all the mobile at the vice at the 7 news app tomorrow mornin morning. the 7 news app tomorrow mornin morning. >> next on jimmy kimmel actor from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- justin theroux, angie harmon, "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from 5 seconds of summer. with cleto and the cletos. and now, as you well know, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching.

thank you for joining me here. it's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate that. we have a -- we have a lot going on tonight. we have so much to get to. first of all, i don't know if you noticed. we have a very popular band on our show tonight. they're from australia. and look at this line. this is a lot of these people slept over here last night. they slept in our parking lot. 99% women. i think there were a few dads springled in there. they're all here. they're all lined up for our musical guest tonight, which is 5 seconds of summer. and this is exciting. the band is planning to marry whoever screams the loudest. they're going to pick the four girls who make the most noise and propose to them and spend the rest of our lives together, i guess. look at this. we had such a demand for tickets we had to close down the street behind our theater to

accommodate everybody. between us and obama, you can't move around without a pogo stick. security has confiscated more than 10,000 glitter pens. you know, these guys have never been on an american talk show before. and so, their fans are very excited. they've been tweeting me nonstop. they use a lot of emojis. this girl is so excited, she used 26 emojis. this fan's emoticons broke down in tears. this one has everything. a monkey, a shrimp. beer glasses. a ghost. and 22 eggplants. [ laughter and applause ] nothing says i'm pumped like an eggplant. [ cheers and applause ] not often we have an ocean of crazed teenage girls outside our theater. believe it or not, they don't line up for me.

so, tonight, we decided to have some fun with that with the help of guys from 5 s.o.s., which is what i call them for short. we pulled fans out of the line. we wanted to make a video message for a fan and set a world record for the most kisses -- something done. as you might guess, the girls were more than happy to be a part of it. ♪ >> hi, guys. so, i skipped cross country practice to be here. and i'm going to be in so, so much trouble. and you don't -- i've gone through a lot to try to get here today. and so, when i got the call that we were going to be here, it was, like -- >> hi. what's up? what's your name? >> i'm nadia. >> eh? >> nadia.

n-a-d-i-a. >> i'm in the band. in case you didn't know. what we wanted to do is our band was trying to break the world record for most fans kissed in 24 hours. so -- >> you can kiss me. >> you want to -- >> yes. >> before we do this, will you call me after we kiss? >> yes. >> or is this going to be -- >> yes. >> i'm going to come up. you have to come up to the screen. you're going to kiss the screen. but we both have to close our eyes. ready? three, two, one. >> oh, my god. >> yee-haw. ♪ >> um, okay. hi, guys. i love you guys so much. ashton, love you. keep up with your drumming.

you're amazing. luke, your tallness, stop. michael, stop dyeing your hair. you're amazing. >> hello? hi. how are you? >> fine. >> i like your hair. it's a good color. >> thank you very much. we're trying to set a world record for the band with the most kisses from our fans in 24 hours. >> okay. i'll do it. >> yeah. we need you to kiss the screen. >> the screen or the camera? or you? >> the screen. i'm going to put my face next to the screen and you have to kiss that. does that make sense? >> okay. okay. okay. >> hold on. >> oh, my god. >> are you ready? >> yeah. >> you have to lean in. and you can stand up on the thing. >> okay. >> okay. close your eyes. and lean in. lean in.

[ laughter ] >> guillermo: where's my kiss? >> wait. there you go. >> oh, my god. >> hi. >> hello. >> what's your name? >> my name's sandra. >> hi, sandra. i'm ashton. >> hello. we've gathered you here today. we're trying to set a world record for kissing the most fans in 24 hours through the screen. >> oh, my goodness. >> yes. it's a thing. you have to kiss me, if that's okay. >> okay. >> yeah, pucker up. i'm going to lean in. but i'm going to count to five. you have to close your eyes. but you have come forward, okay? >> so -- >> come up on the step. >> on the step. >> just like that, yeah, yeah, yeah. you have to close your eyes.

one, two, three. come in. come in. closer. closer. >> oh, my gosh. no. >> basically, we're trying to set a word record. the band with the most kisses from their fans. >> okay. >> basically, you have to kiss me through the screen. >> i got it. >> yes. >> it's better if your eyes are closed. >> okay. >> row reayou ready? >> okay. i'm going to go for it. [ laughter ] >> oh, my gosh. ♪ you know that i like it every time you walk in the room ♪ ♪ all eyes on you and you know it, know it ♪ ♪ know it >> are you enjoying that right now? >> okay. >> hi.

