>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, susan sarandon. ramon rodriguez. from the l.a. dodgers, yasiel puig. and music from robin thicke. with cleto and the cletones. and now, what are the odds, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello there.

hi, i'm jimmy, i'm host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for traveling from near and far to be part. everyone okay tonight? no one needs the heimlich or anything like that? as i discussed with myself, last night i arrived home from work to discover that my wife, who is pregnant, made rice crispy treats, which for most people is good news. but for me, my body is my cash register. without this, there's no this. there's none of this. and the main reason i didn't want to eat any is i know once i start, i will eat all of them. not only will i eat the whole tray, eventually i'll find the bag of mini marshmallows and eat the rest of that too. so what i do is because i can't resist, i don't eat a whole piece, i just cut a sliver off the end. just a long but very thin slice, just a taste. so i can see what's going on. you can barely see that anything's been eaten. i do this with pies sometimes, too. especially pumpkin pie. i won't eat a whole slice. i'll carve up like 1/18th of a

slice, a sliver. maybe i eat another sliver and another sliver. i keep eating slivers until somehow miraculously half the pan of rice crispy treats or more than half has disappeared. [ applause ] that's what happened to me last night. i feel like i'm going to snap, crackle, and pop. and may god have mercy on whatever animals land on my grill on the fourth of july because that is going to be bad too. speaking of this, i was trying to figure out what to make on the fourth of july. hamburgers and hot dogs get a lot of the attention, but the fourth of july is really the blueberry's day to shine. when you need a blue food to round out your red, white, and blue dessert item, there's nowhere else to turn but the blueberry. every year, the blueberry has us right where it wants us. i'll say something, good for it. it deserves it. it really does. [ laughter ] right? [ applause ] don't do that. i don't like it.

this morning, toronto mayor rob ford attended his first executive committee meeting since his triumphant return from rehabilitation. people ask me what is it about rob ford that fascinates you so much. and it's an interesting question because i'm not sure what the answer is. there are obvious things like the crack and falling down and knocking people over. speaking with a jamaican accent at a fast food restaurant. even without any of that, this shot is from the meeting this morning. and look at that. somehow, somehow the man is even funny when he drinks water. i mean, think of the funniest comedians of all time. was richard pryor funny when he drank water? i don't think so. but rob ford is. the straw matches the color of his face, too. mayor ford left that meeting early to do a round of somber interviews. dwight drummond of the cbc got right to it. right at the top of the interview he asked the mayor

about the notorious photo in which he appears to be smoking a crack pipe. >> what's happening here? we can guess what's happening but can you tell us what's happening here? in this picture? >> that's exactly -- >> is it what it looks like? >> that's exactly it. >> is that a crack pipe? >> yes, it is. >> what was happening? >> i was smoking crack. >> jimmy: of course. it's what you will do with a crack pipe. [ applause ] but rob ford, i will say, was not even close to being the most contrite foreign leader in the world today. this clip comes to us from japan. our guitar player toshi was able to fill me in. i thought it had to be a prank but this is not. this is a japanese politician who was accused last week of misusing close to $30,000 in public funds on travel. including more than 100 trips to a hot springs resort. he didn't provide receipts allegedly, i don't know. the guy is very upset by the allegations. he expressed that anguish during this press conference. [ speaking japanese ]

[ speaking japanese ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: making his own hot springs with tears. i think we found our new bachelor, folks. imagine seeing "dancing with the stars" with that guy. if you follow baseball you know that the all-star game is coming up on july 15th. if you want to vote on who's playing the game you can do that until 11:59 p.m. eastern time tomorrow. guillermo, i know you voted. guillermo doesn't just cast ballots, he prides himself on being an informed voter.

he likes to know everything about the person he's voting for before he fills out the ballot. so guillermo traveled to dodger stadium today to interview outfielder yasiel puig. yasiel doesn't do many interviews, right? >> he's very shy. >> jimmy: he's very shy. interesting guy. he defected from cuba. he immediately became one of the best players in the major leagues. today he sat down with our very own guillermo for this yas-clusivo. >> guillermo: how are you? nice meeting you. the all-star game is coming up. okay? before i vote for you, i have a couple of questions. first question, who is on first? >> adrian gonzalez. >> guillermo: exactly. good answer. okay. another question. are you wearing a cup right now? >> no. [ speaking spanish ] >> jimmy: okay. >> guillermo: we'll be careful. i'll be careful. let me ask you one more question, do you feel bad for the pitcher when you hit a home run?

