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abc7 news app. our next newscast is 4:theater. 4:30. have a g from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- daniel radcliffe. from "rectify," abigail spencer. and music from kiesza. with cleto and the cletones. and now, i told you so. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. thank you. thanks, cleto. thank you. i am jimmy. i am the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ]
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i appreciate it. boy. it was a balmy day here in hollywood. i looked up the weather report online. i went to accuweather because it's accuweather. they said it wasn't humid. but i think they're lying to us. it seemed humid today, didn't it? guillermo is outside right now. guillermo, does it feel humid to you out there? >> guillermo: very humid, jimmy. >> jimmy: i should mention that as a service to the miserable, sweaty people of hollywood tonight, we stationed guillermo outside with a barber's chair. [ laughter ] what are we going to do with the barber's chair, guillermo? >> guillermo: we're going to give them a hair cut. >> jimmy: that's right. tonight, guillermo's going to give people hair cuts to cool off for summer, right? that's the idea? >> guillermo: that's the idea, jimmy. >> jimmy: guillermo, have you ever given a hair cut before? >> guillermo: no, never. >> jimmy: you have not. [ laughter ] why are you wearing a trench
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coat, out of curiosity? >> guillermo: i have no idea. >>immy: why don't you pull somebody in there. these are people we found on the street of hollywood today. >> guillermo: how are you? >> jimmy: there's a gentleman. how are you doing? >> how's it going? >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. what's your name? >> my name is derwood wiggins. >> jimmy: what part of ireland are you from? >> i'm from offly, right in the middle of ireland. >> jimmy: you're going to get your hair cut awfully. you were not told he is not a professional hair stylist? >> i'm not sure. >> jimmy: you're not sure. well, did you want to back out? >> no. >> jimmy: you'll be all right. >> i'm here now. >> jimmy: i don't know if you've noticed, but he has begun the hair cutting. some people say they have red hair. you really do have red hair.
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does everyone in your family have red hair like that? >> i'm the only one in my family with red hair. >> jimmy: is that right? wow. that's interesting. >> they all have dark hair. >> jimmy: and you came out with hair of flame, really. your mother -- you have almost clown hair, i'm going to tell you. [ laughter ] have you ever worked as a clown? >> no. >> jimmy: guillermo, this is an interesting strategy. [ laughter ] tell us what you're up to here. you did one of the sides. and then, you did most of the other side. and now, you just went right through the top there. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i think it looks better, jimmy. >> jimmy: you think it looks better? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: okay. do you have a job, by the way? >> yeah. well, i'm here in san diego for three months. >> jimmy: you're here on a long vacation? >> pretty much. >> jimmy: all right. you won't have to go to an interview any time soon, i hope. >> i hope not. >> jimmy: it's looking great so
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far. what number do you have the clippers set at, guillermo? >> guillermo: number two. >> jimmy: all right. try not to take an eyebrow off while you're at it, all right? >> guillermo: i'll be careful. >> jimmy: it's a care-free cut that doesn't require any styling. that's the way i would put it. >> guillermo: i think you're right. >> jimmy: you have to do something with the middle there. you gave him a reverse mohawk. all right. now, it's even worse. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: have you ever had a really, really short hair cut? >> yeah. i have had once. it didn't look good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: didn't look good? well, i'll tell you -- right now, it looks terrible. >> all right. >> jimmy: if you were a poodle, they would put you in a shelter right now, let's put it that way. but i think it's going to look good when guillermo's done. how much longer until you're finished, do you think? >> guillermo: maybe like a minute. he's going to be ready to go to the army. >> jimmy: okay. all right. all right.
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good. well, i think it looks pretty -- is it finished guillermo? >> guillermo: let me double-check. >> jimmy: i want to make sure it's even. give him a mirror to get a look at your work. we'll see -- what do you think? >> i'm really happy with that. >> jimmy: you are? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. well, thank you. and enjoy the rest of your visit. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: finish him up and see who else you can round out up there, guillermo. >> guillermo: sure, jimmy. >> jimmy: season ten of "the bachelorette" came to a close last night. do you watch the show? if you do, you know that andi got engaged. josh. everyone wept. the whole deal. and after the show, on the "after the final rose" show, this is when they bring everybody together and ask questions. it's very uncomfortable. and to make it more
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uncomfortable, they brought it out the runner-up. in the event that josh m. is unable to fulfill his duties, nick v. would be tapped in to be her husband. this guy, knowing that andi is engaged, comes on the show and says this. >> knowing how in love with you i was -- if you weren't in love with me, i'd -- i'm just not sure why -- like, why you made love with me. >> well, first of all, i think that's kind of below the belt, to talk about something that should be private. >> jimmy: i agree with andi. [ laughter ] what happens in bed is private between you and the person you're intimate with and the six-man camera crew crowded around taping it. it's not for the "after the rose show."