>> oh, my gosh. >> how are you? >> i'm good. oh, my god. >> oh, my god. >> no, no. >> are you having a moment? >> no. i -- just say cheese. >> sorry about that. look at him. he's so cute, though. isn't he? >> he could be my uncle. >> right? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how 5 seconds of summer got mono. meanwhile, there's a markedly different kind of excitement in san diego right now, where comic-con is in full swing. the hoards from descended like locusts with peanut allergies. nerdchella has begun. the weather is perfect right now. and for four days, it plays host

to 150,000 people who never set foot outside. [ laughter ] it's popular, comic-con, because it gives the fans a chance to get up close and personal with the creators and stars of the comics and movies they love. basically, comic-con is a reason that zoe saldanha has a security team. but it's also popular because people dress up like their favorite characters. this guy loves "star wars" so much, it has consumed his life. >> i found a local jedi. what's your name? >> steve. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jedi steve. not much worse than luke, i guess. but when the san diego comic-con started back in 1970, it was a small event. it was just one guy, sitting on a pile of old "x men" comics. now, you have to get in line before it even starts. this morning, the cbs affiliate in san diego caught up with the

enthusiastic superfan who managed to secure a spot at the front of the line. >> we have fans who are first in line. how long have you been waiting in line? >> we've been waiting since 3:00 p.m. of yesterday. >> oh, my gosh. how do you feel? >> i'm dying in here. >> very truthful. >> jimmy: looks like they're having a lot of fun. [ laughter ] there's some exciting movie news today. the trailer for the "50 shades of grey" movie is here. it's on the internet now. [ cheers and applause ] your mom doesn't pick up when you call her, that's why. [ laughter ] looks pretty good. although, i think it was a strange choice to have eddie murphy play all the parts. [ laughter ] it comes out the day before valentine's day next year, which is good because according to "the hollywood reporter," the movie industry is headed towards its biggest slump in eight years. this summer movie season is about to finish 20% lower than last year. and for the first time since 2001, no summer movies have

broken the 3 million mark in the united states. i enlisted the services of yehya. he's a handyman i met outside a movie theater because his hobby is taking pictures with celebrities. we took a picture and i immediately fell in love. he resumes his role as movie reviewer for us. tonight, yehya reviews a true summer blockbuster in "talken about the movie" with yehya. >> hi. i'm back again. i'm yehya. and actually, now i want to talk about the movie "transformer." mark wahlberg is in the movie. and mark wahlberg is good actor, too. he makes a lot of movie with george clooney, with a lot of celebrities. "transformer" is fighting with the other transformer, looks like jurassic bark. you know what i say. the big one. and transformer is a car. and the car it change right the

way his transformer. to demolishing. everything change now. you know? before in the movie, one and two, the guy -- the young boy, shalla la bomb, and he knows my name. he wants me to do the magic cigarette. he saw it a small boy. and i do it again. i do it in egypt. and i got the cigarette in the water with the light. and i come ten feet out with cigarette smoke. and i'm not smoke. thank god. look. i turn it off now. good. go see the movie now. and good luck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i need water.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. i have to say, that is the -- most powerful anti-smoking advertisement i've ever seen. we should visit yehya in the hospital after the show, right? >> guillermo: we should go. >> jimmy: it's thursday night. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc, where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not, it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> a massive convention that celebrates everything to do with [ bleep ]. >> talking to lebron's house, waiting to [ bleep ] his [ bleep ]. >> i definitely have a [ bleep ] problem. >> one of the world's richest men say we are [ bleep ] way too many [ bleep ] each week. >> i'm in favor of [ bleep ]. i want to [ bleep ] until the cows come home. >> okay, now i have to take a [ bleep ]. unbelievable. >> the [ bleep ] from barber. happy birthday. >> if i was at the border, you'd see my [ bleep ] out there. >> that's a good [ bleep ].

