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7 news app. next newscast at 4:30 tomorrow morning right now on jimmy kimmel actor gerard butler. for all of 0us here appreciate your time have a appreciate your time have a good from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- gerard butler, meagan good, and music from matisyau, with cleto and the cletones. and now, you know what else -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, thank you. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining me here in the inner circle.
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we had a show on in primetime earlier tonight. here we are with the second one. we might do a third show in the middle of the night if i feel up to it. who knows. america, this country is gripped with basketball fever this week, game three of the nba playoffs tonight. did you know that before, before the game of basketball was invented, they used to feed tall people to alligators. they were considered to be worthless. uh-huh. spurs at american airlines arena in miami. the noise from the crowd in miami was deafening. have you ever heard the sound of 10,000 life alert bracelets all going off at the same time? trust me when i tell you, it is an experience you will not soon forget. there has been a lot of flopping so far this series. flopping is when you pretend you got knocked down. dwyane wade had a great flopping game too. he was being guarded by manu ginobili. i don't know what word you would use to describe this other than masterful. >> took a swipe on him, the way
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wade reacted it seems like he was hit. never trust the player. >> jimmy: good advice, ladies. the ref was so fooled, not only did he call the foul, he charged jib noginobili with a hate crim. they fined dwayne wade, $5,000 and teach an acting class at the learning annex. funny when they make them pay $5,000. dwayne wade makes $19 million a year doesn't include endorsements. $5,000 is not a deterrent. if you want to penalize him, shave one of his eyebrows off. the heat aren't the only ones that are visiting the flop house. furs center thiago came up with this in game one. >> it was a definite foul by james. and an even worse flop. >> jimmy: those inflatable stick figures at the car dealership. not only did he fall down, his bones turn to jelly on the way
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down. basketball isn't the only sport where players do this. this happened at a soccer match in germany. watch the coach in green here. >> jimmy: let's see that again in slow motion if we could. see, the guy kind of taps him on the shoulder. then darth vader chokes him with the force. and he collapses to the ground. do you remember last week they announced that donald sterling had approved the sale of the clippers for $2 billion. he was dropping his $1 billion lawsuit against the nba everything was going to be fine. well, last night sterling released a one-page statement titled "the team is not for sale." so i guess the team is not for sale. sterling says the league violated his constitutional rights and that he will take this to court to fight for justice. donald sterling is like, what's the opposite of rosa parks?
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[ laughter ] now his wife, shelley, who owns half the team is part of the family trust is fighting him. tomorrow she'll ask a probate court to give her the authority to sell. she wants to sell the team. no one knows exactly why sterling changed his mind. his attorney made the announcement today. listen closely to the wording he used it's interesting. it almost seemed like even he is surprised by this flip-flop. >> after due consideration and owing to the intransigence of the parties in addressing these legitimate concerns, mr. sterling is no longer selling the los angeles clippers. he will, instead, pursue his suit against the nba in federal court where we intend to prove that the actions against him are both discriminatory and -- correction, mr. sterling is selling the team. and he wishes steve balmer and the clippers organization all the best as they work with the legacy mr. sterling has spent
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the last 33 years building and the legacy he refuses to relinquish to a bunch of hypocrites who violated his right. donald sterling intends to fight, and he won't give up until the day he accepts $2 billion and puts this whole unfortunate incident behind him, which is today, because the sale is on. so thank you very much for nothing, you back-stabbing gold digger, no visor can hide your lying eyes, you ruined my life and i'll never sell my clippers. yes i will, no i won't. yes i will, no i won't. aahhh! [ bleep ]! >> having trouble making a decision. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, the big talk around these parts is not basketball, it's hockey. the l.a. kings lead the new york rangers 3-0 games in the stanley cup finals. watching the stanley cup finals
