♪ from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight, the cast of marvel's "guardians of the galaxy," with chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel and bradley cooper. 5-year-old marvel expert mia grace. and music from clasixx. now, be warned, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. [ cheers and applause ]

hello. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] it's good to be back. we've -- [ cheers and applause ] we've been off work for the last two weeks. we've been on vacation. i actually got a lot done. i painted a mural of my house. i grew this beard. and i had a baby also. my wife -- [ cheers and applause ] you know how we did it. we made it out of sex. [ laughter ] my wife is doing fine. i'm fine, too. i was so brave. you know? [ laughter ] i cried a little bit. i didn't scream. you guys would have been very, very proud of me. we had a little girl. we named her after my grandmother. her name is grandma kimmel. her name is jane. all right. i'll show a picture of her. [ cheers and applause ] there she is. right out -- freshly out of the womb. you know they come out wearing clown makeup. it's the weirdest thing. she went a little heavy on the

foundation. we have her here with a bow on. drunk as a skunk right there. [ laughter ] we have another one. that's my hand. you can see her head is tiny. her head's like the size of a plum. [ laughter ] she weighs six pounds. she weighed six pounds, one ounce at birth. 20 inches long. just above the legal limit. sometimes they make you throw them back. we took this photograph when we were showing -- we showed her her first tyler perry movie and she loved it. [ laughter ] i've been taking somewhere in the neighborhood of 10,000 pictures of her a day. she's finally had enough of it. [ laughter ] she thinks i'm with tmz now. [ laughter ] i have a 22-year-old daughter and a 20-year-old son already. but it's interesting how much you forget, years -- like, did you know they don't eat pizza at this age? [ laughter ] i have to get some tips from vin diesel. he was the pacifier, right? [ laughter ] caring for a new baby is kind of scary. fortunately i've had a lot of practice with someone who sleeps

most of the day and always wants a bottle. so, thank you, guillermo. they've prepared me well. >> guillermo: you're welcome. you're welcome. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo came by the house to visit the baby. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: and you didn't want to hold her. >> guillermo: she's so beautiful and tiny. >> jimmy: he gets hungry and can't control himself. but thanks to all of you who sent nice words and well-wishes our way. and we're going to do everything in our power to make this the best baby since a cute, little guy called jesus. [ laughter ] more importantly, we're only one week away from the season finale of "the bachelorette." and that's where it really -- tonight was the "men tell all" special. that's how you know when reality tv is fake. when in history have men told all? these special are uncomfortable. they gather the bachelorette and all her tv boyfriends in one room to grill them. it was nice to see j.j. the pantserpreneur again.

i'm glad he was able to take time away to be on the show. i don't know why some of these guys even show up. one of the guys, andrew, a white guy, earlier in the season, he made a racially insensitive comment about ron and markel, the two african-american bachelors. that was bad. yet tonight, andrew made it worse. >> i think he handled it like a total gentleman. he took his time. he was patient. he didn't react out of anger. and it's a true testament to his character because he's a good guy. >> i agree with the way ron approached this whole predicament. >> markel? >> excuse me? >> you said ron. >> apologize, markel. >> jimmy: i guess all checkered shirts look the same to him or something. [ laughter ] also on the "men tell all" special tonight, former bachelorette, ashley, and t.j. showed up to undergo a medical procedure. somehow, a convinced them to have an ultrasound on the air. she's pregnant.