>> no, i'm so happy. >> guillermo: but you break his heart. >> yes, sometimes the pitcher breaks my heart, too. >> guillermo: okay, i decided to vote for you. you got my vote. all right. do you have a pen? okay. help me fill this out, okay? all right, here. you do half of this. >> all right. and me too. you know how to sing? >> sometimes in the shower. >> guillermo: yeah? you sing with me. ♪ take me to the ball game ♪ me take me to the ball game >> take me out to the crowd ♪ ♪ take me out to the crowd ♪ buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks ♪ ♪ buy me some peanuts and buy some ♪ >> guillermo: peanuts. peanuts and jacks cracked. >> peanuts and cracker. >> guillermo: okay, cracker, all right. sign my name, forget about the crackers.

>> what's your name? >> guillermo: guillermo. >> guillermo what? >> rodriguez. >> i don't have rodriguez here but that's okay g there got to be rodriguez someplace there. >> oh, okay. >> guillermo: i'm going to vote for you and you need to vote for him, yasiel puig. >> jimmy: do not take your peanuts out at the ball game. you will be arrested. this is interesting. with all that's going on over in iran right now, it seems very odd to note there's a tv show over there, a sitcom, it's weird that they have a sitcom in the first place. but the sitcom is a rip-off of "modern family." they used iranian actors and made shot for shot re-creations of "modern family" episodes with the same plots and the same jokes. the only difference is their "modern family" has no gay characters. they got rid of mitch and cam. apparently, they didn't want to

see homosexual relationships portrayed as normal over there. there you go. you see fox news, we're not so different after all. up until this point, the most modern family on iranian tv was the flintstones. the name of the show translates to "seven stones." seven stones is a traditional ball game they play in parts of the middle east where teams compete to build and destroy a pile of rocks. they have a lot of fun over there. so look out for "seven stones" followed by an all new "how i met your mullah." [ cheers and applause ] speaking of people from other lands, it's summertime in l.a., which means there are thousands of tourists from all over the world out on hollywood boulevard. many of these visitors, especially the young ones who have no money, stay a few doors down from us at the hollywood hostel. it's a very inexpensive place to

stay, starts around $30 a night. tonight we're going to give someone a chance to leave the hostel and spend a night in a luxury room at a fancy hotel. it's time to play hostel la vista, everyone. cousin sal is outside, what's happening, cousin sal? great outfit. let's meet the contestants. number one is who? >> brook. >> hi. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from new zealand. >> jimmy: you're from new zealand, welcome. how long have you been in the united states? >> two days. >> jimmy: are you enjoying it so far? >> loving it. >> jimmy: what has been the most fun experience you've had so far? >> oh, that's a tough one. probably just the stars, actually the star walk. >> jimmy: walking around and looking at the sidewalk has been the best thing? >> yes. >> jimmy: sounds like it's a great trip so far. you haven't seen any celebrities at all? >> no, no. >> jimmy: you have not okay, all right. let's meet your competitor tonight. and he is -- i see your name is jonah. hi, jonah. >> nice to meet you. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> england. >> jimmy: what do you do? >> i'm a barber.