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is kind of like watching "game of thrones." in that it is violent. you've can't tell who anybody is because they all have beards. it has been a great series for l.a. so far they have only lost 30 teeth so far. the kings close it out tomorrow, the mayor of new york, bill de blasio, made a bet with our mayor garcetti, the loser has to come on our show and perform a song. which means mayor de blasio is one game away from singing "i love l.a." against his will. this the number one show for mayors to humiliate themselves on. they played game three last night at madison square garden. for fox new york, they were out there interviewing rangers fans before the game. some of them were i have to say refreshingly realistic. >> at all volumes. of all ages and genders. dressed as blind refs and bearded brothers. they filled an arena hoping to witness what dreams are made of. >> they're probably going to lose in overtime again. >> jimmy: i like that kid. 5 years old he already is a
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glass half empty kind of guy. believe it or not that young man was not the most colorful rangers fan fox ran into, that distinction goes too this gentleman who calls himself joey clams. >> joey clams, clams at sheepshead bay. >> while it left no doubt what city he called home, we wondered what joey clams knew of the team. >> donnie murdoch, got my haircut like his when i was 12 years old. nicky fatio, him and i skated on the same ice in staten island. nicky is my gumbatti. >> jimmy: there's a 99% chance that guy is related to me somehow. it's why we moved, it's why we left. all of los angeles has been rallying around the kings, even athletes from other sports. before the game last night, the dodgers posted this vine video. see if you can decipher what right fielder yasiel puig is saying here. [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: did he say, "go kinkos."
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that is -- play that again. [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: yeah, go kinkos. he loves making copies. we should introduce him to joey clams. president obama pulled an unusual maneuver yesterday afternoon. typically when he goes any place outside the white house he is surrounded by reporters, a pool of reporters that watch the president's every move. but yesterday he gave them the slip. obama and his chief of staff ran to starbucks on their own. i didn't know washington, d.c. had a starbucks. that company is apparently doing very, very well. look at this. this is a video. you can see president obama there shaking some hands. and he got the full starbucks experience. they even, if we can zoom in there. they even got his name wrong on the cup. [ cheers and applause ] and by the way -- it's not important. but interesting to note he didn't get coffee. he ordered a cup of tea.
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he went all the way to starbucks for tea. he must really love oprah, i have to say. here is something, something i would look to see sasha and malia participate in this year. to celebrate father's day, i am issuing one of our now infamous youtube challenges. last time on father's day, we asked people to squirt their dads with a hose and tape it. that worked out great. >> why are you doing this? >> jimmy: a good question. so this time, what i would like you to do is wait until your father is asleep, then flip on the lights, yell, hop on pop, and jump on the bed or wherever he is sleeping. i would like you to record this and upload to it youtube with the title "hey, jimmy kimmel, i hopped on pop." that way we can find it. look for a message from us. if we like your video we will play it on the show. you don't have to wait until father's day. feel free to burst in on him and do it right now if your dad is sleeping. we've already started to get submissions. here is just a taste if you're
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looking for inspiration. >> hop on pop. >> quiet! dammit, that hurt! >> jimmy: be careful not to hurt your dad or yourself. that would be a bad father's day gift. feel free to make him mad. hey, jimmy kimmel i hopped on pop. and remember. no amount of grounding can compete with the joy you and your family will get from embarrassing dad on national tv. by the way, i have a bone to pick with a whole other country, and that country is england. i look at clips from various tv shows from all over the world. i noticed that british television networks love stories about crazy americans. they scour our country for the, i don't know how they are getting in here, but they look for the most insane people they can find. then i guess they sit there and they laugh at us. to which i say laugh at your own crazy people. i am sure you have some. this is an example, barcroft tv, online british something, have
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no idea what, ran a profile of a 31-year-old guy from pittsburgh who has a very particular taste in women. >> from a young age, kyle realized pin-ups that were exciting his friend weren't catching his eye. >> the first time i realized i was in older women was 12, 13 years old. >> most controversial is his long time relationship with 91-year-old great grandmother marjorie mccoy. >> sometimes i feel like he's another son. until we hop in bed. the physical side of the relationship. >> despite his success with mature women, kyle does come up against -- >> jimmy: yes. weird. you know, end of the -- i don't want to ruin it. he got her pregnant and they had a 40-year-old baby. i want to clear something up. in case we have any brits watching.
