abc7 news app. the next newscast is tomorrow morning at 4:30. next on jimmy kimmle, the ba from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] tonight, bachelorette andi dorfman and josh. l.a. dodger clayton kershaw. and music from train. with cleto and the cletones. and now, and i can't stress this enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show.

thank you for coming. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i adopted a dinosaur. isn't he cute? isn't my pet. his name is baby t., i've had him since he was an egg. since we have a new baby in our house, and apparently dinosaurs and babies are a bad mix, i thought i'd bring him out here and see if anyone wants to adopt him or take him -- [ cheers and applause ] anyone? anyone care for a dinosaur? yes, yes? oh, yes. come here for a second, yeah, you right there in the front row, yes, yes. where do you live? >> i live in minnesota but i'm from germany. >> jimmy: you're from germany, this will be perfect back in germany, then. do you have a yard in minnesota? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. here you go. this is for you, then. don't worry. right there, right there, right there. then -- right there. guillermo will show you. lead him right there.

there you go. okay, thank you. thanks, good luck. bye, baby t.! [ cheers and applause ] there goes baby t. [ cheers and applause ] baby t. is one of the stars of a great show called "walking with dinosaurs: the arena spectacular" on tour. the only thing that would make baby t. better is if mr. t. was riding on its back. meanwhile, this is a very big night here at abc with the thrilling conclusion to season ten of "the bachelorette." tonight we had the two-hour finale, followed by one-hour "after the rose special," that was followed by the oh, my god did we really just get engaged on a reality show post-show. andi narrowed her harem of hunks down to nick v. and josh m. i still maintain that when you have to use a last initial, it means you're dating too many guys. but anyway. when the rose petals finally settled the man who was given

the honor of proposing to andi on the beach in the dominican republic was the one and only josh m. >> oh, my god. >> andi jeanette dorfman. will you marry me? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes, i will accept this ring you didn't buy for me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] maybe they should have to buy the ring. i think that's part of it. so there you go. at long last, bachelorette andi dorfman will realize her lifelong dream of losing the last name dorfman. andi and josh are here with us tonight. i have many questions for them. we're also going to put them to the test to find out how much they really know -- they're engaged, i think they've known each other for six days or something, right? you know, andi was here back in may at the start of the season. i made some predictions as to how her journey would go. not only did i correctly guess all four final picks, i also

predicted she'd wind up with josh. i guess we have the same taste in men, i don't know. so it's funny now -- [ cheers and applause ] andi was not allowed to confirm or deny but watch her face here when i get it exactly right. >> and the man you will pick, guaranteed, josh m. [ cheers and applause ] and that is why they call me roasterdamus. they will be out here in moments. this happened over the weekend. i'm going to show you footage of an adoring crowd. your job is to guess who they're chanting for, you ready? let's go. >> we love you! we love you! we love you! we love you! we love you! >> i love you more! i love you more! i love you more! i love you more! >> jimmy: that's right, that's toronto mayor rob ford at the 19th annual ford fest that took place over the weekend. the big annual event they put

on, ford family does. thousands of people gather to eat burgers, listen to music, and celebrate the family ford. the mayor managed to get a little bit of exercise in over the weekend, too. on sunday he and his brother, doug, went to the opening of a dinosaur-themed playground where they took the opportunity to break in the brand-new see-saw. >> oh! okay! woo! i gotcha. holy -- >> jimmy: look at him. graceful. i have to say watching rob ford work a see-saw makes me fear for mrs. ford's life. so that's fine. thank you for doing that. i feel like they did it for me. by the way. speaking of drugs, yesterday, the venerable "new york times" published their first of a six-part series that calls for federal legalization of marijuana. a major endorsement because "new york times" is arguably the most

respected newspaper in the world. you remember newspapers. those things we used to read before buzz feed asking us which sandwich we were. but the editorial board argued after weighing the pros and cons the scale tips in favor of legalizing marijuana nationwide. which you know how long it's going to take for people to finish the "new york times" crossword puzzle now? this is something i think you'll enjoy. bear grylls you may know as the handsome outdoorsman who likes to put his life in peril for the amusement of others. he has a new show coming out in which he and a variety of celebrities try to survive in the wilderness together for a weekend. presumably they all do survive. it would be great if one died. bear showed a clip from his show on the "today" show. it's him rappelling into a george with cameron hall who's a correspondent from the "today" show and did not seem excited to be there. >> good girl, cameron. it's going to be good. >> oh! >> okay?