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what a jerk. i mean, really. he has to say that with her fiance backstage. i would have another special called "josh m. beats the crap out of nick v." [ cheers and applause ] it would be hosted by chris harrison and solange knowles. i would have guillermo give him a hair cut. have you seen the show, "dating naked"? they strip people naked and send them on dates. "dating naked" is part of what appears to be a new trend on television. discovery channel has a show called "naked and afraid." people go out in the woods naked and afraid. and tlc has a show called "buying naked." naked people shop for real estate. seriously. you can watch naked people go into escrow. it's incredible. [ laughter ] the west coast head of development at discovery channel
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who produces "naked and afraid," says the secret sauce is not the fact they're naked, it's the story telling, the cast and the survival that's authentic. so, why are they naked? [ laughter ] it's pretty crazy. we already have naked reality shows. they're called porn. [ laughter ] we've had them for years now. but it's better when you involve real estate. i feel like barbara walters got out of tv just in time. [ laughter ] we have a good show for you tonight. daniel radcliffe is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] daniel -- daniel is promoting his new film, "what if," as if what if you guys don't ever ask me about harry potter again, huh? [ laughter ] let's check back in with guillermo. i think he has -- hey, guillermo. >> guillermo: hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: you really hit the jackpot there, huh? >> guillermo: yeah. i love his hair. >> jimmy: it must be every hair
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stylist's dream to cut a head of hair like this. >> guillermo: it's kind of hard. >> jimmy: why? what's hard of it? >> guillermo: it's hard to get the machine in there. >> jimmy: you have to lift the hair with your hand and buzz from the bottom. those are thick, lustrous, curly locks. what's your name? >> byron. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> odessa, texas. >> jimmy: are you here on vacation? >> yes. >> jimmy: how old are you, byron? >> i'm 15. >> jimmy: are you here with your parents? >> yes. >> jimmy: they must be thrilled right now, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have they been bugging you to get your hair cut?2/ >> all the time. >> jimmy: oh, all the time. what an opportunity this is. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, did you see what guillermo did -- i don't want to say to. but with the last guy? >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: you did, huh? and still, you decided to jump in the chair. you know, there used to be a band called dead or alive in the
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'80s. they sang a song called "you spin me right round." now, you're getting into a more of an el debarge mode. [ laughter ] guillermo, did you offer him any -- did you know any other hair styles? >> guillermo: no. this is the only one. >> jimmy: this is the only one. >> guillermo: i'll try it. >> jimmy: okay. okay. it's interesting that you've done the entire left side of the head first. and now, you're moving to the right side of the head. >> guillermo: i want to see how it looks so i can finish. >> jimmy: yeah. okay. okay. you are -- are you going to cut that whole side? or is it going to stay like that? >> guillermo: i think i'm going to leave it like that. [ laughter ] it's better. >> jimmy: what do you think, byron? do you want the whole head shaved or you want half of it? you're the customer here. >> whole head. >> jimmy: you hear that, guillermo? >> guillermo: you do? >> yeah. >> guillermo: all right. i just follow orders, man. >> jimmy: you keep shaving that
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head. we'll check in right at the end, okay? >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: keep going. and do a good job with him. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: no way. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: while we're on the subject of hair, i'd like to check in on justin bieber's face. justin bieber is growing what could turn out to be a mustache, for a while now. [ laughter ] here's a close-up of justin's chin and mouth area. this is from the premiere of his movie "believe" in december of last year. and here he is at the young hollywood awards last night. [ laughter ] you see, it's really starting to fill in. [ laughter ] at this rate, he will have a full goatee by 2018. [ laughter ] there was a convenient store robbery invil bellville, illino that's getting attention. sometimes it's hard to see out of the eye holes in the ski