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most americans do not date somebody, 60 years older. unless they live at the playboy mansion. then they do. otherwise, we don't. you got that? cheerio. i've been going to therapy for a while now, for years, only recently have i been sharing these sessions, my therapy sessions. been bringing a camera crew. because i, i don't hold anything back from my audience. anyone who knows me knows i give between 60%, sometimes 80%, 83% every night. my psychiatrist is a genius, his name is arden hayes, dr. arden hayes. in case you are interested in what is going on in my mind, in my personal time, here's what dr. hayes and i talked about this week. >> it's a big question and -- i don't expect you to have the answer to it, but -- >> i don't really have the answer to it. >> jimmy: you don't? >> no. >> jimmy: how do you know, i haven't asked it yet. >> well, just -- >> jimmy: should i ask? >> yeah. >> jimmy: sometimes when i go
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number two -- >> what number two? >> jimmy: you go number one, then you go number two. >> no. >> jimmy: number one when is you pee. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: number two the other thing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. so when i go number two -- surprised you never heard that one, being a doctor and all? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so when i go number two, i sometimes am sad to see it go. i feel like -- like some kind of a sense of loss. >> a loss of number two? >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, practically, yes. but emotionally i feel like, like i've lost something. >> why? >> jimmy: is that a normal thing? >> not so much. >> jimmy: you don't think so? oh.
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do you -- is something you have encountered before, have you ever talked to anyone about this? >> no, i haven't. so -- >> jimmy: is this something i should be worried about? >> i don't -- i don't -- i don't know. >> jimmy: are there any medications i could take, maybe? >> maybe oval pills. they're green. >> jimmy: green oval pills? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what do they do? >> they like make you feel better after -- after you go to the bathroom. >> jimmy: they do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's the name of them? >> medication after bathroom. >> jimmy: medication after bathroom. >> yeah. >> jimmy: interesting. a very nonspecific name. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't know why they call it either. >> jimmy: yeah, i would love to give them a try. could you write me a prescription for those? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you could? >> i could.
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>> jimmy: that would be great. in fact, i kind of have to go right now. thanks, doc. see you next week. >> announcer: jimmy kimmel's therapy brought to you by medication after bathroom, the green oval pills. ask your mommy if medication after bathroom is right for you. available at walgreens. >> jimmy: they have everything. tonight on the show, megan good is here. we have music from matisyahu. and we'll be right back with gerard butler. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you could be using a better clinical antiperspirant. because everything can be improved. a dive into the water can be better. a night out can be more exciting. a wedding entrance can be extraordinary. just as you work hard to improve things in your life, we've worked hard to give you our strongest protection ever. that's why we created degree clinical shower clean.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the program, beginning june 20th, you can see her in the new movie "think like a man too," the very beautiful meagan good is here. and then -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: his new album is called "akeda." making his seventh appearance on this show -- that means we like him a lot -- matisyahu from the at&t stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see matisyahu on tour all through the summer and into the fall. we have two new shows thursday night. after your late local news we'll be here with robert pattinson,
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pablo schreiber from "orange is the new black," and music from ne nico and vick. and we'll have a special edition of "lie witness news" and one-on-one against nate robinson of the denver nuggets. in basketball. that airs at 8:00 eastern, 7:00 central, and after the game on the west coast. our first guest tonight. trained to be a lawyer in his native scotland until he realized it was more fun to sword fight than sue people. he gives voice to a viking named stoic the vast in the new movie "how to train your dragon 2." it opens in theaters friday. please say hello to gerard butler. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. and welcome, welcome here and to the united states as well. i know you were in just in
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australia for quite a while. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how long were you there? >> i was there, four months i think. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. i love it. i tell you, i love it down there. i was, i was sad to leave. it's a beautiful country. >> jimmy: did you got a chance to throw a boomerang while you were down there? >> at easter my buddy took me on an adventure trip. and we stopped -- he's very good friends with the tribal elders, ayers rock, the famous rock in australia. we're here, the light's going down, we're with the tribal elders. one is like, i am going to show you a boomerang. he stand up and he throws the boomerang. it just keeps going. it lands on the other side of a tree. he literally just goes, huh. and walks away. and that was my, to me it was, i thought this i can't believe a tribal elder of the aborigine tribe is going to show me how to throw a boomerang. never saw it again. i don't know it is probably still there. >> jimmy: just playing fetch without a dog, i guess, huh? wow.