and it's nice and soft. that would not hurt your [ bleep ] the way your husband's [ bleep ] does. >> alligator. >> to your kitchen. >> how do you like your [ bleep ]? black? >> america can choke on a [ bleep ] and swallow [ bleep ] whole. >> you have to use all the [ bleep ] to see each other. take a [ bleep ] together. >> i don't want you blowing [ bleep ] around my house. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: angie harmon is here. we have a big outdoor performance with 5 seconds of summer. and we'll be right back with justin theroux. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. tonight on the program from

"rizzoly & isles," on tnt, angie harmon is here. to accommodate the massive number of kids to see them. their self-titled album came out this week. a block party performance by 5 seconds of summer. there haven't been this many screaming girls outside of our theater since the last time regis was here. our first guest is a successful acteder and writer, and speaks a language other than english. he has a new show called "the leftovers" on sunday nights on hbo. please welcome justin theroux. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm amazed you were able to

sneak through the parade of girls out there. >> i couldn't get through. it's the hardest place to get to in hollywood right now. >> jimmy: it is. did you have -- when you are the age those girls out there, did you have a pop star you had a crush on? >> debbie harry was a big one for me. >> jimmy: really? debbie harry. >> debbie harry from blondie. >> jimmy: i think you're too young. >> my uncle had a set of hers in the car. i hadn't heard her music. this person is really special. >> jimmy: it's always an uncle with a cassette. >> and i got to meet her. and then, i met her like a -- only a couple years ago. >> jimmy: you did? >> a dream fulfilled. >> jimmy: you made love to her? [ laughter ] >> no. i did get to kiss her. >> jimmy: you did? >> kind of on the cheek. >> jimmy: how about that? was she sleeping? you snuck in? >> kicked the door open. she woke up right away. >> jimmy: i'm glad you're here. i'm amazed. according to "star" magazine, you're getting married on july

26th in mexico, which is two days from now. [ cheers and applause ] >> i wish "us" magazine or "star" or whatever. >> jimmy: this is "star" magazine. i think you've been booked on this show for weeks. somebody would have looked at the calendar. >> the itinerary. >> jimmy: the thing that worries me, it makes me feel that maybe mila and ashton didn't have a fight that stopped the wedding. and maybe -- >> their fight could have stopped our wedding. >> jimmy: what do you think is tearing gisele and tom apart, too? your life is like a circus. it really is. >> it's not that -- i work at a circus. >> jimmy: you worked at the actual circus? >> i did. i had a job at ringling brothers and barnum & bailey circus. >> jimmy: what did you do at

ringling brothers? >> i made snow cones. >> jimmy: for real? you traveled with the circus? >> not only did i work for ringling brothers. i worked for ringling brothers in tokyo, japan. i went there to make money for a summer job or whatever. makes no sense. it's a great career move. >> jimmy: you went overseas to make snow cones. >> i went to japan with a friend of mine who was japanese. was going to find some work. and the circus was in town. i ended up getting a job with the circus, sort of an assistant managerial position selling snow cones. >> jimmy: it's a shame you didn't stick with that. were you good at it? >> it's called snow cone balling. you crack the ice. and you can make a lot of snow cone balls. >> jimmy: you speak japanese, so, you were able -- >> i don't speak any japanese. i could sell snow cones in

japanese. that one sentence. >> jimmy: what is it? [ speaking foreign language ] >> i think. >> jimmy: toshi says, yes. that was good. he's japanese. wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> does he want a snow cone? >> jimmy: what do you do after you work in the circus? you become an astronaut? >> i go down to florida. i moved to new york. straight to new york after college and lived there. and bar tended. >> jimmy: it's almost like making snow cones. were you a good bar tend center. >> i was a pretty good bartender. i wasn't a bartender, i want sex on the naval or whatever. [ laughter ] it was one of those things, all right. made a joke. what do you want to drink? >> jimmy: you were a bad bartender? >> i was a bad bartender. recently, i've taken credit for being the guy who -- me and one

