have a good weekend. >> on jimmy kimmle, actress melissa mccarthy. >> have a good night. "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, melissa mccarthy. marc maron. and music from royksopp & robyn. with cleto and the cletones. and now, let's face it, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you very much. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. we're glad you're here. today was --

[ cheers and applause ] not your average monday. it's a special day today. do you remember the smile on little karen's face when frosty the snowman came back to life? well, that's kind of how i felt today when the honorable mayor rob ford returned to the city of toronto. oh how i've missed that sweaty pink man. it's always a great day for a city when their mayor comes back from rehab. and of course it did not go without controversy. right off the bat the mayor angered much of the media by holding an invite-only press conference in his office, which only holds 25 people. one of them being him. so it was a little crowded. but i have to say the mayor seemed like a new man. he was contrite, he was emotional, he promised to continue with his treatment. and according to his brother doug, the mayor went from a size 52 waist to size 44. he lost eight inches off his -- that's a lot of the weight to lose in three months. did he go to rehab or did he go into the woods to give birth to a horse? in any event, we got our first

glimpse at post-rehab rob ford today. whatever you think of the mayor you have to admit he looks good. >> i worked with a professional team of dedicated doctors, nurses, counselors, and the best trainer anyone could ask for. >> jimmy: obviously, yes. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations to mayor ford. we'll keep our fingers crossed. in other world news we're down to the final four on "the bachelorette." we're down to our last nick and we're completely out of zachs. "the bachelorette" is the show based on the theory that constant jet lag combined with an endless supply of chardonnay may cause you to believe that a guy named mike pee is your soul

mate. the bachelorette flew to belgium to send them home -- do they all fly home together? because they all have to go home. anyway, her final four picks. nick v., chris, marcus, and josh m. which is particularly rewarding for me because the week the season started the first week i had andi on the show. before seeing anything other than the first episode, i predicted which guys would be in her final four. so now that we're down to the final four, let's see how i did. >> your final four will be -- nick v. chris. marcus. and the man you will pick, guaranteed. >> okay. >> jimmy: josh m. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 4 for 4. that is why they call me nostradamus. [ cheers and applause ] wow. if only i was that good at

predicting anything else in life. i do have to -- i don't come up with these. i pick all the dancing stars myself. but my wife molly and our co-producer aaron advise me on "the bachelorette." by advice, they tell me who to pick. how the hell do you know who the final four are going to be from the first episode? i don't understand it. >> molly and i watch the episode together and we print up pictures of every single guy and we write notes next to it and we're watching and they get out of the limo. if they have a cheesy pickup like, nope. we cross them out. we just eliminate that way. longhand. nope, sorry. >> jimmy: anyone cheesy you eliminate? >> yeah. we eliminate the cheesy ones, the bad pickup lines, the props and the hair and all that. we ended up with these four. >> jimmy: do you think josh m. is to be the guy she picks? still? >> yeah, i do. >> jimmy: why is he better than nick v.? >> nick v. does not get along well with the other guys and that's a big red flag. >> jimmy: why do we continue to use their first names and last initials like they're students in kindergarten?

>> great question. >> jimmy: it's amazing i have to say. next week andi goes on the hometown dates which that is my favorite part of the show, the hometown dates. it takes a lot of temerity to look into a parent's eyes and say, i'm here because i'd like to marry your son -- or one of the other three people i'm currently dating. right? meanwhile, you know, we're now down to the final 38 weeks of the world cup. it was -- have you been watching? [ cheers and applause ] i have to admit i've been caught up by it. a rough day for guillermo yesterday. mexico was ahead 1-0. looked like they had the game won. netherlands scored two late goals to win it 2-1. where is guillermo? oh, there he is. oh, all right. [ cheers and applause ] nice outfit. what happened? let me guess, you lost a bet with a dutch person? >> guillermo: yeah. is good, good, we're good!

shoes, whoo! >> jimmy: is that your dutch accent? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: do you feel like mexico got robbed? >> guillermo: yeah, they did. the referee, no good. >> jimmy: no good? what country was he from, that referee? >> guillermo: from portugal. >> jimmy: all right, you'll fix him. maybe kick him with those pointy shoes. >> guillermo: maybe, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm sorry for your loss. i think this means you can get one of those tear tattoos under your eye. no? >> guillermo: no tattoos. >> jimmy: this is a clip of a brazilian fan watching the shoot-out against chile. a shoot-out is like sudden death overtime in soccer. pay attention here. because this is why i tell young people it's so important to wear mittens when you watch tv.