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that's something. now you, you get a chance to have fun while you are there, i guess from this trip? or all work while you are there? >> no, no. yeah, you always like to get some adventures in there. i have a nose for that. >> jimmy: you are adventurous? >> i'm adventurous. >> jimmy: i am not. they have that bridge in sydney, you can walk along the top of it? i chose not to. >> actually i chose not to as well. >> jimmy: you did. why not? >> i didn't choose not to. i just never got around with it. >> jimmy: you never got around to it. because you were doing more fun stuff. >> yeah. we had a lot of that kind of stuff in the movie. the movie was adventurous as well. >> jimmy: was it? >> lot of fighting. and a lot of, a lot of craziness on that. >> jimmy: i see. >> but then there was trips as well. >> jimmy: you brought video of one of these trips that -- a fishing trip, correct? >> i don't kind of know what -- it was, it was an everything trip. you know? it was a lot of stuff going on. and i actually, that's the reason i brought it. i was telling your producer, we did this. there were crocodiles and boars,
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and then there was -- and being dropped off -- and he's like, seriously? this is all in two days? and he said, i don't think i believe you. so, okay, i am going to. >> jimmy: there were crocodiles. there were boars. why were there crocodiles and boars? >> this guy, quite a famous adventurer in australia. >> jimmy: what is his name? >> i don't want to say his name. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> because there was -- >> jimmy: now i really want to hear the story. >> a lot of stuff i couldn't even put on this video by the way. this is the tame stuff, right? >> jimmy: okay. >> we pretty much arrived. and he gives me a rifle. there, they have a lot of feral animals like buffalo and stuff. he's like -- they kill them every year. i said no. i kill things in movies but it's not my thing. >> jimmy: you only kill humans. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i only kill humans. he gives me this lever action shotgun. before he tells me what it is for. i have never used one of these before. he says have a hold of that. so i pull it in. and immediately, the trigger goes right into my hand.
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i'm there five minutes. i know this guy is thinking. i'm looking like -- oh. pull it out. i'm thinking, i'm not going to say anything. we look down. and the blood is pouring from my hand. just pouring. what happened to you? no, it's fine. it's fine. they bandage me up now we are going to go fishing. yeah. so we did this blue hole fishing where you go in the chopper and you land on the edge of this coral just as the tide's gone out. you fish in holes. there's sharks swimming about. if you catch a fish you've got to pull it in in 10 seconds or the shark's going to take it. any time we were fishing, we do heli fishing, you stop at rivers and fish for it, i get really keyed up. right? he goes don't go too close to the edge. because there's a crocodile in there. there was crocodile everywhere we were. but, within half an hour the i have done this, we go straight to this blue hole. i end up falling in the blue hole. and i put -- it was on my right leg, cut all my leg in the coral, right?
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so now, blood is pouring down my leg. and i'm all bandaged up. they're like -- i mean, it was just -- >> jimmy: you are bait at this point? >> i'm bait. i was pretty much -- >> jimmy: we have, take a look at the video. tell us what we are seeing here. this is -- wow. >> he dropped us in the middle of the ocean. right? then he just -- he flew away. and the tide -- you know, they just dropped us. like right up to our waist. i remember saying, are you sure the tide is going out. where is he going anyway? he comes back. there's the boat. >> jimmy: in the middle of the ocean. >> on a sand bank, a mile out in the ocean. he realized he didn't have an engine. look at this. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. this guy. >> he's insane. >> jimmy: yeah, this is not a guy you should be hanging around with in general. >> this is how we were flying about. i spent a lot of time on my phone here. >> jimmy: a fan boat. >> by the way, we didn't have the best, which is spinning around at 70 miles an hour. a spin, him in the chopper above us.
