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bely. >> thanks for watching. 7 news continues on line twitter facebook and mobile device and news at 4:3 from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! [ cheers and applause ] tonight, aaron paul. and music from ed sheeran. with cleto and the cletones and and now, stay focused. here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everyone. thank you. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ]
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we have a good times this show for you tonight. if you saw our show last night, you know that something very eventful happened. jennifer aniston was our guest last night. and courteney cox and lisa kudrow showed up. i played ross. they played the characters they play. and it was acting. you know, everybody knew what was going to happen. we rehearsed it backstage. we scripted it out, the whole thing. the idea was i would force jennifer into this mini"friends" reuninon. and she pretended to be annoyed by it. a commercial, we come back and we all make out. >> all right. good night, everybody. good night, everybody. >> jimmy: wait, wait, wait. there's no exit. there's no exit. we have 22 more pages here and the lovemaking scene. >> make love to yourself, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh. so, we're clearly acting, right? right? [ laughter ]
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for some reason, maybe half, if not more of the people commenting online, seemed to think that was real. [ laughter ] i'm not kidding you. listen, there are thousands of comments like these. these are from twitter. a user said why did jennifer aniston not seem happy about that "friends" reunion on "kimmel"? it's like she didn't have fun at all. courtney tweeted, i'm sad. jennifer aniston seemed really rude on the "jimmy kimmel live." and totes awky mo mo. and jennifer aniston looked really pissed about the surprise "friends" review. that means someone typed totes awky mo mo. and the youtube comments were more amazing. was it just me or did jennifer aniston look really pissed about the whole thing?
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it's you. what is with jennifer aniston? last year, kimmel had cruel and immoral parents lie to their kids about eating their halloween cankancandy. conclusion, kimmel is not exactly a good person. [ cheers and applause ] that will tell you something. yes, he is. i know his mother. [ laughter ] here's one more. jennifer is like pissed the whole time. but it also looks like she's in pain near the end. maybe that had something to do with it. you could tell that court wanted to touch her and let her know it's okay. but she moved her hand to the chair instead. [ laughter ] here's one. i honestly think jennifer was unprepared for this. the giant set that we built backstage. i don't think she saw any of it coming. she was genuinely surprised when she saw the set recreation.
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and when lisa and courtney came in, she was still surprised. sometimes not everything is scripted and planned out. she clearly wasn't expecting any of this. [ laughter ] it's unbelievable to me. to all the people saying she was acting, she wasn't. see by her reaction from the song lyrics, her eyes were not acting. the chair was not acting. and most of all, notice the other two reacting to her. they were clueless, as well. not acting up. [ laughter ] well, she was acting. apparently, very well, too, because she should probably get an emmy for that acting. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so, i'm humbled by this. i have to say. it's 99% of the time you put something on youtube, and everybody says it's fake. we put something i thought was obviously fake on. and people think it's real. [ laughter ] what do you make of that, guillermo? >> guillermo: she did a great
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job, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay. we have a great show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] all been fakes. aaron paul is here tonight with us. [ cheers and applause ] monday night, aaron won an emmy for "breaking bad." yesterday was aaron's birthday. tonight, he's here to celebrate it all with us. he almost couldn't make it. but i mounted a machine gun to my trunk and freed him from his other obligations. vma winner for best video, which sounds pornographic but it's not. all the way from england, ed sheeran. his fans have been lined up all day. you know, nbc announced recently they're planning a live televised production of the musical "peter pan." what's interesting about that, is peter pan will be played by allison williams. who is a woman. she's on the hbo show "girls.