of the other bartenders, as a joke one time, said wouldn't it be funny if we sold crappy beer and charged the same amount it. we started putting schlitz -- god bless schlitz. all those, 4 bucs a can for them. and we sold out that night and every night thereafter. >> jimmy: really? >> a preirony thing. terrible beer. it's historical. >> jimmy: you were like hipster zero, i guess. you have this, you are in "details" magazine. handsome and forlorn, as well. >> looks like i just finished crying. >> jimmy: did you agree in the magazine? or did they capture and make you be a part of it? >> exactly. >> jimmy: there's good pictures of you in here. have you looked through this? there you are, posing. this is a good one, too. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> just hanging around. >> jimmy: just hanging around with makeup on. yeah. here you are -- >> oh, god. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: spent so much on the pants, you couldn't afford the shirt. you have a reputation as a bad boy. and i know you. you're not -- >> sometimes they get it right, jimmy. >> jimmy: you don't do drugs. you don't -- you've not been -- >> i am a bad boy, though. that one thing, they've nailed. >> jimmy: you really aren't a bad boy. you're a good boy, i'd say. >> i think i'm a good boy. >> jimmy: you are a good boy, right? >> yeah. i would like to think so. my mom thinks i'm a good boy. >> jimmy: does she? >> call her right now and she would tell you that. >> jimmy: you have no skeletons or anything like that? >> i have skeletons. >> jimmy: you do? >> you can't come into hollywood without a couple of mug shots under your belt. >> jimmy: you've been arrested? >> many times. >> jimmy: really? >> many arrests.

you think you know me, jimmy. >> jimmy: i know you haven't been arrested. >> you can google it. >> jimmy: for real? >> everything is on the internet. >> jimmy: i'll google it right now, if you want. i'll google it. let's see. [ cheers and applause ] hold on. >> this is going to be embarrassing. >> jimmy: your name is hard to spell, the last name. all right. okay. all right. okay. [ laughter and applause ] all right. okay. here we go. oh, wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there is a mug shot of you. >> that's right. >> jimmy: what was this from? >> 2011, i was in pompano beach, and arrested for fishing without a license. which they take very seriously. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> this is a bad one. this is trumped up charges, by the way. i was cockfighting. the bird had nothing to do with the arrest. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what the hell happened

here? >> that was public urination. >> jimmy: oh, my god. look at this. >> that was the "joe dirt" premiere. >> jimmy: this was -- whoa. >> that was a dark period. >> jimmy: there's a lot of these pictures. >> this wasn't doesn't look like you think it would look like. i was ivy proeching. >> jimmy: unusual ensemble. >> that is not a mug shot. that's just me going to a kiss concert. >> jimmy: oh, wow. look at that. >> that was me after the kiss concert, huffing my make-up. >> jimmy: and okay. >> stay on that one. you can zoom in on it. that was a very dark night in mexico. >> jimmy: that's right. that's the night we got married. all right. you are a bad boy. justin theroux, he's a bad boy, everybody.

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>> glad you like the show. >> jimmy: i really enjoy it. it is a dark show. >> it gets funnier. >> jimmy: a lot of shows claim to be dark. this one actually is dark. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and if i were to read the book that the show is kind of based on, would it ruin it for me? >> i don't think it would ruin it. you can read the book or read along with the show. >> jimmy: i want to know why the people are smoking cigarettes. but i also don't want to ruin it for me. if you watch the show, you know, there's this group of people. >> yeah, the g.r., who hang out and stalk people and smoke cigarettes outside their houses and their places of work. >> jimmy: they're nonviolent. and they're just weird. and they really, really enjoy smoking, i'll say that. >> they smoke. >> jimmy: damon lindeloff, one of the creators of "lost,". >> one of your favorite shows. >> jimmy: is the guy that put this show together. and everybody is looking at what he is going to do next after

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back. angie harmon and 5 seconds of summer is still to come. this is our celebrity photo friend yehya, everybody. you did such a great job with the movie review -- >> thank you. >> jimmy: i thought i would ask you to help me promote the upcoming guests on the show next week. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: thank you you, yehya. >> god bless you.