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i mean, it was -- >> jimmy: who is that guy, the guy? >> that's big mac. i got to tell you about maccer, right? maccer, who has quite a shady and interesting past, he was in a gang of outlawed bikers. when he saw my cuts he gets out this first aid kit. he's like, no, no, wait. he starts cleaning, you don't understand, coral will grow inside these wounds. he spends half an hour washing out my wound. this guy like a mountain of a man. >> jimmy: wow, a beautiful experience you had with mac. >> yeah, beautiful experience. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. gerard butler is here. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] brought to help us out?s is whou oh yeah, he's the best. he doesn't look like he's seen a tool in his life. oh, he doesn't know anything about tools. aflac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac! but when i broke my arm, he lent a hand. he paid my claim in just four days. four days? wow!
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you wouldn't believe how everything has changed. >> some things change for the better. >> i think we did well with this one. >> oh, oh -- >> i got it, i got it. >> i'm a bit out of practice. >> well, you know, i didn't marry you for your cooking. >> i hope not. her meatballs could kill more beasts than a battle ax. >> i've still got a few knocking around in here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gerard butler, "how to train your dragon 2," the sequel. i presume means, correct me if i'm wrong, that they didn't train the dragons right the first time, i guess? >> probably could have been more aptly named.
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if you have a freight franchise you've got to stick with the name, you know? >> jimmy: is it fun to see your voice coming out of one of the character like that? >> it is. especially they use a lot of your movement i hadn't realized until the first movie. there was a time when -- that my principal animator sent me video next to stoic. i am saying it was rough, i almost gave up on you. and doing this with my eyebrows and hand. it was the exact same movements. >> jimmy: that is weird. >> then you are like, oh, i feel lake i am more than a voice now. you know? >> jimmy: maybe you should be getting paid more than you are in that situation. >> so weird. i was just thinking that as i'm saying that. definitely on the same track. >> jimmy: you have you seen the movie with an audience yet, had a chance to see it with families and that kind of -- >> yeah, we had the premiere sunday. the movie is fantastic. i have to say. i questioned i didn't know where they could go with it because i loved the first one so much. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> it's phenomenal.
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the atmosphere was incredible. it got such a massive ovation at the end. it was all kids. and so after, yeah, it was beautiful. and after the, the movie, i was outside. and all of these kids come up. they all say, nobody believes i am stoic, right. i am like, sweet, giggly, and, but stoic is this big -- parents coming up. this happened ten times they're like, i don't know, he doesn't believe you are really stoic. so i do the voice. and that's enough! and then you see these, like covered in spit. and they're half like, you know, oh, this is actually stoic. and the other half is, two of them started crying. and thendy this thing where like, if i did the impersonation you've got to give me a hug. i spent most of the premiere on my knees chasing way little kids. they all want to run away. get back here, give me a hug! and it was, i was pretending to be sweet. it was really quite sadistic.
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>> jimmy: you and i had a little competition this afternoon. neither of us knows the outcome of the competition. and, this is something we have only done once before. i did it with pharell. and -- and it went -- it went okay. i think it went pretty well. but i feel like i did great this time. i don't know how you did. because they keep it a secret from me. but what we did was we went out onto hollywood boulevard with a cell phone. and to see how many, you know what a selfie is. to see how many twofies pictures with strangers we could get in a 30-second time period. i'm going to warn you right now, i got a lot of them. i did. i did. so when we come back, what do we call this again? we came up with a great name. it's the twofie shootout. we'll be right back with that. gerard butler is here. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: back with gerard butler. still to come meagan good. time for the twofie shootout. the competition, we went out on the street with the cell phone to see how many selfies with two people. the rule is, strangers w approach. you have to get two eyes and a mouth in the shot. my eyes and mouth have to be in the shot. the other person's eyes and mouth. same for you. i went first. here's how that went. >> twofie shootout! >> gentlemen, take your positions. on your mark, get set -- >> selfie.
