bradshaw. appreciate your time. >> have a great night, everyone. from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" [ cheers and applause ] tonight -- terry bradshaw. the trailer park boys. "this week in unnecessary censorship." and music from the kooks. with cleto and the cletones. and now, once and for all, here's jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you. thanks for coming. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to our studio here in hollywood. [ cheers and applause ]

i'm glad you're in a good mood. we have a lot of nonsense in store for you tonight. from "fox nfl sunday," my old co-worker, terry bradshaw is here with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] to raise awareness of the little-known sport of football for us. a new nfl season started last night. the defending super bowl champion seattle seahawks beat the green bay packers. and kind of funny. a lot of guys that work here, if you took them to comic-con, they would laugh at the storm troopers and superheroes. yesterday, about ten guys showed up to work wearing green bay packers jerseys. as if they're on the team. how is that not cos play? also on the program, three funny guys from halifax, nova scotia, canada's little toe, they call it. the trailer park boys are here.

if you're not familiar with trailer park boys, go to netflix and watch them. i love the show. the new season came out today. i believe the guys are back in the dressing room right now. i want to introduce you to them. oh. all right. so, they're not in their dressing room right now. where are they? in the green room? >> no. they're outside. >> jimmy: they're outside? >> outside. >> jimmy: really? and that's not just you acting as part of a skit? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: let's get a camera out there. let's see. what's going on outside there? oh, they're meeting fans or what's going on out there? >> get your tickets right here. >> v.i.p. tickets to jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: guys? >> look, man -- >> jimmy: guys? i don't know. >> you can get inside. >> jimmy: they cannot come into jimmy kimmel's office. >> i think i have some change. >> jimmy: no. >> oh. i got it. >> jimmy: guys, can you hear me? the show has started already.

it's jimmy. >> hey, jimmy. how's it going, man? >> jimmy: going okay. what are you guys doing out there? >> just selling some souvenirs and stuff. >> jimmy: like what exactly are you selling? oh, you're selling tickets to the show? >> jimmy: no, we're not. that's illegal. what is that woman holding? >> we're trying to fill the seats up in there. >> jimmy: the seats are full in here. we don't need that kind of thing. >> 60. >> jimmy: look at that. it's randy there with you, too. what kind of shirts do you have there? >> i made these. these are homemade. >> jimmy: bubbles made them. >> this is the kenny. >> jimmy: they look great. >> we have a guillermo, too. >> jimmy: it's guillermo, the way it goes. those look really great. a little misspelling there. but hey, listen. i'd like you guys -- security, can we get them -- can we escort them into the building. i don't know if we've ever escorted anyone into the

building. no. we don't want -- we'll see you later. you have to be on the show. [ cheers and applause ] you were acting. i wasn't acting. >> they were outside. >> jimmy: you know the nude photos of famous women that were released online over the weekend? perverts. [ laughter ] i was just checking to see -- wow. there's a bit more clarity now on how the hackers got them. after a thorough investigation, apple has come to the conclusion that the hackers were able to access the photos by guessing the celebrities' ipad passwords. with icloud, you can guess as many times as you want to. the hackers kept guessing until they got it right. that's a great lesson for kids, by the way. never give up. [ cheers and applause ] to prevent this from happening again, apple announced they're going to beef up security.

now, they will alert users via e-mail and push notifications. push notifications are based on the novel "push," by sapphire. that doesn't seem like a great solution to me. once their in a the account, they're in. make the cloud out of those tangled-up ipod headphones. no one has ever been able to untangle that inpenetrable force. they've added another feature, which appears to be some kind of companion to siri. >> fine. ♪ siri, upload that photo to the cloud. >> i'm sorry. i can't do that. >> what? >> siri, upload photo. >> you have to talk to my

brother. >> yo. >> who is this? >> this is vito. what? >> vito, upload this photo to the cloud. >> no. [ laughter ] >> upload this photo to the cloud. >> i said no, you stupid [ bleep ]. put some clothes on and stop being such a whore before i call your mother. [ laughter ] >> apple. >> cover your boobs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good advice. the icloud is safe now, kids. starbucks has a new business plan. starting in december, starbucks is planning to open about 100 new upscale coffee shops with more expensive coffee for customers who feel that the regular starbucks prices are too reasonable, i guess. i don't know. [ laughter ] the first store will be called the starbucks reserve roastry and tasting room. it sounds fancy. and it will be.