>> jimmy: that's why you always get the extended warranty. [ cheers and applause ] i watched the game -- the game between greece and costa rica yesterday. that was quite a game. that one went to a shoot-out too. i have a huge tv, a 103-inch screen. men drop down on their knees and cross themselves when they see the television in my house. it's very big. you can imagine what this shot of the greek coach must have looked like on it. there's the greek coach. again, i don't know how big the tv is at your house. but at my house, it looked something like this. like there's a family of chewbaccas living in his nose. doesn't he know that having that much hair on any part of your body is illegal in brazil?

someone please send the greek coach a scrunchy to gather that up. the u.s. team plays tomorrow. at 4:00 eastern. this morning when france played nigeria, it was the first an american referee ever officiated a knockout round match. the french won it by a touchdown. yeah, touchdown. and from that game, this is our "world cup play of the day." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they make it look so easy. did any of you here in our studio audience see the new "transformers" movie over the weekend? you know, transformers aren't just robots that change into cars and trucks. they're more than meets the eye. i know that because i have the theme song memorized.

the new film is called "transformers: age of extinction" made over $100 million inhe u.s., over $300 million worldwide. despite getting a lot of bad reviews. critics have a love/hate relationship with the transformers franchise. on the one hand they don't love them. on the other hand they hate it. these are movies based on a cartoon that is based on a toy that turns from a truck into a robot. how much of an emotional thruline are you expecting? but regardless of what the critics think, the movie's a huge success, michael bay's already announced plans for the next "transformers." it's going to be in 1d. i will tell you, you have not seen explosions until you've seen them in a straight line. this is -- this is incredible. there's a show on "headline news" every day, it's called "morning express with robin meade." now robin meade has a tough job because she has to cover a lot

of topics. some are light, some are heavy. when silly time crashes up against the serious story, that becomes our "headline news segue of the day." >> i'm sorry, we're just like having a good time over here. it's jennifer. bob. all my friends that play in the romper room. just five days before the wedding, a bride to be had to jump from a third story apartment because of a raging fire. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: maybe go through this stuff in advance and then you'd know. i'm very excited tonight to debut a new educational venture i've been working on. like many people, i'm fascinated by the planet and all the creatures that crawl all over it. that's why i've teamed up with one of the great nature lovers to produce a new segment that i hope will fill our viewers with wonder and give them new appreciation for the animal kingdom. do you know what an ibex is? on the off chance that you don't, i hope this will fill your ibex gap, enjoy. ♪

>> i'm your host with the most checking out some animals today. let's see what we got up here. looking at rams and elks and [ bleep ]. this is some old, you know, [ bleep ] the rams did in 1800, know what i'm saying? in order to gain stability -- oh, [ bleep ]. that must be his son or something. it's supposed to be one-on-one fights. i never understood rams. why do they do this [ bleep ]? what do they get out of this? rams are billy goats? well, what i've learned from watching this is jack [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. tonight on the show, the very funny marc maron is here, music from royksopp & robyn, we'll be right back with melissa mccarthy! [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, comedienne [ cheers and applause ] turning rage and shame into a podcast for all to enjoy marc maron is with us. and then this is their new cd chlt "do it again," royksopp & robyn from the at&t outdoor stage. you can see them live at red rocks in colorado on august 27th. tomorrow night, dane cook will be here, mark duplass, music from trey songz. jessica alba, susan sarandon, ramon rodriguez, music from robin thicke, and i think the little girl from the chandelier video will be here. have you seen that? >> guillermo: no, no, i haven't seen it. >> jimmy: you look great in that outfit. watch it, we should learn to do -- this girl's a very good dancer. i know you're a pretty good dancer and i'm a great dancer. i think we ought to do it. >> guillermo: yeah, yeah, i'll

watch it tonight. >> jimmy: thanks. you have homework for the first time ever. oh, honey, i'm beat, i had to watch this video. >> guillermo: yeah, go take care of the kids. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actress who keeps it real on the little screen too, her new movie is called "tammy" opens in theaters wednesday. please say hello to melissa mccarthy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> hello, you look very handsome. >> jimmy: by the way, that movie is so funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: really, really, really funny. >> i believe, i guess. >> jimmy: that's all you need, right? >> yes. say yes. oh my god. that's a lot.