>> jimmy: but god bless you. may god bless everybody. that's right. so, i'm going to show our guest from next week on the screen. you tell us, tell everyone who they are. first guest. >> everybody, listen to me, please. >> jimmy: who is this one, yehya? >> oh, washington. >> jimmy: that is right. kerry washington. next guest. >> thank you. >> jimmy: who is this young man? >> i know what you do. but i don't know who -- >> jimmy: what does he do? >> the movie "lord of the ring." >> jimmy: no. >> movie "avatar." the one with the broom, he would fly it. >> jimmy: that is right. >> with the broom. >> jimmy: daniel radcliffe. and the movie was called? >> it was called -- i forget. >> jimmy: harry potter. that's right. next guest? who is that man? rock music legend. >> looks like the bee gees brother. >> jimmy: not the bee gees brother. pretty sure they're all gone.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: 5 seconds of summer. you know our next guest is one of the world's most beautiful crime fighters next to ben affleck, as batman, of course. her show is called "rizzoli & isles" you can watch it on tnt. please welcome angie harmon. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm well. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well.

did you see all the kids outside there? >> how do you miss them? >> jimmy: when you were that age, we got an interesting answer from justin, who did you like? did you like anyone that much? >> duran duran. yeah. >> jimmy: my sister liked duran duran. >> those were my first concerts. i was 11 or 12. and i made sure i was on the john taylor side. >> jimmy: he was the cute one, right? >> well, i mean, as you know. >> jimmy: right. my sister liked him, too. >> and he winked at me. >> jimmy: did he really? >> yes, he did. >> jimmy: do you think he really winked at you? or he was winking in your vicinity? >> no. he did. he really did. >> jimmy: i believe it. oh, really? he really did? >> yes. >> jimmy: have you met him? >> yes. and so, then, actually, i was at a dinner for missoni. and they sat me right next to him. that little stalker girl was

still in here. >> jimmy: it always is. >> i had no idea. i couldn't talk to him. i sat like this for -- he was over there, for like 20 minutes. and finally, i looked over and he was still john taylor. and he like the hair. and i just -- >> jimmy: did you tell him? >> that he winked at me? >> reporte >> jimmy: yeah. did he wink again? maybe he has a facial tick. >> this is my childhood dream. >> jimmy: that's why i'm here. >> a facial tick. >> jimmy: how old are your kids? >> 10, 9 and 5. >> jimmy: all girls? >> all girls. >> jimmy: are they interested in this sort of thing? >> not yet. no, not yet. >> jimmy: that's good. you want to hold out as long as you possibly can. >> i do. have you seen what's out there? >> jimmy: i have. >> they're just throwing themselves at cars and in front of cars. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's crazy. like, you're not them. we need to go. and 100 of them just screaming. >> jimmy: your daughters are going to do that eventually.

yeah, they are. what are their names? >> finley, avery and emory. >> jimmy: it sounds like a law firm in the south. finley, emory and avery. >> finley, avery and emory. >> jimmy: that's the order. you have to keep it in. >> i do or i forget. >> jimmy: were they family names? >> i went with the androgynous, supercool. if you were in college, check out finley. and other guys would be like -- yeah. i want to check that out. that's a cool name. >> jimmy: it is a cool name. >> you know? is it a guy? is it a girl? i don't know. let's check it out. i was pregnant. i was not my fault. >> jimmy: you were pregnant before you had your kids? how unusual. not only do you have children. but you have ducks. these are -- >> i have ducks. >> jimmy: stolen from your twitter account. >> yes. >> jimmy: three, little

ducklings. how did you get these things? >> they were easter presents for my girls. each one has their duck. >> jimmy: and they're growing. >> and now, they're turkeys. >> jimmy: they are big. >> they are huge. >> jimmy: this was their pool. and now, it's just their bowl. what are their names? >> all right. this is -- this is smolder. because number one is into dragons right now. and this is dr. nibbles. and this is sunny. >> jimmy: will you be eating the dr. nibbles and sunny? >> no. and this one. >> jimmy: the middle one. >> he's gorgeous and hot. and he's become a jerk, to be honest. look how gorgeous he is. >> jimmy: he almost looks like he's green. >> he's green. and iridescent purple and blue. i thought this was a fabulous idea. now, it's just really --