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kwp " on november 3rd, we will be airing a live production of the musical "annie." and to give you a sneak preview, the actor playing the lead role of little orphan annie, please welcome, mr. ed sheeran. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the -- >> jimmy, i can't do this. i'm sorry. come on, sandy. >> jimmy: oh. oh. wow. [ applause ] sandy looks sick. andy is furrier than sandy, it turns out. [ laughter ] here's a new way to make your
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pet resent you. gopro, they make the little video cameras. they have a new accessory that allows you to strap a camera to your dog. that means we can, i guess, replace all of our camera guys here with labradoodles, right? it's change. but i'll bet they wind up selling a lot of these things. >> capture the world from your dog's point of view, from the first gopro mount made just for dogs. the back mount lets you capture over-the-head shots of running, jumping, fetch and more. it's a fun way to capture the world from your dog's point of you. enjoy the adventure with your favorite furry friends. >> available at walgreens. >> jimmy: by the way, those dogs, their names are rocky and george. we brought them in from palmdale and trained them to hump each
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other. [ laughter ] according to a new report from the u.s. postal service, the amount of marijuana being seized from packages mailed out of the state of colorado is skyrocketing. colorado legalized marijuana. and since then, people have been shipping it all over the country, just putting stamps on it. like this guy. [ laughter ] even if it's legal where you live, sending pot through the mail is illegal. so, they're stepping up efforts to seize as much of it as they can. no longer the service at the post office is slow. they're all baked. it's back to shipping it the old-fashioned way, in the butt of a friend who owes you a favor. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, it's hard to believe. but it's almost time for a new season of "dancing with the stars." there are rumors about some of the stars they're considering this year.
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according to tmz, the producers' dream list includes antonio sabato jr., lolo jones, and andie dorfman, the "bachelorette." when they dream, they dream big. why not dream about scarlett johansson, right? i have my dream for the next "dancing with the stars." his name is rob ford. rob ford is the mayor of toronto. always entertaining. today, the mayor brought a reggae musician into his city council meeting. he has done this before. and the mood was nothing short of ambulient. ♪ one love one heart ♪ ♪ let's get together and feel all right ♪ ♪ one love
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one heart ♪ ♪ let's sing to the lord and i will feel all right ♪ >> jimmy: what is hell is going on in toronto? [ cheers and applause ] why is there dancing at the city council meeting? if he doesn't win re-election, i'm going to try to book him to perform at our office holiday party. we're in the final week of august. labor day weekend is coming up. the summer movie season is almost over. as a service to all of you who have not seen the blockbusters yet, we asked our friend, ye ya review them. he has thousands of photos celebrities. tonight, we ask him to give an opinion on the movie cast of "the expendables 3." >> i'm yehya, to talk about the
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movie, the movie for sylvester is called "expend." and everybody in the movie, got a picture with him, except the guy that has the iphone. he doesn't speak good english. it's jacques lee. the guy goes up and down. i don't know. the guy with the rocky, your frumpkin. he make the movie with van clod van dam. on the movie. right? what's his name. wesley snip. i got him, too. he's black and i'm black, too. also, make funny movie with donnie dovido, the "twins." and dkona the bar barrier. and sylvester for "rocky 1." and sylvester tell you, i know you from 45 years.
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he talk about that, sylvester, all of it. and then, the movie look very good because they have all big stars. and you know, this all big star. i love them, all of them. you want to watch a movie. it's good movie. and good luck. is there something more? [ cheers and applause ] hello kitty. it turns out hello kitty might not be a kitty at all. according to an anthropologist from the university of hawaii, spent years studying this. hello kitty is not actually a cat. i hope the anthropologist was studying other stuff, too. the doctor said she was preparing for a museum exhibit. and was performed by the company that makes hello kitty, she is not a cat. she is a cartoon character. and a little girl. but not a cat.
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that makes sense. hasbro announced that mr mr. potatohead wasn't a potato. and hello kitty is a cat. i don't know why they would take that position. maybe there's a translation issue. we called san rio. they sent over a p.r. person from their office here in l.a. his name is steve. and hi, steve. hi, there. [ applause ] please explain this if you could. >> hello. and thank you for the opportunity to clarify. >> jimmy: our pleasure. thank you. >> there's been widespread misconception about hello kitty. many people have made the assumption that hello kitty is a cat. this is incorrect. hello kitty is not a cat. thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold on a second. i have to say, that's hard for me to believe because hello kitty looks exactly like a cat. >> well, she is not a cat. she is a cartoon character. >> jimmy: yeah.
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but she's a cartoon character of a cat. >> nope. >> jimmy: okay. why does she look just like a cat then? >> she doesn't look like a cat. >> jimmy: put the picture up. is that -- if that's not a cat, what is it? >> that's hello kitty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. kitty, like here, kitty, kitty. hello kitty. if it was hello puppy, it would be a dog. >> look, man, i don't know [ bleep ] those guys are thinking. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i have no idea. [ bleep ]. i'm just trying to pay off my student debts. and i don't know if hello kitty is a cat or a little girl or a cartoon character or what. but i do know that she is my best friend. [ laughter ] can i go now? >> jimmy: yeah. you can go. it's not a big deal.
