right now on jimmy kimmle, robert pat -- pattonson. >> have a great night.

>> jimmy: you are going to make me cry if you keep doing this. yet another big night of basketball here on abc. the heat and spurs, have you been watching this series, matched up in game four of the nba finals? i guess the answer is no. tonight in miami and the next game in san antonio. they go back and forth. so the spurs can go home and feed their turtles in between games. the finals teach us a lesson. that lesson is we are short. we're not as big as other people. while america was focused on basketball tonight, the rest of the world was watching soccer today. the world cup started in sao paulo, brazil, brazil beat croatia, 3-1. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if this is a bad sign, the first goal, brazil scored, the first goal the home team scored in their home country was against themselves. they accidentally scored on

their own goal. so, we're off to a flying start. there were a lot of question as but whether brazil its ready for the tournament. yesterday their chief sports minister told reporters, quote, wait it's here. as of yesterday, there were reports that five of the 12 stadiums brazil built for the world cup still weren't finished. right now spain is scheduled to play the netherlands in the parking lot of the home depot over there. casa depot over there. but today's game went off without a hitch. the festivities have begun and it is time now for our world cup play of the day. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hp chp [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i am really going to

make, i am going to make a concerted effort to watch the world cup this year. it would help if the american team does well. but no one is expecting them to. not even their coach is expecting them to do well. for real. coach klimson, said it was not realistic for the team to win the world cup this year. thank you for the pep talk, coach. he's a real vince lombardi pooper. klimson is from germany. why does team usa have a german coach? does that make sense? do we really need a guy in there that thinks david hasselhoff can sing? and just his way of talking, i have to say it doesn't blend with the traditional american can-do spirit. i don't know what he is like in practice. at the press conference this morning, he wasn't exactly inspirational. >> will we win the world cup? to me it is just not realistic. in fact, the thought of winning anything in life is but a cruel joke.

played on the foolish, weak-minded. for we are but vapors, shrinking through the voids, and merging with the blackness once more. silence and nothingness forever. next meaningless question. >> you see what i am saying? it's not the kind of thing you are going to grab your pom-poms and run on to a field with. not almost is everyone on the planet excited about the world cup, a few people who aren't on are excited, too. three astronauts on the space station made this video. you can see they got a little mini soccer ball there. they got their shoes off. and they're kicking the ball around in zero gravity. it was all fun and games until they broke a window and everyone got sucked into space. look at that. that's good. that's -- [ cheers and applause ]

>> the people that gravity would be -- [ indiscernible ] >> the official world cup soccer ball. 0 the l.a. galaxy sent this to me. you want to play, guillermo? >> guillermo: sure. >> jimmy: you play on the weekends, right? >> sunday. >> jimmy: you will be the goalie. i will try how to kick the ball through the doors. open the doors. okay open the doors. you be the goalie. i will kick it through. >> jimmy: oh. >> guillermo: no, try again. i was not ready. >> jimmy: what happened? it seemed like you were ready. >> guillermo: that's cheating. >> jimmy: you were ready. you were ready. >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: i never played soccer before. yeah, throw it. throw it over here. okay. all right.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you try to score on me. i'll be the goalie. yeah. all right. >> guillermo: one more. >> jimmy: give it another try. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: sorry. >> jimmy: and now the wave of pain comes. >> guillermo: sorry. >> jimmy: this is the cup part of world cup that i forgot. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, uh -- this seems like an appropriate topic. father's day is this weekend. i won't be having any more

children, but don't forget to call home and tell your mom to wish your dad a happy father's day on sunday. no one seems that excited about father's day. father's day is the microsoft zune of holidays. it is important. without fathers, who would be disappoint in little league games. if you haven't found a gift for dad. this year give him something he wants, a bottle of whiskey and some fireworks. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: also sunday, the season finale of "game of thrones." i love the show "game of thrones." [ cheers and applause ] one of my favorite characters is hodor, a big guy, carries a little boy around. only thing he says his name. he says hodor, only word he knows. see what happened when he was on "the family feud." i will give you 18 points. we asked 100 single men, on a scale of one to ten, what chance do you have of dating a girl who is a 10?