and it was the most shocking ultrasound in "bachelorette" history. >> brad is our ultrasound technician. and we're going to find out the sex of this baby. >> it's a -- demon. >> oh, my god. >> demon. >> that's a hideous baby. >> jimmy: oh, my god. it's a demon. [ laughter ] we finally got a couple on "the bachelor" to procreate. and wouldn't you know? they made a demon. we have a great show tonight. the cast of the new marvel's "guardians of the galaxy" is with us. [ cheers and applause ] dave batista, vin diesel and bradley cooper are here. i saw the movie. it's a lot of fun. has anyone else noticed that the more movies that hollywood puts out about superheros save the world, the worse things seem to go in the actual world? [ laughter ] i wonder if there's a correction. tonight, we're going to put our

heroes to the test. each actor tonight will be asked to answer trivia questions about the character he or she plays. and they'll compete against a 5-year-old girl from albany named mia grace. mia knows everything to know about marvel comics. when she was 4, we had her play against the guys who press up as superheros on hollywood boulevard. here's how that went. what is ironman's girlfriend's name? >> petter pot. >> jimmy: what is iron man's best friend's name? >> brody. >> jimmy: what is in ironman's chest? >> the reactor. >> jimmy: what is captain america's shield made of? >> vibranium. >> jimmy: where is vibranium found? >> from mochondria. >> jimmy: who is the prince? >> the black panther. >> jimmy: name a member of the sinister six. >> mysterio. >> jimmy: what newspaper does spider-man work for? >> "daily bugle." >> jimmy: that is right. it was a rare, demoralizing

moment for the guys who wear the costumes. tonight, the "guardians of the galaxy" will go head-to-head with a little girl. by the way, ever since my daughter was born, people have been asking, now that you have a new kid, will you still love toronto mayor, rob ford? the answer is, yes. of course, i will. mayor ford attended the salsa on st. claire festival. it's a two-day event that celebrates salsa dancing in toronto. when mayor ford showed up, a reporter asked him if attendees could look forward to seeing him dance there. >> are we going to expect some dancing on stage when you get up there, mr. mayor? >> that's not what the people want. the people want me to talk to them. tell them about my platform. and that's what i'm doing. >> jimmy: that's not what he's doing. he's there to talk. he's not thereo dance. he's the mayor. and the mayor has a lot of important things to say. when he's talking and he definitely will not be dancing. ♪

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at him. he's ridiculous. he dances like a toddler. [ laughter ] he's the ford of the dance is what he is. he's -- i actually think this is pretty good for -- considering. look at this. this is the first time he tried salsa without a burrito underneath it. but immediately after seeing that video, abc sent a team of producers from "dancing with the stars" with tranquilizer guns and a huge net to toronto. [ laughter ] and we're going to bring him back. as you may have heard, the sale of marijuana for recreational purposes is now legal in washington state. [ cheers and applause ] which is -- kind of funny because i used to

live in seattle. you couldn't even buy alcohol at the supermarket. but now, you can buy pot. while many are celebrating this breakthrough or whatever you want to call it, it's resulted in trouble for one washington resident. >> mike boyer made the news to be the first in line to buy legal pot at another dispensary. when his boss heard about him smoking on tv, boyer was asked to take a drug test. >> as of 2:30 today, i'm unemployed by that company. >> jimmy: all right, well. on the bright side, he's the new ceo of doritos. did i mentioned, a moment ago the cast of "guardians of the galaxy" is here tonight. guillermo, you got a chance to talk to the stars. >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: at a press junket. guillermo is not a traditional interviewer. most professional interviewers speak to their subjects face-to-face. how do you conduct your interviews, guillermo? >> guillermo: back-to-back. >> jimmy: here are the

"guardians of the galaxy" being interviewed by our own guardian of the parking lot, back-to-back. ♪ >> guillermo: hi. i'm here with the star of the new movie, "guardians of the galaxy," mr. bradley cooper. how are you? >> hey, i'm great. >> guillermo: mr. cooper, do you believe in outer space? >> sure. this is nice. we got a little thing going here. >> guillermo: yeah. like dancing, huh? >> this is some sort of weird therapy. >> guillermo: yeah. it's relax. >> yeah. >> guillermo: close your eyes. tell me all your secrets. [ laughter ] i want to try my psychic power on you, okay? >> okay. >> guillermo: now, we're almost touching head-to-head. you think of a number, one to ten, and i have to guess it, all right? >> okay. >> guillermo: ready? >> yeah. >> guillermo: one. >> no. >> guillermo: two?

