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there's so much going on today, and i want to start with the world cup, because the u.s. team today defied all expectations. they were not expected to get out of the first round. they took the dreaded belgians into overtime. they call it extra time, but i don't. it's overtime. unfortunately belgium won it, which is ridiculous because i didn't know belgium was a real country. did you know that? i was under the impression that belgian waffles were a made up thing like grape nuts, but they're real. you know what they call belgium waffles in belgium? waffles. it's hard to lose to a nation of pacifist chocalatiers. team usa did, but they made a game of it. but all work stopped this afternoon when the game went into overtime. not that there was much going on in the first place, but i will say productivity did suffer. i'm sure that happened in a lot of offices across the country. there are no sporting events that increase productivity.

it's not like you hear, wow, this u.s. open makes me want to crank out these expense reports. [ laughter ] it's counterproductive. work even stopped at the white house today. about 200 staffers gathered to watch the game and their boss walked in and began to lead them in cheer. >> i believe! i believe! i believe that we can win! i believe that we can win! >> jimmy: he believed in a lot of things that didn't quite work out. [ laughter ] just put that one on the list. any way, belgium defeated our team 2-1. so now they'll move on to what, the fantasy suite? is that how it works? i'm not sure what the rules on in this world cup. everyone has been talking about soccer this week. so much so we decided to conduct an experimen we went out and found people who claim to be big fans of u.s. soccer. we asked those people how they

think landon donovan has been playing so far. if you follow soccer, you know he was cut from the team in may before the cup even started. it was a big deal, because he was the biggest name on the team. when we asked these fans how they thought he was doing, they spoke mistruths. that's tonight's edition of "lie witness news." >> what do you think of landon donovan's play this year in the world cup? >> definitely pretty good. he took one to the nose, was it? and he kept playing. nba players, normally they won't do that. they'll take it to the nose. get lebron'd off, what not. it was pretty tough for him. >> where were you when you were watch landon donovan hit in the nose? >> at work. >> who else was watching? >> co-workers. we huddled around the tv. >> what was their reaction? >> oh, no. then he got up and they were proud of him. definitely because we are u.s.

soccer fans. >> what is the best play you've seen with landon donovan? >> playing against portugal. that was a surprise when i saw that, 2-1. >> and the tricycle kick he did at the end. >> even i cried too. >> you cried? >> yeah. >> where were you when you saw that seminole moment landon donovan scoring off his buddy? >> i was sitting by my piano when i heard the reaction of people next door and i kind of watched the replay. >> so pretend you're sitting at the piano and tickling the ivories, and you hear people cheering. run me through it. tell me what's happening. >> my window is here and my piano is here. playing the piano. >> it goes off his butt, it's in the goal! >> screams from my right rear. >> from the window? [ laughter ]

>> to the tv, because i know that's what's going on. i've been hearing it all day, and that was the reaction. there's a lot of soccer fans in hollywood apparently. >> some people are saying that landon donovan's play is almost non-existent out there in the world cup, would you agree? >> no, he's still got one more in him. he's still got one more good shot in him. >> so you've seen highlights of landon donovan playing? >> i've seen him play. >> he's got the purple mohawk. >> and the tattoos and stuff. i watched that, i remember him, i'm a stylist, so i watch things like that. >> do you think landon donovan is outperforming the other players this the world cup this year? >> i don't think so. >> why is that? >> i've seen him play way better in the world cup. so i know he's under achieving right now. >> are we talking caloriesian or donovan? >> donovan. >> do you think landon donovan is living up to his famous nickname beckham schmecham this year? >> um, yeah, pretty much.

>> what is the most shocking play landon donovan took part in thus far in this year's world cup? >> probably biting another man. that was pretty crazy. >> he bit the guy? >> yeah. >> tell me about that. >> it's crazy. >> but it is what it is. >> what were the feelings and thoughts when you saw landon v >> he's hot, so i don't care. >> when you first saw landon donovan first bite that player, what went through your mind? >> what are you doing? that's crazy. it's not worth it, you know. >> do you think it was right for president obama to give him a phone call and scold him like that? >> i mean, he probably needed it. but i don't think it was his job to do that, no. >> so you think the president overstepped his bounds? >> yeah, yeah. >> -- by calling landon donovan and saying you shouldn't have done that. >> do you have any other thoughts on the world cup that you would like to lie about? >> go, usa!