you said -- name a kind of place where people keep checking their watch, you said -- survey said -- [ buzzer ] [ buzzer ] >> name a noisy insect, you said? [ buzzer ] >> name something a person's belly does? you said -- survey said? [ buzzer ] >> growls. that was the number one answer. fill in the blank, a married couple may be deeply in what? you said? survey said -- [ buzzer ] >> i'm sorry, folks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's disappointing. the whole hodor family. we have some fun guests for you tonight. really great music duo from

oslo, they're african-norwegians. they're from norwegia. from orange is the new black, pornstache himself, pablo schreiber and the beautiful robert pattinson will join us too. [ cheers and applause ] you can scream as loud as you want. he won't be able to hear you. his ear drums exploded in 2009. i almost forgot to give you your donald sterling update. the sale of the clippers, got more complicated. after agreeing to sell the team for $2 billion. donald sterling changed his mind. he issued a statement calling colleagues in the nba incompetent, hypocrites, bullies and despicable monsters. he wrote, we have to fight for the rights of all americans. we have to fight these despicable monsters. this is the reason i will not sell my team. he is a freedom fighter, that's what this is all about. yesterday, his wife, shelley, asked a judge to give her the authority to sell on the ground that her husband is mentally incapacitated. according to published reports,

mr. sterling was examined by two separate neurologists and did not fare well on the test. they said he couldn't put numbers on a blank clock face. a test to determine mental fitness. putting the numbers where they are supposed to go on the clock. another test if you are trying to sue somebody to stop them from giving you $2 billion. you might be mentally incapacitated. in fairness to donald sterling, this is the clock, to fill in the numbers. see the whole thing, see the whole thing, you may see why he had a problem with that. [ cheers and applause ] shelley sterling has a court date scheduled for july 7, the judge will grant or deny her request for control of the team. the nba put a september 15th deadline on the sale, at which point the league may seize the team to sell it themselves. that's when oprah and i swoop in and take it. [ cheers and applause ] this team is about to go over

overtime. if you watch our primetime special, earlier tonight, you saw we sent our news crew to san antonio, outside the at & t center. we managed to catch a bunch of spurs fans bs-ing on camera, made up fake players name and fake basketball facts. they pretended to know what we were talking about. sports fans have a tendency to do this. since we had fun with spurs fans we thought it only fair to do the same with heat fans. here now in the interest of equal time, our miami heat edition of "lie witness news." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> what is your name? >> nick. >> who are you rooting for? >> heat all the way. >> excited about the final? >> heck yeah. >> how's the heat's offense going to match with the spur's man-to-man grinder app? >> i think it will be more outside shooting from lebron.

>> don't think they will take it inside? >> i think tim duncan, but i think they will stick to the outside shots. >> a lot of man-to-man penetration? >> yeah. yeah. >> now break down the spurs barathian defense for me? >> the barathian defense is awesome. >> what makes it special? >> the players they bought into it. they know what it's about. nobody else knows what it is about, but the players know what it is about. >> better than the start defense that they used to play? >> yeah, definitely. definitely. that start defense never works. >> how does it compare to the targarian offense? >> the targarian offense is a whole another level. i don't think they can touch that. >> in what way, how is it on a different level? >> nobody know what it is. i don't know what it is. >> will the heat handle the spurs defense? >> that's one thing i'm worried about. if you are going to teach your kid to play basketball you would them to watch the spurs because they do everything so fundamentally sound. >> are you excited about the

recent play of heat center kareem myjeans? >> he plays, he hasn't brought the whole time. so i'm very excited. >> some people say he just shoots all over the place? >> he can shoot all over the place. but at the same time -- >> he's not a young guy. >> no, not the young guy. every time you get possibility where the team lets you hit, they have confidence in you to make the shot. >> if the spurs pick up the tempo of the game, will the heat be able to turn down the what? >> of course, definitely. >> san antonio is mourning the loss of their assistant coach diala mo. how important is it to remember remember diala mo? >> very important. >> fans will scream out remember -- di alamo? >> let's give a shout out to kareem myjeans and di alamo.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still in a lot of pain, i have to say. it didn't go away. it usually does. you may have injured me permanently, guillermo. >> one more thing, thursday night. time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is this week in "unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> i will ask you quickly how many [ bleep ] have you two -- [ bleep ] because i have seen you in at least two dozen since we have been here ten minutes? >> i have [ bleep ] 2,000 >> we have operated under the presumption logically the spurs don't [ bleep ] themselves? >> yes, they do. >> the spurs were so good in the fourth quarter of game one. >> we all want to [ bleep ] jim parsons. >> that may not be true. >> remember, send your white hot [ bleep ].