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mask. this guy came up with a solution to that problem. >> look at this surveillance photos. that man has a plastic bag on his head and used it to hide his face. bellville police need your help to find the man that held up the circle k on south belt. you know who he is, call the bellville police department. >> jimmy: he had a see-through bag over his head. i don't know if it's the disguise or the wind blew it in his face. can we put the image up on screen again? the robber looks likes our announcer, dicky barrett. dicky, have you ever seen this guy before? [ laughter ] put it up next to dicky. [ cheers and applause ] were you in the area -- >> dicky: i've never seen him before. >> jimmy: that guy only had like 20 arm tattoos. dicky has more. [ laughter ] it's a great look, either way. this is kind of funny but to be
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expected, i guess. now that marijuana is legal in colorado and washington state, it's apparently becoming increasingly prevalent at weddings there. joints are like the new photo booths at weddings. [ laughter ] a lot of brides and grooms are reportedly putting pot in the centerpieces on the tables for people to smoke. some couples are even setting up hookah lounges, which is -- i think it's a good way to ensure that your wedding will be a day you never forget or remember. [ laughter ] but i think pot would definitely change the vibe at -- instead of dancing, you'd have 150 people gathers around the chocolate fountain. [ laughter ] mesmeri mesmerized. whatever came up with the idea of weddings in the first place was high. i mean, okay. a toddler wearing a suit is going to present you and your boyfriend with golden rings on a pillow. [ laughter ] and then, everyone you know will throw rice at your head. [ laughter ] it's the work of a stoner. speaking of stoners --
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[ applause ] we have a brand-new installment of a project i co-created with a very well-known nature lover. it's a nature special, in fact. tonight, the one only snoop doggy dogg takes us on a journey below the sea to uncover the mysteries of the great white shark. ♪ >> it's going to get real cold up here right now. check this out. what is this? this is a seal. what is he doing acting like a dolphin? he's jumping or jump out of the water and jump his ass. there he goes. that's the big [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. damn. look at that jaw. that's a whale of a shark. [ bleep ]. damn. [ laughter ] look how big he is, fool. is that a shark?
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damn. he doesn't even chew [ bleep ]. he just swallows. that's cold-blooded, man. that's a shark tale. mm, mm, mm. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, snoop. tonight on the show, from "rectify," abigail spencer is here. is guillermo still out there? a special music performance from kiesza. it's looking much better, guillermo. >> guillermo: i don't think so. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with daniel radcliffe. so, stick around. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. tonight on the show, from "rectify" which originates on the sundance channel, abigail spencer is here. then later, her new e.p. is called "hideaway." keisza from the at&t stage. [ cheers and applause ] kiesza has a great video for her song "hideaway." it's been seen more than 65 million times on youtube alone. and she's going to recreate it for us out on hollywood boulevard tonight. tomorrow night, rosario dawson will be here, eric mccormack will join us and we'll have
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music from self. and on thursday, kerry washington and tom petty & the heartbreakers will be here. i chad a chat with a couple in our studio audience tonight. they're from new zealand. they told me they have no superheros in new zealand. and so, i looked it up. and sure enough. they have no superheroes in new zealand. [ laughter ] and we don't know why. this guy theorizes that the kiwis are too humble to have superheroes. you said they have a bird that used to come on tv and would tell kids to go to sleep. [ laughter ] that is the saddest thing i've ever heard. [ laughter ] please, someone come up with a new zealand superhero. while most former child wizards end up in rehab or fighting people on reality tv, our first
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guest has grown to become a fine and very successful young man. his new romantic comedy called "what if" opens in theaters august 8th. please welcome daniel radcliffe. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> i'm good, indeed. how are you? thank you, guys. >> jimmy: do you know about this thing in new zealand. they have no superheros. >> that's incredibly sad. i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: someone should do something about this. >> they are disproportionately good at sports. like america doesn't play any other sports that other countries play. you would not know this. cricket and rugby, new zealand are like really, really good. and there's like 4 million people. and england has 60 million people. >> jimmy: maybe they need a rugby man. we would give you aquaman if you want it. they don't want him. it's good to see you. you were at comic-con.