only one homeless person will be allowed to sleep in the bathroom at a time. [ laughter ] it's good to see starbucks sticking with doing what they do best, which is opening more starbucks. [ laughter ] this is something i've been lookilook ing forward to all week. you're in for a treat. her name is auntie phee. i saw her cooking videos on youtube. she does instructional cooking videos for people on a budget. this is her latest. it was posted yesterday. and the guy working the camera, is her son, tavis. >> i make some chicken. get in the bowl. you can see it. take this to work with you tomorrow, okay? okay. grind it up in a food processor. everybody don't understand with the chicken. i got to have the chicken -- not the chicken. why i keep saying? you get me all [ bleep ]. >> i just standing here. >> i'm putting lemon juice in, okay? lemon juice goes good with

chicken. >> you put lemon juice in everything. >> it cuts grease and fat and makes you feel good. >> you say cuts fat. >> oh [ bleep ]. can we just get on with this [ bleep ]? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a really good question. anyway, as a parent, i know how hard it is to keep kids happy with fresh and healthy lunches every day. fortunately today, we have professional help. it's time for cookin' with auntie fee. [ cheers and applause ] so, i see you got some oil heating up. and you're going to make something that people can send their kids to school in their lunchbox, right? >> yeah. we going to make it. >> jimmy: we're going to make it. >> we going to make it. >> jimmy: i'll take off my jacket. >> i got you [ bleep ] right here. >> jimmy: i forgot.

you made me this apron. all right. very good. >> my richie made this for you. >> jimmy: you have a friend named richie. good. thank risky on my behalf. >> say, all right, risky. >> jimmy: all right, risky. >> you got it? >> jimmy: i got it. yeah. >> this is brown bag lunch. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> real cheap. i don't want to use the word affordable. we go real cheap. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: all right. >> really [ bleep ] cheap here. >> jimmy: okay. >> back to school. you know how i do it. >> jimmy: i know how you do it. i've seen it on youtube. yeah. >> we got to get this started. >> jimmy: okay. >> give you one. give you one. you make one for me and one for you. i'm going to make one for you and one for me. >> jimmy: sounds good. we open this first? >> you need gloves. you know what they say about that [ bleep ] salmonella. >> jimmy: no, what. >> [ bleep ] everything i do is

going to kill somebody. you going to be all right? >> this looks pretty safe to me. >> okay. you don't need nogloves. >> jimmy: i don't need gloves. >> you know how to open it? >> jimmy: you peel this end off, right? >> you never had biscuits before? >> jimmy: i have. but my mom makes them. >> you never had to buy them? >> jimmy: i bought them, yeah. >> how much they cost? >> jimmy: about 99 cents, right? >> where you been? >> jimmy: how much are they? >> i got these, four for a dollar. 99 cents. >> jimmy: probably expired or something. >> they not expired. they biscuits. roll like me. >> jimmy: i'm opening them right, by the way. and you corrected me. >> you know what they told me? >> jimmy: what happened? >> they told me to don't let you fool with the grease. >> jimmy: all right. >> i don't have money. i can get burned. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i'll help you with this. >> jimmy: wow. like fourth of july. >> busting [ bleep ], you know? it's the same thing.

come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. get them out. >> just say, hey. >> jimmy: just one? >> do two. >> jimmy: okay. >> mash it out. we're going to make it like a pizza on a low-key pizza. >> jimmy: make it round? >> don't pull it. smash it out. >> jimmy: smash it out. >> a low-key pizza. >> jimmy: okay. >> this is the [ bleep ] here. this is the [ bleep ] here. this doesn't cost that much. we're going to do some pepperoni and cheese first. >> jimmy: great. >> get you some. i can't get you some. >> jimmy: get pepperoni. >> get pepperoni and the cheese. you know what the cheese is for, right? who like cheese? >> jimmy: mice? [ laughter ] what? >> fat people. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. all right. from the video. >> fat people and children. roll them up. get that down in there so [ bleep ] one out. the grease going to be poppin' everywhere. and smash them down, too.