said it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: today, in case you didn't know, is canada day. [ applause ] on july 1, 1867, canada officially became a country. so happy birthday, canada. just so you know, we like you a lot more than you like us. there are many celebrations in canada, including toronto, where mayor rob ford walked in the east york canada day parade. for some reason, he chose to wear a lei. does he think canada is part of hawaii? is that possible? [ laughter ] the mayor got mixed reaction from the crowd. a guy without a shirt decided to scold him along the way. but on the other hand, this man seems to have escaped from the hospital specifically to give the mayor his support. so happy canada day, canadian folk, from all of us. [ cheers and applause ] here in the united states of america, we have a new most terrifying place to eat in

rifle, colorado. that is a place. there's a restaurant called shooter's grill, where customers are encouraged to bring their loaded firearms to eat. just in case your cheese burger comes out and it's still alive. there's a sign that says guns are welcome on premises, please keep all weapons holstered unless the need arises. like, if you ask for light ranch and they brought you regular ranch, fire away, i guess, i don't know. it's not just the customers that are armed at shooter's either. so all the waiters and waitresses carry guns. how much do you tip an armed waitress? it's 300%, right? the owner of that restaurant was quoted as saying the customers love that they can come here and express their rights, which i don't know. in my opinion the only time it's acceptable to bring a gun into a restaurant is at mcdonald's when it's 10:33 a.m. and they tell you it's too late to buy an egg mcmuffin.

[ laughter and applause ] that's it. this is funny. speaking of guns, are you familiar with the rapper rick ross? he's a large gentleman which is especially noticeable because he rarely wears a shirt. lately he's been losing weight thanks to exercise and a new diet. >> the most i used to do for exercise was stand up to count the money. you know what i'm saying? >> but you might be on your feet for a few hours. >> now they give me fruit to eat. i forgot what fruit tasted like. i eat pears and [ bleep ] like that. >> shout out to all the pear eaters. i never thought i would hear that shoutout. but i have. he rediscovered his love of fruit. not many rappers do that. our musical guest tonight is a talented gentleman named trey songz. [ cheers and applause ] trey is a big man with a song called "nana."

it's very catchy, but unless you know the new lingo, some of the lyrics might go over your head. and you don't want that. so i'm going to help get some translation. it's time for "new lyrics for old people." to help us with this, please welcome trey songz. trey, come on out. [ applause ] there he is. how are you doing? welcome. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is the guy i was telling you about. before we start translating this, when you say nana, are you talking about your actual nana, like your grandma? >> no, no. i'm just saying nana. >> okay, good. it would be gross the other way. shall we begin? >> let's do it. so you to the first line. >> that's nice right there. i like that. this is the intro, ladies and gentlemen. it goes like this. one, two, three.

♪ oh, nana, look what you done started ♪ >> jimmy: so it appears that with nana, things are headed in a sexual direction. ♪ oh, nana, why you do you act so naughty ♪ >> jimmy: i question why you behaved inappropriately, even though i am aroused. [ laughter and applause ] >> this is great. here we go. ♪ oh, nana, i'm about to spin all this cash ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so aroused, i will pay you. >> oh! he almost said ass, but for the sake of children, you didn't. >> yeah. then it goes -- ♪ oh, nana, put your hands in the air if you love me tonight ♪ >> jimmy: that's polite. raise your hand. if you would like to make sex. >> hands up, anybody?

♪ oh, nana, keep your hands in the air if you're spending the night ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we would like to maybe have a sleepover let me know so we can have clean sheets on the bed. [ applause ] again, we're translating. he's not offering you sex. ♪ oh, nana, oh, nana >> that's just nonsense. >> right. ♪ baby, baby, i'm the one you love here, i'm going to give it to you ♪ >> jimmy: now it's time for the sex they were talking about. >> it's sexy time. ♪ i'm going to give you the best time of your life ♪ >> jimmy: he's very good at sex and he's saying you're going to really enjoy this. ♪ get the check ♪

>> does that mean you're making her pay for dinner? >> no, no. that's when the check -- if she's down for that, i'm cool. i ushlgly -- usually take it. >> jimmy: don't let me stop you. ♪ girl i ain't even got a check ♪ >> jimmy: you're giving signals now that the love making must proceed immediately. >> we've been doing this for a while now. >> and it's time. no foreplay. ♪ let me show you the best >> jimmy: i know you've had relationship issues in the past, but this time will be different because i'm like the michael jordan of sex. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you know i'mma get you right ♪ >> who are the boys and why are they going to the left? >> because it's other men that want her attention. >> jimmy: and the left is -- >> to belittle them, i call them boys. then i tell her to curb them to the left. this is new lingo for ignoring people. >> jimmy: i didn't know that. >> i'm putting you up on game. i'm going to tell you something -- >> jimmy: i don't know what that means either.