>> jimmy: no, you're not. >> i am. >> jimmy: brook, what do you do for a living? i neglected to ask you. >> well, i'm actually a butcher. >> jimmy: a butcher? >> yes. >> jimmy: really? >> i cut meat up. >> jimmy: a butcher and a barber. all we need is a candlestick maker and we'll be set. okay. so you saved up, jonah, and you're here on a trip. is that all your luggage there in your backpack? >> it's my life. >> jimmy: that's the whole deal. how long have you been over here? >> we've been here a month and a half. >> jimmy: what's been the highlight of your trip so far? >> don't know, it's been all -- all of it's been great. >> jimmy: all right, good. so you're having fun, very good. are you going to any other places while in the united states? >> we started in seattle and we have come all the way down the west coast. >> jimmy: very good. welcome to both of you. what you're playing for tonight is a luxury suite at the roosevelt hotel located just a

stone's throw away. and yet a world away from the hostel you're in now. say goodbye to that community bathroom and hello to a 750-square foot king suite. with two flat screen tvs, wi-fi, mini bar, you name it, they have it. but to win, you have to know a little something about us. i'm going to ask some trivia questions about our city and our state. whichever one of you gets the most answers right gets the room for the right. are you ready? >> yes. >> jimmy: cousin sal, are you ready? >> sal: i still can't get over the "how i met your mullah" joke. that was a good one. [ laughter ] [ applause ] very clever. >> jimmy: [ bleep ] probably wrote that joke by the way. all right. it's time to begin. all right. question number one, and ring in when you know the answer. what is the zip code for beverly hills? fans of american television would know the answer to this question.

there was a show called beverly hills -- brook. >> "90210." >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. brook has the lead. next question, what stadium do the dodgers play in? what stadium do the los angeles dodgers, a baseball team, in what stadium do they play? if you ask each other for advice, it defeats the purpose of the game. i guess. anyone want to take a wild guess? >> the l.a. dodger -- >> we don't know, pass. >> jimmy: the answer is dodger stadium. that was a tough one. all right. >> really? >> jimmy: all right. known for its red wood, what

tree is the official state tree of california? >> say again. >> jimmy: known for its red wood, what tree is the official state tree of california. yes, jonah? >> the redwood? >> jimmy: that is absolutely right, jonah. you nailed it. i'm trying to make these easy. all right, we're going to make this the tie-breaking and final question. what is a sushi roll containing crab, avocado and cucumber called? brook? >> a seafood roll? >> jimmy: no. jonah, do you have a guess? >> a sushi roll? >> jimmy: no. that is not it. the answer was a california a california roll. all right. i'll give you one more. what are the 10, the 101 and the 405?

brook? >> street addresses. >> jimmy: no. jonah? >> highways. >> jimmy: highways is absolutely correct! jonah, you are the winner, but brook, you are not going back to the hostel empty handed. for you, we have a special gift. it is a hazmat suit. you can sleep in that in the hostel. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations, jonah. cousin sal is going to take you and your luggage over to the roosevelt hotel. thanks to both of our contestants. welcome to all of our friends from foreign lands. there they go. hostel-la-vista. tonight on the show from "gang related" ramon rodriguez is here. we have music from robin thicke. and we'll be right back with susan sarandon. [ cheers and applause ]

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"paula." robin thicke from the at&t outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know if you've heard about this. this whole album is about trying to get back together with his wife. the song titles are "get her back," "too little too late." "still madly crazy," "love can grow back," "i'm going to sue you if you don't love me." you know what happened between them, right? i don't know if people know this. she caught him looking at a lands end catalog and i guess she went nuts. so hopefully this performance tonight gets them back together. tomorrow night, jessica alba will be here to ride the tweeter totter. from the new movie "tammy" ben falcone will join us and our musical guest will be sia. that little girl from her from the chandelier video,

mattie zoeggeler, is going to teach me and guillermo how to dance. not that we need any help. we're excellent dancers. but she's going to teach us what she knows. our first guest is the academy award winning star from movies like "bull durham," "thelma and louise" and others i'll let you look up for yourself. now she plays the grandmother in "tammy." please welcome susan sarandon. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're beloved. >> i love that. thank you. >> jimmy: i happen to know, because i've been spying on you, that you were across the street today. melissa mccarthy got her hands and feet put in cement. >> yeah, yeah. got them back again. definitely. >> jimmy: that would be a real tourist attraction if the celebrity were actually to become imprisoned in the cement. >> that's an idea.