>> no. >> guillermo: three? >> oh, my god. [ laughter ] yeah. >> guillermo: wow. >> holy crap. >> guillermo: i do have powers. >> dude. >> guillermo: i want to ask you a question. you were blue in the movie "avatar." >> yes. >> guillermo: and in this movie, you're green in this movie. >> uh-huh. >> guillermo: which color is next for you? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. it would be nice to play someone purple. >> guillermo: yeah. like the dinosaurs, huh? >> like -- >> guillermo: like bernie the dinosaur. >> like barney. >> guillermo: yeah. you look a little bit nervous. >> i am nervous. >> guillermo: should i give you something so you can relax? >> please. >> guillermo: here. >> thank you. a shot of water? >> guillermo: a shot of tequila water. >> tequila water. i have my kids coming today.

i don't know if it's the best idea to start the day with a shot of tequila. >> guillermo: you know what? i respect you because i love kids. >> you do? >> guillermo: yes. so, i will take that shot for you. [ laughter ] you're a very nice guy. and i like you. >> well, thank you, guillermo. that's a nice thing to say. >> guillermo: and your kids are coming. i want you to concentrate on them. so, i will take the shot. >> that's a very sweet gesture, man. i appreciate that. ♪ >> guillermo: i love you in that show, show "park and recreations." >> the hgtv show, "park and decoration." a team of two guys get together at a park and have a battle to see who can decorate the park better. >> guillermo: that's your show? >> yeah. "park and decorations." >> guillermo: okay. all right. whatever you say. ♪ what's your favorite romantic movie? >> favorite romantic movie. >> guillermo: mine is "grease."

>> "grease." >> guillermo: yeah. danny and sandy. >> yes. >> guillermo: that movie, i watched that movie like 100 times. >> you did? >> guillermo: yeah. ♪ you better shape up i need a man ♪ ♪ and my heart is set on you >> guillermo: what a great movie, huh? yeah. ♪ >> what are we drinking? >> guillermo: this is water. from the other side of the border. [ laughter ] salut. >> that ain't water. [ laughter ] >> let's do three shots in a row. >> guillermo: three shots. >> yeah, bro. let's go. ready? one, two, three. another one. [ laughter ] need one more. >> guillermo: hold on. you got to pace yourself. >> no, bro. no. i don't pace myself. i don't like that. >> guillermo: you have to go to the galaxy. >> what's your favorite kind of tequila? >> guillermo: the free.

the one that's free. >> i'll drink to that. >> guillermo: where are you? >> right here, buddy. >> guillermo: wow, dude. >> one, two, three. let's go one more. >> guillermo: one more? >> yep. >> guillermo: no. let me ask you questions. >> no. drink. >> guillermo: drink? >> no questions. drink. >> guillermo: how are the ladies treating you? >> yeah. you know. >> guillermo: how are the ladies treating you? >> i heard you. [ laughter ] ♪ >> good. >> guillermo: you drink or you throw it away? don't be a [ bleep ]. you drink it? >> yeah, dude. >> guillermo: yeah? >> dude, did i drink it? >> guillermo: i'll believe you. you want another one? >> i'll do one, yeah. >> guillermo: one more? >> i'll do one more. >> guillermo: one more?

how are you feeling? >> now, i feel a little bit better about myself. >> guillermo: yeah? hey, man, you're a nice guy. ♪ >> guillermo. >> guillermo: it's incredible what tequila can do to you, huh? >> your hair is incredibly hard. that's crazy. >> guillermo: all natural, baby. >> really? your hair is naturally hard like that? >> guillermo: yeah. >> i find that incredibly hard to believe. >> guillermo: thank you very much for this interview. >> you like it? >> guillermo: i like it. you're a great actress. >> thank you. >> guillermo: can i get a kiss? >> where is your wife, guillermo? >> guillermo: my wife? >> don't ask me for kisses when you know you're married. >> guillermo: yeah. >> i just put lipstick on you. i'm touching you. i'm sorry to mrs. guillermo. >> guillermo: it's okay. keep touching me.