but it's good? >> yeah. >> that's trey songz, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to do the whole song later. trey songz is here. we'll be right back with dane cook. so stick around.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. starting tomorrow you can see melissa mccarthy in the funny new movie "tammy." mark duplass is here. and then -- his brand new album came out today. it's called "trigga." trey songz from the at&t outdoor stage. tomorrow night -- the great susan sarandon will be here. ramon rodriguez will be here. and we'll have music from robin thicke. robin has a long day tomorrow. in morning he's going to be on "good morning america" and "the view" in new york and then he is on our show at night. you know how he's getting back and forth? he's riding a horse. [ laughter ]

yeah. so that's going to be something. our first guest tonight is an exceptionally successful standup comic who balances the many filthy things he says on stage with wholesome family things in a new disney movie called "planes." it opens in theaters july 18. please welcome dane cook. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ very good to see you. how are you doing? >> great to see you. great to see everybody. great to see you, guillermo. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: what's going on with you? >> every day i put on this suit and i wait for you to call. what have i been doing? >> jimmy: you're getting very muscular, by the way. i think you need to be careful. >> jimmy, it's called yoga.

it's called jacked. >> jimmy: i know. >> i'm just doing dips waiting for you to call. what have i been doing? a little thing called online dating. >> jimmy: have you really? >> i am, i was interested in it. i actually joined a couple of sites. it's an amazing process, the online dating world. you can really -- the one site that i had a little difficulty with, ancestry.com has been -- >> jimmy: no, you've got the wrong -- >> i'm just not doing it right. >> jimmy: what sites are you on? >> i'm telling you right now, if you want to meet somebody, you can meet exactly the kind of person you're interested in online. if you're religious, join a website called christian mingle. you can mingle with christians. you can only talk about christian things. i'm not christian, but i'm sure they're talking about guilt. easter eggs. if you're jewish, you can join j-date.com. talk about jewish things. again, i'm not jewish.

i'm sure they're discussing where the best chinese restaurants e located. if you're a farmer, you can join a site called farmer's only. are you on that site? you can meet only farmers. i'm sure that website is just at peak hours at 4:30 a.m., good morning. basically, there's a site for everybody. if you're irish, irish connect. if you're indian, that website [ laughter ]com. >> jimmy: that's right. i did not know about that. >> that is right. >> jimmy: dane, by the way, i cannot -- we uncovered this today. >> what is this? >> jimmy: this is one of our old head shots. i cannot believe that this guy would need any kind of help with online dating. [ laughter ] what a dreamy shot. >> wow! >> jimmy: when did that happen? >> let's really -- wet hair, eh. >> jimmy: it's like a pantene

commercial. >> i'm wearing an xxl blazer. that was one of my first head shots, yeah. >> jimmy: i like this part, don't follow your dreams, run with them. [ laughter ] this is before oprah magazine, so you probably came up with that yourself. >> that's something a willow tree whispered to me, as i was dreaming underneath it. >> jimmy: that is something else. >> thanks so much for doing that, jimmy. >> jimmy: did you have any special skills you claimed to have? >> just running with dreams. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is your plan for the fourth of july? do you like to cause explosions, blow things up? >> no, no. we've known each other for a long time. i was always like the nervous kid growing up. i didn't enjoy the fourth of july. i was always afraid that there was going to be some kind of, you know, i would be laying in bed wondering about high wind advisories. >> jimmy: really? >> i remember walking around and warning neighbors. listen, you have some dry brush in your backyard.

i'm handing out goggles. i was very concerned for the people in my neighborhood. >> jimmy: you were quite the little cub scout. that's got to make you popular with the other kids, right? >> they would shoot fireworks at me. popular in the way i was a target. >> jimmy: you're from a big family, right? >> 17 boys. >> jimmy: wow. >> 38 girls. >> jimmy: that is a big family. that is remarkable. >> it was a lot of kids. we wanted more, but my mother was just getting too old. >> jimmy: this is sort of an anniversary for us, because i think it was 11 years ago almost to this day that you came on the show to promote your first comedy album. >> i want to thank you right to -- right now for that. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. [ applause ] it's an amazing -- my first comedy cd that we had out here, "harmful if swallowed," it changed my life, the success of that, gave me a fan base, put me