>> jimmy: there has to be an end to this. and the end is bad. the end is no good for the ducks. >> we have explained to the girls. it's like children. you raise them. you put your heart and soul into it, and then, they fly away. that's what can happen because i'm not going to clip their wings. i'm not that kind of person. and the girls just sit there. and now, the girl, that's the little one, she goes on sleepovers. i don't know how i feel about that. >> jimmy: you're going to let the pets leave on their own? you do this with dogs, too? or just ducks? leave the door open and hope for better things? >> no. i want them to come back. but i'm not going to inhibit them from leaving. >> jimmy: if you love something, set it free and allow it to be eaten by coyotes. >> or pick it up with a towel. and there's flapping and fluttering. >> jimmy: your show is a big success. how many seasons has the show been on? >> this is our fifth season. >> jimmy: your character's pregnant now. with a -- >> a baby. >> jimmy: not a duck? [ laughter ]

are you drawing on your own personal experiences as a pregnant woman? >> i didn't have any experiences as a pregnant woman. with the first one. and i was actually terrified. you know, when i found out that i was pregnant, i flung myself on the bed. like, why? why? >> jimmy: i can explain why if you want. >> no. >> jimmy: no? i know how it works now. [ laughter ] >> that's good. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. give my best to the girls and to the ducks. angie harmon, everybody. "rizzoly & isles." we'll be right back with 5 seconds of summer. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world.

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theroux, and angie harmon. sorry to matt damon. all the way from australia, 5 seconds of summer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i drove by all the places you used to hang ♪ ♪ out getting wasted i thought about our last ♪ ♪ kiss how it felt the way you tasted ♪ ♪ even though your friends tell me you're doing fine ♪ ♪ are you somewhere feeling lonely even though he's right beside you ♪ ♪ when he says those words i hurt you do you read ♪ ♪ the ones i wrote you sometimes i start to ♪ ♪ wonder was it just a lie if what we had was real ♪ ♪ how could you be fine 'cause i'm not fine at all ♪ ♪ i remember the day you

told me you were lever ♪ ♪ i remember the makeup running down your face ♪ ♪ and the dreams you left behind you didn't need them ♪ ♪ like every single wish we ever made ♪ ♪ i wish that i could wake up with amnesia ♪ ♪ and forget about the stupid little things ♪ ♪ like the way it felt to fall asleep next to you and the memories ♪ ♪ i never can escape 'cause i'm not fine at all ♪ >> you sound beautiful. ♪ pictures that you sent me they're still living in my phone ♪ ♪ i admit i like to see them ♪ ♪ i admit i feel alone and all my friends keep ♪ ♪ asking why you're not around it hurts to know you're ♪ ♪ happy yeah it hurts that you moved on ♪ ♪ it's hard to hear your name when i haven't seen you in so long ♪ ♪ it's like we never happened

was it just a lie ♪ ♪ if what we had was real how could you be fine ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm not fine at all ♪ ♪ i remember the day you told me you were leaving ♪ ♪ i remember the makeup running down your face ♪ ♪ and the dreams you left behind you didn't need them ♪ ♪ like every single wish we ever made ♪ ♪ i wish that i could wake up with amnesia ♪ ♪ and forget about the stupid little things ♪ ♪ like the way it felt to fall asleep next to you ♪ ♪ and the memories i never can escape ♪ ♪ if today i woke up with you right beside me ♪ ♪ like all of this was just some ♪ ♪ twisted dream

i'd hold you even ♪ ♪ closer than i did before and you'd never slip ♪ ♪ away and you'd never hear me say ♪ ♪ i remember the day you told me you were leaving ♪ ♪ i remember the makeup running down your face ♪ ♪ and the dreams you left behind you ♪ ♪ didn't need them like every single wish we ever made ♪ ♪ i wish that i could wake up with amnesia ♪ ♪ and forget about the stupid little things ♪ ♪ like the way it felt to fall asleep next to you ♪ ♪ and the memories i never can escape ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm not fine at all ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you.

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