>> jimmy: that would take the wax museum thing way over the top. >> totally. >> jimmy: she was here this week and she said that you advised her -- you inspired her, anyway, to do it a little bit differently than the way people mostly do it. >> well, when i did mine, i got ready to do it. yeah, you write, you do your hands. then you do your feet. i took my shoes off, and they were like, oh, my god, nobody since shirley temple has done that. which is, you know. like, do you do your handprints in mittens? it didn't make sense. right? she's kind of shirley temple-ish. >> jimmy: she does have the dimple. >> she does have the dimple, so she did it. >> jimmy: that makes perfect sense to me. >> the other thing's so unnatural. >> jimmy: why have your shoes in cement? >> little tiny squares of your little things. i don't know. >> jimmy: they're not even important shoes, shoes you're going to throw away after the event. because they've got cement all over them. >> maybe i just didn't want to though away my shoes. >> jimmy: maybe you were just being thrifty. >> i was being practical. >> jimmy: you're probably tired of talking about it but "bull

durham" is one of my all-time favorite movies. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love that movie. i love that movie, a classic, isn't it. >> jimmy: as a matter of fact, that's the reason i decided to play professional baseball because of that movie. >> you thought you were going to have a lot of sex? >> jimmy: yeah, i was wrong it turned out. >> it probably works out for you. >> jimmy: not really. you'd be surprised. [ laughter ] >> now you're married, right? >> jimmy: i am married, yeah. that's what really cut down on the sex. >> talk to robin thicke. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. you think that's going to work? >> jimmy: i don't know if it's going to work. i don't know. it better work, because if not, that's a real -- i mean, that's embarrassing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we were talking about -- i was talking about "bull durham." was that written for you, that part? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: it was not. >> no. what happened was that everybody that they really wanted wouldn't

read. >> jimmy: for real? >> for real. because you get to a certain point, actually i thought i was at that point, but they wanted to see the chemistry test, you know how they do that. so ron, who was the first-time director, felt really, really strongly that wanted all the women to read with kevin. and all of the people that were at the top of the list refused. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so i was living in italy in a little house at the beach with a very small child. and i got the script kind of haphazardly. and i read it and it was such a good script. it was just so great. they said they would read me, but i had to pay my own way over. >> jimmy: wow. >> i know. and i had a long trip to talk my ego out of the way. and then i got kind of dolled up, and i went and i read. and then it seemed to -- i read the entire movie. >> jimmy: with kevin costner? >> with kevin.

>> jimmy: wow. >> and i worked my way to the airport by stopping at the studio and lap dancing a little bit to whoever i had to see at that point. which i remember thinking they were all like 12. i don't think they're even at the studio anymore. that was a waste of a lap dance. and then i got back and i got to the house, and we didn't have a phone. and so two days later, the neighbor came knocking and said, you have a call. i had gotten it. >> jimmy: it's crazy, the neighbor had to come over. >> to give me the phone. >> jimmy: do you guys have a phone now? is everything okay? >> i don't have that place or that guy anymore. that was years and years ago. >> jimmy: wow. that is pretty crazy. >> yeah, it was crazy, but it was such a good experience. they were really -- i was so racist about jocks. i thought this is going to be a nightmare to be in a movie with all these -- so much testosterone. >> jimmy: but you ar sports fan, right? >> i'm a sports fan, but you know. i wasn't sure. but in fact, they were so sweet,

you know. i made barbecue chicken every single weekend for everybody. >> jimmy: i have a photograph. this is pretty great. especially with the world cup going on right now. there you are. >> at the height of my soccer career. >> jimmy: is that earl monroe? >> we think it is. i was just so flabbergasted, because that stadium was huge. >> jimmy: this is where the cosmos used to play? >> this is when people weren't into soccer as they are now. the guy i was going with had a son who wanted to meet pele. that was when pele had just -- so i was supposed to score a goal on david frost. >> jimmy: really? >> who was in goal. you could tell by how much equipment i'm wearing that i was really ready to get physical on that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> protective knee socks. i weighed about 85 pounds at that point. >> jimmy: it doesn't look like you got picked first, but you got picked before him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's something else. and you met pele? >> yeah.