>> jimmy: that's exciting. i would assume for you. but even more exciting maybe, i don't know, is you're going to have your hands and feet pressed in cement. >> i know, that's crazy. >> jimmy: over at grauman's chinese theater. >> i still think i'm getting my head wrapped around it. it took them -- i kept saying -- i don't know, i kept saying a weird thing when they told me it was happening. and i was like, oh, well, it will look like the real ones. they're like -- what? they're like, no, you're doing -- you're going to sign your name with a stick -- i was like, like the little one i bring home but it will look like the real one? i kept saying, just like the real one. they're like, you're doing a real one. i'm saying, it will look just like a real one. i don't know if i thought we were going to go to a thrift -- a souvenir store that was going to put my face, you know, in a picture. i'm an astronaut! >> jimmy: has anyone ever stuck their face in that, in one of those?

>> i think they should. >> jimmy: that should be a strong -- you also have to think about what shoes you're going to wear. >> yes. >> jimmy: because they could be ruined. >> they're going in cement. i may go barefoot. >> jimmy: i like that idea. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a good idea. >> i hadn't really -- i didn't really know what to do. and susan sarandon, who plays my delightful grandmother in "tammy," she said, i was barefoot. and i thought, you're so cool. >> jimmy: right. >> she goes, it wouldn't really be your footprint, it would just be shoes. i was like? you know what, if it's good enough for susan sarandon, i'm going to fake that it's good enough for me. >> jimmy: i think you're right. i think it's a good thing. >> it's cool when she does it. post-pregnancy your feet are wide but i don't care. my platypus feet right in it. >> jimmy: who did you invite to your ceremony? who comes for this? >> my whole family's in town because our premiere is tonight. we're actually going -- [ cheers and applause ] we go right after this, we go

across the street and our premieres are -- my mom and dad are in town, their good friend margo, my sister and her kids. my mom and margo, they're also cast members. >> jimmy: they're in the movie? >> yes. >> jimmy: who are they in the movie? >> when susan and i walk into the barbecue place, my mom and margo are exiting. and it happened to be the take that we used. and so --. >> jimmy: so they have a big part. yes. and there was a whole thing, i didn't give them time to get ready. i was like, get up and come with me! they're like, are we in the way? are we in the way! i knew if i said, do you want to do this, they would have said no. i said, when she points walk out the door, susan and i are going to come in but don't look at us. my mom's like, what am i supposed to do? i said, you're leaving a restaurant, look for your keys, margo said, what about me? i said, use your glasses. my mom is digging through her

purse, margo is sliding on these big glasses. it's in the movie and it makes me so happy [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is margo, your mom's friend margo, somebody you've known since you were a kid? >> not since i was a kid but they've been good friends for ten years. once my parents retired they started -- my mother in particular started gambling and walking the mall. it's like a gang. it's like a plainfield, illinois, gang. they gamble, get coffee. they go to this -- to a shop but my mom's always telling me, so-and-so brings in a cake. are you going to a bakery? you shouldn't be bringing in cakes you made, you're there to buy it. she's like, they don't mind. i don't know that they don't, but -- >> jimmy: what kind of gambling do they do? >> slots. they hit those slots three or four times a week. >> jimmy: is there an indian casino they're going to? >> yeah, there's a couple in joliet, which is like the next town over from where i grew up. i mean, my mom is the last person on earth that would have been gambling. like in a billion years. and she's always like -- >> jimmy: she's like, hell with

it, my daughter hit it big. >> they play penny slots. she's like, we had a terrible day. what are you down? $7. and they're thinking, destroyed day. then it's up $12. so far i don't have to put the kibosh on it. >> jimmy: this happened on saturday, correct? you threw out the first pitch at the dodgers game. [ cheers and applause ] >> i did. that's a lot of -- that's a lot of awkward effort. >> jimmy: i can't tell if you have great form or terrible form here. >> great. >> jimmy: did it go well? >> i got it over the plate. >> jimmy: you did? >> i had brian wilson, who's my new comedy crush -- >> jimmy: dodgers pitcher, yeah. >> he came out, are you doing the lineup? i said, no, i'm pitching. would you like to -- this is your area. he's like -- he said something, just know that whatever you do out there will affect us for the rest of the season. [ laughter ] i was like, oh my god! and i looked -- i was like --