i'll never wash my cheek again. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo. his hair is naturally hard. what we have tonight, we have music from clasixx. and we'll be right back with the "guardians of the galaxy," chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel, and bradley cooper. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] this is the age of knowing what you're made of. why let erectile dysfunction get in your way? talk to your doctor about viagra. ask if your heart is healthy enough for sex. do not take viagra if you take nitrates for chest pain... ...it may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. side effects include headache, flushing, upset stomach, and abnormal vision. to avoid long-term injury, seek immediate medical help for an erection lasting more than four hours. stop taking viagra and call your doctor right away

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. welcome back with the cast of "guardians of the galaxy" is with us tonight. and they will face off in a battle of trivia against a little girl named mia grace. she's 5 years old. she knows more about marvel comics than your average 48-year-old male virgin. i believe we have a few in the audience tonight. we have music from a deejay duo in l.a. their album is called "hanging garden." clasixx, from the at&t stage tonight.

tomorrow night -- the statuesque john stamos will be here. the very funny comedian and now author todd glass will be making his 800th appearance on the show. we'll have music from ok go, they are always great live. and this is going to be something. every year, "wired" magazine builds a giant robot for comic-con. this year, their creation is called "the creature." it's a huge, spectacular robot. we'll be unveiling it here tomorrow night. and then, we're gonna eat it before it eats us. [ laughter ] and later this week -- from "the leftovers" on hbo, the dashing justin theroux will be here, angie harmon will be with us, and we'll have music from common. and a band called 5 seconds of summer that every 13-year-old girl and that 25-year-old girl in the audience, has been driving me nuts about on twitter. i'll tell you something. i hope my daughter doesn't like music. i really do. [ laughter ] i do not need the hassle. i mentioned earlier that my wife and i had a little girl over the break. and it was a sobering experience because unlike kim and kanye or beyonce or jay z, "people"

magazine didn't offer us $5 million. they didn't offer us anything for the baby photos. i explained to little jane why people don't care about her as much as they care about ivy blue and north west and babies like that. we ended up selling if exclusive rights to the highest bidder which turned out to be "soldier of fortune" magazine. [ cheers and applause ] so, that's something. we didn't get any money. but we did get a subscription out of it. our guests tonight play in no particular order -- a gorgeous alien, an irritable raccoon, a tattooed muscleman, a talking trunk of tree and a guy in a coat. their movie, "guardians of the galaxy," opens in theaters august 1st. please welcome chris pratt, zoe saldana, dave bautista, vin diesel, and bradley cooper. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]

how are you? [ cheers and applause ] oh, look at this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how well -- how well do you guys all know each other? i mean -- >> we just met. >> jimmy: you guys just met backstage. >> in that elevator. >> jimmy: for real? >> for the first time. >> jimmy: it seems like a joke. but you guys -- >> it's true. >> jimmy: you do -- well, you're not inside the body of a

raccoon. >> not this time. >> jimmy: nor are you inside a tree. >> not necessarily. >> i've been inside of both. >> jimmy: you have? [ laughter and applause ] >> so, yeah. >> jimmy: is it true that you and vin are like old friends, family friends? >> we do, actually. his sister has a baby with my best friend. >> jimmy: wow. and, dave, are you friends with any of these guys? >> i just -- actually, we got real close filming. i actually met bradley at the gym in london, while we were filming before he even had the part of rocket. >> jimmy: you guys work out? [ laughter ] yeah. i've been to gyms. it's my name. my name is jim. i don't need to go to one because it's my name. >> yeah, you don't. you look good. you lost a lot of weight. >> jimmy: look at you. everybody is talking about how you transformed your body into solid rock by vomiting and zumba? is that it?