i like your little fingers. >> jimmy: that's good. >> we're going to do another one. >> jimmy: this looks like a cal zone. >> you have money. i don't have money. >> jimmy: all right. >> i can get burned. not you. >> jimmy: they told you i can't fry things. >> they don't want you to get hurt? damn [ bleep ]. you can afford to go to the damn doctor. [ bleep ]. i get my -- okay. we're going to do a pastrami. come on. >> jimmy: there's your son, tavis, by the way. tavis, you want to videotape this already? >> i'll do that. >> jimmy: a little pastrami in there. >> don't talk to him. this is the me and you show. >> jimmy: sorry, tavis. >> no. cheese. >> jimmy: cheese. okay. pastrami and cheese. okay. all right. and just wrap that up? >> see how you doing? wrap it up. talk to travis. he's not supposed to be here. >> jimmy: you're not supposed to be here? i think tavis is supposed to be here. >> jimmy. >> i'm always here. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: is travis in trouble? >> just saying. this is me and you. this is me and him. okay? >> jimmy: come on, travis. just the two of us. i don't know why you interrupted. [ laughter ] >> don't -- they don't want you here. they don't want you to get grease on the counter. >> i got it. jimmy, what you doing? >> jimmy: what? >> oh, my god. just drop it. just drop it. >> jimmy: there we go. >> you licked it? >> jimmy: a little bit. yeah. >> that's so hot. oh. ooh, ooh. >> jimmy: one more? >> let's try one more. >> jimmy: are these gluten-free? >> i don't know what -- does that have glue in it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nobody really knows. but we don't eat it. >> what is gluten-free? >> he's supposed to be doing that. >> he got something on me up here. >> you're burning the stuff. >> i'm not burning it. what is gluten-free.

>> don't burn it. >> jimmy here. >> jimmy: that looks pretty good. >> this is all falling out. this is going to be poppin'. >> jimmy: is that yours or mine? that's mine? >> you can tell there's spit on it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: this hamburger is already cooked? >> already cooked. yeah. >> jimmy: and a little of cheese there, too? >> the cheese for who? >> jimmy: for fat people and kids. >> fat people and kids. >> jimmy: what about fat kids? a little hot sauce in this one. >> that's the salsa. you can. like spaghetti. turn that over a little bit. >> jimmy: this is like a marinara sauce? it is. tavis, did you say something wrong? >> you know, jimmy, i don't want her to burn that stuff. >> jimmy: tavis is saying that you're burning the stuff. >> mind your own damn business. you weren't supposed to be here. okay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there we go. that looks good.

>> i told you. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: sorry about that. >> you're going to burn me. >> jimmy: are you all right? why are you wear open-toed shoes? this is not safe. >> let me get another. >> jimmy: where are you going? where is she going? good. you know we're on tv, right? >> why you all up in there? this is none of your [ bleep ] business. >> jimmy: he's not doing anything. >> he wasn't supposed to be here. >> jimmy: i invited him. >> me and you. me and you. i don't care. >> i'm just saying, that's all. >> jimmy: you make these for tavis when he was little? >> i did. >> jimmy: and he liked them? >> i had to put cinnamon and stuff. you wouldn't use baby stuff like we're going here. >> look at the stuff is poppin'. it wasn't supposed to pop. >> he got me [ bleep ] right now. i can't cook the food right now. >> jimmy: did you not know tavis

was coming? >> didn't she tell you how to not make it pop? >> that's jimmy's [ bleep ] in there. that's [ bleep ] up in there. that's his stuff. >> jimmy: should i try it? >> don't get in there. >> jimmy: all right. we're out of time. i got to try this. >> we'll try it. >> jimmy: can i eat it? >> right here. it's hot. don't bite that. you can't do that. you can't do that. >> let him try it. >> jimmy: it's very good. >> is it hot? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> woo. >> jimmy: it seems like a very, very healthy snack for children, right? well, thank you, auntie fee. can we get ice for aunt fee's mouth? these are delicious. and all these recipes will be on our website. tonight on the show, we have ç music from the kooks, the trailer park boys are here and we'll be right back with terry bradshaw. [ cheers and applause ]