>> okay. ah! >> good, that's good, that's good. >> oh, my god! >> jimmy: it's fun to watch. but if you remove the visuals from the equation, you take out the video, i think it's even more fun to listen. >> good girl, cameron. >> ah! >> it's going to be good. >> oh! ahh! >> good, good, good. >> ah! >> good. >> oh, my god! >> that's good. >> oh! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, bear. good thing they didn't send al roker, i guess. comic-con wrapped up over the weekend in san diego. comic-con if you don't know is

the world's largest gathering of people who know the difference between a modem and a router. a four-day convention where fans celebrate comic books, movies, tv shows, video games, things like that. here's a tip for next year. if you can't afford to go all the way to san diego for comic-con you can put on a batman costume and host a panel discussion in your living room. according to "time" magazine the number of women attending comic-con has doubled in the last five years. it went from four to eight. actually, of the 130,000 people who attended this year, they say almost half were women. and the woman who got the most attention was gal gadot, she was miss universe in israel. she's an actor, saturday warner brothers revealed the first image of gadot as wonder woman from the upcoming "batman versus superman" movie. why does the new wonder woman look like a kim kardashian at a louis vuitton trunk show? that is some outfit. she can fight any evildoer as long as she doesn't have to run or bend down or turn from the torso.

you know, a big part of comic-con is dressing as your favorite character. some of these people spend months putting these costumes together. just so they can walk around a convention center with other people in costumes. like halloween with no candy. but anyway. we wanted to involve some of these delightful creatures in a round of our audience guessing game the pedestrian question. i dispatched a camera crew, we asked attendees this question. we asked, have you ever had sex in your comic-con costume? what we're going do is see someone in costume. that person will state their name, where they're from, we'll try to guess together if they've ever done "it" dressed as whoever they happen to be dressed as. >> my name as lee i'm from tucson. >> have you had sex in that costume? >> jimmy: has lee from tucson had sex in the costume, yes or no? mostly noes, all right. >> no, i have not.

>> would you like to? >> yes, i would. >> jimmy: all right, ladies. lee from tucson is available and ready for action. next? >> i'm britney and i'm from sacramento. >> britney, have you ever had sex wearing your costume? >> jimmy: everyone says yes. >> no, but it could be fun. >> jimmy: what the hell is she by the way? some kind of half pokemon, half ewok creature? who else is out there? >> the joker, san diego. gotham. >> what's your real name, where you from? >> dylan miller. i am from valencia. >> dylan from valencia, have you ever had sex wearing your costume? >> jimmy: one emphatic no. and a smattering of other noes. let's hear it. >> yes. >> what were you wearing? >> this. >> jimmy: wearing that, about an

hour ago, he was alone. they say you haven't lived until you've made it with a clown. >> my name's alex from toronto, ontario, canada. >> have you ever had sex in that costume? >> jimmy: a lot of yeses for the boy wonder, all right. >> yes. i had to take it off. i didn't want to rip a hole down there, be lazy. >> how'd it go? >> fantastic for me, not so much for her. >> jimmy: very honest. very honest in the bat cave. all right. >> i'm from valencia. >> have you ever had sex wearing your costume? >> jimmy: i can't imagine. there's got to be a really bad smell there, right? well, let's find out. >> you want to know the truth or you want me to lie to you? >> truth.