and he has piercing blue eyes -- and i'm like that is not calming me down. you're making this all worse. and he's like, oh, it's going to escalate. it's going to escalate. and i was like -- i swear to god, walking off to pitch i looked back and he was like -- [ laughter ] faking me out. he's so good at psyching people out. i'm not against you, i'm for you. but it worked. i was like -- i can't imagine batting against him. >> jimmy: right. >> i feel like -- i'd just throw the bat. >> jimmy: there could be all sorts of foreign substances in there. >> i've had so many players -- they're all massive. >> jimmy: are you a fan of baseball? >> yeah, i like baseball a lot. >> jimmy: they're big guys. >> i didn't think there would be -- i just thought -- they look so lean and kind of smaller. >> jimmy: no. >> they're massive. >> jimmy: those are the old days.ñi they've now -- like if you ever -- if you get a chance to see them naked in the locker room, i highly recommend it. >> do you do that often? >> jimmy: i have done it a few times. >> well, sure. >> jimmy: you really -- i mean,

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>> jimmy: did you fight during this -- >> no, no. we have a thing that -- if he doesn't feel great about something or i don't, we just think, there must be a third one we both love. we've bombed so many times together. we're not like, i wrote it and it's great! we've both tanked so much, meh, it's probably not any good. we met in the groundling theater in l.a. the first day we met -- oh! we're doing weird characters. i thought he was great because he was doing a super creepy inmate. everybody else was being really loud and crazy and ben was super creepy. and very effeminate. for some reason i was like, oh, i like him, i like him a lot. >> jimmy: that's what women look for, creepy and effeminate. >> and inmates. >> jimmy: susan sarandon plays your grandma in the movie. >> i know. >> jimmy: it's funny because she's so beautiful. it's like --

>> listen, the amount of effort that went into like taking the glow off of her? like we had -- we've got fake ankles on her because -- like whose ankles are gorgeous? literally we had to make prosthetic ankles. i was like oh, for god's sake. your ankles are too good looking? looking at her ankles, oh my god, you've got gorgeous ankles. they're young and vibrant. she's got a crazy wig on, dumpy clothes on her. then every once in a while, they -- this happened two different times. there was a lot of like -- ben's talking to d.p., the a.d. is looking around. i'm producing it. i'm trying to be official. i was like, can we help, what's the problem, there's a little holdup. they're like, you know, just a little -- uh -- i was like, what? they're like, susan looks too good. and then i say, this happened twice, i was like, oh, is it looking like pretty lighting? do we both look too good? no. just susan. i was like, oh, i look dumpy, it's good? they're like, you're fine. susan seems to be glowing from within.

[ cheers and applause ] twice. i was like, all right. she's amazing. >> you chose a wig that makes you look like a maniac throughout the movie. >> by the end of the movie i was like, i don't know, i'm liking the volume. >> jimmy: i was watching it today thinking about like jennifer aniston on "friends" and how everybody wanted the rachel. and i thought, is anyone going to get this haircut after this movie? >> yes, it's the color of caramel corn. it's dark underneath. i wanted to make sure it looked like i did it myself. like that's what i would do to myself. like, i can do this. orange. >> jimmy: it looked very homemade. >> thank you. >> jimmy: whatever happened, it came out great. the movie is excellent. it's called "tammy." >> thank you. >> jimmy: you can go see it on wednesday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: melissa mccarthy, everybody! i know you're going to your movie premiere. we'll be right back!

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hi, guillermo. who is this with you? >> guillermo: her name is tahana. >> jimmy: maybe she should say it. where are you from? >> toronto, ontario, up north. >> jimmy: oh, yes, yes, i've heard that city is very well-led. >> yes, we have an awesome mayor. who you love. >> jimmy: do you like the mayor? >> he's an -- interesting soul. >> jimmy: that he is. all right. you know how this works? what we're going to do is give you one minute to collect as many souvenirs as you can carry in your arms, okay? >> in my arms? >> jimmy: you run around, whatever, put them on your feet, your head, whatever you want. if you can carry it, you can keep it. >> okay. >> jimmy: are you ready? >> i think i am. >> jimmy: let's put 60 seconds on the clock. guillermo has a gun. >> guillermo: three, two -- >> jimmy: here she goes. oh, very bright. very bright. you know what, we've done this before and no one has been smart enough to grab a bag. which really i don't -- wouldn't take a genius to figure that

out, i guess. what are you going to do? she's stocking up on snow globes. >> i'm pretty smart. >> jimmy: those pins are worth like 79 cents apiece. shot glass. you know, snow globes will be hard to get on the plane on the way back home. hopefully she is checking luggage. look at all the beautiful stuff she's getting. don't forget some clothes while you're there. some hollywood merchandise. see, oh, there she is. picking up some -- a lot of flip-flops. any size, i guess, are fine. oh, you dropped that. you've got 10 seconds left. eight, seven, six, five -- oh, a stack of t-shirts. >> three, two, one! >> jimmy: all right, head back up to guillermo, let's go through what you got. hi, folks. just a shoplifter, nothing to worry about. wow. what'd you get? let's see. what are those shirts?