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, three very entertaining

canadian gentlemen, ricky, bubbles and julian, the trailer park boys are here. a new season of their show premiered today on netflix. and it's great. so, check that out. we have a new edition of "this week in unnecessary censorship coming up." it's called "listen," music from the kooks from the at&t outdoor stage. next week we have an exciting group of guests including lena dunham, morgan freeman, queen latifah, bill hader, from "dancing with the stars" julianne hough, dale earnhardt jr., director richard linklater and music from jen-ay aiko, ingrid michaelson, misterwives, and panama wedding. so, join us for those shows, too. long, long before dr. phil came into our lives, our first guest tonight was the original bald hillbilly shooting his mouth off about leading a pig to water but you can't make him think. he is a football hall of famer with four super bowl rings. who begins his 21st season on

"fox nfl sunday" this sunday. please welcome terry bradshaw. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] you look good. >> i'd like to make dr. phil's money. that would be all right. i wouldn't be here, would i? >> jimmy: you have plenty of money on your own. >> i do, don't i? >> jimmy: you do. >> filthy rich. >> jimmy: speaking of having money and not having money, i heard you got married again. >> i did get married again. i did. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. july 8th. >> jimmy: july 8th. who is the lucky -- >> no proposal. just walked by her and said -- i circled on my business calendar, july 8th. and i said, we're getting married july 8th. this was saturday, july 8th. >> jimmy: you didn't propose? >> no, never. >> jimmy: wow.

>> if i would have proposed -- i practiced it once. jimmy, swear to god. i practiced it. he said practice it. and it will help you get over your phobia. i've been divorced three times. marriage is not something you think is going to happen again. or you hope it doesn't because it's not going to work. and i actually got on my knees, took her hand. and went -- tammy -- her manames tammy. tammy, will -- will -- and i started -- i started shaking. she said, all right. get up. i couldn't. i swear to you folks, i couldn't do it. >> jimmy: did you buy her a big ring? >> no. i didn't buy her anything. >> jimmy: you didn't? >> if i bought her a ring, that makes it more official. everything had to happen right now. if it happens right now, i'm good with it. if i had bought a ring, made an announcement, it wouldn't have happened. >> jimmy: did you have a big

wedding? >> seven people. don watson and his wife, gail and his brother, dan. rockwood, the colonel in the army. and made dan protect the front door, in case anybody tried to sneak in and get pictures and the helicopter showed up. >> jimmy: none of the guys from the show? >> and my preacher came home from houston. and he got on the plane and went back. yeah. she walked out of the living room, out into the backyard. i was out there sweating like crazy. 15 minutes later, it was over, jack. >> jimmy: wow. >> two weeks, i was in shock. >> jimmy: what a lucky lady. >> yes, she is. >> jimmy: it's more of an abduction. you know? was there a honeymoon? >> no. we're in hawaii. >> jimmy: yeah, where are you going to go from hawaii? >> it just happened so fast. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i just turned 66. and they say that, you know, you're over the hill. that's the case, i can't ever

remember being at the top. that's kind of scary. >> jimmy: do you have regrets at all about getting married? >> none. >> jimmy: that's good. >> thank god. can you imagine? >> jimmy: well, yeah, i can. yeah. i can imagine. >> can you imagine going, oh, no. this is no good. >> jimmy: i think a lot of guys do that. did you have that with the previous ones? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> not one doubt. i dated her 15 years. >> jimmy: you had no doubts and you were dating for 15 years. >> no. >> jimmy: where did you meet her? >> drug rehab. [ laughter ] i met her -- a buddy of mine -- that's funny. i'm telling you the truth. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's fine. for now. not the first time you've hit me, by the way. >> you wouldn't have this show if it wasn't for us.