>> yeah. >> this costume? >> the mask. >> how'd that go? >> i'm not going to forget about it, that's for sure. >> jimmy: neither will the tin man. i think we have one more. >> i am kevin and i'm from lancaster, california, two hours north from here. >> kevin, have you ever had sex while wearing a costume? >> jimmy: do we even have to ask? >> no. i'd like to someday, though. >> jimmy: he would like to. do they still have big brother programs? i'd like to take kevin under my wing. thank you, attendees. tonight on the show, we've got a good one, from the los angeles dodgers, clayton kershaw is here. we have music from train. and we'll be right back with bachelorette andi and her brand-new fiance, josh. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: hi, there. tonight on the program a tremendous athlete and all-around good guy, los angeles dodgers clayton kershaw is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, clayton is going to attempt to knock an apple off my head with a baseball and i will not be wearing a helmet. now that i say it i have no idea why i agreed to it. somebody said it last week and i was leek like, yeah, okay. now, i'm going to get hit in the face. this is their album called "bulletproof picasso." it comes out september 16th. train from the at&t outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we have a good show tomorrow night, daniel radcliffe will be here, abigail spencer will join us, we'll have music from kiesza. and later this week kerry washington, rosario dawson, eric mccormack, music from self. and tom petty and the heartbreakers will be here on thursday night. earlier this evening, the

bachelorette traveled to belgium, italy, france, the dominican republic to find love, wound up finding it in her own hometown of atlanta and my incredible prediction came true. please welcome the now former bachelorette, andi dorfman and her new fiance, josh murray. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] first of all, congratulations. >> thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: how long have you been engaged now? how many days has it been, or months or weeks or whatever? >> what's the date. >> about two months now. >> may 9th. >> jimmy: andi, had you already picked josh, or did you pick him because i picked him? >> of course, because you picked him. >> jimmy: when we were sitting

there and i went through your finalists and then i picked josh at the end, what was going through your head? >> so hard to keep a straight face because obviously i knew that i was engaged to josh. >> jimmy: well, obviously, yeah. >> i was sitting here -- when you said his name i was like, oh, gosh. i had to keep a straight face. >> jimmy: have you been hiding since you've been gained? >> we've tried our best to hide but we live in atlanta together so we've been sneaking to each other's houses in disguises and stuff. >> jimmy: i'm disappointed in the paparazzi that they haven't hunted you down. >> paparazzi isn't at its best in atlanta, georgia. >> jimmy: that makes sense. have you been in public together at all? >> not at all. >> this is our first time out in public. >> jimmy: this is very exciting then. >> with you, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a triple date. so i don't know if you guys think the whole thing is weird. but i never get over -- i know we get used to it because it's been going on for a long time.

but until the moment you guys got engaged you weren't really dating. >> i mean -- >> we were dating. >> it's a new form of dating i guess. >> i was dating other people. we were dating. >> jimmy: you weren't exclusively dating. >> like brother/husband. >> jimmy: what happens at that point? are you keeping the other guy around just for the good of the show? or are you like, you know what, josh, during the commercial break i decided you're the one? >> no. definitely not during the commercial break. for me i'm an overthinker with everything. so it was one hurdle after another. family, hometown. so i really wasn't sure about josh until pretty much the morning of the proposal. i mean, i knew in my heart -- >> jimmy: wow. >> i don't know if that's good or bad. >> she's an overthinker. i told her to turn it off and she can never do it. she wanted to go through the whole process and do everything. >> i did. >> jimmy: she wanted to date before you got engaged? >> i know, right? but it's crazy because it's two months, it's so fast, you don't have a lot of dates. i needed every single date to be

somewhat sure and say, 100% now i know it's josh. >> jimmy: how about you, josh? how do you feel about this? did you know right away? >> i didn't know right away. i knew there was initial attraction, she's very beautiful, she intelligent, very funny. but it took -- after our first kiss i knew there was something special. after hometown i knew i was in love with her. >> jimmy: weirdly you live close to each other. have you ever run into each other? >> at a club one time i saw her but i wasn't allowed to say anything. i'm very shy. i wasn't going to talk to her. i wasn't allowed to at that time. >> you were casting. >> i was casting at that time. >> jimmy: i see. >> i couldn't say anything. >> i don't think i was a bachelorette yet, you were casting. >> there was word out there she could be but i couldn't say anything to her. >> i didn't see him. >> she did see me. [ laughter ] >> i'm saying i did not see him. if i saw him of course i would have never gone on the show, i would have started dating him then.