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everyone is dressed as a superhero for the weekend. >> i was doing press after the film. i was determined to have some fun while i was there. there's no reason to go to comic-con unless you go on the floor. i had never been before. i wanted to see it. >> jimmy: you do this because obviously you'd be torn limb-from-limb. >> jimmy: that's you dressed as spider-man. >> that's me posing with one of the many things. >> jimmy: while a parent takes his child hurriedly away from you. >> there was a lot of that. it was great, man. spider-man's a great superhero. there's me, with in this girl photo bombing brilliantly. it was a really good time. >> jimmy: who did you go with? did the green goblin come with you? >> my assistant and the security. just one guy. not a huge team of people. but they went as batman, spencer, my assistant, was batman. and sam was a spartan from
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"300." he didn't have a sword or a spear. he was just in a robe with a helmet. he was spartan at home. >> jimmy: did they want to dress up? or did you require them to dress up so that -- >> i instigated the whole thing. but they didn't take much talking into it. we were all quite -- my $30 spider-man suit looked awesome, though. there were other guys there who claimed to spend a lot more money and -- >> jimmy: you did a smart thing. if you want to blend in, you don't want to have a great costume because people will pay attention to you. there were 30 spidermen there, right? >> there was an amazing iron man with everything lit up. and some work went into that. >> jimmy: i feel like half the people dressed up are celebrities trying not to get noticed at comic-con. >> bryan cranston's done it. peter jackson was pressed as something there, as well. it's halloween in new york is
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the other great night for me. >> jimmy: what do you dress as? >> last year, i was a kind of -- i was a superhero. batman last year. i managed to -- >> jimmy: you're very uncreative when it comes to costuming. >> it's not the costume so much as hiding and feeling like a spy. >> jimmy: yeah, right. that's got to be nice for you. also, they're allowing women at comic-con now. >> yes. >> jimmy: allowing. but women are -- >> prevalent. >> jimmy: are going to comic-con now. >> that's one of the best outfits i saw was a woman who at first, like, she was just wearing what seemed to be a brown bikini and a belt of some sort and brown furry boots. we us there for ages going -- oh, she's a sexy chewbacca. it's a bit of a stretch. but that's definitely what she was going for. >> jimmy: isn't the original chewbacca quite sexy on his own. >> i don't know what she had to
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improve on that. >> jimmy: i heard you almost didn't make it into the country. >> i almost did not. i was in toronto. and there was a problem with the computer program that prints visas. and it was shutdown nationwide. my passport was in the american embassy in toronto. and i couldn't get it back. we couldn't get into the country. and then, it -- >> jimmy: wow. >> maybe it was going to miss at all. then, we drove to buffalo. and we got through the border at buffalo. it was all official. we didn't sneak in. this would be a bad idea if i was telling you that now, like you're not going to tell anyone. we got into buffalo. i had never been to buffalo. >> jimmy: did you see buffalo? >> i saw the other side of the border of buffalo. and i drove through a bit of it. i have a conversation with people. all i know about buffalo is the bills are there. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> that's all i know about american football. i said, the only conversation i could come up with in buffalo is, this lovely woman who was helping us was, so, the bills might be going to toronto, i
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hear. and she gave this incredibly serious sad reaction to what was small talk. she wasn't sad. but, yeah. i really don't know what the town will do if any ever leave. >> jimmy: if the bills go to toronto, we're going to war with canada. we are. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: they invented chicken wings. that's why they call them buffalo wings. >> that makes sense. and the words to -- the word buffalo is -- i couldn't get this exactly right. i'm going to attempt it. but the word buffalo is a verb, a noun and a place. you can make a complete sentence that makes sense by just saying the word buffalo nine times in a row. >> jimmy: really? >> buffalo is an old verb to bother somebody. >> jimmy: it sounds like you were trapped in a room for a very long time. >> i learned a lot about buffalo. >> jimmy: daniel radcliffe is here. his movie is called "what if." we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you
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i told you they were mind blowing. can i talk to you about something? >> i just had sex. i'm about to eat nachos, the greatest moment of my life. unless you screw it up with whatever it is you're about to say. >> it's about your cousin. >> she's my cousin. it's like incest. >> she's not my cousin. >> but you're like my brother. it's like my brother asking for advice on how to bang my cousin. >> she has a boyfriend. >> he's been coming over for thanksgiving and christmas for the past five years. >> jimmy: that's daniel radcliffe in "what if." tell everybody what the movie is about. >> it's a romantic comedy executed, in my opinion,
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brilliantly. it's -- i meet a girl at the beginning of the movie at a party. there's an instant connection and chemistry. as we walk home, walked her home. and she has a boyfriend. i delude myself into thinking i have a friendship with this girl while i'm falling hard in love with her. and maybe she's doing the same with me. go and see the film and find out. >> jimmy: it would be awful if she wasn't. nope. i have a boyfriend. and that's the end of the movie. >> that's a lot of the movie. but not all. >> jimmy: you have a skinny-dipping scene in the movie. you're naked in the movie. and you were very comfortable with that. people ask you about that. would you consider being on the show "dating naked"? this seems like a thing for you. >> i really wouldn't. i don't see my career going in that direction. but you never know. in ten years, who knows? >> jimmy: sometimes it's fun to just mix things up, you know?