out on the road for years. i always thought it would be fitting to share special news i have tonight. spoiler alert right here, which is i have a new special and it's going to be on this fall, my first one in almost four years. and i couldn't be more excited to let the fans and everybody know. it's going to be on showtime this year. >> jimmy: oh, good. i thought you were going to make a joke. [ applause ] i thought you were going to come out of the closet or something. i didn't know what you were up to. >> you have to watch the special. it's called "trouble maker." it will be on this fall. >> jimmy: this is good timing with the disney movie, because you want to have some space between your standup act and -- >> right. this is fun family fare. this is going to be a lot of heart and fun. then in the fall, we will destroy relationships. >> jimmy: you'll get back to the horrors of -- all right, well, we'll see a clip from your new movie when we come back. >> let's to that when i come back. >> jimmy: dane cook is here. we'll be right back. >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought

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15 seconds to scoop, and 50 feet to climb out. and watch out for the trees. >> that is dane cook in "planes: fire & rescue." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a disney movie. >> it is. >> jimmy: the first one was a really big hit. and kids love planes and fire and rescue and all that. >> they were going crazy for this. i got to see this the other night with the cast. it's just tremendous. the people that worked on the first one took it to a new level. >> jimmy: do parents come up to you and say, talk to my kid as dusty crop hopper. >> they do, or they want me to record their voice mail message. the thing that's really kind of, you know, not special about it, it's my voice. as dusty. i'm not like, i'm dusty. [ laughter ] i'm really leaving them a voice mail, like hey, what's up, it's dane. i sound like dusty right now. i hope you're well. see the movie. >> jimmy: do you find that some of these people, people that have been fans of yours for a long time that now have kids and

watching this stuff with their children? >> they're watching it, and the kids hear it and they say, where are the swears? [ laughter ] >> i'm like, there's another version coming out later on. >> jimmy: how long have you been doing standup? >> 24 years. >> jimmy: worst gig you ever did? >> the second time on this show was not -- [ laughter ] >> see what i did? >> jimmy: me too. >> one time i did this college and they didn't have a regular stage. so we built you a stage. when i got there, it was a scaffolding for like construction. and they just put the mike stand about halfway up the scaffolding. but they didn't lock it down. and i'm pretty physical. i'm like all over the place. midway through the show, the front broke and i slid from the scaffolding into the crowd.

[ laughter ] like "game of thrones," like i was going into a dragon's mouth. or "dane of thrones." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that could be a whole new thing for you. in all that time, have you found that the audience has changed at all? i know at one point you were hugely popular on myspace. that was really like how you brought all these people together. now myspace is a thing we don't even use anymore. >> i gave birth to it, then i had to kill it. when i go, it goes, jimmy. no, i think that over the years, obviously having like a really incredible dedicated fan base, it's the blessing of any performer. you want people that want to come out and see you. i've just been fortunate. i can't believe it's 24 years or 11 years, but i'm still having the time of my life. >> jimmy: do you find that these people are at all different, are they aging at all? >> they want money from me. >> jimmy: in what way? >> they said, we read online that you have money. will you give us some.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> we're back. still to come, music from trey songz. our next guest is a talented filmmaker and actor from new orleans where crawfish and innocence go to die. you know him from "the league," "the mindy project" and "zero dark thirty." starting tomorrow, you can see him opposite melissa mccarthy in "tammy." please say hello to mark duplass. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you? >> i am good, jimmy. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm good. i don't know if you're aware of this, but your co-star was here with us last night. >> i heard she was here. she told me she had a terrible time. >> jimmy: she did? i thought we had a good time. the movie is very funny, by the way. i heard you met here in our theater. >> it's crazy. i was here last year for my first time, and they were trimming my nose hairs and eyebrows, which is what you do your first time here. >> jimmy: and it looks great. >> i did it again. i didn't get the ears. >> jimmy: you have to get the ears. i never forget an ear hair. i pull them out with my fingers if i have to. get to meet melissa, who i never met before, and she came bursting into my dressing room and said that she loved some of the movies that my brother and i had directed. she was like, would you want to do a movie with me?