>> jimmy: you would have had three kids by now. okay, all right. that's interesting. did you tell your family members that you were together? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did, you trusted them to keep quiet? >> yes, we face timed that, had it on record. >> jimmy: we can't have a surprise party in my family, how is that possible that everyone kept their mouths shut? >> we think they did. >> jimmy: i think you'd know if they didn't. >> who knows. i'm sure they told friends. >> jimmy: really? >> nobody said anything. >> we did it on face time, they didn't have real proof. >> jimmy: you know how it goes afterwards. it's not like nobody's going to believe them if your mom says it. >> exactly, exactly. >> jimmy: you guys are at this point where you're engaged. when will you get married? do you know? have you thought about it? >> we talked about -- we like spring, really. next spring. we need time to be engaged and to enjoy everything. >> plan. >> just relax, plan. she wanted all her parties and all her things. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> i'd love to have a bachelorette party and everything first. >> i've already had my bachelorette party.

>> jimmy: you didn't have enough of a bachelorette party? >> exactly. here you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you guys watch the show together? >> no. >> no. >> jimmy: you did not. why not? >> i want her to enjoy the experience. she deserves to enjoy everything about it. she watches with friends and stuff like that. i watch my own parts and my parts with the guys. i don't need know any of that stuff. she's very honest with me about everything, too. she's very open -- >> jimmy: she better be it's on tv. >> yes, exactly. it was a preemptive thing. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess -- >> it was good. we've gone through it really well. >> jimmy: that's good. let's watch that clip one more time. i again want to stroke myself. the man you will pick, guaranteed. >> okay. >> jimmy: josh m. josh m., you both live in atlanta, you said he's totally your type. and you picked him.

>> okay, we'll see. >> jimmy: and you are engaged to josh m. >> we'll see. >> jimmy: you are going to be andi m. >> it was all correct. impressive, impressive. >> jimmy: i can't take credit for it. my wife and our producer, erin, are the ones that sit down and figure this out and they're right almost every time. people accuse them of stealing it from some website that reveals everything but they don't. they figure it out. erin, why did you pick josh? >> he was the one i was the most attracted to. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> hey, now. hey, now. >> jimmy: wait a minute, why do you think my wife picked him? >> um -- she went with what i thought. >> jimmy: i see, okay, all right. very diplomatic, thank you. >> that's awesome. >> jimmy: when we come back i have -- i don't know how well you guys know each other. so we're going to play a scaled-down version of --

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. still to come, clayton kershaw, music from train. we're back with andi and josh. you're not newlyweds. so, we had to title this game a little differently. it's time to play "the no-ly-wed game." just how well you actually know each other. you are engaged to be married after all. josh, we asked andi what her worst habit is. what do you think andi said is her worst habit? >> that's so true. >> jimmy: oh. so, he knows you maybe better than you do?

andi, what did you say was your worst habit? overthinking. >> that is right, yeah, i messed up. >> i like cussing better. >> jimmy: look at this, you're getting along already. >> cussing is totally the winner, though. >> jimmy: we asked andi when your birthday is. what do you think she said? >> 8/12/84 would be nice. >> jimmy: that would be nice. >> that was pretty detailed. i just remembered august 12th. >> jimmy: that's close enough, we will accept it. josh, did you answer the same question? >> i did. >> jimmy: and? you said? andi, is that correct? >> no. >> god. all those concussions, i don't know what happened. >> jimmy: all right. >> it's right, it's right, you get a point. >> jimmy: andi, we asked josh how many kids does andi want to have? how many kids does josh think you want to have? he says four. andi? says four. plus.

josh, we asked andi how old she thinks you were when you lost your virginity and you think still a virgin. andi, you said how old was josh? the day he hit puberty, or he's still a virgin. am i reading too much into this to assume that you've not -- um -- made sweet sweet love with each other yet? >> family friendly. >> jimmy: okay. all right. >> my grandmother watches. >> jimmy: one more question. your grandmother, if she hasn't had a heart attack from what you've done on that show, is going to live to be 150 years old. [ laughter ] andi, we asked josh if you didn't pick him to be your husband, who would have made the second-best husband on the show? and who do you think josh said? >> did he -- oh!