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>> exactly. i'm all about versatility. >> jimmy: you turned 25 last week. what did you do? did diddy rent you a jet and you go to a party or something like that? >> i do that every weekend. i took all my friends out for birthday. we had a great time. and then, during the day, i had a surprise party planned for me. but my girlfriend, which was awesome. >> jimmy: nice. >> i'm the easiest person to surprise with a surprise party in the world. i do interviews and projects and weird stuff like that. you tell me i have one of them and i'll turn up to it. i'll get in the car. you know? >> jimmy: were you genuinely surprised? >> i was completely surprised. i walked up to the door. oh, this is everyone i know. this isn't an interview at all. you're wonderful liars. >> jimmy: if you weren't surprised, would you have pretended to be surprise? >> i would have had to be.
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we planned it at one of those spin, table tennis places. >> jimmy: ping-pong. >> i'm very competitive at that. it was fun. >> jimmy: almost like an 8-year-old's birthday party. >> do birthday parties ever get better than when you're 8? do you enskroi them better than when you're 8? >> jimmy: you're right. best-case scenario, you go unconscious. >> yeah. at the hotel. that's always the best. >> jimmy: there's less crying when you're an adult than when you're a child. there's always some crying at a kids' birthday. speaking at crying. disagree if you don't want to do this. would you like to cut someone's hair? have you ever -- [ cheers and applause ] have you ever cut a human hair before? >> i have not. >> jimmy: is guillermo out there with the clippers? i think it would be a wonderful thing and a -- he's not out
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there with the clip centers we'll get him out there with the clippers. would you be willing to? >> why not? >> jimmy: all right. we're going to give his first hair cut. "what if" opens in theaters on august 8th. and we'll be right back to cut more hair. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, presented by the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. i'm g for a phone plan. it has to be a great one, and i don't compromise. ok, how about 10 gigs of data to share, unlimited talk and text, and for a family of four, its $160 a month. wow, sounds like a great deal. so i'm getting exactly what i want, then? appears so. now, um, i'm not too sure what to do with my arms right now 'cause this is when i usually start throwing things. oh, that's terrifying at&t's best-ever family pricing. for instance, a family of four gets 10 gigs of data, with unlimited talk & text, for $160 dollars a month. so, which would you choose?a big part of your job. this one that cleans or this one that cleans
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, ya. we're back. let's go outside to hollywood boulevard, where daniel radcliffe is standing by with our very own guillermo. and a young man, i assume we found you on the street. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> dan. >> jimmy: dan, where are you from? >> daytona beach, florida. >> jimmy: this is an exciting thing. you're about to get your hair cut by an international superstar. >> yeah. >> not known for my hair cutting, though. >> jimmy: you've never cut hair before right, daniel? >> i've never cut hair before. >> jimmy: and you've never had your hair cut by daniel before, yes? >> i don't believe i have. >> jimmy: dig in there. and just go for it. >> okay, buddy. >> jimmy: it's not going to hurt. don't worry. >> yeah. there we go. >> jimmy: guillermo, you can offer daniel any tips since you're the one with the experience. >> guillermo: just go crazy.
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>> is that okay, man? >> jimmy: when is the last time you washed that hair? >> good question, actually. >> jimmy: can you think back and remember? >> no. i let nature take its course. >> jimmy: are you a student? >> yes. >> jimmy: where do you go to school? >> university of florida. >> jimmy: what are you studying there? >> event planning. >> jimmy: event planning? really, you go to college for that, huh? >> some people do. >> jimmy: what kind of events are you planning to plan? >> i'd like to do something with music festivals. >> jimmy: all right. this will be good. you'll fit right in with the band. perfect. yeah. that's a great spot to go for right there, in the center. the reverse mohawk that's so popular nowadays with the what do you think, daniel? are you enjoying the experience? >> i'm enjoying it, as long as dan is enjoying it. it's definitely a look.