and so literally the coming together of "tammy" came together right here. >> jimmy: i think probably a lot of people do that, like, i would love to do a movie with you sometime and nothing materializes. >> i've had some weird fortunate experiences. i was at south by southwest film value and making like $5,000 movies that no one knew about, and i got tackled by another talented funny person, jonah hill, who was more ineastbounderyiated than melissa was, but told me how much he loved this movie "the puffy chair" that i had made and wanted to make a movie with me. then we made the movie "cyrus." remember that movie? that box office juggernaut. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that was a good movie. that's great. so melissa's husband directed you in this film. >> that's right. >> jimmy: is that a strange thing when you have a love scene with an actress, and then her

husband is sitting right there. >> what do you mean? >> jimmy: it must be a very uncomfortable -- i would think for me it would be uncomfortable. >> yes, as actors we are trained when we come on these shows to say, it's the least sexy thing in the world, all the lights are there, the cameras are there. you've heard this before. one of the things actors say is it's like a fight scene. it's highly chiropractor graphed. it's very technical. they're all lying. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> everybody is lying. >> jimmy: you really believe that? they're all lying? >> this is what i believe. i've talked to quite a few people about this. we are animals, and there are things that happen when your lips touch another person's hips. -- lips. there's these pistons that fire inside your body. for men in particular, things can ignite. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you said pistons? >> yes. >> jimmy: wait a minute, have you directed your wife, katie? >> yeah. this is -- i have a lot of

experience with the onscreen-offscreen thing. my brother and i worked together a lot. my wife and i worked together, katie alison, who co-stars with me on "the league." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they won't be caught sleeping again. >> i love that you introduced me with "in the league" and "zero dark thirty." the two most different movies possible. >> jimmy: well, you have a lot of range. >> there's many scenes, have you seen "the league," we sit on a couch and my wife is sitting here making out with steve, a lovely man, who i hate very much. [ laughter ] it's super awkward for all of us. and we -- ben and i talked about it going into it, and he was pretty cool with it. but it gets super awkward. in fact, there was one movie, it was a little sundance movie called "the free bee." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yes, yes. dax sheppard and your wife are

in it. >> my wife directed the film, i produced it. because it was made for $10,000, we shot it in our house. it stars katie and dax struggling with their life. their sex scenes happened in our bed. >> jimmy: your real bed? >> i was standing at the foot of the bed helping katie direct the scenes. dax and i are close friends. i've got to be honest with you, you know dax, right? >> jimmy: yes, very well. >> how well? >> he has also made out with my wife, but it had nothing to do with a movie. [ laughter ] he said he wanted to. >> it's tough with dax. you've seen him, he's a very talented comedian, he's shown his emotional range on "parenthood." so he's a full range threat. have you ever been swimming with him or anything? >> jimmy: yes, i have. >> so that are other things -- >> jimmy: starting to become very gay, i don't know why, but -- >> jimmy: well, dax has things

to offer that i don't necessarily have. >> jimmy: okay, i see what you're talking about. you know why i know? because he told me. [ laughter ] >> he doesn't have to tell you when you're shooting a movie. >> jimmy: and the best part is, your wife, as director of the film, i presume, cast him in this role. so she looked around and said, who would i like to -- who's it going to be? >> and dax kind of looks like me, but i think he has me beat by about 10%, 15% in every category. so it gets a little tough in there. >> jimmy: do you really find that it will really bother you for real? >> it doesn't bother me in my soul, in the core, like we need to go to therapy. >> jimmy: which parts of your body does it bother? >> it's like the lower half. the truth is, dax is i are great friends. i love him. >> jimmy: and you share everything? >> no, i killed him. he's dead. you're never going to see him

again. >> jimmy: there's only one way that you must direct a movie, cast his wife kristen bell in it and make out with her. >> that's a pretty great idea. [ applause ] >> jimmy: do it later. it's very good to have you here. mark duplass! "tammy" opens in theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back with music from trey songz. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. next week on "jimmy kimmel live!" john stamos, justin theroux, todd glass, abigail spencer, angey harmon, and music from ok go, common, and five seconds of summer. join us with the cast of guardians of the galaxy, including chris prat, stwroy saldana, david bautista, vin

diesel, and bradley cooper. all this on "jimmy kimmel live!"

>> for years, jimmy kimmel has blazed his own trail.

making each night more memorable than the last. >> do you have a girlfriend? [ buzzer ] >> who do you think is going to win? >> rob lowe. >> looks like skin cancer. >> every show is history in the making. >> thanks, jimmy kimmel. >> all part of the job, ma'am. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank dane cook, mark duplass, and apologies to matt damon, ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, his album "trigga" came out today -- here with the song, 1k3w4r50irk "nana" -- trey songz. ♪ ♪ hey look what you started