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you look like a great-looking grandma. [ cheers and applause ] i -- thank you. i'm going to be a grandma in august for the first time, and my daughter got -- and my grandma name is honey. she got me this necklace that says honey. and someone today asked me if it said horny. [ laughter ] so i hope my granddaughter doesn't start calling me horny. >> jimmy: grandma horny. i like grandma horny. that is nice. >> i hope i still am horny. >> jimmy: so i have a proposition for you. >> oh. >> jimmy: this is an interesting thing. this is a photograph from the movie "thelma and louise." and this is one -- [ cheers and applause ] this is one of the first selfies really depicted in film. if not the first. i'm not exactly sure. >> we invented it at that moment. >> jimmy: i thought it would be fun if we could re-create that. now, i have some stuff.

i have the sunglasses. >> all right. >> jimmy: the scarf. should match pretty well. and i've got a jean jacket for myself. >> oh! >> jimmy: i've got -- maybe there's a makeup pencil if you could draw that on my face. >> all right. >> jimmy: also, i've got a wig. so i'm going to put the wig on. i'm going to be thelma. [ cheers and applause ] i look more like the guy from whitesnake. all right. and now i'm going to put this on here. and actually, if we could open that curtain right there. we have it all set up. i want to do a modern version of that photograph with an iphone instead of the -- so if you could just also draw that. yeah, that little beauty mark on my face. right where gena davis' is.

very good. all right. >> you look exactly like her. >> jimmy: yeah, i do. it's weird, right? this is a great look for me. all right. >> maybe we'll do the spin-off. >> jimmy: yeah, we could do the sequel. i guess there can't be a sequel to that movie, can there? unless the car bounces. yes. okay. so wait -- oh, i've got a phone here. we'll use that. okay. here we go. i'll turn it around. >> i'll put your pencil in here in case you want it later. >> jimmy: thank you very much. now, you have to hold it just like you did there. >> i'm going to hold it. >> jimmy: am i doing wrong -- wait, am i on the wrong side? oh, face that way. we should face this way i'm told. okay. all right. >> can they see the back? >> jimmy: i don't know what they can see. i don't know what's going on. >> there we go. >> jimmy: there we go, okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good. i think that's good. it's pretty good. wow.

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[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. ramon rodriguez will be here. and robin thicke is going to try to convince his wife to get back together with him through song. but first let's check back in

with the young man who won our hostel-la-vista game, jonah. he's from england and we have him via skype right now. there he is in the hotel. how is it going, jonah? >> good. >> jimmy: do you miss the hostel at all? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you do? are the accommodations not to your liking over there? >> no, no, not -- it's okay. but it could be better. >> jimmy: how could it be better? how could we make it better for you? >> just kidding. >> jimmy: go to the mini bar, take whatever you want and enjoy. did you come here by yourself? do you have a roommate or anything? >> i've got a roommate, shawn. >> jimmy: will you bring shawn with you to the hotel? >> yeah, yeah. definitely. >> jimmy: you will, okay. >> well, maybe. >> jimmy: i feel like i'm on an erotic chat line or something.

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[ cheers and applause ] welcome back. music from robin thicke. you know our next guest from "the wire" and "law & order: svu." now he plays an under-undercover lapd officer in "gang related" thursday nights on fox. please say hello to ramon rodriguez. [ cheers and applause ] how's it going, everything all right? things good? >> yeah. >> jimmy: life is good? >> yeah, everything is -- i'm happy to be here. everything is all right. i've been spending a lot of time at the dentist. >> jimmy: why? >> i've got a -- i have what's called internal reabsorption where the root of your tooth

starting eating away -- i got elbowed playing basketball in college. i've been spending the last six months going to my dentist, dr. daniel nasan, aka dr. doom. he's been literally putting me through all kinds of torture. pull this tooth out, put another one in. it's just been rigorous. >> jimmy: is it a real tooth he put in? do they pull one out of a dead person? >> i don't know where he gets the tooth from, but the shading and the detail and everything that goes into it to make it look like the other -- it's insane. so i've got a rod up here and i've been taking selfies the whole time, trying to enoy the experience and watching the world cup from a reclined position. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i have to say, i feel like dentists hire guys to knock other people's teeth out at basketball games. you know? >> that makes sense, keep them in business. keep it going.