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thanks, man. hey, don't do that. don't -- no. that's not necessary. >> i'm sorry. can i get a hug? >> jimmy: yes. absolutely. not me. guillermo, hug. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. by the way, i have to say, hello puppy, not a bad idea. don't steal that from me. [ laughter ] and one more thing, back-to-school season is upon us. and this year, we believe strongly in the importance of education. we teamed up with our friend, snoop dogg, for a series of videos that are dedicated to teaching americans about nature and wildlife. this is tonight's edition of "plizzanet earth." >> i'm your host with the most, big snoop dogg. going to be checking out animals today. roll the footage.
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chimpanzees, or baboons or whatever it is. i can't get my feet. i'm going to get my feet [ bleep ]. have to move. in this [ bleep ] right here. [ bleep ]. my feet. oh, i have to hold this big baby and walk through here. [ bleep ], man. [ laughter ] yeah, man. where are my bitches at, huh? huh? [ bleep ], man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tonight on the show, ed sheeran is here. and we'll be right back with aaron paul. [ cheers and applause ] with a new00 volkswagen turbo.rd card
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, again. we have a good show for you tonight. ed sheeran is here on the show for you tonight. this is his latest album. it's called "multiply."
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he's going to chat with us and play music from this on the at&t outdoor stage later on. his fans have been lining up outside all day. i also want to show you a drawing of a new character i came up with a few minutes ago called hello puppy. this is going to make me a billionaire, folks. [ cheers and applause ] heads up, oprah. i'm buying the house next door. and tomorrow night, we have a new show with kathy griffin who is apparently planning to take the ice bucket challenge naked. from "ray donovan," vinessa shaw and we'll have music from sharon van etten. monday night, our first guest became the youngest person ever to win three emmys for acting. he returns to television in the animated comedy "bojack horseman," which is now on netflix. please welcome aaron paul. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] wow. you look very tdapper. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's almost formal atti attire. >> i haven't changed. >> jimmy: congratulations on the whole show. you won best drama. >> yeah. >> jimmy: best actor. best actress. best supporting. everything you won. your third. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a lot of emmys. yeah. >> it was a crazy night. >> jimmy: were you aware that you were the youngest actor to have won three emmys? >> that's why i just didn't think i was going to win it. >> jimmy: why? >> am i going to break the record? i don't know. >> jimmy: i have to say, some people go, why do they give it to the same people over and over again.
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i disagree with that, except for in our category. [ laughter ] but i will say, i did disagree. if you're the best actor three years in a row, you should get it three in a row. >> and you should have won. >> jimmy: i don't agree with that. >> this is my favorite show to be on. it is. >> jimmy: "breaking bad," last season was the greatest season for a television show ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> we had the best time. we are such a family. from day one. it was so special. it was very, very, hard for us to say good-bye. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was a beautiful time. >> jimmy: in your speech, you said you felt like you were going to throw up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you throw up? >> many times. i -- it was a long night. and i -- i was on the verge of maybe throwing up. but -- >> jimmy: how late did you stay
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out? >> i mean, it was probably 7:00 or 8:00 in the morning, easily. >> jimmy: wow. >> it ended in the pool at the chateau with our tuxedos and the girls in their gowns. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] when you have a night like that, you have to go swimming. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if i was staying at that hotel, i would be the guy going, hey, we're trying to sleep. what are you doing out there? >> jimmy: did you bring the emmy in the pool with you? >> no. i should have, though. >> jimmy: where do you keep all those things? >> you know, we have -- my wife and i have these cases in our bottom floor. and she has a case for all of her awards she got for kind campaign. and i have a case for all of the stuff from "breaking bad." it's great. >> jimmy: that's nice. will you have to get another one eventually? >> the third -- there's no room. i put it next -- on top of it, next to my gas mask that i wore
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on the show. it's very fitting. >> jimmy: i think this is a big thing because fans -- people who are superfans of the show, i include myself in that category, there are certain objects that are very rare, obviously. and also, prized items. you have been giving them away via a scavenger hunt. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what have you given away so far? >> wow. i did a scavenger hunt on monday, right before the emmys. i was looking through this closet. and i found all of these signed scripts, pilot scripts, the finale script, the license plate. "lily of the valley" plant from the show. >> jimmy: and you go on twitter. and give clues, right? >> i give clues. the first clue was go find r.j. mitty, at the ihop in west hollywood. he'll be eating breakfast. and he'll have some signed scripts for you. >> jimmy: and people raced
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there. >> literally within 60 seconds, the ihop is just bombarded with crazy fans. and just causes so much traffic. it's amazing. >> jimmy: it is. >> it's a beautiful thing. >> jimmy: it's dangerous. you brought some pictures along. who are these young ladies? >> these ladies were caught cheating. >> jimmy: they were? >> they were camped outside of my house. and i pulled out. i think they're following me. and i do down the street. i go down this other one. i just pull over. i walked directly up to their car. i took a picture of them. and i said, shame on you. shame on you. you cannot cheat. >> jimmy: they got nothing. here, this is the end of the scavenger hunt, right? >> this is me in the west hollywood park. i said, tag, you're it, on twitter. the first person to tag me in the west hollywood park.