>> jimmy: probably true. more you than anyone. >> exactly. i'm the only one to give you any attention. >> jimmy: that is true. >> if i hung on to your coat tail, it would be good for me. >> jimmy: don't punch me. >> i'm not going to punch you. do you have a bad neck or something? you don't like getting hit. how do you think i feel? >> jimmy: who likes getting hit? you have the same number of wedding rings as you do super bowl rings. [ cheers and applause ] >> that is not to be applauded. number four should have been number one. and the way life -- the way it goes, seriously, i am most ashamed of the fact that this is four. >> jimmy: you are? >> absolutely. i absolutely am embarrassed by the fact that i've gone through my life and finally found the right woman. i got the right gal. >> jimmy: you want to lay down and talk about this? [ laughter ] >> no.

i just -- i'm sentimental. i got two, great kids. and this just -- i've been married four times. it's a little uncomfortable. >> jimmy: i would think so. >> you just got married. >> jimmy: i did. but it's the second time. >> couple more and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your daughter just got married also. >> she did. all of you dads out there, the future son-in-law has to come and ask for her hand. this is so funny. >> jimmy: he's a football player. >> he was. he was the kicker for the titans. rob baronas. great guy. we're in hawaii. i got word from my younger daughter. rob's going to ask for rachel's hand in marriage. i told him i don't think it's a good idea. while he was in hawaii, i said this ain't a good idea. i'm in hawaii. and number two, you haven't been dating my daughter long enough. and you're a football player. i know about those guys.

this is going to be the hardest ask for happeneds in marriages you ever been to. i ignored him. i didn't invite him to play golf. i was rude to him. and i messed his vacation up. >> jimmy: why? >> i thought it was the right thing to do. [ laughter ] first time -- i got a date with a senior. she's a sophomore. and i took this long-haired geeky boy back to my office. little sloppy boy. and i said -- i shut the door. and i said, i'll show you my fish tank. you lay a hand on my daughter, let me tell you what i'm going to do. i'm going to come to your house. i'm not going to fool with you. i'm going to get your daddy. i'm going to kick his ass all over. when i'm through with your daddy, i'm going to get my hands on you. and you have a nice night, all right? two weeks later, that was over with. but this guy, baronas, is calling his buddies. this guy -- i wouldn't invite him to play golf. i totally ignored him. and the following year, now, i

like him. and rachel's in love with him. and so, he comes in on their bye week. and i'm sitting at the ranch, drinking coffee. he comes in 4:00, 4:30. he's never up before 9:00. and he's in there. he said, i'm going to get a cup of coffee. he sits down. he says, you know, this is our bye week. yeah. he goes, well, you know, rachel -- i'll tell you something. be good to her. honor, respect her, don't abuse her, don't hurt her, be loyal, no infidelity. and god bless you. okay. back to watching the tv. he said, boy, you made that easy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i didn't want to hear the stories. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i don't want the story. get it over, son. just get it over with. a good guy. >> jimmy: that's good. >> i like him a lot. >> jimmy: i'm glad your like him, otherwise, it could have been very terrible. >> it was terrible for about a year there. >> jimmy: terry bradshaw is with us.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, we're back. terry bradshaw is here. "fox nfl sunday." we're whispering sweet nothings in each others' years. i'm interested in the one-man show you're going. it's a live show. >> it is. >> jimmy: you started it in las vegas. >> it is a live show. started in vegas. now, we tour america. >> jimmy: where in america are you going? >> i'm heading off to maryland. outside of pittsburgh. and into st. louis, omaha, university of missouri, branson

and up to scottsdale, and finish out the season in long beach. >> jimmy: your brain really is still working. >> yeah. >> jimmy: after all of these years. >> i sing, dance. >> jimmy: you sing. do people ever leave? opera? i had no idea. >> nor did i. [ laughter ] i -- shocking. a texas thing, i should say. >> jimmy: how many songs do you do? >> eight songs to my story of my life, which everybody in america wants to hear. >> jimmy: the songs are specifically -- the story -- >> starting from my childhood, through the country. through pittsburgh. there's one line about, been married three times, that's no big thing. one less than larry king. now, i have to say three. they want me to come to vegas and rehearse that line. they think i'm dumber than a box