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. still to come, music from train. our next guest is the highest-paid pitcher in baseball for very good reason. he's got the best e.r.a. in the majors. he threw a no-hitter last month. every wednesday his mom brings orange slices for the team. from your los angeles dodgers please welcome clayton kershaw. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thanks for coming. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: do you watch "the bachelorette," do you know what's going on there? >> i do. she made the right choice. he played baseball, right? he's in great shape. looks really good, really good. >> jimmy: that's quite an endorsement. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: you watch with your wife, i assume? >> when she's there. >> jimmy: with the guys. in the old days the players would watch -- because they were in the clubhouse, they'd watch soap operas, "all my children" and stuff. does that still go on? >> i'm a big "price is right" guy. i'd wake up, go straight to "price is right," that would lead into "matlock." my two hours were set. >> jimmy: what channel are they running "matlock" on nowadays? >> that's a little back then. can't find it anymore. >> jimmy: i gotcha. well, you're having an unbelievable -- whatever you're watching it seems to be working for you. unbelievable. you guys just got back from, over the weekend, went to san francisco. played your arch rival san francisco giants. swept those guys. took over first place. is that a fun flight back home when something like that happens? >> happy flight, yeah. >> jimmy: happy flight. >> that was really good. we had a great time up there. those fans are awesome. i mean, they'll give it to you -- >> jimmy: you like the giants fans? >> they do their homework.

i feel they go on google or whatever, they have your dog's name, your wife's name, they come with it all. it's really impressive. >> jimmy: they're yelling specific things at you? >> oh, yeah. ton of respect. they bring it. so it's not just, you know, the "you suck." they have everything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a funny thing. in a way you're complimenting them but you're encouraging them to continue and to build on this. >> i respect it. if they're going to go to that much trouble and have that much research, i'm all for it. >> jimmy: where are the fans most coarse? >> warming up in san francisco they don't have bullpens. it's out on the field. i'm left-handed. we're on the first base side. literally i'm come and staring at these fans right here. it's unbelievable. they're waving like this. i can hear whatever they're saying. some of it's not always great. it's just -- it's impressive. >> jimmy: i would imagine it's rarely great up there at san francisco. >> sure. >> jimmy: ryan wilson probably gets it worst of all. he was at one time a very

popular player for the giants. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now he's in their eyes a traitor playing for the dodgers, yes? >> it's funny, during batting practice and stuff he'll be out there. he's got old friends that come early, he talks to all the guys, all friends. once the game starts they turn on him. it is -- it's the loudest boos i've heard in a stadium. i think he loves it, i really do. >> jimmy: you do? >> i do. >> jimmy: you threw a two-hit shutout on saturday. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is nice. at one point you had 41 scoreless innings consecutive this season. when you're in the middle of a streak like that, do you feel more confident as it goes on? >> i think you get more nervous. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah, because it's getting closer to something special. and, you know, it's almost good to get it over, you don't have to think about it as much. >> jimmy: is that right? >> a little bit. the record was 59, so i was a ways away. people don't talk about it anymore. they expect me to get runs now, so it's okay.

>> jimmy: what about in the admit of a no-hitter, how early in the game do you start thinking about that? >> you know when you don't give up a hit. if you don't give up a hit for three innings, you know that, you're thinking about it a little bit. >> jimmy: really. >> the fans let you know. you start getting into it. the fans, with every out, they get louder and louder. by the sixth, seventh, eighth inning you're getting nervous all over again. >> jimmy: is it the case the players will not discuss it between themselves? >> yeah. they don't talk to me anyway in games like this. i'm just -- i'm not friendly enough. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, i'm just -- i've gotten better about it. my wife says i just need to go to the field already, i'm not tolerable on the days i pitch. i've gotten a little better, mellowed out a little bit, but still not a lot of talking. >> jimmy: was that always the case, in high school playing little league? >> just nervous, you know. just get nervous. you don't want to talk. >> jimmy: it's so funny, don't you think the hitters are probably more nervous than you are? maybe everybody's nervous. >> i hope they are, yeah.