>> two of the three men who are [ bleep ] me right now -- have really huge [ bleep ] >> i am actually an aerospace engineer by day and pig [ bleep ] by night. >> name something that you wish was smaller than it is? >> my [ bleep ]. >> your [ bleep ]? >> on zach rider. rider passed out immediately. ♪ >> all right, that's enough. >> tonight on the show, pablo schreiber. nico & vinz and robert pattinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, a man who for the rest of his life will be known as "pornstache", from "orange is the new black." pablo schreiber is here. and then a very talented duo from norway, their new single is called "am i wrong", making their television debut, nico & vinz from the at&t stage. we have another special show for you in primetime sunday, alongside game 5 of the nba finals. our guests will be cameron diaz and jason segel, and we'll have the results of our "hop on pop" father's day youtube challenge. we asked people to leap on their sleeping dads. and, sure enough, they did. and join us next week, with eric bana, clayton kershaw, ludacris, kesha, josh groban, brad paisley, jungle, linkin park -- and the mayor of either l.a. or new york, depending who wins the stanley cup, is going to have to sing. in other word the mayor of new york will have to sing on the show. i hope you are doing your vocal

exercises, de blasio. >> jimmy: our first guest is an internationally adored young man who has traded in his fangs for good -- his new movie "the rover." it opens in new york and l.a. tomorrow. please say hello to robert pattinson. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, ladies, calm down. robert has some things he need to say to you. >> god, i still get so nervous, it is crazy. >> jimmy: i don't blame you for getting nervous. there are people screaming at you. like if that happened when you walked into the mall or something, you would probably call the police. yeah. how is everything? >> yeah, good.

>> jimmy: last time you were here you, told me you were, your living arrangements were shaky, you said you were living under an archway next to some garbage cans, is that still the case? >> i wish. it's gone way downhill. >> jimmy: do you have a home, found a place to be, to exist? >> yeah, i have kind of a little bit more at home in l.a. >> jimmy: are you staying inside the house now or still sleeping outside of the house for no reason? >> my parents borrowed my house. >> jimmy: they did. >> which i was borrowing off someone else. they were going to kick me out when i got back from toronto. that's the end of that. i am homeless again. >> jimmy: you are homeless. what happens with all of your stuff? if you didn't have a house, where do you keep it all? >> not entirely sure. >> jimmy: really? >> it is somewhere. i wish i knew. >> jimmy: it is somewhere, in in california? >> yeah, i think it i have

storage spaces that have a secret key to them somewhere? >> jimmy: you don't know where the storage spaces are. >> i'm sure they are somewhere. one of my migions. >> do you keep minions in the space as well? >> jimmy: what kind of stuff do you keep in your storage facility? i have like, well i have stuff that, i don't know why i won't throw it away. i should throw it away or give it away. but i want to hang on to it even though i know i'll never see it again. >> are you talking about something specifically? sounds like you are thinking about something? >> jimmy: certain pieces of furniture, i have a weird attachment to for some reason and i keep it thinking i will give it to a relative or one of my kids or something like that. >> yeah, i was looking for my teen choice award, surfboard the other day. i wanted to make a glory corridor to intimidate guests.

like hunting trophies. >> jimmy: one shaped look a surfboard. how many of those do you have? >> i just got informed, i don't have as many as i thought i did. >> jimmy: you are missing -- >> i have like 30, right? no, you have three. >> jimmy: you were going to put your teen choice awards on display? >> yeah, i couldn't find them. i could only find one. i think they printed the award all on one. they cheated me out of my, my 30 surfboards. >> jimmy: i am sure you will win more. maybe you can build yourself a home out of teen choice awards. you claim to own like 1,000 suits, yes? i never know with you, because you told me last time you were here that you make up a lot of lies for no reason. >> panic. it's panic. >> jimmy: is it? >> some times, i just go down the rabbit hole, i can't get out out of. i have extraordinarily heavy saliva.

it's funny. i noticed it the other day. why am i talking about that? >> jimmy: more thickness. >> if i try to spit. i can only get about -- >> jimmy: really. >> i know. some one informed me the other day, i have very heavy saliva. i thought it was because i didn't have much lip power. but i found it easier when i'm lying, for some reason, the panic and adrenaline makes your -- >> jimmy: loosens your saliva up. >> it thins out. >> jimmy: i never heard any one say they have heavy saliva before. have you weighed it? we should have people drool into a glass and weigh yours against theirs. >> have you ever had some one spit you in a kind of erotic way? >> jimmy: let me think about it for a second. no, i haven't. i haven't had that.