>> shake weight. vomiting zumba and shake weight. >> jimmy: i know you pretty well, chris. and i would imagine this particular job when you're running around and shooting, it's just like what you were born to do, right? >> it is, yeah. i was truly playing every day. like, i had a laser gun and a spaceship. >> and a mask. >> a mask. >> jimmy: you have those things in real life, too. a lot of people don't realize. >> that is true. it was funny. in fact, i would shoot this gun, this blaster. and over and over again, they kept yelling, cut, because on the day, during the take, i was going doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh. come on, that felt really good to me. that just cost us $150,000. stop with making the noise with your mouth. >> jimmy: you say, they provide their own -- their sound effects, you don't have to provide those? >> i've never pointed a plastic gun at something and not gone -- you know? >> yeah, right. >> to be like -- doesn't seem right. the world of professional rom

wrestling. >> i do. >> jimmy: and this is your first really big movie. did you -- was there any wrestling between any of you? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: in the regimen. was there actually any wrestling? >> you have to tell him. >> i get this text -- [ laughter ] i guess this -- chris and i were amateur wrestlers. and i get this text one night. and it's the sweetest text in the world. he's so proud of me. amazed him doing a great job. and the farther you go down, but we're both wrestlers. we're here together. and i was a pretty good wrestler. i was thinking about it. >> i should preface the story saying, i want to talk about this text you sent last night. i was like, what text? >> he's calling me out in this text, saying he thinks he can take me. and nobody has to know. it would will be between you and me. he's calling me out. >> nobody has to know. >> i asked him about it. >> to wrestle. yo, let's wrestle. nobody needs to know.

i can take you. >> jimmy: is it happening? we have to make this happen, right? take off your clothes. [ cheers and applause ] we can do this greco roman style. it already happened. >> jimmy: did it happen? >> we know who won. >> jimmy: keep that very quiet. i think you might have some trouble, even with the new body and all. i think it might with problematic. >> like i was taking an ambien the night before. it was like a drunk text. i texted him and i don't remember? thank god it's nice. thank god it's nice. oh, what? what? i've called him out? what the -- nobody has to know? >> jimmy: there should be a sensor on your phone that shuts it down before anything like that goes out. >> that's a great app. >> jimmy: you guys, doing voicework on -- is this the first time, bradley, you've done voicework for something like

that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's so much easier, right? >> than actually, physically doing it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i think it has different challenges. >> jimmy: i think that's [ bleep ]. >> really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but, vin, you -- >> just moving right on. like, that's [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's a load of [ bleep ]. if i don't get the answer i'm expecting to hear -- vin, you probably, i don't know what you made from this movie. but [ bleep ]. you probably got paid more per word than anyone in the history of him. yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. thank you. finally someone's speaking the truth here. we're going to take a break. we'll be right back with the cast of "guardians of the galaxy." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> what percentage of a plan do you have? >> you don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled. >> i just saved quill. >> destroying the ship i was on is not saving me. >> when did we establish that? >> about three seconds ago. she's right, you don't get an opinion. what percentage? >> 12%. 12%? it's real. >> totally fake. >> that's the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because that is not a plan. >> barely a concept. >> you're taking their side? >> i am. >> jimmy: that is "guardians of the galaxy." we heard it. see, vin? that's what i'm talking about. i am groot. that's what the character says over and over. did that take longer than eight minutes to do the whole movie? be honest. yes? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it did? >> it took more than eight minutes. >> jimmy: how is that possible? >> well, it starts with having a director like james gunn.

>> jimmy: oh, pain in the ass? [ laughter ] >> my man. >> jimmy: yes? >> on fire, guys. on fire. starts with having a director like james gunn. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> who, anybody in the cast, will tell you was amazing. and wanted every character to be original and fleshed out. you're bored. >> jimmy: you took this seriously. i'm not bored. i want to show photographs. you wanted to know what it would be like to be seven feet tall. so, you got stilts. and walked around on stilts. >> i was going to wear them to the show. >> jimmy: even taking a lunch break on it. >> i took a lunch break as groot. >> i want to ask about this, bradley, i mean, chris. >> call me bradley. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> this is a real raccoon on you? >> yeah. that's a real raccoon.

