, i liked watching him in film school, he's i think a living legend. i finally get to meet him, i'm so excited to meet him. it's at some party and he goes, you stole my [ bleep ] grammy, man! >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and my face was like, oh, no! this is horrible! i would so much rather be friends with quentin tarantino than have him be mad at me over this grammy. it's the only interaction i've ever had with him. we have a mutual friend. with this new movie, do you think he'll see the movie? she's like, oh, no, he's pissed about that diagrammy. >> jimmy: isn't him the grammy. >> i'd rather send him the grammy and -- >> do you want to go out.
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>> do you want to go again? >> jimmy: let's see. all right. who dough do we have there? >> bobby from tech medical la, california. >> jimmy: say hello to zach braff. >> hello, zach braff. >> i like your beard. >> jimmy: you look like you may have recorded one of the songs on his soundtrack. >> i can't tell you that. >> that's exactly what people on my soundtrack -- >> jimmy: it's going to take a perfect score to win this thing, do you think you're capable of it? >> i'm definitely going to give it my best shot. the beard might be able to help. >> jimmy: give it a shot, let's see what you've got. and here we go. >> guillermo: three, two, one! >> jimmy: oh, this is exciting. [ cheers and applause ] that's nice, belly flops, there was a lot of the physical action there. >> so much style i think, jimmy. >> jimmy: maybe too much style? john hits him with a 2. >> i'll look for him on "duck
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dynasty." >> jimmy: zach braff, everybody. "wish i was here" opens in theaters july 18th. when we come back we'll crown the belly flop champion, be right back! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. yup. all five of you for $175. our clients need a lot of attention. there's unlimited talk and text. we're working deals all day. you get 10 gigabytes of data to share. what about expansion potential? add a line anytime for 15 bucks a month. low dues... great terms... let's close. introducing at&t mobile share value plans... ...with our best-ever pricing for business. pets make us better people. they inspire us... to open our hearts to an unexpected friend. at petsmart, we're in it to create
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the belly flop competition, an intense night of flopping, now it's time to crown a champion. cousin sal, who is our winner tonight? >> sal: i think it's this guy right here. >> terry, man. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 29 points. there's no question that you are our champion tonight. congratulations to you. you may now accept the belly flopping trophy and a beautiful trophy it is. greg will place the medal around your neck. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how fitting. and yet -- how ill fitting at the same time. thank you to john henson, thanks to cheryl burke, thanks to greg luganis and all of our brave floppers tonight. we'll be right back with dewan-tatum! [ cheers and applause ]
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actress, dancer, team choice award winner, and the only person in america to get tatum channing in the privacy of her home. "witches of east end" premieres july 6th on lifetime. please say hello to jenna tatum! [ cheers and applause ] >> hi >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: did i apologize to you for the channing all over your tatum thing? >> no, you didn't. >> jimmy: is it necessary? >> it was awesome. you know i wanted to be in it. >> jimmy: you were pregnant at the time? >> i was nine months pregnant. in the song "let the babies be born," i should booty fans. >> jimmy: you should have. why didn't you? >> they told me i was too far. >> jimmy: too far? you can never go too far. >> exactly, thank you. i should have come to you. >> jimmy: you had the baby about
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a year ago. >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: you had a little girl. >> she's 13 months. >> jimmy: how nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: was it a good pregnancy? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: was it enjoyable? >> thank you. i actually had a really great pregnancy. i was very hippy dippy, like i'm not watching anything scary, nothing intense. i didn't watch "dateline." like, we are watching unicorns and fairy dust. i'm going to create the most amazing little being. and then -- >> jimmy: you know that's going to result in your daughter becoming an mma fighter or something. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: mixing meth in the garage. >> he's already creating a wrestler as we speak. >> jimmy: did he go along with that idea of all boss benefitty and all that stuff? >> you don't cross your wife when you're pregnant. no, no, he went along with it. but we found out he was filming in london. i'm going to have the baby in london. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> after we had the baby we went to a cottage which was like in the middle of nowhere in england. there was hardly furniture,
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there was no wi-fi. like nothing in this house but a tv with three channels. and one of the channels was called "the really" channel which should have been like "the really?" channel. crazy. they had like three documentaries. they had love me, love my doll. >> jimmy: what was that about? >> loving someone and then loving their -- their blow might have up doll. >> jimmy: this is where they put crazy americans on. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: they watch us and make fun of us. i know what they're up to over there. >> 500 pound scrotum was one of them. >> jimmy: that sounds like a baby book by the way. >> my baby book. and then we had fat girl in cedars. >> what? >> people that feed women to death. it was horrible. this is what i was watching with my 1-week-old, passing from boob to boob. channing was like, we didn't watch any of this when you were pregnant. you have me in the middle of nowhere with nothing sclal.