>> it's pretty great. >> jimmy: it's good. your saliva is so thick, you could literally bruise somebody. this seems like a good time for us to take a break. are you watching the world cup? >> i watched it today. >> jimmy: do you play soccer? are you a soccer guy? think about it. maybe you want to try to score on guillermo over there. we'll be right back, robert pattinson is here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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sequel to "brokeback mountain" that is our first date. >> jimmy: a lot of chemistry between you. i like that. where did you shoot the movie? >> in australia. >> jimmy: what part of australia? >> mainly in a town called murray, which is eight hours into the outback from adelade. there is nothing. town of 250 people. >> jimmy: they couldn't find a more conveniently located -- >> looks all most identical to north of l.a. just sand. >> jimmy: your storage facility is probably right next to a place like that. did you look that being in a tiny little town like that? >> yeah, no, it was great. great. it was an interesting place. there was something quite magical about it. that it is, just, kind of, it's serene in its desolation. >> jimmy: did they find out about your heavy saliva while you were there?

how many people live in that area? in that town? >> like 50 people. then the next town is three hours away or so. >> jimmy: what do they do for a living the 50 people? do they do anything? >> i have no idea. there is virtually nothing there. >> jimmy: how long were you there? >> a month. >> jimmy: you've didn't talk to any of the 50 people in the town. >> i did. >> jimmy: you could have literally slept in each one of their homes for a night. >> an incredibly bizarre experience. one night, like we lost, people kept disappearing. there were no street lights outside of the pub. we were all living in a pub. if you left, you're gone. then one night me and a couple other people, we were looking, my brother. looking for guy. and come to the one light on the house at 4:00 in the morning. guy is like giving this 80-year-old woman a back massage with his shirt off. and it's like -- >> jimmy: i don't know if this is one of your lies or not, but i like it.

>> scoot came back one day like on a horse. he was lost for four hours. we went on a search. suddenly walks, riding bareback on a horse. never ridden a horse before. and where did you get this horse from? he was like, it was just tied up. >> jimmy: well the movie is called "the rover" opens in new york and los angeles tomorrow. i've don't know if i believe anything you just said. but the movie came out great. robert pattinson, everybody. we'll be right back! ♪ so tell me about that at&t best-ever family pricing thing. its ten gigs of data to share with unlimited talk and text, and for a family of four, its $160 a month. $160 a month? sign us up.

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♪ >> hi there. >> you may next know our next guest from "the wire." he plays the corrections officer known as pornstache. on "orange is the new black." season two is available now on netflix. please say hello to pablo schreiber.

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> first, welcome. i enjoy you on the show. i am wondering when they told you the name of the character, you would be playing, was named, was pornstache. were you happy about that or were you concerned about that? >> why would i be concerned about that? that is amazing. it's like the biggest gift you can get as an actor. we are going to give you a name that is going to be iconic and no one will ever forget. >> jimmy: you're right. we'll see how happy you are about that in 20 years. >> yeah, true. >> ask screech how much he liked that name. this is what you look like on the show. and you look very -- very different. you really -- it really changes everything, actually. i mean you look wholesome in

real life. and you look like, well, i was going to use profanity, no, yeah. the hair is incredible as well. >> i would hit that. >> jimmy: that's nice. is it nice that you don't have the mustache when you are in public because you can go, like a little more incognito? >> yeah, one of the beautiful things about this character that that is the ultimate disguise right there. you know for me, in my daily life, obviously, i get to walk around and look like this. so people don't really notice me. with a character like that and also with the character like, william louis, who i played on "law & order svu," people tend to probably want to throw things at me when they see me in public. so the fact that they don't recognize me for that character is a positive thing. >> jimmy: is that a real mustache? >> what's real, jimmy? i mean, you know? they glue it on my face every day. it felt pretty real to me, you

know? >> jimmy: have you thought about just growing one? >> no. no. never did. never did. no, first of all i only grow what we call in professional circles as a duster. so, if, it wasn't called duster, porn duster or dusterstache was called pornstache. we needed something big, walrusy, that's what we got. >> jimmy: what do actual prison guards think of your character. ever hear from those people? >> got a couple hits on twitter from the guys. it was disturbing. only realize in retrospect how disturbing it was. the main comment they said was wow, he is so realistic. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> if you have seen the show, he is not that wholesome, and his behavior is pretty suspect, so if that's what prison -- >> jimmy: it is very suspect, yes. do they get netflix in prison? prisoners watching the show. any letters from them?