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this is the suit i wore on the show. and i signed it on the back, ya, bitch, aaron paul. and the first person who tagged me. >> jimmy: some meet me in a park in west hollywood. first person to touch me gets to take off my clothes. yes? >> exactly, yeah. >> jimmy: when they got there, you ran. >> i just started running. i started running. right -- i sent out the tweet. about 60 seconds later, i see those two guys -- those two guys running straight at me. and then, they get close to the swing. and i just start running. and the guy that's closest to me said, hey, wait. i have asthma. [ laughter ] i think the guy with the asthma won. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: aaron paul is here. he has a new show called "bojack
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i would like to help you with your dumb-ass -- >> what? >> i am supporting you. >> i don't understand. oh, my god. are you dying? >> no. i think you have great depth of untapped potential. and i wish to mentor you in your art. >> really? >> yes. >> wait.r> no. >> then, hooray. >> jimmy: that's aaron paul. "bojack horseman." >> it's a horse that talks. that talks. >> jimmy: it's not a children's
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show. >> it's not for kids. it's about a washed-up '90s sitcom star played by will arnett. he plays the horse. and he's struggling to get his career back on track. but he's an alcoholic, and has zero morals whatsoever. >> jimmy: as some horses do. show me the picture you showed me during the commercial break. >> my niece just had a baby. and this is a 2-month-old. this is betty rose. look how fat this baby is. look at. just zoom in. oh. i love you so much. [ applause ] betty rose, yeah. congratulations on your baby. >> jimmy: thank you very much. mine is as skinny as a little weasel. speaking of babies and birthdays. it was your birthday yesterday. happy birthday. >> yes.
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>> jimmy: you're from idaho. but you had an unusual birth. >> yeah. i was born a month early. my father was out of town. it was late at night or early in the morning. and my mother's water broke. and she gave birth to me on the bathroom floor, by herself. she cut the umbilical cord by herself. can you -- yeah. yeah. yeah, mom. i love you, mom. [ applause ] she's amazing. she's amazing. >> jimmy: that is incredible. and you wound up in the local newspaper. this is the first picture ever taken of you? >> yeah. that's the -- wow. i love that you have that. oh. that's my mom. i don't know who that guy is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's emt burt brown who assisted in the delivery. yeah. you might want to look him up and say, hey, thanks, burt brown. >> i love you. wow. >> jimmy: we got you a little present because it is your birthday. i'm going to give it to you. it's going to need a little
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explanation. guillermo, bring in that while aaron opens his gift. >> can i open this? >> jimmy: you open that up. and we got a replacement emmy for you here. i want you to see how this is going to work. this is your emmy. >> that's me. >> jimmy: that's great. >> what is this? >> jimmy: this is a little outfit for your emmy. i'll show you how it goes on. it's a little complicated to go on. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: first, we put this over the wings. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is probably harder than delivering you on the bathroom floor. they got this. and i think you're going to love this because, there's a theme here i will reveal in moments. okay. there's the emmy. now, we have little sunglasses for it. thank you. going to seal it up here. >> wow. >> jimmy: got a chain for it. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: we got a little hat. and some adidas.