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, our next guest is a funny comedian with a popular podcast and tv show about both those things called "maron." you can watch it thursday nights at 10:00 on ifc. please welcome marc maron! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: marc, you have a pretty great story because you have this very popular podcast. >> yes. >> jimmy: wtf podcast. >> yes. >> jimmy: parlayed that into a television show. >> it's a miracle. >> jimmy: it is now in its second season, it's not one of those things, oh, we'll shoot it and stick it on, it will be cheap. it's actually successful. >> yeah, it's happening. i think what's weird about it is i think like five years ago i'd come up with this idea, i went in to pitch it. and i said it is about a guy, his life has hit the skids, he has bottomed out, and he is interviewing celebrities in his garage. they would be like, that is ridiculous. and now it's happening. >> jimmy: it is happening. >> it's my life? it really is your life. >> it really is my life, it's the weirdest thing. i live in what looks like a cabin up in the hills of highland park. >> jimmy: uh-huh, yeah. >> you're laughing but it's true. which is weird, highland park when i moved there, it was a rugged kind of gritty neighborhood. regular neighborhood. primarily latino. now that the hipsters are coming

but it's a little weird when hipsters invade your neighborhood. because here's how you know they're there. is when you start walking into stores and you're not really sure what they're selling. like you walk into a store and you're like, all right, there's a saddle. there's a box of records. and two old typewriters. what's happening in here? you know, then you go to the next store. oh, an old barber's chair. and i guess that lady sitting over there made all this artwork, that's interesting. that's happening. >> jimmy: yeah, that's good, that's all right, i think. >> it's all right. the restaurants come and that's always nice. >> jimmy: when you were a kid what shows did you watch? what were the shows that made an impression on you? >> when i was really young, this is weird, i just remembered this. i grew up in albuquerque, new mexico. >> jimmy: right. >> there was a guy that hosted a local children's show. like before you go to school, you're eating your cereal.

and this guy, his name was captain billy, it was a children's show. he'd show cartoons, he'd have puppets, you'd learn things. captain billy wore a captain's hat, big bushy moustache, ahoy, it's captain billy! he was local, we all knew him. the interesting part, my father was a doctor. and one day he came home from work. and he said -- i'm 7 or 8 years old. we're at dinner. he goes, "someone shot captain billy." >> jimmy: wow. >> like -- i remember that. i couldn't have been more than 8 years old. like i don't know why -- i couldn't wrap my brain around it. why would anyone want to shoot captain billy? and my father was -- inappropriate, not a great -- not always great with the communication. i go, why would anyone want to shoot captain billy? my dad goes, some guy caught him screwing his wife. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seriously.

i think that's probably the most important lesson i learned from captain billy. i mean, you know. that's a commandment for a reason. >> jimmy: what became of captain billy? >> he died. >> jimmy: from the gunshot? >> yeah i mean -- you know. it's unclear, you know, what really happened. but that's what happened in my mind. >> jimmy: i think you would make an ideal host of a children's television show. i think the kids would really be -- >> yeah, i think i'll call it "what?" that's the name of the show. i don't know -- you know, i'm okay with kids. i don't have kids of my own, but i like other people's kids for a couple of hours. >> jimmy: yes. >> hey, i think i'm pretty good with them. but i have worked with them previously. >> jimmy: professionally. >> i did. years ago, a friend of mine from college, i don't know if you know steve brill, he created "the mighty ducks." when i was starting out as a comic, trying to get into tv and movies, he said, i'll do you a favor, i'm going to get your

s.a.g. card, union card, giving you a part in the second "mighty ducks." i don't remember what it's called, the second "mighty ducks" movie. all i got to do -- my part is to play a valet, i'm an angry valet, the ducks are wandering around beverly hills, they can't seem to get into stores. the whole day i'm sweating over this one line are, got a valet's outfit, i've got pit stains. one moment, these ducks walk up to me and go, how come they wouldn't let us into these stores? i go, you got to know someone to get into any place in this town. something like that, ridiculous. there's a lot of wheels in motion. a maserati pulls out of a garage, ducks moving, extras moving, a lot of action. the first two takes i can't get the line out. i just botch it. then my buddy steve walked up. you know this is costing a lot of money, each one of these takes, you can't -- it's one line, one line.