of rocks. >> jimmy: and have the guys from the show -- has howie been -- >> howie and jimmy came. they came to the vegas opening. >> jimmy: did they like it? >> they did. >> jimmy: they did? >> jimmy saw it was a lot of work. and howie was like, man, i can't believe you did that. and like anybody in the audience, or on television, we have a bucket list. i'd like to do that jimmy kimmel show one time. you make it look easy. therefore, it isn't easy. and the show is -- it's hard to do. and i wanted to do vegas one time. and that was enough for me. >> jimmy: well, you do broadway. will you take this show to new york city? >> i would. >> jimmy: you would. will you play pittsburgh? >> i have. >> jimmy: and did they like it? >> yes. >> jimmy: they did? >> they did. >> jimmy: i would like to come see the show. >> well, come out there. i'll come see you out there.

they don't come. >> jimmy: you know that i will come, right? >> you will come? >> jimmy: are you kidding me? >> you would bring a camera crew, wouldn't you? >> jimmy: i would bring whoever. >> bring your baby. how old is your baby? >> jimmy: my baby is 2 months old. girls. they're the worst. they own you forever. and if they say, dad, no biggie. but when they say, daddy, you're hooked. get ready. daddy gets you. >> jimmy: so far, she's just crying. >> what i do -- >> jimmy: it's great to see you. thank you for coming. terry bradshaw. [ cheers and applause ] "fox nfl sunday" returns this weekend, noon eastern time. we'll be right back with "unnecessary censorship." the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. hi! can you? i'm looking for a phone plan. it has to be a great one, and i don't compromise. ok, how about 10 gigs of data to share, unlimited talk and text,

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. another week has come to an end. it's time for our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> the fbi is investigating what

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. our next guests are exceptionally funny and canadian in a very particular way. if you have not seen the show "trailer park boys," you should. the eighth season is available on netflix starting today. from sunnyvale, please say hello to ricky, julian and bubbles, the trailer park boys. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] who is this? >> i just found this guy out in the street. >> jimmy: you found this cat in the street? >> like an old boxcar. he's awesome kitty. >> jimmy: how many kitties do you have at the trailer park? >> it depends, you know? some of them are nomadic. usually i have anywhere between

60 to 100. i'm taking this guy home. >> take him home. >> jimmy: he it has a collar on, too. it probably belongs to somebody. >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: it even has a name -- yes, it has a name. you know what its name is? >> it says meatball. >> jimmy: meatball. >> i think he looks kind of -- i'm going to change his name to hugs malone. >> jimmy: as long as you love him, i guess that's fine. >> you can't steal someone's cat. >> jimmy: are you enjoying your time in hollywood? every once in a while you come out here. it's very different from where you live. do you like it here? >> love it here. >> jimmy: do you have friends here? >> i've been going to a lot of the strip clubs. there's tons of them here. >> we met snoop dogg. >> jimmy: you did? >> yesterday, we were on snoop dogg's show. >> jimmy: how did that go? >> it was messy. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: he winds up doing a lot of smoking. did you smoke with him on the

show? >> you don't really have a choice. it's one after another. next thing you know, you're on the moon. [ laughter ] >> first person i met that smokes way, way more than i do. >> jimmy: is that right? >> he smokes a lot. >> jimmy: this is your eighth season of the show. that's correct, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's great. i sat and watched the whole season, all the way through. >> right on. >> jimmy: this season, ricky, you retired. you've gone into retirement. >> yeah. somewhat, i guess. i got some high-end clients. nhl players. a couple of actors. i'm in the oil business now. >> jimmy: not crude oil? >> not the same oil you're thinking about. looks like honey, actually. >> jimmy: it does. you're okay with that? that ricky does that sort of thing? >> oh, he's cutting out. >> jimmy: just let him run around the studio. i think it will be fine. guillermo, you want a cat? >> yeah, sure. >> jimmy: okay. >> guillermo: i'll take it. >> jimmy: you guys have some