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if i left you as you are now, no one would ever talk to you. but i'm not going to do that. i promise. >> jimmy: really. >> appreciate it. >> jimmy: right now, as it stands, if we were to freeze it right now this, is the worst hair cut has anyone has ever received. >> can i tell you this, someone i thought i was about to harm this person. >> jimmy: don't cut off an ear and i think we'll be okay. >> i think you have a better grip. >> jimmy: guillermo, now, you're getting a team hair cut. rarely do two people split off and give a hair cut. but the best ones are usually like that. i think that looks pretty good like that. yes? yes, yes. give him the mirror, guillermo, and see what he thinks of the hair cut. dan, yes? >> i like it. >> jimmy: you like it? >> thank you. >> thank you for being a good sport. >> jimmy: thank you, daniel. thank you, guillermo. and congratulations, dan. your hair looks great.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo is finishing up. our next guest stars on the first-ever original series on sundance channel. it is the critically-acclaimed drama "rectify." watch season two thursday nights at 9:00. please say hello to abigail spencer. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. came for the hair cut. >> jimmy: by the way, we'd be more than happy to set you up with a hair cut if you'd like. >> oh, thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: we thought about it. there were some women who volunteered. but it seemed like too much. it seemed like a mistake i did not want to involve them in making. >> good for you. on behalf of women, thank you. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about -- your character's name is amantha. is that intentional. or did somebody forget an "s"
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and say to hell with it? let's go with it? >> someone. maybe. our creator has a family friend, who is named amantha. but the joke is like, that birth certificate, someone was celebrating a little too hard. like amanda. samantha. whatever. and just put it in. >> jimmy: the show is set in the small town in the south. you shoot it there, in the small town in the south. which town is it? >> in griffin, georgia, south of atlanta. we just got a kroger this year. we shot the first season without a kroger. and without a starbucks. and so, this season, we got a starbucks and a kroger. and so, i would go, what do you want to do? we would go to the kroger all the time. and every time we go, we would run into someone from the show. what's up? and people would take meetings. we should go talk about this at the kroger.
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>> jimmy: how many months a year are you there? >> we were there five months. >> jimmy: it's like you live in a small town. >> it is crazy. i lived in a house in a neighborhood. i went on walks. and went to the one raeestauran and went to the kroger and came home. >> jimmy: where do you shoot the indoor sections of the show? >> we shoot next to an alligator tanning factory. >> jimmy: alligators go tanning? >> they're very pale. >> jimmy: for the leather? >> for. x handbags and things l that. we'll be shooting this scene of "rectify." and you'll hear the shipment of the alligators coming in next door. >> jimmy: do they come in alive? >> i don't know. that's a really good question. >> jimmy: we know they don't come in willingly. >> they don't. i was brave enough to take a tour. the woman who runs it, i really like her. she took me on a tour this year.