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selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. hi, selfie. hi, selfie. hi, selfie. selfie, please. selfie. hi, selfie. how are you? selfie. selfie. [ horn ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i get credit for that one. i get credit for that one. i said, i get credit for that one. it was upside down. i actually don't get credit for that one. >> good. >> jimmy: i think i did pretty well. we'll go ahead and add these up at the end. let's see how gerard fared. >> twofie shootout. >> gerard, take your position. on your mark, get set -- >> can i do a selfie?
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can i do a selfie? can i do a selfie? good man. hello, you. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. hey, how are you, man? good to see you. selfie. selfie. selfie. selfie. they're twofies. this way. selfie. how are you, man? selfie. >> hey, yo! >> selfie. jimmy kimmel i am taking you down. selfie. [ horn ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was solid. this is going to be tough. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's go through add them up. we'll start with mine. ooh, i don't get credit for that one. all right. still zero. one. two, three. four. five. oh, no, you're right. six. seven. eight. nine.
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ten. oh. nothing. oh. okay. 11. 12. and just -- all right. is there any other? any others? 13. 13 is my number. [ cheers and applause ] that's pretty good. i think the last time i got eight. >> no. >> jimmy: let's see how gerard did. here we go. one, two, three. four. ha-ha. that doesn't count. five. six. seven. eight. nine. oh, my god. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. [ cheers and applause ] 15. you win! >> yeah!
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>> jimmy: still to come, music you know our next guest from the movies "anchorman 2" and "think like a man." now she combines those titles in "think like a man, too." it opens in theatres june 20th. please say hello to meagan good. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm good. >> jimmy: very good to see you. you got married since the last time you were here. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the reason i mention that specifically is because i know your husband has a lot of jobs, right. >> yes, he does. >> jimmy: he's a preacher, a motivational speaker. >> yes, an executive, an author. yeah. >> jimmy: he is doing a lot of work. >> yes. >> jimmy: and you guys are writing a book together? >> yes, writing a book, called "the wait." it's basically about -- well, we
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waited to have sex before we got married. >> jimmy: yeah, why would you do that? [ laughter ] why would he do that? is really what i'm wondering. >> thank you. i think because i have been in a couple relationships. i was like, you know this isn't really considering for me. i wanted to do something different. spiritually what i believed i always should have done. i was like, you know, i'm going to try it this way. >> jimmy: that is different. >> it was very different. it's been amazing. >> jimmy: how long was the wait? >> a year. >> jimmy: that is quite a wait. so you guys -- wait, so you met, you got married one year later. >> no, we met eight years prior on a general meeting. and then we reconnected on "jumping the broom" a movie about a young woman who waited to have sex with her husband before she got married. >> jimmy: you must be a real method actor then. [ laughter ] whose idea was this? >> both of ours. he had been celibate for almost 11 years. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah, because he is a minister. so he didn't want to get up on the pulpit and do this thing and
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not be doing what he was saying. >> jimmy: why? that's what most ministers do. >> hey, hey. well, not mine. >> jimmy: wow. that is remarkable. so you guys wrote a book. is this like a how-to? it seems pretty self-explanatory. >> no, you know what? you would be surprised. obviously we all know it is tough. but there were tricks we learned that actually helped. the book is about -- >> jimmy: wait, give me one trick. >> one of them was, you know, parting ways, time to part ways. you know. you feel like it is getting too hot and heavy. you just have to go. >> jimmy: never go near each other. chapter 8. wow, that is something else. >> yes. >> jimmy: so at the wedding now this must have been -- did you rush through the ceremony? okay. thank you. >> the crazy thing is that we wanted the wedding to be when the sun went down. it was supposed to go down at 6:00 or 7:00 that evening and it didn't. >> jimmy: the sun was off schedule? >> the sun was off schedule which really stressed me out. we waited like an hour and a
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half which worked out fine because i had a bridesmaid who didn't show up until we actually walked down which would have been an hour --. >> jimmy: are you kidding? you were waiting to consummate your relationship and your bridesmaid was late. >> yes. >> jimmy: you still speak to her? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: harshly? >> no, she's an interesting person, bigger than life. >> jimmy: she's a pain in the ass is what you're trying to say but you love her. >> i do, i do. >> jimmy: so everybody knows. this must be on everybody's mind at the wedding. the topic of all the speeches. at one point, a cousin i love off to pieces. he got up, said this spiel, he knew he couldn't wait, he was working out, kind of just went totally left. at a certain point he has eight aunts. they were looking like are we talking about this in front of everybody. it went, really, really left. so, yeah. needless to say that was the topping of everybody's speech. >> jimmy: i would think so. had i been giving a speech it would have been the topic of mine as well.