i'm like, i've got to get this right. stressed out, i'm nervous. action. the car comes and the ducks are moving towards me. how come we can't get into these stores? i yell, you got to know somebody to get anywhere in this town? cut. i'm like, what's wrong that time? he walks out to me, "you're scaring the ducks." one of them jumped back. you know, you need to be a little more delicate. so some ofou are saying, i don't remember that part of the movie. didn't make it in. didn't make it in. yeah. i scared the ducks so much. got my s.a.g. card. not in the movie. >> jimmy: well, that's the important thing. >> in the union. >> jimmy: when you are hosting your podcast, it's a great podcast. >> thank you. >> jimmy: if you've not heard it, it's excellent. it seems like you know a lot about everyone, but you've interviewed hundreds of people. and these are extensive interviews. not like this where we sit here for five minutes and just talk. do you do a lot of research? do you know a lot about each of these people? >> no. a lot of times -- i just want

the conversation to be organic. but one time, one time -- you know, my assistant, i have a part-time assistant, she's like, do you want to interview kevin mcdonald? hell, yeah. i want to interview kevin mcdonald. "kids in the hall." i'm like, that would be great. so kevin mcdonald's coming over. guy shows up at my door, i don't know who he is. i have no idea who he is. but he's kevin mcdonald. all right? it's the wrong kevin mcdonald. this is a kevin mcdonald, a british film director. he directed "the last king of scotland," he's done some documentaries, i know nothing about the guy. i've never seen him in my life. i don't know what he's done. i don't know who's in my house. and i'm like, i'm acting polite. oh, great to see you, kevin, great, i'm really looking forward to this. i'm like, you're five minutes early, can you hang out? i go into my garage and wiki kevin mcdonald. oh my god. i'm reading his credits. oh, i saw that one, thank god i saw one thing he did. he seems to be interested in

mick jagger, i know about mick jagger, all right. he did a documentary on him. i go into the interview. i don't tell him what's going on. i'm losing it. i interview him for about 35 minutes. i usually do an hour. i couldn't keep it up. i just wanted him out of my house. because i'm so embarrassed. then i didn't know what to do with it. he's a big director. then i realize, like the only thing i can do is wait till i can interview the kevin mcdonald from "kids in the hall" and release them together as one package. >> jimmy: marc maron, everybody. watch his show. it's called "maron" on ifc. be right back with royksopp & robyn! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is

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>> jimmy: i'd like to thank melissa mccarthy, marc maron, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. "nightline" is coming up next. first with the title track from their ep "do it again," royksopp & robyn! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ one more time let's do it again ♪ ♪ blow my mind do it again

♪ and then it arrives the moment before the anticipation you know it's like ♪ ♪ mmm mmm mmm ♪ wait for it wait for the buildup and then let's do it again ♪ ♪ we do what we want and as soon as it's done we just do it again ♪ ♪ let's do it all and when we come down we just do it again ♪ ♪ don't care what they say it hurts so good ♪ ♪ i don't wanna stop i know i should but let's do it again ♪ ♪

♪ one more time let's do it again the thing you did do it again ♪ ♪ and when it arrives the moment before the anticipation ♪ ♪ you know it's like mmm mmm mmm ♪ ♪ wait for it wait for the buildup and then let's do it again ♪ ♪ we do what we want and as soon as it's done we just ♪ ♪ do it do it again ♪ let's do it all and when we come down we just do it again ♪ ♪ don't care what they say it hurts so good ♪ ♪ i don't wanna stop i know i should ♪

♪ we should not be friends ♪ we'll just do it again ♪ if you stay around ♪ we just do it again we should not be friends ♪ ♪ we'll just do it again if you stay around ♪

♪ we just do it again ♪ let's do it again ♪ ♪ don't care what they say ♪ it hurts so good it hurts so good mmm ♪ ♪ i don't wanna stop i know i should but let's do it ♪ ♪ do it again ♪ again again again again ♪ again again again again ♪ [ cheers and applause ] xxxx

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