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it was just like alligators, coming for their tans. yeah. >> jimmy: it's a funny thing. a lot of people love animals. and i'm sure a lot of people are -- alligators are the one animal -- maybe it's okay. we could have a few less of those. >> maybe they should think about, is there's these -- in griffin, georgia, giant, alien wasps called the red wasps. >> jimmy: how big are they? >> they're really big. and the first season, we were aware. they feel like aliens have descended. like, my gosh. >> jimmy: do they bite and stuff? >> they have stingers. and i had a very intimate experience with one of these red wasps. >> jimmy: really? you were bitten -- you were stung by the red wasp. >> they come out when it's really hot. we were shooting one day. it was really hot that day. and in the scene, i was, as
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amantha, going to get stoned in the scene. we're shooting at the tire store. and when you're shooting, you have to wear a microphone, right, so they can hear your lines. i had my spanx with my microphone shoved in there. i'm acting stoned. very well. so, we go out and we're -- the scene starts in the car outside. we're doing a wide shot. and we go in the car to start the scene. me and the fellow actress. i get in the car. we're doing our stoned preparation. and i sit in the car. and all of a sudden, i'm like, whoa. my mic back is hot up in there. why is it so hot? you probably sat on the seat belt. i felt like the seat belt is so hot. i can't feel my leg. she's like, whoa, you're really acting stoned. no. i really can't feel my leg. i open up and the red wasp flies
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from out of my skirt. we're screaming in the car. they're rolling the tape. they're rolling inside. but they're so wide, i don't know what we're doing. we're out of the car. and i'm crying. i can't feel my leg. i'm in a cross case of emotion. i'm going -- and they all think that we're acting stoned. and i'm like, i can't -- i got stung by a wasp. and all of a sudden, everybody's like, oh, my gosh. the medic runs over, the sweetest, proper medic. oh. well, where did you get stung? i think it stung my vagina. i'm laying in a tire store parking lot. hot tiers on my face. and dan, the medic is massaging my inner thigh. and i hear one of our p.a.s to the side. yeah. we're going down for a second
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because abigail got stung by a wasp. ooh, wear? i'll have to get back to you on that. all of the producers are running like, this is a real thing? >> jimmy: it's dan the medic's lucky day. i hope someone captured it all on film and put it on the extras of the dvd. yes? >> we have some extras. they're really funny. >> jimmy: bring those the next time. very good to see you. the show -- the show is called "rectify." it's thursday nights, 9:00 on sundance channel. abigail spencer, everybody. be right back with kiesza. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world.
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abigail spencer, and apologize to matt damon. we do not have time for him tonight. "nightline" is next. but first, performing the title track from her e.p. "hideaway," kiesza. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ taking me higher than i've ever been before ♪ ♪ i'm holding it back ♪ just want to shout out give me more ♪ ♪ you're just a hideaway you're just a feeling ♪ ♪ you let my heart escape beyond the meaning ♪ ♪ not even i can't find a way to stop the storm ♪ ♪ oh, baby, it's out of my control it's going home ♪ ♪ but you're just a chance i take to keep on dreaming ♪ ♪ you're just another day that keeps me breathing ♪
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♪ baby, i love the way that there's nothing sure ♪ ♪ baby, don't stop me hideaway with me some more ♪ ♪ ooh, ahh ahh, ooh ♪ ♪ ooh, ahh ahh, ooh ♪ ♪ you send me the shiver and the spine that might overflow ♪ ♪ you're bringing me closer to the edge of letting go ♪ ♪ you're just a hideaway you're just a feeling ♪ ♪ you let my heart escape beyond the meaning ♪ ♪ putting my head into the clouds i'm floating home ♪ ♪ when you can be going i can't find a way to stop ♪ ♪ you're just
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a chance i take to keep on dreaming ♪ ♪ you're just another day that keeps me breathing ♪ ♪ ooh, ahh ahh, ooh ♪ ♪ ooh, ahh ahh, ooh ♪ ♪ baby, i love the way that there's nothing sure ♪ ♪ baby, don't stop me hideaway with me some more ♪ ♪ ooh, ahh ahh ♪ ♪ hideaway with me some more ♪ ♪ bringing me higher than i've ever been before i'm holding it back ♪ ♪ just want to shout it give me more ♪ ♪ but you're just a hideaway you're just a feeling ♪ ♪ you let my heart escape beyond the meaning ♪ ♪ not even i can find a way to stop the storm ♪ ♪ oh, baby, it's out of my control
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what's going on ♪ ♪ but you're just a chance i take to keep on dreaming ♪ ♪ you're just another day that keeps me breathing ♪ ♪ ahh, ah, ahh, ahh a day that keeps me dreaming ♪ ♪ ooh, ahh ahh, ooh ♪ ♪ ooh ahh, ahh ooh ♪ ♪ baby, i love the way that there's nothing sure ♪ ♪ baby, don't stop me hideaway with me some more ♪ ♪ ooh, ahh ahh, hideaway with me some more ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, mystery. this 15-year-old girl disappeared in broad daylight, on her way home from school. allegedly kidnapped by this man, who was charged today. so, how did she escape? the tantalizing clues and what happened when she faced him down in court. plus, they can be annoying. they can be threatening. >> this is your [ bleep ] wake-up call, man. >> now, how you could make money through robocalling revenge. it's happening again. >> and not again. >> you guys --

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