♪ oh na na look what you done started oh na na why you gotta act ♪ ♪ so naughty oh na na i'm bout to spend all this cash ♪ ♪ oh nana ♪ if you keep shaking that oh yeah ♪ ♪ oh nana na, put your hands in the air if you love it tonight ♪ ♪ na na na ♪ ♪ keep your hands in the air if ya spending the night oh na na na oh na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ everybody say it ♪ oh na na na oh na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ baby i'm the one you like i'mma give you what you like oh yeah ♪ ♪ i'mma give it to you right yeah ♪ ♪ best time of your life yeah ♪ ♪ i'ma give it to you right yeah best time of your life yeah ohhh yeah ♪ ♪ baby when you ready tell the waitress get the check girl i know you ready i ain't even gotta check ♪ ♪ you been through the worst let me show you who the best you know i'ma get you right get them boys to the left ♪ ♪ look what you done started

♪ i like this side moo♪ ♪ why you got to act so naughty ♪ ♪ ooh baby i'm about to spend all this cash ♪ oh nana ♪ if you keep shaking that oh yay ♪ ♪ oh nana ♪ put your hands in the air if you love it tonight ♪ ♪ keep your hands in the air if you're spending the night ♪ ♪ >> say it with me! ♪ the night oh na na na oh na na na na na na na oh na na na oh na ♪ ♪ ohhh yeah all the problems you done had yeah leave them broke fellas in the past yeah ohhh yeah ♪ ♪ girl you had good but i could give you better ♪ ♪ i'll have you thinking about forever ♪ i'ma make you say oh na na oh oh oh ♪ what you done started

♪ oh nana ♪ why you got to act so naughty ♪ ♪ you got me acting a fool ♪ i'm about to spend all this cash ♪ ♪ if you do what ♪ if you keep shaking that oh nana na ♪ ♪ put your hands in the air if ya loving tonight oh na na na keep your hands in the air ♪ ♪ if ya spending the night oh na na na oh na na na na na na na oh na na na oh na ♪ i see some angels in the front. ♪ ♪ everybody say ♪ you gonna love me tonight ♪ everybody say yeah yeah yeah ♪ you feeling lucky tonight ♪ tonight girl ♪ when we leave this party ♪ you gonna love me tonight ♪ oh put your hands up. >> hands in the air!

♪ oh nana, everybody say like ♪ nana oh nana oh nana ooh ooh nan nan nana ♪ ♪ hands in the air ♪ nana nan nan nana l.a., make some noise! [ cheers and applause ] >> can i do a new song for you? everybody bounce a little bit. bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, hey! ♪ co-co-co-colombian oh yeah i love that ♪ ♪ i love her if she speak

another language ♪ ♪ she be doing things i've never seen ♪ ♪ i think i mighta hit it in my dreams ♪ ♪ she drop it and she throw it, yeah she work it ♪ but you look better up in person i think your booty's fake she says it's real though ♪ ♪ she back it up and let me get my feel on ♪ ♪ she only been here for two weeks ♪ ♪ ♪ came with her girls and they trying to leave with me ♪ ♪ she's working hard like she's trying to get a visa ♪ ♪ the way she twerking out i might pull out my visa ♪ ♪ after we leave girl, you know whether you going ♪ ♪ ♪ straight to the 'tel you ain't leaving til the morning same old thing ♪ ♪ yeah you know that [ bleep ] boring american you know i had to cop that foreign ♪ ♪ american you know i had to cop that foreign she got on that bikini when we in that lamborghini ♪

♪ ♪ she from another country ♪ i'm from the city ♪ with me it's never boring ♪ you know i had to cop that foreign ♪ ♪ ♪ i hit the lot and then i leave out with a new one her ass so fat i measured that ♪ ♪ i told her ruler baby wanna ask why i walk like that don't wonder ♪ ♪ make that [ bleep ] rain when i bring that thunder shout out australia way she go down under ♪ ♪ she only been here for two weeks, ♪ came with her girls and they trying to leave with me ♪ ♪ she workin hard like she tryna get a visa the way she twerk it i just might pull out my visa ♪ ♪ after we leave girl you know where you go ♪ ♪ straight to tell you ain't leaving until the morning ♪ ♪ same old thing yeah you know that [ bleep ] boring ♪

♪ american you know she's she from a country ♪ ♪ in the city with me this is a special edition of "nightline." >> tonight, shot down, the fiery moment of impact caught on tape. 298 people on board a malaysia airlines flight when it was violently blown from the sky apparently by a missile. one of the deadliest air disasters ever. >> shot down, not an accident. blown out of the sky. >> who did it? and why? plus we go inside the investigation. what the ten-mile debris field can tell authorities about how the plane came crashing down. and breaking point. as we go on air, israel launching a ground operation gaza. >> we heard two very large blasts.