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your movie is about a wedding also? >> yes. >> jimmy: in las vegas. set in las vegas. >> yes, yes, complete craziness. we actually were working a majority of the time. but when we weren't working we were people-watching. you get to know all the ladies of the night as they go about their business -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. the person at the same gambling machine every night. you are like, oh, my god. >> jimmy: i grew up in las vegas. whenever anyone would come visit i would point out -- i'd point hookers out to them. >> right. i got that good. >> jimmy: they were never hookers. i would point out random women. i'd go that's a hooker. they'd be like, really, how did you know? you just know. how do you know? when there is a hooker around? will that be in the book? >> no, that won't be in the book. you just know. they're watching everything. paying attention. they kind of look do their whole thing before they move in. they kind of start of conversation. and then you see them leave with an unsuspecting guy. then you see them back not too much longer.
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so, you know. >> jimmy: you learned a lot in las vegas, what you are saying? >> yes, yes. i did. >> jimmy: it's something else. great to see you again. congratulations. and you recommend the whole waiting thing? [ cheers and applause ] >> i do. i do. i do. yeah, i love it. >> jimmy: did your husband go, like, oh, what a mistake i made? >> no, i think he is very happy. i mean, this is honestly the happiest i've ever been in my life. and i think it's partially -- >> jimmy: because of meeting me? >> uh -- yes! >> jimmy: sweet of you to say. >> no, i think it's because of how we approached everything. and we really learned the physical part of it later. we really got to know each other. >> jimmy: listen, come back when this book comes out. i want to interrogate him too. >> oh, yes. fun times. >> jimmy: meagan good, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the movie is "think like a man too." it opens june 20th. we'll be right back with matisyahu! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> dicky: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizingkfñcxoqcaiñr world. >> jimmy: thanks to gerard butler, meagan good, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time and patience for him. "nightline" is next. first the new album, here with the song "surrender," matisyahu! ♪ ♪ go figure pull the trigger while i simmer in the sun tell my lady i'll be with her ♪ ♪ when the summer's come and gone you are the moon on the rise you are my tide ♪ ♪ you are the one sing the song of creation and an anthem for the young in my next life ♪ ♪ ♪ could i take another turn
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♪ surrender surrender ♪ two eyes make the prize ♪ live the life i know why dove cries stars shine ♪ ♪ and i fly through the night with my sights set on the next bet ♪ ♪ my life is not set yet i got no regrets cause to get where i could take another turn ♪ ♪ the burning of another day could i move like a prince slay the dragons in my way ♪ ♪ i'll be dancing in the wilderness 'til my dying day i'll be dancing ♪ ♪ on the grave of the brave i have slayed in my next life ♪ ♪ surrender surrender
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♪ hey oh ♪ hey yeah ♪ run for the mountains we'll run for our lives ♪ ♪ say you are a nation of slaves with no sight but i surrender my vision to your glory ♪ ♪ it's the story of a silent sky ancient eyes ♪ ♪ new baby blues and old brown horizon i surrender to your glory ♪ ♪ surrender my vision ♪ surrender my vision
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