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and now, you know what this is? this is now a run dmc emmy. you can take it home. [ applause ] with the other two members of run dmc. [ cheers and applause ] and then, you know, if you win another one next year, we'll get you the beatles or something like that. >> i mean, that's amazing. that is amazing. thank you so much. >> jimmy: aaron paul, everybody. watch "bojack horseman." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. ya k skyfall. lean in, then some pinterest, you? twitter. minecraft and then some hunger games. boom. wow, you guys are all set, huh? oh yeah, new amazon fire phone. it comes with amazon prime - tons of cool stuff for no extra charge. really? it comes with amazon prime?
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whoo! mmm! ♪ ♪ oh, yeah [ male announcer ] discover your new orleans. start exploring at followyournola.com. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. most of you are watching the show earlier, though. my friend yehya is one of the pop movie reviewers in the business. he doesn't mince words. you saw his take on "the expendables 3." and now, he gives us a review of the biggest hit of the summer, "teenage mutant ninja turtles." >> hi. i'm back again. action for the new movie. it's called "ninja turtles." they have like three or four
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animals. also like bruce lee. like king fu. and the movie, i don't know the animal. they have his head out with the legs. they go outside. and some go in the ocean. and i do scuba driver, in the ocean. i saw beautiful wish, from people who don't know how to swim. don't swim, don't go. you die. i love the color of blue and green. that's water like blue, the ocean. and the -- the also up. and green, in the grass. you know? now, go to see a movie, "ninja turtles." it's good movie. i got picture with her. good luck, and also the movie. i love you guys. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: expect the oxygen. we'll be right back with ed sheeran. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. our next guest was discovered by jamie foxx, signed to elton john's management company, toured alongside taylor swift, introduced courteney cox to her
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fiance, and just stood in line behind guillermo at the bar in the greenroom. he's a phenomenally successful musician, this album is called "multiply." please say hello to ed sheeran. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you're just at the staples center. 20,000 people you were playing in front of. and you do it just you and a guitar. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you can't afford a band? or what's going on? >> it started off when i was in school. no one wanted to be in a band with me. it's all right. it's all right. yeah, i got better when i was 14. and basically, you can record on the spot and it loops up. and you can create your own bands. i never bothered getting one after that. >> jimmy: yeah. that loop station put a lot of people out of work. >> yeah. but it keeps the balance,
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though. it's always an eight or nine crew. it's a small crew. >> jimmy: courteney cox was here last night. she was rushing to your show afterwards. how are you friendly with her? >> really, really, really random. i was at a restaurant and bumped into people that knew her. i got invited to a party. i went to the party. and it was all the way out in the middle of nowhere. i didn't have a car. i don't drive. i ended up staying. yeah. >> jimmy: there's another odd thing. you wound up living at jamie foxx's house for a time. he saw you playing? >> that was another random one. it happens. i did a show in englewood. this is 2010. i finished up the show. and i didn't have any contacts there apart from the guy that
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ran the show. if you know anyone else that runs shows, can you hook me up. and the whole month i was doing shows across l.a. and i went to the fox hole. the manager was there. i went on the radio show. and he was like, yeah, just come around. got a taxi out to where he lives. which is quite far. and i don't drive. so, i just stayed. >> jimmy: you signed with elton john's management company. >> i was on hour with a guy 2009 called jeff jack. and his manager came down to a lot of the shows. and i was in a management company at the time who weren't very good. well, for me. they are all right. but they weren't for me. [ laughter ] and, yes. i was speaking to his manager. and he said, we have a no poaching agreement. and i went with them. >> jimmy: you did. and does elton assist you? does he guide your career
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personally? >> yeah. he's pretty hands-on. yeah. >> jimmy: is he? >> sorry. i knew before i said that. >> jimmy: he offers you advice? >> he is obsessed with stats and figures. your record is going to dip next week. you make sure you do this. >> jimmy: really? wow. there's nobody that knows that better than him. he had number one singles in the '70s, '80s and '90s. >> he's done everything right and everything wrong. some of the stories, when he was shooting the "i'm still standing" video, he didn't want to shoot the video. and he asked his something to do something about the wind. and that's why he wouldn't do the video because there was wind. >> jimmy: he also dressed up as
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donald duck, at dodger stadium. kind of amazing. i think he considers it a mistake. did he suggest that you dress up as a character? >> he is the one that told me to do annie. >> jimmy: your first record had a lot of profanity on it. >> i had one word. >> jimmy: well, a bad word. a very bad word. why did you choose to make this one clean? >> well, i still swear live. i feel like it says 14 plus on the tickets. it's all right. i got a new -- it was a long drive. and i was chatting to the driver. and he was saying he doesn't take his daughter to people's concerts who swear on the cds. he'll listen to the cds. not going to bring you to the concert. i said, let me get your opinion. and the lyrics are don't [ bleep ] my love. and i played hit to him. and he was jamming out.