>> jimmy: why couldn't they just photoshop in a fake raccoon? and why wouldn't the raccoon be on you eninstead of bradley? >> bradley voices rocket raccoon. so, this is essentially bradley. >> jimmy: very adorable there, bradley. >> that is a sweet and darling little raccoon. it was very much like a little baby or puppy. whatever you call a baby raccoon. >> jimmy: yeah, puppy, i think you call them. >> they had another one there that was big. and they said, oh, this is pepper. and pepper's feisty. i'm like, oh, good. it was climbing on my back. and pepper fell off of me and grabbed me by the eyeball. there's actually a picture. they should have put that on the cover. it was like this. it was me going like this. the first friging fist in my eyeball. >> jimmy: it seemed like there was a lack of concern for your safety on that shoot. >> it seemed that way. >> jimmy: do you know enough

about the comic book "guardians of the galaxy" to compete with this young lady? this 5-year-old girl we're going to bring out here. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you do? >> i think we do. >> jimmy: you do? all right. zoe doesn't seem so convinced. >> i'm just thinking that you should have told me we were competing against mia because my 12-year-old nephew would have come. >> jimmy: we're not interested in jose. we want to see you. nothing against jose. >> do we get, like, one phone call or something? >> jimmy: she's 5 years old. >> i know. but i looked at the slip, man. she's really good. she keeps her hand on the buzzer like this. >> jimmy: she's a professional. what are you going to do? when we come back, mia will be here. she's 5 years old. we'll see how these guys know about "guardians of the galaxy" when we come back. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]

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everything is going to slam into emergency mode. once we have it, we have to move quickly. so, you definitely need to get that last. or we could just get it first and improvise. >> i'll get the armband. >> jimmy: all right. it is time for these "guardians of the galaxy" edition of mia versus marvel, the show that pits the stars of the new movie against a 5-year-old girl. but not just any 5-year-old girl. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome mia grace. mia, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] hi, mia. how are you? good to see you. have a seat right there. welcome back to the show. you must be excited to be here tonight. i know you're a big fan of "guardians of the galaxy." >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: now, mia, last time you were here, you did very, very well. in fact, you crushed the superheros of hollywood boulevard. but this is a different

situation here. these are the actors who actually play the characters in the movie you will not be allowed to see. are you ready to play? mm-hmm. >> jimmy: very good. let's meet your first challenger. please welcome gamora herself, zoe saldana. zoe. [ cheers and applause ] zoe, take a seat. zoe, that's mia. she's going to be gamora. are you excited about that? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. well, try to show it, mia. really. [ laughter ] all right. mia, zoe, we have a question for you. whoever buzzes in first and answers correctly gets a point. are you ready? what species is gamora? >> zehoberi. >> jimmy: that's absolutely right. who exterminated the zehoberi? >> the badoon. >> jimmy: the badoon was absolutely right.

>> i thought it was thanos. >> jimmy: well, you were wrong. who is the adoptive father of gamora? >> thanos. >> that's who it is. thanos. >> jimmy: zoe, you got smoked. the next contestant is chris pratt, the one and only star-lord. all right, chris. you guys are down 3-0. mia, are you ready? let's begin. who banished star-lord to the negative zone? mia? >> ronan the accuser. >> jimmy: ronan the accuser. >> that's one. >> jimmy: what type of gun does star-lord use? mia? >> element gun. >> jimmy: an element gun is absolutely correct. >> something is wrong with my