celebrity friends besides snoop dogg that i wanted to mention. this is a photograph -- where did this happen? >> oh, that's me and the biebs. >> jimmy: that's you and justin bieber. bubbles and bieber right there. >> every weekend, we party. >> jimmy: he does? >> you said that was a dream. >> no, ricky. i go down. i summer at his place all the time. we whip up eggs. >> you don't even know him. you got a picture. >> jimmy: they are together. you can't deny that. >> in that yellow car, guess who was driving. >> you were watching that on tmb. >> jimmy: i think it's tmz. now, you guys -- you guys also are friendly with sebastian bach. he's in the show this season. and he's in your movie, "square net" also. how did that come about? >> he started buying some product off me, i guess you would call it. started buying more and more product.

and this year, he bought a lot of product. >> jimmy: he's one of your best customers. >> i shouldn't say that, should i? >> jimmy: i guess you did. it doesn't really matter. julian, you always have a drink in your hand, no matter what you're doing. what is the drink that you have in your hand all the time? >> you know, i've been a rum guy most of my life. we got this big endorsement deal with canadian whiskys. i'm trying it. >> jimmy: that's good. it's good to open up and experiment with different things. you guys are going on tour later this year. >> yes. >> jimmy: what kind of -- what do you -- is it anything like terry bradshaw's show? >> probably. >> jimmy: probably not. what is your show like? >> can i say the name? >> i don't know. it's called dear santa claus, go [ bleep ] yourself. it's a christmas show. you know, people get too crazy about christmas and all. about money and everything. i want to spread the true meaning of christmas, which is just getting drunk and hanging

out with your friends. >> jimmy: is that the true meaning of christmas? >> absolutely. we meet jesus, too. i'm looking forward to that. >> jimmy: is santa jesus guy represented in this tour? >> well, somewhat. i mean -- >> you did say i'm going to meet him. >> ricky, just -- you know, we'll see if i can arrange it. he's a busy guy. >> jimmy: he is a busy guy. you guys are here in town. you're talking about this -- the new season of the show. will you do another season after this season of the show? >> i think it's already. >> we did. >> jimmy: they are. >> we come on netflix in the spring or something. >> jimmy: the show is very hard to explain. you should check it out. it's called "trailer park boys." season eight on netflix. thanks, guys. ricky, julian and bubbles. we'll be right back with music from the kooks. [ cheers and applause ]

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the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, is presented by at&t, mobilizing your world. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank terry bradshaw, auntie fee, ricky, julian, bubbles. and i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, their new album is called, "listen," here with the song "bad habit," the kooks. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ baby got her head down oh oh oh oh baby got her head down to the ground ♪ ♪ looking for a stranger looking for a stranger to love ♪ ♪ you gotta dot your is and cross your ts ♪ ♪ you gotta let go and come with me ♪ ♪ looking for a stranger looking for a stranger

to love ♪ ♪ you say you want it but you can't get it and you got yourself a bad habit for it ♪ ♪ well look at you walking up and down the hall singing please save me my bad habit ♪ ♪ you say you want it but you can't get it and you got yourself a bad habit for it ♪ ♪ well look at you walking up and down the hall singing please oh man oh man oh man ♪ ♪ you know i wish i had it all oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ now baby got her head down baby trying to stand out in the crowd ♪ ♪ she's looking for a stranger looking for you know you gotta dot your is and cross your ts ♪ ♪ you gotta let go and come with me lookin' for a stranger looking for a stranger to love ♪

♪ you say you want it but you can't get it and you got yourself a bad habit for it ♪ ♪ well look at you walking up and down the hall singing please save me ♪ ♪ you say you want it but you can't get it and you got yourself a bad habit for it ♪ ♪ well look at you walking up and down the hall singing please oh man oh man oh man ♪ ♪ you know i wish i had it all you know i wish i had it all ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ you say you want it but you can't get it and you got yourself a bad habit for it ♪ ♪ well look at you walking up and down the hall singing please oh man oh man oh man ♪ ♪ singing please oh man oh man oh man you can't get it it's a bad habit ♪ ♪ such a bad habit such a bad bad habit it's a bad habit bad habit bad ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ woo, woo [ cheers and applause ]

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