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that's my song. you know what? i ain't going to take my daughter to your show. i was like, if i take the swearing off, will you take her to the show? he was like, for sure. he hasn't been in touch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did that just to sell one extra album. that is really -- elton's going to love that, by the way. you sold an extra to an uber driver here. >> i was baby sitting kids the other day. they sent a video of a 5-year-old and 4-year-old in a car jamming out to that song. they're singing along to it. so, i'm sort of glad i took the swearing out. >> jimmy: your group of fans. when i came into work this morning, they were camped out outside. who named them the sheerios? >> i'm a fan of a lot of people. i don't like the fan name thing. >> jimmy: you like a little
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monster? are you a -- >> i'm a belieber, i think. >> jimmy: you're going to play music for us. you have a lot of people outside. this is the album called "multiply." ed sheeran, everybody. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world.
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[ cheers and applause ] the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: well, i want to thank aaron paul. i want to apologize to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, his number one album is called "multiply." here with the song "don't," ed sheeran.
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♪ ah la la la ah la la la ♪ ♪ ah la la la ah la la la ♪ ♪ i met this girl late last year she said don't you worry if i disappear ♪ ♪ i told her i'm not really looking for another mistake i called an old friend ♪ ♪ thinking that the trouble would wait ♪ ♪ but then i jump right in a week later returned i reckon she was only ♪ ♪ looking for a lover to burn but i gave her my time for two or three nights ♪
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♪ then i put it on pause till the moment was right ♪ ♪ i went away for months until our paths crossed again ♪ ♪ she told me i was never looking for a friend maybe you could swing by my room around ten ♪ baby bring a lemon and a bottle of gin we'll be in between ♪ ♪ the sheets till the late a.m. baby - if you wanted ♪ ♪ me then you should've just said she's singing ah la la la ♪ ♪ don't mess with my love that heart is so cold all over my home ♪ ♪ i don't wanna know that babe ah la la la ♪ ♪ don't mess with my love i told her she knows take aim and reload ♪ ♪ i don't wanna know that babe ah lah lah lah ♪ ♪ for a couple weeks i only want to see her we drink away the days with a take-away pizza ♪ ♪ before a text message was the only way to reach her ♪ ♪ now she's staying at my place and loves the way i treat her ♪ ♪ singing out aretha all over the track like a feature and never wants to sleep ♪ ♪ i guess that i don't want to either but me and her we make ♪ ♪ money the same way
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four cities two planes the same day ♪ ♪ those shows have never been what it's about but maybe we'll go together and just ♪ ♪ figure it out i'd rather put on a film with you and sit on the couch ♪ ♪ but we should get on a plane or we'll be missing it now ♪ ♪ wish i'd have written it down the way that things played out when she was kissing him ♪ ♪ how i was confused about she should figure it out while i'm ♪ ♪ sat here singing ah, la, la, la ♪ ♪ don't mess with my love that heart is so cold all over my home ♪ ♪ i don't wanna know that babe ah, la, la, la ♪ ♪ don't mess with my love i told her she knows take aim and reload ♪ ♪ i don't wanna know that babe a h, la, la, la, la ♪ ♪ knock knock knock on my hotel door i don't even know if she knows what for ♪ ♪ she was crying on my shoulder i already told ya trust and respect is what we do this for ♪ ♪ i never intended to be next but you didn't need to take him to bed that's ♪ ♪ all and i never saw him as a threat until you disappeared ♪ ♪ with him to have sex of course ♪
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♪ it's not like we were both on tour we were staying on the same hotel floor ♪ ♪ and i wasn't looking for a promise or commitment but it was never just fun ♪ ♪ and i thought you were different ♪ ♪ this is not the way you realize what you wanted it's a bit too much ♪ ♪ too late if i'm honest all this time god knows i'm singing ah, la, la, la ♪ ♪ don't mess with my love that heart is so cold all over my home i don't ♪ ♪ wanna know that babe ah, la, la, la ♪ ♪ don't mess with my love i told her she knows take aim and reload ♪ ♪ i don't wanna know that babe ah, la, la, la ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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