>> jimmy: it's definitely a profit center. >> is it ever a good time, ever? >> jimmy: at the dentist? yeah, sometimes, if you get enough of that gas. >> then it's fun. >> jimmy: if you get gassed for a cleaning it could be a lot of fun. you're from new york originally. >> i am. >> jimmy: fourth of july, i grew up in brooklyn. sometimes i try to explain this to people. especially out here, they don't understand it. what was fourth of july like when you were a kid growing up, and what part of new york from are you from? >> lower east side. it's a huge deal. it's a major, major event. i grew up in a neighborhood where, to be honest, not a lot of white people would go to, especially when i was growing up, unless they were going for really bad things. it wasn't a great area. so fourth of july is the time of year when everyone -- i lived on the lower east side by the east river where the fireworks go off. so everyone would head through my neighborhood to get to the east village. it was the one time of year where all kinds of people would be walking through, and it was a little intrusive. you were like, who are all these people coming in here, walking down the block, stampeding, hundreds and thousands. so my friends and i decided this

is a great opportunity to go up on the roof and fill up some water balloons with water and other bodily liquids. >> jimmy: oh, no, no. >> so here's the great thing. growing up in new york, the buildings, some of the buildings are connected. so we'd go up on my roof. then we'd like jump roofs all the way to the corner and we'd go down. we'd have garbage bags full of balloons and we'd line them all up and start bombing people. they'd be getting drenched. then we would run back to my building, go downstairs, run back to the crowd and say, did you see those [ bleep ] up there! where are those [ bleep ]! >> jimmy: you know you're going to have to pay one day for that. there will be some karma retribution. >> i've had that already, karmic retribution, absolutely. i've paid my dues. >> jimmy: all right, good. we're at an even area.

>> i feel i'm at an even karmic level. >> this is interesting, you've been posting this on your twitter account. these are photos in which you appear to be levitating. that's the grand canyon, correct? >> that's correct, yeah. >> jimmy: and you were floating in air -- this is not photoshopped? >> that is not photo shopped. that is years of meditation and working on my energy and my chi and it also has to do with location. there's my mom. i'll explain how this happened. look at my mom, so beautiful. i took my mom on a road trip. >> jimmy: great idea. >> yeah. yeah. so -- for two weeks. she came out to l.a. and we went all around these different places. utah, the grand canyon, we started in arizona and worked up to wyoming, jackson hole, came down to the redwoods. i told my mom, i can levitate. you know. she was like, whatever. i said, when we get to these certain areas, when i feel it,

when the energy's right, and if i have enough silence, and you allow it to happen, i might show it off for you and we can document it. so there's proof that this happened. >> jimmy: this is the way you tricked your mother into being quiet on the trip? [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is what parents do to their own kids. >> you learn from your parents right? >> jimmy: playing the quiet game, yeah. and she bought it? can you levitate for us here tonight? i think we'd all love to see that. i've never seen anything like that. [ cheers and applause ] >> something about hollywood boulevard tells me the energy isn't right. >> jimmy: the energy is not right. >> something. >> jimmy: we could be quiet for a while if you need. i would really like to see it. i mean, that's something -- [ cheers and applause ] by the way, if you're not levitating, i think it's more impressive that you have a 48 inch vertical leap. >> it's levitating. it's not -- yeah. i can jump but it's not that. >> jimmy: this show "gang