they will write letters if they are seeing it. >> prisoners. right, they have a lot of time. >> jimmy: i happen to get a lot of letters from prisoners. >> i'm sure you do. >> jimmy: they are never on a full piece of paper. because i think they are tries to save paper. they will rip a piece. send you a piece of paper with something -- >> toilet paper ever. get one of those? >> jimmy: almost all of them have been wrongly accused. >> it goes around in those circles. an interesting thing. why is that? >> jimmy: what are the odds that all the guys have been wrongly accused? >> so crazy. >> jimmy: yet they have been, because they wrote it down clearly. where are you from? >> british columbia, canada. >> jimmy: beautiful. >> whoa. really, come on! >> jimmy: where specifically? >> from a little town, winlaw, only some can pronounce. i was born on a hippy commune. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah, my mom got sick of it.

moved off when i was 6 months old. she wanted electricity. >> jimmy: you got lucky. is your mom a hippy? why she was living there? >> i suppose. >> jimmy: maybe there to beat up hippies. >> she went to a hippy commune to beat people up, and had a baby while she was there. >> jimmy: weird sequence of events. >> strange how that happens. >> jimmy: you were born there and moved to winlaw. >> yeah, pretty much, the hippy commune was in wimer. this is abstract. nobody will know it unless they are from these towns. >> jimmy: especially those people who do not have electricity and are not watching television. >> crazy, which i grew up without. >> jimmy: oh, boy, oh, my god. what a nightmare. >> i know. i know. >> jimmy: how old were you when you got television? >> i was 12 years old. >> jimmy: oh, boy. grew up in a little bit of a bubble. >> you poor baby. it was a big year. the year i got tv was amazing. it was christmas. and they decided, my mom got with a new guy, my new step dad.

he wanted to have tv. so he convinced her. >> jimmy: thank god. >> yes. then along with tv came, the nintendo. >> oh. >> triple play. >> jimmy: oh, wow, yes. >> mario brothers, duck hunt. the world class track & field. where i learned the moves. i came out of the elevator. >> jimmy: you must have been in love with this new boyfriend. >> he was amazing. >> jimmy: yeah, really. >> he didn't last. >> jimmy: when he left did the tv and nintendo go? >> went away. that's okay. i moved in with my dad. he got cable. >> i moved up. things really turned around for you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's the ruling? i wonder now, because i started watching the second season. but i don't know what i can say about it because of the spoiler rules. what is the time period at which i can start discussing what happens on the show? >> i don't think you can, ever.

>> you have to be abstract forever. >> jimmy: that is ridiculous. >> i started to walk around. look around. see if any one from netflix is around. i'm worried they're going to grab me, kick me from behind. >> jimmy: the netflix people. >> they're not here. there's one behind you but he promised not to kick. very good to meet you. and congratulations on your success. pablo schreiber! all episodes of "orange is the new black" are available now on netflix. when we come back -- music from nico & vinz.

hey, if you could be any dinosaur, which would you t-rex. that's dumb, cuz when you're hungry late at night, your little t-rex arms couldn't stuff your face with - my new chick-n-tater melt munchie meal. it's got crispy chicken, hash browns, and gooey cheese on a buttery croissant. that's french. ok, i get it. so what would you be? a long armed t-rex. jerk.

>> jimmy: i'd like to thank robert pattinson, pablo schreiber, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of happy birthday to this person! happy birthday! "nightline" is next. but first, with their single "am i wrong" --nico and vinz. ♪ ooh --- ooh ooh ooh --- ooh ooh ooh --- ooh ooh ooh --- ooh ♪ am i wrong for thinking out the box from where i stay am i wrong for saying that i choose another way

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this is "nightline." >> tonight these people say they paid this man hundreds for a job advertised on krecraigslist. only they never got one. we go undercover to see what is going on. see what happens when we confront the ex-con allegedly behind it all. >> reporter: how do you sleep at night knowing these people who need jobs aren't getting those jobs. >> job hunters beware. plus, clooney outburst. the very private hollywood megastar coming out now to protect not only his fiancee but his future mother-in-law. so what made clooney fighting mad? >> ah!