>> jimmy: so much vulnerability, so much emotion. really it's a game being played by little boys. >> yeah. i'll remember that. >> jimmy: no, don't remember that, whatever you're doing you need to continue with that exactly. are you like that, very regimented, i have to do exactly the same thing? >> yeah, kind of. i wish i wasn't. i kind of am. >> jimmy: why wouldn't you be? >> it's less stress. you don't have to think about all the stuff you have to do to get ready. >> jimmy: it's nice, you don't have to think about what outfit you're going to wear either. >> do you get nervous doing this show? >> jimmy: not really. every once in a while, a specific circumstance. it's pretty rare that i get nervous. but you know, if i lose, nobody really knows. [ laughter ] kind of like -- >> that's fair. >> jimmy: at the end there's no decision. it's like i've lost every night, really. [ laughter ] >> all right. that's fair. >> jimmy: before the season you signed a huge contract, a record-setting contract. i think it was -- i'm not great at math. $80 billion a year or something like that. right?

did you buy anything special? did you -- i know you do a lot of charity work. i know you spend a lot of your money on that. did you buy anything for yourself? >> not really. i mean, not yet, anyway. i think, you know, we had some friends over that night. we, you know, had some mexican food, played ping-pong -- >> jimmy: mexican food? >> i bought fajitas. >> jimmy: i hope it was at least the super fajitas. you have a charity ping-pong tournament coming up. >> september 4th. >> jimmy: annual event. >> it is, round two. matthew perry and i won last year. looking to defend our title. >> jimmy: playing with him again? >> i hope so. matthew, if you want to come, that would be great. >> jimmy: you set it up so that you can win your own tournament every year. >> i'm a little bad about that, but yes, that's the goal. >> jimmy: is anyone even in your -- well, ballpark? >> i didn't want to bring this up. but we have a team tournament in spring training every year. me and my partner chad billingsley lost this year. the first loss for me. it hurt a little bit.

>> jimmy: who did you lose to? >> wilson and our backup catcher drew butera. >> jimmy: maybe you can get them traded or something. >> yeah. i'll work on it. >> jimmy: have your agent work on it. [ applause ] if you're up for it, when we come back -- i don't know why we're doing this. but i'm going to sit on a little crate, i'm going to put an apple on my head. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'm not going to wear a helmet or anything. i am going to protect my eyes. other than that it's going to be you throwing a baseball at my head. at the apple, hopefully. >> i'll give it a shot. >> jimmy: all right. clayton kershaw is here. he's going to kill me after we come back. [ cheers and applause ] mouths are the same. ow tho that's why there's a listerine® product for every mouth. one to clean your whole mouth. one for those hard to reach places. one to protect kids mouths from cavities. even one to freshen breath on-the-go. with over 100 years of innovation in oral care...

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we're back with clayton kershaw. music from train still to come. so, what we're going to do is this. i'm going to have a seat, i'm going to put an apple on my head, i'm going to wear these safety glasses. you've got a baseball, it's obviously not a regulation baseball. but it's still going to hurt my head if you hit me in the face with it. >> all right, no promises, yeah. >> jimmy: do your best. >> all right. >> jimmy: and try not to hit me

in the face and let's do this. here we go, all right. [ cheers and applause ] i'll take a seat. i might have to close my eyes because i think i'm going to flinch if i see the ball coming. >> that's good. >> jimmy: does that look like a good spot? >> yeah, i mean -- yeah, sure. >> jimmy: okay. >> oh, sorry. might take a few, might take a few. oh, sorry. >> jimmy: is it still on? >> oh. >> jimmy: i could hear that one whipping by me. >> what an off day. oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: clayton's second annual ping-pong fund-raiser tournament is thursday, september 4th. let's look at the replay right here. i think we have the instant

replay. well, sometimes you knock it off the hard way. thank you very much. clayton kershaw, everybody. we'll be right back with music from train. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. that $22.50. that's insane!d 50 cents. jack. what? it's not even a meal? right now, at my place you can get my spicy chicken club combo. it's my classic spicy chicken breast

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[ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t. mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank the bachelorette, the former bachelorette, andi dorfman, josh murray, clayton kershaw, i apologize to matt damon, we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. first here's their new cd "bulletproof picasso," comes out

september 16th. here with the song "angel in blue jeans," train. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ whoa ooh ooh ooh-ooh♪ ♪ ooh ooh never got her name ♪ ♪ or time to find out anything ♪ i loved her ♪ just the same ♪ ♪ and i rode a different road and sang a different song i'll love her till my last ♪ ♪ like a river everyone came running to the sea ♪ ♪ i was shot down in cold blood by an angel in blue jeans ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh

♪ late that night she got away i chased her to the turnpike ♪ ♪ and thought the way the music never plays ♪ ♪ and though i rode a different road and sang a different song fell into the water ♪ ♪ i'll love her till my judgment day ♪ ♪ like a sunrise made of white lies everything was nothing as it seems ♪ ♪ i was shot down in cold blood by an angel in blue jeans ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ whoa, oh, oh ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ whoa, oh, oh ♪ i hear voices calling all around ♪ ♪ i keep falling down i think my

heart could pound ♪ ♪ right out of me ♪ i see a million different ways to never leave this maze alive ♪ ♪ woke up in somebody's arms strange and so familiar where nothing could go wrong ♪ ♪ barely alive or nearly dead somehow awake in my own bed ♪ ♪ and there you are ♪ like a highway headed my way ♪ life is but a dream ♪ i was shot down by your love ♪ my angel in blue jeans ♪ whoa, oh, oh ♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ whoa, oh, oh ♪ oh, oh, oh

♪ ah, ah, ah ah, ah, ah ♪ ah, ah, ah ♪ ♪ ah, ah, ah [ cheers and applause ] ♪ on the other side of the street was a girl who looked like you ♪ ♪ i guess that's deja vu but i thought this can't be true ♪ ♪ you moved to west l.a. or new york or santa fe or wherever ♪ ♪ to get away from me ♪ oh but that one night was more than just right ♪

i didn't leave you cause i was all through ♪ ♪ i was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell ♪ ♪ because i really fell for you ♪ ♪ i swear to you i'll be there for you ♪ ♪ this is not a drive-by by ♪ just a shy guy looking for a two ply ♪ ♪ ah, ah, ah, ah, love ♪ when you love me everything is groovy ♪ ♪ they don't like it screw me bring it to me ♪ ♪ oh, i swear to you i'll be there for you ♪ ♪ this is not a drive-by by by ♪ on the other side of the downward spiral my love for you went viral ♪ ♪ i loved you every mile ♪ now here you are again so let's skip the how you been ♪ ♪ and get down to the more than friends at last ♪

♪ oh, but that one night is still the highlight ♪ ♪ i didn't need you until i came to ♪ ♪ and i was overwhelmed and frankly scared as hell because i really fell for you ♪ ♪ oh, i swear to you i'll be there for you ♪ ♪ this is not a drive-by by by ♪ just a shy guy looking for a good time ♪ ♪ ah, ah, ah, love ♪ when you love me everything is groovy ♪ ♪ they don't like it sue me the way you move me ♪ ♪ oh i swear to you i'll be there for you ♪ ♪ this is not a drive-by by by ♪ please believe that when i leave ♪ ♪ nothing up my sleeve but love for you ♪

♪ on the other side of the street i knew stood a girl that looked like you ♪ ♪ i guess that's deja vu but i thought this can't be true ♪ ♪ oh i swear to you i'll be there for you ♪ ♪ this is not a drive-by by by ♪ just a shy guy looking for a good time ♪ ♪ ah, ah, ah, love ♪ the way you move me everything is groovy ♪ ♪ they don't like it screw me the way you do me ♪ ♪ oh i swear to you i'll be there for you ♪ ♪ all right help us out let me hear you say oh oh ♪ ♪ oh, oh ♪ oh, oh ♪ oh, oh ♪ oh, oh ♪ oh, oh ♪ oh, oh ♪ oh, oh ♪ oh, oh

♪ oh i swear to you i'll be there for you ♪ ♪ this is not a drive-by by by ♪ just a shy guy looking for a good time ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, his final hours. new details emerging amidst an outpouring of grief for robin williams. the actor that made us laugh with "mrs. doubtfire." and made us cry with "what dreams may come." the latest insights on robin's final moments, as famous friends remember a comedy icon. plus, robin's struggles. the money woes. the battle with addiction. and the darkness behind the laughter of a legend. >> joking about it is a coping mechanism. >> what we now learned about robin williams' most difficult hours. and swig