related" is a very interesting premise. the idea, correct me if i'm wrong, you play a gang member who joins the lapd so that you can then report back on what's going on to your boss in the gang. >> that's correct. you know, doing research for the role i spent time with the lapd, then i also had to speak to some gang members out here. so i had a great friend of mine who's in the lapd, bob deemer, who drove me. there's a park called south park in south central famous for gang activity. he took me there and introduced me to some gang members. and i was trying to -- you know, the guys that he knows -- >> jimmy: hey, guys. really? >> it's true. and i start -- we try to start talking but these guys are looking at me like -- they're just not giving me the honest truth. i go listen, bob, you've got to get out of here. go around the block, give me some time with these guys where i can speak to them and let them put their guard down.

so they're not going to say something that's going to be incriminating. so he does and he leaves me and i sit down with these guys, and they truly start explaining things to me, the culture out here, i'm from the east coast, i grew up in a rough neighborhood, but different culture. they start explaining it to me. we're there for a while and i see bob coming back around the block again. and he tries to be sneaky and he snaps -- he thinks it's so cool that i'm sitting with these guys at a table. and he tries to snatch a photo on his iphone and one of the guys sees it. and they get up -- >> jimmy: did they kill him? [ laughter ] >> it feels like it should go there. >> jimmy: yeah, right. yeah. >> no, but they go up, and as soon as they start approaching him, he's like, my bad, i know that's wrong. and he shows them, i'm going to delete the photo. check it out. and what's interesting is you see the respect level. because if he doesn't do that, they no longer trust him. like the relationship and how it work the symbiosis that actually works, it's incredible.

he has to have their trust, they have to feel they can trust him to a certain extent. >> jimmy: it's pretty crazy. it's like they're his best customers or something. >> in a weird way, it is. it is. >> jimmy: the show is called "gang related" thursday nights at 9:00 on fox. ramon rodriguez, everybody. when we come back, music from robin thicke. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world.

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one has jalapeños and ranch, the other has barbecue sauce and grilled onions. i told you they were mind blowing. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank susan sarandon, ramon rodriguez, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his album, "paula" came out yesterday. here with the song "get her back" robin thicke. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, jimmy, are you going to help me get her back, man? ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is keep her love keep her love keep her satisfied ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is make it right make it right is make you smile tonight ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is give you that thing play you that song you and your girlfriend sing ♪

♪ all i wanna do is get you back tonight i gotta get to go get to go get her back ♪ come on, y'all. ♪ i gotta get to go get to go get her back i gotta treat her right oh i gotta cherish her for life ♪ ♪ i gotta get to go get to go get her tonight i never should have raised my voice ♪ ♪ or made you feel so small i never should have asked you to do anything at all i should have kissed ♪ ♪ you longer i should have held you stronger and i'll wait ♪ ♪ for forever for you to love, love, love me again all i wanna do ♪ ♪ is keep her love keep her love keep her satisfied all i wanna do ♪ ♪ is make it right make it right is make you smile tonight all i wanna do ♪ ♪ is give you that thing play you that song you and your

girlfriend sing all i wanna do ♪ ♪ is get you back tonight i gotta get to go get to go get her back i gotta get to go ♪ ♪ get to go get her back i gotta treat her right oh i gotta cherish her for life ♪ i gotta get to go ♪ ♪ get to go get her tonight oh it's so hard oh it's so hard but it doesn't have to be ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is keep her love keep her love keep her satisfied ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is make it right make it right is make you smile tonight ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is give you that thing play you that song you and your girlfriend sing ♪ ♪ all i wanna do is get you back tonight i gotta get to go get to go get her back ♪ ♪ i gotta get to go get to go

get her back i gotta treat her right oh i gotta cherish for life ♪ ♪ i gotta get to go get to go get her tonight ♪ ♪ see i don't know what i was thinking ever letting her go ♪ ♪ i miss you, so much baby, i just want you to come home ♪ ♪ see i don't know what to do in the morning without you by my side ♪ ♪ i don't know how to go to sleep without you holding me tight ♪ ♪ i've got to go and get her get her get her back into my life ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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