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>> jimmy: when the kid was inside, safe. once the kid came out, this is the world. fat growing feeders. >> learn now. >> jimmy: wow, how about that. where do you shoot your television show? >> vancouver. >> jimmy: in vancouver. >> yeah? you take the baby up there? >> yep. >> jimmy: were you pregnant when you were shooting the show? >> no, i -- actually, i found out i was pregnant when we were filming the pilot. so there was this whole discussion about when the show got picked up, what are we going to do? you know, i'm clearly very pregnant and i play a, you know -- a sexy character. >> jimmy: do witches get pregnant? >> yes, but not in this show. not yet. but we -- you know. i'm super pregnant. and they're like, you have quite a few love scenes, what are we going to do about this? >> jimmy: yeah, what are we going to do about this? >> there was a whole thing. there was talk of me filming half of the season super pregnant. if anyone saw me, i literally would touch this desk. >> jimmy: oh, really.
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>> i was so big. they were like, you're going to have to go and we're going to do the cgi with this tank top with like dots. i was going to get to get on top of a guy i never met, nice to meet you, super pregnant, film the love scene. then they were going to put my skinny stand-in. then cgi my face on my skinny stand- stand-in. >> jimmy: really? >> somehow that didn't work out. they called me, i think we're going to push production. they looked at the money. >> jimmy: you couldn't hold a plant in front of you while you're on top of the guy? >> that's what they do in all the other shows. purses, anything. they're like, no, not going to happen. >> jimmy: your husband channing mentioned something on the radio i think about -- maybe it was the tv interview, that jonah hill, his pal from "22 jump street," was in love with you. >> yeah. what? that's like -- i went to set the next day and people were like, oh, did you hear jonah's in love with you? what? i have no clue what's going on.
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truly, i'm jealous of them, i'm the third wheel. they have the most amazing bromance. i'm like, i'm here. i'm your wife, remember? i go out with you. it's crazy. >> jimmy: maybe that's why it's so perfect for jonah. >> i know. there you go. >> jimmy: he has it all there. well, the show, it's the second season of your show. >> yes. >> jimmy: no cgi in this one. >> no cgi, i am not hiding any nine-month pregnant belly. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah, it's fun. it's like brand new, it's a whole new, different look, darker, more intense. >> jimmy: what is the show that makes you pregnant? have you ever thought about that? >> what is the show that makes me pregnant? don't say that. i need some time. >> jimmy: you take all the time you want. season two of "witches of east owned" premieres july 6th, 9:00 p.m., on lifetime. dewan-tatum, everybody. we'll be right back with st. paul and the broken bones!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. i'll have my usual ultimate cheeseburger. you can have that. or-two new versions of the ultimate cheeseburger. one has sliced jalapeños and creamy ranch sauce, the other has sweet and tangy barbecue sauce and grilled onions, plus double meat and cheese like the original. new versions...? two new versions! now, this was just a training video, but these twists on my ultimate cheeseburger will blow people's minds. is that guy ok?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: thanks to zach braff, dewan-tatum, apologies to matt damon, ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, this is their album "half the city." here with the song "don't mean a thing," st. paul and the broken bones! ♪ ♪
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this is "nightline." >> and you know it's the worst i've ever seen. >> what happens when plastic surgery goes -- >> significant. >> -- terribly wrong? it's the ugly side of hollywood nobody wants to talk about until now. >> i've had just about as much as every other actress and model out there, i'm just willing to talk about it. >> we find out what really happens when the nips and tucks are far from perfect. ♪ plus ain't it fun? we're backstage with paramour, celebrating their hit song of summer. but when lead singer halley williams breaks out with mega hits like "stay the night," what happens to paramour? ♪
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