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>> come on. >> jimmy: what is drax's -- hand on the buzzer -- human name? >> arthur samson douglas. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. what instrument did drax play when he lived on earth? mia? >> saxophone. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. one more question. who killed drax? >> the moon dragon. >> jimmy: that is absolutely right. sorry to let you know that happened. that's a spoiler alert right there. all right. let's bring out vin diesel. vin? vin, come on out here. you know vin. [ cheers and applause ] vin plays groot. that's mia. [ cheers and applause ] vin, what planet does groot come from? >> see? mine doesn't even work.

i told you guys. this was all fixed from the beginning. i had that one. i had one of them. >> jimmy: it works. you're hitting it too hard. you're too strong. you did ring in first. >> i wanted to see if i could ring it first. >> jimmy: what planet does groot come from? >> this is kind of awkward. i was -- >> jimmy: i know. and then, that thing happened. but -- mia, what planet does groot come from? >> planet x. >> jimmy: that's right. planet x. we're giving that one to mia. >> one for mia. >> jimmy: what insects once destroyed groot? mia? >> termites. >> jimmy: termites is right. before joining "guardians of the galaxy," groot was a member of which group? >> commandos. >> jimmy: that's right. let's bring out -- >> she's so good. >> jimmy: bradley cooper. brad, you're our last hope. here he comes. [ cheers and applause ]

he's the raccoon. he's rocket. bradley, mia, what technology gave rocket the ability to speak? >> cybernetic enhancement. >> jimmy: that's absolutely right. what is the name of rocket's home planet? >> half world. >> jimmy: that is right. and finally -- >> this is amazing. >> jimmy: name three of the infinity gems. mia? >> power, mind, soul. >> jimmy: yes. that is absolutely right. >> wow. >> jimmy: mia, once again, you've proven to be a true champion. and as award, we have a wheelbarrow full of "guardians of the galaxy" toys. look at that. you and your family, to disneyland, mia.

and also, we're going to send our entire studio audience next door to the el capitan theater to see an exclusive screening of "guardians of the galaxy" tonight. thank you, mia. thank you, guardians. "guardians of the galaxy" opens august 1st. we'll be right back with music from clasixx. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. you ltimate cheeseburger. you can have that. or-two new versions of the ultimate cheeseburger. one has jalapeños and ranch, the other has barbecue sauce and grilled onions.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i want to thank chris, zoe, dave, vin, bradley and mi i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, their album is called, "hanging gardens." here with the song "all you're waiting for," with some help from nancy whang, classixx. [cheers and applause] ♪

♪ somebody's looking for a situation ♪ ♪ somebody's working on the score ♪ ♪ i wrestle nightly for some instigation ♪ ♪ circles running round come back for more ♪ ♪ somebody needs a little more everyday ♪ ♪ somebody needs a little give ♪ i'm gonna line it up get on the way ♪ ♪ and take it there again ♪ hey, wait a minute just a minute ♪ ♪ i was ready for the flight ♪ got my bags packed waiting on

the driver curbside ♪ ♪ so just a minute take a minute for the changeup ♪ ♪ i'm all set to go set to go ♪ and now i'm all you're waiting for ♪ ♪ i'm all you're waiting for ♪ somebody's looking for a situation ♪ ♪ somebody's working on the score ♪ ♪ if i never got the invitation ♪ ♪ would i ever see the exit door? ♪

♪ somebody needs a little more everyday ♪ ♪ somebody needs a little give ♪ i'm gonna line it up get on the way ♪ ♪ and take it there again ♪ hey, wait a minute just a minute i was ready ♪ ♪ for the flight so just a minute ♪ ♪ take a minute for the change-up ♪ ♪ hey wait a minute just a minute ♪ ♪ i was ready for the flight ♪ got my bags packed waiting on the driver curve ♪ ♪ so just a minute take a minute for the changeup ♪ ♪ i'm all set to go set to go

♪ and now i'm all you're waiting for ♪ ♪ i'm all you're waiting for ♪ and now i'm all you're waiting for ♪ ♪ i'm all you're waiting for [ cheers and applause ]

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